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Microsoft Receives Patent For Double-Click

kaluta writes "The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that Microsoft was granted a patent for double-clicking on April 27. The patent in question is 6,727,830 and says, amongst other stuff: 'A default function for an application is launched if the button is pressed for a short, i.e., normal, period of time. An alternative function of the application is launched if the button is pressed for a long, (e.g., at least one second), period of time. Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time, e.g., double click'. So this is what we have to look foward to in the E.U. now?"

836 comments

  1. April Fool's by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely it's April Fool's day somewhere in the world for this to happen.

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    1. Re:April Fool's by JPriest · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well the intent of the patent is for use with PocketPC PDA's. The patent is simply launching different application behaviors based on how the application is launched. Patents have been granted for less.

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    2. Re:April Fool's by ruckc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just out of curiosity, since a button on a computer is still a button. Compared to a button on say a watch or alarm clock. Don't cd players, alarm clocks, watches sometimes require you to hold the button down for a short or long period of time to make it do something? I know my watch a Timex Ironman watch requires me to hold a button down for like 1-2 seconds to reset the stopwatch feature. Isn't this the same idea, arn't they taking a previously used idea and trying to patent it?

      yes go ahead and -1 offtopic but i want it at the top...

    3. Re:April Fool's by mad.frog · · Score: 1

      I think for everyone here when I say: WTF?

    4. Re:April Fool's by AstroDrabb · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Well the intent of the patent is for use with PocketPC PDA's. The patent is simply launching different application behaviors based on how the application is launched. Patents have been granted for less.
      Ahhh, a Microsoft apologist! I guess you speak officially for Microsoft? You are assuring everyone that MS will _never_ use this bogus patent to stop competition? No, not Microsoft, never!
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    5. Re:April Fool's by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you can pick an example a bit closer to home with that analogy...

      Computer power buttons - Short period = sleep, Long period = Hard off.

    6. Re:April Fool's by lightknight · · Score: 1

      I'm curious. Has Microsoft ever truly enforced patents?

      I know they use them for bartering, but I cannot recall any time in recent memory that they have.

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    7. Re:April Fool's by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Shit like this is why patents are becomming a much larger burdon on society. First SCO claims Unix, then Microsoft claims the word "windows" and the double click. Does this mean that Atari is coming in to patent the use of a keyboard in a video game?

    8. Re:April Fool's by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2

      MS may or may not have enforced their patents in recent times, I am a programmer and not an MS analyst. Howver, MS has also never been challenged the way they have been challenged recently by Linux. While MS may have the monopoly on the desktop OS, Linux has _really_ hurt them in the last few years in the server market. Linux has grabbed about 25% of all new server shipments in the last few years. The last frontier for MS is the server. Withe Linux having a strong server market and growing as much as it is, it is really a threat to MS. I wouldn't put it past MS to pull any stunt.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    9. Re:April Fool's by JPriest · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Not a MS apologist, just annoyed with the mud slinging tactics from Slashdot. The fact that Slashdot has to constantly misrepresent information to make Microsoft look bad says more for Microsoft than it does against them.

      I know MS is evil, we all do becasue we keep hearing it all the time. But the type of blind misrepresentation on Slashdot only makes me more likely to consider the source and the actual information presented.

      Sadly enough, with most Slashdot stories I usually tend to agree with MS after reading past the yellow journalism.

      If not for the religious blindness and false claims made from many in the Linux camp I would probably be part of the Linux community myself.

      I happen to think Linux is great, it's just too bad I can't stand any of the people that use it.

      --
      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    10. Re:April Fool's by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

      I hope to god Microsoft has not just patented the clitoris.

    11. Re:April Fool's by denisonbigred · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know that 90% of the people here on slashdot wont agree with me, and will think im simply flaming, but this is exactly the type of thing which should be able to be patented. Perhaps Microsoft shouldnt be the company to hold the patent (the probably aren't, and I hope they aren't), but whoever it is that created the difference between these actions, which is NOW the standard way of doin things, should be recognized as such.

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    12. Re:April Fool's by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      I hope to god Microsoft has not just patented the clitoris.

      Well, they've been F'ing over the public and their competition for long enough that they might just get it.

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      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    13. Re:April Fool's by GbrDead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      20 years of a monopoly on an obvious idea?

    14. Re:April Fool's by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Double clicking has been around a *LOT* longer than ATX softpower. It's only been in the past few years that computers have had anything more advanced than a toggle on/off switch.

    15. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you can pick an example a bit closer to home with that analogy...

      Apple One Button Mouse - short click open - long click special menu i.e. in the dock (OSX) and Netscape (MacOS 9 and down)

      - mirxage

    16. Re:April Fool's by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1

      advanced, eh? I hate the soft power feature (thanks for the word), because it's so fragile.

    17. Re:April Fool's by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      "Shit like this is why patents are becomming a much larger burdon on society. First SCO claims Unix..."

      You realize the SCO case has nothing to do with patents right? (but copyright)

    18. Re:April Fool's by Beale · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Give it to the caveman who discovered that if he pushed the rock longer, it went further.

    19. Re:April Fool's by mericet · · Score: 2, Insightful
      WTF? Who marked this as insightful?

      Yes, maybe they should be recognized, but should they be granted a twenty year technology on an almost trivial idea?

      The question isn't about giving credit who invented it, it's whether the public interest is better served by the current 20 year monopoly system for trivial things.

    20. Re:April Fool's by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what you mean - I've dealt with a few supposidly "server" boxes (rackmount units) that had no bios option to force them to power up in the event of a failure... someone obviously didn't think very clearly when designing them coz you really don't want to have to manually power up a few data cabinets full of servers.

    21. Re:April Fool's by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of that, I was just extending the analogy of physical clicking devices.

    22. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's not. And presumably not aware that the Windows thing is about neither patents or copyright, but trademarks.

    23. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoever it is that created the difference between these actions, which is NOW the standard way of doin things, should be recognized as such.

      Yes, sure. Recognise away.

      Recognition != a patent. We recognise Einstein as the man who developed the theory of relativity, but I don't recall anyone suggesting he should be allowed to patent it...

    24. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and all of these things restrict people's freedoms. Usually at the behest of a greedy corporation and against the greater good of society.

      Really, you're nitpicking here. All of these things suck and they are all similar enough to not worry me.

    25. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know that microsoft invented the computer mouse.

    26. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but nobody enjoys it. Clitorectomy anyone?

    27. Re:April Fool's by Arcady13 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Apple Lisa had softpower back in 1983.

    28. Re:April Fool's by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Apples don't count :)

    29. Re:April Fool's by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      One of the goals to copyrights and patents is to prevent authors from keeping things [a trade] secret.

      Have you evaluated the patent with that mindset?

      • What if they'd kept it a secret to themselves (unpublished)?
      • What if they'd just published it but didn't explain how they did it (via neither code [copyright] nor method [patent])?
      While single-clicking and double-clicking are common now, it's the double-clicking and long-time clicking on a PDA that's somewhat novel. (and I wish that QLaunch was older).
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    30. Re:April Fool's by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure SCO's case has anything to do with copyright, either. SCO makes big copyright claims to the press, then tells the court that the case isn't about copyright, but rather contract law.

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    31. Re:April Fool's by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Sure, legally speaking they're different, but the core idea behind the Patent, Trademark, and Copyright is basically the same. I'm just trying to show that these legal methods of claiming ownership are no longer being used to promote innovation, but to harass the little companies that can't feed the insatiable lawyers.

    32. Re:April Fool's by Frit+Mock · · Score: 1


      Hm ... I think the man who first had this idea has died a long time ago.

      The one that created this type of thing ... i.e. pressing buttons in different ways, to make different things happen, invented this probably unknowingly, but still with intention! ;)

      Who knows, who has invented the _first_ musical keyboard instrument? ... we should credit this person for his invention, to make different things happen (polaying differnt sound), when a button is pressed in different ways!

      Pressing a button in different ways will always imply that things happen differently in the real world! ... no magic, nothing, just a natural thing, based on a simple pyhsical rule ... every action implies a reaction ... different series of actions imply different series of reactions ... a natural law, someone at MS has "discovered" ... wow, remarkable idea, if a computer receives different signals or series of signals, probably from a mouse(! mouse is important here, with other devices it was already done to often!) device it should trigger different actions?

      Holy cow! Things inheritent in pysical laws are patentable, all you need to do, is to extend (and embrace) some more obscure bullshit around the law!?

    33. Re:April Fool's by armb · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Because if they couldn't patent it, then obviously Microsoft would have kept this idea a trade secret and no-one else would ever benefit from it, whereas now, in return for a limited period of monopoly, it becomes publically available for everyone later.

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    34. Re:April Fool's by moeffju · · Score: 2

      But only since the advent of ATX, and I'm rather sure I double-clicked before I had an ATX PSU.

      Easy prior art: Macintosh, as usual when Microsoft tries to patent something.

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    35. Re:April Fool's by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure it's Microsoft who should the recipient of our corporate hatred this time.

      I think we all agree this is a stupid patent but the real problem is the fact a company ( any company ) is allowed to take out these kinds of patents. Microsoft would be silly not to take advantage of this patent silly season for as long as it lasts.

      It is the US patent system which needs to change ( and not infect the EU ) because must be pretty clear that this isn't really an invention or innovation of any kind, it's a pretty bloomin' obvious idea.

    36. Re:April Fool's by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Agreed and I think those kind of things can be described as "limited resource computing device" as well.

    37. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh? im a slashdot geek, what's this "clitoris" thing?

    38. Re:April Fool's by Kardamon · · Score: 1

      We should credit Jules Henri Poincare for the special theory of relativity and David Hilbert for the general theory of relativity. Einstein did not add much to their work.

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    39. Re:April Fool's by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      There is no way on earth something like this should be patentable, I think you are simply flaming.

      The point is that this new development they are patenting is a fairly obvious development for anyone else who was designing Pocket PC type devices.

      The idea of patents, so far as I am aware, are not primarily to reward or recognize the inventor of a thing. Before patents if you had an invention or a unique idea the only way you could stop other people from immediately stealing your idea was to keep it a secret and never release it to the public. This is a bad idea because it means some revolutionary inventions might never become public knowledge, the invention couldn't be improved or developed by the world at large and society in general would be the worse off. Patents are designed so that the invention is explained to the public and placed in the public domain in exchange for allowing the inventor a certain period of time to capitalize and make some money from their invention.

    40. Re:April Fool's by K-boy · · Score: 1

      Mind you, I'd love to see the court case. "I have prior art, your Honour...

      "Look see how my finger moves - that finger has worked since 1975."

      Or has Microsoft in fact patented time?

    41. Re:April Fool's by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Things inheritent in pysical laws are patentable
      they patently aren't, but the the patent office does not have enough staff to check on prior art, or physical reality, or on anything other than the bill they send

    42. Re:April Fool's by Frit+Mock · · Score: 1

      And of course, noone should be allowed to use any of their intelectual property, withought paying them lots of $ ...

    43. Re:April Fool's by Pofy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >While single-clicking and double-clicking are
      >common now, it's the double-clicking and long-
      >time clicking on a PDA that's somewhat novel.

