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  1. From the article: on Steven Hawking Loses Bet On Black Holes? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hawking's black holes, unlike classic black holes, do not have a well-defined event horizon that hides everything within them from the outside world".

    I wish he'd called them 'Fry Holes'.

  2. Re:It seems it has but one flaw on Linux-Powered Auto-Parking Car · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're failing to see the potential in making a joke about Darl McBride being rammed from behind repeatedly, with a huge metal object.

  3. Obvious joke. on Ever Smell T-Rex's Breath? · · Score: 5, Funny

    guess someone forgot to tell him to brush his teeth

    Well it is in England...

    And I'm English before anyone gets upset ;)

  4. Re:Ill Communication on Beastie Boys Respond to DRM Claims · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know, that's gratitude for you. It could be sabotage, but I'm sure it'll be alive again soon. Let's hope they get it together.

    Khuhuhuhuhuh.

  5. Monkey Island... on Zombie Webmonkey: Back From the Dead? · · Score: 5, Funny

    said it best:

    "Oh, dear, he's had a sudden and completely unexpected relapse of death!"

  6. Re:Dunno about you lot but... on Hotmail Blocks Gmail Emails (and Invites) · · Score: 1

    I just invited my brother to gmail by sending it to a Yahoo address and it worked fine.

  7. Re:I love it on Heat Insulators for Laptops · · Score: 1

    Reading the FA aside, does it ever occur to people that a company in the business of making heat-dissipating pads specifically designed to work with laptops just might take the internal temperature of the laptop into consideration? Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

    Yeah that's like a router being designed by people who don't care for security! It's madness...oh wait...

  8. Re:I was out of the country for 8 months... on Hotmail Loses Customer Files · · Score: 3

    So...you didn't read the agreement, it came back to bite you, and this is just because Microsoft is evil?

    Imagine if they left all the idle accounts alone and just let them accumulate SPAM or whatever. That's hardly good system policy.

    However evil Microsoft may or may not be, you cannot really use them as an answer to your own ignorance.

  9. Re:How is this different from normal? on Linksys WiFi Gateway Remote Attack Risk Discovered · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You could argue that, but seeing as there are decent sysadmins out there (no really) who will have turned this feature off, it's pretty severe. Admittedly if I had turned it off, then I'd check to see if that was actually the case, but it's very easy to just believe the interface. After all, they'll have checked it before shipping it, won't they? Won't they?

  10. Three cheers... on NYT on Spam Cops · · Score: 4, Funny

    for Mr McBride.

    Now that's a /. first.

  11. Re:but I thought... on A Complete Map To Springfield · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Exactly, like the 'mystery door' which is what writers call the door in the Simpsons' house which is either a door to the basement (see the episode with Burns' son) or the storage closet (chili cook off).

  12. Re:no. on Can Star Wars Episode III Be Saved? · · Score: 0

    If you make a reference to Guybrush Threepwood in your comment I always mod it up. Go Monkey Island!

    But if I reference Monkey Island...and Monkey Island reference Star Wars...then...erm now my head hurts.

  13. Re:Then and then on IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future · · Score: 1

    "So, do you want cream and sugar in your coffee?"

    Don't be silly, we have machines to do that.

  14. Re:The Year of the Linux Desktop on Linux on the Desktop: More Balls Through Windows · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that one of the greatest aids to the take up of Linux on the desktop is the take up by companies.

    We're read about several large organisations taking it up recently, and many small companies are turning to it as a cost-saving measure. As it's more prevailent in working life it naturally follows that users will use it at home.

    If you use Linux at work, then it's simpler for you to switch at home. There's no need to learn two systems if you don't need to.

    I'm aware that this sounds glib, but in my experience a lot of non-techy end users have enough difficulty getting used to Windows. As such if they want a home PC for e-mail and typing etc then they'll stick with what they know.

  15. Re:Hmmm. Sounds good. on Brain's Cache Memory Found · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bender: "So what's your problem?"
    Sinclair 2k: "Not enough hmmmuh..."
    Bender: "Memory?"
    Sinclair 2k: "Oh great. Now I remember that word but I forgot my wife's face."

  16. Really? on Projectionists Using Night Vision Goggles in Theaters · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soon, copied films will be as rare as students lighting up a joint after their exams.

    Really? That prevalent? The rest of the article makes it sound like it's going to become quite rare.

  17. Re:Libraries on First Person Shooter - Under 100KBs of Code · · Score: 1

    While this is true, you could equally say that it requires Windows too so in fact the game is well over 700Mb (or however big a minimal install of XP is).

    Which is actually a valid gripe...

  18. Re:Some kind of mistake? on Sir Tim Berners-Lee Lauded For Web Efforts · · Score: 1

    If you're dispairing about that, just wait until this decends into an argument about which country invented what. And then into the fact that one or other argument is one the Nazi's would have used. Or something...

  19. Re:Not true on Futurama: Can it be True!? · · Score: 5, Informative

    The sad fact is that it may just be too hard to get all the right people back together. On the messageboards on Billy West's website (the voice of Fry, Zapp, Zoiberg etc but you know that) he said that the production team had broken up. At least I think that's where he said it anyway. But he has said he'd love to make more so who knows?

    That said isn't Katy Sagal doing something else with her time now?

    Family Guy is pretty much confirmed now, as the official site of the voice of Lois (forget her name) says as much.

  20. I can understand that. on FSF Migrating From Savannah to Gforge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is probably uneducated on the matter, but I can understand why they want to move.

    Frankly 4 months is way too long for the site to be "not completely functional" and it can't help but make you doubt the quality of the administration of the site if there weren't sufficient provisions in place for this eventuality. Any website is a target so any webadmin should have a plan in place.

    When there are seemingly more secure options out there, more reliable anyway, then you'd go with them. Being faithful is one thing, but you can only do that for so long.

  21. Re:2004-03-11? He's going to need lots of luck. on 500 EURO reward for finding car by finding laptop · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Europe (and probably other places, I don't know) we switch the date and month in our numberic dates. Ie in the UK today's 01/04/2004 whereas in the US it's 04/01/2004.

  22. Apt. on 500 EURO reward for finding car by finding laptop · · Score: 1

    May the force be with you!

    Isn't that what got you into this situation in the first place?

  23. Re:Spreadsheets in the workplace on The Subtle Tyranny Of Spreadsheets · · Score: 1

    Excel is pretty good when used as a front-end for SQL Server, but other than that I agree with you full.

    At my last job one of the end-users had created a spreadsheet so complex and full of formulae etc that we had to upgrade PCs so they could use it at an acceptible speed. Not to mention that one person would delete a formula and it'd all fall to pieces. No, I don't miss that at all...

  24. Re:Damn on Australia's Great Linux-Based Satellite Network · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can imagine the issues they were having:

    "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that".

    *Frantically hits the escape key*.

  25. Genius children. on City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups · · Score: 0

    Wow a 14 year old in the 59th grade.

    Ok I'm just entertaining myself here...