User: WellAren'tYouJustThe

Re:Beg your pardon?

On: End of a Scientific Legend?

Well aren't you just the self-important one?

Re:edit mainframe config on ATT Unix

On: True Tales of Hands-on Hacks

Well aren't you just the Slashdot karma whore who is going to bitch in every post from here to eternity about losing your job just like good old Marxist Hacker?

Spare us please.

Re:I like AMD Proccessors

On: Dell to Use AMD Chips in its Servers

We'll aren't you just the bisexual of the processor world?

Re:The answer to both questions is the same.

On: Too Soon For A Columbine Videogame?

Well aren't you just the answerer of rhetorical questions?

Re:A different approach to the online music market

On: Jobs Resists Music Industry Pressure

A gee, really? Then why is this on alloffmp3's main page:

The purchase of a membership, however, is not a license to upload or download copyrighted material. We urge you to respect copyright and share responsibly.

Re:A different approach to the online music market

On: Jobs Resists Music Industry Pressure

AllOfMP3 is illegal. What you are doing is essentially buying stolen goods. Here's a news flash for you - If you are an American, you can't violate American laws in other countries even if the action is legal in that country.

P2P Now and Then in a nutshell

On: P2P Now and Then

Now: stealing stuff
Then: stealing stuff

Feal free to replace stealing with infriging if it will help you get through the day. And don't give me no "linux ISO" bullshit.

let's just get this out of the way:

On: Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You

Will there be friggin sharks on them too?

Re:Comments on the article...

On: Congress to Overhaul Patent Law

Man, you took that article apart like a grizzled usenet hippy.

Re:Becoming a god

On: Scientists Creating Life From Scratch

So seeing as how life is so danged hard to create, for now, we must assume the simplest explanation is the correct one.

lol, what?

Re:a few starting ideas

On: Improving Education?

• Well aren't you just the master of the bullet point list?

Re:my views (repost, sorry for the bad formatting)

On: Linux PDA Resurfaces in U.S.

Well aren't you just the Slashdot chaperone?

Re:Environmental lessons

On: Computers in Space Examined

Well aren't you just the Captain of the Obvious?

Re:Upcoming stories (for tomorrow)

On: GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel

* Rob Malda is Gay! (articles,news) (accepted)
* Slashdot Officially "Sucks" (articles,news) (accepted)
* Roblimo Went Down on RMS for $5!!! (articles,news) (accepted)
* Rob Malda Caught Sucking Off Bruce Perens (articles,news) (accepted)
* Slashdot Is a Pile of Shit (articles,news) (accepted)
* RMS and ESR Gangbang Hemos and CmdrTaco! (articles,news) (accepted)
* You are Gay (articles,news) (accepted)
* Hemos Blows Out Rob's Ass (articles,news) (accepted)
* Slashdot Renamed "Band of Faggots," Malda Fucks ow (articles,news) (accepted)
* Malda and Hemos Involved in Major Gangbang (articles,news) (accepted)
* Rob Malda & RMS: First Gay-Geek Marriage? (articles,news) (accepted)
* Anal Warts Have Slashdot Staff in Health Worry... (articles,news) (accepted)
* Canker Sore Halts Rob's Cocksucking Habits... (articles,news) (accepted)
* Fractured Penis Ends RMS's Reaming of ESR! (articles,news) (accepted)
* Gay Games 2005 to Be Sponsored by Slashdot... (articles,news) (accepted)
* Slashdot to Sell Jelly Dildos for Gay Geeks? (articles,news) (accepted)
* ESR "Backwards Engineers" Malda's Rectum (articles,news) (accepted)
* Malda's Rectum? Nearly Killed'im! (articles,news) (accepted)
* Roblimo Glunks All Over Taco's Face; Taco Smiles (articles,news)
* Malda Shaves Bruce Perens's Cock & Balls for Charity (articles,news) (accepted)
* 2000-08-15 14:42:54 RMS Renames FSF to "Free Sex Foundation" (articles,news) (accepted)
* Rob's Balls Smell Like Ass After He Fucks Hemos! (articles,news) (accepted)
* ESR Transmits Herpes to RMS; FSF Declares War on Open Source (articles,news) (accepted)
* Hemos Places Own Dick Under the LGPL; RMS Approves... (articles,news) (accepted)
* Malda Rapes Hemos; No Reports Filed (articles,news) (accepted)
* Hemos Changes Name to Homos, Blows RMS (articles,news) (accepted)
* Taco Wraps Hemo's Burrito... in Ass Cheeks! (articles,news) (accepted)
* CmdrTaco's Breath Smells of Feces (articles,news) (accepted)
* Roblimo's Beard Encrusted with Slashot Staff's Cum (bsd,bsd) (accepted)
* Rob Malda Sucks Cock for Chiclets (articles,news) (accepted)
* ESR Injects Malda's Semen into Veins Twice Daily (features,pilot) (accepted)
* Rob Malda Chugs ESR's Chilled Semen: "Ahhhhh" (articles,be) (accepted)
* Malda Tears Anus in Potato Stunt (articles,news) (accepted)
* Slashdot Eds Kidnap Klerck; Have Him (articles,news) (accepted)
* Taco Is a No-Talent Hack; Slash Is a Resource Suck (articles,news) (accepted)