      Patents are meant for inventions, how can this be called anything close to an invention? Just because you now do something since long common "on a PDA" (or whetever next you might think up) we have a new invention and something that should be granted a Patent? What if people do it with their eyes shut or with their toes, is that something novel and worth a patent as well?

    44. Re:April Fool's by Sepper · · Score: 1

      The fact that Slashdot has to constantly misrepresent information to make Microsoft look bad says more for Microsoft than it does against them.

      You must be new here...

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    45. Re:April Fool's by Pragmatix · · Score: 4, Funny
      Can you imagine the poor documentation they will end up putting on MSDN about the clitoris?

      I have enough trouble finding information about CAML tags, let alone how to please my girlfriend.

    46. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, and regarding the article's "Europe" comment. The battle isn't over for European software patents. The disgraceful undemocratic behaviour of the European commission, chucking out all the amendments and introducing new ones, has really pissed off a lot of MEPs. Now is the time to lobby them -- with the elections -- and when the software patent issue arrives back in the European Parliament, we could well get it stopped.

      But it won't happen without some serious volunteer lobbying power though -- we have to make up in numbers and committment what the corporations can by in influence and scumbags paid whisper politicians ear's fullstime.

    47. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were Microsoft I'd hire a PR company to ensure I don't get all the bad press I deserve. If I were that PR company, I'd hire ppl who would monitor unfriendly media outlets (Slashdot included) and try to influence them, perhaps through posts starting with "I am not a Microsoft apologist" and ending with "I happen to think Linux is great, it's just too bad I can't stand any of the people that use it."

    48. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my car key has similar

      1 press = lock doors
      2 press = deadlocks
      press and hold open/close windows
      press and hold both buttons 1/4 mile radius panic alarm
      press 3rd button to open the boot

      etc etc

    49. Re:April Fool's by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Computer power buttons - Short period = sleep, Long period = Hard off.

      That's not much help if you're trying to cite prior art, though. Such power switches have really only come into use in the past five years or so; double-clicking has been part of the GUI vocabulary for twenty years or more.

    50. Re:April Fool's by leshert · · Score: 3, Funny
      You must be new here...

      ...said one wet-diapered, 500k-user-id Slashdot kiddie to another.

    51. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to worry. I already found your girlfriend's clitoris

    52. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not?
      Seems you don't appreciate the blinkenlights!

    53. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do. All the time. They just don't go to court easily and they usually bully small software developers.

      Who (except IBM perhaps) would want to go to court for infringing on a Microsoft patent?

    54. Re:April Fool's by karstux · · Score: 1

      Well, all of these things can also serve (in theory, at least) to protect an individual or a small business against a greedy corporation trying to rip them off.

      What's needed is a way to prevent the abuse of these legal mechanisms.

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    55. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you got senority. CHANGE those diapers, dammit!

    56. Re:April Fool's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid young kids...

    57. Re:April Fool's by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      It only applies to "limited" computing devices.

      Your LINUX boxes don't qualify, your windows boxes have already paid the license fee.

    58. Re:April Fool's by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      Where did I say that this was deserving of a patent? The part you chopped off, my wish that QLaunch was older, should've been adequate to express my disagreement.

      My main thrust was that any "methods" that an end-user is expected to perform should not be patentable, regardless of the estimation of novelty.

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    59. Re:April Fool's by cothrige · · Score: 1

      "What if people do it with their eyes shut or with their toes, is that something novel and worth a patent as well?"

      And Tommy Lee can patent a new way to steer a boat.

  2. Hmm... by peterprior · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just twice as stupid as Amazon's 1-Click patent...

    ...I'll get my coat..

    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Quick register the 3 click patent whilst it's still available !!!

    2. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Laugh all you will but this is serious.

      That technology was first observed in digital watches of aliens held in Area 51. It is alien technology!

      Don't believe me, ask yourself this:

      Could mere humans have thought up the concept of clicking twice!

    3. Re:Hmm... by RealityMogul · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Seriously, the company I work for, has a function in our COMMERCIAL software package that requires a triple-click in order to do something. It's been there for about 8 years now - so we already got prior art =P

      Is there a "+1 Pity" moderation I can get?

    4. Re:Hmm... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      " This is just twice as stupid as Amazon's 1-Click patent..."

      Prior art!! Windows 3.1 did this years ago!!

    5. Re:Hmm... by Bri3D · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, so does every other app on the planet that handles text. One click->move cursor, two->select word, three->select paragraph.

    6. Re:Hmm... by avgjoe62 · · Score: 2, Informative
      GEOS for the Commodore (and PC) did this even before Windows 3.1

      There's more prior art for this than if someone tried to patent sex. However, if the patent is narrowly worded to apply to only Pocket PCs, that could be different.

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    7. Re:Hmm... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Aaahh, somebody explain to me why Microsoft would want a patent that applied only to clicking on their own hardware?

      So if I make a PDA and doubleclick on an app to run it, I don't owe Microsoft money?

      Yeah, right...that's how Bill thinks.

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    8. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe (actually I can) how stupid the US patent office is!! Hmmm... I have my Atari 520ST computer sitting here from 1985 that uses.... drum roll.... double clicks from the mouse to launch apps. PATENT DENIED!!!!

    9. Re:Hmm... by IronChef · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have started to use fractional clicks. You chumps are triple-clicking, but I get the same work done with 1/3 click!

    10. Re:Hmm... by michael_cain · · Score: 4, Informative
      Seriously, the company I work for, has a function in our COMMERCIAL software package that requires a triple-click in order to do something. It's been there for about 8 years now - so we already got prior art =P

      Semiseriously :^), did your company publish the triple-click in anything available to the general public (ie, technical journal)? If the description appeared only in material with limited distribution (eg, user manual available only to those who licensed the product), you may not have actually "disclosed" your art, in which case it may not count.

      While IANAL, this might well leave you in the position of having to now apply for a patent on your own and show invention prior to the date that MS claims they invented it. If necessary, can your company document when the triple-click idea was conceived and document that you made diligent (ie, continuous) efforts to implement said idea after it was conceived? Surprisingly few companies these days require engineers to maintain the necessary records to build a good patent case: stitched rather than loose-leaf lab notebooks, written in ink, entries dated, initial entries on inventions properly witnessed.

      25+ years ago, when I went to work at Bell Labs, all new hires were required to attend a class given by the legal department on how to keep such records.

    11. Re:Hmm... by Reziac · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Not to mention four clicks to select page (or entire text box, depending), five to select entire document, and a few variations thereof (frex, my fave HTML editor does a variety of selections depending on what you clicked on and how many times). I first encountered the "multiple clicks to select more stuff" function in some word processor in 1993, and I doubt it was new then.

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    12. Re:Hmm... by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      " I have started to use fractional clicks. You chumps are triple-clicking, but I get the same work done with 1/3 click!"

      I click a complex number of times.

    13. Re:Hmm... by melatonin · · Score: 1

      I have started to use fractional clicks. You chumps are triple-clicking, but I get the same work done with 1/3 click!

      Actually, the OS 9 Finder (not the X one that is total shit) let you click and a half to navigate volume contents. You'd click and then click and hold on an icon, and then the cursor would turn into a magnifying glass. If you continued to hold (or pushed the space bar to trigger immediately), the icon's window would open (the icon being some sort of container, such as a drive or folder). Within that window (which would pop up centred around the cursor), you could move the magnifying glass to another container and repeat the process until you've gotten to the window you want.

      It's called spring-loaded folders.

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    14. Re:Hmm... by bored_geek · · Score: 1
      I think our benevelent lord Gates would take it one farther - charge us any time we click on anything.

      I assume he would want to include the buttons on our TV remotes and car stereos too.

    15. Re:Hmm... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I have started to use fractional clicks.

      Phbbht! Kiddie stuff. I click irrationally.

      KFG

    16. Re:Hmm... by anti-trojan · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I had a digital watch which required you to press a button twice to show you the seconds. If you press once, it showed the date. If you are late to press a second time, it timed out and return to the clock view. I think this is exactly a prior-art (as it was about 1983-84).

    17. Re:Hmm... by Klanglor · · Score: 1

      "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time"

      Great! Now Logitech must be realy pissed! Its market share will be reduced to people using either Amazone or Microsoft :p

      1click and multiple click!

      Ah well there is sitll the mouse gesture things that is not patened. ;)

      I think it would work great with a pen. oh wait.. MS is making tablet pcs...

      we are doomed, we have to wait for voice recognition.. wait again... microsoft is heavily working on voice recognition...

      ok everyone, lets go back to pen and paper.

    18. Re:Hmm... by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's because many patentable inventions these days aren't the kind of thing you develop on notebook paper.

      Our legal department has told me they would very much like to go back to the days of signed/dated entries, but that given that 99% of patent work we do is done on a computer, they've pretty much accepted that its going to be computer files and sworn statements to verify date from here on out.

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    19. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While working at Texas Instruments on the TI Lisp Machine (a.k.a. Explorer) project in 1983, the window system manual I helped to write has a discussion of double clicking and how to show it in the mouse documentation window. That project was derived from the MIT Lisp Machine that was developed earlier. Refer to the table in http://www.andromeda.com/people/ddyer/lisp/ for more details. I'm sure there are published papers on double clicking (and the Godzilla mouse :-).

    20. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I never realised that!

      Seriously, I've always been *SO* annoyed when trying to highlight selected snippets of text and the stupid OS/API jumps ahead or behind me to grab punctuation, spaces, words, lines, paragraphs, etcet... It ends up taking me five or more clicks to highlight whatever it is that I specifically want to select, with strategic long pauses thrown in to keep the superfluous selection gymnastics from registering as a double-click.

      It *seriously* slows down my workflow. It *seriously* pissed me off way back when that 'feature' first showed up. I've had to learn to live with it as it spread virally across more and more applications and operating systems.

      Why don't usability people build in a bloody option to turn off all that autoselect crap?!

    21. Re:Hmm... by russotto · · Score: 1

      It's for limited resource computing devices. If that doesn't describe the Commodore, I don't know what it does describe!

  3. Dear Lord... by Sxooter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Suddenly all those "I'm patenting peanut butter and jelly sandwich" posts are seeming more and more prophetic...

    I'm hoping that such insane uses of patents will result in the USPTO and Congress waking the hell up and fixing this mess.

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    1. Re:Dear Lord... by gphinch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey quit stealing my ideas, you insensitive clod! Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich - Patent Pending Apple Pie - Patent Pending Walking - Patent Pending

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      in bed.
    2. Re:Dear Lord... by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

      Not me! I'm patenting the smashed chees sandwich!

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      Setting his threshold to 5, Sparky eliminated most of the trolls on /.

    3. Re:Dear Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sex: Patent pending (I may never use this but what the hell.

    4. Re:Dear Lord... by pankajsethi · · Score: 1

      Worse... they are very much on topic ;)

    5. Re:Dear Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Suddenly all those "I'm patenting peanut butter and jelly sandwich" posts are seeming more and more prophetic...

      I'm sure there is prior art for that, but has anyone patented "a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the internet"?

