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  1. What!? on Analyzing Your GMail History · · Score: 1

    Linux convert to Microsoft?

    You must be reading Slashdot backwards.

  2. Re:Good Marketing on ITunes 8 a Real Killer App; Taking Down Vista · · Score: 5, Funny

    Expect Slashdot comments to blame Vista too.

  3. Teach them a lesson on YouTube Reposts Anti-Scientology Videos · · Score: 4, Informative

    While filing a false DMCA notice is a criminal offense, prosecution in these cases rarely comes about.

    Sounds like this would be a good time to start.
    I can't think of a nicer group of people to sue.

  4. Re:I went expecting... on Vegas Star Trek Experience Closing Down · · Score: 1

    I agree. I went a few months after it opened. Overall, it was very good, not awesome, but very good. The transporter effect was excellent! Made the whole thing worth doing. Went several times since.

    Too bad it's gone now. But I think it's better to have it be gone and fondly remembered, than have it become an old joke of an attraction.

    That's the thing about Las Vegas, it's a very dynamic town. There's always somthing new. They don't get stuck in the past. Blow up the old, build something new. Sure they've lost some history, but that's what photographs are for.

  5. Viral Marketing for Dummies on Band Leaks Own Album, Blames Pirates · · Score: 5, Funny

    Example found in the chapter: What NOT to do.

  6. Pay up, Sucker! on Troll Patents Lists In Databases, Sues Everyone · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hold the patent on:

    3. ????

    Slashdot alone will make me a very rich man.

  7. Re:Well, on Fast-Booting OS for Usually-Off Appliance PCs? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    BeOS was as close to "instant on" as I've ever seen in an OS. Everyone who saw it was amazed. My computer took longer to go through the BIOS screens than BeOS took to load. Once the splashscreen appeared it was at the desktop in 5 seconds. I wonder how well Haiku performs in this regard.

  8. Re:Also on World's Fastest Net Link 'Used To Dry Laundry' · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we all had that speed, someone would make content to fill it.

    Microsoft. The next version of Windows will be measured in TB.

  9. Re:Easy! on Cubicle Security For Laptops, Electronics? · · Score: 4, Funny

    A co-worker and I built a "Les Nessman office wall and door" to our work area which was a big open room.
    We got a lot laughs and comments from visitors. Most would knock on our pretend door.

    Our Korean boss did not understand the humor at all.
    Since he refused to use our indicated door, one day we bought a pre-hung door and set it up.
    Mind you there were no walls, just this door-frame and door to our office in the middle of the big room.

    He didn't say a word, but the following Monday the door and the tape on the floor was gone.
    There was also a memo about no more personal items of any kind to be brought into work.

    Spoil sport

  10. Re:I wonder what.... on $5 Per Month Fee Proposed For Legal Music P2P · · Score: 4, Funny

    With nanomachines on the horizon, it won't be more than 50 years till you will have access to a formulator capable of replicating a car

    Make mine a flying car.

  11. Re:They have to sell commercials on What's Wrong With the TV News · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wish I had mod points for you. You got it right, a little glib, but right.

    In the U.S. today ALL NEWS MEDIA (T.V. Radio, Newspapers and Magazines) are nothing more than advertising delivery methods.
    You can argue all you want about bias, agenda, fair, unfair... It's all irrelevant.
    Accurately informing the public is not close to a priority anymore. Selling advertising is.

    The Daily Show with it's "bite the hand that feeds it" attitude is only done to appear edgy and thereby appeal to the demographic. If the ratings weren't there, the advertisers would leave and the show would be gone. Personally, I find it sad that so many here claim it as a major source of their news. Funny and entertaining, maybe, but a major source of information? No.

  12. Re:Monsanto... on The Arctic Doomsday Seed Vault · · Score: 1

    ...Kirstie Alley isn't pure evil.

    Well she is a Scientologist, so she's more evil than good...
    Or is it more stupid than smart? (Possibly a little from column 1 and a little from column 2)

  13. New Tag! on Users and Web Developers Vent Over IE7 · · Score: 1



    </generic IE hatred/criticism>

    Fixed that for you.

  14. Re:Hang on... on AT&T To Decommission Pay Phones · · Score: 1

    Wait...

    There's a New Mexico?

  15. Stupid Toy on Microfluidic Chips Made With Shrinky Dinks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is pretty neat.

    As a kid I never understood the appeal of the Shrinky Dink as a toy. You draw on some plastic and then put it in the oven and it comes out smaller. Big whoop. Why not just draw it smaller to begin with.

    But this is actually a functional (and cool technology) use/hack for the toy.

    I tip my hat.

  16. Re:I am very confused by it on Futurama Returns! · · Score: 1

    I think that was the joke.

  17. Re:It's just "good" business. on Microsoft Denies Sabotaging Mandriva Linux PC Deal · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is how you know a /.Poll has been up for too long.

  18. Re:No pun intended on Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9 · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, it'll stop shooting as soon as it runs out of ammunition.

  19. Re:Having grown up on Led Zeppelin Agrees To Digital Distribution · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time Travel.
    That's how you rip-off a Blues musician 20, 30 even 40 years before they are born.

  20. Re:sounds great on New Car Sensor System Simulates Birds-Eye View · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it only works right after you wash the car.

  21. Re:acceleration? on Photonic Laser Thruster Promises Earth to Mars in a Week · · Score: 1

    "I never got the lameness filter before!"

    I understand your surprise, knowing just how lame you are.

    Will ya look at me, posting on slashdot just to insult a friend.
    You just can't filter out that kind of lameness!

  22. 100 Lbs ! on OLPC Cost Rises To $188 Per Laptop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that kind of heavy for a laptop?

    Oh wait... Never mind.

  23. Search me? on Canadian Theatre Chain Sued for Abusive Search · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that a camcorder in your pocket or are you just happy to see the movie?

  24. Innovative?!! on Next Generation Zune Coming for Holiday Season · · Score: 0, Troll

    rumors from sources considered "reliable" point to a very innovative product

    GAAA! Don't do that! I just laughed milk through my nose.

    Innovation and Microsoft... too funny.

  25. Re:Don't "upgrade" without a motivation on Warning On Office 2007 "Try-Before-You-Buy" · · Score: 1

    If there is a business case for Office 2007 or for Vista, I'd be really happy to hear it.

    Because Bill and Steve would like you to. What more reason do you need?