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  1. End-User Issues on Pfizer Files Suit Against Viagra Spammers · · Score: 0
    Spam, schmam!

    I bought it and I don't feel any hornier, and my c*ck ain't any bigger!

    Sue the fraudsters!

  2. Carmack Quote on Doom 3 Gets Reviews, Piracy Questions, Exultation · · Score: 0
    "There's something fundamentally interesting about that, about the world in a box," he says. "If somebody can be an emperor in a virtual world, with only a cheap computer, is that really a fundamentally bad thing?"

    In esscence, its not so much a bad thing, but it can be a harmful thing. Just when people return to the real world, as they have to, your virtual empire counts for nought.

    Virtual stuff is way cool, but we have to remember we live in a reality, not in a virtual reality.

  3. Re:*WORSE* acting??? on Star Trek: New Voyages, Downloadable Video · · Score: 2, Funny
    Kirk: Captains log.....Stardate 38436.2....We are lost.....Floating near an unknown quadrant of the galaxy....
    Uhura calls out: No we're not...Thats Uranus!
    Kirk: Ahhh come on! Surely....that joke is..... wearing a little thin!
    Spock: I believe that is illogical captain, seeing as you are not wearing any pants

    Yep, I miss the old Star Trek series.....

  4. I swear that last part read on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: 0
    Let's hope others begin to take off his head.

    That doesn't sound so bad to me....

  5. Potential For Abuse on Invisible Cloaks, Translucent Walls · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm just afraid that if I put the cloak on, it shows whats on the either side: My very mangy cold naked butt!

  6. Re:I for one... on Is the Linux Desktop Getting Heavier and Slower? · · Score: 0
    ASCII art rendering of jpegs is all I need, hell you can print a load out and staple them together and have a flick book movie.

    Would that be on your 24-pin dot-matrix printer?

  7. Freaky Statistic on Engineering An End to Aging · · Score: 0
    After many scientific studies and ground breaking research: 10 out of 10 people die!

    Scary!

  8. Re:Problem? on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 0
    Think of muggers as helpers

    So you're the one that tried to relieve me of my iBook!

  9. Re:Kinkos? on Large-Scale Paper-To-Digital Conversion? · · Score: 0
    Going to Kinkos? Yeah, it's a bit pricey, but not totally out of bounds.

    Yeah, I can't afford the outrageous prices of the Romania or Marbella either.

    C'mon, who else thought that Kinko's was an escort service? Fess up!

  10. Re:energy and motivation on Study: Small Doses of Caffeine Best to Stay Awake · · Score: 0

    You forgot our personal, and definately most uplifting favourite: MDMA

  11. The answer is simple! on Life Imitates Art at Intel · · Score: 0
    Your perfect swimsuit is really your birthday suit ;-)

    Thats one for the lads!

  12. How long until some-one hacks it on Clear Channel Plans To Roll Out Digital Billboards · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I'll give it a week.

    Maybe less if their using Winblows(Tm)

  13. Ping on Pigeons' Bandwidth Advantage Quantified · · Score: 1
    The payload might be huge, but if I want to ping my server which might be 100ks away, it will still take the same amount of time.

    Ghey.

  14. Re:That's a very neutral summary on Apple Tries to Patent iPod User Interface · · Score: 1
    Says you. Patenting simple things it stupid, may I should patent something simple you can all throw money at me.

    1. Patent something fairly simple like the chemical composition of Mineral Water (I got steam, baby)
    2. ???
    3. Sue like crazy
    4. Profit!!
  15. Totally Bogus on CPA Googles For His Name, Sues Google For Libel · · Score: 1
    The bigger the wing, the lower the amount of pecks.

    According to these guys, An albatross with peck faster than a woodpecker.

    Really Google. First a wacker search engine, and now false info about birds.

    Tis all in jest, till someone loses an eye.

  16. Re:National Sovereignty... on World's First Warez Extradition Decided Soon · · Score: 1

    Its spelt Colombia , you insensitive clod.

  17. Kinda Silly on Nintendo Patents Handheld Emulation, Cracks Down · · Score: 1
    They can't stop it. But I helps people like me, stern PS2 fanatics to get into another system, be it old/new.

    I'm loving the SNES!!

  18. You don't think your view is a little Extreme? on Linus Speaks Out, Calls SCO 'Cornered Rat' · · Score: 1

    I do

  19. As much as I hate to admit it.... on Which Console Is Leading The Online Race? · · Score: 1
    But the PS2 kicks some serious ass!!

    Seriously though, I think that platforms that are easy/easier to mod/pirate would be the more popular. But thats another issue for another time...

  20. ...and mixed with a certain kind of Fusion on Batteries Continue To Suck · · Score: 1
    The machines have all the energy they need.

    Well, I'd hate to become a battery, but I'm sure I could coax some one to become for me, if I made an interactive neural simulation

    I had to say it....

  21. Not Ready my ASS on IBM and Its Thoughts on Desktop Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been waiting for something like this... Now all I need is an opensource Car. [quote from RedHat install] Would you buy a car with the hood welded shut?? [/quote] I hate using my can opener just to the check the oil.

  22. Multi Purpose Machine on College Freshman Builds Fusion Reactor · · Score: 1

    To me, that read something about TV a fusion re-actor in one. (must be that damn research at the English University) So I can get sweet reception while I'm banging up some burgers in my FusionOvenTV(R) Not only that, but I'm sure that it rips the pants of any plasma screen.