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SCO Vs. Groklaw

Conrad Mazian points us to an article in Forbes reporting that the SCO Group is trying to subpoena Pamela Jones of Groklaw. Except they can't find her. A few days ago PJ posted a note on Groklaw saying that she is taking some time away from the blog for health reasons; she didn't mention any SCO deposition. SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist and that Groklaw is penned by a team of IBM lawyers.

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  1. Wouldn't be the first time by MagikSlinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember that fictional movie critic Sony created awhile back? Maybe Pamela eloped with him? :-)

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    1. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by numbski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...or.....

      Darl is a paranoid maniac.

      Wait, how exactly is this news? We all already knew Darl was a paranoid maniac. kdawson, are you trolling for pageviews or something? ;) Or maybe you're not kdawson at all. I think you're Taco masquerading as someone else trying to get all rich. Yeah yeah yea....aw crap, then men in black suits are at the front door. WTH did I put that tin foil........!!!!

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    2. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 5, Funny

      She was really Anna Nicole Smith...

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    3. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      And *I* was the father of the baby, yeah, that's the ticket.

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    4. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      No *I* am the father.... Darth

    5. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

      Darl is a paranoid maniac. Oddly enough, that's a side effect of smoking crack.
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    6. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by msobkow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, don't blame Darl for being paranoid.

      The whole tech world really is out to "get him." :p

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    7. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How was this post modded insightful????

    8. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by numbski · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was wondering that myself. Got out of bed, and a post I put up as a joke got modded up...insightful. Weird.

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    9. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      Actually (even better for /.ers wet dreams), Pamela is really Pamela Anderson...

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    10. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Flounder · · Score: 1

      No, I AM SPARTACUS!

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    11. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course she's a real person. Her father is Nicolas Bourbaki.

    12. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "She was really Anna Nicole Smith..."

      That would certainly explain the "health problems".

    13. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm Brian!

    14. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Angostura · · Score: 1

      She was actually Maureen O'Gara.

    15. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

      sockpuppet marriage. How cute.

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    16. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      For some reason I am thinking:

      Max Headroom
      Spock's Brain
      Captain Pike in a 60's Wheelchair
      Dick Gautiere (Himie)
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF -8&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=dick+ga utier+hymie+get+smart&spell=1
      and others.

      It would be funny if Pamela doesn't exist. Imagine viral law-blogging running the SCO-alikes out of business.

      Maybe Pamela can act like Sargon or Apollo and CRUSH SCO.

      Ahh, but SCO would act like McCoy/Landru: "YOO ARE NOTT OF THE BODDDDY/SINNER REPENT SINNER"

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    17. Re:Wouldn't be the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and so's my wife!

  2. Does it matter? by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As far as I know, everything hosted on Groklaw has been a matter of public record, and the blog has been clear in its anti-SCO bias from the get-go. There's no gag order in place, is there? And there's no rule that says you need to be honest on the Internet. I mean, since the info is true, does it legally have any bearing if PJ is one of IBM's lawyers, a real person, or the Easter Bunny?

    Also, if Groklaw was run by IBM lawyers, why would it get involved in the Sony rootkit fiasco? I mean, IBM wouldn't want to come out against Sony if they could avoid it (supplying the PS3 with parts as they are) and also, why have your lawyers handle stuff like that?

    1. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too many people are hung up on the messenger as opposed to the message. That's why the big stink over phoney bloggers. In fact look at the people who preach up and down about Jesus. It's all about the man, and little if any about his message. I've noticed the same thing with some people right here on slashdot with those who won't listen the ACs no matter what was posted. If they wish to remain ignorant, it's their choice, and their loss, but it makes me have second thoughts as to whether they should allowed to vote in anything outside their local elections. I don't like the thought of people from Utah voting for politicians who believe they have a right to break into my computer in Peoria.

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    2. Re:Does it matter? by jours · · Score: 4, Funny

      > And there's no rule that says you need to be honest on the Internet.

      And it's a good thing too..otherwise we wouldn't have anyone left writing article summaries for Slashdot.

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    3. Re:Does it matter? by malsdavis · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I mean, since the info is true, does it legally have any bearing if PJ is one of IBM's lawyers, a real person, or the Easter Bunny?"

      There certainly are legal consequences if PJ is infact the Easter Bunny. Massive consueqences indeed!

      For at the moment Easter Bunnies do not in fact have any legal rights in the USA or any other country. Many laws would need to be changed and the source of his/her easter eggs found and appropriately taxed!

    4. Re:Does it matter? by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

      It would also mean that PJ (along with Santa Claus) wrote the Linux Kernel.

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    5. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's as real as PJ...

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    6. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For at the moment Easter Bunnies do not in fact have any legal rights in the USA or any other country. Many laws would need to be changed and the source of his/her easter eggs found and appropriately taxed!
      Any other country? Check Esternia before you make such claims.

      Drink and rejoice!
    7. Re:Does it matter? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 5, Funny

      There certainly are legal consequences if PJ is infact the Easter Bunny. Massive consueqences indeed! First of all, the easter bunny would be charged with various computer crimes for leaving millions of easter eggs on (and under) people's computers. If any Easter Eggs are found on federal computers, then the dastardly wabbit could find itself facing more than a decade in the pen.

      But wait! It gets worse!

      The Easter bunny isn't a US Citizen.... In fact the Easter bunny is probably stateless... This means that if an easter egg causes problems with a US Military Computer, then the Easter Bunny could end up accused of being an illegal combatant. Can you imagine what that would do to the guys that have been in Guantanimo Bay since the start of the Afghanistan war? These guys are probably already worried about their sanity. If they see a CIA agent questioning a giant bunny with a magical basket on it's arm they're gonna be certain that they've completely lost their grip on reality.

      The result could be a mass epidemic of psychotic episodes within the prison.

      And, of course, he'll never tell them where Osama Bin Ladin is:

      Colonel: Any info from the rabbit?
      Captain: Nope. Won't say a thing, but he keeps trying to dig his way out of the cell.
      Colonel: Well, you better resolve the issues with him soon... You have no idea how many eggs I've sat on today.
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    8. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      In the case of Jesus, the man is the message. Claims to the contrary are based on a selection of what he said and not the whole. To assign him the role of a wise man who wishes to avoid the delusional adulation of the masses is to take a page out of Buddha's book and try to copy it into Jesus' - but it doesn't fit. If the core of what he claims is true in its entirety, the adulation of the masses would then be the opposite of delusional.

      In this case, who Pamela Jones is is certainly less interesting than what she's written. A modern day case of Shakespearean identity where we're grateful for what's been written even if there is controversy over the author's very existence.

    9. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Thank you for bringing us back on topic. The Jesus thing was simply an analogy to illustrate what I'm saying. I'm not going to devote any more time on this thread about that. You can hear profoundly elequent statements come from truly horrible people(trying to keep it generic to avoid another spin-off on a silly tangent), and people will oooh and aaah all over it...until they hear who said it. All of a sudden it's a load of crap. This also goes for those here who won't accept a correct statement because it was posted anonymously. This is the message I'm trying to get across. Now if that message comes from one of the high priests of slashdot, it will, of course acquire a lot of attention from mods and members alike. Coming from me, it might or might not be widely ignored or even disparaged. I don't care. I'm still going to post it because I feel it's important, and there's a chance somebody will see it and respond. I apologize in advance for my poor writing skills:-)

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    10. Re:Does it matter? by Dtyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pamela has also written negative articles about patents, something IBM surely wouldn't want if they could control her. Didn't Pamela for some time also work as a manager(?) for open source company for a while. Surely a team of laywers couldn't fake that do that. I'm pretty sure that Pamlea exsists, if she has had any help from IBM laywers I'm sure it's very hard to prove in court. And why would it even matter?

    11. Re:Does it matter? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too many people are hung up on the messenger as opposed to the message.


      Often the message is subjective. Knowing who the messenger is provides some context to the message; even more so when you find deception involved.
    12. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is ironic is that he didn't exist as a non mythical man until the early 2nd century.

    13. Re:Does it matter? by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The answer to your question is in TFA:

      Jones also has criticized some journalists who cover the lawsuits, including this reporter, accusing them of being biased in favor of SCO.


      I love reading Groklaw, and have learned a ton about the legal process in the bargain. The best articles I've found are the ones with the dullest titles: "SCO's motion to reconsider second part of the ruling with the..." These are the ones where PJ says, "OK, here's where the judge is being asked by the lawyers according to this procedure which was developed to make sure that..." yadda yadda. That's when I learn the most. I also enjoy reading her triumphant gloating whenever IBM snags a victory, which has been often.

      When the articles have provocative titles, it's typically her going on a rant. While I agree with much (if not all) of what she says on these rants, they're not typically very educational -- to me. She's preaching to the choir. So I don't get as much out of it. I kind of wish she wouldn't write these, and this article in Forbes is what happens when you mix in the bad with the good like this. She's said some really nasty things about Forbes. It isn't right for Forbes to stoop to -- well, the level she accuses them of being on anyway -- but if she could hold off on the name-calling, she probably doesn't draw their ire in such a personal attack piece.

      But then, given Forbes' record, they probably would do this, anyway, so what do I know? (Expect to see a piece attacking Slashdot poster Rimbo soon.)
    14. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Groklaw site is seen as a champion of Linux, not only reporting on the SCO case, but doing so with an undisguised bias. So far not a bad thing at all. A blog is allowed to be biased. However, the site does set itself up as being run by those who would consider themselves part of the community of avid Linux users and supporters... a community that prides itself on being in favour of the 'open' ideology. That ideology implies a sense of honesty and fair play. If it turned out that the site was really run by a bunch of IBM shills, that would be a black eye for one of the biggest proponents of Linux: IBM, and possibly for the community at large. The Linux world would look less open and just as dishonest as those who many in the Linux world like to bash (and with good reason in many cases). It would make sense for IBM to do this in a business sense (as long as they wouldn't get caught), as it is a good voice to the business world letting other big companies (read potential purchasers of Linux servers) that SCO is indeed full of shit... which I think they are along with most of the rest of you.

      Here's to hoping PJ is a real person who is just taking some time off.

    15. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suppose that could be true, but I usually take the words at their face value. That's why I don't care about fake blogs and stuff. The CEO of Exxon stating(if he were to do so) that we must cut back on petroleum usage is no less valid than when the head of Greenpeace says it. I would of course be suspicious of what alternative Exxon has to offer, but the statement still stands. Since I'm not a mind reader, I see the statement, not the intention, though I can differenciate a parable from a statement of fact. It's been getting me in a bit of trouble lately. I just have to face the fact that I'm just not an elequent speaker, and that seems to cost points around here.

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    16. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ, you guys! This isn't the Jerry Falwell site!

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    17. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, I wouldn't call it bias my friend, as the word implies something slightly underhanded and with hidden intent behind what has been stated. I would prefer to call it a legitimate opposing point of view myself. Groklaw has always been in opposition to SCO and has never tried to hide that fact, The whole premise behind it's existence was to oppose what amounts to an appropriation of an entire tranche of human creative thought by corporate interests using ethically questionable legal methods.

      CPW

    18. Re:Does it matter? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Oh and what does who she is have to do with the case?

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    19. Re:Does it matter? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Sure it is!

    20. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      HA! That "fair use" disclaimer is priceless. The terrorists have won. Ok, enough of that nonsense. What's up with PJ? Does she, or doesn't she...exist? That is the question...

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    21. Re:Does it matter? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That is true. But at the same time context *does* matter. It is in many cases impossible to fairly evaluate a message without a little context.

      For example, if PJ was actually a team of IBM-lawyers (which I consider bullshit -- but then again, pretty much anything coming out of SCO is bullshit) then it'd mean that they lied. I personally tend to trust sources less after discovering that they deliberately and systematically lied to me.

      But it's moot anyway -- by all accounts PJ is who she claims to be and SCO is grasping for non-existing straws again -- which seems to be all theyre doing these days.

    22. Re:Does it matter? by init100 · · Score: 1

      Pamela has also written negative articles about patents, something IBM surely wouldn't want if they could control her.

      Good point!

    23. Re:Does it matter? by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      And SCO having come out with this suspicion early makes it difficult for them to prove it, IBM would be alert if it were a conspiracy and cover their tracks. So it would have made a huge difference to fly low until having some proof and then come up with the fact. As of now, it's like saying SCO is obviously a puppet of... er, nevermind :)

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    24. Re:Does it matter? by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      I suppose that could be true, but I usually take the words at their face value.

      If you're in the US, do you by any chance take the National Enquirer as your daily newspaper?

    25. Re:Does it matter? by DLG · · Score: 1

      I think if it is the Easter Bunny, then that DOES have bearing.

    26. Re:Does it matter? by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are two aspects to what somebody says: assertions of fact, and inferences.

      You certainly should take into account the messenger when attributing credibility to statements of fact. Inferences, however, should stand on their own and the messenger should have no effect on how you view them.

      Also: if you are getting all your information channeled by a certain source, then you should question the objectivity of the section of information.

      In the case of Groklaw, PJ is commenting on documents and proceedings that are matters of public record. In effect, she is making no assertion that she has any special first hand knowledge of the case, so you must decide the degree to which you believe that the court documents actually represent the statements of the parties to the case.

      Furthermore, while she may be the most comprehensive information source on the SCO case, we have access to mainstream media coverage and SCO's own statements. We are not in danger of seeing only data cherry picked by PJ to put SCO in a bad light.

      Therefore, I'd say PJ's identity is not relevant.

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    27. Re:Does it matter? by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Funny

      I mean, since the info is true, does it legally have any bearing if PJ is one of IBM's lawyers, a real person, or the Easter Bunny?

      It matters.

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    28. Re:Does it matter? by Snorpus · · Score: 1
      Sony rootkits, patents, OSDL... just all part of the elaborate cover story. Those boys up there in Armonk sure are clever.

    29. Re:Does it matter? by GospelHead821 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I understand the point that you're trying to get across, but in the case of Jesus, to those who believe the message, the message and the messenger are one-and-the-same. It's a subtle, but important point (one that is difficult to swallow by a secular audience who would prefer to perceive Jesus merely as a very good man.)

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    30. Re:Does it matter? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      "...by any chance take the National Enquirer as your daily newspaper?"

      I just read it for the articles. No, really.

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    31. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, sorry, that can't be right. I'm sure SCO wrote the Linux kernel. I read a news piece about it, right after the one where Al Gore invented the Internet!

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    32. Re:Does it matter? by pfleming · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How do you think the MIB keeps track of all the aliens?

    33. Re:Does it matter? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the wonderful idea. Could you also recommend a place to find realistic looking bunny suits? -- The CIA

    34. Re:Does it matter? by boredgourd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      GospelHead, thanks for pointing that out. Though, the point stands: too many people invoking the name fail to live up to his message. --JA

    35. Re:Does it matter? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, it's not that hard to keep track of one guy, I mean, it's just one guy.

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    36. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Don't know what you mean, but I do take at face value, and on the face of it, it looks like trash. Humorous trash, but it's still trash. But then who knows? Everything they print could be true...And it's the Times that's full of it.

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    37. Re:Does it matter? by azrider · · Score: 1

      For example, if PJ was actually a team of IBM-lawyers (which I consider bullshit -- but then again, pretty much anything coming out of SCO is bullshit) then it'd mean that they lied. How so? Even though PJ does state her opinions, she includes the relevant public court documents to back them up. That is not lying, deceiving or generally attempting to mislead. SCO is, once again, attempting to muddy the waters in a losing battle.
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    38. Re:Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or for Forbes' website.

    39. Re:Does it matter? by mikesmind · · Score: 2, Interesting

      by all accounts PJ is who she claims to be

      If you look back at the writing she did when Groklaw started, then compare it to what it is today, I believe it shows the normal progression of someone getting better at what they do. Also, her personality comes through in her writing. A team of lawyers or some ghost writer would have to be pretty darn good to pull this one off. No, my opinion is that PJ is who she says she is. She's the real deal.

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    40. Re:Does it matter? by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Groklaw has always been in opposition to SCO

      Either you don't read Groklaw or don't understand what it is.

      Groklaw is not ANTI 'SCO', it is PRO TRUTH and intended to educate about the legal process.

      When TSG (The SCO Group) comes out with a claim, i.e., "mountains of evidence" or "copied code", Groklaw does not attack them. Instead, it says "show us the evidence, show us the code'.

      I do not feel it is Groklaws fault that TSG is wanting to use lies, PR (is that redundant?), and FUD to try to prevail over IBM.

      Groklaw points out when IBM is right and when they are wrong and they also point out when TSG is right and when they are wrong. That TSG has not been right is not due to Groklaw being 'antiSCO' but due to TSG not being right. Claims otherwise are just handwaving and attempts at distraction - "Look at the Wookie!"

      What part of TSG claiming to own copyrights that they would have bought from Novell but Novell states were never sold would PJ be able to testify about?

      In my opinion, any attempt to depose PJ would be a fishing expedition, looking for information to gag a journalist, not for information expected to be of value in the litigation at issue.

      I also find it interesting that TSG has been claiming they knew all about PJ, but now they can't seem to find her. Looks to me like either their prior claims were true but they are bungling the service of the deposition, or their prior claims were lies. Putting my best PROSCO spin on the situation, they are either liars or incompetent.

      If the emperor really is not wearing any clothing, then pointing out that the emperor is not wearing any clothes is not pro-emperor or anti-emperor, it is just the truth - no matter how inconvenient it might be for the emperor.

      If TSG is lying, then pointing out that TSG is lying is not proSCO or antiSCO, it is just the truth - no matter how inconvenient it might be for TSG.

      The whole premise behind it's existence was to oppose what amounts to an appropriation of an entire tranche of human creative thought by corporate interests using ethically questionable legal methods.

      I think that is just a fortuitous result, the stated purpose of Groklaw is to examine and learn about the legal process using cases that are of interest. TSGs effort to extort fees from linux users definitely piques a lot of interest, and their claims, being so easily debunked, have made great fodder for the examination portion of the equation, and TSGs continued efforts to delay have contributed just as greatly to the education side of the equation.

      I think TSGs efforts at "appropriation of an entire tranche of human creative thought by corporate interests using ethically questionable legal methods." is deplorable, and I applaud IBMs meticulous defense against basically baseless claims, but Groklaw is only highlighting TSGs mis-steps, not opposing them.

      Light causes cockroaches to scurry for cover, but the light is not anti-cockroach, nor does it oppose cockroaches, it is just something the cockroaches don't like. Reminds me a lot of TSG and the truth.

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    41. Re:Does it matter? by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 1

      I know this guy named Donnie no wait Frank, that might be able to help you out.

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    42. Re:Does it matter? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Awwwwww, Did I hurt the itty bitty moderator's feelings with facts?

      Couldn't let the facts get in the way of an emotional argument now!

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    43. Re:Does it matter? by jsight · · Score: 1

      I suppose that could be true, but I usually take the words at their face value.


