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Strange Mini Solar System Found

starexplorer writes "In 1990, Penn State's Alex Wolszczan found the first exoplanets. But he never got much credit from mainstream researchers, because his planets (3 of them, roughly Earth-sized) orbit pulsars and hold no chance for harboring life. Now he's found a 4th object on the outskirts of the system, SPACE.com is reporting. Call it a planet, call it an asteroid, Wolszczan says, but call the setup a dark, eerie twin of the inner half of our solar system. Also in the same story, news of a brown dwarf just 15 times the mass of Jupiter that has a planet-making disk of stuff around it. Together, more problems for astronomers, who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars."

373 comments

  1. Mini-Martians? by RicJohnson · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mini Solar System? My God! Does this mean mini-me is really an ALIEN?
    I thought he looked a little different. I did not even know he had a green card.

    1. Re:Mini-Martians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not funny. This is silly.

      Slashdot is really becoming a hotbed for rearing nerdy teens now.

    2. Re:Mini-Martians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mini Solar System? My God! Does this mean mini-me is really an ALIEN?
      And is the official computer the Mac mini?
    3. Re:Mini-Martians? by crummynz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      People want to quickly get first post while retaining their self respect. So they post a quick joke that they made up, that way they dont have to spend a decent amount of time thinking up an interesting or insightful reply.

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    4. Re:Mini-Martians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not silly. This is fucking stupid.

      Slashdot is really becoming a hotbed for rearing total fucking losers now.

      Just to be clear, the above comments refer to the grandparent post, not the parent post.

    5. Re:Mini-Martians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lamest fucking post I have seen in a long fucking time, and with slashdot that is saying something.

      And what the fuck is that dodgy web "free tV" service he is offering? Fucking shill trying to get first post. Or he some fucking conman. Fuck, why hasn't he been modded to the 88th layer of hell by now?

    6. Re:Mini-Martians? by Fragglebabe · · Score: 1

      If you ask me, it is people like you who make Slashdot articles difficult to read. Yeah, so some guy posted a joke that was vaguely funny, and someone else modded him up, so what? it's hardly the end of the world, and yet that doesn't stop you from posting an insanely angry overreaction.

      Most of the people who read Slashdot every day are just trying to learn a few things and impart their wisdom on other people. You are obviously here to complain and create problems.

      I just wish you would go and do it somewhere else, and stop wasting everyone's time.

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    7. Re:Mini-Martians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell you what, Frazzlebabe, once you've been here for more than 2 weeks, you'll feel the same way.

  2. TMBG by angst7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think They Might be Giants defined what it was to be a star fairly well.

    "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
    a giagantic nuclear furnace..."

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    1. Re:TMBG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
      A gigantic nuclear furnace
      Where hydrogen is built into helium
      At a temperature of millions of degrees

      Yo ho, it's hot, the sun is not
      A place where we could live
      But here on earth there'd be no life
      Without the light it gives

      We need it's light
      We need it's heat
      We need it's energy
      Without the sun, without a doubt
      There'd be no you and me

      The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
      A gigantic nuclear furnace
      Where hydrogen is built into helium
      At a temperature of millions of degrees

      The sun is hot

      It is so hot that everything on it is a gas: iron, copper, aluminum, and many others.

      The sun is large

      If the sun were hollow, a million earths could fit inside. and yet, the sun is only a middle-sized star.

      The sun is far away

      About 93 million miles away, and that's why it looks so small.

      And even when it's out of sight
      The sun shines night and day

      The sun gives heat
      The sun gives light
      The sunlight that we see
      The sunlight comes from our own sun's
      Atomic energy

      Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. the heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, and helium.

      The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
      A gigantic nuclear furnace
      Where hydrogen is built into helium
      At a temperature of millions of degrees

    2. Re:TMBG by JabberWokky · · Score: 2, Informative
      TMBG didn't write that. It's a cover of an educational album.

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      Evan

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    3. Re:TMBG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Could you throw the extra apostrophes you put in the "it's" into the Sun? kthx bye

    4. Re:TMBG by epiphani · · Score: 0, Redundant

      As much of the song I can remember from memory. Maybe this will help tell the difference from stars and planets (was this a mistake, because im pretty sure astronomers should understand that..)

      This sun is a mass of incandecent gas,
      A gigantic nuclear furnace,
      Where hydrogen is built into helium,
      at a temperature of millions of degrees.

      The sun is hot,
      the sun is not
      A place where we could live.
      But here on earth, there'd be no life
      without the light it gives.

      We need its light,
      We need its heat,
      The sunlight that we see..
      The sunlight comes from our oun suns'
      Atomic energy.

      Rinse, repeat.

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      .
    5. Re:TMBG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Singing Science Records

      The Ballad of Sir Isaac Newton is also not to be missed.

    6. Re:TMBG by calyxa · · Score: 1

      Jef! thanks, dude ;)

      -calyxa

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    7. Re:TMBG by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 1

      We need it's light
      We need it's heat
      We need it's energy

      Looks like he know English gooder than you do. And you can't edit posts on Slashdot.

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    8. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      obviously you didn't get the sarcasm, I forgot to add the tags for you...

      If you knew how to speak/write English, then you would know that "it's" is a contraction for "it is" (see my previous post), so how does "We need it is light" sound like correct grammar to you ?

      Not being able to edit posts was part of my point too, clearly the post I was replying to was idiotic...I must say the same to you as well as my response obvious went far above your head. english grammar impaired or just don't believe me?

    9. Re:TMBG by AndyL · · Score: 1

      " I think They Might be Giants defined what it was to be a star fairly well."

      Yes. It was a cover though. Science Songs. Check out "Why Does The Sun Shine" on the space album.

    10. Re:TMBG by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OK, I'll explain this slowly. This post used apostrophes in inappropriate places. An AC responded, complaining about the extra apostrophes. At which point you jumped in to "correct" the grammer of the AC.

      You seemed not to realise that the AC had correctly pointed out errors in his parent. You then claimed that you couldn't find the errors in the original post. So I thought I would help you out by pointing out the lines in which the original post erred.

      So I quoted the incorrect lines from the original post. That's all.

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    11. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      and which part of I can't find any "it's" in the post above do you not grasp?

      Hint: Can't = Can not
      as in, I can not see any instance of "it's" in the post above. Or if you'd prefer, I do not see any instance of "it's" in the post above.

      Perhaps if you use a bit of an open mind and some thought...you could check the original post with the 'apostrophes' in it and understand a bit of the reasoning behind my reply. Perhaps the mod will be able to see how it is certainly far from redundant as well...but then again, perhaps that would be asking too much of /.

    12. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 0

      Here's one to try real slow for me, you seem to be a little behind the ball, my friend.

      Is 92 the same as 27? Seriously?
      92==27? True or false?
      92!=27? True of false?

      Perhaps you need another hint...?

    13. Re:TMBG by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 0, Troll

      You are making very little sense. Let's go back to the beginning:

      You said "I admit I can't find any "it's" in the post above", referring to this post. In my reply, I pointed out three (incorrect) occurences of the word "it's". I pointed them out because you said "I can't find any". Because you could not find any occurences of the word "it's", I quoted them for you. The quotes were intended to help you find the occurences of the contraction "it's" since you were unable to find them previously. Does it make sense yet?

      I have returned to the original post and I still see three incorrect occurences of the word "it's" (and one correct one), so I am having great difficulty understanding what you are going on about.

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    14. Re:TMBG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get off the crack. You're the most senseless, incoherent bastard I've seen on slashdot in a long time. A retarded chimpanzee with no arms getting run over by bicycles could make more sense than whatever you're trying to say.

    15. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      try it in hex, or another browser...92 and 27 are hexadecimal characters. On is an apostrophe, one is not. The original post used 92, which wasn't showing up as a 27 (believe it or not). Try it out yourself and then pat yourself on the back for being one of the 'smart kids'. Good job.

    16. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes AC, very good. Do you know what hexadecimal is? Do you use vi or notepad? I know these are tough concepts, for you and spuzzzzzzz alike... ;)

    17. Re:TMBG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're being fucking pedantic.

    18. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      When it's the not the difference between seeing ' and .
      Then yes, you can call me the word of the day that your probably had no idea the meaning of prior to a few hours ago...

    19. Re:TMBG by aztektum · · Score: 1

      It's "Nuke-u-ler"

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    20. Re:TMBG by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      Hi there, CrackerJack9. I wrote about you in my Slashdot journal. I hope you enjoy reading my inaugural entry.

    21. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      wow, you must have no life whatsoever. I don't see the apostrophes because they are a DIFFERENT character, and I'm a pompous asshole. But then, he wasn't being impolite in the least towards me in his own ignorance, was he? And posting as a Coward? Figures...

      I guess I simply forgot what objective meant, or what's the opposite of narrow-minded? I guess I've been reading too much Slashdot.

      Oh, and did I miss the link-to-Slashdot game? Or do you just assume everyone else is as functionally retarded as you seem to be?

    22. Re:TMBG by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And your point is?
      The meaning (in english) of it’s is the same as the meaning of it's. They are both contractions, they both mean "it is" and they are both incorrect in the original post.

      Here's what I think happened. You were using some broken browser which doesn't correctly display extended ASCII. You made a bunch of stupid comments because you didn't see the "it's" (or "it's" if you prefer) and now you're trying to cover for yourself by pretending to be clever. Well done.

      But you're still wrong. The original poster was incorrect and the AC who corrected him was right. Live with it.

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    23. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      that is until your friend puts a hit out on me I guess...silly browser....seems to work for your post though, I guess I was just being clever after all...

    24. Re:TMBG by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      What the hell, it's only karma. Listen up, son, and listen closely because no one's ever going to bother telling you this again. You're the worst kind of prick: a prick so blithely (and incorrectly) convinced of your own moral and intellectual superiority, you have no idea that every arrogant word escaping your mouth only serves to underscore your foolishness to the world at large. Mired as you are in your own fetid vanity, you will doubtlessly let this lesson slip away. Ah well, can't say I didn't try.

      Best wishes.

    25. Re:TMBG by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      Does hypocrit mean anything to you? Who are you? Why are you talking about me as though we've been pals from the beginning? I really just have to chuckle when I run into people like yourself...speaking of obtuse and fetid vanity...

    26. Re:TMBG by th4tGuy() · · Score: 1

      What a treasure. Thanks for sharing!

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  3. Superman by kevin-cs-edu · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Call it a planet, call it an asteroid or call it Wolszczan says, but call the setup a dark, eerie twin of the inner half of our solar system." It's Bizarro world, our solar system's dark, eerie twin.

    1. Re:Superman by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would love to see some of these extrasolar systems; the more we see, the more variety it looks like there is in the universe. "Hot jupiters" which orbit right close to their stars and even possibly exchange matter; the heat swells them up to many times their normal size. Brown dwarfs which give their closest moons enough light to possibly harbor life, while burning their deuterium slowly. Supercomets - planet-sized cometary bodies with huge comas. Planets without stars. "Water worlds" - bodies like Uranus or Neptune in a hotter orbit. And all sorts of other things.

      I hope some day humans can see them in person. :)

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    2. Re:Superman by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      No wonder no one is trying to talk to us: We're boring! "Never mind that one FZKK, life could never develop there."

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    3. Re:Superman by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think most people have an over-obsession with how things are "defined."

      Together, more problems for astronomers, who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet

      I'm sure the astronomers simply don't care. It's not a problem; definitions don't change anything.

    4. Re:Superman by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but I thought that Neptune was a gas giant. This page seems to support that, but also seems to indicate that most of the planet is molten rock, water and similar stuff...

    5. Re:Superman by RWerp · · Score: 1

      It is important to know what you are speaking about.

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    6. Re:Superman by SirBruce · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uranus and Neptune, while they are gas giants, are much smaller and much further out than Jupiter and Saturn. As a consequence of this, their formation was much different. Instead of balls of mostly gas with a rocky core (at least, Jupiter had one initially even if it doesn't anymore), they are primarily huge many-Earth sized balls of ice and rock, which accumulated very thick atmospheres.

      They are probably a lot more like really big Titans than really small Jupiters. If they could be magically moved to the inner solar system, they would no doubt form huge oceans of water. But it would be difficult for such a planet to actually form that close to the sun in the first place with so much water.

      Bruce

    7. Re:Superman by Dave_M_26 · · Score: 1
      If they could be magically moved to the inner solar system, they would no doubt form huge oceans of water.

      I read an article in last months National Geographic (I can't immediately find it online) which gave a theory about how gas giants could be formed in the outer reaches of a solar system and then pulled in closer to the star by the action of friction from the remainder of the accretion disk.

      This is, I believe, how the "hot, close Jupiters" refered to by the GGP are formed.

      Dave

    8. Re:Superman by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Funny

      It never stopped anyone here....

      Kierthos

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    9. Re:Superman by rcamera · · Score: 1

      if jupiter is a ball of mostly gas, does that make earth an ugly ball of mostly water? (surface area, not total mass obviously)

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    10. Re:Superman by Xilman · · Score: 1
      No wonder no one is trying to talk to us: We're boring! "Never mind that one FZKK, life could never develop there."

      There may be more than a little truth in that observation. There's no obvious reason, obvious to me anyway, that life has to have an earth-like environment to develop. We know life happens in liquid water near the surface of a planet which orbits a medium size main sequence dwarf. That does not mean it only happens there.

      Paul

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    11. Re:Superman by albeit+unknown · · Score: 1

      Would a civilization on such a planet regard life on a planet orbiting a normal star as impossible, due to the intense heat and radiation?

    12. Re:Superman by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We're trying to measure the universe with a yardstick of one planet with life. Hopefully we'll recognize other life when we see it. (Or want to recognize it. They're made out of meat by Terry Bisson is always funny.)

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    13. Re:Superman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope some day humans can see them in person. :)


      But you can see them in person! Click here to get started!

    14. Re:Superman by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      I don't know about Earth, but we humans are ugly bags of mostly water...

