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  1. Re:Not a new idea on Segways Roll Over Chicago · · Score: 1

    Hey, that girl in the back is pretty cute.

    Wtf are those things on the front of the girls' scooters? Baskets?

  2. Re:Love that Open Source business model. on End Of Development For Grsecurity Announced? · · Score: 1
    Economics 101: Paying for something that your competitors get for free puts you at an economic disadvantage. Therefore, almost all companies will take open source software and not pay for it.
    Letting the "something" go under puts you all at an economic disadvantage.
  3. Re:Voluntary contributions to OSS == non-starter on End Of Development For Grsecurity Announced? · · Score: 1
    Saw this on the donations page.

    nobody A slashdot link to the Donations Page convinced me. 1-2 donations a week is TERRIBLE!

    Well, guess we know what #2 is:
    1) Develop open-source software
    2) Slashdot!
    3) Profit!
  4. Re:Things Microsoft should be patenting... on Microsoft Receives Patent For Double-Click · · Score: 1

    6) Profit!

    (Holy shit, it's actually sort of funny this time!)

  5. Yeah, right. on Recording Industry Hopes To Hinder CD Burning · · Score: 1
    enough for a car, a vacation home and a friend, for example
    Maybe the RIAA is finally starting to figure it out. Don't worry about people downloading the music, worry about what you're going to charge them for the medium they want to write it to. Start making money off of mp3 players, CD-Rs, etc.
  6. Re:Home AP's often don't need encryption on CNN Notices that WiFi is Insecure · · Score: 1
    He claims he's tested it with several laptops and the signal is too weak to be used beyond 10 feet away from his house.
    Unless someone has their own antenna.
  7. Average users on CNN Notices that WiFi is Insecure · · Score: 1
    Meanwhile, average users are no longer tech savvy.' Which is to say that they at one point were?"
    I can't stop fscking laughing at that...
  8. Re:NYT Jokes on NYT on Spam Cops · · Score: 1
    I'm sure they were just joking around, but a lot of people read /., and that looks a bit unprofessional for the front page.
    No offense, but I don't really think anyone cares how "professional" Slashdot is. Don't think it matters, either.

    Were you trying to be funny?
  9. Re:Maybe I'm missing something here, but... on NYT on Spam Cops · · Score: 1
    why can't the companies that are paying for spam be targetted for prosecution/persecution?
    Joe jobs.
  10. Re:Core Wars on Programming For Terrified Adults? · · Score: 1
    I wonder if many people have used icws94 as a first language?
    I used redcode for corewars.
    (For those that have never heard of core wars: the basic idea is you write assembly programs that run in a virtual machine - whichever program has more threads running at the end of a time limit wins. I never got into it, but it looks like fun.)
    It is fun. :-)

  11. Ramen on The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners · · Score: 1

    Scrambled eggs with ramen. Plus tabasco, if you're bored.

    Hot dogs work, too.

  12. Re:Perl = Programmers Early Retirement Language on Periodic Table of the Operators · · Score: 1
    Programmer writes gobs of Perl code and employer is scared to let anyone else touch it, thus ensuring Job Security (much like C++).
    The guy I took over for in January tried that, or so it would seem. Didn't work for him. I pretty much replaced everything he ever wrote with two programs (as opposed to *checks* his twelve -- there's your nightmare).

    As for the programs I replaced him^Whis stuff with, well, I sure as hell wouldn't want to have to walk into them off the street, but someone would be able to figure 'em out after not too long. There's even a decent amount of perlpod in there.
    Programmer writes gobs of Perl code under employer instruction and so, goes rapidly insane trying to maintain his own nightmare.
    Maintaining my own code is easy. Waking up before noon is hard.
  13. Re:Read the EULA? on Flash 7 for Linux Released · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    ..but you still downloaded it, didn't you?
    Actually, no. I didn't like the terms.
  14. Read the EULA? on Flash 7 for Linux Released · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. You may not make or distribute copies of the Software, or electronically transfer the Software from one computer to another or over a network.
    Just DOWNLOADING it violates the EULA.
  15. Also: on A Complete Map To Springfield · · Score: 1

    In one episode (Stonecutters), Homer drives to work, then the camera pans out and there's a chain link fence between 742 Evergreen Ter. and the nuclear power planet.

    Hmm. Wonder if "123 Fake St." is listed.

  16. Bah! on RIAA Sues Nearly 500 New Swappers · · Score: 3, Funny


    You missed again, motherfsckers!

  17. Cool. on Water-Cooled Half-Life 2 Case Mod · · Score: 1

    Particularly the front-side view.

    And DIG that front panel.

  18. Re:GBA is the last generation on Nintendo's Iwata Talks European Neglect, DS Origins · · Score: 1
    What portable devices do you remember having an internal lighting source when the GBC came out?
    The Sega GameGear had decent games, a backlit colour display, and an optional (but hard to find) AM/FM/TV tuner.
  19. Re:Though it's sacriledge to say so... on Cell Phone Ringtones Give Music Industry Another Headache · · Score: 1
    how about the verbal equivelent of goatse?
    That'd be either GG Allin or Wesley Willis.
  20. Re:Why not do it yourself on Testing didtheyreadit.com's Mail-Tracking Claims · · Score: 1
    If the recipient is using a text based email program theres no way in heck anything is going to track whether the mail was opened or read. If its an HTML reader like Outlook just pop a web beacon and let your server monitor it. If you can't figure out how to make this work yourself, you probably shouldn't be allowed to go spying on others anyway.
    That's great and all, but what happened to the Disposition-Notification-To header? Personally, I'm inclined to respect peoples' privacy. Especially people I'm sending mail to.
  21. Re:eeevviiilll! on Testing didtheyreadit.com's Mail-Tracking Claims · · Score: 1

    Yeah, what he said.

    /me goes back to elm, thank you very much.

  22. Re:Is this really such a good thing? on IBM tells SCO to Put Up or Shut Up · · Score: 1
    What stories will go under the Caldera section now? "Caldera makes actual product"?
    Yeah, that'll happen... :-)
  23. Sweet! on Monsanto Wins Case Over Patented Canola · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can sue the RIAA for all those stolen mp3s on my systems?

  24. Re:Oh that's easy. on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1
    Just FYI: I find that confronting them with a few ethereal packet dumps usually gets you to the second tier at least.
    I actually got a PacBell DSL tier 2 tech support (*inhale*) to telnet into my box at work. I ttysnooped him, showed him that the [trace]route to one of their routers was hosed, and got him/them to fix it.
  25. Re:Verizon DSL on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1
    After a suitable period spent listening to soothing jazz
    I hate that fscking music.
    After listening to me, she responds by asking which modem I have. I describe it, and she immediately tells me that I have the wrong modem. I need the other model of modem. Unlikely...
    Actually happened to me once. I neglected my bill for one day too many and my DSL got cut off; during reconnect, I did a speed upgrade (pah! it was still slow as shit). New modem wouldn't work. Solution: new modem. Shit you not.
    Still wary, though, I decide not to mention that I have a Mac.
    Blah! I told PacBell's DSL people I ran Linux. They gave me the "Linux support number". Guess what it was? REDHAT'S FUCKING CUSTOMER SUPPORT.
    ... and then do the equivalent under OS X.
    Been there, done that -- with Linux.