      I don't really believe you do that. Here's an example that kind of illustrates the point that we put a lot of context around the things that we read:
      http://jroller.com/page/rickross?entry=of_course_i t_matters_who

      Context always matters.
    44. Re:Does it matter? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      You certainly should take into account the messenger when attributing credibility to statements of fact. Inferences, however, should stand on their own and the messenger should have no effect on how you view them.


      I don't see why inferences shouldn't face the same scrutiny. Whether someone is putting forward a message that involves a "fact" or what they infer from any given facts, it is still a matter of how subjective their message is. The more subjective the message, the more importance there is to the context of that message.

      That doesn't mean that any given message should be completely discounted because of the source. Even the most biased messenger might have something worth considering. But whether a person has an agenda to push will definitely affect what judgments they're likely to make.

      Where this becomes really important is when one has to rely entirely on those judgment calls. It is less important when one has the same access to the same facts as (or perhaps even more information than) the messenger.


      In the case of Groklaw, PJ is commenting on documents and proceedings that are matters of public record. In effect, she is making no assertion that she has any special first hand knowledge of the case, so you must decide the degree to which you believe that the court documents actually represent the statements of the parties to the case.

      Furthermore, while she may be the most comprehensive information source on the SCO case, we have access to mainstream media coverage and SCO's own statements. We are not in danger of seeing only data cherry picked by PJ to put SCO in a bad light.

      Therefore, I'd say PJ's identity is not relevant.


      And I generally agree. What's interesting in this particular case is that Groklaw (and PJ's work) is largely transparent. The same ammunition used to make a case against SCO is also available to anyone who would support SCO or criticize Groklaw / PJ. Contrast this against the fact that most of the authors supporting SCO cite information hidden away under NDAs and unprivileged access.
    45. Re:Does it matter? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I don't like the thought of people from Utah voting for politicians who believe they have a right to break into my computer in Peoria.
      I hope for your sake that you don't actually live in Peoria....
    46. Re:Does it matter? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Since it is also a matter of public record that SCO has in the past had PIs tailing PJ, I would assume she is legitimate. Also, I find it interesting that SCO started looking for her just AFTER she publicly announced she was taking a sick leave. I think they waited for her to be unable to respond, and then started slinging mud, knowning that she would be unable to defend herself like she did last time they tried this.

    47. Re:Does it matter? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I believe it shows the normal progression of someone getting better at what they do. Also, her personality comes through in her writing.

      So the team has become more comfortable with the writing project, and maybe one or two of them have started to make it more personal. Blog fraud has been done before.

      No, my opinion is that PJ is who she says she is. She's the real deal.
      Than it shouldn't be hard to prove, yes? And just when SCO says "I call", she "can't be found"? To me it's very suspicious. I'd like to believe PJ is real, but she's the one who decided, as an outside person, to get involved. No one on either side asked her to get involved. Does she really exist? I'd like to know.
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    48. Re:Does it matter? by zobier · · Score: 1

      What Wookie?

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    49. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Does she really exist? I'd like to know.

      While you're checking, see if you can't locate Jimmy Hoffa :-) Something tells me this is a wild goose chase, and the people behind the curtain are finding all this to be very amusing. I have to admit, so do I.

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    50. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      You certainly should take into account the messenger when attributing credibility to statements of fact.

      I have to disagree. There are many ways to verify the veracity of a statement of fact without knowing who said it. And also, like my math teacher always said, "Show your work." So anonymity still works for me. It's a search for truth, not a whodunit.

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    51. Re:Does it matter? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Context always matters.

      Never said it didn't. I just don't always see the need of identifying the speaker as part of the context when hearing the full content of the satement will suffice. I know sound bites are insufficient, and that's what the link shows. At the same time, a sound bite can sometimes stand on its own also, and can be applied out of context, as demonstratd by those who use the staements of nazi propagandists to prove a point. In fact some of those points become more valid when used in a completely different context than originally intended. It was a great link by the way, but some of the comments made my point, I believe.

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    52. Re:Does it matter? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      For example, if PJ was actually a team of IBM-lawyers (which I consider bullshit -- but then again, pretty much anything coming out of SCO is bullshit) then it'd mean that they lied.

      How so? Even though PJ does state her opinions, she includes the relevant public court documents to back them up. That is not lying, deceiving or generally attempting to mislead.

      They'd have been lying because PJ stated multiple times publicly (on Groklaw and elsewhere) that she is not in any way affiliated with IBM. If it turned out PJ was actually a team of IBM-lawyers, then that statement would have been a blatant lie.

      I'm not saying this is the case. Infact I say the oposite: I consider this claim bullshit. But *IF* the claim was correct (IF PJ was actually a team of IBM-lawyers) *THEN* she'd have been lying.

      SCO is, once again, attempting to muddy the waters in a losing battle.

      Sure. Muddying waters is all they've been doing from the get go. Well, that and delaying.

  3. SCO really are nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Trust SCO to accuse someone of being a bunch of acrobatic midgets lawyers in a trench coat.

  4. Well, it is a known fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That there are no real females on the internet. I think SCO may have something here.

    1. Re:Well, it is a known fact... by SaDan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably some FBI agent posing as a 13 year old girl with an agenda against SCO.

    2. Re:Well, it is a known fact... by Teresita · · Score: 1, Redundant

      That there are no real females on the internet. I think SCO may have something here.

      I resemble that remark.

    3. Re:Well, it is a known fact... by alshithead · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Probably some FBI agent posing as a 13 year old girl with an agenda against SCO."

      Close but no cigar. I have from the best sources available that it's really Dateline preparing a big story on PC OS...but keep it on the DL. They will combine it with the true story of ASL and its effect on AOL. They are trying to bring it to the media market PDQ.

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    4. Re:Well, it is a known fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean "resent", silly bint. Now stop embarrasing us all and get back into the kitchen.

    5. Re:Well, it is a known fact... by kirun · · Score: 1

      Which leads to the obligatory SatireWire link for the three people that haven't seen it yet.

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  5. I'd be stoked by WasterDave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll be absolutely stoked if IBM made the whole thing up. Best ... astrotuf ... ever!!

    But somehow I don't think so. Somehow I think she's just kinda knackered.

    Dave

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    1. Re:I'd be stoked by IBM+Corp+Lawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      IANAL, but I can vouch for the fact that she definitely exists.

      Posting anonymously for obvious reasons.

    2. Re:I'd be stoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read this comment. No photos of her on Google Images, no-one ever claiming to have met her in person, and now the mysterious disappearance just 2-3 days after SCO subpoenas her...

      When you add it all up, it really does seem to paint a picture of this woman being a fake.

    3. Re:I'd be stoked by networkBoy · · Score: 0

      Well with your grasp of the /. post features you sure as hell aren't in IT...

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    4. Re:I'd be stoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. We're just not getting something... we have to crack some code...

    5. Re:I'd be stoked by HighBit · · Score: 5, Funny

      --------joke------------>

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    6. Re:I'd be stoked by pallmall1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you add it all up, it really does seem to paint a picture of this woman being a fake.
      Only if you subtract 3000+ articles all written in the same manner, tone, point of view, and personality. You also have to subtract an extremely consistent moderation behavior regarding at least several hundred thousand posts, years of personal email correspondence, and the fact that she has always openly proclaimed her desire for anonymity and protects that anonymity with smart computing habits.

      I'll bet she wouldn't be anonymous for very long if she used Microsoft products.
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    7. Re:I'd be stoked by JasonFWard · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well having followed Groklaw almost from outset, and having watched a very distasteful episode where SCO paid a journalist to track down Pamela, who then posted an article showing pictures of PJ car, house a mother I pretty certain from that alone PJ is a real person.

      Added to that I've spoken to her on the phone and exchanged over the last few years perhaps a couple of dozen emails, she seems very real to me.

      BTW, the article I mention above was withdrawn almost if not totally by all the websites that carried it and indeed some news editors resigned from their posts in protests at what they and many others saw as a gross violation of privacy.

      All the details can be found on Groklaw itself, and Im sure creative use of the internet archive can bring back the disappeared articles no problem.

      And finally, whilst I have no idea about the status of PJ health, I can say from the conversation I had with her a couple of months back I was left thinking she felt pressured and harassed (she didn't say that, it was just the impression I got), I can also confirm from conversations I've had with her she holds herself to a very high level of integrity in what she does and says.

      That SCO are trying to find her again, after the last debacle just leaves me with an even bitterer taste in my mouth with SCO, something I didnt think was possible.

    8. Re:I'd be stoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given that "Pamela Jones" is an anagram of "Me Jalapenos", I can only assume that this is indeed an elaborate hoax.

    9. Re:I'd be stoked by eunos94 · · Score: 1

      You sir, owe me a new keyboard. One without coffee on it, that's been sprayed out my nose. Good show, old chap.

    10. Re:I'd be stoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wooooosh

    11. Re:I'd be stoked by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that made my day. Well-played, sir, well-played!

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    12. Re:I'd be stoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could be as anonymous as her.

      Oh, wait...

    13. Re:I'd be stoked by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      --------sarcasm------------>

                  O /|\ --- you (and the mods)
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    14. Re:I'd be stoked by Attila · · Score: 2, Funny

      --------ascii art------------>

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    15. Re:I'd be stoked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that like a it's a bad thing, but is it really much worse than

      --------joke----8--------->
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      ?

  6. So what? by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why would SCO want to depose Jones? SCO officials declined to comment about the matter. But in the past, company officials have said that Jones and her blog, called "Groklaw," were acting as a front for IBM (nyse: IBM - news - people )--an assertion they may hope to prove in a legal setting. Sounds pretty far fetched, but so what even if she is? Is that even illegal?

    What are the grounds for a subpoena? I don't think she has ever made even a passing hint that she has any inside knowledge of anything. On the contrary, it's all just commentary on publicly available filings.

    However, I will say that the timing and content of her blog post is totally consistent with someone trying not to be found. Just rm -fP your files and don't log in to the server for a while. As long as you haven't left a trail through billing or domain registration, you'd be nearly impossible to find.

    1. Re:So what? by thedarknite · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apparently, they want to be able to show in court that there is a direct relationship between herself and IBM. Although I don't see how that will help them at all.

      Also this little snippet doesn't make much sense either if SCO are claiming that PJ is an IBM shill.

      The SCO vs. IBM lawsuit won't go to trial until a related case, SCO vs. Novell (nasdaq: NOVL - news - people ), has been decided. That case, which is scheduled to be tried later this year, is the one for which SCO is attempting to take a deposition from Jones.

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    2. Re:So what? by scoove · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've participated on Groklaw since the beginning, and would suggest that SCO is very troubled if this is all its legal team is left to manifest on.

      It's comparable to Captain Queeg's determined investigation of the theft of ice cream in the classic Bogart film, The Caine Mutiny. Lacking anything else of substance to confirm his paranoid belief of mass insubordination, Captain Queeg becomes consumed with the delusion that a conspiracy is involved in the disappearance of ice cream on his ship. Unfortunately, this paranoia and further indecision under crisis results in his being relieved of duty.

      SCO's relief of duty isn't far away, from reviewing their financials (absent third party financing at this point, 2007 should be their last as an operating concern). Pursuing delusions of a grand IBM conspiracy through the proxy of Pamela is unfortunate. I can certainly understand the absolute frustration some of Salt Lake City's finest socialites must feel in being beaten by unworthy middle class losers, open source geeks and an old money company like IBM. They were confident that political connections, "contributions" to candidates like dear Senator Hatch, ownership of the state judicial system and other entitlements the Salt Lake City elite expect on their home turf would extend to this litigation. Those born with the proverbial silver spoon affixed to their rear egress-orifice simply can't conceive that those from lessor social classes could ever best them.

      Having closed at $1.01 today, SCO investors (even those who have shorted the stock) need to remember that when this security stresses, liquidity will be impossible to come by. Expect some real fireworks soon when shareholders discover liquidity necessary to exit is gone and a "bank run" occurs. Those considering shareholder action need to move before the management team constructs their parachutes in the next month or so, leaving nothing for creditors and litigants.

      Time's running out...

    3. Re:So what? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Is that even illegal?

      Unfortunately there are people who are trying to make it that way. Coming soon to a country near you.

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    4. Re:So what? by scoove · · Score: 1

      and just a minor correction... Queeg was obsessed with the theft of strawberries, to which he overturned the entire ship, not ice cream as I previously indicated.

      A great movie if you've never seen it.

    5. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure ice cream featured in the Caine Mutiny as well - maybe before the Great Strawberry Conspiracy. Maybe I saw that in the UK version where people watching don't know what strawberries look like ;)

    6. Re:So what? by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah, but remember the moral of that story?

      The real villains turned out to be senior officers, one instigator especially, who chose to follow their own lead instead of faithfully supporting the chain of command and doing what they could to make the situation better instead of worse.

      Indeed, watching that movie reversed my interpretation of A Few Good Men.

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    7. Re:So what? by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      That's so sweet.

      Now how about telling us something that matters, e.g. a few words about PJ?

    8. Re:So what? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Which was no doubt inspired by the true-life obsession that a certain Captain Bligh had with the "theft" of his coconuts ...

    9. Re:So what? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Apparently, they want to be able to show in court that there is a direct relationship between herself and IBM.

      Not only has this lady used an IBM compatible computer for years - she learned to type on an actual IBM typewriter!

      It's another irrelevant fishing expedition to waste time and to attempt to shoot a messenger.

    10. Re:So what? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > Expect some real fireworks soon when shareholders discover liquidity necessary to exit is gone and a "bank run" occurs.

      It also has a mind-boggling 34% short ratio, and they haven't been able to run up a short squeeze yet because everyone going short believes the worst is yet to come. That's right, over a third of the stock is held by people with an interest in SCOX's failure.

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  7. This is silly by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Informative

    See her wikipedia page. It lists her as author of several articles and co-author of a book. At some point she had to meet with editors or sign a contract, information about all of which is probably subject to subpoena. If SCO hasn't looked into this they're just spreading FUD. (The wikipedia article is the first listing when googling "Pamela Jones," for goodness sake: linky

    1. Re:This is silly by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      IBM wrote that wiki page. And the book in question does not exist. Don't bother posting an amazon link. They're in on it too.

    2. Re:This is silly by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Wow! I didn't know that she was also a British painter! Very prolific woman, that Pamela. Either that or IBM's lawyers are also running an art business on the side.

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    3. Re:This is silly by christurkel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, you dont have to meet an author face to face when publishing a book. Lawrence Watt-Evans, an author friend of mine, met his editor for the first time last year after five years of dealing with him. This is not uncommon. Publishers know about telephones, email, etc.

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    4. Re:This is silly by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Publishers know about telephones, email, etc.

      Duh. This means there's a trail to be followed.
      And I assume at some point your friend was paid. There's a paper trail there, which could also be followed. That's my point.
    5. Re:This is silly by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not saying she doesn't exist, but her having a wikipedia page doesn't prove anything to me.

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    6. Re:This is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've written several books, and never met my editorial team. I didn't even have to provide a social security number. Authorship of books is not a proof of existance.

    7. Re:This is silly by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      James Tiptree, Jr. I forget what her name was, but she had an entire career where nobody knew she was a woman (gasp) SciFi writer. I seem to remember somehow a fan staked out her P.O. Box, and that's how it all came to light.

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    8. Re:This is silly by Duhavid · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if I order the book, receive it, and read it, then what is your fallback position?

      Lemme guess, someone ghost wrote the book for IBM.

      And if I met her, shook her hand? Then I guess I dont##$*)#*)(#(*#(CARRIER LOST

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    9. Re:This is silly by alshithead · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Very prolific woman, that Pamela."

      Prolific?

      Main Entry: prolific
      Pronunciation: pr&-'li-fik
      Function: adjective
      Etymology: French prolifique, from Middle French, from Latin proles + Middle French -figue -fic
      1 : producing young or fruit especially freely : FRUITFUL
      2 archaic : causing abundant growth, generation, or reproduction
      3 : marked by abundant inventiveness or productivity

      Perhaps multifaceted?

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    10. Re:This is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind-Control nano-bots hidden in the beer made you THINK you met her.

      You need to smoke this Gnarly Kind to get your head right, then you won't be so paranoid.

    11. Re:This is silly by McFadden · · Score: 1

      Two words. George Elliot.

    12. Re:This is silly by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Lawrence Watt-Evans, an author friend of mine,

      Yeah, well Piers Anthony is my author friend! Name-dropper!

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    13. Re:This is silly by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1
      From the Free Dictionary:

      1. Producing offspring or fruit in great abundance; fertile.
      2. Producing abundant works or results: a prolific artist.

      Three thousand articles qualifies for the second definition quite nicely, I think.
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    14. Re:This is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tsk. It's "NO CARRIER".

      I feel really old now.

    15. Re:This is silly by GeeBee · · Score: 1
      http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/opensources2/toc.ht ml

      This book does exist. And so does an article in it written by Pamela Jones.

      17. Extending Open Source Principles Beyond Software Development
      Pamela Jones

    16. Re:This is silly by qeveren · · Score: 1

      Alice "Raccoona" Sheldon was her real name. I loved her work.

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    17. Re:This is silly by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not the wiki page itself, it's that the information in it is easily researched and verified.

    18. Re:This is silly by AchiIIe · · Score: 1

      I own a copy of the book and I'll go to copyright hell for posting it, but here goes her article on that book.
      (side note: the book is good, even talks about open source biology, which was discussed on Slashdot recently)

      Attribute:
      "Pamela Jones is the founder of Groklaw (http://www.groklaw.net), an experiment in applying open source principles to the field of legal research. Groklaw is also an independent journalistic voice, covering legal news stories from the point of view of the Free and Open Source (FOSS) community. Groklaw is also an anti-FUD web site. It has focused heavily on the SCO litigation, because the community is, after all, while not a direct party to any of the lawsuits, directly interested in and affected by the outcome, since it is their code and their community that is under attack. For that reason, Pamela found it is both natural and appropriate that Groklaw try to contribute to a positive outcome."

      17. Extending Open Source Principles Beyond Software Development

      Pamela Jones

      It starts with an idea.

      Linus, for example, realized that if he put his kernel project online, people all around the world could work on it together, without having to be in the same building. They could quite literally write software in public that way, scattered around the world though they were.

      Understanding such simple things changes the world sometimes.

      But what about other areas? Is it possible to extend that same process to other kinds of work, or is it suitable only for software development? One thing can now be said for sure: legal research can be done that way. Groklaw is the proof of concept. But as I will explain, you need to tweak things just a bit.

      I've done legal research for a living as a paralegal, and now I've done it with the world as a Groklaw volunteer, and I am therefore in a position to make comparisons. I think any company involved in any legal dispute that touches on technology could profit from using the open source method to tap into the community's group knowledge pool.

      I'm a good researcher, and I do excellent work, but I know without a doubt that the input from thousands of readers made a huge difference in what Groklaw was able to accomplish in digging up helpful information in the SCO litigation.
      17.1. How Did It Happen and How Does It Work?