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    15. Re:Superman by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I have trouble with the concept that a sun can form all the way up to the point of ignition (fission ignition for 2nd and 3rd stage suns and fusion ignition for 1st stage suns) and those itty bitty rocks called planets can't form at the same time. I would have thought that with the density of gases and various other particles in close proximity to the sun, just prior to ignition would extend the detonation futher out into the system, allowing a large wave front to form alinged along the system orbital plane. With the planets orbiting within that plane then picking up the bulk of their atmosphere and the futher out you go the more matter is picked up and concentrated within the wave front and the newly formed stellar winds then accelerating it out to form the oort cloud. Any planets out of sync with this, well bad things do happen to planets and not all of them neccesarily survive.

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  4. Planets from stars? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Someone please correct me if I'm wrong or over generalizing, but planet vs stars: stars have fusion, planets dont. Hence, a gas giant like jupiter is a planet but a brown dwarf is a star (there is SOME fusion going on, or there was in the past).

    Planet vs planetoid is another matter altogether... I'd love to know if theres been a 'real' standard proposed - regardless of whether pluto/charon are planets/moon or not.

    1. Re:Planets from stars? by Scott7477 · · Score: 5, Informative

      As far as a definition I found this:

      "Working Group on Extrasolar Planets
      Defintion of a "Planet"

      POSITION STATEMENT ON THE DEFINITION OF A "PLANET"

      WORKING GROUP ON EXTRASOLAR PLANETS (WGESP) OF THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION

      Created: February 28, 2001

      Last Modified: February 28, 2003

      Rather than try to construct a detailed definition of a planet which is designed to cover all future possibilities, the WGESP has agreed to restrict itself to developing a working definition applicable to the cases where there already are claimed detections, e.g., the radial velocity surveys of companions to (mostly) solar-type stars, and the imaging surveys for free-floating objects in young star clusters. As new claims are made in the future, the WGESP will weigh their individual merits and circumstances, and will try to fit the new objects into the WGESP definition of a "planet", revising this definition as necessary. This is a gradualist approach with an evolving definition, guided by the observations that will decide all in the end.

      Emphasizing again that this is only a working definition, subject to change as we learn more about the census of low-mass companions, the WGESP has agreed to the following statements:

      1) Objects with true masses below the limiting mass for thermonuclear fusion of deuterium (currently calculated to be 13 Jupiter masses for objects of solar metallicity) that orbit stars or stellar remnants are "planets" (no matter how they formed). The minimum mass/size required for an extrasolar object to be considered a planet should be the same as that used in our Solar System.

      2) Substellar objects with true masses above the limiting mass for thermonuclear fusion of deuterium are "brown dwarfs", no matter how they formed nor where they are located.

      3) Free-floating objects in young star clusters with masses below the limiting mass for thermonuclear fusion of deuterium are not "planets", but are "sub-brown dwarfs" (or whatever name is most appropriate).

      These statements are a compromise between definitions based purely on the deuterium-burning mass or on the formation mechanism, and as such do not fully satisfy anyone on the WGESP. However, the WGESP agrees that these statements constitute the basis for a reasonable working definition of a "planet" at this time. We can expect this definition to evolve as our knowledge improves."

      It looks like this is as close as we're going to get.

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    2. Re:Planets from stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are things which are referred to as stars even though they don't have fusion, e.g. neutron star.

      "..or there was [fusion] in the past"

      My flesh is made out of stuff that had fusion in the past, does that make me a star?

    3. Re:Planets from stars? by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not that simple. Do you say "If there was ever a single Dt-Dt reaction, it's a star", or do we require continuous reactions? It's hard to put an exact cutoff on the sequence from planets to main sequence stars.

      All of the bodies get some heat from gravitational collapse as they condense. Once you get enough heat and pressure in a small enough area, you can get Dt-Dt fusion; when there is a "significant" amount, it's called a brown dwarf. However, a relatively small amount of hydrogen is deuterium. As it gets hotter and denser, you begin to get other types of fusion, and you end up with a main sequence star.

      The planet/moon distinction becomes even harder when you can't tell exactly what's a planet or star. Once we get to some of these "huge jupiters", there will undoubtedly be debates as to whether there is a measurable amount of Dt-Dt fusion going on or not.

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    4. Re:Planets from stars? by Ian+Action · · Score: 1
      Ah, but there are some standards.

      http://www.startrek.nl/sbs.php?i=1094 startrek.nl

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    5. Re:Planets from stars? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Further, some objects near the boundary may "ignite" on and off over time:

      "Itsa star! No, now itsa dwarf, star, dwarf, still a dwarf, Star again!...."

    6. Re:Planets from stars? by dazilla · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Stars shine, planets don't.

    7. Re:Planets from stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the make the dumb and required everyone is a "superstar" joke... (yay AC go)

    8. Re:Planets from stars? by TheAntiCrust · · Score: 1

      How can you expect to be a star if you're anonymous???

    9. Re:Planets from stars? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Do you say "If there was ever a single Dt-Dt reaction, it's a star", or do we require continuous reactions?"

      If you were to say so, then the Earth is a star by that definition. Some of the more complex electrochemical reactions taking place there have resulted in a number of Dt-Dt reactions in the past century or so.

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    10. Re:Planets from stars? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Do you say "If there was ever a single Dt-Dt reaction, it's a star", or do we require continuous reactions?"

      *Tap Tap* I think my babel fish is getting old.

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    11. Re:Planets from stars? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Note that it is possible to have very large planets that do not have fusion as you describe but have such a large volume to surface area that they retain heat for a long time. That heat may be enough to actually make the planet glow like a star and warm a retinue of moon-planets. It would look like a dim star. I'd agree it is a planet but that that doesn't mean it cant have its own lifebearing worlds.

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    12. Re:Planets from stars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Insightful?!? As soon as I acquire transportation to a planet with a flammable atmosphere, we'll see what shines.

    13. Re:Planets from stars? by jesdynf · · Score: 1
      Someone please correct me if I'm wrong or over generalizing, but planet vs stars
      I see the problem here. Let me explain:

      The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
      A gigantic nuclear furnace
      Where hydrogen is built into helium
      At a temperature of millions of degrees
      I hope that clears things up.
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    14. Re:Planets from stars? by theufo · · Score: 1

      "but planet vs stars: stars have fusion, planets dont" It's not that simple. If one follows your definition, the earth would have become a star when the first hydrogen bomb exploded.

    15. Re:Planets from stars? by True+Grit · · Score: 1
      As soon as I acquire transportation to a planet with a flammable atmosphere,

      And instant teleportation to get you out before frying to a crisp? :)
    16. Re:Planets from stars? by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Did that turn Earth-Sol into a binary system in the 1950s?

    17. Re:Planets from stars? by shimmin · · Score: 1

      And the brown dwarfs are the problem: A 20 Jupiter ball of gas that condensed in a stellar nursery is a brown dwarf, but what about a 20 Jupiter ball of gas that that accreted in orbit around a star, and moreover, how do you even tell the difference?

    18. Re:Planets from stars? by mforbes · · Score: 1

      (currently calculated to be 13 Jupiter masses for objects of solar metallicity)

      Question: Is that the astronomical definition of 'metal' (i.e., anything heavier than hydrogen), or the chemical definition? (i.e., Any of a category of electropositive elements that usually have a shiny surface, are generally good conductors of heat and electricity, and can be melted or fused, hammered into thin sheets, or drawn into wires. Typical metals form salts with nonmetals, basic oxides with oxygen, and alloys with one another (definition courtesy of answers.com))

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    19. Re:Planets from stars? by lgw · · Score: 1

      The WGESP definitions above make a lot of sense to me. The planet/moon question is much harder. Here's a good example: is Earth's moon a planet?

      * The Sun's gravitational pull on Luna is greater than the Earth's.
      * Luna's orbit is sinusoidal, not cycloidal (it never moves backwards in its orbit).

      These things are not true of anything else we call a moon. Objectively, Earth and Luna both have the Sun as their primary, and share a tangled orbit. Should we ignore tradition and declare Luna a planet?

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    20. Re:Planets from stars? by Twisted64 · · Score: 1

      Planet - has an atmosphere, goes around a sun. Planetoid - a planet all the other planets pick on. Moon - could be a planet, except it's going around one already. Asteroid - has no atmosphere, tends to group. A collection of asteroids is named either a "belt" or a "field", where Captains of Starship Enterprises may hide if pursued. Meteor - an asteroid that hits something else. Meteorite - an asteroid that tries to hit a planet, but burns up like a wuss. Comet - an asteroid that tries to hit, and misses like a wuss. Sun - goes around... er... God. Just remember, every-bloody-thing's a satellite, whatever you think.

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    21. Re:Planets from stars? by fiber_halo · · Score: 1
      Should we ignore tradition and declare Luna a planet?

      After reading This article, I believe that our moon is indeed a planet. He proposes that if it has fusion, it's a star. Otherwise, if it is large enough to be rounded by its own gravity, it's a planet. Otherwise, it's an asteroid.

      That's about the most conclusive method I've heard.

  5. Mini solar system by Scott7477 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can this professor not be considered mainstream?
    He's on the faculty at Penn State! Sounds like he must have ticked off the wrong people at some point in his career. Maybe he needs to hire a PR person.
    I would say that finding a planet orbiting any star would be significant news, regardless of whether said planet might harbor life.

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    1. Re:Mini solar system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      How can this professor not be considered mainstream? He's on the faculty at Penn State! Sounds like he must have ticked off the wrong people at some point in his career.



      You're probably right. At Penn State, as with other places I imagine, a lot of the best professors and instructors get marginalized, whereas the ones that know how to be good politicians and kiss @$$ stay in good esteem. The ones who are merely brilliant and understand things like physics really well wind up having to find full professorships elsewhere, if at all. Humans are so friggin' petty and stupid!


      Screw the human race! Pathetic bunch of wankers!

    2. Re:Mini solar system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that's not what the controversy was about, you know. It was about whether or not these planets actually existed - something the scientific community was not sure of for many years.

    3. Re:Mini solar system by Bigos · · Score: 1

      Maybe he did. When he announced first planet outside the solar system, a friend of mine has shown me an article in a polish Astronomy magazine, where one of well known astronomers was debunking his theory about a way of discovering planets without seeing them. So he had to leave the country and try his luck somewhere else. I wonder if the same happened to him in america...

    4. Re:Mini solar system by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Frankly, it's probably *because* he's faculty at Penn State. I'd wager if he were a proffesor at Stanford it would've been bigger news.

  6. semantics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    semantics seperates planets from stars from asteroids... Our language, not reality...

    1. Re:semantics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought millions of miles of space separated planets from stars, else the planets would become part of the stars.

      (Yes, I know that isn't what is meant, but it seemed to be an easy joke.)

    2. Re:semantics by displaced80 · · Score: 1

      ...but it seemed to be an easy joke...

      ... which is probably why it was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the 'what separates stars from planets' line...

      Always nice of Slashdot to remind me that my humour is basic, childish, and not very funny :)

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    3. Re:semantics by True+Grit · · Score: 1
      semantics seperates planets

      Yes, but never, EVER, underestimate the human need to categorize things. The universe could care less about our semantics, but they're bloody well important here in this neck of the woods. :)

  7. Planet Definition by FiReaNGeL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Astronomers don't have a planet definition? Here's one! Planets are round, asteroids aren't! How's that ? :)

    1. Re:Planet Definition by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Astronomers don't have a planet definition? Here's one! Planets are round, asteroids aren't! How's that ? :)

      Because some are "kinda round". Ceres, an asteroid, is roughly round (although we don't have a non-blurry look yet). If it is in-between, maybe we can call it a "plasteroid". If it is chopped in half by an impact, then call it a "hemi-roid" :-)

    2. Re:Planet Definition by Rei · · Score: 1

      And if it was made of cloth, we could call it a "fibroid"
      And if it was triangular, we could call it a "deltoid"
      And if it covered with spiders, we could call it an "arachnoid"
      And if it were made of two parts, we could call it a "paranoid" (or perhaps a "schizoid")
      And if it is heavily ionic, we could call it a "polaroid".
      And if it is extraplanar, we could call it a "soulenoid".
      And if it was shaped like a bull, we could call it a "toroid".
      And depending on who settled it, we could call it a "cauasoid", a "mongoloid", or a "negroid".

      Oy, I've got a million of them. Actually, based on the contents of /usr/share/dict/words, 2719 of them.

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    3. Re:Planet Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my balls are round, that doesnt make them planets, does it?

    4. Re:Planet Definition by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      Because some are "kinda round". Ceres, an asteroid, is roughly round (although we don't have a non-blurry look yet). If it is in-between, maybe we can call it a "plasteroid". If it is chopped in half by an impact, then call it a "hemi-roid" :-)

      "Plasteroid," huh? I like that. It describes the state in which I came home Friday night. Immediately thereafter, I became "vomitoid." Saturday morning, I had progressed to "hungovertoid."

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    5. Re:Planet Definition by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Funny
      my balls are round, that doesnt make them planets, does it?

      Your name wouldn't happen to be Galactus, would it?

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    6. Re:Planet Definition by ryanjensen · · Score: 1
      But is it round because of gravity? I believe that was left out of the grandparent's definition.

      (Yes, Earth's moon is round due to gravity, but since it orbits a planet, it is precluded from planetdom itself.)

    7. Re:Planet Definition by True+Grit · · Score: 1

      :)

      Just for the hell of it: isn't "roundness" just a function of perspective and resolution? From the bottom of the Grand Canyon, would the Earth look round to you?

    8. Re:Planet Definition by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      my balls are round, that doesnt make them planets, does it?

      Maybe if our sun went nova, your balls would end up orbiting around some nearby star.

  8. Definition by null+etc. · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars.

    Space. Quite a bit of it, I hope.

    Oh, you meant what criteria separates planets from stars?

    Well, I definitely would much rather live on one than the other. Is that a good definition?

    1. Re:Definition by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      How about this for a definitiion? If it's had the title role or a main role in a major motion picture or hit TV series it's a star. If it just wanders around, it's a planet.

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    2. Re:Definition by pronobozo · · Score: 1

      ...or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars.
      Space. Quite a bit of it, I hope.


      space? but it's nothing? so is there actually anything separating them?
      heh

      okay that's enough now.

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    3. Re:Definition by amalcon · · Score: 1

      If it does neither, it's the competition.

