1. Two extra large pizzas with everything, extra anchovies
2. Three 2 liter bottles of Coca-Cola Classic
3. One dozen plain Krispy Kreme donuts
4. One box of twinkies, deep fried
"Cold" fusion is relative. Regular fusion happens in stars, at temperatures that'd really singe your eyebrows. And then melt them off your face.
Fusion is cold when done at far lower temperatures, such as those easily sustainable in a laboratory. Sure, it'll still be damned hot, but still colder than the heart of a star.
I'm an average Brit, and I'd say it's more of a fascist/oligatorship.
An oligatorship, by the by, for those of you who don't know, is the few ruling the many. The power-holders, the businessmen, the politicians, etc. Sound... familiar?
So, MPAA, instead of embracing P2P software you're copying the RIAA's decision to try and destroy it.
Boy, look at how successful they were. I'm sure this plan will really work, trying to convince tech-savvy folks that Kazaa will devour their unborn children and turn their souls inside out.
However, I am worried that if we continue to download good movies, they will stop making them. If no one turns up to see a kickass movie at the cinema that they watched three weeks ago on their computer, Hollywood will deem it a flop and pretty soon all the movies we'll be getting will be those people are still willing to pay money for. People whose idea of humour is nun farting. People who liked Crossroads for the plot.
Crap films, ladies and gentlemen. Our society will be reduced to sheer crap for our entertainment. We'll have Fear Factor and Jerry Springer on our TVs, with Gigli 4: Adrian's Revenge and Spy Kids 8 on our tarnished silver screens.
Now, which should be torn down, and a better system rebuilt in its place: P2P or MPAA?
Since he's targeted towards kids, at the "thrill" rides, he'll remind you of height requirements, and usually say something about being nervous about going, or maybe being afraid - in a kid friendly way.
Like remotely activating the zip-up routine when you weren't finished?
If the impending war against machines wasn't bad enough, now we're gonna have to do it naked.
Apology accepted. However, my impending connection to broadband is so close I can smell it, so I might have it downloaded by Christmas either way.
He'd eat:
1. Two extra large pizzas with everything, extra anchovies
And a partridge in a pear tree!2. Three 2 liter bottles of Coca-Cola Classic
3. One dozen plain Krispy Kreme donuts
4. One box of twinkies, deep fried
That was a glitch in the Matrix, you insensitive clod!
My chin hit the floor, but only because it was a 200MB download.
Did you not catch the part where he tried, several times, to fly away and kept getting dragged back down?
Maybe he should go on a diet, then.All Hail Lord Knowles.
Silly? Sure. That's why it's great. Giant steam-powered mechanical spiders rock my British Empire.
No, you shut up!
My knife died just yesterday!
Especially if your parents are irresponsible halfwits with more ammunition than sense!
"Cold" fusion is relative. Regular fusion happens in stars, at temperatures that'd really singe your eyebrows. And then melt them off your face.
Fusion is cold when done at far lower temperatures, such as those easily sustainable in a laboratory. Sure, it'll still be damned hot, but still colder than the heart of a star.
Isn't he a little short for a stormtrooper?
Not any more. Now it's "1337_m4st4m1k3_pWnz0rz_18M"
I'm an average Brit, and I'd say it's more of a fascist/oligatorship.
An oligatorship, by the by, for those of you who don't know, is the few ruling the many. The power-holders, the businessmen, the politicians, etc. Sound... familiar?
"Shhh! Don't burn during the movie!"
Gentlemen, gentlemen, we're all living in semi-fascist countries. Assuming we're all British or American, and if we're not TV has lied to me... again.
Also, Mr. Troll can be handily abbreviated to Mr. T. Foo!
Yarr, they be on to us an' our scheme to plunder their civil liberties. We make for Kingston at dawn!
So, MPAA, instead of embracing P2P software you're copying the RIAA's decision to try and destroy it.
Boy, look at how successful they were. I'm sure this plan will really work, trying to convince tech-savvy folks that Kazaa will devour their unborn children and turn their souls inside out.
However, I am worried that if we continue to download good movies, they will stop making them. If no one turns up to see a kickass movie at the cinema that they watched three weeks ago on their computer, Hollywood will deem it a flop and pretty soon all the movies we'll be getting will be those people are still willing to pay money for. People whose idea of humour is nun farting. People who liked Crossroads for the plot.
Crap films, ladies and gentlemen. Our society will be reduced to sheer crap for our entertainment. We'll have Fear Factor and Jerry Springer on our TVs, with Gigli 4: Adrian's Revenge and Spy Kids 8 on our tarnished silver screens.
Now, which should be torn down, and a better system rebuilt in its place: P2P or MPAA?
And sometimes it requires a lot. Yarr!
Why does this joke get modded up every time an article on beer or america or both is posted?
Because American beer is just that awful.Since he's targeted towards kids, at the "thrill" rides, he'll remind you of height requirements, and usually say something about being nervous about going, or maybe being afraid - in a kid friendly way.
"Dave... what are you doing, Dave?"