      When I began, it was just l'il ol' me. I had read Slashdot enough to know that while there was a high level of technical knowledge in some of the site's readers, the level of legal knowledge was low. I also saw there was a hunger to understand the law. Technical information that could influence the outcome of a lawsuit was available there, but it was not reaching the attorneys. And legal information that could help techies know what to dig up and helpfully provide was not readily available to the FOSS community.

      At the beginning, I was trying to learn how to blog, because I had a job interview for a freelance assignment helping an attorney with his legal blog. You have to write something if you are blogging, so I decided to write about what I knew best, which is legal research. It felt private, like a diary, and I didn't think anyone would find what I was writing about or care much if they did.

      I wrote to the air, thinking no one would read it anyway, and I horsed around, finding funny graphics for as many of the entries as I could, but it was just for fun, just to learn. I eventually chose to focus on the SCO v. IBM case because it appealed to my sense of humor and stirred my hatred of injustice, and because I knew quite a bit about the GPL, as it happened, and I knew SCO was going to fail on that part of its claims. I was also quite confident that Linus was not going to infringe on anyone's code on purpose. So, every day I'd add a little bit more to the story, as I saw news stories about the case and SCO's claims. I wrote as though I were talking with a good friend over dinner who asked me, "So, what's this SCO case all about? Is there any chance they could win?"

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    19. Re:This is silly by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > And if I met her, shook her hand?

      Then you obviously work for IBM.

      That's basic conspiracy theory stuff. Anyone who successfully manage to discredit the conspiracy theory, are themselves a part of the conspiracy.

    20. Re:This is silly by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Then they hired an actor.

      Ultimately, if you put enough effort into it you could fake someone to any level of detail. You may have to pay someone to change their name if no person with that name exists, but it can be done.

    21. Re:This is silly by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The whole thing seems silly. I recall a story a long time ago (2 years ago.. has it been that long?) that basically was an expose on PJ. Which turned out to be a stalker based reporting not showing anything except how creepy a reporter paid for by SCO could be.

      It even got to a point where PJ declared that she was not suicidal in anyway (after a mysterious suicide in relation to the SCO case) in the event she was found dead under mysterious circumstances.

      This will get you started researching it..
      http://www.groklaw.net/articlebasic.php?story=2005 0509145744287

      To the layman reading Groklaw/Slashdot it clearly looks like an elaborate pump'n'dump share scheme by SCO (or rather the group that bought them). Having people actively pointing out this is what is hurting it.

      The sooner SCO go to jail for what they are doing the better.

    22. Re:This is silly by Sesticulus · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean anything. I wrote two books, half a dozen magazine articles, never met any of the publishers or editors in person. Contracts were signed, but they weren't notarized or anything I could have made up a fake name easily and been done with it.

    23. Re:This is silly by tgd · · Score: 1

      Actually is FUD if its not about a person. When its about a person, its called Libel.

    24. Re:This is silly by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying she doesn't exist, but her having a wikipedia page doesn't prove anything to me.

      Very true, but the information on it can lead to much more substantial proof. It includes a quote from PJ explaining why she started the blog. That quote mentions that she started it shortly before the SCO lawsuits came about. Try doing a whois on the groklaw.com domain and you'll discover that the domain name was originally created on September 2, 2006. SCO didn't file a lawsuit against IBM until March of 2003! The Wikipedia article on the SCO controversies says that SCO first started making noises about their IP being in Linux at the beginning of 2003.

      So, best case scenario is that Groklaw was created four months before SCO even started their whole campaign of FUD and lawsuits. Essentially SCO's motion is implying that IBM has a time machine, after all, how else could they have known to setup a shill site to publicly comment on a lawsuit that wouldn't even be hinted at for four months and wouldn't actually be filed for seven months.

      I think it's safe to say that the odds of PJ being an IBM attorney are incredibly slim.

    25. Re:This is silly by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 0

      See her wikipedia page. It lists her as author of several articles and co-author of a book.

      Publius is listed as the author of the Federalist Papers, but that doesn't mean that Publius existed during the time they were written.

      At some point she had to meet with editors or sign a contract, information about all of which is probably subject to subpoena.

      Not necessarily. It's hard for me to see how PJ is subject to a subpoena, let alone someone who wrote a book listing her as a co-author. And even after you got that subpoena, what if it turns out their communication with "her" was through a third party intermediary who never identified emself? What if their communication was done anonymously through the Internet? It's pretty easy to remain pseudonymous unless you're blowing up mailboxes or something.

      Is Pamela Jones a person, and not just a pseudonym for one or a group of people? I don't see anything on Wikipedia which leads me to believe one way or the other. Does it matter to me? Not really. Whether Jones is a shill for IBM or acting on "her" own is really irrelevant - either way it's obvious the person or people are biased against SCO.

    26. Re:This is silly by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Publishers know about telephones, email, etc.
      Duh. This means there's a trail to be followed.

      And maybe the trail leads to...groklaw.net.

      And I assume at some point your friend was paid. There's a paper trail there, which could also be followed.

      It could be followed, but unless you're dealing with the unibomber I doubt a court is going to let you follow it very far.

    27. Re:This is silly by mgblst · · Score: 1

      She clearly does exist, as you can see from this link. Also note that she has a variety of disguises, very suspicious indeed!

    28. Re:This is silly by Snorpus · · Score: 1
      Didn't you hear? Those IBM guys know *a lot* about computers. Hacking the whois entry was a piece of cake, the hard part was coming up with PJ's personna... they still consider the Red Dress line to be one of "her" best.

    29. Re:This is silly by MirrororriM · · Score: 1

      I followed your google search link and came across this. Looks like SCO is right - not only does she not exist (no picture, no proof), look at the most recent title. Yarrr! I bet she's pirating Linux too!!1!one!!

      Sorry...sleep deprivation and all that...

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    30. Re:This is silly by ThrobbingGristle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does it matter to me? Not really. Whether Jones is a shill for IBM or acting on "her" own is really irrelevant - either way it's obvious the person or people are biased against SCO.

      You don't say so but being biased against SCO does not invalidate groklaw. Virtually everything written on groklaw is exhaustively sourced. If you prefer to not read the commentary because of it's obvious bias, the primary documents really support what Pamela is saying.

      One wonders if, like Microsoft, the bias stems from consistent and very shady business and legal practices leading to some skepticism about the motives of the company in question.

      Anyone who doesn't have an opinion about SCO simply doesn't know enough about this litigation. After years, there still isn't any evidence of their claims being true... nor is there any real support for their crazy legal theories. Couple that with all the attempts to discredit free software, linux, the GPL, and Pamela herself, is there anyone who's opinion isn't negative and therefore biased?

    31. Re:This is silly by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying she doesn't exist, but her having a wikipedia page doesn't prove anything to me.

      Right now, Darl is editing the page.

      "Pamela Jones is the main character in the popular web fiction series Groklaw. Groklaw was created by a writing team at IBM, and is best known for running their entire site on pirated software."

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    32. Re:This is silly by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it was my first foray into such a joke.

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    33. Re:This is silly by fritsd · · Score: 1

      That's not what I get from whois:
      Domain Name: GROKLAW.NET
      Created on: 03-Oct-03
      Unfortunately, I don't remember when I started reading it. I think it was shortly after the lawsuit, when she was still working as a paralegal and before she described herself as a journalist instead. I do recall that she always tried to educate the groklaw readers on the finer points of american legal procedure, and that her "ranty" articles came much much later. I now know more about USA law than Dutch law :-). I hope she gets better soon, and that the SCO-IBM-Novell-Red Hat-Autozone lawsuits are resolved this year.

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    34. Re:This is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Pamela Jones is the founder of Groklaw (http://www.groklaw.net), an experiment in applying open source principles to the field of legal research.

      Its a blog where a non lawyer attempts to explain legal concepts to the masses and then opens the door for comment.

      'open source legal research' would involve open collaboration in the act of preparing materials for ongoing litigation on an advocacy basis or open collaboration in the act of formulating opinion on an advisory basis.

    35. Re:This is silly by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      You don't say so but being biased against SCO does not invalidate groklaw. Virtually everything written on groklaw is exhaustively sourced. If you prefer to not read the commentary because of it's obvious bias, the primary documents really support what Pamela is saying.

      Sure, I agree with this entirely. And even if the website is being run by IBM, that's still not a reason to discount those parts which are well sourced.

      Anyone who doesn't have an opinion about SCO simply doesn't know enough about this litigation.

      I know very little about this litigation, and I think that's plenty. SCO seems to be acting like a troll, and I find the best way to deal with such behavior is to just ignore it. I'll let IBM, Novell, and the others worry about this for now. If I think there's any serious threat to anything at all, I'll learn more about it...

  8. Sure she exists... by Nimloth · · Score: 5, Funny
    Says so in her Wikipedia entry:

    "Others falsely accused her of being associated with IBM."
    Seems quite clear to me she's not associated with IBM... I guess SCO doesn't know about Wikipedia.
    1. Re:Sure she exists... by arth1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Seems quite clear to me she's not associated with IBM... I guess SCO doesn't know about Wikipedia.

      Yeah, cause we all know that if it's in Wikipedia, it must be true...

      She may or she may not be, but that there's an unreferenced claim on Wikipedia that this is false doesn't tell us less gullible people much.
    2. Re:Sure she exists... by QuickFox · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That proves nothing, anyone can edit Wikipedia.

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    3. Re:Sure she exists... by hunterx11 · · Score: 5, Funny

      She may or she may not be, but that there's an unreferenced claim on Wikipedia that this is false doesn't tell us less gullible people much. I am afraid to inform you sir, that you are decidedly not one of the less gullible people.
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    4. Re:Sure she exists... by codegen · · Score: 1

      I guess SCO doesn't know about Wikipedia.

      I would guess that in SCO's mind, the Wikipedia entry is also written by the IBM attorneys

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    5. Re:Sure she exists... by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      Or maybe SCO doesn't take wikipedia to be a 100% correct source.

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    6. Re:Sure she exists... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm.... Wikiality.....

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    7. Re:Sure she exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does prove you don't have a sense of humor.

    8. Re:Sure she exists... by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      Simple (but time consuming) solution: go through the edit history and look for editor IP addresses 9.x.y.z
      Pretty much anyone can edit Wikipedia, but you don't get complete anonymity.

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    9. Re:Sure she exists... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      From het wikipedia entry:

      "Others falsely accused her of being associated with IBM."

      Doesn't sound like the NPOV wikipedia usually requires. This should have been phrased as "Others have accused her of being associated with IBM, but so far this hasn't been proven."

    10. Re:Sure she exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you do, if you create an account (certain people have access to log files, but supposedly they don't go back very far).

    11. Re:Sure she exists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard of anonymizing proxies? Whever I troll Wikipedia I use one.

      Plus, if you create an account your IP address isn't shown in the edit history.

    12. Re:Sure she exists... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Please see this.

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  9. Pamela Jones, a.k.a. PJ, exists. by AllParadox · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, however, am a figment of my own imagination.

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    1. Re:Pamela Jones, a.k.a. PJ, exists. by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I once dreamed that I was an IBM lawyer, but the dream was so vivid that I cannot be sure if I am not now an IBM lawyer dreaming that I am posting on /.

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    2. Re:Pamela Jones, a.k.a. PJ, exists. by Grog6 · · Score: 1

      Nice to see that you are still posting, somewhere.

      I miss the legal analysis you did. (Assuming that this isn't someone different...)

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    3. Re:Pamela Jones, a.k.a. PJ, exists. by indianseason · · Score: 1

      Have not been seeing your postings on groklaw these days. Have you changed your handle or something?

  10. The greatest trick Pamela Jones ever pulled... by karmaflux · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...was convincing SCO she didn't exist.

    Seriously waiting for Darl McBride to drop his coffee mug and see the name of IBM's lead attorney printed on the bottom.

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    1. Re:The greatest trick Pamela Jones ever pulled... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      The biggest question about this whole "doesn't exist" thing is whether it means that Maureen O'Gara was stalking a figment of her imagination earlier.

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    2. Re:The greatest trick Pamela Jones ever pulled... by spotlight2k3 · · Score: 1

      the next greatest trick would be for her to convince sco they didn't exist.

    3. Re:The greatest trick Pamela Jones ever pulled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... I just finished watching that! Like... 5 minutes ago!

    4. Re:The greatest trick Pamela Jones ever pulled... by Stumbles · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, after reading some of Maureen O'Gara's articles, it wouldn't surprise me.

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    5. Re:The greatest trick Pamela Jones ever pulled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      come on, if you are going to post a coment like that you should have at least created an account with the name of Keyser Söze

  11. Timeline by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    PJ taking a break for health reasons: 02/10

    Forbes TFA: 02/13/07

    FTFA "SCO tried last week to serve a subpoena to Jones" = 02/04 - 02/10

    What I don't get is on what grounds SCO can claim that they need to depose PJ, it isn't like she is material to their case.

    Couldn't they have just hired a P.I. to find her?

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    1. Re:Timeline by numbski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you every seen someone mess with a cat? Poke at it, prod at it harass it? Perhaps you're just playing, and the cat starts to get wound up...

      Now someone else comes along, perhaps its owner, reaches down to pet it...cat bites owner.

      Why? Misdirected aggression. Taking things out on whatever is near it just because it is so intensely focused on something troubling it, that it can only focus on that trouble.

      Funny. The solution to misdirected aggression in a cat is to put the cat in a dark room, no lights, no noise. Nothing to further agitate it.

      Seems we need to toss Darl in a dark room, no lights, no noise...

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    2. Re:Timeline by codegen · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they have just hired a P.I. to find her?

      Given the problems HP had with using PIs, I would think even SCO would think twice before.....

      ...You're right...

      Good question. I'm not sure what legal information a PI would have access to that the lawyers wouldn't. I guess they could try and pretext Groklaw's ISP, however the consequences if they got caught (daydreams for a moment about the possiblities) would be rather counter productive.

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    3. Re:Timeline by nihaopaul · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      PJ taking a break for health reasons: 02/10
      Couldn't they have just hired a P.I. to find her?
      i'd rather pay for a B.J oh wait, wrong place...
    4. Re:Timeline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't they have just hired a P.I. to find her? With what?

      From what I've read (primarily on Groklaw, natch), SCO is just about flat broke.
    5. Re:Timeline by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with using PIs. When a company uses PIs to gain telephone records of their board of director under false pretenses/false IDs, there is something wrong with that.

    6. Re:Timeline by LuYu · · Score: 1

      Seems we need to toss Darl in a dark room, no lights, no noise...

      ... a dark room with and iron door and a solid lock ...

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    7. Re:Timeline by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!

      Calm down there DArl, we believe you... (has someone got one of those nice long sleeved white trench coats?

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    8. Re:Timeline by tktk · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...no oxygen.

    9. Re:Timeline by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      There are four lights!!!
      I get it, Picard.
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      3 things about computers: they're alive, they're self-aware, and they hate your guts.
    10. Re:Timeline by muffen · · Score: 1
      Little copy/paste from Wikipedia:

      Jones reveals very little personal information, as she considers it private and has expressed from the beginning a strong preference for avoiding fame. Here are the reasons she gave in the early days for using just her initials: "I originally wanted to stay anonymous, in a sense, by just saying PJ. Eventually media attention and other factors made it impossible to remain just PJ but I would have if I could have. I have no desire to be famous, for one thing.
      So, SCO doesn't like groklaw, PJ doesn't want people to know who she is... anyone else think that SCO is doing this just to get her out in the light, just because they don't like groklaw?
    11. Re:Timeline by codegen · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with using PIs.

      Never said there was. However, even a PI has to have something to start with. And in this particular case, there isn't a lot. Not from legal sources anyways.

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    12. Re:Timeline by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is on what grounds SCO can claim that they need to depose PJ, it isn't like she is material to their case

      You must be new here. :P Seriously though, SCO doesn't have ground for any of the lawsuits. It accused IBM of putting their SysV UNIX in Linux for which there is no proof despite having all Linux code and all IBM's code. They've fall back on position that since IBM had access to and used SysV code, all IBM code can be controlled by SCO. They've sued Novell over what seems to be a clear contract dispute. SCO does not have any evidence that Novell sold/granted them anything more than a license to distribute and administer UNIX rights. They sued Daimer Chrylser because Chrysler migrated from SCO Unix to Redhat Linux years before the they became SCO. The reason: well Chrysler didn't certify to them that they weren't running SCO UNIX on any of their machines.

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  12. did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    tooo funny!
    Registrant:
          Domains by Proxy, Inc.
          DomainsByProxy.com
          15111 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353
          Scottsdale, Arizona 85260
          United States

          Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
          Domain Name: GROKLAW.COM
                Created on: 26-Sep-02
                Expires on: 26-Sep-09
                Last Updated on: 06-Dec-05

    go check out http://domainsbyproxy.com/

    awesome.. ;)

    -dirtbag

    1. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by jours · · Score: 2, Informative

      > go check out http://domainsbyproxy.com/
      >
      > awesome.. ;)

      That's the service GoDaddy uses when you chose "Make this domain private". They hold the registration and then just forward all the e-mail (and US mail too I believe) to whatever they have on record for you.

      Most registrars have something similar.

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    2. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Optimism. There have been several cases where GoDaddy and DomainsByProxy gave up that information, even without subpoena - notably, recently, a certain security blog that got a lot of coverage on Slashdot a week or so ago.

    3. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So... even though the registration information is private, we do know a little bit. It seems that the DNS, website, and email are hosted by UNC.

      $ dig +short -t NS groklaw.net
      ns2.unc.edu.
      ns.unc.edu.
      $ dig +short -t MX groklaw.net
      0 mail.ibiblio.org.
      $ dig +short groklaw.net
      152.46.7.81
      $ dig +short vhost.ibiblio.org
      152.46.7.81

      <ConspiracyTheory>
      The directory of ibiblio.org is Paul Jones. Perhaps that's the real PJ :)
      </ConspiracyTheory>

    4. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by jachim69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. Awesome.

      Until GoDaddy decided that one unfounded letter is enough for them to shut down your whole domain^W^W^W^W^Wreveal your true identity.

    5. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by gundersd · · Score: 1

      check out the whois on the IP it's hosted at:

      OrgName: North Carolina Research and Education Network
      OrgID: CNRT
      Address: PO Box 12889
      Address: 3021 Cornwallis Rd.
      City: Research Triangle Park
      StateProv: NC
      PostalCode: 27709
      Country: US

      NetRange: 152.46.0.0 - 152.46.255.255
      CIDR: 152.46.0.0/16
      NetName: NCREN-B46
      NetHandle: NET-152-46-0-0-1
      Parent: NET-152-0-0-0-0
      NetType: Direct Allocation
      NameServer: NCNOC.NCREN.NET
      NameServer: REGGAE.NCREN.NET
      Comment:
      RegDate: 1994-08-08
      Updated: 2004-05-10

      RTechHandle: NH34-ORG-ARIN
      RTechName: NCREN Hostmaster
      RTechPhone: +1-919-248-1111
      RTechEmail: hostmaster@ncren.net

      OrgTechHandle: NH34-ORG-ARIN
      OrgTechName: NCREN Hostmaster
      OrgTechPhone: +1-919-248-1111
      OrgTechEmail: hostmaster@ncren.net

      ... and the wikipedia page on research triangle park suggests IBM have quite a large amount of their operations hosted there.