      For some reason, "on the internet" seems to be non-trivial. In this case, you'd think prior art would be found in, "Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. Twice on the pipe if the answer is no."

    6. Re:Dear Lord... by aslate · · Score: 1

      True, but then you can bring everyone else down to your level and prevent use of your patent.

      Now i wonder if the moves in the Karma Sutra are different enough to count as "Fair Use"?

    7. Re:Dear Lord... by yiantsbro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, slow down there now--I have a patent on "having a patent pending". Anyone who wishes to have patent pending must pay a license fee.

    8. Re:Dear Lord... by Destoo · · Score: 1

      The point of a patent is now how you can use it, it's how your competitors can use it.

      But in this case, I think there's prior art, no matter how old you are.

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    9. Re:Dear Lord... by tktk · · Score: 1

      I'm submitting a patent for idiotic patent approvals. That way I'll get royalties whenever the USPTO approves another idiotic patent.

    10. Re:Dear Lord... by polemistes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great, and then I'll have a patent on "complaining", and then I'll be the richest guy in the world!

    11. Re:Dear Lord... by QuaZar666 · · Score: 5, Informative

      someone already patented the Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

      http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?u=/net ah tml/srchnum.htm&Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&r=1&l= 50&f=G&d=PALL&s1=6004596.WKU.&OS=PN/6004596&RS=PN/ 6004596

      Qua

    12. Re:Dear Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have prior art

      - God

    13. Re:Dear Lord... by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but they have not got anything on my "Jelly and Peanut Butter Sandwich!" Patent Pending.

    14. Re:Dear Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I suppose the animals need to pay up too, and since they don't have any $$$, they'll be extinct before you know it.

    15. Re:Dear Lord... by chgros · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amazing...
      clicky

    16. Re:Dear Lord... by SEE · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the ameobas.

    17. Re:Dear Lord... by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      Breathing - Patent pending

    18. Re:Dear Lord... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've patented "Patent Pending". Pay up!!

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    19. Re:Dear Lord... by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

      Now i wonder if the moves in the Karma Sutra are different enough to count as "Fair Use"? The term "Karma Sutra" brings karma whoring to a whole new level...

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    20. Re:Dear Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. The patent referenced above appears to be for a peanut butter and jelly *dumpling* of some kind, which is more than a little weird.

    21. Re:Dear Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next patent:
      A patent awarded TO CONGRESS for "pre-emptively" attacking countries. Never mind that Germany "pre-emptively" attacked Poland in 1939.

    22. Re:Dear Lord... by LupeSpywalper · · Score: 1

      From the link: ".. a crimped edge directly between said first and second perimeter surfaces for sealing said first, second, and third fillings between said first and second bread layers;
      wherein said first and second crust portions have been removed and said third filling is encapsulated by said first and second fillings..."


      This is how I order a sandwich too.

    23. Re:Dear Lord... by DavidYaw · · Score: 1

      someone already patented the Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

      Picture this: take a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, cut out a circle from the middle, and then seal the edges of the bread so the peanut butter & jelly can't leak out. That's what is patented, not any generic peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This is being sold, I've seen commercials for it on TV, but I unfortunately don't remember the brand name.

    24. Re:Dear Lord... by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      you are thinking of Uncrustables but they do not own this patent in fact they were sued because they were making an item which is exactly like another product in Michigan Schools.

      Qua

  4. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm breaking patent laws right now...and again...whoops I did again :p

    1. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      whoops I did again :p

      Britney....is that you??

    2. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "oops i did IT again". so no. although i did think of that aswell.. oh dear :/

    3. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I claim prior art!

    4. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "whoops I did it again"

      You can't say that my friend. You're devoluping quite a laundry list. I predict Britney Spears and the RIAA knocking down your door in three... two...

      ~b

    5. Re:LOL by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

      Not only are you breaking laws, you're breaking windows'! [windows' laws] Ba-ching! I'll be here all day, thank you.

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    6. Re:LOL by Richard+Jones · · Score: 1

      Careful... you could be violating copyright there too...

  5. Xerox and Apple by nvrrobx · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think Xerox and Apple defintely qualify as prior art.

    There are days when I think the USPO really needs to wake up.

    1. Re:Xerox and Apple by justMichael · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not saying I agree with the patent, but it is for a PDA not a PC.

      It's almost funny to see them referring to it as a palm-type device all over the patent app ;)

    2. Re:Xerox and Apple by Aphrika · · Score: 5, Informative

      Absolutely, although reading the patent, I was interested to find it titled:

      "Time based hardware button for application launch"

      Interesting, as it seems to be getting at the idea of launching different applications based on how long you hold down a hardware button, rather than how long you click and hold on the screen. This ties in with the sentence further on which pertains to it being relevant to devices with limited resources, i.e. not very many buttons.

      While I can see that this will get people's backs up if it impedes on double clicking, I don't think it does. I think it's aimed more along the lines of Apple's iPod interface controller patent - it's trying to carve out a control method for mobile devices.

      I can see how this would be useful on a PDA for instance when the start menu is longer than the screen size (as in PocketPCs), but personally I'd prefer a jog dial...

      On a side note, the story does seem to be scaremongering to a degree - this certainly isn't about patenting double clicking.

    3. Re:Xerox and Apple by jm92956n · · Score: 1

      There are days when I think the USPO really needs to wake up.

      I, too, share that thought. I call those days "weekdays" (friday evening through monday morning is generally spent either drunk or asleep).

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    4. Re:Xerox and Apple by Pheonix5000 · · Score: 0

      Of course, look at the filing date:July 12, 2002. You can't tell me that there isn't a single instance of prior art. Here's an EXACT EXAMPLE of prior art. If people are talking about it before this was patented and was already implemented in Apple computers, etc. that means that there is PRIOR ART! Maybe the people at the patent office should require something higher than a second grade education

    5. Re:Xerox and Apple by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I do use a hardware button to click on my screen.

      Bruce

    6. Re:Xerox and Apple by Lt.Hawkins · · Score: 5, Informative

      If thats the case, I've seen prior art. A panasonic walkman I once had, included a single-button remote control. Click, and it changed presets. Doubleclick, and it did something else. Tripleclick, and it did a third thing. Hold it down, and it switched to the tape player, which had its own modes. Small learning curve, but a great one-button interface.

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    7. Re:Xerox and Apple by Ann+Elk · · Score: 4, Informative
      Interesting, as it seems to be getting at the idea of launching different applications based on how long you hold down a hardware button, rather than how long you click and hold on the screen.

      You mean like, pressing and holding a mouse button?

    8. Re:Xerox and Apple by MouseR · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even for this, Apple has prior art in the Newton. YTou could click a word to select it, double-click ("tap") it to drag, or even double-click on scripted text to convert it to text, sort of like to take freehand notes without without the text recognition engine to later convert it.

    9. Re:Xerox and Apple by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      my Nokia 5185i does just that, press the power button once to display mode, continue short presses to select an option, then press+hold to select, also a press+hold to start is shut off.

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    10. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds a lot like the QLaunch utility for Palms. And I know QLaunch wasn't the first utility to do this for PDAs. There were a few for older Palm OSes too, and undoubtably some for WinCE/PocketPC, although I don't remember any names offhand.

    11. Re:Xerox and Apple by Aphrika · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At the moment when I press and hold my mouse button, nothing happens. Sure, stuff happens when I release it, but I don't get anything pop up just by holding. That stands true for both left and right buttons.

      Now, this first time I did see this happen was on PocketPC 2000 software where a click and hold popped up the context menu. That's a 'hardware limited' device, i.e. it has no second button, just a stylus.

      In any case I'd just like to point out that I'm not defending it - it's another silly patent - merely stating that the story has it wrong.

    12. Re:Xerox and Apple by bfree · · Score: 1

      And a mouse button isn't a hardware button how? Having read the referenced patents to this one (ok, I didn't I scanned all the abstracts) it would seem to me that this one seems to be prior art in itself! I cannot see what this is all about, but then again IANAPL. I did read the MS patent, and I cannot see anything innovative about it (application has different actions based on duration of button press including couting presses within a set period, hmm lets go patent using morse code and variations thereof on buttons, oh wait, that's what this is!).

      Yep, to me morse code is the prior art, short or long presses, with an amount of time from the start (morse would be end I think) of each press to register the next, and a different response (letter) depending on the total pattern of button presses (they just go for . - and ..). What's next, patent key combinations on limited computing devices be they serial or parrallel (:wq or ^C)?

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    13. Re:Xerox and Apple by NtroP · · Score: 1
      Yeah, my iPod has different behaviors depending on how long I hold the button down during a click (ie. turning the back light on, skipping to the next song as opposed to fast forwarding the current one, turning the unit off as opposed to play/stop, etc.)

      This is a "palm-type" device with hardware buttons in my book - I have my address book on it, a calendar, and even games.

      This pattent crap is getting THICK! I actually half-hope it gets even worse so that there is no question but that we need to revamp or eliminate the USPO. Only when everyone sees the absolute lunacy of some of these pattents that are awarded will there be a reall cry for change!

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    14. Re:Xerox and Apple by shaitand · · Score: 1

      It is another silly patent, but a mouse fits the description.

      Even time delay would be silly, but the patent specifically lists launching different functions with multiple clicks.

    15. Re:Xerox and Apple by Aphrika · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... I see your point, although I'd consider a hardware button different to a hardware button mounted on a navigation device like a mouse. There again, I'd also consider a stylus/screen combo to be different to a hardware button, but the push and hold context menu on PocketPC 2000 is the only place I've seen Microsoft use anything remotely like this. Bad patent call or deliberate ambiguity? Either way it's a good example of differing interpretation of patents and why the patent model is failing.

    16. Re:Xerox and Apple by nomel · · Score: 5, Funny

      my pda computes, and it is mine...so...seems to fit the PC deffinition to me!

    17. Re:Xerox and Apple by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      but personally I'd prefer a jog dial...

      Didn't sony patent that?

    18. Re:Xerox and Apple by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      werent Amiga menus push and hold?

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    19. Re:Xerox and Apple by aweraw · · Score: 2, Informative

      This ties in with the sentence further on which pertains to it being relevant to devices with limited resources, i.e. not very many buttons.

      My Creative MuVo2 only has 2 buttons... the Pause/Play button can be held for different lengths of time to perform certain functions... I think this qualifies as prior art, and this patent should be vaporized.

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    20. Re:Xerox and Apple by Cobralisk · · Score: 1

      The HP LaserJet 4L has one button on it. It functions as Power, Form Feed, Print Status Page, Error Reset, and Clear Buffer depending on the context, how many times pressed, and duration of press. This was very much a "Hardware Button."

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    21. Re:Xerox and Apple by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      werent Amiga menus push and hold?

      Yes, as were those in MacOS too IIRC.

      Talking of the Amiga, I believe that there is a patent on the menu system it uses, where you can keep the menu open by holding down the right mouse button, and make multiple selections with the left mouse button, so you don't have to reopen the menu several times (and yes, I'd say this is another example of a stupid patent, although it's at least slightly more novel than doubleclicking).