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    4. Re:Definition by sageo · · Score: 1

      Just name everything that doesn't fuse "Planet X" untill further study, and it sounds nice too. Maybe Having groups to "sexitize" it like Planet XP or iPlanet and so on could define the basic types.

    5. Re:Definition by Tethys_was_taken · · Score: 1

      space? but it's nothing? so is there actually anything separating them?

      Yes. There's lots of nothing separating them.

    6. Re:Definition by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Funny

      Planet X
      Ah, but then we'd have to send...

      Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century!!!

    7. Re:Definition by True+Grit · · Score: 1
      There's lots of nothing separating them.

      Heh, letsee, what is it? About 3 light-years to the nearest star? Thats a HELL of a lot of nothing between us, I'd say.
    8. Re:Definition by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

      Yes they might have aliens on it if we or other non-natives land there.

    9. Re:Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      All right, if you're going to be picky about wording, so will I. You mean: "what criteria separate planets from stars?" "Criteria" is plural.

    10. Re:Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, it's only about 8 light seconds. 3 light years to the nearest extrasolar star.

    11. Re:Definition by null+etc. · · Score: 1
      "Criteria" is plural.

      True. But it's also a contractual contraction, meaning that in common English usage, "criteria" is often a substitute for "set of criterions", rather than "criterions". The set itself is singular.

      This is similar to how "data" has gained common usage as "set of datums", as opposed to "datums".

      Thus, it's not uncommon to hear sentences such as "This criteria is invalid."

  9. Definition by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Together, more problems for astronomers, who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars.

    Rather than search for a scientific or mathematical definition, why not just go by marketing: If it looks pretty on a poster or mobile, it is a planet. If it gives a comfy warmth brightness, then it is a star.

  10. Star vs Planet by imemyself · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Would a star not be any object that makes light on its own(ie, not reflects it)? IANAA(Astronomer)

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    1. Re:Star vs Planet by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      planets make light on their own too. The peak wavelength is in the infrared or longer generally however. The radiation flux from earth to satellites for instance is non-trivial heat transfer problem.

      If i remember my astronomy class correctly, planet comes from a greek word meaning "wanderer" objects which are clearly not stars as they were not "fixed" in the sky. Even in the ancient world, the motions of planets could be observed. Using that definition is useless however, since moons, asteroids and even the sun should be included and earthlike objects sufficiently far away would be excluded.

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    2. Re:Star vs Planet by kf6auf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me start by saying that our star's light (electromagnetic radiation) peaks in the visible region of the spectrum (which is why we evolved to be able to see it). This energy comes from nuclear fusion (usually Hydrogen/Deuterium/Tritium -> Helium; it's complicated and you can look it up if you want).

      So why doesn't this definition work? Because planets emit their own light too; and I don't mean reflection or reemission. Take Jupiter for example. It's big right? If you dropped a ton of stuff into it all of that potential energy gets converted into kinetic energy as it falls and then thermal energy when it hits. Now if you think about it, at one time or another all of the mass present in Jupiter had to fall into it, converting potential energy to thermal energy which got stored up in the core. Now, 4.5 billion years later (if you chose to believe that) it is still radiating away all of this energy in the form of infrared electromagnetic radiation (light). It emits more light than it absorbs! But it isn't a star.

  11. Credit by prakslash · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the 1990 Astronmy Conference.. And.. we would like to give credit to Mr. Wolz.. uhh.. Mr. Wolzz.. Mr. Wolzczka.. Aww. screw it.

    1. Re:Credit by porcupine8 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Flamebait? Aw, I thought it was kinda funny in a lame sort of way. But I have no mod points.

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    2. Re:Credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you're a pyramid pod-person.

    3. Re:Credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's smart enough and earned the right for little shits like you to at least pronounce his name properly, he's earned it and you haven't.

    4. Re:Credit by RWerp · · Score: 1

      This is funny, but it touches a more general problem in science. If somebody comes from an exotic country (Wolszczan hasn't, he's from Poland) or has an unspeakable name, his/her discoveries can be overlooked. How many Western mathematicians and physicist know and remember that Lie derivative has been invented by Polish mathematician lebodziski?

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    5. Re:Credit by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Slashcode ate my diacritics, the abovementioned mathematicians name should be Slebodzinski in ASCII (as not in Latin-2).

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    6. Re:Credit by lgw · · Score: 1

      Most everything in Math is named for the second person to discover it. For most of Math that means "the first person after Euler to discover it". (Most of what has Euler's name attached was actually earlier work, humorously enough.) It's not like Slebodziski is alone here.

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    7. Re:Credit by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Case of Slebodzinski is different, because it was he who named Lie derivatives by this name.

      And yes, many discoveries made for example by Bolzano were attributed to later people (like Darboux theorem). Also to Euler, probably.

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    8. Re:Credit by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Now I'm modded as a troll? Weird. Maybe they didn't realize that the parent was originally modded as Flamebait, although it has now achieved Funny status.

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  12. hmm by EGSonikku · · Score: 1

    I'm no scientist, but it doesn't seem that hard to me. Why not an object with an atmosphere = planet? If somthing orbits that planet and also has an atmosphere, lets call it a sub-{planet}. No atmosphere? if it orbits a 'planet' then call it a 'moon'. if it orbits nothing call it target practice.

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    1. Re:hmm by PornMaster · · Score: 1

      In your scenario, what's Mars? No atmosphere, doesn't orbit a planet, does orbit a star.

    2. Re:hmm by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      In your scenario, what's Mars? No atmosphere, doesn't orbit a planet, does orbit a star.

      Except Mars does have an atmosphere.

    3. Re:hmm by EGSonikku · · Score: 1

      Erm, last time I checked Mars had an atmosphere. Granted I haven't checked in a few years and I was pretty drunk at the time.....but i'm fairly certain it didn't go anywhere.

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    4. Re:hmm by Preeminence · · Score: 1

      Mars has an atmosphere. Guaranteed planet, apparently. Mercury, however, does not. Big asteroid? I think not.

    5. Re:hmm by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Ehm, Mars has a very thin carbon dioxide atmosphere. (Mercury, however, is virtually without an atmosphere.)

    6. Re:hmm by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      By this definition a planet like Saturn has thousands if not millions of moons. That is, there are tiny rocks in orbit all around Saturn that are asteroid size (a few metres) and shape, but by your definition they'd be "moons."

      And what about all the objects that make up the rings?

    7. Re:hmm by ziggit · · Score: 1

      There are planets without atmospheres, ya know?

    8. Re:hmm by starwed · · Score: 1

      No, you only thought that was the case. Weren't you paying attention to his defenitions? :P

    9. Re:hmm by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      I could be wrong but I don't think Mercury or Pluto have atmospheres, neither does our moon but that's a moon. What do you consider an atmosphere?

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    10. Re:hmm by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Why not an object with an atmosphere = planet?"

      Mercury has no atmosphere. Half the time, Pluto has no atmosphere (it freezes).

      "If somthing orbits that planet and also has an atmosphere, lets call it a sub-{planet}."

      Europa has no atmosphere.

      "if it orbits a 'planet' then call it a 'moon'."

      Even without counting the artificial ones, do you have any idea how many "moons" the earth has by your definition?

  13. No chance of life? by suso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    because his planets (3 of them, roughly Earth-sized) orbit pulsars and hold no chance for harboring life.

    I wish people wouldn't say things like this. Humans barely have a grasp on what life really is and what conditions it can exist under, especially off our own planet. So how could we make a judgement that life couldn't exist around a pulsar, despite its homo-sapien threatening conditions.

    1. Re:No chance of life? by canb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Acutally there are only two forms of life possible. Carbon based like our world or silicone based. And we know a lot about carbon based lifeforms and under what conditions it can be formed. It is even possible to create carbon based organic matter from inorganic when early earth conditions are recreated. These protoplasmas attach and under heavy radiation from the sun, genetic diversity forms and the rest is evolution. As for silicone based life forms, silicon-oxygen bond is much stronger than carbon-hydrogen bond and takes enormous amounts of energy to rearrange the atoms. Therefore it is much less likely, yet still possible.

    2. Re:No chance of life? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Carbon based like our world or silicone based."

      Wow, so that explains the fact that virtually all female aliens, whether carbon or, er, silicone-based have large, prominent chest-bumps...

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    3. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok- a revision. There is as much of a possibility of these planets harboring life as there is of you losing your virginity.

      Hows that for a judgement call, butt tard?

    4. Re:No chance of life? by vwjeff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Acutally there are only two forms of life possible.

      According to whom?

      The only life we can be certain of is our own. Even then I sometimes wonder if I really exist. I guess I must because I am posting this, or am I?

    5. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Silicon-based life is theorised to be possible because silicon combines in chemically similar ways to carbon. That is the sole evidence that it is possible.

      On the other hand, there is no evidence to rule out non-carbon, non-silicon, or any other form of life that has not been considered.

    6. Re:No chance of life? by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Well, in the wise words of Descartes: "Posto, ergo sum."

      Or was that CowboyNeal?

    7. Re:No chance of life? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      Humans barely have a grasp on what life really is and what conditions it can exist under, especially off our own planet.

      Like this species of worm found less than a year ago on our own planet. We have no idea what could be out there.

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    8. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even then I sometimes wonder if I really exist. I guess I must because I am posting this, or am I?
      you're posting to slashdot late at night, you have no life. yeah yeah, neither do I.
    9. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On earth we call the chest bumps Boobs.

    10. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that to say that somehow you can find a neighbooring life baring planet and bring it home for a lump sum of money?

    11. Re:No chance of life? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      The only life we can be certain of is our own.

      Well, sure, by our own definition. Who's to say the mice don't have a different definition?

      Sure, that was a reference to HGTG, but seriously, when you start making definitions up without a great deal of information behind it, it's sorta a bullshit definition.

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    12. Re:No chance of life? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Interesting

      " On earth we call the chest bumps Boobs."

      Of course, for non-humans such chest-bumps might fulfil completely different functions... such as huge night-vision eyes or tentacle clusters or egg sacs. All sorts of things.

      But if theres anything I've learned from Trek, B5, Farscape etc etc its that theres at least one universal biological constant and thats that all alien females have some sort of rounded, paired protruberances on the chests, usually about the size of rock-melons.

      This holds true whether they are mammalianoid, reptilianoid, even plant-based aliens.

      I don't know whether to find it reassuring or disturbing.

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    13. Re:No chance of life? by Zareste · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering how many people actually believe this stuff. Life could form out of anything in the right conditions.

      Kind of a tangent, but just look at the capabilities of our souls: Can move at what seems like instantaneous speed, can survive in space, and so on and so forth. Very suspicious that we're based on something capable of rapid speed and space travel, really. Am I the only person who's intrigued by this?

      I would think the most ideal place for the most widespread life form in the cosmos would be in the chaos of a star somewhere. That's just my theory; it's not based on much.

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    14. Re:No chance of life? by m50d · · Score: 1

      I think you may well be the only one. To me it makes much more sense to just assume we don't have souls. Occam's razor and the lack of evidence for their existence.

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    15. Re:No chance of life? by mooniejohnson · · Score: 1

      ...or silicone based.

      Also known as Pamela Anderson. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

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    16. Re:No chance of life? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      lol, not knowing what evidence is just means the subject is beyond your scope.

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    17. Re:No chance of life? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      I know that feeling!

      Magic mushrooms are bad, mmm'kay?

    18. Re:No chance of life? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      It looks to me like he knows "what evidence is" far better than you do. Not only do you have some mystical magical "evidence" that souls exist, you also apparently have some mystical magical evidence that they "move at what seems like instantaneous speed" and "can survive in space".

      Okaaaaay.... go ahead, what's your so-called evidence? I think you'll most likely just toss off an insult and fail to cite anything at all, but I'll play along and give you the chance to actually back up your assertion.

      Either way, this ought to be amusing.

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    19. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no spoon.

    20. Re:No chance of life? by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know whether to find it reassuring or disturbing.

      a) People hate alien dolls, they're expensive and look fake. CG like Gollum look considerably better, but is too expensive for a TV show.
      b) That leaves about two sexes to be the actors, and alien females that look like males would simply seem "not right" due to X million years of biological programming.

      I don't think it is lack of creativity that is the problem. The problem is in bringing them to the screen in a realistic fashion.

      Kjella

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    21. Re:No chance of life? by master_p · · Score: 1

      "I post, therefore I am"

    22. Re:No chance of life? by W2k · · Score: 1

      People hate alien dolls, they're expensive and look fake. CG like Gollum look considerably better, but is too expensive for a TV show.

      Actually, there is a race of aliens on Star Trek: Voyager - a TV show - created entirely from CG. Looks pretty good, too. Look up Species 8472 in Wikipedia for more info. Apparently, they have five different sexes as well as being quite nonhumanoid.

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    23. Re:No chance of life? by chialea · · Score: 1

      Go watch Babylon 5 (it's all out on DVD now, even). They had DeLenn look very non-female originally (actually, I seem to remember they were going to have a male voice and her acting, but that REALLY threw people off). They also have tried to have a lot of different phyisical characteristics, including some races that were added through CG.

      Lea

    24. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go watch Babylon 5 (it's all out on DVD now, even). They had DeLenn look very non-female originally (actually, I seem to remember they were going to have a male voice and her acting, but that REALLY threw people off). They also have tried to have a lot of different phyisical characteristics, including some races that were added through CG.

      Hmm, unless that was in the pilot I don't remember that (and I've been going through my boxed sets recently). However, they did seem to de-emphasize mammary glands in the Minbari women. Although that could be just a side effect of most Minbari wearing bulky robes.

      However, G'Kar's aide N'toth was both played by an actress and a female character. And it seems like they really went out of the way to disguise her feminine curves.

    25. Re:No chance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acutally there are only two forms of life possible.

      Those that understand binary...

      Er, those that we know about, and those that we don't.

    26. Re:No chance of life? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I doubt therfore I may be.

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    27. Re:No chance of life? by Boolda · · Score: 1

      How about a new defintion of life? I exist because I slashdot!

    28. Re:No chance of life? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Go on then, what's the evidence?

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    29. Re:No chance of life? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      I really can't talk evidence with someone who doesn't know what it is. That's like talking computer chips with a football player. Go play with blocks or something.