      .. the plot thickens.

    6. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And maybe the home of Red Hat?

    7. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Technician · · Score: 1

      suggests IBM have quite a large amount of their operations hosted there

      True, but so do a lot of other companies. Of the 39,000 employees in the park, only 11,000 are IBM.

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    8. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by gundersd · · Score: 1

      True, but so do a lot of other companies. Of the 39,000 employees in the park, only 11,000 are IBM.

      Good point. After some further checking it seems that the IP that hosts groklaw also hosts ibiblio.org and appears to be part of a MCNC data center. In fact, I'm kicking myself because the main groklaw page even has a little logo that says *HOSTED BY IBIBLIO* .. *duh*.

      .
    9. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they're the registrants of record on all of my domains, too. Hey, does that mean that I'm an IBM corporate lawyer? If so, I've got some back pay coming to me ...

    10. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by pjones · · Score: 4, Informative

      ibiblio has hosted GrokLaw for years. But I am not Pamela Jones. We also host Eric S. Raymond's site. But I am not Eric S. Raymond.

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    11. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're not Pamela Jones. You're Paul Jones writing under the "pen name" of Pamela Jones (which is really quite an obvious name to pick out, I've got to say...)

      Not to mention the speed at which you were quick to deny this claim is suspect. If it's perfectly obvious that you're not writing under her name, how come they're having trouble finding her? How come she won't come forward and answer SCO's legal claims, being that she seems to think that they're all false and groundless? What does she have to be afraid of?

      Nothing, because she doesn't exist. You, on the other hand, risk being exposed.

    12. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by pjones · · Score: 2, Informative

      Frankly I don't have time to be Pamela Jones; being Paul Jones is a full time job with too much overtime! And GrokLaw existed quite a while before coming to ibiblio -- as did Eric S. Raymond's site.

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    13. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the speed at which you were quick to deny this claim is suspect.

      Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? (Score:5, Interesting)
      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 13, @08:21PM (#18007724)

      Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? (Score:3, Informative)
      by pjones (10800) on Wednesday February 14, @05:53AM (#18010802)

      If you call 'quick' 9 and a half hours...

    14. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by jvkjvk · · Score: 2, Funny

      ibiblio has hosted GrokLaw for years. But I am not Pamela Jones. We also host Eric S. Raymond's site. But I am not Eric S. Raymond. How can we be sure? I have never seen all three of you at the same time, and I doubt anyone else has either. Just by protesting so loudly we must step back and reassess the truthiness of your statements.

      Bringing extraneous facts into the mix only serve to confuse the matter and further support the notion that you are indeed Pamela Jones. Ever been to Sweden?

      I, myself, am on the fence and await the full details of your airline flights for the past 10 years to make a call. SCO will probably be avaiting your deposition into those flights any time now.

      But seriously, this crap is exactly what SCO wants - to punish PJ and rake her over the coals, ask her obnoxious questions and hope to get some statements they can turn into another motion, and another, and...
    15. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by cananian · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I haven't seen Paul Jones either, and I haven't seen Pamela Jones. But I *have* seen Eric S. Raymond. If all three of these are the same person, we're in a heap of trouble. Yargh!

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    16. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Especially if he shows up in a red dress.

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    17. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by pjones · · Score: 1

      Well, it is Valentine's Day...

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    18. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the hint. Must be your wife:
      "He is married to Sally Greene, a research lawyer and member of the Town Council of Chapel Hill."

    19. Re:did yall check the whois for groklaw? by pjones · · Score: 1

      hee. she's way too busy to be p jones. but if you move to chapel hill, we'd appreciate your vote.

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  13. A slight to EFF? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    FTA (emphasis mine):

    Other companies have taken legal action against bloggers only to have those actions backfire. In January, Apple (nasdaq: AAPL - news - people ) was reportedly forced to pay $700,000 to cover the legal expenses of bloggers against whom it had tried to take legal action, thanks to the efforts of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a San Francisco group that defends bloggers.

    Oh, so that's what EFF does.


    Good thing Forbes cleared that up for me, I thought they do a lot more than that. And what does San Fran have to do with this case? EFF is an national organization -- and though it is based in SF, the article misrepresents tham as being a local group.
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    1. Re:A slight to EFF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The language is fine. It's the equivalent of saying "The Marine Corps, an American organization that uses tanks." Yes they have other things besides tanks, and they do tend to go to other places besides the USA.

      I'm pretty sure the EFF takes no affront to the fact that an article says they are based out of San Francisco and defend the free speech of bloggers among other things :P

    2. Re:A slight to EFF? by strider44 · · Score: 1

      Of course they do a lot more than that, however it's not exactly relevant to the article.

    3. Re:A slight to EFF? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3

      The language is fine. It's the equivalent of saying "The Marine Corps, an American organization that uses tanks." Yes they have other things besides tanks, and they do tend to go to other places besides the USA.

      It's not the equivalent -- most readers will already know what the USMC is. Not so for EFF -- the reason I have a problem with the representation in TFA is that to many Forbes readers, this is probably the first they've heard of EFF. Considering that Forbes is geared towards white-collar businesspeople, many of whom have no particular interest in 'defending bloggers', though they may have an interest in promoting digital freedom in other contexts, I think that it is journalistically irresponsible to define an organization by one small part of their activity.
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    4. Re:A slight to EFF? by Knara · · Score: 1

      I never remember your nick, just your Tolkien .sig

      Sad that I never have mod points when I need them.

    5. Re:A slight to EFF? by LuYu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...thanks to the efforts of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a San Francisco group that defends bloggers.

      That was also my first reaction when I read that. It is obviously an attempt to marginalize the EFF by making it look like a stupid hippie organization from SF that defends kooks on the Internet. I always thought the defense of Free Speech was everybody's responsibility, and the Constitution is not exactly new technology.

      This should come as no surprise as the reporter is Daniel Lyons (ugh... human resources... what a creep). PJ appears to have gotten after him in this Groklaw article (which points to this Forbes.com article). And has mentioned him in several other articles(no, I am not going to read and comment on all of them for this post -- do it yourself). He refers to PJ's criticism in today's posted article:

      Jones also has criticized some journalists who cover the lawsuits, including this reporter, accusing them of being biased in favor of SCO.

      As an interesting side note, the reference Groklaw and Forbes articles mention this odd little tidbit:

      Another beneficiary could be John Wall, chief executive of Vista.com , a Redmond, Wash., company that last August struck a licensing arrangement with SCO.

      Does anybody else find it interesting that there is a Redmond, Washington based company named, of all things Vista.com that invested in SCO at the beginning of the lawsuit? We all know that MS used Baystar as an investment front for the SCO litigation, but this makes it appear that MS had as many as three fronts set up to invest money in SCO right before the lawsuit (MS's purchase of a SCO license was the third).

      Considering Windows Vista is MS's new "killer" product which incorporates hardware DRM to defend MS from Linux, could "Vista" mean a broad plan to attack FOSS in general?

      I thought the devil had many names. Why is he using the same one more than once this time?

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      All data is speech. All speech is Free.
    6. Re:A slight to EFF? by XO · · Score: 1

      Interesting thing about MS purchasing an SCO license, is that MS actually -owned- SCO at one point, didn't they? Microsoft Xenix? SCO Xenix? hmm.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    7. Re:A slight to EFF? by Snorpus · · Score: 1
      Well, Microsoft owned (created?) Xenix, a Unix for the 386. But they sold the product to Santa Cruz Organization. Caldera bought the product line from Santa Cruz, and renamed itself SCO.

      Or something like that, it's too early in the day to get all the specifics right.

    8. Re:A slight to EFF? by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      MS subcontracted Unix (Xenix) development work to SCO and later sold the copyrights to them. They probably had shares in SCO but never owned it outright. In any case, that was the old SCO, not SCO-which-was-Caldera.

    9. Re:A slight to EFF? by Experiment+626 · · Score: 4, Funny

      thanks to the efforts of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a San Francisco group that defends bloggers.

      What do you expect from Forbes, a New York newsletter that prints stock tips?

  14. He might be on to something here by Dachannien · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news, Darl McBride was overheard saying, "I don't believe that CowboyNeal actually exists. I believe that Slashdot is actually written by a bunch of SCO haters."

    1. Re:He might be on to something here by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I believe that Slashdot is actually written by a bunch of SCO haters.

      That must be the first sane thought Darl has had in years. Of course, at this point, he could have thought the same about people from Sourceforge, MacWorld, the FAA, the Nebraska Pipe Fitter's Union, The Girl Scouts...

      I'm guessing he doesn't get many christmas cards these days.

    2. Re:He might be on to something here by selex · · Score: 1

      That can't be true. I saw his picture in PC Magazine last week, which is now sitting in the garbage because thats were the magazine belongs, but anyway how can you photograph someone that doesn't exist. PC Magazine reads can't be delusional about his existence, they can be delusional about how much computer knowledge they have.

      Selex

    3. Re:He might be on to something here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      close, but not quite.

      Slashdot is actually written by a bunch of Microsoft haters!!!

  15. What did you just call my wife? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    (Or are you claiming that thing she's on isn't the internet?)

    B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:What did you just call my wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pictures of them, sure. Using it, no.

  16. Python by fche · · Score: 1

    I'm Pamela Jones. And so is my wife.

    1. Re:Python by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      No, I'm Spartacus!

      Wait... what?

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    2. Re:Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! I'm Spartacus!

    3. Re:Python by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      I thought your wife was named Incontinentia Buttox.

      --
      The only surefire protection against Microsoft infections is abstinence. - The Onion
  17. Delay #... by pionzypher · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Delay tactic #34785 by SCO. No purpose besides attempting to cast more FUD on the issue. If they claim IBM is the PJ from Groklaw after she takes a break; allowing the courts to search for her for weeks/months... It's a good delay tactic.
     
      I sincerely hope SCO rots in hell and as for Mr. DM... A jail cell looks nice.

    --
    I'll believe in corporations having personhood when Texas executes one... - advocate_one
    1. Re:Delay #... by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      SCO will just claim that the Pamela who has returned from her "break" is a completely NEW Pamela.

    2. Re:Delay #... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Groklaw's been put on hiatus for retooling?

    3. Re:Delay #... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      #34785? Damn, I had #-34740, stupid 16-bit integers.

      --
      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
  18. More SCO FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Groklaw has been around since before SCO's litigation began, and SCO already hired a private detective to find out where she lives months ago, and then provided it to one of their media contacts who was writing whatever BS SCO was feeding them.

    1. Re:More SCO FUD by bconway · · Score: 1

      Read the article. Groklaw started two months after the litigation began by "an enthusiast." I think it's pretty funny Slashdot has been astroturfed for upwards of 4 years.

      --
      Interested in open source engine management for your Subaru?
  19. Delay by Xenographic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's yet another SCO delay tactic, in my estimation. I think everyone should know by now just how far they've drawn out this process. There was a mention on Pacer that said something about getting an extension of time to do more depositions.

    Oh, and of course you'd be right to think that they're probably trying to make her personal information public. I think most people here should remember when Maureen O'Gara wrote that nasty piece with information gathered by SCO's PIs, who have been stalking PJ for a long time now, so far as I'm aware.

    As for what they'll do with that information, I don't know. But SCO put out fake signs back when they were picketed, so no matter what they do I bet it'll be something mean. Of course, if *that* happens, you can bet that someone will be looking up Darl's home phone number and posting it in that Slashdot story. You know, just in case someone wanted to help him understand why people don't like it when you post their personal information... :]

    1. Re:Delay by plover · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think most people here should remember when Maureen O'Gara wrote that nasty piece
      Almost as nasty as this piece about the MoGTrolls.
      --
      John
    2. Re:Delay by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

      Is that nasty? I'd call it a semi-coherent /. rant containing no personal information, at least none I could decipher in the first third of the message, where I gave up.

    3. Re:Delay by budgenator · · Score: 4, Funny

      The guys at SCOX act like new-money rich people, They buy something and pay a lot of money for it, and its better than what I'd be able to buy, but only a little bit better; and certainly not worth the price difference. Now guys like the SCOX guys have no self-esteem, and derive the sense of self-worth externally, and when they finally start to realize the Linux really is as good or almost as good as the Unix they overpayed for, then over course the Linux guys must have stolen it from Unix. Same with lawyes, the paralegal PJ is as good as SCOX's legal team, so to the SCOXers she's got to be an IBM lawyer.

      Maybe Daryl's problem started when he was in the seventh grade, and all the other boys teased him about having a small penis in the gym class shower, one to many wedgies can snap a mind you know. Maybe we should in the spirit of forgiveness let bygones be bygones and all chip in and buy some of those penis enlarging thingies I keep getting advertisements for in my Email and have them sent to the SCOX corporate gym! That way the SCOXers can pump up their self-esteem in a way that doesn't hurt the rest of society.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    4. Re:Delay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't they just ask Maureen O'Grady?

    5. Re:Delay by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      Ya know, it almost sounds like SCO was taken over by Scientologists...

      --

      This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    6. Re:Delay by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's yet another SCO delay tactic

      And hitting a new and irrelevant low. What could they possibly get of any use in court proceedings from dragging in somebody that is reporting on court proceedings? How do they get something like this approved? If I was infamous in the USA could I get Letterman dragged into court as a witness if he made a joke about me?

      Of course, if *that* happens, you can bet that someone will be looking up Darl's home phone number and posting it in that Slashdot story.

      Don't do it - remember the guy hired bodyguards, was talking about how he carried a gun for his own protection from linux users (!?!?!) and had the hubris to make investors and clients sit through a video depicting himself as James Bond. I'd like to see him put inside for fraud instead of for murdering some poor person that walks into his delusions.

  20. Prerhaps she's on a much needed vacation? by wwrmn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I envision the iced Coronas, discarded laptop, and legalese drawn lazily in the sand by a toe.

    Enjoy your rest!

    --
    until ( $win ) { &cheat }
    1. Re:Prerhaps she's on a much needed vacation? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Well, she's not here.

      --
      What?
  21. Daniel Lyons strikes again by whackeroony · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot is as stupid for allowing his tripe to be posted here as Forbes is in employing him

    1. Re:Daniel Lyons strikes again by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Agreed.

      I had to go seven pages of posts to find someone finally identifying the author of this garbage as the same tool who's been shilling for Microsoft and SCO at Forbes since forever.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  22. Statistical analysis by Goonie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There's a large amount of work that's been done on statistical author identification. I wonder whether somebody who knows how it works could analyse the Groklaw archives to determine whether the same person wrote all the posts (though you might need to process the text first to remove quotations).

    I'm not a regular reader of Groklaw - it's become abundantly clear that SCO is unlikely to win and the case is just going through extended death throes - but on the occasions I've done so PJ's writing style seemed pretty consistent.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    1. Re:Statistical analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally know several of the maintainers, and contributors. I have also transcribed/proof read doc's. No way is all of the articles written by PJ.

    2. Re:Statistical analysis by antibryce · · Score: 1

      There's not much to it. You lay out a feature set you'll be measuring similarity with and use some statistical machine learning method (most likely Naive Bayes.) A good paper to get you started is here. That's a link to Google's html translation, the link to the original PDF is at the top.

    3. Re:Statistical analysis by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not that I think she isn't a real person, but such a test would be meaningless.

      A) It wouldn't mean that the one person writing all of the posts isn't a shill from IBM.
      B) Sometimes people write differently depending on the mood they're in. One minute they might be using proper grammar and punctuation, the next OMG PONIES~1!!!

    4. Re:Statistical analysis by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This article about her experience at LinuxWorld 2005 in Boston comes to my mind whenever doubts are cast about her existence.

    5. Re:Statistical analysis by Len · · Score: 1

      SCO could hire the same experts for this that they used to prove that Linux was copied from Darl McBride's dog's pawprints.

    6. Re:Statistical analysis by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      The mystery of PJ is a substantial part of Groklaw's value. If SCO damages that value by forcing her to disclose her identity, can she sue?

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
    7. Re:Statistical analysis by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      On what grounds? If the judge allows the deposition to happen, she can probably ask that it be sealed, but I'd think that would be the extent of her available relief.

    8. Re:Statistical analysis by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Jane Does testify all the time, whenever there is any argument that there is a compelling
      interest in concealing the witness' identity. All the court needs is an affadavit sworn to
      by a disinterested party that the individual does exist and is not affiliated with IBM.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  23. Personally by WillRobinson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am looking forward to watching PJ saunter down towards the stand in her red dress, as the crowd throws rose pedals.

    1. Re:Personally by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      I am looking forward to watching PJ saunter down towards the stand in her red dress, as the crowd throws rose pedals.
      ... and an exit from the court room that looks something like the scene in the art museum from the movie "The Thomas Crowne Affair" (lots of look-alikes; each wearing a red dress). With a couple of dozen volunteers it could probably be arranged.

      Cheers,
      Dave

      --
      They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
      Ben
    2. Re:Personally by nacturation · · Score: 1

      ... as the crowd throws rose pedals. Is that from some strange kind of botanical bicycle?
      --
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    3. Re:Personally by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I am looking forward to watching PJ saunter down towards the stand in her red dress, as the crowd throws rose pedals. - yes, the rose pedals from a rose bicycle. I hope she wears that red dress with a red helmet, because if a rose pedal hits me on the head once and I tell you, it wasn't all that rosy.

    4. Re:Personally by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Obviously the pedal hit me on the head like 2 minutes ago, that's why the grammar of the previous comment is somewhat skewed.

    5. Re:Personally by Q-Cat5 · · Score: 1

      A Rose Pedal from a Rose Bicycle?

      Maybe Rosebud *wasn't* a sled?

      --
      Raoul Mitgong: Unhelpful.
  24. I would say that she has a health problem by andy314159pi · · Score: 5, Funny

    A few days ago PJ posted a note on Groklaw saying that she is taking some time away from the blog for health reasons;

    SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist
    I would say that failing to exist would indeed be a serious health problem that you should probably take time out to treat.
    1. Re:I would say that she has a health problem by XO · · Score: 1

      Particularly so, if it were to suddenly just HAPPEN .. one moment you EXIST.. then the next moment.. you DON'T.. that'd kinda suck.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    2. Re:I would say that she has a health problem by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Yep, one thing worse than waking up dead is waking up never having existed at all.

    3. Re:I would say that she has a health problem by abb3w · · Score: 1

      I would say that failing to exist would indeed be a serious health problem that you should probably take time out to treat.

      I do hope she hasn't fallen prey to Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure. That would be horrible; the case is already too surreally Adams-esqe already.

      --
      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  25. I second the emotion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who doesn't know little Danny Lyons is a hack who writes this junk for ad impressions (thanks for paying him, /.) must be living in bizarro world... or Utah... but I repeat myself.