    22. Re:Xerox and Apple by argent · · Score: 1

      I've been using a hack that lets me run different programs on holding a button instead of just clicking it on my Visor Deluxe since... hum... December 1999 I think. Maybe a few months later... but there's plenty of prior art.

    23. Re:Xerox and Apple by Aphrika · · Score: 1

      What I find crazy is that OnMouseDown is an event that's been kicking around in VB and JavaScript for Donkey's years. You can break this patent with some very simple code. Is that really worthy of a patent?

      On a lighter note, I found I can replicate the patent by opening lots of applications in Windows, then holding down Alt-Tab. Try it - time based application selection! :o) Is there a Mac equivalent?

    24. Re:Xerox and Apple by gid13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So essentially taking a completely established interface from one device to another constitutes enough of an innovation to warrant a patent? Sweet merciful crap. At the very least, the current patent system (and in my opinion patents as a whole) are just plain stupid. We would do well to realize this.

    25. Re:Xerox and Apple by CaptainFrito · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Patents can also be deemed obvious if they were anticipated by prior art. In this case double clicking a computing device to make a selection has been long done and is public domain. The size of the computer is an aside. The fact that the device has limited resources is also an aside. One double-clicks with a mouse specifically because it has limited input resources. It is irrelevant that a keyboard could also be used in a PC application, because the same is true with most PDA's. If I made a really really small PC, could I patent the "Enter" key? How about the "shift " or "control" keys? Since they are function modifiers, they expand the limited resources in binary progression: so all have to do is make size of the box an issue and it's innovate? Clearly this patent was allowed because of who filed, not what was filed.

      I guess size really does matter after all.

    26. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      " I do use a hardware button..." ...and a pre-determined set of x and y co-ordinates.."...to click on my screen."

    27. Re:Xerox and Apple by adrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      On OS X, click-and-hold is roughly analagous to right-clicking in many applications. For example, in Mozilla, if you click and hold the left mouse button, a contextual menu appears after a short delay. Likewise, doing the same to an icon in the Dock results in a similar menu, which can vary depending on the particular app.

      This functionality is probably due to the fact that Apple only includes a one-button mouse with their systems. Another way to get around this limitation is to CTRL-click. This causes a regular click to become a right-click.

      I finally just bit the bullet and bought a Logitech scroller. (It works fine without drivers, BTW.)

    28. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "f thats the case, I've seen prior art. A panasonic walkman I once had, included a single-button remote control."

      Um, yeah, anyway your walkman is not a "limited resource computing device".

    29. Re:Xerox and Apple by grozzie2 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The patent covers a couple of things, one of them is the 'holding the button down for a longer period to signify a different action', and the other is the double click.

      For some prior art, go back to the 1800's, and talk to a telegraph operator. Ask them how a morse code key works, and, the difference between a long click, and a double click.

      This patent is a blatant example of why the rest of the world just has to start ignoring patents issued in the USA, they have no meaning. American business is so concerned about intellectual property protection, they should consider that honoring patents is an all or nothing deal, and with stupid stuff like this being granted, the rest of the world cannot afford to honor this kind of silliness. There are many many examples in the real world of 'click once to do one thing, twice to do something else'. Anybody that flies airplanes into small airfields at night knows this (just one real world example). Click you microphone 5 times to turn on the runway lights. Depending on the setup, once they are on, 3 clicks for brighter, 2 clicks for dimmer, is common. This methodology was around long before microsoft plugged thier first mouse into a computer, it's a method that pre-dates the pc. It's common, and it's OBVIOUS, and it was long before the pc even came into the equation, or any 'limited resource' environment as discussed in that patent.

      Go forth into the real world, there must be thousands of devices in this world that have a single button for input, and differing numbers of 'clicks' or 'presses' on that button, have different meanings.

    30. Re:Xerox and Apple by CAlworth1 · · Score: 1

      There is indeed a mac equivelent - and in the spirit of stealing back from Microsoft, it is command tab. Shift-command-tab moves backward through the list (shirft-alt-tab in windows i think).

      In Panther, it appears in the middle of the screen as windows does (slightly transparent though, and the rest of the screen dims), while in Jaguar I think it just moved along the dock (a better use in my mind - you can then open non-running apps, or know automatically where an app is in the list).

    31. Re:Xerox and Apple by Bri3D · · Score: 1

      Of course, microsoft has the same feature when you have Transcriber installed on a pocket PC. Scrawl notes, press convert, notes turn to text. Go figure. I wonder what other "innovations" they are going to patent?

    32. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "My Creative MuVo2 only has 2 buttons... "

      Your Creative MuVo2 is not aa limited resource computing device, it's a music playback device. Not enough to be prior art, or to vaporize the patent.

    33. Re:Xerox and Apple by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Click and hold your main mouse button on the trash can in the dock on OS X.

      It does the same thing as a right click. I don't like it.

    34. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (a) most walkmen/discmen have small computers inside them.
      (b) *ALL* computers are limited resource - theoretical infinite turing machines can't be built by us. Duh.

    35. Re:Xerox and Apple by GregAndreou · · Score: 1

      In what way is it not about patenting double clicking? It specifically mentions double clicking as an example in the patent application. I think saying its not only about double clicking is more appropriate.

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    36. Re:Xerox and Apple by watermodem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Corvus had double click (Concept) and some of us used to use double clicks on old IBM vector graphics displays (sixtys and seventy's stuff) Come to think of it TekTronics storage display scopes may have had a double click subroutine...

    37. Re:Xerox and Apple by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "a) most walkmen/discmen have small computers inside them."

      Micro processor != computer in this context.

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    38. Re:Xerox and Apple by aweraw · · Score: 1

      Your Creative MuVo2 is not a limited resource computing device, it's a music playback device

      While I think it's debatable as to whether an MP3 player is could be classified as a limited resource computing device, I believe the fact that it even has this kind of interface shows that this patent is "obvious" and should never have been granted.

      *ZAP*

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    39. Re:Xerox and Apple by TekGoNos · · Score: 1

      When you press a mouse button, a "Mouse-Buttom-Down" event is send to the current application. What the application does with it is up to it, but SOMETHING DOES happen, even if you dont see any visual effect.

      However, pressing a mouse button even DOES something visual.
      Pressing the left buttom puts the mouse in "mark-mode", as soon as you move your mouse, you will see that text gets selected.
      And IIRC, pressing (not releasing) the right mouse buttom opens the context menu, even on MS Windows.

      On my WM (pekwm), pressing (yes only pressing) a mouse button while the pointer is over the desktop opens a menu.

      So this behavior DOES exist.

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    40. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gnome 2.6/Metacity:

      When I do a quick-release right-click, a menu comes and remains after open even after release. If I click and hold, the menu appears, allows me to browse the menu, but then disappears *when* released.

    41. Re:Xerox and Apple by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Unfortuntely there's no linix equivelent. Although I can switch between applications using alt-tab, it doesn't really seem to matter how many I open (short of completely exhausting ram+swap and thus crashing the machine) there is no noticeable time delay when switching.

      Must be the overhead of the gui on the mac, surely it's not a BSD thing.

    42. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, stuff happens when I release it, but I don't get anything pop up just by holding. That stands true for both left and right buttons.

      Prior Art: Toilets. The new low flush toilets which require holding the handle down for an extra long flush. And the older toilets require several handle jiggles to get a proper flush.

    43. Re:Xerox and Apple by dthree · · Score: 1

      For years there have been shareware apps for palm that allow you to launch different programs from the hardware buttons by:
      1. the duration of a single button press
      2. a number of single repeated button presses
      3. a combination of different button presses

      search "launcher" on palmgear and you'll find plenty of prior art.

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    44. Re:Xerox and Apple by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Now if your theory is correct, wouldn't every HP printer ever made qualify as prior art?

    45. Re:Xerox and Apple by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

      An excellent example of this would be in gaming. Most engines use the +mouse1 and -mouse1 (or equivalent) commands to control fire, which is why we have automatic weapons in games.

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    46. Re:Xerox and Apple by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "Patents can also be deemed obvious if they were anticipated by prior art."

      Does that mean that Microsoft has prior art?

    47. Re:Xerox and Apple by CAlworth1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you are refering to about the 'time delay'. I my experiences on windows, I have not seen much of a delay (unless the machine is in general slow), and there is certainly no delay on the mac. The only delay I notice is self-inflicted - If I want to go to the last open app, I just tap cmd-tab once, but if I hold down cmd, then the choices stay open, which I can then tab or shift-tab through the list, or use the mouse to select the app I want.

      No, this is very definitly an Aqua thing, and it has the same sort of feel as the rest of Expose, making me think it is actually part of that.

      Picture of alt-tab style behvior on my mac.

    48. Re:Xerox and Apple by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      although I'd consider a hardware button different to a hardware button mounted on a navigation device like a mouse

      In normal English usage, a hardware button mounted on a mouse is "a hardware button". So is a key on a computer keyboard, a big red button on the wall labelled "emergency stop".

    49. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a technics portable cd player about 8 years ago, and guess what, the remote had only one button, that you clicked once to play, twice to skip forward, three times to skip backwards, and hold down for a long time to turn off.

      this is just plain ridiculous.

    50. Re:Xerox and Apple by EvanED · · Score: 1

      This is by convention though, not by necessity. Windows sends programs messages (events essentially) for both mouse button down and mouse button up*, and programs can react to both, neither, or just one. And programs can recieve just the button down message but not the button up message (if the user moved the cursor out of the window before lifting and the program didn't capture the mouse on the down event), and maybe vice versa.

      *The messages are WM_xBUTTONDOWN and WM_xBUTTONUP if you're curious, where x is L, M, or R corresponding to a 3-button mouse.

    51. Re:Xerox and Apple by TCaptain · · Score: 1
      I'd consider a hardware button different to a hardware button mounted on a navigation device like a mouse.

      True, but even then, using that definition I'd classify the touchpad buttons on my laptop to be a hardware button on the laptop device and not a separate navigation device


      Anyway you slice it tho, its still a stupid patent and I don't believe for a second that Microsoft isn't planning to use it in many unscrupulous and litiginous ways if it can

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    52. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the story does seem to be scaremongering to a degree

      Scaremongering on /.??

      Surely you jest

    53. Re:Xerox and Apple by cheerios · · Score: 1

      surely it takes longer to switch to the 3rd window that's running than it does the second? that's what they're referring to, not delay in switching once, but the delay caused by multiple switches. More apps = longer time before the same app is re-selected. At certain instances in time, different applications are selected, based on what's launched. ;)

    54. Re:Xerox and Apple by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      There was a program you could run to make them click-on click-off. I don't remember what it was called.

    55. Re:Xerox and Apple by Xiph · · Score: 1

      Well, limited just means that it has limits, not that it's a small device, though many people often regard it as such.
      however even a beowulf cluster of the meanest computers on the planet would have limited resources, so basically it means any hardware interface to anything.

      as far as i know, my tv has had the double click (read bang/smash/strike) to turn on function for a while.

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    56. Re:Xerox and Apple by WhiteDeath · · Score: 1

      The menus on my KDE desktop come up before I release the button (both left and right).... and in the applications...
      Not sure of current MacOS, but older versions REQUIRED you to hold the button down to keep the menu there (you then dragged to the option you wanted, and released to activate it) - You can also drive the menus in KDE this way if you choose (you don't even have to set an option, just do it that way).