Upcoming stories (for tomorrow)

On: GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel

* Rob Malda is Gay! (articles,news) (accepted) * Slashdot Officially "Sucks" (articles,news) (accepted) * Roblimo Went Down on RMS for $5!!! (articles,news) (accepted) * Rob Malda Caught Sucking Off Bruce Perens (articles,news) (accepted) * Slashdot Is a Pile of Shit (articles,news) (accepted) * RMS and ESR Gangbang Hemos and CmdrTaco! (articles,news) (accepted) * You are Gay (articles,news) (accepted) * Hemos Blows Out Rob's Ass (articles,news) (accepted) * Slashdot Renamed "Band of Faggots," Malda Fucks ow (articles,news) (accepted) * Malda and Hemos Involved in Major Gangbang (articles,news) (accepted) * Rob Malda & RMS: First Gay-Geek Marriage? (articles,news) (accepted) * Anal Warts Have Slashdot Staff in Health Worry... (articles,news) (accepted) * Canker Sore Halts Rob's Cocksucking Habits... (articles,news) (accepted) * Fractured Penis Ends RMS's Reaming of ESR! (articles,news) (accepted) * Gay Games 2005 to Be Sponsored by Slashdot... (articles,news) (accepted) * Slashdot to Sell Jelly Dildos for Gay Geeks? (articles,news) (accepted) * ESR "Backwards Engineers" Malda's Rectum (articles,news) (accepted) * Malda's Rectum? Nearly Killed'im! (articles,news) (accepted) * Roblimo Glunks All Over Taco's Face; Taco Smiles (articles,news) * Malda Shaves Bruce Perens's Cock & Balls for Charity (articles,news) (accepted) * 2000-08-15 14:42:54 RMS Renames FSF to "Free Sex Foundation" (articles,news) (accepted) * Rob's Balls Smell Like Ass After He Fucks Hemos! (articles,news) (accepted) * ESR Transmits Herpes to RMS; FSF Declares War on Open Source (articles,news) (accepted) * Hemos Places Own Dick Under the LGPL; RMS Approves... (articles,news) (accepted) * Malda Rapes Hemos; No Reports Filed (articles,news) (accepted) * Hemos Changes Name to Homos, Blows RMS (articles,news) (accepted) * Taco Wraps Hemo's Burrito... in Ass Cheeks! (articles,news) (accepted) * CmdrTaco's Breath Smells of Feces (articles,news) (accepted) * Roblimo's Beard Encrusted with Slashot Staff's Cum (bsd,bsd) (accepted) * Rob Malda Sucks Cock for Chiclets (articles,news) (accepted) * ESR Injects Malda's Semen into Veins Twice Daily (features,pilot) (accepted) * Rob Malda Chugs ESR's Chilled Semen: "Ahhhhh" (articles,be) (accepted) * Malda Tears Anus in Potato Stunt (articles,news) (accepted) * Slashdot Eds Kidnap Klerck; Have Him (articles,news) (accepted) * Taco Is a No-Talent Hack; Slash Is a Resource Suck (articles,news) (accepted)

Re:I'm a regular contributor to

On: A Concise Guide to the Major Internet Bodies

Well aren't you just the greatest philanthropist who ever lived.

Re:FYI

On: Bollywood New Releases Available via Video-On-Demand

Well aren't you just the captain of the obvious.

Re:Last Disk

On: Apple Subpoenas, Sues Over Leaks

Ignorance is bliss. Pearl Jam just covered that song which is an oldie. It was originally performed as a hit by J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers in 1964 and was written by Wayne Cochran in 1962.

Well aren't you just the musical historian? Seriously though, I was a Dead concert 10 or so years ago and they played "Knockin' on Heaven's Door." Some kid with a nose ring and a bunch of tats standing next to me said, "Jeez, I can't believe the Dead would rip off Guns 'N Roses, what a joke."

Re:Why Mozilla will fail.

On: Mozilla Heading to Mobiles

Well aren't you just the enemy of the Slashbot.

Re:Speed comparison question

On: Mach 10 X43A Flight Successful

Well aren't you just the master of the obvious?

Re:Two equally plausible scenarios

On: Bush Campaign Offices Burglarized

Well aren't you just the reguritator of what people have been saying ever since the documents surfaced?

Re:Was supposed to be Funny!

On: Spam Over Internet Telephony (SPIT) to Come?

Well aren't you just the model of integrity?

Re:Must know?

On: Moving To Linux

Well aren't you just the pope of asshole town.

Re:This won't help lower taxes.

On: Advertising Hits Arizona County Government Website

Well aren't you just the master know-it-all of how Arizona's government works.

Re:He works for the Army, dolt

On: Aerial Robotics Competition

Well aren't you just the master of replying to someone's post.