If you buy it, your head will swell to seven times its normal size. Your girlfriend will leave you and shack up with a rottweiler. The rottweiler will bite you in your swollen head, which will burst, showing your WOW machine with cursed pustulent ichor. The ensuing fire will kill you, the dog, your ex-girlfriend, and an entire troop of golden haired girl scouts trying to sell you cookies. Also, your corpse will posthumously contract cancer of the ass.
Add yet, even knowing this, every last single solitary WOW player on the face of the planet earth has already bought it.
Undersexed. Those teenagers talk a lot but never seem to get down to action, despite constantly running into each other naked. That's not very believable, IMHO.
What's not believeable?
I'm convinced several manga-ka's have hired private investigators to study my life for story ideas.
At the very worst, humanity gets inconvienced because radio communications get a lot more difficult. Big deal, that can worked around. That's one scenario that is NOT the end of the world.
Yeah we're fine as long as we have television.
We will have television won't we...........
45% of the geek population immediately die of shock
25% of the geek population lock themselves in their basements and die of starvation within a few days, playing 24/7 and forgetting to stock up on Ramen and Mountain Dew.
The world is plunged into chaos with the 30% remaining geeks being re-deployed by their respective governments to keep critical systems running.
The beginning of the end of the world starts one Sunday night: a shift changeover results in a new technician being assigned to the master controls of a chain of tactical nuclear weapons. His first action is to install Firefox. Adblock plus and NoScript on all the master control computers, replacing IE7.
During a simulation, the operators do not receive the blocked popups prompting them to acknowledge the exercise, and upon seeing 'multiple targets' on their inbound radar, they instigate a return strike against the 'enemy'. And so it begins...
Meh, alien invasion is more likely to happen.
Duke Nukem Forever is a myth that's told to give nerds hope.
Even monpolies care when the amount of complaints effectively cripples their business.
Tell that to the cellphone companies, they don't care how much people complain about overage fees and contracts. If people don't have real choices, it doesn't matter how many people complain.
Your cellphone company pays people a lot of money to keep a running metric of complaints. It a fine art to screw people enough to maximize profits while keeping complaints at a level that they can operate at. I believe this is the only reason why ISP's have gone at this thing full scale. They're testing the waters to see how many people complain. I recommend screaming loudly.
If they started throwing up a pages like this the offending ISP will have its call center completely hosed with complaints.
The ISPs won't care, just so long as they continue getting their monthly tithe from the complainers.
Even monpolies care when the amount of complaints
effectively cripples their business.
if the negative side-effect rate in the population is low-enough, its still something that should be mandated in order to ensure that the population as a whole is resilient to some of the Big Nasties.
Lol I actually agreed wuith you up to this point.
You actually expect parents to sacrifice their children for the greater good?
Seriously. If telcos want start to throttle Google, all Google has to do throw up a web page for the affected users with something like the following:
"Dear Google/YouTube user: Your ISP, ISP_NAME, doesn't believe that you should be able to access the web sites and services that you want to, such as Google or YouTube. If you don't feel that this is fair, please contact ISP_NAME at ISP_PHONE_NUMBER and let them know how you feel. You may also want to consider switching to another ISP, such as one of the following in your area: (insert auto-generated list of ISPs that don't throttle Google)"
This....I can't believe their trying to start this little war by going after google first.
To many people google is the internet.
If they started throwing up a pages like this the offending ISP will have its call center completely hosed with complaints.
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And afterwards it's just like the creationism vs evolution debate... everybody wonders what God was thinking when he wrote vi.
Vi is divine. Emacs is the work of man.
You'd think so but you'll go broke paying imaginary child support,
Oh, but see, I imagine I won't. ;)
Your walking out on paying child support to your imaginary harem? Have fun in prision, those imaginary women have rights now.
Their leadership has abdicated to Keanu Reeves, having mistaken the recent remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" as a documentary..
Woah....
Meh, alien invasion is more likely to happen.Duke Nukem Forever is a myth that's told to give nerds hope.
Well, Chinese Democracy was released a few weeks ago
Yeah but it's a few service packs short of a stable release.
Kill other players! Ain't no other way baby.!
And gain experince by doing so.....oh wait Warhammer does that not WOW.
If you buy it, your head will swell to seven times its normal size. Your girlfriend will leave you and shack up with a rottweiler. The rottweiler will bite you in your swollen head, which will burst, showing your WOW machine with cursed pustulent ichor. The ensuing fire will kill you, the dog, your ex-girlfriend, and an entire troop of golden haired girl scouts trying to sell you cookies. Also, your corpse will posthumously contract cancer of the ass.