      Most touch pads (the mouse pads on laptops) respond to tapping (click), also tap-drag (normal drag) and tap-tap (double-click) - I would think the tap-drag case would give prior art on the "duration of holding a button"

    57. Re:Xerox and Apple by Kenardy · · Score: 1

      In Mozilla Firefox on KDE / FC2, a right press (without releasing afterward) causes a menu to appear. Moving the mouse cursor over a selection causes that selection to be visually identified. Upon release of that button while a selection is visually identified, that selection is activated and run. For certain of the selections, it is not necessary to release the button for an additional menu to be displayed with subordinate choices made available.

      There IS prior art ... why isn't it being brought to the USPTO before these baloney patents are issued?

    58. Re:Xerox and Apple by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ... your walkman is not a "limited resource computing device".
      </blockquote>

      Think again.

      First, let's discard the "limited resource" prefix, which is syntactically meaningless. (Everything is limited, though the limits vary.)

      Next, let's examine the definition for "computing device." Wordnet simply lists it as a synonym for "computer." A computer is a device which is used to process information according to a well-defined procedure. Although it may not be a general purpose computer, your walkman would certainly qualify as an embedded computer. It has input (the afore-mentioned single-button), a finite but distinct number of operational states, and output. Shucks, a simple mercury-bulb thermostat qualifies as a computer, under the most general definition. A machine does not have to contain a modern microprocessor chip to qualify as a "computing device."

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    59. Re:Xerox and Apple by The+Woodworker · · Score: 1

      The USPO? Why blame the US Post Office. The real villians are the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO).

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    60. Re:Xerox and Apple by arose · · Score: 1

      How elso would you patent double clicking on the internet?

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    61. Re:Xerox and Apple by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I agree with the patent, but it is for a PDA not a PC.

      I know you're just making a point, but here's what popped into my head:

      What's the legal definition of PDA? Size? Power? Does that make a Mac Plus or C64 a PDA? Portability? SX64 anyone? What the difference between a PDA and a PC? Size? Shape? Color? So cosmetics make the idea entirely original, and a non-obvious method?

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    62. Re:Xerox and Apple by shaitand · · Score: 1

      You missed the point. The patent is for causing a function to happen when you click and hold down the button for a length of time.

      The grandparent was jesting that it was easy to replicate by loading up enough applications (thus slowing a windows system to a crawl, since windows, including nt/2000/xp doesn't handle multi-tasking very well). Then you press alt-tab and after enough time passes you get the next application, thus (kinda) replicating the functionality in the patent.

      Apparently you missed this and thought he was just asking if there was a key command for application switching in MacOS. Completely missing the whole thing about being able to bog down the system so that there was a delay between the switches.

      So if you load up say, 5 instances of IE, 6 instances of photoshop and a 3d game, is there a noticable delay when switching between applications on OSX?

    63. Re:Xerox and Apple by ThisIsFred · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If I made a really really small PC, could I patent the "Enter" key? How about the "shift " or "control" keys?

      I wish some of us /.-ers that hate junk patents would get together to make a mockery of the current system. I bet we've got enough talent here to patent meta-keys (or pressing them, hence the "method"), and word it well enough to sneak through the USPTO. We could all pitch in to cover the fees. Hell, chances are we'd get the patent, then we could get some venture capital from BayStar to go on a legal rampage.

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    64. Re:Xerox and Apple by brettper · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I agree with the patent, but it is for a PDA not a PC.
      I don't see why the differentiation between the two. Do Dolby Labs have to take out separate noise-reduction method patents if the resulting recording is used to make CDs or cassettes?

      The method is the same regardless of the details of the implementation - and anyway newer handhelds are on a par with PCs of not all that long ago in many respects.

    65. Re:Xerox and Apple by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      My BenQ MP3 player has 5 buttons but they too do different things depending on the type of 'click'.

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    66. Re:Xerox and Apple by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ok apparently I misinterpreted as much as the mac guy, at least on what your talking about.

      I was wondering how that really matched, and could only see the delay thing.

      I suppose they could be talking about application switching, I read it as having different context related functions occured based on the length of time a click occured on an icon. Like a tap results in selection, a tap that sticks (like dragging without the drag) brings up a menu similar to right clicking, and a double tap opens the app.

      I'll re-read it, I'm sure one of us is right. If it's worded badly enough they could swing the patent either way, depending on who they feel it's more valuable to sue.

    67. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's Mac OS has used click down to get contextual menu (rather than right click since Macs don't come with a 2-button mouse) since at least 1999.

    68. Re:Xerox and Apple by JeffTL · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If "hardware limited" means no second button, any laptop Mac (be it a PowerBook or an iBook, but probably not a Mac Portable though I don't recall about its input) has a single built-in click button on the trackpad, or else two equivalent buttons above and below a trackball (in the case of early PowerBooks) and is thus prior art. You can double click, you can click and hold. They may have a patent for double clicking on PDAs, but I imagine that Palm or anyone could get it overturned.

    69. Re:Xerox and Apple by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      It would cost as much as a new computer, and while it might get you in the news media, I don't think the general public has a bad opinion of the patent system. It'd take a *lot* of criticism to do so.

    70. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Photoshop: Check
      Fireworks: Check
      Safari: Check
      IE: Check
      X-Plane: Check
      Mail.app: Check
      iChat: Check
      Sherlock: Check
      Xcode (Debugging two projects): Check

      Still as responsive as on startup.

    71. Re:Xerox and Apple by spirality · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we could word it so as to win a patent for a generic interpreter of computer programs or some such garbage. The world would grovel at our doorsteps! Mui haha hahaha!

    72. Re:Xerox and Apple by spirality · · Score: 1

      Yes, but haven't video game systems been doing this with their controllers for years now? Let's see tap once, shoot one bullet. Tap and hold while tapping another button jump spinning kick. Push and hold two buttons at once for super fireball attack. Oooo let's see maybe we could patent pressing buttons in a sequence to launch applications. Still I could swear Street Fight II, Mortal Kombat, etc... were accepting input like this, although not for "launching applications" many many years ago.

    73. Re:Xerox and Apple by scotti · · Score: 1

      I think prior art for this patent belongs to the old LED/LCD watchs. I can think of many a watch that would do different things depending on how long you held the button.

    74. Re:Xerox and Apple by sydsavage · · Score: 1
      in Jaguar I think it just moved along the dock (a better use in my mind - you can then open non-running apps, or know automatically where an app is in the list).

      Actually, in Jaguar (OS X 10.2), it did indeed proceed through the dock. However, only currently running applications were selectable, so it could not be used for launching a non-running app, only for cycling through already running apps.

    75. Re:Xerox and Apple by sydsavage · · Score: 1

      At the moment when I press and hold my mouse button, nothing happens. Sure, stuff happens when I release it, but I don't get anything pop up just by holding. That stands true for both left and right buttons.

      I'm not sure which operating system you use, but all current ones that I'm familiar with pop up a contextual menu with a right mouse button click, without having to release the button before the menu appears.

    76. Re:Xerox and Apple by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      could I patent the "Enter" key? How about the "shift " or "control" keys?

      If only David Bradley had patented CTRL+ALT+DELETE - he'd have been a gazillionaire by now.

      "I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous,"

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      cLive ;-)

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    77. Re:Xerox and Apple by kimba · · Score: 1

      Well, arguing over wordsmithing does not changing this from being something obvious, to a non-obvious invention worthy of patenting.

    78. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      differing numbers of 'clicks' or 'presses' on that button, have different meanings.

      There are probably dozens of old patents that claim pushing a button twice to get a different effect. Every one of those patents presumably has different double-push effects. Slashdot is telling me that if I get a patent on a double-click "shag" function on a vacuum cleaner, someone else can't get a double-click "lamp" function parasol patent?

      Say it ain't so!!!

    79. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Well, arguing over wordsmithing does not changing this from being something obvious, to a non-obvious invention worthy of patenting."

      Patents are all about word-smithing, not about right and wrong.

    80. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell are these mods? *cough cough* - European SOFTWARE PATENTS?

      *cough cough*

      This isn't about the usa, kiddo, it's about the problem with rich old men understanding the consequences of IP ALL OVER THE WORLD.
      Perhaps if you got your head out of your ass and bothered to view the world as it is, you'd realize this isn't just about the USA or political borders.

      Oh - and feel free to mod me down now,as I'm REALLY looking for karma points (it's why I'm logged in). Oh wait...I'm not.

    81. Re:Xerox and Apple by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

      On a PDA you don't.

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    82. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go forth into the real world, there must be thousands of devices in this world that have a single button for input, and differing numbers of 'clicks' or 'presses' on that button, have different meanings.

      Well, it doesn't have just one button, but the 8-yr-old CD player in my car has a 'back' button - one click returns you to the beginning of the current track, two takes you to the beginning of the previous track, three to the track before that, etc, etc. And press-and-hold doesn't skip back or forward to the start/end of the track, it plays/rewinds the track at higher than usual speed...

      Surely these (and similar) features have been around in CD players since the early 80's?

    83. Re:Xerox and Apple by Gooba42 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that when I clicked and held the button down that I ran out of ammo in Half-Life. The patent is software, not OS, not hardware.

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    84. Re:Xerox and Apple by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      HP didn't start doing that until pretty recently, and might I say it's the *worst* design they could've possibly come up with.

      I seriously feel like it would be easier to tap in morse code like a previous post when I'm using one of those damn things.

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    85. Re:Xerox and Apple by tobybuk · · Score: 1

      Fabulious idea. I'll willingly donate $30 to the cause.

      I suggest a domain name such as 'www.YouCanPatentAnything.org'

    86. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innovation always seems to die when the lawyers and accountants jump in.

    87. Re:Xerox and Apple by janoc · · Score: 1
      Did you mean this:

      Single Button Launcher

      and this: Teal Launch

      and this: QuickSwitch

      And many more similar Palm apps, which I used before (some of them are even free).

      So, what is exactly new on this, that it warrants a patent ?

    88. Re:Xerox and Apple by plugger · · Score: 1

      The patent says "limited resource computing device". Since I don't know af any machines with unlimited resources, the clause seems meaningless.

    89. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another take on why size shouldn't matter: That PDA or cell phone that fits in your hand has more processing power than the Apollo moon lander.

    90. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Time based hardware button for application launch"

      For many purposes, hardware buttons and software buttons are virtually the same. To press on a software button, you have to use some hardware, usually in the form of a button, be it a keyboard key or mouse. OK, you can use a pen and graphic tablet or stylus and touch screen, but those are not the norm.

      Thus your point about it being interesting is a bit pointless since when you click and hold the screen, you are likely to use a hardware button to do so.

    91. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm...back in the day...;-)

      Whenever I'm forced to go help someone who uses a M$ windows machine that has a BSOD for the 10th time in a day, I always suggest that since they don't want to try Linux, why don't they try my amazing one button device that I often carry in my pocket to do their work... ...it's called a ball-point pen...one click, you can write, double-click to go back to "put in your pocket" mode...:-)

    92. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you missed the BIG ONE! On the Newton, if you pressed and held the stylus for over two seconds, it'd go into selection mode. The Newton is the earliest PDA example I know of where pressing and holding for a long period of time is different than just tapping.

