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  1. I guess... on Banjo Used In Brain Surgery · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...this means when i have the surgery i will be enjoying some self loving, in the form of hand pleasure. "The most sensible thing to do was to tweak the system while Adcock was playing the banjo to optimize the effect for the thing that's most important to him.""

  2. The only thing I can say is... on University of Florida Student Tasered At Political Rally · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Cop killer! yeah! I got my black shirt on. I got my black gloves on. I got my ski mask on. This shits been too long. I got my twelve gauge sawed off. I got my headlights turned off. Im bout to bust some shots off. Im bout to dust some cops off. Im a cop killer, better you than me. Cop killer, fuck police brutality! Cop killer, I know your familys grieving, (fuck em!) Cop killer, but tonight we get even, ha ha. I got my brain on hype. Tonightll be your night. I got this long-assed knife. And your neck looks just right. My adrenalines pumpin. I got my stereo bumpin. Im bout to kill me somethin. A pig stopped me for nuthin! Cop killer, better you than me. Cop killer, fuck police brutality! Cop killer, I know your mommas grieving, (fuck her!) Cop killer, but tonight we get even, yeah! Die, die, die pig, die! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Yeah! Cop killer, better you than me. Im a cop killer, fuck police brutality! Cop killer, I know your familys grieving, (fuck em!) Cop killer, but tonight we get even, ha ha ha ha, yeah! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Break it down. Fuck the police, yeah! Fuck the police, for darryl gates. Fuck the police, for rodney king. Fuck the police, for my dead homies. Fuck the police, for your freedom. Fuck the police, dont be a pussy. Fuck the police, have some muthafuckin courage. Fuck the police, sing along. Cop killer! Cop killer! Cop killer! Cop killer! Cop killer! whaddyou wanna be when you grow up? Cop killer! good choice. Cop killer! Im a muthafuckin Cop killer! Cop killer, better you than me. Cop killer, fuck police brutality! Cop killer, I know your mommas grieving, (fuck her!) Cop killer, but tonight we get even!

  3. WAIT!!!!! on Tracking Via Anonymous SIM Cards · · Score: 0

    "run had risen" i didn't know run had even died. good to know he's risen though. i just hope jammaster jay rises too!

  4. Re:Deal on Joel Rants About Resumes · · Score: 0

    it's a bullshit question because everyone has heard it before, and pulled an answer from some "interviewing for dummies" book. it tells you nothing, other than my greatest personal weakness is that i don't read enough... i don't have time, cuz i work too hard. ha! pretty useless.

  5. glowing sperm on Lawsuit Filed Against Unregulated GloFish · · Score: 0

    if you want your spunk to glow, just install a black light above your monitor.

  6. Re:What about iPhoto? on Apple Justifies iLife Price Tag · · Score: 0
    i agree, iphoto is a piece of shit. plain and simple. i don't plan to drop fiddy bones on an app that very well may continue to be a piece of shit. apple should release iphoto4 as a free download to persude non-users to buy future revisions.

    whatever.

  7. Re:demise of film... not... yet on Kodak To Stop Selling Film Cameras In U.S. · · Score: 0

    hmm, considering that turntables outsell guitars... i think analog cameras have a far better chance of fading away then turntables.

  8. "these people" on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 0

    being a mexican myself, i only have one thing to say to the riaa and it's hired goons... FUCK YOU!

  9. Re:OK, I admit it. on Colorization of Mars Images? · · Score: 0

    "My kids had lots of fun with those airbags" i guess that makes 'em fun bags.

  10. forget GarageBand, where's BedroomDJ???? on Rumors of iPod mini, 100 Million Songs, Xserve G5 All True · · Score: 0

    haven't turntables outsold guitars for the last several years?

  11. $250 on Rumors of iPod mini, 100 Million Songs, Xserve G5 All True · · Score: 0

    this is their attempt at grabbing the lower priced crowd? i doubt it will work, but i could be wrong.

  12. you're off to a good start.... on We Are All Nerds Now · · Score: 0

    keep using words like trepanation, cuz no amount of lotr/matrix movies are gonna help increase the vocab of jocks and beautiful people.

  13. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" on We Are All Nerds Now · · Score: 0

    " the ricer with the hideous car (multiple wings, twin fart cans, plaid, dayglow paint job, etc.)." no, they're brainless fast and furious wannabes that wish some paint and a wing will turn a civic into an rx7. better know as dorks. whatever you call them, they're not nerds or geeks... ever see the asian eye candy attached to the owners of those nitrous powered hondas? damn, i need to paint my accord sky blue and glue a wing to the trunk!