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    30. Re:No chance of life? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      As I said to Alsee, showing evidence to someone who doesn't know what it is is pointless. You'll just have to get a sense of logic and start figuring things out on your own one of these days.

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    31. Re:No chance of life? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Weeee! I knew taunting a scientifically illiterate fool like you would turn out amusing. I was right. And I was right when I said "I think you'll most likely just toss off an insult and fail to cite anything at all". You were so damn predictable it almost spoils the fun. Almost.

      You failed to cite any evidence, you lose. It doesn't even matter what you THINK evidence means if you you don't even have any. Oh, and that crap about souls moving at instantaneous speed and surviving in space, that was a real hoot.

      Try putting down your bible and read a damn science textbook. I suggest you start at the junior highschool level, we wouldn't want to strain your brain too hard.

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    32. Re:No chance of life? by m50d · · Score: 1

      I have. And it's only since I started figuring things out for myself that I've thought that souls don't exist. If there is something you think is evidence, show me and I can judge for myself. If not, I'll go on assuming there is none, since two thousand years of theological attempts have to the best of my knowledge not uncovered any.

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    33. Re:No chance of life? by slasar · · Score: 1

      Exactly, it was only recently that 'life' was discovered at the depths of the ocean where there is no light, but there were some kind of tubular like lifeorms that are sustained on, (I think) sulphur dioxide leaking from some geophysical condition.

    34. Re:No chance of life? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Weeee!

      Insulted by the fact that you don't know what evidence is? This is like when a doctor tells someone they're overweight and they become offended. What am I supposed to do about your disorders?

      Till that's out of the way, try not to rave so wildly about your nihilist beliefs and calling it science. Sometimes it's fine to think the way one's mom and dad said to, but we really have no room for zealots in the scientific community.

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    35. Re:No chance of life? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Well this proves you don't know what evidence is. I said that for a reason, you know. Your idea of evidence is anything that proves a belief you hold. Doesn't work that way.

      So, try to keep your claims out of conversations when you know they'll be swiftly debunked.

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    36. Re:No chance of life? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Insulted by the fact that you don't know what evidence is?

      No, the point is that I have no idea what your claimed evidence is. I directly asked you to tell me what evidence you were referring to. In case you forgot, I said "Okaaaaay.... go ahead, what's your so-called evidence?" You failed to do so.

      I was laghing at you because you were so predictable. In case you forgot, I said "I think you'll most likely just toss off an insult and fail to cite anything at all". Well, I was right. Not only did you fail to name your evidence, but your post was entirely content-free. You answer was nothing but insult tossing. You can't answer a simple question?

      Your comment about the "scientific community" was a real hoot. The whole thing is commical because it doesn't even rise to the level of arguing the definition of evidence or what constitututes valid evidence. We are stuck down at the very childish level of you saying "I have evidence but I won't tell you what it is". We can't have an adult discussion of the subject, much less a rational scientific discussion, if you are not going to tell me what you think your evidence is. At this point you don't even have to defend it as valid or conclusive evidence. Simply tell me what you think your evidence is.

      I fully expect you to again fail to state your claimed evidence. I fully expect you to again reply with insults rather than evidence or even rational discussion.

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    37. Re:No chance of life? by m50d · · Score: 1

      No, read what I just said. I previously held the belief that souls do exist, then looked at the evidence and decided they don't. I repeat, if you think there is evidence that souls exist, then show me. I am perfectly willing to have my beliefs changed by actual evidence - eager even, in this case. Believing I had an immortal soul would be comforting.

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  14. ok? by mixtape5 · · Score: 1

    I would say that finding a planet orbiting any star would be significant news, regardless of whether said planet might harbor life.

    I would think this discovery to be significant news IF our 9 planets were the only ones we knew about, but there are tons of planets orbiting stars, the ONLY way one would be newsworthy is if it resembled our own or could harbor life.

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    1. Re:ok? by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

      I believe that at the time no other extrasolar planets had been found, so the scientific consensus had been "we haven't seen any so they don't exist."
      Sure, now that other planets that bear more similarity to ones in our solar system have been found a planet orbiting a dead star wouldn't be exciting but back in 1990 this should have been newsworthy.

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    2. Re:ok? by jrumney · · Score: 2, Insightful
      so the scientific consensus had been "we haven't seen any so they don't exist."

      That sounds more like the creationists' consensus. Scientists are less obsessed with being God's special little unique creation, and are more likely to adopt the view "we haven't seen any but we're sure they must exist".

    3. Re:ok? by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      • so the scientific consensus had been "we haven't seen any so they don't exist."

      That sounds more like the creationists' consensus. Scientists are less obsessed with being God's special little unique creation, and are more likely to adopt the view "we haven't seen any but we're sure they must exist". Apparently you've never worked peer review with anyone from the Center for Astrophysics at Hahvahd.

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  15. Well I'd be very curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of life could exist in the conditions offered by a pulsar. If anything I suspect it would have to live underground.

    1. Re:Well I'd be very curious by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      What kind of life could exist in the conditions offered by a pulsar. If anything I suspect it would have to live underground.

      Good point. Tidal forces between orbiting bodies, such as a planet and a big moon, can create enough heat to sustain primative life. But complex life probably needs a stronger source of usable energy. Tidal heat does not generate a consistent boundary between energy and non-energy.

      A strong boundary between energy and non-energy (such as heat and cold) is what powers just about everything we know of that uses power, both life and non-life. No way is known for organisms to harness tidal energy in large quantities. Volcanos are not predictable enough to be used on a large scale, and evenly-spread heat underground lacks the boundary needed to harness lots of energy.

      I suppose it is possible that complex life formed during the time a star burned bright (if it did), and after the star dies out, complex life may still exist in a subsurface ocean (Europa-like). But the chances of complex life having formed in such a situation itself is remote. It would probably have to be "imported" from a different situation.

    2. Re:Well I'd be very curious by thogard · · Score: 1

      What ever it is, it would need to deal with huge magnetic fields. The pulsar in the crab nebula puts out about 4000 times as much energy as our sun.

    3. Re:Well I'd be very curious by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      What ever it is, it would need to deal with huge magnetic fields. The pulsar in the crab nebula puts out about 4000 times as much energy as our sun.

      Good, the planet's inhabitants can put up some big induction coils and generate electricity from the pulsar's field, correct? Pardon my ignorance of such things if the suggestion should turn out to be a dumb one.

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  16. Smallest planet by maglor_83 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:
    In one of the discoveries, an object just one-fifth the size of Pluto was called the smallest planet ever found outside our solar system

    If it's one-fifth the size of Pluto, wouldn't that make it the smallest planet ever found anywhere?

    1. Re:Smallest planet by Rosyna · · Score: 1

      You assume Pluto is a planet. That's where a lot of this controversy stems from. There are many suggestions for what makes a planet and Pluto often falls outside of the definition. If Pluto is reclassified as a moon or extra solar space junk, then this "Smallest planet" probably would be as well.

    2. Re:Smallest planet by m50d · · Score: 1

      I think asteroid no. 4 can be argued to be a planet, since it is spherical under its own gravity.

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  17. All these worlds are yours... by mpesce · · Score: 1

    Jupiter emits many times more infrared radiation than it absorbs. So, by your definition, Jupiter would be a star - and it clearly isn't, 2010 aside...

    1. Re:All these worlds are yours... by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Well, this is actually part of the whole conundrum. Jupiter is almost a brown dwarf. Some of these exoplanets that have been discovered, being much larger than Jupiter, are even closer to being brown dwarfs.

      Once we discover enough of these things, it'll probably work out in the end to a smooth curve all the way from active stars to brown dwarfs to gas giants to terrestrial planets to moon-sized "planetesimals" to asteroids.

    2. Re:All these worlds are yours... by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking if it emits large amounts of fire from all over its surface, (burny hot stuff) it's a star.

    3. Re:All these worlds are yours... by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      Magma is burny hot stuff. So are you saying that if the Moon crashed into the Earth, it would become a star? At least for a while until all the exposed magma had a chance to cool down?

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    4. Re:All these worlds are yours... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, It would be a moon that's super-heated and molten moon is still the moon, and at that point we wouldn't care so much. The real question is how do you define a nuteron star (not a star really anymore) after it finds a companion star and starts talking it's matter and makes a giant flaming right of hot burny stuff... THEN you're in trouble.

  18. How insensitive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..a brown dwarf just 15 times the mass of Jupiter..

    Please, "African American little person with a weight problem" is a little more appropriate and a lot less offensive, don't you think? Sheesh.

    1. Re:How insensitive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please, "African American little person with a weight problem" is a little more appropriate and a lot less offensive, don't you think? Sheesh.

      You know, if he went on a strict diet, he could eventually get a lucrative gig getting tossed around by bar patrons.

    2. Re:How insensitive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a black hole, you insensitive cloud!

    3. Re:How insensitive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pinched off a couple of brown dwarfs this morning... felt much better.

  19. Well Obviously by Madcapjack · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well Obviously this old dying star system is the original home of our species. We're just the descendents of the marooned colonists who found that their pyramid space-ships had suddenly (and quite inexplicably) turned to stone.

    Go figure.

    1. Re:Well Obviously by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      Well Obviously this old dying star system is the original home of our species. We're just the descendents of the marooned colonists who found that their pyramid space-ships had suddenly (and quite inexplicably) turned to stone.

      Over-rated I can understand. But flame-bait? Did I offend the foil-hats?

    2. Re:Well Obviously by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of bullshit you got there.

      Write a book about it and start your own lunatic semi-religious, semi-military organization based on giving you lots of money. You could call it "Scientology"!

    3. Re:Well Obviously by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 1

      The second one I'm sure. We can't sarcastically throw around crackpot theories on Slashdot. It's demeaning to legitimate crackpot-theorism . . . . .

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  20. Let's start with... something.Re:Planet Definition by dj42 · · Score: 1

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=planet At the very least, we could be using: "A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asteroid or comet, illuminated by light from a star, such as the sun, around which it revolves." Then you have the matter of size. A moon would be a natural planet satellite.

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  21. Stars generate energy by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 5, Informative

    At least according to Wikipedia

    Scientifically, stars are defined as self-gravitating spheres of plasma in hydrostatic equilibrium, which generate their own energy through the process of nuclear fusion.

    Using this simple definition, it seems to apply to most stars out there? Correct me if I'm wrong or if the definition provided isn't accurate enough.

    1. Re:Stars generate energy by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 4, Informative

      That works quite well for objects above about 25 Jovian masses. (In isolation, yadda yadda yadda) At that size, the body is large enough to support sustained thermonuclear fusion of species other than D+D->He3. Such bodies quickly heat up, becoming true red dwarf stars.

      Object smaller than about 13 Jovian masses never exhibit any sustained fusion. Those objects are planets if they orbit a star or a stellar remnant. (They are "sub-brown dwarfs" if they don't orbit a star.)

      Objects that sit between the 13 and 25 Jovian mass boundaries are in a grey area. They do exhibit sustained fusion, but only of D+D pairs. There isn't much deuterium around, though, so they don't ever heat up very much. Moreover, since they never engage in H+D->T and H+T->He3 fusion, they don't engage in the fusion reactions which are the signature of "real" stars. These are brown dwarfs -- not planets, because they do heat themselves up with fusion reactions, but not stars, either, because they don't fuse H.

    2. Re:Stars generate energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Object smaller than about 13 Jovian masses never exhibit any sustained fusion. Those objects are planets if they orbit a star or a stellar remnant. (They are "sub-brown dwarfs" if they don't orbit a star.)

      Really, I thought small (in an astronomical sense) objects that didn't orbit a stellar body were called "rogue planets", especially if there was some indication that they might previously been part of a solar system.

      I might be wrong, but "rouge planet" slips off the tongue much easier than "sub-brown dwarf".

  22. Classification by DrLudicrous · · Score: 0
    I think that two distinct definitions should be recognized here. One is the vernacular definition, the one that we use in everyday speech. For the most part, planet is taken to mean a spherical object orbiting a star with a minimum limits of mass, radius, etc, i.e. the nine planets (though Pluto really doesn't belong there) of our solar system, and like objects in other solar systems, orbiting a star.


    The scientific definition, however, is a completely differe matter. I think it would be useful to classify objects methodically (I am sure this already being done). This lends itself to clear nomenclature for communication between scientists, as well as a way to incorporate new classes of objects as they may be hypothesized or observed. For instance, a clear distinction could be made between planetary (from the ancient Greek for "wandering") objects that are luminous and those that are not. It might be necessary to distinguish those that are luminous due to thermonuclear processes and those that are not. This would mean classifying stars as planets, but should there really be a distinction? Are they not all objects floating out there in space?

    Any suggestions for a classification scheme, or does anyone out there know of a standard currently in use? The responses should be interesting!

  23. I am picturing... by spankey51 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A small gathering of Mini Coopers around a campfire in europe... Or something...

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  24. Quick Reference Chart by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

    It's all a matter of size. Stars have enough mass to begin fusion. Planets have enough mass to become 'round' and orbit a star. Asteroids orbit stars but aren't 'round'. Moons orbit planets and are 'round'. Blah blah blah. So on and so forth. It's bloody easy. Man.. I should be an astrophysicist!

    1. Re:Quick Reference Chart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mars' moons are about as round as you are knowledgeable.

    2. Re:Quick Reference Chart by lxs · · Score: 1

      The larger asteroids are spherical, so don't give up that job at McDonalds.

  25. Stupid question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought stars were big nuclear furnaces, and planets weren't.

    Okay, so it's not phrased in the form of a question, but you get what I'm asking.

  26. The definitive definition by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A planet:
    -is a non-fusor
    -has sufficient mass to be roughly spherical due to gravity
    -orbits a fusor
    -isn't already referred to as any other type of object by convention
    -isn't associated through orbital composition or other general characteristics with another general group of non-planet objects (i.e. Vesta, though spherical, is associated with other objects known as asteroids, which are not massive enough to be spherical, and are therefore not planets. Vesta also is not a planet, because of the previous rule. It is by convention known as an asteroid, therefore it's not a planet.)

    My source for this definition is myself, and I deem it sufficient for sparking a major discussion, and possibly for other things as well.

