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  1. Ouch. on Chic Gear to Suit Net Generation · · Score: 1

    Like remotely activating the zip-up routine when you weren't finished?

  2. Oh, great... on Chic Gear to Suit Net Generation · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the impending war against machines wasn't bad enough, now we're gonna have to do it naked.

  3. Re:The future of cinema is right here (follow link on Cubism For CG And Movies · · Score: 1

    Apology accepted. However, my impending connection to broadband is so close I can smell it, so I might have it downloaded by Christmas either way.

  4. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 1

    He'd eat:

    1. Two extra large pizzas with everything, extra anchovies
    2. Three 2 liter bottles of Coca-Cola Classic
    3. One dozen plain Krispy Kreme donuts
    4. One box of twinkies, deep fried

    And a partridge in a pear tree!
  5. Re:Neo on a stick on Cubism For CG And Movies · · Score: 1

    That was a glitch in the Matrix, you insensitive clod!

  6. Re:The future of cinema is right here (follow link on Cubism For CG And Movies · · Score: 1

    My chin hit the floor, but only because it was a 200MB download.

  7. Re:The Matrix Reloaded introduced us... on Cubism For CG And Movies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you not catch the part where he tried, several times, to fly away and kept getting dragged back down?

    Maybe he should go on a diet, then.
  8. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 1

    All Hail Lord Knowles.

  9. Steam Punk on Spider Robinson And The State Of Science Fiction · · Score: 1

    Silly? Sure. That's why it's great. Giant steam-powered mechanical spiders rock my British Empire.

  10. Re:Reality vs. Fantasy on Spider Robinson And The State Of Science Fiction · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, you shut up!

  11. You insensitive clod! on Kids Kill, Victim Sues Game Maker · · Score: 1

    My knife died just yesterday!

  12. Re: and who bought the game for the kids? on Kids Kill, Victim Sues Game Maker · · Score: 1

    Especially if your parents are irresponsible halfwits with more ammunition than sense!

  13. Re:Things to remember on 14 Years Later, Cold Fusion Still Gets The Cold Shoulder · · Score: 1

    "Cold" fusion is relative. Regular fusion happens in stars, at temperatures that'd really singe your eyebrows. And then melt them off your face.
    Fusion is cold when done at far lower temperatures, such as those easily sustainable in a laboratory. Sure, it'll still be damned hot, but still colder than the heart of a star.

  14. Re:I know on Star Wars Kid & Episode III? · · Score: 1

    Isn't he a little short for a stormtrooper?

  15. Re:Yeah, typical on Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? · · Score: 1

    Not any more. Now it's "1337_m4st4m1k3_pWnz0rz_18M"

  16. Re:Oh yeah, the community reals owns the industry on Australian Court Doubles CD Importers' Fines · · Score: 1

    I'm an average Brit, and I'd say it's more of a fascist/oligatorship.

    An oligatorship, by the by, for those of you who don't know, is the few ruling the many. The power-holders, the businessmen, the politicians, etc. Sound... familiar?

  17. Re:I would pay to see that... on Flaming Cellphones · · Score: 1

    "Shhh! Don't burn during the movie!"

  18. Re:Hi, my name is Mr Troll on Insurance Claims to be Tested by Lie Detector · · Score: 1

    Gentlemen, gentlemen, we're all living in semi-fascist countries. Assuming we're all British or American, and if we're not TV has lied to me... again.

    Also, Mr. Troll can be handily abbreviated to Mr. T. Foo!

  19. Re:Huh? on Florida's Version Of TIA May Spread To Other States · · Score: 1

    Yarr, they be on to us an' our scheme to plunder their civil liberties. We make for Kingston at dawn!

  20. Nice one, Hollywood. on MPAA Opens Anti-filesharing Website · · Score: 1

    So, MPAA, instead of embracing P2P software you're copying the RIAA's decision to try and destroy it.
    Boy, look at how successful they were. I'm sure this plan will really work, trying to convince tech-savvy folks that Kazaa will devour their unborn children and turn their souls inside out.

    However, I am worried that if we continue to download good movies, they will stop making them. If no one turns up to see a kickass movie at the cinema that they watched three weeks ago on their computer, Hollywood will deem it a flop and pretty soon all the movies we'll be getting will be those people are still willing to pay money for. People whose idea of humour is nun farting. People who liked Crossroads for the plot.
    Crap films, ladies and gentlemen. Our society will be reduced to sheer crap for our entertainment. We'll have Fear Factor and Jerry Springer on our TVs, with Gigli 4: Adrian's Revenge and Spy Kids 8 on our tarnished silver screens.

    Now, which should be torn down, and a better system rebuilt in its place: P2P or MPAA?

  21. Re:How soon they forget. on MPAA Opens Anti-filesharing Website · · Score: 1

    And sometimes it requires a lot. Yarr!

  22. Re:American beer on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    Why does this joke get modded up every time an article on beer or america or both is posted?

    Because American beer is just that awful.
  23. Re:self-preservation on My Pal Mickey -- Interactive Theme Park Doll · · Score: 1

    Since he's targeted towards kids, at the "thrill" rides, he'll remind you of height requirements, and usually say something about being nervous about going, or maybe being afraid - in a kid friendly way.

    "Dave... what are you doing, Dave?"