  14. MS Justice 2007 on CRF Reveals Draft of New DRM Technology · · Score: 0
    this post isn't funny, it's a glimpse into the future.

    shit's fucked up!

  15. Re:Citing prior art to get your patent? on Regifting Not Just A Seinfeld Gag -- It's Patented · · Score: 2, Funny

    actually, i own the patent for stamping denied on patent applications. it hasn't paid off though, as it seems all patents are approved these days. note to self: patent the approval of dumb ideas, make made loot!

  16. EDN - DMCA - SPAM on DRM From the Viewpoint of the Electronic Industry · · Score: 0
    kinda off topic, but in case anyone cares...

    i used to work for edn's parent company (then known as cahners) and they're BIG supporters of the dmca. when the dmca was being proposed and voted on in congress, cahners hr department came around and had everyone sign letters of support for the "cause." you weren't required to sign, but it was made pretty obvious that you shouldn't refuse.

    everyone should also know that subscribers to edn will have their info sold ("rented") to almost any third party willing to pay the fees. this info includes all sorts of demographic data you supply, including your email address. the list rental, however, is run through a different division of the parent company. when i was there the division was called cahners business lists. the new name is dm2, cute huh? i always felt bad contributing to the spam problem. i never made much of a stand (morals don't pay the rent) but i did steer as many clients as possible away from email marketing.

    i dunno, just thought i would share some info with everyone.

    here's a couple links for those interested...

    http://www.dm2lists.com/

    http://www.dm2lists.com/resources/reports/pov/spam /index.asp

    the two chicks listed on this spam page, yvette and cara, are cuties. i have pictures of them somewhere. cara is a little thin for my tastes, but still pretty. yvette wasn't as pretty, but looked damn good from behind. ok, ok, now i'm reeeeeally off topic.

  17. critical to me on Blackout Worse For Internet Than Previously Thought? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "They conclude that the Internet is not ready to be critical infrastructure" that may be so, but... it's critical to my ever expanding collection of porn! viva la money shots!

  18. Re:I have plenty of advice on How Do You Organize Your Gear? · · Score: 0

    i've been wanting to clean up my stinky ass for years now, so a few questions... what are your rates? when are you available? i supply the shitty bottom, do you supply the paper? is the paper quilted? do you teach the "around the back" technique or the low class "through the legs" version? have you heard howard stern's thoughts on ass wiping? do you agree? is there a certificate and ceremony when finished? if yes, will you provide a cap and a gown with the ass cut out? can i teach others what i've learned, or is there a course copyright preventing me?

  19. hah on MPAA Close to Another "Stealth Victory" in Ohio · · Score: 0

    i dare a janitor, or any security boob with a flashlight and keys, to detain me for any reason. i do not recognize your authority and will not submit to your commands. my response to security, and now janitors, has been and always will be... BLOW ME!

  20. paranoid on Congress Expands FBI Powers · · Score: 0

    fuck tin foil hats... it's time to buy a shot gun, move into a log cabin and write ominous letters to the media.

  21. Re:Commercial? on iPod-Jacked · · Score: 5, Funny

    actually, that sounds like the begining of a letter to penthouse forums... here's the ending... "she rode my man-pod until i spewed apple juice, and she never once took out her ear buds."

  22. c'mon, wtf?!?!?! on Windows Media Player 9 for Mac OS X Available · · Score: 1

    i still can't play my drm porn files. wtf?!?! the faq basically says "tough luck." blah. that's ok, i've plenty of drm free porn! speaking of which... it's time to box the clown.

  23. Re:good... on Killing Cancer With a Virus · · Score: 1

    i was once one of those "pampered moralists" but my views on this subject were changed a few years back, after watching cancer slowly and painfully destroy my grandfather. there comes a time when misguided morals must give way to compassion.

  24. Re:Redownloading songs in iTunes on Comparing Online Music Offerings · · Score: 1

    yes, you would have to buy the songs again. just like you'd have to buy a new cd if you lost one and didn't have a backup copy.

  25. Re:Terrorists my ass on Is That Cell Phone Tower Watching Me? · · Score: 1

    "perfectly normal crime" that's an odd phrase.