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    1. Re:The definitive definition by Rosyna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      -has sufficient mass to be roughly spherical due to gravity

      Not sure if that would work. I could imagine a binary star system with a planet in between them as such with an erratic orbit that causes it to be stretched in an extremely egg shaped way.

      It might need to be a more than binary star system to keep balance. IANAA.

    2. Re:The definitive definition by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

      And isn't an egg.

    3. Re:The definitive definition by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Just as long as you aren't claiming exclusivity. A fusor can orbit a fusor after all, making neither a planet, just pointing out that orbiting a fusor by itself doesn't mean much. Could a black hole be considered a fusor?

    4. Re:The definitive definition by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Already taken care of. The rule of an already existing convention takes precedence. Since black holes are not currently called planets, they are called black holes.

      Also, a planet is required to be spherical, a 3D object. A black hole is a 1 dimensional object.

      Thus, a black hole cannot be considered a planet, and the question of fusion need not be thought of again.

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    5. Re:The definitive definition by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Such an object would cease to exist, spiraled into one star or another, long before a human got around to figuring out what to call it. Taxonomy is a *descriptive* science. I demand that you only describe objects that actually currently exist before you start naming the numerous figments of your imagination!

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    6. Re:The definitive definition by bani · · Score: 1

      so what do you call a spherical non-fusor that orbits a brown dwarf (eg a non-fusor)?

    7. Re:The definitive definition by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A singularity, if such actually exists, is by definition a null-dimensional object; it is a point. However, the more useful definition for the size of a "black hole" (not necessarily the gravitiational singularity that may lie at it's center) is the size of it's event horizon, which is indeed a three dimensional volume.

      This is especially significant if recent theories that black holes are actually hollow shells of matter at the event horizon are correct, or if the matter within the event horizon is otherwise not a singularity (as, if I understand the implications correctly, Hawking's recent concession about information loss indicates).

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    8. Re:The definitive definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The event horizon itsself is a 2d object in 3d space - it's an area.

    9. Re:The definitive definition by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Err, wouldn't that mean that the event horizon only exists on one plane? IE as long as you weren't in that plane you could go right up to a black hole and poke it with a stick?
      Nah, it's a 2d object in any intersecting plane, just as a planet or star is, aka a 3d object, or else I don't have a clue what's going on any more.

    10. Re:The definitive definition by operagost · · Score: 1
      Err, wouldn't that mean that the event horizon only exists on one plane? IE as long as you weren't in that plane you could go right up to a black hole and poke it with a stick?
      I'm picturing that illustration in a future publication of "Astronomy for Dummies" by Stephen Hawking.
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    11. Re:The definitive definition by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      This matter of "convention" is hogwash. If something gets mislabeled, it should be changed once it is more properly understood. If the only thing stopping Vesta from being considered a planet is that we currently think of it as an asteroid "by convention", then damn it, it should be reclassified a planet.

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    12. Re:The definitive definition by frankie · · Score: 1

      No, that's irrelevant. What PMF means is that if God's visiting nephew were to squish a planetoid like PlayDoh into some other shape (such as a cube), gravity would collapse it back into a spheroid (modulo rotation, tidal pulls, and minor surface features). There is an upper bound to the mass of arbitrarily-shaped solids, beyond which they can't support their own weight. That bound marks a planetoid, IMO.

      Further, I propose that a planetoid large enough to hold a substantial atmosphere is a planet. Yes, this excludes Mercury and Pluto. Nyah nyah.

      In theory some insane Niven Puppeteer could construct an aerogel pyramid as big as a star and more mass than Earth. If we ever find such a construct, I'll concede the definition is flawed. Until then, I think it works well.

    13. Re:The definitive definition by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      It's not hogwash, it's bullshit. I should know, because I made the definition up myself.

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    14. Re:The definitive definition by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      It's a curved 2D object.

      As an event horizon is a boundary, by defination, that's not too suprising. Boundaries on simple 3 dimensional objects must be curved 2d objects, because they're just marking the outside from the inside.

      With black holes, unlike stars and planets, there is no inside object, there is no difference between the outside area and the inside area, except anything in the inside area can't cross the boundary to the outside. Not due to the boundary, but due to the gravity gradient at that point, which we have marked with an imaginary 'event horizon'.

      And, of course, technically, a black hole is just a point, it has no dimensions. However, saying it's not a star is premature. We don't know what's going on in that point, so saying there's no fusion there is a bit silly. (Smashing everything into a single point would appear to be the defination of 'fusion'.) We could easily define it as 'dense enough to cause hydroden fusion', which a black hole would be, pretending it hadn't compressed its matter entirely out of the known universe.

      Not that I'm entirely sure we want black holes to be defined as stars. What if we run across microscopic black holes, containing 50 tons of matter and lasting for mere seconds? Calling 50 tons of matter a star is a bit silly...that's not even a planetoid. It just so happens that all the black holes we know about come from stars, but everything comes from stars!

      In fact, I don't think 'black hole' is properly a 'astronomical object type'. It's just an 'object type', like a table or a lump of iron. We just happen to locate them in space. What we call them there could depend on how they function, like we do with 'lumps of iron', which can be planets, meteorites, moons, artifical satellites, whatever.

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    15. Re:The definitive definition by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

      It's already been imagined for you in Flight of the Dragonfly

      I read it a long time ago and enjoyed it at the time.

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    16. Re:The definitive definition by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      "And, of course, technically, a black hole is just a point, it has no dimensions."

      This was the point of my original post... a SINGULARITY is by definition a point, which may or may not be what is at the center of a black hole. A "black hole" is this big volume in space from which light cannot escape, marked at it's edges by an event horizon. That is why it's a _black hole_. If there were something other than a gravitational singularity causing an identical effect, it too would be a black hole.

      The point is that what is inside the event horizon of a black hole is not an undisputed fact, and theories about it are changing all the time. But one way or another, the shape that the area inside the event horizon - the 'hole' itself - encompasses, is three-dimensional.

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    17. Re:The definitive definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the uncertainty principle require that the singularity (if it exists) not be an actual "point" but have an actual thickness (in 3 dimensions)? In which case "singularity" may be a misnomer too..

    18. Re:The definitive definition by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      -orbits a fusor

      Suppose some large object swings by Earth's orbit and tears it away from the solar system into some random trajectory (or even an orbit around this object). Would Earth then cease to be a planet?

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    19. Re:The definitive definition by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Good point. Make that -orbits a fusor or formed in orbit around a fusor.

      I don't know about the terraforming definition though. That might be a little too flexible, because I can't begin to guess at all the things that we might eventually live on the surface of.

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  27. What separates them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What separates planets and stars? Just plain ol' incompatibility hopefully.

  28. No, thanks... by eomnimedia · · Score: 1

    I'm holding out for the "iSolar System Shuffle."

  29. Why on Earth does the name matter? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We started out with a limited number of names for things. Planets, stars, the sun. They we found some more things like comets and asteroids.

    Now we've found lots of things that come in between, requiring a different form of classification. The only problem is that people are trying to squeeze the definition of things we know about into a limited naming set.

    To name something doesn't mean we understand it and being unable to name something doesn't mean we don't understand it.

    People should stop worrying and be happy that we can describe these objects to a higher level of detail than can be described using the existing names we had for things floating in space.

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    1. Re:Why on Earth does the name matter? by T-Ranger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hence forth, all space boddies will be known as "thingies".

    2. Re:Why on Earth does the name matter? by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Hence forth, all space boddies will be known as "thingies".

      Good point.

      The grandparent is missing the fact that speaking and understanding is a fuzzy form of dictionary compression. "Planet" has information value, and so does "star." "Thingies" has hardly any: it just means "not the empty void." The only contextual inference I can make is that it's probably interesting.

      What's a table? What's a chair? I could certainly come up with bunches of examples of objects between the two if I wanted, and if I were really clever, I could come up with a template that allowed a continuum of objects. If they ever did get popular, we'd have to find some way to classify them. We can only process so many words at a time, so having one short word helps in decompression.

      Besides shortening our speaking patterns (which is good, because otherwise we'd be like Ents), classifications allow us to reason about objects. Would you like to do linear algebra without the matrix classification "invertible?" If nobody had tried to classify those kinds of matrices in the first place, linear algebra never would have progressed beyond an infant stage. As it is, "invertible" is shorthand for at least 30 matrix properties, most of which have to do with the matrix's interaction with other objects with certain other properties. Knowing them can make solving some problems much, much easier.

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    3. Re:Why on Earth does the name matter? by farmhick · · Score: 1

      Last month people on this site were still having fits if someone used the term 'tidal wave' instead of the scientific 'tsunami'. Do you see the problem with that situation?

      The same is true in the case of your argument. As you say, too many people will spend all their time and energy debating labels, rather than doing work. I don't see it changing anytime soon.

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    4. Re:Why on Earth does the name matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or better yet...a sphere of fear!! or maybe.. Planet Death.

      GIANT hurt ball.

      The Deathacle.

  30. What separates planets from stars by pronobozo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars."


    One is on fire and one isn't.

    Now hand over my research grant.

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    1. Re:What separates planets from stars by AndyL · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hah! You're supposed to get the grant money before you tell us the answer! Sucker!

      Now we're going to use that money to find out the diference between an ocean and a sea!

  31. Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by RubberDogBone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, I am glad to know that our astromomers are idiots. Makes me feel better.

    The term "mini solar system" is wrong. Solar -the word- is derived from Sol, the name of that thing we call "the sun" (cue CD7 joke about Sun, long a source of amusement) aka that great big yellow ball thing.

    It is Sol. If you didn't know it had a name, blame your teachers.

    Our happy family of planets is the Solar System. Because we all belong to Sol. There is one Sol and one Solar System in the entire universe.

    This newly discoved system of planets is orbiting ANOTHER STAR which is not named Sol and has nothing to do with Sol. I guess calling it "strange star system" would have invoked too many B-grade actors or something.

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  32. This may (probably will) be ruled a troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but what impact does this have on anyone except the 7 people on this planet that are paid to explore the galaxy? It's not like some new planet found is going to change what beer I'll buy tomorrow night. I'm still going to the same watered down operating systems for CS kids, life will go on and this is "news" isn't going to change anything, this does not matter.

    When intelligent life is found, then I'll listen. When we make contact, then I'll pay attention.

  33. Distinct names by netkgb · · Score: 1

    We don't need to know what the difference is between a planet or asteroid. It's like debating over the boundary between what is classified as 'life'. It's all continuous, not discrete.

    1. Re:Distinct names by yotto · · Score: 1

      Cool! So we can stop debating about what is a planet and what is an asteroid, just like we stopped debating the definition of life! This will save so much time!

  34. Hubble!? by Hobadee · · Score: 1

    Isn't this just 1 more reason to keep/replace Hubble? What is wrong with NASA anyways?

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    1. Re:Hubble!? by Kraemahz · · Score: 1

      Short answer? Money.

    2. Re:Hubble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Fixing hubble is like putting $50,000 into a 1973 Gremlin. For less money you can get a much better new car (telescope).

      And hubble was a money pit to begin with. For what it cost to build, launch it in the shuttle, then go back up and replace the main mirror (in the shuttle). They could have built close to a dozen telscopes identical to the hubble and launched them with a conventional delivery method (strap it to a rocket). And right now we would have 100% coverage, and plenty of access for anyone who wanted it. Plus if one dies, who cares, just build another one, and send it up as a replacement, with all the newest tech of course.

  35. Then again, the earth is not like the sun... by kale77in · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Definition by example is a good start in most fields of study: The Earth is a planet; the Sun is a star. Just because there are ambiguous boundary cases doesn't mean that these distinctions are only in language, "not reality".

  36. Other Planets in Galaxy May Have Layer of Diamonds by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Some planets in our galaxy could harbor an unexpected treasure: a thick layer of diamonds hiding under the surface, astronomers reported on Monday.

    No diamond planet exists in our solar system, but some planets orbiting other stars in the Milky Way might have enough carbon to produce a diamond layer, Princeton University astronomer Marc Kuchner said in a telephone news conference.

    How about that then? (Never mind what diamonds would be worth if you could get to those worlds and haul back planet-loads. De Beers would be honked, I'm sure! I'll be dispointed if there isn't a slight wobble in diamond prices tomorrow.)
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  37. Re:Let's start with... something.Re:Planet Definit by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    So what is pluto? A planet or an asteroid? What about all the other objects we're discovering outside of Pluto? What about independant "planets" (i.e. objects very much like mars)?

  38. O/T Re:Definition by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

    How about this for a definitiion? If it's had the title role or a main role in a major motion picture or hit TV series it's a star. If it just wanders around, it's a planet.

    But then how do you define major and hit?

    1. Re:O/T Re:Definition by wasted · · Score: 1

      Major - An O4 in the US Army, Air Force, or Marines, or equivalent grade in services of other countries.

      Hit - A ball that makes contact with the bat and enters the field of play in such a way that the batter makes it to first base.

    2. Re:O/T Re:Definition by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      So a star is under fire in a spheroidal object. Sounds perfect.

      Not so sure about the planet walking around, though.... :-D

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  39. definition of a star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A planet that's on fire.

    Duh.

  40. It shouldn't be that hard. by Corbin+Dallas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    problems for astronomers, who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars.

    It's not as sexy as having a word like "planet", but all this confusion could be eliminated with a basic classification system that took into account distinguishing characteristics besides just it's mass.

    As an example, one could define these objects through two primary attributes: The body's mass and the mass of that which it orbits. As I don't have exact mass data at hand, this example will use the following over-simplifications:

    S = Solar Mass
    G = Gas Giant Mass
    R = Rock Planet Mass
    M = Minor Mass ( appx Phobos to Pluto )
    A = Asteroid Mass
    D = Debrit ( 1m or smaller )

    Of course, the real system would use exact scientific measurments rather than these crude examples.

    Earth = SR ( Rock Planet Mass orbiting a Solar Mass )
    Jupiter = SG ( Gas Giant Mass orbiting a Solar Mass )
    Pluto = SM ( Minor Mass orbiting a Solar Mass )
    Titan = GR ( Rock Planet Mass orbiting a Gas Giant Mass )
    etc
    etc

    You could even create a symbol to represent the galactic center, which could be used in relation to stars and other free roaming bodies. Binary stars can be represented using SS, since they're orbiting each other.