    93. Re:Xerox and Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid patents may not always be the result of businesses being "so concerned about intellectual property protection." Quite often corporate lawyers are just so scared of someone else filing for a stupid patent that they file for stupid patents that they know could easily be challenged by someone with determination an money just to make sure nobody else patents it and sues them. The solution might be to hold anyone who files a patent that is later invalidated responsible for the cost of the proceedings. I. e., if someone requests a review and your patent is thrown out, you pay for the review and reasonable costs of whoever requested it. If you sue someone for violation of a patent that turns out to be invalid, you pay for his legal costs and possibly his economic damages. I don't like the idea of punitive damages, but since the American legal system does, one could even add double or triple damages in case the patent is clearly frivolous.

    94. Re:Xerox and Apple by hearingaid · · Score: 1
      No, the solution is for the Patent Office to start doing its job and fully investigate patent applications.

      The reason lawyers file for these patents is because, yes, you're right, they're afraid someone else will file first. The USPTO's policy of granting patents without much investigation, figuring that invalid patents will get thrown out in court, has caused this situation; and it's there that we need to make the change.

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  6. Quick! by arabagast · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Run for it, gotta get the trippelclick patent before microsoft gets it!

    seriously, this is really ridicilous, the patent system as it is is really just a giant joke. The system desperatly needs a remake or makeover, making the important patents pass, and the ridicilous ones take a loong vacation in .. the trash bin.

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    1. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or... is that a double double-click?

    2. Re:Quick! by thestarz · · Score: 1

      Run for it, gotta get the trippelclick patent before microsoft gets it!

      Seems like, rather than patenting double clicking, they patented double, triple, quadruple, etc clicking, all in one move. Damn clever bastards...

      "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

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    3. Re:Quick! by JonLatane · · Score: 0
      The system desperatly needs a remake or makeover, making the important patents pass, and the ridicilous ones take a loong vacation in .. the trash bin.

      Well, as long as it's not a Trash Can on a non-Apple system, I'd say I agree.

  7. Absurdity by weekendwarrior1980 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now here we have the powers that be granting patents based on how we move or interact? One more reason Patenting process should be thoroughly revised.

    1. Re: Absurdity by orthogonal · · Score: 1, Redundant
      Now here we have the powers that be granting patents based on how we move or interact?

      Well, I don't think any Slashdotters will be getting those patents on moving and interacting.

      And certainly not the patents on moving and interacting with women.

      (Well, maybe with one woman: the patent on moving back into the basement and interacting with Mom.)

      :)

    2. Re: Absurdity by magefile · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, I moved into your basement and interacted with yo momma all night long. She liked it, too.

    3. Re: Absurdity by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1

      Hmmm I wonder if anyone has patented waving.... !

    4. Re: Absurdity by pyro17 · · Score: 1

      id like to patent the combinations of leters to mean certain words or fraises. (I.E.= lol is laughf out loud and wtf.)

    5. Re: Absurdity by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Now here we have the powers that be granting patents based on how we move or interact? One more reason Patenting process should be thoroughly revised.

      Next thing someone will patent how to use a steering wheel in a car. I don't see how this patent is any different. The whole world is being abused by the fucking legal system. We need only a few laws, including (1) don't be an asshole, and (2) be good to each other.

    6. Re: Absurdity by zyridium · · Score: 1

      Not true.. there is nothing in this patent stopping you from double clicking... It is instead on building a system that understands the double click to mean something. A well designed interface for a computer can take a lot of time to develop, be trivial to copy, and there is merit in protecting them with patents (eg the iPod).

    7. Re: Absurdity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dad, what're you doing on Slashdot? You can't even hold a mouse properly...

  8. Prior Art? by metallicagoaltender · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Surely there's prior art for this...while I'm not old enough to remember the earliest GUIs, I would think someone other than MS invented this.

    Anyone have specific examples?

    1. Re:Prior Art? by haute_sauce · · Score: 1

      Apple came out with Lisa (per Mac flop) before MS came out w/ windows. and w/ only one button, it requires a 'double click' to select and launch an application. PS:you can measure the strengh of the O/S by the number of buttons on the mouse. Mac with one, Windows has two, and *nix has three !

    2. Re:Prior Art? by HonkyLips · · Score: 1

      Definitely the Amiga... it was launched in 1986 I think, and I'm sure the Atari STs used double-clocks too. If only this was a joke.

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    3. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Commodore 64 GEOS operating system (from Waaaay back in 1986) used two clicks... not only on the mouse, but when using the joystick as the input interface!

    4. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can measure how inefficient the GUI is...

    5. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, in 1985 the GEM desktop environment used a double click to launch an executable file and a data file type that was associated with an executable file. If Microsoft tries to enforce this patent they'll lose for sure.

    6. Re:Prior Art? by dmitrygr · · Score: 1

      the big brother invented it even before. Take anote down to Fictin department please.

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    7. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah. So you'd rather hold down a keyboard button with your keyboard hand than use an idle finger on your mouse hand?

      'tis truly elegant.

    8. Re:Prior Art? by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

      WindowsXP runnign with some MS mice have many more :)

      My mouse has 5 buttons (including the scroll wheel) and it scrolls and tilts in two directions.

      So does XP win?

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    9. Re:Prior Art? by keraneuology · · Score: 3, Funny
      Way back in the long long ago having touch tone phones was still far from ubiquitous. Many families still had the "Princess" model of rotary dial phone and could purchase a small lock and key that would prevent somebody (ie: children) from dialing any digit other than one by mechanically preventing the dial from going 'round and 'round. Of course there was a way around this :)

      Rotary dials indicated the desired number by "hook flashing" - in other words, when you dialed the number '4' your phone would essentially click the "hang up button" on and off four times. If you did this manually you could dial any number you wished even if the lock was in place. To dial the number 6 you would click up and down 6 times. To dial the number 0 you would click up and down ten times. To dial the number '2' you would...

      wait for it...

      double click!

      (For what it was worth I could dial 1-8 flawlessly, but would often flub up 9 and 0)

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    10. Re:Prior Art? by nghtchld · · Score: 1

      How do you tell from the on-line patent when the patent was initiated and therefor on what date art becomes prior-art?

      Surely this is important for the whole prior-art arguement.

      S!

    11. Re:Prior Art? by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Not grabbing at straws there. I claim Prior Art too, if you shake more than 3 times you are playing with it.

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  9. Triple Clicking by wwcsa · · Score: 1

    I guess linux will have to be updated so that everything opens with a triple-click.... that, or suffer the wrath of the $699 licensing fee (or am I mixing stories up now)?

  10. For the millionth time... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    WHO CARES?


    They can have so many patents that they have to start holding them in their asscracks. Exhibit 1: IBM, the Little Linux guy's friend on Slashdot.


    They problem is not that they GET them. The problem only occurs if they can actually ENFORCE them. Which, in any sane court (yes, I know those are in dwindling numbers these days) won't happen.


    By all means, let them run amok and waste money on BS patents. Just make sure that the first time they get challenged they actually go down. If the challenge fails, THEN there's a problem.

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    1. Re:For the millionth time... by JamieF · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The problem is not that someone has a loaded gun pointed at your head. The problem only comes when that person pulls the trigger. By all means, let them become a felon. The jail time will teach them a lesson.

    2. Re:For the millionth time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big corporations can have a big pull in court. For example, if the lindows name doesn't fly they could fall back on one of many patents. Maybe they'll all get rejected but companies have deep pockets and it could take a while.

    3. Re:For the millionth time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop your whining about people shooting at your head at point blank range. The real problem comes when the bullet enters your brain.

      Oh wait, that's not a problem either. The problem happens when you try and use the damaged part of your brain that's splattered on the wall behind you.

      So until you actually need the part of your brain that is splattered on the wall behind you, STOP WHINING! The person pointing a loaded gun at your forehead isn't anything to worry about.

    4. Re:For the millionth time... by jdrogers · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree with your sentiment, but I think there is a real problem with granting patents that aren't enforcable. Mainly it eats up patent office resources and makes the process more expensive and slower for those who have legitimate patentable ideas.

    5. Re:For the millionth time... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I agree, but the story isn't about the lousy patent process, it's about this patent and the response is, typicaly, reactionary and baseless. I wish Slashdot submitters would at least maintain a modicum of decency with this sort of story and not go jumping into irrational hissy fits in their write ups.

      Of course... if Slashdot's editors... you know... edited things, this might not be such a problem (but I wouldn't hold my breath).

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    6. Re:For the millionth time... by Quixote · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They[sic] problem is not that they GET them. The problem only occurs if they can actually ENFORCE them.

      Then why have a patent office anyways? Why not just go the Copyright route, and let everyone and his aunt patent everything they like, and duke it out in the courts.

      The USPTO was created for a friggin' REASON . They are NOT doing their job by just rubberstamping everything that crosses their desk. They are being negligent in their duties, and should be held accountable by the Congress. Sheesh, only an Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer would grant this patent....

    7. Re:For the millionth time... by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Well, MICROSOFT, IBM etc. care!
      And that's damn important. Because they realize that they have a realistic chance to win in court.

      They're companies. Why should *they* care if they think they'll lose?
      Of course, it is (hopefully) at least a risky investment.

      It's sad to see it this way, but it seems neccessary now (with EU going towards software patents etc.).

    8. Re:For the millionth time... by bigg_nate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Say you're a small company competing with Microsoft. They decide that you're infringing on their patent by designing a product that allows double-clicking, and decide to throw a bit of their huge legal budget at you. If you don't have the resources to fight the patent until the case is resolved, you pretty much have no choice but to settle. It's more or less irrelevant that the patent would probably be thrown out if you fought to the end.

    9. Re:For the millionth time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to be underestimating the costs of being charged with patent infringement. It is widely reported that the cost of defending a patent litigation is among the most expensive type of case. These silly patents are abused to extort settlements from businesses that cannot afford the risk of defending them. (It is a risk because even if they are confident of winning, they cannot be as confident of being awarded legal fees - and even if they are, they've broken even over the whole affair.)

      It would be far, far better for everyone (except patent system-abusing scum) if such patents were never awarded.

    10. Re:For the millionth time... by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They problem is not that they GET them. The problem only occurs if they can actually ENFORCE them.

      Not quite. If the holder of a bullshit patent wants to take you to court and cause you to spend a pile of cash, they can do so since the issuance of the patent pretty much protects them from sanctions for a frivolous lawsuit.

      Win or lose, they can litigate to distract a competitor from competing with them, or try to get you to pay them off to avoid the cost of litigation.

      The solution here is simple, but very difficult: demand that your congresscritter introduce and vote for IP reform legislation. Rolling it back to what we started with in 1789 would be a good start.

      -jcr

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    11. Re:For the millionth time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, "Don't exaggerate!"

    12. Re:For the millionth time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By all means, let them run amok and waste money on BS patents. Just make sure that the first time they get challenged they actually go down.

