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  1. Hey, Mom and Dad on Texting Teens Generating OMG Phone Bills · · Score: 1
    Here's a little tip for ya.

    You're bigger than little Tiffany and you pay the bills. Take away the privilege of messaging or limit it to a fixed amount per month. I guarantee you won't be surprised again. Now don't make me tell you again.

  2. Calling a dog turd an apple blossom on HBO Exec Proposes DRM Name Change · · Score: 1

    doesn't make it smell any sweeter.

  3. Its for our own good, folks. on Spy Chief Hints At Limits On Satellite Photos · · Score: 1

    It will keep up safe from them evil terra-ists should they decide to follow us home using Google Earth to find their way. Besides, knowledge is way over-rated anyway.

  4. For being spam in a can on Wally Schirra Dead at 84 · · Score: 1

    Wally done all right. One of the few who can truly be called a hero.

  5. How badly do you want/need your job? on Would You Install Pirated Software at Work? · · Score: 1
    If your company is so unethical about software licenses, where else do you think they're cutting corners, fudging the books, ripping off vendors, etc.? You seriously need to ask yourself if this truly is the job for you. In addition, you can personally be held liable for misdeeds such as this even if you've been told to do it by your boss.

    If it were me, I'd be updating my resume.

  6. They can have my hammer... on Student Arrested for Making Videogame Map of School · · Score: 1

    ... when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Same goes for my screwdriver, pliers, and monkey wrench.

  7. 23rd anniversary of their epic "Smell the Glove" on Spinal Tap to Reunite for Live Earth · · Score: 1
    album. Once again, we'll be asking ourselves how much more black can the album cover be? The answer, of course, is none. It can't be any more black.

    I, for one, welcome back England's loudest rock band.

  8. Obligatory Simpson's reference on Mars Global Surveyor Died from Single Bad Command · · Score: 1

    D'oh!

  9. Why bother, they'd just lose the e-mails anyway. on National Intelligence Director Seeks Expansion of Spy Powers · · Score: 1
  10. I own the patent on sealing wax for evelopes on Current Owner of BeOS Code Claims Zeta is Illegal · · Score: 1

    Don't you dare try and create your own based on my intellectual property!

  11. No Record Company Left Behind on Congress to Fight Piracy with Education Funds · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The NRCLB Act of 2007 will ensure that under-performing record companies get their fair share of taxpayer funds in order to prop up their dying business models. A Congressional Spokeman stated "this act guarantees that these poor companies and their starving executives continue to provide campaign funds to us congress-critters that are so desperately needed during these lean times." He added "its a win-win situation for them and for us." When asked about how this impacts actual funds for higher education for actual students, he quipped "for who?".

  12. Re:Like Chuck Yeager Said on Astronaut to Run the Boston Marathon From Space · · Score: 1

    I envision it more like a hamster in a cage...

  13. Cut my Moose-Turd pie a little slack, won't ya? on MS Security Guy Wants Vista Bugs Rated Down · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    After all, I just baked it.

  14. You can hear chairs being thrown on Microsoft Vista, IE7 Banned By U.S. DOT · · Score: 1

    all the way from Seattle!

  15. Just applying Heroin Marketing Principles 101 on Microsoft Testing "Pay-As-You-Go" Software · · Score: 1

    First taste is free. Then, we own your soul.

  16. Actually, Pamela does exist on SCO Vs. Groklaw · · Score: 1
    Its just Darl, SCO, and we are just characters in her dreams.

    ...cue music from The Twilight Zone

  17. Well, where ever the attack originates on US Planning Response To a Cyber Attack · · Score: 1

    you can be sure Bush will attack the wrong country.

  18. Sounds like a Marketing guy on Chinese Official Vows to "Purify" the Net · · Score: 2, Funny

    He proposes to do this by maintaining "the initiative in opinion" on the internet and to "'raise the level guidance on the internet," thus civilizing and purifying the internet environment.

    Straight outta pre-bubble 2000 sales hype for some dot-com. Yup, China is advancing far faster than we could have ever believed.

  19. A change in the wind says you. on Woman Killed In Wii-Related Competition · · Score: 1

    A humongus lawsuit on its way says I.

  20. Re:This can't possibly turn out bad. on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 1

    Maybe. But given rabbits propensity to breed like, well, rabbits, their ability to reproduce themselves is how their species survives. Second, due to the rather wide-spread famine in N.K., I suspect that the North Koreans have pretty much taken care of eliminating predators in the wild as well as every other kind of animal, plant, or tree bark.

  21. bullshit on Study Claims Offshoring Doesn't Cost US Jobs · · Score: 1

    The jobs aren't lost, its just that somebody else somewhere is doing them.

  22. Re:Sounds alot more likely than evolution on Creationism Museum To Open Next Summer · · Score: 1
    My point is, there is a lot of evidence that goes on the side of creationism. I do think it should be taught in schools as a "theory" just as much as darwin's theory.

    Please, where can I find this "evidence"? I'm sure you must have citations of peer-reviewed scientific journals where such evidence is presented and then commented upon by those whos training and experience are appropriate to the tasks of evaluating such material. Evidence as powerful as this must be should be subject to rigorous testing and validation according to accepted scientific practices. So, again, please provide us with where it can be found.

  23. It also would show you're drinking down at Moe's on GPS Phone Tells Others Where You Are · · Score: 1
    when you should be at your job as the Safety Inspector at the Nuclear Power Plant.

    D'oh!

  24. Next up: Lose weight with the Oreo's Plan! on Calorie Burning Coke Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    or The KFC 30 days to lower cholesterol program. What frickin' BS!

  25. They're kinda like Napster on CEO of Amiga, Inc. Interviewed · · Score: 1

    Just the name on a building somewhere with zero relationship to what came before and nobody cares.