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  1. How to save NASA on Russia Working on Soyuz Replacement · · Score: 0

    Give direct control of NASA over to the US Air Force!

  2. Re:There goes the civilization on Cities Built on Fertile Lands Affect Climate · · Score: 1

    Why is this Offtopic???? It was in response to something that was already off topic!!!

  3. Re:It's too late on The Simpsons Movie · · Score: 0

    I would take a Harvey Birdman movie as well!!!

    Habius Corpus, power of Attourney!!!

  4. Re:How could possibly be done without Troy McClure on The Simpsons Movie · · Score: 0

    Get the Guy who did Zapp Branagans voice in Futurama to play Troy McClure! They sound almost the same, infact Zapp Branagan was supposed to be voiced by Phil Hartman before he died.

  5. Re:There goes the civilization on Cities Built on Fertile Lands Affect Climate · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah but that will cause funds to be diverted from the Apollo Project and they citizens will revolt!

  6. Play a DVD on Good Demo System For A High-Bandwidth Link? · · Score: 0

    Using remote desktop from another machine with compression turned off!

  7. Great!!!! on The Ubiquitous LED Becomes More Ubiquitous · · Score: 0

    Now everyone will look like Vegas!

  8. Re:Mr. T on Next ISS Crew Incompatible · · Score: 1, Funny

    In 2004 a crack astronaut team was sent to outer space to replace a crew that didn't like one another. These men escaped from their Russian craft to the Underground of the ISS. Today, still wanted by NASA they survive in Low Earth orbit as soldiers of fourtune. If your satelite has a problem, if no other space agency can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the B-Team.

  9. What we shouldn't try to find out. on Beyond the Standard Model of Particle Physics · · Score: 0

    I don't think we should try to find out what the mass of the Higgs-boson particle is. Bad things tend to happen when you do that!!!

  10. Zero Point Energy and other Rants. on Beyond the Standard Model of Particle Physics · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just want them to find out if there is anyway to prove without a doubt that it exists. Also a way to capture some of that matter and it's antiparticles that are supposedly popping in and out of existance everywhere around us.

    I also want them to create a new form of matter and not another unstable form that only hangs around for a billionth of a second! I want some exotic forma of matter to be created that we can build stuff out of like cars, boats, planes, bridges etc....

    They always make stuff in the lab that only lasts a few billionths of a second, wht not make some weird matter that will last for a while...

  11. Re:Three games springs to mind on Can Illogical Videogames Still Be Enjoyable? · · Score: 0

    Players linked to robots fighting each other. Not realistic until 300 years?

    What, have you not seen battle bots?

  12. Dilbert Cartoon on Expert Says Glass Is Major Threat to Birds · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon where a bird complains about the "forcefield" that is really a Window.

  13. Scientists want to doom us all! on Scientists Create New Form of Matter · · Score: 0

    Someday this will probably happen:

    http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/strange.htm

    or this:

    http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/vacuum.htm

    or even this:

    http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/quantum.htm

    Mabye with nanotech this will happen:

    http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/graygoo.htm

    I feel great now!!!

  14. Re:Dual Outputs? on Nintendo's Mystery DS Portable Revealed · · Score: 0

    Yeah! That way when you play a first person game you are actually there!!!! All they need is motion sensors and away we go!!!!

  15. Re:Sending water on One-Way Ticket to Mars? · · Score: 0

    To heck with eating that! Just take a pee in the dry ice! Wooo hooo!

  16. Re:I'm starting a collection. on One-Way Ticket to Mars? · · Score: 0

    Great! Now we will have Planet of the Apes only this time it will be on mars!

  17. I bought the 300 dollor star destroyer for PARTS! on Lego Goes Back to the Basics: Building Blocks · · Score: 0

    That set has a realy good part/price ratio so I bought it just for the parts! Of course it was fun destorying the ship after I had assembled it! When i go to the LEGO store i look at all the sets, but not for what you can build on the box, but for all the cool pieces in them!

    BTW, KB Toys sometimes has clearance sales on LEGO sets I bought some sets for 80% of retail there!

    Does anyone else do this?

  18. Re:what I would like to see on Lego Goes Back to the Basics: Building Blocks · · Score: 0

    I bought the giant star destroyer just for parts! JUST FOR PARTS! I assembled it and it was intact for 1 month and then my urge to tear it down and make it into other STAR TREK type ships overwhelmed me!!! The Imperial Star Destroyer is a good buy just for parts and i may just buy another one just for the parts!!!

  19. Re:Idiot. on Your Own Mecha · · Score: 0

    Watching Neon Genesis Evangellion is like drinking a year old pan galactic gargle blaster!

  20. Outsource NASA on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 0

    Mabye we should just outsource the entire space program to Russia. Just give them money and a date by which they have to reach that goal. And the sooner they acomplish that goal the more money they get. I thin 10 billion dollars is more than enough to setup a moonbase if you are paying russians to do it. Plus they need to finally fly a man to the moon anyways.

  21. Quake III on Downloadable Origami Motorcycles · · Score: 0

    Anyone have a quake III to papercutout pattern making program??

  22. I can see it now. on Linux Goes to Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news Lawyers from SCO have become the first humans on mars after they discovered Linux running on the Mars Rover. The accomplished this more easily than NASA because SCO Lawyers do not require Oxygen or any form of "conventional" life support, just pure evil. Explaining the 10 suitcases of MS-Windows XP CD's that accompanied the Lawyers on their mission to Mars. How the Lawyers left Earth remains a mystery but there was some hint that The Chinese Space Agency was involved.

    When the Lawyers arrived on Mars they found out that the Lander doesn not run Linux, but it's control station on Earth does. When asked a SCO representative said, "This is a set back in our mission to destroy open source software. I am sure many people a slashdot are having a good time with this and that many soviet russia jokes are being made.".

    The Lawyers are now stranded on Mars, but in a suprise twist discovered intellegent alien life. SCO has announced that they use a form of open source software and they will be going after their use of the binay number 0. The aliens being peaceful and naive are now welcoming their new SCO lawyer overlords.

    Our thoughts and prayers go out to those poor Martians.

  23. Telemarketers and Voice over IP on Qwest Launches VoIP Trial · · Score: 0

    Mabye the recent anti spam legislation will apply to them now too!

  24. Cool the guy finally has a job again. on Kermit Alive and Well on the Space Station · · Score: 0

    So they are using the guy named "Kermit" from the old TV series "Kung Fu: The legend Continues" ? How cool is that! He gets to wear his sunglasses indoors and send data back and forth between NASA and the ISS!

  25. Works with Electronics, why not humans? on A Mars Mission's Greatest Challenge: Radiation · · Score: 0

    They use a process called "radiation hardening" on electronics then why not use the same process on humans. Get a colony of humans on earth and ship them to chernobyl. Send the one that survive to Mars. Easy as Pie.

    Please no Soviet Russia Jokes.