      Sorry, no. If you get threatened with a bullshit patent and you don't have the funds to slog it out in court, you pretty much have to roll over and do whatever the patent holder says.

    13. Re:For the millionth time... by Flower · · Score: 2, Informative

      Average cost to fight a bullshit patent is $2M. You honestly think that IBM is gonna fight for every little project on SourceForge? Wait, maybe we can setup a PayPal account....

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    14. Re:For the millionth time... by grozzie2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      By all means, let them run amok and waste money on BS patents. Just make sure that the first time they get challenged they actually go down. If the challenge fails, THEN there's a problem.

      The problem with this is simple. Little guys done have the bucks required to mount a challenge against something like this. So, it locks markets up to those that have the resources to challenge such a patent, but, those large corps dont have to, they just cross license their own bullshit patents, and voila, you now have a marketplace where the little guy cant play anymore.

      The whole point of building large portfolios of bullshit patents is to lock out the little guy. It's a classic case of a system defeating it's own purpose. The patent system was built so the little guy would be protected from having his invention stolen by the big corps. Now the big corps use that same system to lock little guys out of markets, by patenting obvious things, so they cant be used by anybody else.

    15. Re:For the millionth time... by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      quote: They problem is not that they GET them. The problem only occurs if they can actually ENFORCE them. Which, in any sane court (yes, I know those are in dwindling numbers these days) won't happen.

      In that God-(thou shalt not kill)-loving country there is institutionalised murder / execution / whatever, called deathpenalty.

      so now let's talk about sane courts and legal systems again...

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    16. Re:For the millionth time... by bergeron76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you have any idea how much money it would cost you to defend yourself against a patent infringement case?

      Patent law is a HUGE money industry. AVERAGE Patent lawsuits are counted by "millions", not "thousands" like your average jackass civil case.

      If MSFT or one of the other 500lb gorillas came knocking on your door, you would have no choice but to bend over and take it.

      Don't even try and say that you're going to put your family's home, your car, and your girlfriend's jewelry up in an attempt to protect your open-source latest-greatest media player - I think you'd be lying if you said that you would.

      The point being that patents are an EXTREMELY POWERFUL OFFENSIVE tool that hasn't really be used in the non-commercial arena - YET. The fact that they're racking up these patents without enforcing them, inclines me to believe that a mass exodus is on the horizon: attack every major open-source package with a combination of injunctions, cease-and-desist letters, and lawsuits. The end result could probably look like this:

      -Those that don't even fight and just take their projects down: 35%
      -Those that want to fight, but don't have the financial legal backing to fight but ultimately end up taking their sites down: 30%
      -Those that fight and lose everything they put on the line for the sake of the industry: 15%
      -Those that fight and win (after putting everything on the line for the sake of the industry): 10%

      [ Please note: this is purely speculation ]

      Net result: an overnight shutdown of about 80% of the _major_ open-source projects out there.

      Are you getting angry yet?

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    17. Re:For the millionth time... by jbn-o · · Score: 1

      IBM, the corporation which holds the most patents, never wants to go to court. In "Think" magazine, an IBM rep said that they get 10X more value from their patents by cross-licensing than from license fees. Since lawsuits (even cases they win) represent a loss of money and time (time spent suing is time not spent filing more patent applications), I think the cross-licensing aspect is quite important.

    18. Re:For the millionth time... by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I'm just a simple caveman...your modern world frightens and confuses me!

    19. Re:For the millionth time... by sparkz · · Score: 1
      Exhibit 1: IBM, the Little Linux guy's friend on Slashdot.

      Ah, bless the lil'un.
      IBM get sued by SCO, so they're automatically the Good Guys.
      I remember when the world was that simple - in those days, Mummy and Daddy were the Good Guys.

      Just because IBM have put support for their mainframes (helps them sell obsolete hardware) and filesystems (helps them maintain compatability) to Linux, does that really make IBM "the Little Linux Guy's Friend"?

      They're still a major Microsoft reseller, they're strongly into the proprietary UNIX side of things (which a significant part of what this court case is about - their right to develop and distribute AIX)

      I still don't understand this /. and GrokLaw "IBM-Love" attitude - it's as proprietary a company as you can get in the IT world ... the PC is only a standard because they slipped up - they tried too late (and failed) to fix that with MCA and OS/2 which nobody was interested in.

      What they are certainly not, is "the Little Linux guy's friend on Slashdot."

      Could somebody explain this /. and GrokLaw attitude in coherent terms?

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    20. Re:For the millionth time... by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1
      WHO CARES?
      They can have so many patents that they have to start holding them in their asscracks. Exhibit 1: IBM, the Little Linux guy's friend on Slashdot.

      Yeah, they may not enforce them, but the problem is the IP firms that buy the patents in the 11th hour and do bulk lawsuits hoping to hit gold. From there it hurts other business, and costs taxpayers money when it hits the courts. That's the problem.

      Please don't make that comparision. IBM has patents on things like GMR technology, not things like rubbing your stomach while clicking on a link on Amazon.com.

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    21. Re:For the millionth time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They got the patent they don't get sued by smaller companies patenting them instead.

    22. Re:For the millionth time... by LordPhantom · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our frozen cavemen overlords!

      (It just had to be said)

    23. Re:For the millionth time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that God-(thou shalt not kill)-loving country there is institutionalised murder / execution / whatever, called deathpenalty.

      That actually does not reflect on the sanity of the courts. The death penalty exists because of the legislative branch, not the judicial. (Actual sentencing is likely a different matter, but I don't know enough about it to say.)

      Now assuming everyone in every state and national legislature is Christian (which may be so), God did, on occasion, command to kill. Standing laws even, for those bound to them. Personally, I don't think that the death penalty correctly follows the spirit of those laws, but it is subject to interpretation.

    24. Re:For the millionth time... by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

      The mere existence of the patents is enough to keep products off the market. And then you get the surprise patents that pop up after a company get bought out by an "IP" management group (land sharks).

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    25. Re:For the millionth time... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      There's one other possibility. Many projects would move their hosting overseas. The availability of the software wouldn't be seriously threatened (this is the Internet, after all), but the projects would be forced underground, bringing a lot of otherwise law-abiding Americans with them. Explaining to John Q. Public why he can't use Gaim, Mozilla, or the GIMP could spark the widespread outrage needed to change the laws.

  11. I cannot believe this crap... by AcquaCow · · Score: 5, Funny


    Next up:
    Microsoft tries to patent the Internet.
    Al Gore files suit.

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    1. Re:I cannot believe this crap... by SilentChris · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Nah, next is someone trying to patent the patenting procedure. Then the world explodes.

    2. Re:I cannot believe this crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd suggest that Microsoft should next patent the gibberish that come out of GW's mouth when he tries to say words with more than three syllables - but "NASCAR Dads" generally don't have the requisite fat wallets for the atypical MS frivilous lawsuit.

    3. Re:I cannot believe this crap... by TracerRX · · Score: 1

      Nah, you've got it all wrong....the next headline will be

      Microsoft Patents the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

  12. Prior Art by doneagain · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There has to be prior art for this!! Or has the world gone totaly mad

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    1. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't think of another device where you push a button twice in rapid succession to achieve an outcome.

    2. Re:Prior Art by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      I can't think of another device where you push a button twice in rapid succession to achieve an outcome.

      Morse code based devices?

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    3. Re:Prior Art by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      My walkman, my dogs clicker, my mobile phone (and my normal landline phone for that matter), many handheld games, I should have though some medical devices, the list kind of goes on.

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    4. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some Slashdotters may remember a suite of utilities for the Commodore 64 called Geos. It featured a desktop with icons for your applications in which clicking once would highlight the icon and allow you to rename it or move it, while double-clicking launched the program or opened the file in an editor, depending on whether or not the file was executable. I had Geos in the late 80's!!!

    5. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found their website, even:
      http://usa.cmdrkey.com/cbm/geos/geos1.html

      Turns out this was circa 1986. That IBM product and the Air Force program still make better prior art. Someone shoot the SOB who passed this patent!

    6. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi. I'm the one that has been modding your posts down. You suck.

    7. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi. I'm now meta-moderating your mod as unfair. Sucked in AC.

  13. Double-click patent? by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, double-dumbass on you!

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    1. Re:Double-click patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux? Out of danger?

  14. The news is wrong. by lazy_arabica · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not April 27, it's April 1st. =)
    Hey guys, don't worry... I don't think this patent can be used by Microsoft to destroy Open Source. So, it's better to laugh at it.
    Now, we have got one more example to show people how ridiculous software patents are.

  15. First Post!!! W00t! by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, before we pull out our tinfoil hats and scream random obscenities at MS, let's RTFA, okay?

    TFA states that patent revolves around giving other options when holding the click, and uses the default program when double clicked...Smells like Apple, anyone?

    Furthermore, it's not as if they patented the motion of clicking a mouse button twice, as the poster makes it seem....Don't sound the alarm yet people....

    If you want to get scared, worry about that last part of the article which states that MS wants to start charging for the FAT file system....How are they going to swing that one? Higher fees on XP (tough sh!t, I use SuSE) ? Online scans for people with FAT and a bill in the mail?

    1. Re:First Post!!! W00t! by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      that MS wants to start charging for the FAT file system....How are they going to swing that one?

      It's my understanding that a lot of compact flash using devices use FAT file system to organize data on the CF card. MS could then go after companies like Cannon, Nikon, etc, who use FAT in their devices.

    2. Re:First Post!!! W00t! by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want to get scared, worry about that last part of the article which states that MS wants to start charging for the FAT file system
      Actually, FAT32. FAT is old enough they can't charge on it.

      Most of the FAT32 stuff is for Digital Storage, FAT32 increases max card size, and more importantly for most people increases file size past 2Gb. I have a friend at work whose camera decision absolutely required FAT32. He needed to shoot some video with soemthing that looked like a still camera, and needs the video times he could only get with a FAT32 capable camera. I know they're gonna charge device makers, not sure if they can hit media makers (who in theory could have any filesystem they want on the card/chip/whatever).

    3. Re:First Post!!! W00t! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      IMO, this is an example of a much needed reform in IP laws. They need to be changed to factor out charging for pure vendor lockin. The supposed "value" of the VFAT patent was to add long filenames to a system while remaining (somewhat) compatible with OSes that only knew about short filenames.

      Well, now, every modern OS knows how to deal with long filenames. There really is no reason to handle long filenames in the convoluted VFAT fashion anymore, other than compatibility with all of the software that understands VFAT itself. There are probably dozens of file systems out there, many of them free, that would be just as suitable for compact flash cards.

      People still use VFAT because of pure inertia, not because they benefit from the patented features. Nobody is mounting these flash cards under MS-DOS. There should be a procedure under patent law for people to point out that the original purpose served by the patented mechanism is no longer being exercised, and the patent owner should no longer be entitled to windfall royalties based solely on compatibility with the installed base.

