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  1. Re:Why Longhorn? on WinFS to be available in WinXP · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry. I'm sure that the cracked version that gets released a week before it ships will take care of the second and third points.

    Actually, by the time Longhorn actually ships Linux 3.2 will be stable. That will take care of all three.

  2. Nice. on Opensource Apple Lossless Decoder Released · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was just thinking this morning how nice it would be if both my iPod and my Linux boxen supported a lossless format besides uncompressed PCM, and here's the solution.

    Desire warping reality? Nah, if my desires warped reality I wouldn't be quite as single. ;)

    Regardless, my compliments on a superb piece of hacking. As near as I can tell the thing works perfectly, and only a few months after Apple released the format.

    I assume that somebody will whip up an XMMS plugin based on the library and/or get it into Mplayer's CVS over the next week or so, but even being able to do "alac file | aplay" is a great improvement in functionality for me.

  3. Re:"Christian Purity" offers this now on Utah Considers Forcing ISPs to Filter Content · · Score: 1

    Of course it's right! Laws are supposed to be made based on shit that doesn't make sense, and religion is about the most nonsensical (and dangerous) institution you're gonna find.

    Man, I'm gonna get modded "-10 Damned" if I post this. Should I a) switch to AC mode, or b) piss off a couple Christians and let my spectacular karma absorb the hit without taking a dent?

    My do I love pissing of religious types. Sweet daughter of Jesus it's easy though. I need better challanges . . . . .

  4. Re:Confusion...Why differing configurations? on Mars Rovers Have Incorrect Instruments Installed · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not intentional. Building something exactly to spec is impossible. The sensors are not identical for this reason. Not really a problem when you do a proper calibration.

    Of course, it becomes a problem when you use the wrong calibration curve for the sensor.

  5. Great . . . on Judge Finds For Apple in ThinkSecret Case · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So in the US you can force journalists to cough up the names of people who leaked Apple product specs, but you can't force them to cough up the name of the Bush admin shill who outed a CIA agent. Fucking fantastic.

  6. Re:Not Censorship? on Vonage's CEO Says VoIP Blocking Is 'Censorship' · · Score: 2, Informative

    The difference is role. The ISP's job is to give you a chunk of raw bandwith. You can send data to, and recieve data on any port you like so long as you're not doing something malicious, idiotic, or illegal. That's what the customers signed up for, so that's what they should get.

  7. Re:Is it needed? on Star Wars Sith Trailer and the O.C. · · Score: 1

    I think that he's made quite enough . . . . .

  8. Re:This will be followed by... on Bill Gates to Receive Honorary UK Knighthood · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't worry then. That lightsabre will get 0wned by a bored 15 year old and inexplicably stab him in the eye.

  9. Re:simpler solution on Costa Rica May Criminalize VoIP · · Score: 1

    Because smart people will change the ports around, or shove it through an SSH tullel or some such. Any technical block short of physically puling the plug will be circumvented in days at most.

  10. I'm probably not alone in this: on MP3 Download Prices to Rise? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wouldn't pay more for legal downloads than what they already cost. If it costs the same as a CD I'll buy the CD if I want to be legit. A CD is lossless and comes with the little booklet anyhow. Plus, no (non-laughable) DRM.

  11. Re:Ban WMV, bring back hanging for the creators. on Microsoft WMV In Patent Trouble? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I thought I'd seen every kind of tortured connection Slashdot had to offer. "Only terrorists use WMV" is a new one on me . . . .

    If only terrorists use WMV then who uses Quicktime in this little universe anyway?

  12. Speed bump? on Microsoft WMV In Patent Trouble? · · Score: 1, Redundant

    When you have as much money as Microsoft a patent license, or even a multi million dollar judgment is pocket change.

  13. Re:Finally on How to Build a Hard Drive Wind Chime For Spring · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fuck the wind chime lobby! They probably voted for Bush, shop at Wal-Mart, and run Windows!

  14. Re:It is a good day for on Floaters are the New Pop-Ups · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I thought you could get arrested for using Lynx! Slashdot told me so!

  15. Faraday Wallet on Visa To Push Swipeless Credit Cards · · Score: 1

    For those who are afraid of this technology's potential for abuse, I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure that even before this thing gets released Thinkgeek will start selling a wallet which is also a Faraday Cage.

    (Tinfoil would work too, yes, but that wouldn't be durable and would probably scratch the mag-stripes off your non-evil cards.)

  16. Better than stringing everything: on Electronic Gadget Ideas for a New House? · · Score: 1

    Instead of worrying about stuffing in every kind of cable you can think of it might be better to work on conduits. If you have nice wide, easily strung conduit lines all over the place you don't need to worry about choosing things or the march of technology.

    Also, the chicken wire in straw-bale construction screams "Faraday Cage." Forget wireless.

  17. Um, Yeah . . . . . . on Brightest Galactic Flash Ever Detected Hits Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do Slashdot editors even read Slashdot?

  18. Re:I am not an enterprise admin... on Novell Releasing Hula and 200,000+ Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    What about Jabber?

  19. I'd say it except . . . . on Judge Slams SCO's Lack of Evidence · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The SCO case has been "doomed" and "just about done" for like a year now. How long does it take to bury a frivolous case in the federal courts anyway?

  20. How long before . . . . on Precedent for Warrantless Net Monitoring Set · · Score: 1

    How long before somebody sets loose a worm/voluntary screensaver thing that throws around a whole lot of packets containing "crack" and "terrorism" and the like. The scanners would be overloaded with junk data.

    Yes, our government is evil, but they're also stupid. Nothing to see here. Move along.

  21. Re:Damn you Quicktime! Damn yoooooouuuu! on Panoramic Photos From The Apollo Missions · · Score: 1

    Overrated? Probably fair, but Flamebait? Which of Slashdot's crackpot factions did I piss off now?

  22. Damn you Quicktime! Damn yoooooouuuu! on Panoramic Photos From The Apollo Missions · · Score: 5, Funny

    By the time I reboot into XP or start my Mac that site will be toast.

  23. Re:Well Obviously on Strange Mini Solar System Found · · Score: 1

    The second one I'm sure. We can't sarcastically throw around crackpot theories on Slashdot. It's demeaning to legitimate crackpot-theorism . . . . .

  24. Re:Damnit universe! on Slackware 10.1 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only in a Slashdot fantasy can a Slackware install turn into several hours of sex . . . . .

  25. Damnit universe! on Slackware 10.1 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    My cell phone has a text message which appears to offer a second date. Tonight.

    Bittorrent has Slackware 10.1 ISOs. Right now.

    These things cause conflict in my brain . . . . .