    Anyway, the point is that you can not come up with solid definitions of these bodies on mass alone. Take into account other major factors as this example does.

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    1. Re:It shouldn't be that hard. by farmhick · · Score: 1
      Good system, at least as a thought experiment. But one minor correction is needed.
      Binary stars can be represented using SS, ....


      Obviously, we should use '69' to represent them. This would also give Seinfeld a new line of jokes if he ever goes to a planetarium again.
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    2. Re:It shouldn't be that hard. by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      Personally I like the idea of having class "M" planets and everything else crap idea...

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    3. Re:It shouldn't be that hard. by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I propose the addition of H for Black Hole mass (which would do for the galactic center), and appending a superscripted + to indicate whether or not fusion is occurring.

    4. Re:It shouldn't be that hard. by lumpenprole · · Score: 1

      You think a Jewish comedian wouldn't make some jokes about the SS classification? Cause I know I would.

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  41. Re:Other Planets in Galaxy May Have Layer of Diamo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, I'm not a girl so diamonds really don't do it for me.

  42. brown dwarf by boaboy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Also in the same story, news of a brown dwarf...

    My God, man! An oompa loompa!

    1. Re:brown dwarf by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1

      Oompa Loompas are orange.

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  43. Simpsons's Alien? by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Homer: I'd like to answer any questions regarding the alien, any questions at all.
    Dr Hibbert: Yes. Is the doctor carbon based or silicon based?
    Homer: Uhhh, the second one, Zillifone.

  44. Puny humans! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

    Always labeling things.

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  45. Re:Other Planets in Galaxy May Have Layer of Diamo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can make computers out of them :o

  46. hmm by pyth · · Score: 1

    No point in trying to make formal mutually exclusive labels for something which is so obviously a continuum.

  47. Planets? by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you and I don't care what you tell me but when I look up I see a bunch of stars and a really big one that my family named the Moon. When I look down I see a planet. In the daytime I see a Sun. My formal definition:
    Stars are bright at night and Sun(s) are bright during the day.

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    1. Re:Planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you going to do to back up that definition? Tell all the other "stars" that have planets orbiting "shhh.... it's night time. You're not supposed to be bright right now."

  48. Just more of the mini-craze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's now going to be mini-this and mini-that. He's just trying to milk the mini craze!

    mini-AC

  49. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the first thing I thought of too... I was actually surprised that the post that mentioned it was half way down the page of comments and not right up the top.

  50. i always thought atmosphere was important by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    mercury, to me, is a moon orbitting the sun

    titan, to me, is worthy of being considered a planet on the same level as earth or venus

    and then there are gas giants, stars, and all the little bits (comets, asteorids, etc.)

    so to me, phobos and deimos are not moons: they are still asteroids, they just happen to orbit mars instead

    and i really believe considering the characteristics of the object separately from what it orbits is way more important

    our current nomenclature seems obsessed with what an object orbits, which really seems less important to me

    so there you have it: moons (round rock without atmosphere), planets (round rock with atmosphere), gas giant (cold ball of gas), star (burning ball of gas), extra non round bits

    that's it

    the point is: what orbits what is a completely different dimension of understanding things

    and so what orbits what should be a completely different naming convention, maybe a prefix to the words "planet", "moon"... solar moon (mercury), terrestrial asteroid (phobos and deimos), terrestrial planet (titan)

    furthermore, you could indicate orbital characteristics: retrograde, non-circular, etc.

    and then we get into the concept of binary objects, and orbits in systems with more than one dominant gravitaitonal center

    oh joy...

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    1. Re:i always thought atmosphere was important by m50d · · Score: 1

      What it orbits makes it easier to have a hierarchy and classify things. Using your definition we'd have to call Io and Titan planets, and they rank higher up than Mercury even though that orbits a star in its own right.

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    2. Re:i always thought atmosphere was important by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      You can't go entirely by that. For example, the moon is pretty large compared to the earth, more than 1% of the planet's mass. Would that make us a double planet? Afterall, there are double stars with a higher mass ratio.

      Part of what makes Titan interesting is its atmosphere and the presence of methane, potentially in solid and liquid form. Mercury is far too close to the sun to have an atmosphere; anything it had has been heated to escape velocity.

      OTOH, Mercury has a pretty strong magnetic field for something that rotates so slowly. It must be almost entirely iron under the crust, and while that might not interest geeks such as we, I am sure that at some point it will become very interesting to some humans.

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  51. Hmm... What makes a planet? by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pulling together some suggestions seen in other threads with my own thoughts:

    A star: Generates energy by sustained, large-scale fusion reactions.
    A brown dwarf: A 'failed' star with less than the minimum mass necessary for sustained large-scale fusion, but enough to generate either minimal fusion reactions or to glow by the energy of it's slow gravitational contraction. To be honest, I can't think of any non-arbitrary distinction between a brown dwarf and a large gas giant, just as there is a continuous spectrum between a centrally-planned and free-market economy.
    A planet: Is massive enough to form itself into a sphere or ellipsoid and orbits a star in a stable orbit uniquely it's own (ie is not shared with other orbiting bodies, and is circular or some semblance thereof).
    A moon: A natural satellite that orbits a planet in an orbit uniquely it's own (re: is not a ring particle).
    An asteroid: An object, not any of the above, that orbits a star and does not contain significant deposits of volatile compounds.
    A comet: An asteroid that does contain significant amounts of volatile compounds.

    By my system, Ceres is an asteroid, because it does not have it's orbit to itself. Pluto is a planet because it can pull itself into a sphere, and possesses it's own (admittedly rather elliptical) orbit. The KBOs are all asteroids or dormant comets, because they either lack the mass to shape themselves or share orbits with other KBOs.

    1. Re:Hmm... What makes a planet? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Still, we lack any defined thresholds -- and in fact, it wouldn't make sense to define them. In a certain class of rocks (the rocks we find on Earth and are still called "single rocks"), we have named small rocks as pebbles, and big rocks as boulders. Now, where is the boundary between the former and the latter?

      The difference between a planet and an asteroid is more a political one. I've even once heard a very important argument saying that "Pluto is a planet because without it, there wouldn't be any discovered by an American astronomer". This is but a sick joke, but to be honest, it pretty much sums the value of this discussion: there is no practical reason to back either side, just emotional ones.

      In an attempt to paint the view of a semi-aware person, let me list the pros and cons that I remember after more than 5 years after reading about Pluto the last time. This should be pretty typical for a moderately erudite layman.

      Pros:
      * Pluto orbits the sun on its own, and is a lot bigger than any other rock in its area
      * it has a moon (Charon)
      * historically it was always called a planet
      * it's 12 times bigger than the biggest thing called unanimously an asteroid

      Cons:
      * Pluto is only 1/10 the size of the smallest planet in the Solar System
      * it's just a chunk of ice
      * it has a lot of smaller chunks of ice flying in similar orbits
      * it acts like a peer to Charon rather than "controlling" it (they rotate around a spot between them instead of having the center of mass only slightly shifted from the center of the main body)

      The bottom line: it doesn't really matter how we call Pluto, it's just a name anyway.
      Now, let's go to Wikipedia or something...

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    2. Re:Hmm... What makes a planet? by Scarblac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Strictly the speaking, Earth and the Moon are pretty much dual planets (their common center of gravity lies in between them, for instance). When you plot their orbits around the sun, they're very similar, just wobbling around each other twelve or so times per orbit - that's not so much.

      Which would make them asteroids in your system, I think.

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    3. Re:Hmm... What makes a planet? by frankie · · Score: 1

      I dispute your unique orbit criterion. It wouldn't be impossible for two substantial planets to form at L4/L5 points. Note: the masses have to differ by at least 25x or random perturbation will eventually collide them. That leaves plenty of room for pairings, e.g. a Saturn-size gas giant and a rocky world 3x the mass of earth could share an orbit.

  52. Re:Let's start with... something.Re:Planet Definit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A rose by any other name still smells as sweet.

  53. I called a local college professor to find out... by Jaidon · · Score: 2, Funny
    ..."what separates planets from stars."

    ME: Hey professor! What separates planets from stars?

    PROFESSOR: Space. Or about 2,500 to 50,000 Kelvin.

    ME: Thanks professor!

  54. That was my defintiion as well by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    What sprang to my mind first was, "If it hurts to stand on, it's a star".

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    1. Re:That was my defintiion as well by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it'd probably hurt quite a lot to be standing on jupiter (choking in the poisonous atmosphere, not to mention getting crushed under your own weight by the the gravity...)

    2. Re:That was my defintiion as well by CitizenJohnJohn · · Score: 1

      Venus would be no fun either.

  55. "Failed Star" is insensitive by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    Maybe a brown dwarf is just still a star in training? It just didn't get fed enough as a kid, but it could have hope someday, couldn't it? It's so cruel to just label it "failed" and leave it in misery... It could get a job on the set of a sci-fi show or something, you never know.

  56. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by RubberDogBone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's that reporter for Space.com, Robert Roy Britt.

    He has a habit of using the word "solar" for non-solar topics, and of course the Space.com stories end up on the wire services and are repeated by hundreds of TV talking heads. All that does is make the problem worse. It's bad enough that most people don't even know the name of their star. We don't need them attaching that name to totally unrelated objects.

    Here's an unedited quote from him regarding a complaint on the same subject from one of his previous stories:

    Thanks for your note. You are correct in the strict sense, but astronomy and language are evolving. We now know of many other systems that look familiar. And many astronomers have come use the term "solar system" to describe other planetary systems. It's becoming a bit like Kleenex in its generic usage.

    I'm all for accuracy, but I think also that language is fluid, and if astronomers use the term interchangeably, then I think it's best I do so,
    too. I also find it the most convenient term to convey a system of planets with a central star -- and there are hints of lone, wandering planets not
    hosted by a star, so a distinction is helpful (at least until the latter situation is sorted out). I appreciate hearing from you because notes like
    yours help me frame my approach to writing.

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  57. why define planet in an all conclusive manner? by Hellasboy · · Score: 1

    I think we should define a planet as a celsestial body that can support multi-organism life.

    otherwise it's an asteroid, comet, celestial body, whatever.

    would that mean that this solar system doesn't have 9 planets? yes it would. it doesn't change the fact that we still have 9 celestial bodies in the vicinity.

    Why are we trying to hang on to old definitions that don't make sense? Because our ancestors used them? Advance, make progress people.

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  58. There already are a lot of diamonds. by Ghostgate · · Score: 1

    DeBeers is essentially a cartel, and keeps the price of diamonds high by keeping diamonds artificially scarce, as well as using a very successful marketing campaign that goes back something like 70 years - basically, they were the ones who started the idea of a diamond being the primary engagement gift. There are many gems that are more rare than diamonds, though, and not nearly as expensive.

    1. Re:There already are a lot of diamonds. by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Yes, the diamond jewelry market is entirely artificially created, women have been brainwashed to believe this imaginary fairy-tale about symbols of undying love, men have been brainwashed to mindlessly crack open their wallets every time and waste an awful lot of money on this unnecessary rubbish. It's totally imaginary, a make-believe world, virtual products, it's like buying vapour. Yet our unquestioning gullibility keeps us hanging on every word their massive marketing machine says. I for one wish that someone would bring tonnes of diamonds back from an extra-solar planet and dump them in the streets, so that women would finally realise that diamonds don't actually have any value.

    2. Re:There already are a lot of diamonds. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that the slice and dice of production and sales price balance in the diamond world makes the history of OPEC, drug lords, royal families or prohibition gangsters look tame at times.

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  59. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

    All your sol-ar belong to us?

    sorry

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  60. definitions are easy... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    If bruce willis is trying to protect it...it's a planet.

    If he's trying to blow it up...it's an asteroid.

    If you wish you could throw him into it and watching him vaporize...it's a star.

    I call it the willis theory of astronomy

    (movies stars...is there any problem they can't solve?)

  61. Stars from plants??? by Eminence · · Score: 1

    I was sure that was historically settled. Stars shine. Planets reflect. And that's all. Who needs anything more?

  62. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    Not like they'd be reading this or anything, but I would propose to Mr. Britt and all those astronomers out there wanting a phrase to describe more succinctly "a star and the system of other bodies associated with it", that they use the similar-sounding term "stellar system" instead. Stellar, being a word for things relating to stars in general, and not necessarily to our star, The Sun (which, contrary to the OP, is not actually called Sol in any scientific circles, as much as you and I might wish it were. Likewise, it's The Moon, not Luna, and The Earth, not Terra).

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  63. Mini solar system? by sulli · · Score: 1

    Lame. I want a solar system shuffle.

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    1. Re:Mini solar system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way man. Any REAL solar system has to support SIMD vector processing.

  64. Then my marble is a planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See the subject.

  65. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by sageo · · Score: 1

    What happens if we send out a solar powered craft and it goes beyond the reach of sol? does its name then change? - member of the "strange star system" power group.

  66. Re:OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strange mini solar system found...in your pants.

    The dinner is prepared!!!

  67. Could a brown dwarf be jump-started? by serutan · · Score: 1

    The article mentions that a brown dwarf is an object not quite massive enough to jump-start a fusion reaction and become a star. Could a collision with another object such as a large asteroid provide the needed energy and cause a brown dwarf to ignite? I wonder if future astrophysicists will do such colossal experiments.

    1. Re:Could a brown dwarf be jump-started? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late!

      It's been done (will be done?) to Jupiter.

      AC Clarke - 2010.

    2. Re:Could a brown dwarf be jump-started? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pesky Humans, always throwing objects at other objects. Can't you leave stuff alone?

  68. Leave differentiation to the experts? by Meetch · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Looking here, I see lots of what I would normally consider insightful input into what could be eventual definitions of stars, supergiants, planets, asteroids and pebbles. However, as was mentioned the definitions are simply going to have to evolve with our understanding.

    Would The Earth cease to be a planet just because something threw it forever out of our solar system? (Well actually, for now almost certainly yes, 'cos then there'd be no humans to define "planet" ;). At what point does an asteroid have to collect enough dust and become spherical enough to become a planet? Not all planets are spherical - Mercury is more elliptical from memory, thanks to effects of being in close proximity to a star... errr, the Sun. They wouldn't even have to necessarily spin - though that would help with roundness.