  26. Forbes again. by AJWM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, this is Forbes. They're a known SCO schill, always eager to publish puff pieces by their reporter whats-his-name (Dan's Lying? something like that) that are basically slightly revised SCO press-releases.

    I wouldn't take any of it too seriously.

    --
    -- Alastair
    1. Re:Forbes again. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey, this is Forbes. They're a known SCO schill, always eager to publish puff pieces by their reporter whats-his-name (Dan's Lying? something like that) that are basically slightly revised SCO press-releases.


      This isn't the first time Daniel Lyons has floated the "who is Pamela Jones" line. That particular article also shed tears over O'Gara being called down for her stalking. It is worth noting that both Lyons and O'Gara (for whatever reasons) tend to tow SCO's line in their articles. And both have been soundly criticized by PJ and Groklaw. Anyone new to this should note there's a bit of a nasty history going on here. As the parent pointed out, there's little wonder where this article comes from.

  27. Work Product Privilege by Grond · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A lot of people are asking why SCO would want to do this or would care. My theory is that SCO hopes to get access to IBM's attorneys' work product.

    Normally an attorney's work product (memos, notes, theories, etc created as part of the attorney's work for a client) cannot be discovered by the opposing side. It works like attorney-client privilege.

    However, just like the attorney-client privilege, the work product privilege can be waived intentionally or unintentionally if the attorney (or client) shares the information with someone outside the attorney-client relationship. SCO's theory may well be that if an IBM lawyer posts to Groklaw an analysis of the case that amounts to a summary of IBM's theory on the case, then SCO should be allowed access to all of the attorney's related work product. Depending on the judge, SCO may even be granted access to all of the work product of every attorney at that firm assigned to the SCO v. IBM case, although that's pretty unlikely unless the judge has some pet peeve about attorneys commenting to the media/public about ongoing cases.

    So, while this may seem like just another last-ditch delay tactic by SCO (and it probably is), there may well be a not-entirely-unreasonable legal basis for it.

    (Note: I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice.)

    1. Re:Work Product Privilege by AJWM · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interesting assertion, but it's ridiculous to suggest that any IBM lawyer did any such thing. I mean, there's absolutely no evidence that....

      Oh, wait, this is SCO we're talking about.

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      -- Alastair
    2. Re:Work Product Privilege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you hit the nail on the head. It isn't necessarily that she is employed by IBM, or IBM's lawyers, but if she is not an attorney for them or an employee of IBM, then she would not have the attorney-client privilege. She may know a good deal more than what she is saying on groklaw.

    3. Re:Work Product Privilege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Just because an attorney speaks to someone else about a case does not automatically give the right for the opposition to subpoena that person for that information.

      I personally do not care who or what PJ is. Getting an opposing view and bringing to light some of SCO's idiotic movements and actions was interesting regardless or who performed the analysis. SCO started this campaign with the media and FUD and I truely believe it was a major part of their overall game plan (remeber the SCO claims of millions lines of code and having enough evidence to fill up a truck load). Groklaw and other forums exploited and poked holes in SCO's attempts to sway the publics opinion.

    4. Re:Work Product Privilege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blow me.

      (I am a lawyer, and this is legal advice.)

      (I loath insipid legal disclaimers. Stop bending over for trial lawyers.)

    5. Re:Work Product Privilege by abb3w · · Score: 1

      Just because an attorney speaks to someone else about a case does not automatically give the right for the opposition to subpoena that person for that information.

      But it might get you enough of a legal leg to stand on that the judge won't instantly throw the motion out while laughing hysterically, and (more important) won't be admissible later as evidence of vexatious litigation.

      In the US, anyone can sue anyone for anything at any time... but that doesn't mean your case will last nineteen seconds in front of a judge, nor that you won't be liable for your opponent's legal costs and punitive damages for filing such a dumb lawsuit in the first place. Right now, SCO's tactics appear consistent with stalling for time to maximize the revenue corporate officers may obtain by unloading overpriced stock, while trying to avoid incurring any liabilities that will reach beyond corporate bankruptcy. The motion is consistent with such.

      I also think the motion is pathetic. Assume that SCO's claim has some basis, that PJ in fact stands for Plenum Judicia, and that the postings made by PJ represent part of IBM's legal analysis. That means, even with IBM telling them at least part of what they think about the case, and pointing out what mistakes SCO's legal team is making, SCO still hasn't put together a coherent case. Alternatively, maybe they just hope PJ is a real and humble paralegal unconnected to IBM, and will be more help putting together a plan of attack than SCO's current legal team.

      Either way, SCO doesn't look too bright.

      --
      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    6. Re:Work Product Privilege by originalucifer · · Score: 1

      Having read Groklaw since the beginning, I have never seen a piece of information posted by PJ that was not publicly attainable.

  28. say a word for PJ! by jamienk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not only is PJ a real person, but she is one of the few public intellectuals who really inspire with her integrity, honesty, and quirkiness. I swear I almost shed a tear when she resigned from a paying job to quickly dispel the FUD-of-the-week about her. It is amazingly rare to read such a person in todays world on issues of technology, business, and the law.

    Quirk: She ardently enforces a policy of no cursing (she gives warning to users who write "BS"). She claims this is to keep discussion respectful.

    She stands tall for what she believes is right, whether it relates to the SCO case or not. She has focused on many other issues, including great coverage of the current MS anti-trust case, and the MS/Novel deal, a well as long and recurring essays on ethics.

    She graciously defers to people who know more than her on technical issues, and is willing to change her mind.

    The underlying themes of her blog (often discussed explicitly) are:

    * The US legal system is an attempt to be fair under difficult and complex situations -- it's hard to see this sometimes, but cynicism is an incorrect analysis.

    * Business can be good, but business does NOT mean a sacrifice of all values except a quick buck. She is very pro-business.

    * A person who stands firm in their knowledge of truth, even as others attack them, has a very difficult road ahead of them; but those who lie, attack, or surrender face harsh spiritual repercussions. In this, as in almost all of her attitude, a Christian sensibility shines through. But rather than being off-putting, dogmatic, or familiar, she comes across as convincing, passionate, and wise.

    Thank you PJ! You are a role model for us all!

    1. Re:say a word for PJ! by arun_s · · Score: 5, Informative

      ..she is one of the few public intellectuals who really inspire with her integrity, honesty, and quirkiness. I swear I almost shed a tear when she resigned from a paying job to quickly dispel the FUD-of-the-week about her.
      I started reading Groklaw late, but I did find about this incident too. The link is here.
      And here's a memorable quote from that post, where she's explaining her reasons for resigning:
      Money is nice, but integrity is everything. --PJ, Groklaw.
      Truly an amazing lady.
      --
      I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.
    2. Re:say a word for PJ! by russryan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm still waiting for *anyone* to say that they know her personally. As it stands, she exits only by her work.

    3. Re:say a word for PJ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As it stands, you don't exist either. I could say I was her next door neighbor, and that'd just extend one more layer of "doesn't exist" as well. Who knows me?

    4. Re:say a word for PJ! by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quirk: She ardently enforces a policy of no cursing
      As she is not a lefty blogger, that is not a quirk. In fact, it's a quite common trait out in the real world.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    5. Re:say a word for PJ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And she provides a safe haven for half the world's high-functioning autistics to talk to each other.

    6. Re:say a word for PJ! by Quantam · · Score: 1

      ...was that a eulogy?

      --
      You have tried to support your argument with faulty reasoning! Go directly to jail; do not pass Go, do not collect $200!
    7. Re:say a word for PJ! by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      You've got to be fucking kidding.

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    8. Re:say a word for PJ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH GOD
      I want to make babies with her

    9. Re:say a word for PJ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on, Brandyfuck. God saith thou shalt not curse. Except that is not what God said. Of course, evidence and/or proof of God's existence or what She said is harder to come by than manifest proof of P.J.'s existence. How do you know what God said? How do you know what P.J. said? How do you know God exists? How do you know P.J. exists? Do you, perhaps, enforce a double standard in these matters. Or do you use the same standard of proof to assert the existence (or non-existence) of one and the other?

      So, anyways, I looked through the Bible and cannot find the passage that ascribes to God a notion that saying the word FUCK or Fuck or fuck is somehow verboten in God's law (i.e., not allowed by biblical decree). I do know that removing words that generally just impart an expression of strong emotion helps those writing about a subject to have and communicate a more grounded explanation of their arguments and assertions. But then again, I may have learned that in my liberal arts education. I sure did learn to question unbending adherence to a belief system that says that certain old men in my society chosen by divine providence have a monopoly on knowing what is good for me and my family. I tend to try to figure that out for myself (using - shock - science and reason) rather than going to sources like these.

  29. No PJ? Say it isn't so. by gmac63 · · Score: 1
    SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist and that Groklaw is penned by a team of IBM lawyers.



    Sounds a lot like SCO's case so far.

    --

    INSERT INTO comment VALUE('Doh!') WHERE user='you';
  30. Given SCO's history of harassing her... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It wouldn't surprise me in the least if they stepped it up before actually trying to serve her, knowing she couldn't be found if they did that.

    If you have any doubts as to SCO's character, this sums it up:

    http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=148847&c id=12476453

    1. Re:Given SCO's history of harassing her... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      Posit- PJ is from SCO- then subpoena'ing her really is a stall tactic.

  31. "PJ", very interesting.. by Polarism · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I have always personally thought Pamela to exist in the flesh, the timing here is rather interesting. Whoever he or she is, they have made great efforts to create as small of a footprint as possible on the internet. I usually pride myself in being able to find information on things that are quite hard to find information about, and i'll tell you what, it wouldn't surprise me if there is no "Pamela Jones".

    Hopefully I'm wrong and she exists.

    --
    All your base are belong to Google.
    1. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, coincidently just two or three days ago I wanted to put a face to the name "Pamela Jones" and tried to look her up also. For someone with such a high-profile website, it sure is odd that Google Images turns up absolutely nothing.

      You'd think that at least one geek would have had his or her picture taken with "PJ from Groklaw", or at least one person who interviewed her would have taken a picture to accompany the article. But no matter what you search for, you cannot find a photograph of this woman.

      In fact, not a single person who has responded to this thread has actually met her in person, seen her at a conference, or even bumped into her in passing. A few people have stated that they have had email communications with someone claiming to be PJ, but it could be anyone on the other end of that conversation for all they know.

      One person mentioned her Wikipedia entry, but this also contains no real details. She wrote a few articles that were published on some websites (places that do not really go to great lengths to confirm someone's identity), and she was listed among 50 or so other _contributors_ to a little-known O'Reilly book (again, this means nothing, as contributors of this nature are often not paid).

      Even on a regular Google search, you don't turn up even a single blog post where someone says something along the lines of "I had lunch with PJ from Groklaw today...". Of all the people who have ever interviewed her in connection with the SCO case, not a single interview was conducted in person.

      And now this -- a few days after SCO comes looking for her, she disappears due to some mysterious health problem.

      I have to agree that this looks really suspicious, and it would not suprise me in the least either if it turns out "Pamela Jones" doesn't really exist.

    2. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by Polarism · · Score: 1

      In response to the AC, google images wouldn't necessarily mean anything. You can put my first and last name into there and you won't find a picture of me. My father yeah, but not me and I have made zero efforts since I originally started using the internet to hide anything about me. I have no illusions about my privacy online anymore since I did not start out protecting it. Once the cat is out of the bag, there really isn't any putting it back in.

      Granted, if PJ exists, she's a good deal older than I am, and therefore already had a lot of life experience with regards to protecting her privacy, so she may have started out on the right foot online, always being careful of what got thrown up onto the cloud of the internet.

      --
      All your base are belong to Google.
    3. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but who are you? Probably nobody of consequence... How many published articles do you have in Linux journals? How popular is your website amongst open-source enthusiasts? I don't mean to insult you, but there is probably nothing about you that would warrant anyone taking a picture with you and attaching any significance to it.

      However, do a search for anyone of even minor fame or notoriety in the open source community and you usually will find at least a handful of photos of them. Things like "So-and-so giving a talk at the XYZ Developer Conference", or "Me and XYZ having lunch", or just a small photo of them that accompanies an article they've written.

      For someone with as high-profile a site as Groklaw's, you'd expect someone to have snapped a photo of them somewhere and posted it on the web. But there is *nothing* for her, and this most certainly looks a bit suspicious.

    4. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      However, do a search for anyone of even minor fame or notoriety in the open source community and you usually will find at least a handful of photos of them. Things like "So-and-so giving a talk at the XYZ Developer Conference", or "Me and XYZ having lunch", or just a small photo of them that accompanies an article they've written.


      Name a conference where PJ gave a talk. Or perhaps some other situation where she would be required to make her identity known to a sufficiently large enough group.

      Someone who's sufficiently guarded about their privacy shouldn't have a hard enough time keeping themselves off the public radar. That doesn't make them entirely invisible. Keep in mind that O'Gara was on the trail of... well, someone... very possibly PJ. Some would claim that the "expose" that failed to deliver is proof that PJ doesn't really exist. I would suggest that it simply demonstrates that PJ would be justified to remain reclusive and hard-to-find. In that kind of atmosphere, I wouldn't expect someone emailing out headshots for articles and standing up in front of a crowd, announcing their identity.
    5. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by Polarism · · Score: 1

      The problem is that most everyone leaves some sort of footprint on the internet, regardless of their social stature.

      Pictures are actually one of the less common things you will find for a given person unless they have a fairly decent celebrity status. FOSS doesn't exactly have a huge celebrity status associated with it other than a few big names.

      With 5 or 10 minutes of digging a decent portion of the userbase here could figure out my address and phone number, it's not very hard. For someone to be as invisible as she is, requires some serious, serious effort.

      --
      All your base are belong to Google.
    6. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      Google Images turns up absolutely nothing.
      Bullshit. A google image search for "Pamela Jones" turns up a lot of images. Hard to believe they're all fake.
      --
      3 things about computers: they're alive, they're self-aware, and they hate your guts.
    7. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by strider44 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's no secret that PJ treasures anonymity more than most people, very careful and maybe is slightly paranoid (though I don't think there's anything wrong with that)

      I've heard that a few people have met her in person, though most people don't talk so much about it because she likes her anonymity and most public figures respect that.

      Besides, if you read Groklaw enough you'll realise she's definitely one person and pretty definitely a woman. To tell the truth I really wouldn't be surprised if Pamela Jones isn't her real name, but to tell the truth names are not something I really care about. (strider, by the way, is not my real name)

    8. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by Snorpus · · Score: 1
      "Pfui!" (to quote Nero Wolfe)


      I'm involved in helping my high school class get together for its 40th reunion. Over the years, we've lost track of some people, particularly those who moved away from the area. The web hasn't been all that helpful in tracking them down.

      The vast majority of people don't have personal websites, don't have blogs, and likely aren't listed on the website of the company or organization that employs them. Maybe once in a while, they'll win "Employee of the Month" and their name will show up in a minor news story, but how do you know that "Peggy Sue Smith" that you knew in high school is now "Margaret Brown" in Accounting?

      And what name do you search for? Does she still go by Peggy, or Peggy Sue, or Margaret, or M. Susan, or ...?

      Or the name is so common (William Smith) that it's like doing a Google search for "computers".

    9. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by Polarism · · Score: 1

      There are numerous methods you can use to draw information out, about almost anyone. Some things which really help are:

      Name/Nicknames
      General area of birth and/or area where spent a great deal of their life
      Profession(s)
      Education
      Sex
      Who they know or who knows them

      Generally with at least 3 of those you can get a pretty good start on finding things out. I have a friend who was always quite adamant about leaving a very small footprint on the internet 3 or 4 years back, she always maintained she was very careful about where she put information about her, and how much she divulged.

      Just to prove her wrong, I spent about a week and a half or so looking things up. Since I knew the city she was currently living in at the time, and knew her first name and age, it was just a matter of time. She was also in the legal profession, and after finding a few names of people with her first name who had passed the bar when she would've taken it (well 1 year +/-) I started plugging those into the white pages. Shortly after I had her last name, address, phone number, etc.

      It's really not that hard, in fact if you're willing to spend a little money, it's far far easier.

      For example, Snorpus:

      BSEE, so you have a background in electrical engineering, hm, so do I.
      You do not live in the inner city, and have mentioned "us rural folk" in a previous posting.
      Bought a 1k mac back in 1992, so you're obviously somewhere in the age range of at least 35 or 36+, and i'd wager mid-40s myself.
      You live or have lived in Export, PA
      Your first name is Dave

      I won't go any further because I already have enough information to find every last personal detail about you.

      This works with most people, sometimes even if they have never laid fingers on a computer.

      --
      All your base are belong to Google.
    10. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by yo_tuco · · Score: 1

      For example, Snorpus: ...
      Bought a 1k mac back in 1992, so you're obviously somewhere in the age range of at least 35 or 36+"


      Are you talking about the GP post with UID Snorpus where he says he's helping to arrange his 40th reunion? Hum, 18 + 40 = a better guess of age, no?

    11. Re:"PJ", very interesting.. by Polarism · · Score: 1

      Didn't notice that, but it didn't matter anyway, still found enough stuff to go on.

      --
      All your base are belong to Google.
  32. It won't help one bit, of course. by Xenographic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think it will help SCO at all. I think it's just a dirty trick they're using to punish PJ for speaking out against what they've been doing. But we all knew that, huh?

    I hope that when she feels better again, she finds some good way to respond to this deposition without giving SCO any opening to make all of her personal details public (like Maureen O'Gara once attempted to) and without opening herself up to any other form of harassment.

    And I don't blame her one bit for being sick. Just thinking about the crap they're pulling now is enough to make me sick. She has every right to feel like a psycho ex is stalking her :(

    1. Re:It won't help one bit, of course. by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      And I don't blame her one bit for being sick.

      Hell, someone on the SCOX side already "commited suicide" (Noorda's daughter).

      This shit goes deep. I think it's just that SCOX doesn't feel comfortable saying anything anymore because it will probably be either an outright lie or inconsistent with something else they've said - and PJ will point it out for the whole world to see! I don't think Truth is on their side at all.

      Even I felt like nauseated after reading some of SCOX's claims in court. LIES AFTER LIES AFTER LIES...

      This is just my hypothesis but I think someone is going to get extremely rich for not testifying against Gates in court. Darl is now just trying to stay out of jail, where he will be affectionately known as "Darl the Bride."

    2. Re:It won't help one bit, of course. by Intron · · Score: 1

      They need to keep their remaining shareholder quiet:

      Net loss for 2006: $4,527,000
      Current share price: $1.03
      CEO salary: $478,000
      Shutting up most vocal critic: priceless

      --
      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
  33. i hope she shows up by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    i want her to shwo up in court so bad haha, "oh so i don't exist do i?" let the circus continue i say.

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    If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
  34. paradox by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that I think, therefore I think that I am?

