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  1. I guess this is bound to crop up in CSI Miami... on Reactor Shutdown Darkens South Florida · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... at least given how much crime shows draw on real life events, albeit massively embellished. Cue Horatio Caine.. 'Looks like someone's been left in the dark.. permanently.' *removes sunglasses*

  2. I hope this reaches the UK.. on EU Funds P2P-Based Internet TV Standard · · Score: 1

    .. because even though we're supposed to going digital as a country, I still can't get half the digital channels where I live - even with an upgraded aerial. Being able to get TV over the internet would be a great solution to this.

  3. Surely... on Utah Wants To Give ISPs That Filter a "G-Rating" · · Score: 1

    .. there are several sites dedicated to Fighting Pornography. I guess Senator Morley hasn't been googling very hard.

  4. Given how much battering some phones get.. on Nokia Unveils Shape Changing Nano-phone Concept · · Score: 1

    ... is this really a good idea? Especially when you discover you accidentally rolled up your phone in and threw it away with your newspaper

  5. I didn't say dollars.. on Wii Homebrew Takes Several Leaps Forward · · Score: 3, Informative

    .. I said 'pounds'. The actual cost of buying a SNES from the Virtual Console, if you're in the UK, works out as a total of eleven dollars. So we're paying over the odds compared to the US anyway.

  6. Given that Nintendo has already blocked Freeloader on Wii Homebrew Takes Several Leaps Forward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    .. it wouldn't surprise me if their next system update doesn't block this too. Though the main difference between this and the 360 exploit would seem to be that the Wii doesn't, as yet, force you to update in order to get online. The part of this that interests me the most is the SNES emulator - hopefully this might cause Nintendo to look at their pricing plan for the Virtual Console games. Seven quid for an unenhanced SNES game seems a bit pricey.

  7. Fixed? Cannibalized, maybe. on Consumers Starting To Realize Gadgets Can Be Fixed · · Score: 1

    When my iPod mini went tits up, I tried a few things but they didn't work. So in the end I decided to take it apart for shits and giggles. Lo and behold, I found a funny looking drive inside. Funny looking, but also familiar looking. And lo and behold, it turned out that it could be stuck into a compact flash reader. So a trip to the local computer store later, I had a odd looking 4GB drive that I could stick into the back of my 360 and use it to play my albums off.

  8. This is heresy! on Robotech Heading to Big Screen, Starring Toby Maguire · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly, nothing can beat the stop motion awesomeness that was Robot Jox.

  9. Going by MTurk's past history.. on Help Find Steve Fossett · · Score: 1

    ... five cents. Though you do get twice that if you happen to find him and Madeline McCann the same day.

  10. How about fixing some existing issues too? on Microsoft Updates Xbox 360 Back Compat Again · · Score: 1

    There are issues with a bunch of existing titles on that list that haven't been fixed. Silent Hill: The Room, for example, has massive great black cracks appearing on the faces of the character. And Star Wars: KOTOR - one of the first games to be made backwards compatible - has problems with the frame rate dropping and the sound breaking up.

  11. What I'd really like to see Blueray/HD used for.. on Samsung to Launch Dual Blu-ray HD DVD Player · · Score: 1

    .. is having multiple cuts of the same film on the same DVD, without branching and the annoying layer change pauses that entails. Take Dawn of the Dead. The ultimate edition is spread over four DVDs. Yet a single HD/BlueRay DVD could hold the movie and all the extras. That'd be my main incentive to buy a HD/BR player.

  12. At last! Science has made valuable progress... on Scientists Map DNA of Rhesus Monkeys · · Score: 1

    ... towards discovering and isolating the 'poop flinging' and 'knob fiddling' gene in monkey. At last we'll be able to breed special monkeys for use in family friendly zoos.

  13. 4 pounds for a pint? on Jaffe Would Have Ditched Blu-Ray · · Score: 1

    Not unless you're at a really shitty overpriced club. Beer is, on average, £2.50 a pint at most. But yes, we do get screwed on everything electronics related to the tune of one dollar = one pound.

  14. I'm not taking tech advice from an evil vizier.. on Jaffe Would Have Ditched Blu-Ray · · Score: 1, Informative

    .. oh, Jaffe. Never mind. But working in a UK electronics store as I do I can confirm that whereas the 360 and the Wiis were damn hard to get hold of for the first few months after launch, we have loads and loads of PS3s in stock. One store, W H Smiths, is even discounting the console to £399.99. Not a good sign.

  15. Oh god... it begins. on Blizzard Annouces BlizzCon 2007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Now you won't need to travel halfway across the country to pay some girl WOW gold to have sex with them. Yes, I hope to god that story's a hoax but it seems all too plausible. I guess the real question is, which is more mentally scarring - a WOW conference or a furry conference?

  16. Re:The expansion pack I really want to see... on Neverwinter Nights 2 Expansion Announced · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know they're working on it, but they won't have access to all the original voice files, even if they can access some of the old ones stored in the game. Nor will it hit X-Box. It's an admirable effort, but I'd really like to Obsidian go back and finish it properly a la The Lost Chapters.

  17. The expansion pack I really want to see... on Neverwinter Nights 2 Expansion Announced · · Score: 1

    .. is an add on to Obsidian's Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 that actually fills in all the missing stuff and stops it looking like a rush job. If it can be done for Fable, it can sure as hell be done for KOTOR 2.

  18. Yeah, robots are cool and all.... on Hobbyist One-Ups Sandia Labs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    .. but colour me impressed when someone comes up with one which can handle stairs. And if anyone's thinking of mentioning Asimo, I present Exhibit A

  19. There is one other significant difference on Epic, Microsoft Disagree On Gears Content · · Score: 1

    .. which has been introduced recently. And that's that Gold users tend to get certain demos and extra content up to a month earlier than Silver users. I guess they're trying to emphasis the two tier system. Though god knows how they're going to flog Gold to PC owners.

  20. 'It looks like you're trying to fire... on U.S. Billionaire Heads to Space Station · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. your secondary rocket boosters. Would you like help with that?'

  21. Really? on Epic, Microsoft Disagree On Gears Content · · Score: 5, Funny

    The hookers up my way don't seem to agree.

  22. Meh-dia center more like... on Xbox Spring Update To Offer Codecs, MSN Messenger · · Score: 1

    .. because that was pretty much my reaction to using it. After streaming movies from my PC to my 360 for a bit I came to the conclusion that I'd better off actually sticking the films on a 2.5 USB powered drive and plugging them into straight into the 360. Which can, as of a few updates ago, play WMV - and presumably after this, other codecs - straight from an external drive. Why? Because I didn't feel particularly good about having my energy hogging PC and 360 on at the same time. True, I could go upstairs and turn my PC on manually but then again I might as well just go to my DVD shelf and get a DVD off and put it in the drive.

  23. Imagine a beowulf cluster of these... on IPv6 Tested in Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. oh, wait, that'd be the Ultimate Marvel entity known as Gah Lak Tus. Not sure I'd want them to reach us easier.

  24. Re:Hard Knocks on O'Reilly Opens Online Tech School · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, but there will be plenty of scope for.. 'I'm doing an online course!' 'Oh, really?' 'No, O'Reilly' style jokes.

  25. Not an April fool. on Google Introduces Gmail Paper · · Score: 1

    Yes, I did happen to see the date. Though you apparently didn't happen to actually read it. This is a list of past April Fools, not an April Fools itself. The Opinia hoax is referred to elsewhere, not just on that page.