    Also from recollection of earlier dictionaries, our moon would become a planet (or planetoid?) if some catastrophe yanked it away from the earth, to forever go around the sun - because it wouldn't then be a body orbiting a planet - a simple, but rock solid definition IMHO. Oh but hang on, what about all those little rocks orbiting Earth???

    In that respect remember that some definitions are probably inherently transitional, depending on what they are doing. If it's a rock orbiting a sun, it's an asteroid, around a planet then it's a moon, if it's become round (has enough gravitational pull to hold itself together?) then it's a planet if it's going around a Sun - or is it, because what if the planet escapes?

    I believe the dictionary definition of "moon" is pretty good already, but as for the rest... I hope you can see what I mean because it gives me a headache! If we set a strict definition of a type of celestial body, and then suddenly we discover that there are so many more bodies that just don't quite fit the category, then what? I don't fancy taking liquid paper to my dictionary. So I will leave splitting those hairs to the experts.

    1. Re:Leave differentiation to the experts? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I would have to argue that even "moon" is suspect. Objects like the Earth's moon and things like the Galileian moons, Titan and Triton can give even definitions you may think of as a moon some heartburn.

      Luna (the Earth's Moon) is large enough to be called a planet in its own right, and if it were orbiting the Sun independently would perhaps be called exactly that. As with the other objects like Quoar, Chiron, Pluto, and others, this definition really needs to be looked at more closely.

      I believe that classification of celestial objects need to be more mass-based, or based on physical characteristics that are universal rather than the physical location where they just happen to be at the moment. Doing something that allows you to classify everything from grains of sand to superheavy stars that are 10 000 x the size of our Sun.

      Sand: Objects small enough that when they aggrigate can fuse together through chemical binding.

      Gravel/Rocks: Objects Large enough to be held and counted individually, even when aggrigated. (Antropormorphic definition....it could be improved)

      Boulders: Objects large enough to crush any organic item when on a planet, even when not moving, but small enough that gravity does not act as a major binding force to keep it together.

      Asteroids: Objects large enough to have measureable gravity and is a factor to keep the object together. Gravity is low enough that the shape is usually irregular (not spherical). BTW, this would end up including most of what are called moons in the solar system, including Phobos, Deimos, and most of moons of the outer solar system.

      Moons: Objects large enough that gravity pushes the object to have a generally spherical shape. Gaseous atmospheres are generally unmeasureable except to nitpickers and landing on one of these objects can be done ignoring gasses already present. BTW, this definition would likely include some asteroids (Ceres, Vesta) and some larger moons like the Earth's moon. This might even include Mercury.

      Planets: Measureable and substantial atmospheres, but the dominating feature is still made up of solid and/or liquid materials. In order to have to draw a line here, roughly 90% of the mass of the planet is in the form of solid or liquid materials. This definition would make Titan a planet.

      Gas sub-giant: An object where the atmosphere is a dominating feature, but still less than 90% of the mass of the planet.

      Gas Giant: An object that is more than 90% gaseous, with Hydrogen, Helium, and other light elements being a major feature. While heat energy is being released by gravitational contraction, it is not a major feature.

      Gas Super-Giant: Depending on age, the energy released from gravitation contraction is a major feature. Nuclear fusion is largely not occuring and does not influence the structure of this object.

      Star: Nuclear fusion is a major feature, and when hydrogen dominates the structure of the object it can be placed on the "Main Sequence" depending on size.

      I know that the defintions here are arbitrary, but other than trying to define the difference between a rock and a boulder it is pretty clear. There is some fuzziness due to being right on the boundary between defintions, but that is true for any classification system. Try to define the difference between red and yellow if you were classifying different wavelengths of visible light by color.

    2. Re:Leave differentiation to the experts? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Luna (the Earth's Moon) is large enough to be called a planet in its own right, and if it were orbiting the Sun independently would perhaps be called exactly that.

      In a sense, it is. The Sun's gravitational pull on Luna is about double that of Earth.

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    3. Re:Leave differentiation to the experts? by zod1025 · · Score: 1

      I think you are getting into too much detail. People are having trouble with easy stuff like whether something is a planet or a moon!

      Looking at all our astronomy observations so far, I'd say that these are the key dividing characteristics:
      - Is it massive enough to Fuse hydrogen? (high mass)
      - Is it massive enough to be Spherical? (medium mass)
      - Does it Orbit anything else?

      Using these dividers, we have:
      - Star: an object massive enough for fusion to occur within it
      - Planet: an object of medium mass (spherical, non-fusing) orbiting a star
      - Planetoid: an object of low mass (not spherical, not fusing) that orbits nothing
      - Asteroid: an object of low mass that orbits a Star
      - Moon: an object of low/medium mass that orbits a Planet
      - Doublet: a pair of orbiting objects with a common center of gravity outside them both that together fit one of the descriptions above (double planet, double star, etc)

      It's as simple as that. The Moon is a moon, as is Titan. Mercury, Ceres, Quaoar... planets. Pluto-Charon is a double planet for their center of gravity, while Earth-Moon isn't. Mars' moons are moons, not asteroids. An extrastellar super-Jupiter planet orbiting some other Star is a Planet if it isn't fusing, it's a star on its own if it is fusing. Comets - special case of asteroids, icy with eccentric orbits... but then you're getting into the atmosphere / makeup discussion rather than the broader size / orbit.

      I agree with your sentiments, you can nit-pick your way deep into the spectrum of what's out there, but as long as we stick to the meaningful boundaries then we have a meaningful system.

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    4. Re:Leave differentiation to the experts? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The problem with describing what is a "moon" is that there is the current philosophy that a planet must be involved in order to call it a moon.

      I think that is wrong, and it fails to deal with objects that orbit only the galactic core, which includes many items much smaller than brown dwarfs that we can't see right now with telescopes. It also doesn't deal with things like Ida/Gaspra which is a dual asteroid system, although you can in theory call Gaspra the "moon" of Ida in the sense that its mass is substantially smaller.

      The term "moon" applied to other objects comes up from Gallileo trying to apply a term to the objects he saw going around Jupiter. It turns out that the universe is far more complex than he ever could have imagined, and that is where the difficulty arises. In this sense, if you want to call the Earth's Moon a moon, similar objects can also be caracterized as such.

      Then the next question is if you base that classification on what they orbit (the galactic core, a star, or a planet), or merely on their mass and general manefestations related to that (if they have an atmosphere, are spherical, and have an escape velocity > 0.0001 m/s).

  69. You've seen nothing yet by Batte · · Score: 1, Funny

    My teamleader thinks he's a star, and he often emits huge gas clouds. My boss, on the other hand, is a friggin' planet, and she drives a Galaxy because it's the only thing she fits in. Back to the drawing board with those definitions, boys.

  70. Definition by GrabtharsHammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    planet n.
    Big lump of stuff, roundish, spinning a bit, usually orbiting a, um, star thingy. Might have aliens on, but probably not. Probably.

  71. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    What happens? Probably not much because the sunlight is really, really weak at that distance. Any ship expecting to do useful work out that far would have to use another power source. With our current technology, Mars is about the outer boundary for effective solar power. Including all the fringe planetoids, Oort clouds and other leftover junk, the Solar system is roughly 9,000,000,000,000 miles in diameter. Big. Vast. Empty.

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  72. it's a small wwworld after all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    robbIE steps on /.'s pedigree with whoreabull MiSuse of the patentdead PostBlock censorship devise?
    (Score: mynuts won, fauxking corepirate nazis' puppets on a string)
    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 08, @03:56AM (#11604730)

    what some fools will do for a little more monIE?

    lookout bullow.

    all is not lost?

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators, supplying additional resources as needed, since/until forever. see you there?

  73. to separate apples and oranges... by Rado.hr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Astronomers indeed have a very good idea what is a star and what is a planet! =) We might brag about if Pluto is a planet or not, but there's just no dispute whether something that burns nuclear fuel is a star or a giant planet set on fire by some neanderthals in a dense wood, or some President with a finger on the button... And if it orbits around bigger body while being cold, there's a fat chance it is not a star. Unless there's Holywood sign on some hill. Or it might harbour semi-intelligent life that belives everything revolves around them, but in that case we're talking law of relativity, and it doesn't have much to do with intelligence, for nature laws are quite happy even if they're not discovered by self-proclaimed intelligent life forms. :)

  74. I know I know by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars

    Space! Mostly a vacuume, but with small charged particles 'heated' to ~4 degrees K.

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  75. Mini Solar System by mike1086 · · Score: 1

    Its on Orians' belt.

    Or that a whole mini universe.

  76. It means... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...that you can't spell hypocrite and either can't be bothered right-clicking and choosing "Dictionary" or you use a browser that sucks. (-:

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    1. Re:It means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think more people on /. need to smoke weed (or more of it).. I am picking up a lot of agression today.. oh well.. back to the bong

  77. controversy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The controversy had nothing to do with the possibilities of life - it was entirely regarding whether the planets existed or not.

  78. tha'ts my whole point by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    what it orbits, by right, should be less important than it is

    titan is far more interesting than mercury

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  79. definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All objects could be "celestial objects." Anything that orbits it, is a "drabant" whether they are what we today call stars or planets. Then, use its size, mass, sphericalness and various other physical and chemical properties and add those numbers to its name. That way we don't need to come up with sharp lines between planets, stars and aseroids.

  80. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Portuguese speakers call Sun Sol, Earth Terra, and Moon Lua (instead of Luna). Spanish speakers call Sun Sol, Earth Tierra, and Moon Luna.

  81. Some mini solar system - it's HUGE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who's disappointed that this mini solar system wasn't discovered on a speck of dust on a dandelion?

  82. Bzzzt by gzunk · · Score: 1

    Strictly speaking the Earth Moon Center of gravity lies in between them, but is contained within the earth, which to me would indicate the "dominant" partner.

    1. Re:Bzzzt by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Oops. I stand corrected. I thought it was outside the earth (obviously, the fact that the center is between the two centers is a bit trivial...)

      Which makes my whole point irrelevant. Please treat that insightful mod someone gave me as belonging to you.

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    2. Re:Bzzzt by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I think when I was a kid and reading dozens of Star Trek books, I read that Earth-Moon was a dual planet with the center of mass somewhere in the space between them. But at some point I started writing some far-future sci-fi story of my own, in which the Earth and the Moon had actually been connected, and I decided to look the issue up in the World Book Encyclopedia. I remember drawing a scale diagram on notebook paper, where I defined the distance between lines to be some large enough distance to make the diagram work, and plotting the center of mass and discovering that what I had read from Star Trek was wrong.

      Made for a fun summer afternoon, though. At least, for a geek like me.

    3. Re:Bzzzt by lgw · · Score: 1

      The Sol-Jupiter center of mass is not contained within Sol - how does that fit in your system?

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  83. No chance of life.... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    I hate when scientists find a planet, and then just ignore it, saying there's no chance that there could be life. Life has evolved to survive in some pretty hard regions of earth, including the bottom of the ocean, where there isn't even any sunlight. What makes these scientists so sure there isn't any life.

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    1. Re:No chance of life.... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      It is more likely to find organical life on the surface of Sol, than on those planets, radiation-wise. Any self-reproducing structures to be considered life would make carbon-based and for example silicon-based life (if it exists) so much alike that they would be indistinguishable, while this would need to be a totally different type.

  84. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know exactly how to fix this:
    1. Disengage fingers from keyboard.
    2. Stand up.
    3. REMOVE STICK FROM ASS. Sheesh.

  85. No Lables. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Together, more problems for astronomers, who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars.

    It is rather funny how we humans need a way to pigeon hole everything we observe. And the more we observe the more pigeon holes we need to add. The universe didn't come with labels and many things are don't neatly fall in to a area. I think we have forgotten that language is created by humans and can and should be expanded to explain new things we observe. Maybe english needs a word that explains objects in less of a pigeon hold method and more of a gradient scale. I will use say we use the word. "blong" for something is more then something else like "Jupiter is planet blong star", quaz for something that is in the middle "Pluto is planet quaz asteriod"

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  86. where did you learn to spell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "planet-making disk"?
    Shouldn't that be "disc"

  87. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
    You have a point. I think I often just parsed "solar" as an adjective to "Sol". That'd make a solar system a "system of celestial bodies arranged in a manner similar to the Sol System" - something like that.

    Off topic; did Star Trek's Enterprise (the "Kirk" one) ever have a "Sol Drive" or "Sol Speed"? I seem to remember something like that. Been a while. Maybe our translators just couldn't make sense of "Warp" for a while.

  88. Re:Other Planets in Galaxy May Have Layer of Diamo by witte · · Score: 1

    ahhh... diamonds...
    Making her fake it like she never faked it before.

  89. Don't feel sorry for the astonomers by museumpeace · · Score: 1
    Shakespeare described their plight best:
    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
    This "problem" of finding, defining and categorizing the bewildering [at least to us non-astronomers] distribution of matter and energy out there is what they live for. If you want to feel sorry for astronomers, and perhaps a little for your own loss of wonders to behold, consider your governments dimwitted abandonment of basic science just because it does not leave enough in the NASA budget for nation building on Mars
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    1. Re:Don't feel sorry for the astonomers by tootlemonde · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shakespeare described their plight best

      Or, as Robert B. Laughlin, professor of physics at Stanford University and a 1998 Nobel laureate in physics, said recently:

      Physical law cannot generally be anticipated by pure thought, but must be discovered experimentally...

      The world we actually inhabit, as opposed to the happy idealization of modern scientific mythology, is filled with wonderful and important things we have not yet seen because we have not looked, or have not been able to look because of technical limitations. The great power of science is its ability, through brutal objectivity, to reveal to us truth we did not anticipate. In this it continues to be invaluable, and one of the greatest of human creations.

      "Brutal objectivity" is what limits most people, even the smartest. It is easy to become comfortable in our view of the universe and forget the uncomfortable process that brought us to this view in the first place.

      In fact, a comfortable view is almost a warning. When things fit together too well, there must be something wrong.

  90. Re:Other Planets in Galaxy May Have Layer of Diamo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm not a girl so diamonds really don't do it for me.

    With a large enough diamond, maybe the girl will do it to you?

