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  1. How difficult would this be? on PowerPC Architecture Emulator Unleashed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've had an idea about PPC emulation and running OS X.

    What about taking a x86 "lower half" of the OS (i.e. Darwin) and plugging and emulated "upper half" (i.e. Cocoa, Charcoal, etc.) of OS X above it.

    Would that be feasible?

  2. Re:PDB.pdf on "Decryption" of Bush Memo · · Score: 1

    With a nice black rectangle superimposed to the original text, of course...

  3. What if... on What Happens To Your Data When You Die? · · Score: 0, Troll

    The first is clinical depression, which means that chemicals are screwed up in your brain...

    The second is situational depression, which basically means your life sucks.


    And if your brain is screwed up, AND your life sucks, you post on Slashdot...

  4. Why open Java? on Gosling on Opening Java · · Score: 2, Troll

    Please enlighten me? Why GPL Java?

    Java is pretty good right now.

  5. Re:lets see here on Does A Good Game Make A Good Movie Idea? · · Score: 5, Funny

    And don't get me started on Solitaire!

  6. Re:Open source is much better than closed souce on Embedded RTOS Maker Raises Linux Security Issues · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Real-Time Operating Systems Must be Highly Reliable"
    Microsoft Windows, MacOS, Unix, and Linux often crash, lock up, or go crazy. They indicate this condition by displaying a sad face, an exploding bomb, a red X, a blue screen of death, or by simply refusing to respond to mouse-clicks or keyboard input.


    Come on, if Windows was that bad Diebold wouldn't use it in their ATMs... Ooops...

  7. Oh, come on!!! on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 2, Funny

    It remins me of that story...

    Guy asks to change his name...

    Judge: It's not like that we need proof that your name is a bad one.

    Guy: My name is Johm Crap

    Judge: Yes, we'll change it right away. What would you like to be your new name?

    Guy: Jack Crap...

  8. Three letters on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1

    VBA for Excel

  9. Re:Huh? on IFPI 'First Wave' Sues 247 In Europe & Canada · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many of us read that as pornographic...

    That's because of obscene lawsuits...

  10. Dvorak is soooo.... on Pranks for April Fool's Day 2004? · · Score: 4, Funny

    old fashioned.

    Try the french layout.

    1 - Most of the keys match... I said most. Exceptions: QA , WZ, and you have to press shift to type the numbers...

    2 - Symbols? Forget about it...

  11. In other news... on Verizon's NYC 911 System Shutdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... DIebold anounced their plans to replace Verizon at handling the 911 system...

    "We figured out that with our new phone systems, completely powered by Microsoft Software these problems will be a thing of the past"

  12. Thank You on AAC Chosen For DVD-ROM Section Of DVD Audio Discs · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some decisions just make sense...

    AAC is a good format (better than MP3, same quality , on average, as Ogg (IMHO) and much better than WMA AT ANY BITRATE)

    Not that WMA is bad, but it's too picky... One music in 64kbps sounds very good, another one sounds like crap.

    Kudos!

  13. Re:NSA on SCO Aims For The Feds · · Score: 1

    NSA Guy 1: Of course you can inspect our servers, Mr McBride...

    NSA Guy 2 to NSA Guy 1: Did you mention that we would have to shoot him if he ever inspects our servers...

    Guy 1 : Ooops!

  14. It reminds me of a joke... on Six Months Old, Eight New Organs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doctor: I'm sorry to say, but your baby was born with no arms...

    Mother: Oh, doctor, I don't care, I'll still love him...

    D: I'm afraid he doesn't have any legs either...

    M: Never mind, he's still my son...

    D: He doesn't have a trunk...

    M: Ah...

    D: And no head, either...

    M: But, what does he has...

    D: An ear...

    (doctor brings the ear)

    M: OH MY SON, MY BEAUTIFUL SON...

    D: It's no use screaming, cause he's deaf...

  15. Re:This is news??? Who the fuck cares! on MS Hotmail Offline For Hours · · Score: 1

    RMS is planning to start his own free email service.

    And the root password will be known by everybody, I hope...

  16. Re:Debatable on Nintendo Patents Handheld Emulation, Cracks Down · · Score: 1

    "Whether you have an authentic game or not, it is illegal to copy a Nintendo game from a cartridge or to download and play a Nintendo ROM from the Internet."


    So, there is no point in buying the original game.

  17. For those licensees who didn't see a bang... on Microsoft Customers Get No Bang for Buck · · Score: 1

    BANG! There goes your files...
    BANG! Blaster is here...
    BANG!

    There you have it...

  18. Re:Misleading Headline on Computer Associates Pays Off SCO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Articles say that the liscenses were thrown in as part of a seperate breach of contract settlement. They were not "purchased".

    Oh, MY GOD!!!

    Guy 1: Hey, what about that 100 grand you owe me!
    Guy 2: Hey, did you know I own the Brookling Bridge? Let's just throw it in the deal, ok!

  19. It makes me wonder... on Feds Reject Eolas Browser Plug-In Patent · · Score: 3, Funny

    about the other 150 invaidated patents...

    P No. 1234567 A machine that does nothing

  20. Re:Weekly Schedule on Fusion In Sonoluminescence (Again)? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You forgot

    Saturday: ???
    Sunday: Profit!!!

  21. Re:Reminds me of the ads for unix programmers. on Anatomy of Game Development · · Score: 1

    I tremind me of the (5 year experience w/ Windows 95) posted in 1996...

  22. Re:USENIX _not_ helping much... on USENIX Responds to SCO; Fyodor Pulls NMap · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're mixing free beer and free speech.

    EVERYBODY knows not to mix free beer and free speech... God, it's like mixing milk chocolate with Guinness...

  23. I wonder... on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of a phrase posted here on slashdot about the movie " How about I give you the finger and you give me my 10 dollars back!"

  24. Quit. on Moving from Linux to Windows Desktop? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, really. If they're obligating you to change it's because they're morons and don't deserve having you as an employee...

  25. Re:gripes. on Napster Sells 5 Million Songs · · Score: 1

    A lot of CD's come with extra's for the PC.

    Do you mean all that DRM crap that you have to press SHIFT to bypass???