    1. Re:paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I think, therefore I maybe.

    2. Re:paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.

    3. Re:paradox by jpvlsmv · · Score: 1

      If I think, I am, I am thinking. But I don't think^@#$()!&$)(!#$NO CARRIER

    4. Re:paradox by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I think that I think, therefore I think that I am?

      Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum??? That just hurts my head. :-P

      Cheers
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  35. Anna N Smith? by Ruvim · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that the late blond was so into Unix!

  36. This Time, It's Personal by dcollins · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTA: "Jones also has criticized some journalists who cover the lawsuits, including this reporter, accusing them of being biased in favor of SCO."

    --
    We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
  37. Seriously, no one's mentioned it yet? by Facegarden · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pamela Jones is really Keyser Söze!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_S%C3%B6ze -Taylor
    P.S.-How do i make the text the link i want on here?

    --
    Worldwide Military budgets: $2100 billion. Worldwide Space Exploration budgets: $38 billion. Really, world? Really?
    1. Re:Seriously, no one's mentioned it yet? by proverbialcow · · Score: 2, Informative

      P.S.-How do i make the text the link i want on here?

      <a href="http://yourURLhere">Your text here</a>

      --
      The only surefire protection against Microsoft infections is abstinence. - The Onion
    2. Re:Seriously, no one's mentioned it yet? by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      Bah, i thought i tried that! But thanks. :) -Taylor

      --
      Worldwide Military budgets: $2100 billion. Worldwide Space Exploration budgets: $38 billion. Really, world? Really?
    3. Re:Seriously, no one's mentioned it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you did...

      Don't be embarrassed, we're all n00bs in the beginning.

    4. Re:Seriously, no one's mentioned it yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to change the dropdown to "HTML formatted" too.

  38. IBM does not exist either by the_womble · · Score: 1

    IBM does not exist either. It is a front for Karl Marx, who now calls himself Richard Stallman - if you do not believe that, look at beard.

    Of course Karl Marx himself is just a front for Pamela Jones.

  39. How about an alternative conspiracy theory? by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    However, I will say that the timing and content of her blog post is totally consistent with someone trying not to be found
    Instead of giving credence to SCO's conspiracy theory, how about the one that presents itself at face value -- that she really is ill, and SCO wants to kick her while she's down?
  40. I thought SCO "outed" her a couple yrs ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...as a Jehovah's Witness with a reclusive lifestyle. Took pictures and everything.

    What happened to that?

    Besides, if it were a team of people that would be too good. She writes like a middle aged Scrabble-playing, mystery novel-reading (or writing), global warming-researching type. One person, not many. If IBM had talent like that the Pentagon should hire that group for the propaganda war against Bin Laden.

  41. I can confirm PJ's existence. by marklyon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have had direct communication with Pamela regarding PACER - specifically watermarking of documents obtained on PACER.

    Her anger with me over my desire to label my documents with my website's URL is not the type of thing that a group of corporate attorneys at IBM would care about.

    --
    -- Mark Lyon http://www.marklyon.org
    1. Re:I can confirm PJ's existence. by Duhavid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, but who can confirm your existance? :-)

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
    2. Re:I can confirm PJ's existence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how do we know YOU exist? Anyone could fake a website like yours. And your last name, being a single S away from Lyons, is extremely suspicious.

    3. Re:I can confirm PJ's existence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... so you've had email communication with someone claiming to be "Pamela Jones". What exactly does that prove?

      Go get on AIM or MSN and you'll have direct communication with hot 15yo chicks who want to bang you. You gonna believe that too?

      "Direct communication" over the Internet doesn't mean squat.

    4. Re:I can confirm PJ's existence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You poor bastard. As a former regular contributor to Groklaw, I know I would have been absolutely crushed if I had managed to incur PJ's wrath. :P

  42. Fully consistant by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    If you read someone's writing enough, you feel like you know them. You recognize it almost as well as you'd recognize their voice. It shows through in their humor, their choice of words, and even mundane things like how they format and punctuate their work.

    I've read Groklaw for a very long time now. If you go way back there, to when Darl was making ridiculous pronouncements every week or so and things were hectic, you'll probably find that I submitted more than a few SCO-related stories to Slashdot that all had links pointing back to Groklaw.

    In no event did I suspect, even for a moment, that there was anyone other than PJ writing those articles. Okay, true, Mathfox, Marbux, AllParadox and co. have written a Groklaw article or two, but it was under their own names, and it was very clear that the writing changed even if you didn't bother to read who the post was from.

    Basically, what I'm saying is that you're 100% right and this is just more SCO BS. They're just trying something sleazy to get back at a poor innocent lady who did nothing but expose all the inconsistencies in their arguments. To me, it's payback, pure and simple. I'm just sorry that PJ is their target.

  43. MOD PARENT UP! by imroy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Whoever modded this down is an idiot. The fact is, Daniel Lyons at Forbes has a long history of attacking Groklaw and Pamela Jones. I believe he even once published the address from a 'whois' lookup on groklaw.net, believing that it was Pamela's address. Luckily she'd used a P.O box (or something) in a different state to register the domain. But that gives you indication of the ad hominim attacks that SCO and its supporters indulge in.

    Just do a Google search. Sadly, many of these articles have been linked from here on Slashdot, giving Forbes and Daniel the page hits they desire.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by catman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the tone of TFA is quite surprising, given DLs previous history of sneering diatribes. This one could actually be described as journalism, the EFF blunder just a part of a journalist's SOP. Maybe he has learned a little on the job.

      But I do remember a little bit of what happened to Susan/Shiksaa of NANAe just a few months before Groklaw began, and it's a good thing that PJ has managed to stay hidden. Any TLC (TINC) members here who could tell?

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by deblau · · Score: 2
      The fact is, PJ put herself into the public spotlight voluntarily. Yeah she hides herself pretty well, but if she didn't want the attention, she should have shut down groklaw when she started making waves. She's made no bones about the fact she's anti-SCO. To say that she can bash SCO but others can't bash her for it, simply because you happen to agree with her, is hypocrisy of the highest order. Not to mention advocating censorship. The First Amendment goes both ways, you know. I happen to agree with her too, but I'm not going to deny Forbes (or anyone else for that matter) the ability to criticize, even vehemently, what she's doing.

      Oh yeah, and calling the parent mod an idiot, and in the next breath accusing SCO of launching ad hominem attacks, is probably not the best way to make your point.

      --
      This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Not to mention advocating censorship. The First Amendment goes both ways, you know./i>

      How the flying fuck is saying Slashdot shouldn't volunteer themselves as a way to spread Forbes' article around censorship? It's still printed in Forbes, a magazine with wider readership than /., for fuck's sake.

      I swear, people get the craziest ideas of what censorship and free speech are about. Hint: It has nothing to do with offering to use your own resources to spread someone else's message.

      --

      The enemies of Democracy are
    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by imroy · · Score: 1
      Firstly, this is not about simply attacking PJ. Where did you get that idea? It's about PJ's privacy and her right to remain private. Secondly, I recommend you read up on what an ad hominim attack is.

      An ad hominem argument, also known as argumentum ad hominem (Latin: "argument to the person", "argument against the man") consists of replying to an argument by attacking or appealing to the person making the argument, rather than by addressing the substance of the argument.

      SCO is trying to attack PJ, based not on what she writes, but who she is (or might be). To the best of my knowledge, this is all they've ever done to PJ. They've *never* responded to her statements or queries. SCO and their cronnies (MOG, Enderle, Lyons) have only attacked PJ by claiming she is somehow connected to IBM, and even trying to find out her real identity. I don't think it really matters. Even if she did turn out to be connected with IBM (even working for them), it would certainly change my view of PJ, but it won't change what she's written. But I highly doubt she's linked with IBM. If she's connected, why has she only shown information that's publically available? Maureen O'Gara released information from a sealed document, undoubtedly revealing her connection to someone in the SCOG vs IBM case (take a guess which side). And if PJ is an IBM'er out to attack SCOG, why is she also covering ODF vs OOXML, the MS/Novell deal, the Comes vs Microsoft case, software patents, and general FOSS topics?

      And my calling the GP mod an idiot is also not an ad-hominim attack. How can I make an ad hominim attack when the person is *completely* anonymous? I called them an idiot based on the fact that they modded down an important observation, even if it was a little inflamatory.

  44. At least you picked the right area code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It was actually posted to Slashdot ages ago. Of course, it's very old and he might well have changed it by now. I have absolutely no idea whether this information is still accurate. Here's a copy of that old post:

    End Reader Licensing Agreement

    By reading this, you agree not to sue me and not to use this information in any illegal manner.

    Here's all the contact info you should ever need for Mr. McBride.

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA
    801-765-4999 phone
    801-765-1313 fax

    Contact SCO online
    http://www.thescogroup.com/company/feedback/index. html

    Darl C McBride
    1799 Vintage Oak Ln
    Salt Lake City, UT 84121-6539

    Darl's home phone #: (801)424-2006
    Darl's office phone #: 801-932-5820

    Email Darl: darl@sco.com

    1. Re:At least you picked the right area code... by eric76 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It's been my theory all this time that PJ is really a pseudonym for Anna Nicole.

      That theory will be disproven if SCO can manage to conduct a deposition of PJ without the help of a medium.

    2. Re:At least you picked the right area code... by denebeim · · Score: 1

      Ah, so the next thing is Daryl will be coming out as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

  45. say a word for mom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Who knows me?"

    Your mother.

  46. SCO Vs. Groklaw by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

    Either way, She'd still be less nebulous than SCO's claims.

    --
    You never catch me alive
  47. CowboyNeal Photos are fake by sconeu · · Score: 1

    how can you photograph someone that doesn't exist.

    Photoshop. Or, if you prefer, The GIMP.

    They took that pic in the same film studio they faked the moon landings in.

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  48. FROZEN strawberries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...
  49. How Can This Matter to the Trial? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So what if Pamela Jones is real or not? Since she's reporting and commenting on the trial, how can she be important to the outcome of it? Does SCO claim that Groklaw is biasing a judge?

    Why not subpoena Reuters and AAP? Or anyone who's written an opinion piece about SCO?

    SCO has fundamentally confused inputs with outputs. Groklaw is an output of the trial, not an input. Unless they can show Pamela Jones has some priveleged information, they're just wasting time here clutching at straws.

    If SCO is clutching at straws here, wasting time, they should be punished and punished hard. I'd like to see jail time for management here, and maybe for lawyers. Should intentionally wasting the court's time be considered contempt?

    1. Re:How Can This Matter to the Trial? by OscarGunther · · Score: 1

      Because the point isn't to prove that PJ is really an IBM facade (although Darl would pay a kingly sum for that kind of revelation).

      The real reason is to stifle a well-known, articulate voice that regularly shines through the fog of SCO's FUD. With their stock price perilously close to $1--below which it will be delisted--any adverse news or further negative publicity could push them over the edge.

      Darl likely doesn't give a rat's ass who PJ is, as long as he can shut her up, if only for a while.

  50. Nauseating ... by golodh · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's more than a bit nauseating from SCO, but unfortunately that's what we have come to expect from them. It's sad, but just when we thought they had plumbed the depths of unethical behaviour by their endless shennenigans in court, they found something new to try. Let's make it personal. Let's drag someone into the limelight who has been bugging us for years by exposing our gaffes, inconsistencies, inaccuracies, misrepresentations ... and outright fabrications.

    About 6 months ago there was this publicist "Maureen O'Gara" who actually went so far as to try and physically stalk Jones, and who saw fit to importune her mother. O'Gara seemed to have become obsessed with Pamela Jones who invariably pointed out holes, inaccuracies, misrepresentations, and plain lack of understanding in O'Gara's articles, and wanted to turn a factual businesslike dispute into something personal by putting Jones's address online. Regretfully, in the good old US of A this means that you will henceforth have to live with the increased probability that some random nutjob will take a shot at you or will otherwise assault you.

    Having read Groklaw from the beginning, and having read a sizeable portion of the background materials, I'm firmly convinced that SCO's so-called "case" was only ever a transparant, meritless, and rather dirty attempt to extort money from Linux and Linux users, fortunately based on nothing but sloppy research, slipshod reasoning, and a shameless abuse of the US legal system to boot by trying to cash in on the threat of nuisance lawsuits.

    And this "first" is brought to you by Forbes magazine, which is sort of interesting. Why? If you ever were on the lookout for biased, distorted, and inaccurate reporting favouring SCO and bashing all things GPL and Linux ... look no further than Forbes Magazine. Recently they stopped supporting SCO publicly, perhaps because it became obvious that SCO has no evidence of any kind for its grandiose claims. Forbes is also the rag that proudly trumpeted in 2003 that "Linux crunchies" should take SCO's allegations seriously because SCO was such a mean opponent in court and in business: "what SCO wants SCO gets". Forbes is also the magazine that touted dirty business tactics as "capitalism", and was always ready to defend any SCO tactic, no matter how underhanded.

    Clearly, as others already remarked, the identity of Pamela Jones has no bearing whatsoever on SCO's case. Jones isn't a party in the case, and neither her testimony nor her identity can make any difference one way or another. Except perhaps with one single exception. A Jury trial. You know ... the place where the accumulated evidence of years is put through the mind of 10 lay persons in a few daily sessions, who then have to decide on guilt or innocence. That jury cannot access background materials on its own accord, but has to take all of its information from opposing lawyers. They may take notes, but that's it. Not put on a good enough emotional show, and you just might get that jury to overlook some home truths ... if they are buried deep enough.

    SCO has had two-thirds of their case thrown out already by the magistrate judge for failing to produce competent evidence for their claims, but a lot of the more vague claims (as in "Linux infringes on our IP because it used Methods and Concepts that belong to us. No your honour ... we can't show you the files and line-numbers files where this happens in Linux because we're talking about methods and concepts, not actual code. It's more diffuse.") are still alive.

    *sighs* This sort of talk will get you absolutely nowhere with anyone who is computer-literate ... but there's the rub. SCO can ensure that no-one who even remotely knows what the case is about will be on that jury. Why? Because if they're knowledgeable they will have heard about SCO versus IBM, will have read media coverage, e.g. Groklaw, and will have laughed their head off. Can't be

  51. Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by logicnazi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know whether it should have any legal effect but if true it would certainly cause credibility problems for IBM with many people, perhaps including the judge. Moreover, we don't know all of what has been stated in depositions. If IBM or other companies have made claims incompatible with the facts behind groklaw that could be problematic.

    Additionally there are ethical guidelines with real force that prohibit attorneys from using lies in the course of their representation. Remember in one state it even went so far as to create problems for prosecutors who wanted to give advice to undercover officers. Since she appears to have made claims that would be lies if she was an IBM lawyer this might be problematic for her and any lawyers who participated in the scheme.

    In order to play devil's advocate for a moment wouldn't blogging about the sony rootkit and other issues provide important cover for really being an IBM lawyer? If IBM was going engage in such deceitful tactics they would be betting much on the truth not being discovered so criticizing sony wouldn't be problematic. Besides, do you really think the reason people do or don't buy the PS3 has much to do with Sony's rootkit fiasco?

    --

    However, having said this these very considerations make it extremely unlikely this blog is written by IBM lawyers as such. For starters it would be idiotic to put someone who was actually involved in trying the case in such a position where gag orders, conflicts of interest and rules about not suborning perjury might become incompatible with keeping the secret. Secondly, the very fact that it might run afoul of these ethics guidelines makes it very unlikely that the IBM attorneys would be doing it.

    A more interesting question is whether PJ receives any financial remuneration from IBM. It is a far more plausible story that PJ is in fact a lawyer/para-legal who genuinely has many of these views but was paid by IBM so they could devote more time to them. In this case they would not be acting as legal consul so most of the ethics rules I've mentioned would not apply and this would be a much better explanation of the choices of subjects than a blog run by a corporate committee.

    In this case, absent some PR effects of depositions to the contrary by IBM I'm unsure if there would be any legal repercussions. But who can say until we know what SCO is trying to subpoena her for.

    --

    If you liked this thought maybe you would find my blog nice too:

    1. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      Additionally there are ethical guidelines with real force that prohibit attorneys from using lies in the course of their representation.
      Sounds foolproof, I assume no attorneys lie then?
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      If this were really happening, what would you think?
    2. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by asuffield · · Score: 1

      Additionally there are ethical guidelines with real force that prohibit attorneys from using lies in the course of their representation.


      Those rules are extremely weak and ineffective. Basically, if an attorney cannot work around them, they are a bad attorney who doesn't deserve to be paid anyway. The problem is that it's not a "lie" if the attorney can claim they believed it - and people are well-known for believing all kinds of stupid nonsense, so unless the attorney is actually caught in a contradiction (claiming one thing in one place and the opposite in another), it is more or less impossible for them to be penalised under these rules.
    3. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not where they're likely to get caught...This guy would be a lawyer at the top of his field, taking a very stupid risk with the rest of his career. Working for IBM, he'd have to be at least slightly conversant in tech law.

      I just don't see it. If they wanted to do this, they could easily feed the information to someone else, and then they wouldn't even have to do the work themselves.

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    4. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they obfuscate and practice "plausible deniability."

    5. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Additionally there are ethical guidelines with real force that prohibit attorneys from using lies in the course of their representation.

      You are kidding right? I have been a litigant in a Federal court case and this simply is not the case.
    6. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's hardly relevant - since she is reporting on things and not actually involved there is nothing she can add. It looks like a tactic to drag somebody into court and ask nasty personal questions to discourage them from printing negative opinions - and I think deliberately targeted at her when she is unwell to make it as difficult as possible with the publicity payoff if she can't make it at all.

    7. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly what the first reply said. I wasn't very clear but it is extremely doubtful that a big corporate lawyer would engage in such a clear cut violation of the rule.

      I'm not ruling out the idea that they are engaged in some sort of greyish or more deniable area like feeding the information to someone else.

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    8. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      That is just what I was saying: maybe she is employed by IBM but it is very unlikely that it is written by the same attorneys who are actually representing them.

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    9. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they have to actually work around the rules. Claiming that they are not in fact an attorney representing IBM or the like is going to be impossible to argue was a genuine mistake or confusion.

      But working around the rules would be exactly the other alternative I left open, namely getting someone who is not actually representing IBM at the moment to run the site. Then the attorneys representing IBM could claim ignorance of any statements she made that contradicted their actual relationship even though they might be feeding her info.

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    10. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allegedly.

    11. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Additionally there are ethical guidelines with real force that prohibit attorneys from using lies in the course of their representation.

      I think that the ethical guidelines that are more applicable here are the ones that have to do with generating publicity (directly or indirectly).

      http://www.abanet.org/cpr/mrpc/rule_3_6.html

      So, if IBM funds are trickling to a PJ and IBM's attorneys are involved in the case....

      I can't fathom that IBM would be that foolish in this regard.

    12. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by browncs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I work for IBM. I'm a techie not a lawyer, but I've worked with IBM lawyers in the past. I've also had email conversations with PJ about a few things.

      When I read this Forbes story and saw that SCO executives think that PJ is really a team of IBM lawyers, I laughed out loud, involuntarily. The idea is so ludicrous that all I could do was laugh. PJ is so on a different plane of existence and thought than any IBM lawyer I've ever met (or can imagine meeting) that it is just plain stupid of SCO to spend one minute thinking about this, much less spend time and resource trying to depose her.