  91. Hopefully, if you're on the planet, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hopefully, if you're on the planet, it's lots and lots of space that separates your planet from your star.

    Otherwise you won't be needing that research grant. :-)

    Thank you. I'll be here all week.

    1. Re:Hopefully, if you're on the planet, ... by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I'll be here all week.

      Aw, fuck.

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  92. Take your pictures now by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Hubble is going submarine soon. More militarization of space. Protect us from the Brown Dwarf aliens and their non christian lifestyle.

  93. Over Building their Definition by Nothing+Special · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps this was addressed in an earlier post, but I think they are trying to build an all-encompassing definition. If they continue to build additions and corrolaries onto the definiton of the word "Planet" it will become ever more ill-fitting to any of the various objects they are decribing. What is really needed are more words to describe them. Perhaps something as simple as working a little genus/species into the cataloging system would help to clear up the confusion and give a working definition, e.g. Just as all Primates are not humans, all planets do not (as we now know) revolve around a star...and if calling planets roaming planets or orbiting planets to clear up their state of being, well all the better for us.

  94. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Teancum · · Score: 1

    This is almost like the terms apogee and perigee that get transformed to things like apohelion and perihelion or apojove and perijove. They all refer to defintions of point in an orbit, but also refer to the object that item is orbiting.

    I would have to agree with you that there is really only one Solar System, but there needs to be a more generic term, and at the moment solar system happens to be handy absent any other reasonable term (like "star system" that seems to indicate only collections of stars alone, not with planets).

    BTW, the name of our sun is simply "The Sun". Sol is the name of the Sun in Latin, hence solar (because acedemic high brows think anglo-saxon terms are insufficient for scientific descriptions). If you were speaking a romance language derived from Latin, you would already know that the name of our star is Sol, as that is the word used to describe it in those languages.

    Science Fiction writers, because of necessity due to a lack of vocabulary, tend to use the Latin term of Sol for our sun when specifically describing the star that the Earth (old home Terra, another Latin term there) orbits and is dominated by. The big ball of nuclear fusion in the sky around on any other planet in SF stories is also simply called "The Sun". By using Latin in these cases, it also makes the stories seem a little more exotic.

    From my own viewpoint, talking about "the Earth" and "the Sun" is just fine, and I like the Anglo-Saxon terms very well. As an English speaker, I don't need the Latin terms.

    Unfortunately, because this is a relatively new area the terminology is still not nailed down, and science journalists are not very good at coining new terms. Instead they rely on the researchers to come up with the terminology, which in this case is seriously lagging behind what needs to be described.

  95. A moon perhaps? by aurelian · · Score: 1
    I agree, perhaps rather than saying 'orbits a fusor', he should say 'orbits a fusor or isolated non-fusor' where 'isolated' is defined in terms of some distance, e.g. no fusor within 1000 AU or something.

    Note also that you should probably add 'more massive', i.e. 'orbits a fusor or more massive isolated non fusor'.

    Also I'd replace 'fusor' with 'star' because that's clear enough.

  96. Pluto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -isn't already referred to as any other type of object by convention

    Err, convention can be wrong. Are you saying that once astronomers label an object, it's stuck with that label forever, even if it turns out to be incorrect? What about Pluto, for example?

    1. Re:Pluto? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am saying that. Pluto is a planet because that's what we call it. Pluto will be called a planet forever.

      This is actually easy to understand, as it's a tautology. Pluto is called a planet because we call it a planet. No astronomer is confused about Pluto's true nature as Kuiper belt object, because they can distinguish between the object and the name of the object.

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    2. Re:Pluto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then, by your logic my computer is an elephant, since that's what I call it. In fact, to use your exact words:

      "Yes, I am saying that. My computer is an elephant because that's what we call it. My computer will be called an elephant forever."

      Definitions change, you know. Take the Sun, for example. The ancient Greeks and Romans didn't view the Sun as a mere star, they thought it was a God. So, to use your words again:

      "The Sun is a god because that's what we call it. The Sun will be called a god forever."

      Do YOU call the Sun a god?

      Defending your assertion by calling it a "tautology" is ridiculous. If Pluto is actually an object from an asteroid belt (as it no doubt is), then it should be called that, not a planet. There's no reason to keep the same false label, just because it already exists. To do that would basically go against ALL scientific efforts in any field. After all, why try to discover the true nature of something if it's already got a name, right? We should just stop science right here!

    3. Re:Pluto? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      You know what's ridiculous? Your propensity to get agitated over insignificant things.

      Pluto is a planet because we call it a planet. You don't have to believe me even though I made up the definition myself. Look at all the scientists who are right now arguing that Pluto should be called a planet; their main point is that Pluto should be a planet because that's what we have always called it.

      As I mentioned before, astronomers can easily distinguish between the name of the object, and the object itself. Why can't you?

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    4. Re:Pluto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My computer is an elephant because I call it an elephant.

      To say that the main argument for "pro-planet" scientists is "because that's what we have always called it" is, well, uneducated. Perhaps you should take some basic astronomy courses to become educated in the debate -- I know I have, and it's just unfair that only one of us is mentally prepared.

      As I said, the "it's always been that way" argument is NOT a valid one. Otherwise, my computer would be an elephant, and the sun (along with the earth and pretty much every other heavenly body) would be a god.

      And, you didn't answer my question: do you call the sun a god?

      By the way, the personal attack the beginning of your post is another sign of bad arguing. If you don't have a valid argument, then don't say anything at all.

    5. Re:Pluto? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      You know what? You can eat my cum, motherfucker.

      There's always one asshole like you in the bunch, taking a question that was meant in fun and FUCKING THE HELL out of it. Are you an ant-fucker? I think you are, because you pick the tiniest little detail and decide that you've got to hump it.

      Go fuck yourself. Pluto's a planet because that's what we call it. Your computer is an elephant, presumably because you view gay porn on it. Either way, I don't give a fuck, anonymous coward.

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  97. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 Funny Troll.

  98. And now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...cue jokes about Bush's proposed expedition to the Sun.

  99. Star and planet definitiions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star:
    Heavenly body with a mass large enough to sustain a gravity induced fusion reaction indefinitely.

    Planet:
    Heavenly body with a mass not large enough to sustain a gravity induced fusion reaction.

  100. In Japanese by dirtsurfer · · Score: 3, Informative

    the word "hoshi" means both planet and star.

    So we live on a hoshi, and all the bright things you see in the sky are also hoshi's.

  101. Borderline Cases by radtea · · Score: 1


    In borderline cases concepts proliferate.

    The universe is not populated by natural kinds--groups of individual entities that "naturally" fall into distinct classes. Apparently because of parsimonious physical laws and fairly deep, narrow ecological optima, we do find lots of things that are pretty similar to each other because their existence is possible only within relatively narrow physical bounds or they are the result of selective processes that don't allow for a lot of latitude.

    However, despite a couple of millenia of bad philosophy, we should not be fooled into believing that because most of the time we can group things into convenient categories that that will always be the case, and when we have very few examples of individuals in a given category (the nine planets in the solar system, for example) we can expect that our categorization criteria will undergo radical change as we discover more more-or-less similar individuals. And not only will our categorization criteria change: the categories themselves will change, as we try to find the most epistemologically efficient means of grouping individuals.

    "Efficiency" in this case is measured by some combination of keeping the number of classes as small as possible for our purposes, and practical ease of categorization (there's no point in having a very small number of classes if the criteria for membership are practially impossible to apply.)

    So asking "What is a planet REALLY?" is the wrong question. The right question is: "What is the most useful classification scheme for these objects, given our purposes as human beings?"

    --Tom

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  102. Dilbert's Boss found by CBob · · Score: 1

    ("Astrophysically it's important and interesting," Weintraub said of the pulsar planet work. "But these planets are irrelevant to questions of life in the universe.")

    So, in the 15 or so billion year life of the universe only "now" matters.

    Now excuse me while I go look up the list of lifeforms known to live on brown dwarves and gas giants.

  103. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    It's times like these when I wish there was a "+1, Pedantic" mod.

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  104. equipment can only detect "odd" solar systems by peter303 · · Score: 1

    In general only the fast, large, or hot planetoid bodies can seen because they have the strongest IR or doppler signals. Several space-based probes planned in the next decade will get closer the earth-like planets in capability.

  105. Re:Stars from planets??? by fgb · · Score: 1

    Neutron stars reflect.

  106. stars are on fire by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    who still don't have a basic definition for the word planet or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars."

    Here's an easy way to remember, stars are on fire, planets are not.

  107. Re:Other Planets in Galaxy May Have Layer of Diamo by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    That's no moon, it's an engagement ring!

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  108. The difference between planets and stars? by e.m.rainey · · Score: 1

    or a firm idea of what separates planets from stars.

    Perhaps planets are bodies that don't have nuclear fusion going on in their cores, do not self-generate light, and are non-plasma material on their surface?

    But seriously, how can one not draw a distinction?

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  109. Assumption of "natural objects" is questionable by bradbury · · Score: 1
    The fundamental problem with many astronomical observations today is that astronomers and astrophysicists try to fit *everything* to the assumption that it must be "natural". Yet if the work by Lineweaver's group is correct, ~70% of the "Earth's" in our galaxy are *older* than ours -- some much (as much as a few billion years) older than ours. So the galaxy may well be populated by civilizations far more advanced than our own. They don't care about us (worms are to us as we are to them), there are no UFOs, classical SETI will probably fail, etc. However(!) if we look carefully we may be able to detect their activities.

    In the construction of Matrioshka Brains (previously discussed on /. here) one has the common choices found in software development. "Do we do it top-down or bottom-up?" Taking an existing solar system (such as ours) and disassembling the asteroids and planets and eventually shrinking the star is the top-down approach and tends to be expensive (lifting material out of large gravity wells and relocating them within solar system volumes requires a great deal of energy and time). On the other hand optimizing the development of mini-solar systems could be the bottom-up approach as one avoids the expense of large gravity wells and one can optimize the construction of "computronium" as the dust cloud and brown dwarf evolve. One could imagine an advanced civilization structuring things such that they feed material into the brown dwarf such that they keep it just on the edge of becoming a star. Under ideal circumstances a civilization would like an energy source which produces the greatest amount of light (or IR) energy with the minimal amount of UV energy (which can break atomic bonds and is ultimately wasteful).

    If the only criteria the astronomers are using for their conclusions is an excess of IR radiation then they don't really have much of a basis for their proposal other than the bias that such observations must fit the perspective of "natural" objects rather than "engineered" objects.

  110. The definition is just a convention. by chanceH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reminds me of one of the trivia questions that I find most annoying:

    "What is the largest island?"

    To which I always want to reply "either Eurasia or Eurasia/Africa depending on if you think they are sufficiently connected".

    The question they are really trying to ask would be more honestly asked as: "What is the arbitrary cutoff point geographers have defined for 'Island', well at least the geographers we most recently talked to?"

    Conventions-through-grey-areas are great for assisting in information transmission and processing when you are clearly on one side of the grey area or the other. But in cases when you are right around the grey area, it actually hampers communication and effective thought when people forget that these words are just arbitrary defintions used to simplify things for our tiny primate brains.

  111. like Python said... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    "You don't vote to become a planet!"

    "Than I can be a planet!"

    "I, [insert the name of your favorite certified planet here], was deemed a planet by a bunch of eggheads, their clipboards clad by the shimmering moonlight, who had only seen one grain of sand but were making heady predictions about the seas for no other reason than to tout their own self worth"

    "Come and see the stupidity inherent in the nomenclature..."

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  112. Even Smaller Solar Systems by windopain · · Score: 1

    I have found billions of microgalaxies called molecules. There is live on almost all of them.
    Could we have found the Tao?

    windopain

  113. Jupiter just a failed star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a prof saying in a college astronomy class that he believed that jupiter was just a failed star.

    1. Re:Jupiter just a failed star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. He was talking about Jupiter Jackson, who "starred" in 70's Blacksploitation flick Foxy Mamas Packing Heat She was touted as the next Pam Grier, but now works for crack on Hollywood Blvd.

  114. Re:Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My yard = GRASS (Pair of Solar Masses orbiting one another orbiting an Asteroid Mass orbiting a Rock Planet Mass orbiting a Gas Giant Mass)

    Hmm. Ok maybe that last one doesn't describe what's growing in my yard afterall. I think I need some more funding to complete my uh "research".

  115. Objection! by serutan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am Blong, of the Quaz nebula. By using my name without permission you have violated galactic copysnark law. Your puny planet will be destrobulated in 65 metrons.

  116. Strange moderation... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    I appreciate the karma, but that was meant to be Funny, not Interesting....

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  117. Re:Solar? It's not Solar at all, morons by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    That's nice for them. In English they insist on using these special case the-This and the-That names.

    Personally I'm rooting for the Latin derivatives (Sol, Terra, Luna) but I don't expect it to catch on in English any time soon.

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  118. STOP THE MADNESS by real+gumby · · Score: 1

    First the Mini-me. Then the iPod mini. Mac mini. Now a whole solar system mini? OK, the Hummer and Super Size Me showed something broken with society, but this kind of overreaction is worse than the disease!

  119. Uranus [is a] gas giant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe yours is!

  120. Flaming balls of gas by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    TIMON: They're fireflies. Yeah, fireflies stuck in that great big...bluish-black thing.

    PUMBAA: And I always thought they were huge flaming balls of gas burning billions of miles away.

    TIMON: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.

  121. Could it? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    How much less?

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    Writers imply. Readers infer.
    1. Re:Could it? by True+Grit · · Score: 1
      How much less?

      Ouch! That should have been "couldn't care less".

      What can I say? I'm a habitual offender, a serial rapist of the English language. :)
    2. Re:Could it? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, me too.
      Hey, the bitch was askin' for it.
      Watchoogonnado?

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  122. Right Clicking & Sending Up An Airball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right click and get a Dictionary? Gee, I must use a browser that sucks. Whenever I right click, I get a list of links to anal porn.

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  123. They Might Be Gas Giants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about Uranus, but my anus IS a gas giant.

  124. Yep, that sounds like MSIE by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Whenever I right click, I get a list of links to anal porn.
    Bummer.

    Still, there are smelly individuals who deliberately set up their browsers like that that. Who would want mud on their wand?
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