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  1. Seems familiar... on Scott McCloud On Micropayments And Gaming · · Score: 1

    Didn't they do that in Superman?

  2. Re:Typewriter technology on Ten Technologies That Refuse to Die · · Score: 1

    I know... those Alzheimer's patients are where it's at!!

  3. Re:Gaming logic on Can Illogical Videogames Still Be Enjoyable? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Upon obtaining the magical leaf, Mario actually transformed into a strange human/raccoon hybrid. Of course, that doesn't make it any more logical.

  4. The Abridged Compleat Comments (Abrgd.) on MATRIX - A Dossier for Every Person in Utah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...mormons."

    "...the MATRIX!"

    "1984!!!!"

  5. Re:Health warnings... on Computer Game Player Gets Blood Clot In Leg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say we just cut to the chase and start labeling absolutely everything with sweeping generalizations, like:

    "You could die."

    Banana: "You could die."
    Bicycle: "You could die."
    Bible: "You could die."

    Possible variations might include:

    Botox: "You should die."
    Bawls: "You will die, much sooner."

  6. What can be done by anybody... on The Hidden Costs of Bargain Electronics · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article, "Maybe, in the end, it's enough to be aware of what's happening behind the scenes as we enjoy this cornucopia of bargains."

    This seems to be a rather apathetic and cynical closing statement. Awareness by itself can't do anything. It is not enough to simply be aware of it if someone is in need of help. I would say that while it's likely impossible to avoid products with hidden costs in the modern world, one thing that anybody can do is help support your favorite non-profit, non-governmental organization that is working on behalf of people in dire need, worldwide. Examples include:
    Amnesty International , Human Rights Watch , and Oxfam International .

    It's no overstatement to say that if you can afford a twenty-dollar DVD player, you can afford to give twenty dollars to charity. You can donate online, with your credit/debit card, right now. So what is stopping you from helping out?

  7. Re:Looks like a problem... on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 1

    Obviously, since WMDs in Iraq do not exist, logic follows that these devices don't exist either, so I guess there really isn't a problem after all.

  8. Re:Case modding your X-box on Xbox Gets Japanese Dress-Up, Rumored Price Cut, Giveaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently the behemoth size wasn't enough. It needs to stick out more in a Japanese living room. So, they paint it up more than somekind of crazy mime/prostitute, that way, there is no denying that it's American.

  9. Re:Crank that gear... on Hardcore Gamers - Living In The Past? · · Score: 1

    As a slackdotter, I have to clarify that I do enjoy modern games too. It just seemed that the article was implying that people with personal preferences should throw them out the window because they are wrong. People should play what the like, and if they want to try something new, good for them.

    And I just threw those zingers at popular culture for the fun of it. I can't deny that I enjoy a lot of aspects of it as well. It's all just bread and circuses anyway, right? I like Linkin Park too, after all, it's just music. Unlike Britney Spears, which is evil and composed by the Ministry of Truth's Music Department computer from 1984 for the benefit of the proles.

  10. Re:It's not that on Hardcore Gamers - Living In The Past? · · Score: 1

    lol! Do you really mean Sega Genesis or did you mean Sega Saturn? Regardless, once Sony entered the market, Sega could not keep a system on the market (Saturn, Dreamcast), unfortunately.

  11. Re:Crank that gear... on Hardcore Gamers - Living In The Past? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just had to reply to my own comment to say that this article is like Vogue telling its readers to stop being fashionistas, Spin telling its readers to listen to more Top 40, Cigar Afficinado telling its readers to smoke more Chinese cigarrettes, etc., etc..

    Nobody wants to be like the "common" people. Which is why absolutely everybody in the world is better than anybody else. We're all unique, just like everyone else.

  12. Crank that gear... on Hardcore Gamers - Living In The Past? · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's nothing wrong with following the mainstream, and liking the same things as everybody else. Nothing wrong with that at all.

    Yeah, so fall into line, you fucking independent thinkers! And while you're at the mall shopping at "Game" store, stop by the mall and pick up the latest Britney Spears album for when you are happy and Linkin Park album for when you are sad, read Time Magazine, and watch FoxNews!

    Wait, was that article ironic?

  13. Re:Bin Laden is a stupid gimmik for a game on Fugitive Hunter's Bin Laden Fistfight Shenanigans · · Score: 1

    Nameless Nazi soldiers sure didn't hurt the Wolfenstein franchise. That said, I think it's funny that players can seek Bin Laden out and go Mano E Mano with him, which is more than, you know, OUR GOVERNMENT seems to be capable of.

    The first mission of Ghost Recon seemed to have a manhunt feeling similar to this, but I think the game was released prior to the start of the search for him.

  14. Wait a minute... on MMORPGs - Societies or Games? · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you don't mean America? They sound almost exactly the same.

  15. Re:wtf on Japanese Game Awards Honor Taiko, Auto · · Score: 1

    I really don't see how GTAIII wouldn't be palatable for the Japanese market. I mean, have you seen anime?? ^^
    GTAIII is like Sesame Street compared to some of the most popular anime.

  16. In a world where everything(tm) is edutainment... on Leapfrog Launches GBA-Style Educational Handheld · · Score: 1

    I don't know why this irks me, but what is really wrong with something like Zelda on the GBA, from an educational standpoint? Sure, it might not have "hard" educational material, but I think that it can help teach basic reading, problem resolution, memory, hand/eye coordination, etc.

    The Leapfrog solution seems to a shortcut with questionable intent. It seems like a parent would give this to their child and say, "Here, I bought you this, now go learn something with it," instead of teaching them using real-world examples. I mean just because the GBA is a videogame system doesn't mean it kills braincells.

  17. Re:it's just a game.. on Star Wars Galaxies - Patch Woes? · · Score: 1

    It is just a game, and I don't play it in particular, but to me it seems valid for people to complain because they are paying ($16.95?) monthly for the service. A sixteen-hour outage no doubt cuts into people's playing time, and if it is out during the part of the day that they have time to play, it's a bummer. I think it's the same type of deal as when any other service goes down (like cable or satellite).

  18. Free downloads cut in half overnight? on EMusic Acquired, Halting Unlimited Downloads · · Score: 1

    I was browsing their site last night and planned to join on Friday, and I seem to remember that they were offering 100 free downloads per trial subscription. Now suddenly with this annoucement it has been cut down to 50 freebies.

    Now I'm glad I did not join because I also did not realize that their definition of "unlimited" did not match the standard English dictionary definition. 2000 |= unlimited

  19. Re:Hmm.. I know! on Avoiding the Bat-Belt Syndrome? · · Score: 1

    1. Read Slashdot: News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.
    2. Insult somebody for being too geeky.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!!!