Add yet, even knowing this, every last single solitary WOW player on the face of the planet earth has already bought it.
But will I make it to 80 before that happens?
Oh come on, your wife isn't that fat.
FYI, never make fun of a man's wife, children, or privates.
I'm a single, childless man who'se pratically a eunuch. I'll do what I want.
The belief that the image of a thing is the same as a thing is magical thinking. It's literally how voodoo works. (Well, if voodoo worked.)
No voodoo works through communion with the Loa.
Just saying.......
Connecting all the dots, does that mean MS should be prosecuted for fucking younger corporations?
Yes, but that has nothing to do with the case.
Umm yeah....crack a window, will ya.
Undersexed. Those teenagers talk a lot but never seem to get down to action, despite constantly running into each other naked. That's not very believable, IMHO.
What's not believeable? I'm convinced several manga-ka's have hired private investigators to study my life for story ideas.
Fantastic!
Imaginary things are now real! Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!
This is fantastic news for the bevy of supermodels who constantly fawn over me and fight for the right to be my love slave. Fantastic news, indeed.
You'd think so but you'll go broke paying imaginary child support,
Sweet, now I can sell things I invent as if they were physical property to which traditional economics applied!
Oh my no. What you have to do is get a patent and then sue anyone who actually makes the product.
must. resist. temptation. must. resist. temptation. must. resist. temptation.
Do it....you know you want to.
At the very worst, humanity gets inconvienced because radio communications get a lot more difficult. Big deal, that can worked around. That's one scenario that is NOT the end of the world.
Yeah we're fine as long as we have television.
We will have television won't we...........
In 2020, Duke Nukem Forever is released.
45% of the geek population immediately die of shock 25% of the geek population lock themselves in their basements and die of starvation within a few days, playing 24/7 and forgetting to stock up on Ramen and Mountain Dew.
The world is plunged into chaos with the 30% remaining geeks being re-deployed by their respective governments to keep critical systems running.
The beginning of the end of the world starts one Sunday night: a shift changeover results in a new technician being assigned to the master controls of a chain of tactical nuclear weapons. His first action is to install Firefox. Adblock plus and NoScript on all the master control computers, replacing IE7.
During a simulation, the operators do not receive the blocked popups prompting them to acknowledge the exercise, and upon seeing 'multiple targets' on their inbound radar, they instigate a return strike against the 'enemy'. And so it begins...
Meh, alien invasion is more likely to happen. Duke Nukem Forever is a myth that's told to give nerds hope.
women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding
Oh come on, your wife isn't that fat.
Tell that to the cellphone companies, they don't care how much people complain about overage fees and contracts. If people don't have real choices, it doesn't matter how many people complain.
Your cellphone company pays people a lot of money to keep a running metric of complaints. It a fine art to screw people enough to maximize profits while keeping complaints at a level that they can operate at. I believe this is the only reason why ISP's have gone at this thing full scale. They're testing the waters to see how many people complain. I recommend screaming loudly.
If they started throwing up a pages like this the offending ISP will have its call center completely hosed with complaints. The ISPs won't care, just so long as they continue getting their monthly tithe from the complainers.
Even monpolies care when the amount of complaints effectively cripples their business.
if the negative side-effect rate in the population is low-enough, its still something that should be mandated in order to ensure that the population as a whole is resilient to some of the Big Nasties.
Lol I actually agreed wuith you up to this point. You actually expect parents to sacrifice their children for the greater good?
Seriously. If telcos want start to throttle Google, all Google has to do throw up a web page for the affected users with something like the following:
"Dear Google/YouTube user: Your ISP, ISP_NAME, doesn't believe that you should be able to access the web sites and services that you want to, such as Google or YouTube. If you don't feel that this is fair, please contact ISP_NAME at ISP_PHONE_NUMBER and let them know how you feel. You may also want to consider switching to another ISP, such as one of the following in your area: (insert auto-generated list of ISPs that don't throttle Google)"
This....I can't believe their trying to start this little war by going after google first. To many people google is the internet. If they started throwing up a pages like this the offending ISP will have its call center completely hosed with complaints.
If you're writing web software use PHP, but it will make you feel dirty inside.
Not nearly as dirty as activex.
Yes amd that wooshing sound you hear is the wind blowing through the area were your sarcasim detector used to be.
I do understand it.
The problem is that it makes no sense,
Lol.
Do you have that on a T-shirt?
You could make a fortune selling them if you got Paris Hilton to model one.
That's Stand Alone Complex, though. The earlier movies and the magna are all different universes that can and do contridict each other.
They don't contradict. It's all a vast connection of flashbacks and dream sequences that only seem to contradict each other. Layers apon layers.