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  1. Re:He must be guilty! on Chicago Mercantile Exchange Secrets Leaked To China · · Score: 2

    Sitting on Edgar Bergen's knee.

  2. Windpipe? on Spanish Surgeon Performs First Synthetic Organ Transplant · · Score: 1

    So, is it a Wurlitzer?

  3. Maybe, but on Could Wikipedia Become a Supercomputer? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only if bitten by a radiaoactive calculator!

  4. What's a virus? on Japan Criminalizes Virus Creation · · Score: 1

    Is fork now to be illegal (in Japan) as it replicates code?

  5. Re:Real time? on Senator Releases First Senate Mobile App · · Score: 1

    Well, if the reason for changing (as appears to be a common case) is a new payoff ^W campaign contribution or the results of a new poll, then I think it should be an insult.

    In the latter case, it may be acceptable for him to change the way he votes to match his constituents' wishes if he cannot convince them of his position; this should not, however, cause him to change his position.

  6. Re:Social engineering and clickers on International Monetary Fund Hit By Cyber Attack · · Score: 1

    Being the IMF, it was actually 'HOT HOT HOT Hotel Maids!!!!'

  7. Re:One-time pads on Court Rules Passwords+Secret Questions=Secure eBanking · · Score: 1

    Are you Joshua Levin?

  8. Re:Option 2 on 25% of US Hackers Are FBI/CIA Informers · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer stats on the proportion of hi-tek(TM) identity thefts prevented or prosecuted compared to the total.

    It seems to be having as much effect as the War On Drugs(TM).

  9. It's Obvious on Ask Slashdot: Uses For a Small Office Server? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Porn server, of course!

  10. Re:subtle issues on Researcher Claims Magnets Can Affect Blood Viscosity · · Score: 1

    They do; after taking enough, you have no more medical problems (nor any other as a bonus).

  11. Last Post! on In Censorship Move, Iran Plans Its Own Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    in Iran.

  12. Re:when it rains on Green Crystal 'Rain' Discovered Near Infant Star · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to Drink Your Olivine!

  13. Re:"lese majeste" on US Citizen Visiting Thailand Arrested For Blog Posting · · Score: 1

    Today it's called 'lese judica' ;^) or contempt of court; equally odious.

  14. Re:Not dead after all on MeeGo Being Ported To Wayland · · Score: 1

    'At some point, you need to stick with what already works, and polish it,...'

    Ah, yes; the Polished Turd process of software development; also known as Agile.

  15. Now to be Noisy on EFF Co-founder Faces Copyright Heavyweights At EG8 · · Score: 1

    I think that calm of Mitterand's was the lull before the storm. Good!

  16. One more nail on Increased Power Usage Leads to Mistaken Pot Busts for Bitcoin Miners · · Score: -1

    Just another nail in the coffin of the Bill of Rights.

  17. Re:you're a contractor on Ask Slashdot: How To Ask For Equity In a Startup? · · Score: 2

    Advice to any company: If you have an indispensible worker, fire him or her immediately.

    It's easier to deal will a planned loss of such than an unplanned loss.

  18. Platforms? on PLA Develops First Person Shooter With US Troops as Targets · · Score: 1

    When will it be available for the XBox?

  19. Re:What will they replace it with? on Swiss To End Use of Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    Well, with global warming on the way, avalanche soon will be the same thing as water.

  20. Great! on Space Station Becomes Dark Matter Hunter · · Score: 1

    A new reality show: Aldebaron: Dark Matter Hunter.

  21. Re:joy. on Kaspersky Calls For 'Internet Interpol' · · Score: 2

    Laws can be changed or ignored. Also, everybody can be found guilty of something.

  22. I call dibs on Live Justice Comes To the Internet · · Score: 1

    ... on the remote-controlled rifles!

  23. Re:Nothing to see, move along. on 16-Year-Old Discovers Potential Treatment For Cystic Fibrosis · · Score: 2

    I really wish there were a drug to cure (or at least stabalize) Sour Grape Syndrome (SGS).

  24. Re:Why it is stealing on BSA 2010 Piracy Report: $58.8 Billion · · Score: 1

    You should quote someone who actually had original ideas.

  25. Re:No Texting While Driving! on Cellphones Get Government Chips For Disaster Alert · · Score: 1

    I just want a Presidential Fart App!