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  1. Re:software dev? on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With a Math Degree? · · Score: 1

    If you were a teacher, you could give your cat a list of problems to work on.

    Wait... is this chemistry puns?

  2. Re:Noone read the articles on GMU Prof Teaches How To Falsify Wikipedia — and Get Caught · · Score: 1

    I was in Group W, but they benched me.

  3. Re:Waiting for facts on Botched Repair Likely Cause of Combusting iPhone After Flight · · Score: 2

    Or a loose nut in front of the touch screen?

  4. Re:It has to be... on Massive Methane Release In the Arctic Region · · Score: 1

    I propose that we start a new society. One that believes that the earth breaks wind.

    We can call it....

    The Flatulent Earth Society

  5. Re:Forget this garbage on Google Drive Goes Live · · Score: 1

    Bloody Vikings.... they are obviously hackers with all those large bladed weapons.

  6. Re:suspiciously common letters on Patent Suit Targets Every Touch-based Apple Product · · Score: 1

    RSTLN is fake!

  7. Footsteps in the Sand on In Nothing We Trust · · Score: 1

    And when asked why there was only one set of footprints in the sand, Jesus replied, "The sand people ride single file to conceal their numbers."

  8. Re:What about the Theia impact theory? on Was Earth a Migratory Planet? · · Score: 2

    They could grip it by the crust.

  9. Re:Spoiler alert on Wind Turbine Extracts Water From Air · · Score: 1

    He who can destroy a thing, controls that thing!

  10. Re:Can't wait for the civillian applications on Pentagon Orders Dual-Focus Contact Lens Prototypes · · Score: 1

    They are only red if they are much higher level than you are. Orange if they are slightly higher level, yellow if close to your level, green if lower level, and grey if much lower level.

  11. Re:dead link on Quantum Random Numbers · · Score: 2

    Naturally, she abhors the vacuum.

  12. Re:iPhone qubit? on The First Universal Quantum Network · · Score: 2

    Archos is going to come out with one that has a 3 dimensional qbit array.

    It will be 300 qbits long, 50 qbits wide, and 30qbits tall

  13. Re:Good Timing! on MIT Institute's Gloomy Prediction: 'Global Economic Collapse' By 2030 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    May you live in interesting times.

  14. It's missing something... on 150 Gigapixel Sky Image Contains 1 Billion Stars · · Score: 1

    Where is the arrow pointing to a star that says "You are here"?

  15. Re:the phone on IETF Attendees Reengineer Their Hotel's Wi-Fi Net · · Score: 1

    Nor was he happy to see them. *eyebrow waggle*

  16. Re:or it is used as a tool on DoD Networks Completely Compromised, Experts Say · · Score: 3, Funny

    They will also create Pigeon Reconnaissace Intelligence Construction Kit Systems for our allies, but they will be smaller versions than the ones the US uses.

  17. Re:heh on Why Linux Can't 'Sell' On the Desktop · · Score: 1

    It's name is BeOS! Only in death do we have a name!

  18. Re:MI6 will cover it on The Mercedes-Benz 'Cloaking Device' · · Score: 5, Funny

    No Mr. Bond. I expect you to drive.

  19. Re:Maybe... on MIT Lecturer Defends His Standing As Email Inventor · · Score: 1

    He is P and NP.

  20. Re:Apache on Apache 2.4 Takes Direct Aim At Nginx · · Score: 1

    And they can take a lot of hits and still put out?

  21. Re:Finally, a computer so small... on Physicists Create a Working Transistor From a Single Atom · · Score: 1

    public class Soylent_Green : People, IDisposable ???

  22. Re:"The Question" Answered. on ESA Discovers Unexpected 'Haze' of Microwave Transmissions · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. We ARE Cthulhu's hot pocket.

  23. Re:What *does* LOOL mean? on Why the Number of O's In LOL Matter On YouTube · · Score: 1

    Didn't the original LOL acronym stand for "LOL out loud"?

  24. Re:so on Why the Number of O's In LOL Matter On YouTube · · Score: 1

    LL

  25. Re:All along the fiber, or just at the end? on Scientists Embed Electronic Components Into Optical Fibers · · Score: 1

    If you use the right Chanel, you can keep your fibers looking young and vibrant.