      In general, no one in any position of authority at IBM would ever seriously think about creating a false-front blog site for any reason. It's just not the way things are done at IBM. Those here who say "well it could be true" even from a devils-advocate point of view are just uninformed.

      Furthermore, even if you dismiss the points above that (a) PJ and IBM are not aligned and (b) IBM would never do anything like this, there's also the point (c): What would IBM have to gain for this hugely risky undertaking? The open-source community is already totally on their side. They do their own legal research, thank you very much, and don't need help from groklaw. Why would anyone even come up with this plan in the first place?

    13. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by SamShazaam · · Score: 3, Informative

      FTA: The SCO vs. IBM lawsuit won't go to trial until a related case, SCO vs. Novell (nasdaq: NOVL - news - people ), has been decided. That case, which is scheduled to be tried later this year, is the one for which SCO is attempting to take a deposition from Jones. All this talk about IBM is irrelevant. She is being deposed in the Novell case.

    14. Re:Ethics Rules and Devil's Advocate by Obsi · · Score: 0

      Two words: Jack Thompson.

  52. So what?-Rentachute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Those considering shareholder action need to move before the management team constructs their parachutes in the next month or so, leaving nothing for creditors and litigants."

    It didn't work for the CEO of Conseco. What makes you think it will work for them?

  53. Coincidence? by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or she doesn't want to be subpoenaed for various reasons.

    I mean what if she is actually a lawyer at a firm that works with SCO (or a SCO employee)? Hell, if she is any lawyer, para-legal or judge the revelation that she runs groklaw could cause serious problems for her. Many big companies, especially software companies, might be quite reluctant to trust their work to a firm whose employee is so passionately advocating for free software on the Internet.

    Maybe she is afraid that as a witness she will get tangled up in the case and run into trouble blogging about it? Or maybe she just doesn't want to spend many days in court testifying. Maybe she is only 16 or received money from IBM so she could devote more time to posting. There are a 100 reasons she might have not to want to receive the subpoena.

    Obviously there is some reason she doesn't want to be really identified or who she really was would be listed on wikipedia. This reason might be totally benign or not so benign but since it appears she has taken pains to keep her identity secret it is far to much of a coincidence to think she decided to take time off after many years just when SCO is trying to subpoena her.

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    1. Re:Coincidence? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Maybe she just doesn't feeling like jumping through hoops for McBride.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Coincidence? by dch24 · · Score: 1

      I think she is taking some time to find a lawyer to represent her.

      PJ, when you read this, I'd like to donate to your cause. I'm waiting for an update on groklaw.

    3. Re:Coincidence? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      She says she is a paralegal. I think she also has said, when asked about why she doesn't become a lawyer, that it's way too late for that, suggesting that she is closer to retirement age than 16!

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    4. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she works for SCO, she would probably deserve protection as a whistle-blower.

    5. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe she is only 16

      That would have made her a paralegal when she was about 6 years old. I know it's not a terribly hard exam to pass, but that would be pretty precocious nonetheless. Actually her own occasional hints dropped suggest that she's a good deal older, at least RMS's age.

  54. FTA: SCO, a "software maker"? by Esteban · · Score: 1

    It was suggested earlier that Forbes shills for SCO, but JFC, if the first sentence of the article doesn't settle it, I don't know what does: "Pamela Jones has led a relentless online crusade against software maker SCO Group". Er, At one point, maybe, but currently?

    1. Re:FTA: SCO, a "software maker"? by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      That sentence is anything but a tribute. To members of the business culture that Forbes speaks to, anyone who leads "a relentless online crusade" agains a business -- an American business, is an enemy. A communist. A terrorist. A liberal. Un-American. Un-patriotic.

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  55. To be Clear by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, wikipedia lists her as author of several books and gives us her name as Pamela Jones but is curiously devoid of any actual identifying information or biographical information. Compare to the page on Tim O'Reilly where we learn where and when he was born and how he did in college despite a much shorter entry than the one on Pamela Jones.

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  56. PJ is a journalist; will she go to jail? by anwyn · · Score: 1

    PJ is a journalist. Will she go to jail to protect her sources if SCO should attempt to depose her over info that she received from a source?

    1. Re:PJ is a journalist; will she go to jail? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Doubtful. All of her sources are court filings (which are matters of public record) or things like SCO's own press releases (which are also public), so what's to protect?

    2. Re:PJ is a journalist; will she go to jail? by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought that all PJ did was report and provide comments on publicly available transcripts and documents that were part of the courtroom proceedings.

      Has she ever referred to or made comments on any information that wasn't available to the general public anyway?

  57. I am absolutely amused! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    SCO, with a bogus lawsuit, has subpoenaed what they claim is a bogus witness, for what?

    Hahahahaha! ROTFLMAO!

  58. what's so awesome? read their terms by Animaether · · Score: 2, Informative

    "To comply with any applicable laws, government rules or requirements, subpoenas, court orders or requests of law enforcement"
    If they really wanted, they could probably subpoena this registrant for the information.. to the next one in the chain.

  59. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [I'll never login saying this]

    In fact, Groklaw's PJ is as witty, sarcastic and intelligent as anyone can be. In fact, had she been my age and... what did you say? Anna Nicole? Yes! I would, I mean should have saved her from that man. PJ wits and Anna's *its, what more could any man want?!

    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PJ wits and Anna's *its, what more could any man want?!

      For her to be rich, and her daddy owns a liquor store?

  60. Everything is public record! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why do they need Pamela?

    Everything posted was public record. Unless and until they prove any slander, libel or any falsehood, they have no need at all of Pamela personally!

    Prove it! Then subpoena her!

    1. Re:Everything is public record! by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Speaking of slander... Isn't it slander to declare Groklaw of being comprised of IBM lawyers if it isn't?

  61. SCO is the american dream... by Grinin · · Score: 1

    Sue everyone and anyone... and hope you win... If you do.... retire and run away because everybody hates you.

    SCO, go away!

  62. Does Darl Even Exist? by SQLz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, the guy was worse the the Iraqi information minister, now he's off the map. Last I heard I was looking for a lost breifcase with millions of lines of infringing code.

    1. Re:Does Darl Even Exist? by Dunkirk · · Score: 1

      The infuriating thing about this case is that, even if you saw him on the street and asked him about that briefcase, he could simply laugh all the way to the bank. He's made millions while this thing has dragged on. While I've seen people comment that there could be another lawsuit against SCO's board for bringing a frivolous suit, I doubt seriously that anything would come of it, and, even if it did, Darl has surely made sure that his assets would be protected in such a case. There are many things wrong about this situation, but this is the one that irks me more than them all. Something's wrong with the system when such things are allowed to happen. It seems like we could use some sort of "smell test" early on in a case like this. You know, like, the judge could have said, "Hey! You've been talking smack for months now in the press. Show me what you've got. Nuthin', huh? Beat it. Case dismissed."

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  63. All of this is moot after Solaris/Unix goes GPL by retiarius · · Score: 1

    The core beef is that IBM put non-trivial real Unix stuff into a Unix clone (Linux).

    Since Sun's Unix (BSD + Sys 5 + lots o' innovation like
    proper kernel locks + ZFS + DTrace) is as good as Unix gets
    (except for the libertine licensing and a decent GUI like MacOS X),
    once is goes GPL (2 or 3, no matter), there is no need for a Unix clone
    like Linux to even exist. Linux served its purpose to make Unix
    functionality free for the taking. Now on to bigger and better
    things, in the spirit of Rob Pike's immortal quotation
    "Not only is Unix dead, but it's starting to smell really bad."

    1. Re:All of this is moot after Solaris/Unix goes GPL by russotto · · Score: 1

      Well, that IS one of their beefs -- that IBM put non-trivial real Unix stuff, that IBM developed and put into Unix, into Linux. This based on a System V license that SCO inherited which says that anything you add to Unix becomes owned by the System V licensor. Personally I don't think that one's going to fly, for any number of reasons, including that the prior licensor (Novell) says it's crap.

      And if you think Linux is going to go "poof" in favor of Solaris, you've probably been smoking some of what Darl has been smoking...

  64. An attempt to shut down Groklaw? by knorthern+knight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Part of SCOX's strategy was to cause IBM so much bad PR, that it would be worth their while to settle. What Groklaw has done is to expose SCOX's case (or lack thereof), destroyed SCOX's PR offensive, and nullified much of SCOX's FUD. The result is that IBM isn't hurting anywhere near as much as SCOX had hoped. Simply by reporting the truth, PJ has made things very difficult for SCOX. If she is named as a witness, PJ would be very restricted in what public statements she could make, and Groklaw gets effectively shut down. This might be a new legal tactic in the age of blogging. Strategic Subpeona Against Public Participation == SSAPP

    Another reason why SCOX's case depends on showing that she had inside info from IBM. If you agree that a person with some legal background, with research contributed by a loose group of volunteers over the internet, but no inside info from IBM, could put together documentation that so totally destroys SCOX's legal case...

    then you have to agree that a university student with some computing background, with research contributed by a loose group of volunteers over the internet, but no inside info from IBM, could put together an OS that totally destroys SCOX's OS in the marketplace... oops.

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    1. Re:An attempt to shut down Groklaw? by creysoft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not worried. Even if they did managed to silence PJ, what she has built is far, far more important. Groklaw will carry her torch forward with renewed vigor.

      Remember, PJ may have given us 3000-some odd articles, but if her goal was to write a bunch of stuff, she would have written and sold a book. Her point was to bring together the "hackers" of the legal field with the hackers from the computing field, and in doing so create a voice for freedom loving technology users everywhere. You just can't kill that.

      You just can't.

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    2. Re:An attempt to shut down Groklaw? by bogjobber · · Score: 0

      I can.

    3. Re:An attempt to shut down Groklaw? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Prove it.

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    4. Re:An attempt to shut down Groklaw? by Kalak · · Score: 1

      MathFox, whom I seem to vaguely recall is not in the US, has been carrying the torch for PJ, posting 2 articles since the beginning of her absence. Groklaw will go on, just as much as CmdrTaco can take a vacation from Slashdot, and it continues on.

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  65. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ahahahhaha... i laughed so hard.

    and who modded this down? seriously, stupidity like that shouldn't go unpunished.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      and who modded this down? seriously, stupidity like that shouldn't go unpunished.

      So hit the "meta-moderate" button and see if that one comes up. If it does you can punish the moderator yourself. B-)

      Seriously: Ding the user's moderations enough and the slashcode will give him moderation points less often, or not at all.

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  66. Reveal your true identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're Kilroy!

  67. EMT 377! by Archeopteryx · · Score: 1

    Another old RSX-11 Hacker! Excellent!!!

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    1. Re:EMT 377! by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Never did it professionally. We had a PDP-11 at my high
      school, we were supposed to stay in RSTS/E, but the machine
      had RSX-11 and RT-11, so I dabbled.

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  68. Erdos^W Bacon number? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    > As it stands, you don't exist either. I could say I was her next door neighbor, and that'd just extend one more layer of "doesn't exist" as well. Who knows me?

    So... you have to trace yourself back to Kevin Bacon? :]

    1. Re:Erdos^W Bacon number? by XO · · Score: 1

      How can you be sure of Kevin Bacon's existence?

      --
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    2. Re:Erdos^W Bacon number? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      Saw him in a movie, of course! :]

  69. Alias is OK by cranesan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is perfectly legal to assume an alias, as long as you do not intend to use it to commit fraud. Even if she is made up, if there is no fraud involved, no bad.

  70. Has anyone actually met Groklaw ? by russryan · · Score: 1

    I have not seen a single post from anyone who has met her in the real world. Does she actually exist?

  71. I've emailed her a number of times by ICantHearYourMusicAn · · Score: 1

    I have not seen anything in the responses that indicate that she is more than one person. The times of her responses indicated to me that she was not limited to an 8 hour day (I have wondered if/when she slept). If she were a team of people, or a single person hired to do this, I would expect to see something amiss. My bets are on a single committed person or a computer that has passed the Turing test with me.

  72. Sure there are! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    And they're all related. At least I think so, since all their last names are JPG.

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  73. Picture Proof: by kcbnac · · Score: 2

    Here's some picture proof:

    http://www.bnac.biz/images/im%20in%20ur%20base%20n erding%20it%20up.jpg

    (Original source here - http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=27 139 - my, were we surprised when we found our own picture improved upon!)

    1. Re:Picture Proof: by Technician · · Score: 1

      Here's some picture proof:


      Hmm, How do you explain porn? Are they just guys photoshoped well?

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    2. Re:Picture Proof: by kcbnac · · Score: 1

      No, they're not "on" the internet - just their pictures and videos!

      It's all part of the conspiracy!

      *puts on his pot-hat*

    3. Re:Picture Proof: by Technician · · Score: 1

      No, they're not "on" the internet - just their pictures and videos!

      and live webcams

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  74. She is out distributing watchtower magazines? by kwrxxx · · Score: 1

    Didn't they already hire a PI and put up a web page claiming she was a caffeine drinking JW or something?

  75. I suspect SCO has several reasons for this action: by G.A.+Heath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first reason SCO may be attacking PJ is because they honestly believe she is a PR person for IBM or their lawyers. This would help them in court possibly. I suspect they are doing this for all of the following reasons in part or in whole:

    #1: Intimidate anyone who will give IBM favorable press.
    #2: Drag PJ into court where she can be bound by court order not to discuss aspects of the case she was questioned on (and she would be questioned on everything).
    #3: Punish PJ for giving IBM favorable press (This goes back to #1).
    #4: Attempt to get PJ to say something under oath that she can be sued for (slander, libel, ect.) or charged with (Perjury for example).
    #5: Delaying tactic (as mentioned many times in other posts).
    #6: Simply to put a face with a name/website that SCO and/or their legal team consider an enemy.

    They may other reasons but I suspect that these are the ones motivating them.

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  76. Cant Find her, or saw the blog and decided to file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forgive my cynicism but given SCO's past reputation for doing everything devious under the sun to try and discredit everyone I think it is more likely seeing the message, they decided to file.

    The real thing that should be investigated is SCO trading whilst insolvent, such a case here in Australia would see the Directors (CEO and rest of the management team) here behind bars very swiftly and for a few years.

    Give Pamela some rest she deserves after all the bullshit that has been going on with the various cases she covers for Groklaw and keeping us in touch.

    And whilst the shit is flying good luck to the ex pr manager of sco who managed to find someone to employ him.. bit like the Minister for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda Goebbels..

    Good Luck

  77. What has she got to hide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has "When you want to know more but don't know where to look." at the top of her web site, I would have thought she would relish the chance to set the record straight once and for all.
      She has been trying to influence public opinion against SCO all this time. Why would she, with her experience of legal matters, baulk at this?

  78. They've lost it... by Frequently_Asked_Ans · · Score: 2, Interesting
    but when did SCO ever had IT? Well let me just put it this way...

    Paranoia is an excessive anxiety or fear concerning one's own well-being which is considered irrational and excessive, perhaps to the point of being a psychosis. This typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a likely threat, or a belief in a conspiracy theory.
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  79. Has anyone here met DMcB in the flesh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And was it really him? Not an actor (lots of war movies about Monty or Hitler "clones", so its not a novel idea)?

    And as someone else mentioned, can Blepp be real, given that he's supposed to have a briefcase full of evidence of millions of lines of copied code in Linux that never seems to have made it to court..?

    I think the reality of any human at SCO is less likely than PJ being real and herself...

  80. SCO vs. SCO by jjohn_h · · Score: 1

    Well, the Forbes article is essentially sober and correct, which implies that somebody filtered it for Daniel Lyons. This guy is namely totally incapable of sound research and fair assessment.

    Just one wishy-washy paragraph:

    Novell and SCO made a Unix licensing deal in 1995. SCO says that deal gave SCO control over the copyrights to Unix. But Novell says it still retains the copyrights.

    Here the article is equivocating on the abbreviation SCO, used both for the current litigious company, the SCO Group, and for the old Santa Cruz Operation. Read the paragraph as follows:

    Novell and Santa Cruz Operation made a Unix licensing deal in 1995. The SCO Group says that deal gave Santa Cruz Operation control over the copyrights to Unix. But Novell says it still retains the copyrights.

    The SCO Group has already failed in positioning itself as the successor in law to the Santa Cruz Operation.

    All their evidence is vaporous, all their legal arguments are contorsions. What they are trying to do now is to disturbe and hinder as much as possible several Partial Summary Judgment Motions so as to have a large mass of indigestible issues for the jurors, should the case really make it to trial.

    Thank you, Pamela, for all you teached me.

    1. Re:SCO vs. SCO by Bronster · · Score: 1

      for all you teached me.

      I see she hasn't taught you everything you need to know yet.

  81. Are you retarded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the equivalent of a blog hidden on a semi-technical site and makes vague references to the maureen somebodyorother.

    It's not funny, it's just stupid, and it has nothing to do with the issue at hand. It's the equivalent of some blogger saying president bush is a f*cking moron. It's meaningless.

    As Caesar would say:
          "Vos es ut bardus ut a nemus"

  82. Groklaw is not PJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to remember you all (and SCO), that Groklaw is not PJ. Groklaw is a huge community that PJ coordinates. Groklaw is also a database of info on the suit but also on a wide range of info surrounding it. Groklaw has long ago passed a point where it can survive without PJ, (though her sense of humor is invaluable). Even if PJ is a corporate effort of IBM, her existence responds to the community need. It is very unfortunate for SCO that it cannot seem to comprehend all its problems it caused itself and desperately wants to find somebody to blame.

    When you go to the press with nasty lies about the community in general, many respected people in that community and also about their hard work being really your stolen product, you can expect that community to respond in the fashion you don't like - with many eyes watching you constantly and revealing all of your lies.

  83. Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  84. PJ certainly responds to emails by pix · · Score: 1

    I can't confirm whether she exists or not, but when I sent her some information about some issues of free speech being surpressed in the UK, she certainly responded in a way that said that she's had at least a cursory glance at the issue. Whilst I agree that could have been an IBM lawyer, as an employee of Big Blue myself, I find it hard to believe that they would have even bothered responding.

  85. Better than x-files! by lucat · · Score: 1

    SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist and that Groklaw is penned by a team of IBM lawyers.

    Wow! Lets just start the x-files theme http://youtube.com/watch?v=t5KJJ83MQUg :D

  86. Nom du plume... by advocate_one · · Score: 1
    You actually believe that Pamela Jones is her real name???

    anyway, here's her picture... ;)

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  87. Let me think by not_a_product_id · · Score: 1

    She received death threats from nutcases. Can't imagine why she wouldn't want them to know what she looks like and where she lives...

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  88. It would be fitting by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    A writer that does not exist writing about a lawsuit that has no basis.

