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  1. Re:Internet on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 1

    As long as I was buzzing on sugar and flour, I enjoyed myself, at a price. Slashdot gave me some feeling of fellowship. But coming to in the mornings was a bitch.

    Some of us sought out sordid places, hoping to find understanding companionship
    and approval. Momentarily we did -- then would come oblivion and the awful awakening to face
    the hideous Four Horsemen -- Terror, Bewilderment, Frustration, Despair. Unhappy drinkers [eaters/isolators] who read this
    page will understand

    Alcoholics Anonymous, p. 151

    Am I happier now? Sometimes I'm good, other times I'm beat up. I got two dogs who love me; they take me for walks. I wouldn't trade places with anybody.

  2. Re:Internet on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was too; From 1999 through 2003, I was on disability (U.S.) and eating enough to maintain my weight at 450 pounds (sticky keyboard anyone?). I left the house only to foodshop. I don't think I could lived like that without substantial chemical assistance (booze, drugs, or ice cream).

    Overeaters Anonymous saved my ass; I'm at normal weight, married, in a 9-5 job. I'm still one shy dude, and can get antisocial at the drop of a hat, but I'm much better than I was.

  3. Re:Apartheid on Saudi Arabia Implements Electronic Tracking System For Women · · Score: 1

    Our oil is more important than their women. If an older version of world trade was in still in force (and it in fact is), we might decide differently.

  4. Re:I'm surprised on A Cleaner, Cheaper Route to Titanium · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And all they've produces so far is a few grams of metal. They get so excited, they start a company, promise to lower costs by 85%, and put out a begging bowl.

    What a country. Is the MIT part even real?

  5. after, therefore, because of on Ozone Layer Improving Faster Than Expected · · Score: 1

    post hoc, ergo propter hoc , e.g. a logical fallacy, i.e. not necessarily causitive.

  6. Re:Infinite food != end to hunger on The Future of Digital Books · · Score: 1

    Come the Singularity, we will all be uploaded into computers, and then the replicators will work just fine. Then everyone will move to southern California, drive Ferrari's and sleep with Pamela Anderson.

    Did you miss the Star Trek episode which revealed the Enterprise was only 6 inches long?

  7. Re:That doesn't sound so good on Wildlife Defies Chernobyl Radiation · · Score: 1

    I would not believe the animals are enjoying their radiation poisoning

    Mr. Wolf: Why, yes, I am enjoying not having my pelt nailed to a fence by the radiation-phobic pest control guys. Better get out of here now before your balls start mutating on you. heh-heh

  8. Europe burns my ass on The European Grand Challenge · · Score: 1

    Why keep Sebastian Thrun out? He won the DARPA contest, and even used Volkswagen to do it. Chauvinist ankle biters.

  9. Re:something I always wondered on When Black Holes Collide · · Score: 1

    See wikipedia on black holes. Any spinning black hole has a ring-shaped singularity. Anything that sits on the line thru the center will never hit the singularity, but everything else will. *cue twilight zone theme*

  10. Re:Oh boy on When Black Holes Collide · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only if you speak both Russian and English. When a Russian says "YourAnus", he won't get the joke. Black hole on the other hand is russian slang for, well, your anus.

  11. If I was sufficiently advanced on When Black Holes Collide · · Score: 3, Funny

    Two supermassive black holes are spiraling closer and closer, leading to an inevitable merger.

    But is it really inevitable, I ask myself? What would it take to pry them apart? Welcome to einstein's tractor pull!

    Imaging the black holes 1 and 2 falling straight towards each other. (Trying to do this with them spinning makes my head hurt). You take a third supermassive BH, call it 3, and give it a large velocity relative to the other two. Send it thru the system at a slight angle.

    As it hurtles by the hole 1, it drags it along -- has to come real close, but not too, noam sayin?

    As 1 and 3 zip by 2, 1 gets slowed down some, but still has excape velocity from 2. See? No sweat. Now if DARPA will give me a grant, I'd hire a math major to solve orbiting BH case.

  12. Re:Gee, how long will it take... on AT&T Forwarding All Internet Traffic to NSA? · · Score: 1

    OK, I agree that in Amsterdam you have the right to smoke pot. But I can't think of another country that recognises more freedoms than the U.S. does. Where else can you carry a .45 and marry a 12 year old? Well, not in the same state, but come on!

  13. Re:Sometimes Less is More on The Man Who Said No to Wal-Mart · · Score: 1

    There have been stresses and disruptions in many countries due to globalization, but I believe the results have been positive. Never forget the 400 million chinese who no longer live in poverty. That's a lot of people. Now if we can only get this working in Africa and the Middle East.

  14. Re:Meh on Evidence of the Missing Link Found? · · Score: 1

    The change between two consecutive generations is subtle enough to be unnoticeable.

    Tiger Woods' parents look nothing like him.

  15. bring it on! on NASA Reaffirms Big Bang Theory · · Score: 1

    Go ahead, bring your Bible into this. :) Science Nerds, Philosophy Nerds, Religion Nerds, Social Sciences Nerds. We all have tape on our glasses.

    It's the scientologists I can't stand. (F*ck you, Chef)

  16. Mohammed and the Han on UK Demands Sourcecode for Strike Fighters · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are half a billion muslims of uncertain stability just to their north, and on hop further, a largish empire thats churning out killer machines at ever increasing rates.

    The Ausies should pony up for a few hunter-killer subs while they're at it.

  17. Re:Knowledge in their own 'language' on An Interview with Wikipedia's Jimbo Wales · · Score: 1

    Son of a bitch! There's a latin wikipedia!

    Think of all the enslaved students taking latin, forced to translate entries. Eventually la.wikipedia.org will take over the world!

    I, for one ... latin teacher overlords ...

  18. Re:Evil is relative? on Google Stands Ground on Google.cn · · Score: 1

    damn -- just type in www.microsoft.com and www.yahoo.com to compare

  19. Re:Evil is relative? on Google Stands Ground on Google.cn · · Score: 1

    he-ah and almost me-ah

  20. Re:Misunderestimated? on Tracking Satellites That Aren't There · · Score: 2, Interesting

    israeli Ofeq spy satellites are launced into retrograde orbits to avoid dropping into unfriendly countries.

  21. Re:Virtual Light? on German Scientists Create Augmented Reality Scope · · Score: 1

    Or you could do it like Bono does, by wearing big glasses and doing alot of drugs.

    p.s. I'm not saying he's doing drugs, but he sure looks like he's experiencing an alternate reality.

  22. Soylent reading on Newspaper Lobbyists Take Aim at Google News · · Score: 2, Funny

    Easy solution: Make paper from the skin of corpses. "People is ... people!!!"

  23. Berserker buddies on More Bad News About Global Warming · · Score: 1

    These goodlife trolls give me the creeps.

  24. Re:A family walks into a talent agency. on Pluto Probe Launches · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. What happened to the dog?

  25. Re:Crappy business model... on MySQL Beats Commercial Databases in Labs Test · · Score: 1

    Don't forget we in the U.S. pay for awesome military supremacy to protect you from the Japanese. Oh, yes. Don't kid yourself, they are studying your coastal defenses right now.