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  1. People soft... on Oracle Dumps PeopleSoft Employees · · Score: 3, Funny


    ...life HARD.

  2. Slightly on How has the USA PATRIOT Act Affected You? · · Score: 1


    It has dampened my fondness for overwrought acronymns. A little.

  3. Now I feel like singing... on Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order · · Score: 1


    Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow...

  4. And water is wet on Ten Security Bulletins From Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has released 10 "new" security bulletins, including one.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz...

  5. Re:PHP and MySQL are "heady"? on Beginning PHP and MySQL · · Score: 1

    PHP and MySQL are "heady"? What sort of head do you have?

    I believe the "H" in "PHP" stands for "hydrocephaly."

  6. Re:What the article/OP didn't say... on Macaque Monkey Goes Totally Bipedal · · Score: 1

    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! What? Oh, I'm terribly sorry...

  7. This is ever-so-slightly off-topic... on Star Trek XI: Romulan Wars? · · Score: 1

    But it's bugged me for years. In classic Trek, the Romulan ships had a bird painted on them, hence they were called Birds of Prey. In later non-classic Treks, the Klingon ships were referred to as Birds of Prey -- of course they always looked like birds, but nobody ever called them that! What gives?

    Of course, none of this detracts from the awesomeness of both types of vessels, which made the Enterprise look like the U.S.S. Pussy-Wussy.

  8. Re:Hot Girls on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do we despise ads on the web but not in a magazine that we paid for?

    Because in magazines the ads don't blink, bounce around, or make really fucking irritating noises. I do hate it when they smell, though. Fortunately, the magazines I read generally don't have perfume ads.

  9. Re:All that's missing is a Phish show on HOPE Conference Gets Wozniak, Mitnick, Biafra · · Score: 1

    Is Jello stealing people's email now?

    That is, when he's not busy suing the other DKs...

  10. Obligatory Simpsons reference on Moon Rocket Scrubbed and Blown Dry · · Score: 1

    Some dude: "There's no air in space." Homer: "But there's an Air 'n' Space Museum."

  11. Ancient Chinese secret... on Strategy Videogame Upsets Chinese, Gets Banned · · Score: 5, Funny

    To really piss them off, send them a copy of Shadow Warrior.

  12. Burnination on Things You Can Do With A Giant Fresnel Lens · · Score: 5, Funny

    And to think, when I was a kid I had to settle for burning ants with a magnifying glass.

  13. Re:New York Theives... If it aint locked down on Sprint Routers Stolen; NYC Internet Outage Ensues · · Score: 1

    I live in New York, and I can tell you this -- never ever leave anything visible in your parked vehicle, not even an empty bag. It will be broken into.

    New York, just like I pictured it -- skyscrapers, and everythang...

  14. Re:compatible formats... who cares on iTunes One Year Anniversary Sparks Comparison · · Score: 1

    Remember taping albums to listen to them in the new fangled walkman?

    I bet a lot of the kiddies here don't remember that.

  15. Re:Learn How To Sell!!! on Moving Up the IT Ladder in a Poor Economy? · · Score: 1

    You sell, you get paid. ... Of course, you'll also have to find some way to sleep at night...

    Pay me in the six figures and I'll be sleeping like a dead baby. Incidentally, I do plan on learning to sell. Fuck IT -- I wanna be Willy Loman!

  16. Re:unix? on No EZ Fix For The IRS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The fact that it's old and still in use probably means that it sucks less. Hell -- the IRS is still in business, isn't it? Think of all the headaches (and $) they've saved over the years by not upgrading. And everyone should stop blaming the ancient programmers -- they don't make the decisions.

  17. Wait a second... on Sun Wants to Make Linux 3D · · Score: 1

    Can anyone say Microsoft Bob?

  18. Coginitive Science? on Correlation Between Stress and Technology? · · Score: 1

    Back when I was a psychology major, we called it "psychology." Gee, I sure wish I had had courses like "Stress and Disease" to prepare me for the real world!

  19. Why are the telemarketers complaining? on Slashback: Card, Fortran, Legibility · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the "do not call" list does the telemarketers a favor, by giving them advance notice of those who will decline politely (at best) or curse and slam the phone down (my choice). Anybody who registers will, most likely, belong to that group who have no interest in whatever might be offered. The telemarketers can then concentrate their efforts on the ignorami who aren't even aware of the do-not-call list (and therefore make the best marks), as well as those who know about opt-out list but prefer to remain callable (i.e. friends and relatives of the telemarketers, and the very, very lonely).

  20. Re:There's a huge difference on RIAA Parses 'P2P' As 'Peer 2 Porn' · · Score: 1
    I've been downloading contents from peer to peer networks since the advent of scour.net, and have had no gross misrepresentations of content such as you imply happen.

    The one (ahem) time I tried to download a pornographic video via P2P, it turned out to be a beer commercial from overseas. It had bears in it. It was funny and completely non-pornographic. I suppose I should have been indignant about the betrayal, but I was amused, and surprisingly not even disappointed. Hee hee, bears!

  21. Re:A witness turned him in?!? on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 1

    Force him to write code for the rest of his life. That'll learn 'im.