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  89. Yes sure... by ArcticCelt · · Score: 3, Funny
    " SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist and that Groklaw is penned by a team of IBM lawyers. "

    Interesting, from my part I always thought that Darl doesn't really exits and that all his declarations are in fact penned by a team of buffoons and clowns hired to entertain us.

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    1. Re:Yes sure... by Snorpus · · Score: 1
      So, if they can't find PJ, does it mean "she's" really at team of IBM lawyers?

      There seems to be logical fallacy lurking in there.

    2. Re:Yes sure... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      No, it just means Groklaw is hiring!

      Seeking a female technology lawyer with no affiliations with IBM. Blog skills a plus.

  90. The end is near by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When all else failes, kill the messenger. Then kill yourself.

  91. Pass the "Hot Potato" SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is well pass time that SCO give someone else the "Hot Potato". I'm sorry they appear to be the last company holding it, but sometimes you lose and need to take your toys home until you can find someone else to play with or move to a new town. Close shop, payout to your employees whatever is left, release all your code into Open Source so you don't strand your customers and give the stockholders whatever is left. Move on.

    I'm not really sorry.

    Hey, SCO and "MoveOn.org" can work together on this.

  92. Re:Let me think.....some more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you know what the previously deposed people in these cases look like, or where they reside?

    Thought not. Think of another excuse for her not showing up.

  93. *scratches head* by ciderpunk · · Score: 1

    > the SCO Group is trying to subpoena Pamela Jones of Groklaw...
    > SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist ...

    Is anyone else troubled that fictional characters can now, apparently, be subject to lawsuits?

    Wil-e-coyote is fscked!

  94. "Health reasons" is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't put it past SCO to try to kill her. HOW many millions have they lost, at least in part to the data PJ has exposed?

  95. penned by a team of IBM lawyers .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    I personally have penned some text for Groklaw and can categorically state that I ain't no lawyer and don't work for IBM. I guess being a latter day saint don't inhibit you from telling porkies. Before you condemn me for introducing someones religous affiliation, there is a precedent. A while back a hatchet job was done on Pamela Jones in which her religous affiliation was considered fair game.

    --
    davecb5620@gmail.com
  96. Hey AllParadox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that IBM already denied any connection to PJ in court. If SCO could depose her and show that there was a connection then IBM would have lied to the court and the attendant consequences would ensue.

    SCO has no more reason to think PJ is associated with IBM than they had to think Linux was copied from Unix but, of course, that won't stop them. So my question is; does the fiction that they think PJ is associated with IBM provide them with an avenue to derail or delay the case?

    My personal theory is that they're just after vengeance because PJ destroyed most of the FUD value of their cases. It's hard to believe that's all they're up to. Surely they have a better reason to go after PJ; don't they?

  97. It wasn't ice cream by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 0

    It's comparable to Captain Queeg's determined investigation of the theft of ice cream in the classic Bogart film, The Caine Mutiny

    Since there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the film about ice cream and it was strawberries that got stolen, I think you ought to lose every point you were given for being "insightful". Making crap up because you're too lazy to look it up should take away from your point score.

    1. Re:It wasn't ice cream by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you're saying is, "Shomeone shtole the mod pointsh!" </bogart>

  98. Of coarse she exist. I got a picture of here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got it on a Groklaw mug from Cafe express.
    She even has a red dress on.

  99. Fuck you, Darl; depose me, you insufferable prick! by the+saltydog · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not an IBM shill;
    no, I don't get paid to bash you;
    no, I have never met PJ;
    but I still hate you and everything this FUD/stock scam stands for.

    Drop a line to Cowboy Neal, and have him set up the deposition.
    It would make as much sense as deposing PJ, or Esker Melchoir, for that matter.

    I will not rest until each and every one of the perpetrators of this criminal extortion attempt is out of the IT industry, and behind bars. Yes, Ralph, that includes you.

  100. PWNED!!!1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL stfu nub kthxbye

  101. Scratch that... two suicides by rajafarian · · Score: 2, Informative
    There was Noorda's daughter and "Canopy IT director Robert Penrose also shot himself to death" and:

    Penrose's suicide allegedly resulted from the "heavy-handed and intimidating actions of Canopy's current management," including Mustard, according to Yarro in an affidavit after Yarro's conversations with several members of Penrose's family.

    This is nasty!

    This article is like an old family reunion, Maureen is there, Enderle makes an appearance... no Darl, though.
  102. Actually, Pamela does exist by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1
    Its just Darl, SCO, and we are just characters in her dreams.

    ...cue music from The Twilight Zone

  103. The SCOtrix by minginqunt · · Score: 1

    Do not try to subpoena the PJ, for that is impossible. Simply realise the truth: There Is No PJ.

  104. And so what if it is true? by chrwei · · Score: 1

    Really, so what? Groklaw is basically just a "distilled to Common English" version of the legal documents that are already publicly available, with links and references to said documents. How does it really hurt SCO at all? Sure, it lends opinions that are somewhat favorable to IBM, but in general so do the court documents so how is that not to be expected? The public has a right to know and understand this information, if the court system can't distill it, who's to say that it's wrong for IBM to do so? And what's stopping SCO from doing the same, you know, other than that they are loosing? SCO's form of involving the public in this case has been to instill FUD, but the thought of IBM spreading reasonably accurate Common English versions of the legal documents is, well, what is it?

    --
    - Disclaimer: Information in this post deemed reliable but not guaranteed.
  105. Theological digression by abb3w · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought the devil had many names. Why is he using the same one more than once this time?

    No imagination. The many names have all been given to him by mankind. Creativity is a manifestation of Creation, and therefore remains the province of God. The Devil lost any ability to create when he fell. All he can do now is mimic, steal and corrupt.

    Now, are we discussing Lucifer, or Bill Gates?

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    1. Re:Theological digression by LuYu · · Score: 1

      Well put.

      Isn't Bill Gates just Lucifer's geek suit?

      --
      All data is speech. All speech is Free.
  106. Re:Let me think.....some more. by not_a_product_id · · Score: 1
    You're either a troll or a moron but what the hell, I'll bite...

    Maureen O'Gara (SCO friendly journalist) attempted to publish PJs photo, address and photographs of her house and car previously but got the details wrong. Somehow I can imagine someone from SCO 'accidently' letting slip that PJs would be at a certain place at a certain time if someone wanted to be there with a camera.

    The irony of you being AC...

    --

    ---
    We spoke for about a half an hour. I don't recall a thing we said. - Colorblind James Experience

  107. So Fsking What? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    So frigging what if SCO is completely correct in everything they suspect? So what if some lawyers are using Pamela Jones for a pen name -- and I'm not saying they are. Personally, I don't know. What I do know is that it doesn't change a single thing about the SCO/IBM case if it is true. I doubt SCO could even embarrass them if they proved this was happening. This is just SCO wasting time, the court's time, and attempting to hassle anyone they can because THEY HAVE NO CASE!

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  108. PJ == FSJ by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Pamela Jones and Fake Steve Jobs are clearly one and the same.

    Or they're dating each other.

    Now that you've read it here in the Internet, it must be true.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  109. Do you really not know what that's spoofing? by spun · · Score: 4, Informative

    Google "I like monkeys." Tom took that famous old Internet story and replaced the word "monkey" with "MoGTroll." I can't believe anyone here is unfamiliar with that story. Were you just being funny, and I missed it?

    --
    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:Do you really not know what that's spoofing? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Not everyone is a "huge Internet nerd" (even those of us who've been around on the 'Net for over a decade) It's not exactly a joke story that has been so steeped in the public consciousness that everyone should be aware of it.

    2. Re:Do you really not know what that's spoofing? by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is slashdot. The least clueful of us would be considered a "huge Internet nerd" by almost anyone else's standards. Not knowing "I like monkeys" is a bit like not knowing "Peanut butter jelly time" or "Numa Numa" but quite a bit less embarassing than say, not knowing AYBABTU.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    3. Re:Do you really not know what that's spoofing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You called?
      -- Gary Brolsma

    4. Re:Do you really not know what that's spoofing? by plover · · Score: 1

      Oh, no; I know "I LIKE MONKEYS" has been around for a very long time. I just always thought Tom's spin on it was pretty funny, and tangentially relevant to the discussion of Maureen O'Gara.

      --
      John
  110. IBM's Turing Test Candidate: PJ by kjhambrick · · Score: 2, Funny

    C'mon Y'all ! This is IBM we're talking about !

    'PJ' is the name of IBM's shiny-new, experimental Turing Test Candidate Machine.

    Can you tell the difference between IBM's PJ Package and a human being ?

    I certainly can't ...

    I sure hope IBM open sources their PJ Library !

    -- kjh (for the humor-impaired => ;-)

  111. Catch22 for Lyons by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    This isn't the first time Daniel Lyons has floated the "who is Pamela Jones" line. That particular article also shed tears over O'Gara being called down for her stalking.

    Wouldn't it be delicious if this lead to Lyons being asked in court if O'Gara was lying when she wrote the stalker article, since it's Lyon's position that Jones doesn't exist.

    --
    - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
  112. SCO is using the court to commit a misdemeanor by 0x0000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    SCO's lawyers apparently believe that "Pamela Jones" does not exist and that Groklaw is penned by a team of IBM lawyers

    Well, if they really believe that, why do they keep calling her [unlisted] phone number late at night, panting into the phone, engaging in crude sexual innuendo, and talking about they've got in their "briefs"? They're hot for IBM's legal team? Turned on by men in suits carrying breifcases? What?

    For her to show up at court while the SCO pricks are there would de facto violate the restraining order she had to file against them back before christmas - she can't be required to comply with a subpeona which would cause her to nullify the order of another court, can she? The judge in the SCO case could just throw the bums out - the she could legal appear, but it would be moot. "Health reasons" indeed...

    She could pay a lawyer to appear on her behalf, but then who is going to cover that cost out of her pocket? This is purely a vindictive move on the part of SCO in attempt to punish Groklaw for daring to have an opinion that runs counter to the M$-mandated opinions they are paid to perpetrate. Hasn't anyone looked at prosecuting SCO? Their actions have clearly crossed the line into criminal behavior.

    This is just SCO's way of trying to get around the restraining order - it's harassment under color of Law. "Pricks" is a polite word for those sick, miserable fucks...

    And again - since it bears repition: The legal content on Groklaw stands on its own - who wrote it is completely beside the point, and any attempt to introduce the author into the procedings is simply and attempt by SCO to disrupt the court by engaging in personal attacks which must - under the Law - have no bearing on the case. Any competent judge would see this immdediately. Your move, judge.

    --
    "The Internet is made of cats."
    1. Re:SCO is using the court to commit a misdemeanor by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      She could pay a lawyer to appear on her behalf, but then who is going to cover that cost out of her pocket?

      I'm sure there are plenty of lawyers who would be glad to represent her pro-bono in this case.
      --
      There are only 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't
    2. Re:SCO is using the court to commit a misdemeanor by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

      Zing!

      --
      "The Internet is made of cats."
  113. If PJ Isn't "real" then how would a subpoena work? by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    I read through the interesting comments and have one question. If - say - Pamela Jones weren't a real person, then how would a subpoena get served? Also, if PJ is out of the country, there would be no ability to serve the subpoena until she/he/it/they got back.

    Am I wrong?

  114. "Bias" is the wrong word. by Kelmenson · · Score: 1
    You say:

    the blog has been clear in its anti-SCO bias from the get-go The definition of Bias is

    A preference or an inclination, especially one that inhibits impartial judgment. Groklaw has definitely been anti-SCO, but to call that a "bias" does a severe disservice to the legal analysis that is the raison d'être for Groklaw.
  115. Re:Fuck you, Darl; depose me, you insufferable pri by ciderpunk · · Score: 1

    No, Depose me!

    I am sparti^H^H^H^H^H^H P.J.

  116. Not only is she real, by spun · · Score: 1

    The number of Pamela Joneses has tripled in the last six months.

    --
    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  117. Paranoid for a reason by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    What I found most interesting about it is that apparently people are out to get her.

    "Some strange man that "nobody knew," as the super described him, had tried to get into her apartment while she was gone - the Medeco lock she had had installed on her door - something nobody else in the complex seemed to feel a need for - was more expensive than the door. But, as it happened, the super said, she had just sent in her rent in an envelope postmarked Connecticut."

    --
    You are reading a copy of my copyrighted post.
  118. Is there a Pamela Jones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Pamela Jones doesn't exist, there are a lot of love-sick geeks who will be very unhappy. That also explains why, as a woman, she doesn't want her high-profile position to be involve revealing her personal life. Stalking can be very scary. I hope she enjoys this time off. She's earned every minute of it.

    SCO is getting desperate. Their lawsuit is circling the drain and the sucking sound is growing louder and louder. The judge and the magistrate judge, knowing IBM has the deep pockets to pay for lawyers, have played this one very carefully. SCO won't have grounds for an appeal and if it gets assessed IBM's legal costs, it's history. The only question is whether there will be legal moves to break through the "corporate veil" that protects the executives from personally paying for their missdeeds.

    --Mike Perry, Untangling Tolkien

  119. Hold on a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... you an Pamela have the SAME LAST NAME, do you? What exactly IS the relationship between the two of you? It's not as if "Jones" is a particularly common last name! Uh, wait a minute...

  120. Dear SCOX, What good will this deposition do you? by VChris · · Score: 1

    What will this deposition get you? What if PJ is really "Not who she seems to be?" What will it matter? What are you afraid of? Why are you trying to silence this one voice?

    Could it be that you are afraid because the analysis and opinion of PJ's writings have "held water" over time? Are you tired of being put in a bad light because of the tactics you (I mean you and your lawyers) employ? Do you think that your image will improve without this one voice? What about all of the trade articles talking about your lawsuits against your customers? Is harrasment the best that you can do after all this time?

    Many people have come to the conclusion that PJ is one person. Exposing this person probably will not have a positive impact on your image - even if it was someone linked to IBM. The ideas expressed on Groklaw are out there - you can't kill an idea! The simple fact that these ideas have held true over time irrespective of the voice that spoke them guarentees their immortality.

    Silencing one voice will cause 1000 others to shout out. Open Source is about distributed development of software, hardware, community, public knowledge, and the human race. Remeber Ransom Love's warning: 'Don't do it,' Love says he told McBride. `You don't want to take on the entire Linux community.'

    Who are you going to silence next?

    Email this page to a friend

    --


    The difference between reality and fantasy is a nice soundtrack.
  121. Consider who's trying to find her by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    When SCO says they can't find her to serve the subpoena, think about who's trying to serve it. These are the people who couldn't manage to find a valid mailing address for DaimlerChrysler. If Maureen O'Gara can pretty much find PJ, that SCO can't says more about SCO than anything else.

  122. IBM and DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Groklaw is strongly opposed to DRM, which I would not expect from IBM's lawyers.

  123. Found a picture of her! by midnighttoadstool · · Score: 1
    If you search google then you'll find pictures of this nice lady :

    pamela

  124. A real picture of PJ by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1
    --

    Religion is the main cause of atheism.

  125. How is this relevant? by ffuunnkkyyjj · · Score: 1

    Assume for a moment that PJ is a fictional character created by IBM for the purpose of an anti-SCO astroturfing campaign. How would this fact have any relevance to the SCO vs IBM case? Astroturfing is no more illegal than a lawyer giving a press conference to talk up his side of the case. Trying to imagine what LEGAL justification SCO is using for this supoena boggles the mind. Are SCO accusing Growlaw of leaking sealed documents? That is about the only valid justification I can imagine for SCO to supoena PJ. BTW, didn't some zealous MS/SCO shill get slammed last year for publishing PJ's personal information (e.g. address and/or telephone number? That would suggest that PJ is a real person ...

  126. LDS Church Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ward: COTTONWOOD 13th WARD
    Stake: Salt Lake Cottonwood Stake

    Any Mormon Slashdotter's in Salt Lake want to goto a Sacrament Meeting there?

  127. I noticed that too. by DarrenR114 · · Score: 1

    While I believe that PJ is a real person (there was an article in 2005 by SJVN where he claims to actually have met her) I've seen too many faux pas on Groklaw to consider it worth even following anymore.

    --
    Been there, Done that, Sold the t-shirt to the next idiot in line
  128. PJ is not a journalist by DarrenR114 · · Score: 1

    She's a blogger with a paralegal background.

    Too many of her "articles" don't conform to any recognised journalistic standard.

    --
    Been there, Done that, Sold the t-shirt to the next idiot in line
    1. Re:PJ is not a journalist by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      You overlook recent litigation exploring the classification of bloggers as journalists. To what extent does "Freedom of the press" apply to bloggers? Does Pamela enjoy the freedoms guarenteed by America's constitution to journalists, or is she just an ordinary citizen?

      Or, for that matter, is she a virtual being? If so, does the constitutional protection apply? Why not?

      --

      Gary Dunn
      Open Slate Project

    2. Re:PJ is not a journalist by DarrenR114 · · Score: 1

      I believe at some point in time, in 2005, someone representing herself as "Pamela Jones" of Groklaw fame did in fact meet with Steven J Vaughn-Nichols in person.

      I don't know to what extent SJVN verified the identity of that person, but I have no reason to doubt that such a meeting did in fact take place.

      --
      Been there, Done that, Sold the t-shirt to the next idiot in line
  129. Look who wrote the Forbes article by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Daniel Lyons.

    Anything else you need to know? Lyons has been feuding with PJ for years, even since the SCO case came into existence.

    Lyons is a known Microsoft and SCO shill.

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  130. Shorts owe stock by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1

    It also has a mind-boggling 34% short ratio, and they haven't been able to run up a short squeeze yet because everyone going short believes the worst is yet to come. That's right, over a third of the stock is held by people with an interest in SCOX's failure.

    The shorts do not own stock. They owe stock. They sold the stock before they bought the stock.

    --

    Religion is the main cause of atheism.

    1. Re:Shorts owe stock by treat · · Score: 1
      The shorts do not own stock. They owe stock. They sold the stock before they bought the stock.

      The stock they owe comes from actual borrowed shares. That's the number counted in the 34%.

      That is, at clearing, the short sell results in "delivery" of stock to the buyer that is borrowed on the short-seller's behalf.

  131. So? by hisstory+student · · Score: 1

    So what?
    Whether Pamela Jones is a real single individual or an army of people working at IBM, what bearing does that have on SCO's case? Ans: None. It's just more smoke coming out of the SCO legal team. It won't help them win their case.
    True, they may be pissed that somebody's been keeping an accurate track of the case, but so what?

    --
    Heard any good sigs lately?
  132. Liar paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I am afraid to inform you sir, that you are decidedly not one of the less gullible people.

    There's *no way* I can believe that! :-)

  133. Don't mess with the easter bunny. by atari2600 · · Score: 1
  134. Damn, I'm 0 for 2 on humor detection by spun · · Score: 1

    Sorry I was kinda snide. That's the second time in as many days I've taken someone seriously when they weren't. I've gotta get my joke-detector checked...

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:Damn, I'm 0 for 2 on humor detection by plover · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad. I did basically the same thing to one of my managers earlier this week. :-)

      --
      John