    4. Re:First Post!!! W00t! by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Actually, the patent specifies that one application is launched if you press the button normally; a different one is launched if you hold the button for a second; a third one is launched if you double-click. It seems to me that Microsoft has patented a particularly unusable interface. Having to hold the mouse button for a while before releasing it means that those functions take a while to launch, while unsophisticated users accidentally do the wrong thing due to holding the button too long. Tech support has to explain this strange behavior to people who already find double-clicking difficult. Also, you have to deal with dragging as another conflicting feature.

      I pity the poor people who have to use interfaces that this patent covers. I notice that this was filed in 2002, and I haven't seen any implementations. Of course, maybe the "hold the button for a second" thing is how you use XP; it wouldn't surprise me too much if there were some strange behavior that I didn't know about in it.

    5. Re:First Post!!! W00t! by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Well, before we pull out our tinfoil hats and scream random obscenities at MS, let's RTFA, okay?

      TFA states that patent revolves around giving other options when holding the click, and uses the default program when double clicked...Smells like Apple, anyone?

      Furthermore, it's not as if they patented the motion of clicking a mouse button twice, as the poster makes it seem....Don't sound the alarm yet people....


      Have you actually read claims 13, 14, and 15 of the patent application? Sounds like a patent on double-clicking to launch an application to me.

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  16. *sigh* by TWX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I have to go back and look at my Pong machine to see if it qualifies as Prior Art...

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  17. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by jackb_guppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Triple Click...
    Quad Click...
    Qunice Click...

    Are still available!!

  18. reform by sstory · · Score: 1

    They just gave the reform crowd a bright and shining example.

  19. And slashdot posted a story about it April 28th by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/04/28/198242

    I can't wait to see all the NEW comments on it.

    1. Re:And slashdot posted a story about it April 28th by nihilogos · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no, that was for a timed button press. Sure the patent numbers are identical, and they may in fact be the same patent, but people are far more likely to become hysterical if it's referred to as a double-click patent.

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    2. Re:And slashdot posted a story about it April 28th by mikael · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's time somebody patented double posting a story to slashdot.

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    3. Re:And slashdot posted a story about it April 28th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know...there might be too much prior art on that one.

    4. Re:And slashdot posted a story about it April 28th by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Waaaay too much prior art on that one.

      =)

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  20. I have some prior art by GiveMeLinux · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now when I want my kid to do a chore like wash the dishes, verbally telling him to do it wont work, just like yelling at your monitor wont get the application to run.

    So first I'll smack him. He'll still say no, so I'll smack him again, and this time he'll do it. Thus a "double click" will get the job going.

    Seeing as he was born in 1986, I think I might have a case.

  21. previous art... by drgroove · · Score: 1

    guess no one @ MS has ever heard of xerox, or apple ...

  22. This isn't to be enforced by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    This was no doubt awarded to avoid crap like Eolas. Microsoft can just sit on the patent, and just in case some little company comes along trying to fleece them of money like Eolas did, they can say, "Sorry, can't do it, we already own it."

    I guarantee this won't actually be enforced against competitors. It's an interesting patent, but I'm not worried about it. But it is an illustration of how silly the system is that anybody can be awarded a patent for anything, to the point where companies take out cheesy patents like this one just to keep even cheesier companies like Eolas off their backs.

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    1. Re:This isn't to be enforced by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
      Hoping that Microsoft is just using this defensively is pure crap. There is plenty of prior art out there so MS would have no problems in defeating any attacks on the "double click" front.

      IMHO this is just another weapon for their FUD machine. With a patent like this they can yell that they have the power to shut down competitors. It makes people considering moving to, say, Novell desktops think twice.

      The problem with patents is that they stand until challenged and are overturned by the USPTO. Until they are overturned they are legally binding - no matter how stupid they are.

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    2. Re:This isn't to be enforced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft can just sit on the patent, and just in case some little company comes along trying to fleece them of money like Eolas did, they can say, "Sorry, can't do it, we already own it."

      This is purely wishful thinking. Microsoft has been soooo benign in the past!

      To me, this is just further proof that Microsoft has no intention of ever competing on merit. They've thrown in the towel and decided that product quality is not something they want to pursue.

  23. only for "limited resource computing devices" by bizcoach · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmm... each of the claims in the patent as it was actually granted refers (explicitly or implicitly) specifically to "limited resource computing devices".

    Hence general-purpose PCs and bigger embedded systems are safe from this, but small devices such as handhelds are vulnerable?

    1. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Roguelazer · · Score: 1

      Explain to me how a general purpose PC is not resource limited? If you have Infinite RAM, I'd be very interested to meet your supplier.

      Furthermore, what about handheld OS's/environments such as Qtopia and Palm OS? I know that Qtopia uses tap-and-hold, and Palm OS uses it too in some apps. I'm also sure that those were pre-2002 applications of this tech...

    2. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by xoboots · · Score: 1

      Did you miss this then?

      "This invention relates generally to computer systems, and more particularly to increasing the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device."

      All its missing is an ", etc." at the end.

    3. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Our Ashtech Z-surveyor receivers use this trick. These things cost multiples of $1000 and have three buttons. One is power. The other two have multiple functions depending on how they are pressed (single, double, long, etc).

      I think it's the worst user interface I've ever used. A couple more buttons and they could drop the overloading. I also don't understand why something costing this much has a 10 character LED display, when I can get a cell phone for $50 with a 100+ character full color LED display and a dozen buttons.

      Rant off. . .

      Maybe this patent is a good thing. If it really only applies to "limited" devices, maybe it's a good idea. I'd rather pay a few dolars more and get enough buttons to prevent this kind of mess. Too bad Microsoft is required to provide licenses.

    4. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by loraksus · · Score: 1

      "limited resource computing devices"
      which is of course not defined.

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    5. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, I believe you have a typo in your sig. You said:

      1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0pqawsedrftgthyjukilo;p'azsxdc fv gbhnjmk,l.;/

      But I think you *meant*

      1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0pqawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfv gb hnjmk,l.;/

      If understand what you were trying to say, that is. You doubled up the second "t" and it threw everything off.

    6. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you have a computing device with unlimited resources, I'd like to see it.

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    7. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      Mice have processors in them. The output stream is different per some unit time when I double click as opposed to when I click. If there exists any mouse that internally detects double clicks and can have in any way be said to have a different application run when double clicked than when clicked (or click and hold, etc.) then it violates this patents tenants and could represent prior art.

      I give the humble near universal remote control as my choice of limited computing device that when clicked emits one short stream or code, and when a button is held down emits a similar stream but with repeat codes, so thus a different stream is emitted.

      Now is that a different application. Depends on how you consider the structure of the code in the remote. Is the basic monitoring loop the "OS" and the routines invoked the applications? If so, then prior art. I am sure lots of folks can come up with simiar devices. Oddly the reference the Palm in their patent and I know that there was a Palm application that specifically switched to a different application on multiple clicks of one of the application buttons. So it is definately prior art of the kind they are looking for. Wish I could remember the name of the applet that did this. (This is not the one that divided the buttons into quadrants and launched your choice of four apps, but was time based on number of clicks in the selectable interval).

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    8. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      ok really OT but the coward commented on your sig.
      Now im curious. what the heak is your sig supposed to say?

      -Grump

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    9. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it leaves me to wonder, as an arcade machine is a limited resource device, how does this apply to street fighter arcade games where you can LAUNCH a full arse beating (APPLICATION) on your oponent with a combination of double "clicks", short taps, long presses and joystic moves.

      -MA

    10. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by willjohnson · · Score: 1

      Why should a low-powered computer be any different than a high-powered desktop in the eyes of the patent office? They are both computers. Obviously what works on desktops is going to work its way to handheld devices and even inside the dash computers in the car.

    11. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by bizcoach · · Score: 1
      Did you miss this then?

      "This invention relates generally to computer systems, and more particularly to increasing the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device."

      That sentence which you quote isn't part of the "claims" of the patent. It's part of the "description" which is supposed to fulfil the function of teaching the invention. (Patents are supposed to be granted only for non-obvious inventions. The original idea of patents was to give inventors an incentive to teach the public about their inventions instead of keeping them secret. The incentive is the chance of getting a monopoly for a limited time and/or patent royalties. These patent rights are granted to the inventor in exchange for the inventor giving up the secret knowledge of the invention and making it known to the public through the "description" in the patent text. Of course, in the area of software patents, I haven't yet seen a single example where the disclosure in the "description" isn't totally worthless because it's impossible to make use of the idea and keep it secret at the same time.)

      The "description" part of the patent text, and especially the introductory sentence which you quote, are irrelevant for determining the scope of the patent. For that, you have to read the claims.

    12. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      Hence general-purpose PCs and bigger embedded systems are safe from this, but small devices such as handhelds are vulnerable?

      No one is vulnerable, only the unwary who don't read Slashdot. This patent is quite specific and easy to work around. It's not mouse-related at all, too. Of course, it's a user interface patent and, as such, rather bad in itself, but on the total obnoxity scale, it scores a pretty low value.

    13. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By my best estimate, the RAM and CPU on my Handspring Visor put it in the same range as an IBM System/370 Model 168 mainframe (you'll have to find your own channel controllers, tape, DASD and unit record equipment. Maybe on eBay?).

      Funny what "limited" can mean!

    14. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by xoboots · · Score: 1
      The "description" part of the patent text, and especially the introductory sentence which you quote, are irrelevant for determining the scope of the patent. For that, you have to read the claims.

      Interesting. Of course, the description elaborates on the meanings given in the claims and it is patently obvious that all computing systems are definitionally "limited resource computing device", not? Ok, I grant that a theoretical turing machine does not exhibit that property, but patents apply to tangible items. I quoted the description merely because it shows the intention behind the wording of the claim itself. In other words, don't trust my interpretation of the claim, this is what the petitioner actually contends is the meaning of "limited resource computing devices".

      Thanks for the detailed explanation, but I think it is somewhat irrelevant in this case ;)

    15. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by ewhac · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Hmm... each of the claims in the patent as it was actually granted refers (explicitly or implicitly) specifically to "limited resource computing devices".

      The Amiga computer, whose UI also supported double-clicking, originally shipped with 256K of ROM, 256K of RAM, and a 7.1MHz MC68000 processor. Does this qualify as a limited-resource computing device? Does my 19-year-old Amiga now infringe on this just-granted patent?

      Schwab

    16. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Graff · · Score: 1
      Now im curious. what the heak is your sig supposed to say?

      It looks like it's the rows of a qwerty keyboard, alternated.

      So 1 then down to q then up to 2 then down to w, etc. When you get to p start back at q and then down to a, and so forth.

      Organized gibberish basically! :-)
    17. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by mrroach · · Score: 1

      Limited resource computing device... is that as opposed to all those unlimited computing devices we have?

      -Mark

    18. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All human-made computing devices are limited resource. Size is not a patentable quality.

    19. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does my old still running 486dx count? it has less power than these new pdas and even less ram, omg am i going to get sued?

    20. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      My pc has finite computing resources. I can't break 128 bit RSA on my own in a few hours. definitely limited resource computing device there. Also, if I used a compiler for a non turing complete language, that would be limited resource as well.

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    21. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by SvendTofte · · Score: 1

      Short of a theoretical Von Neumann machine, ALL computing devices are limited in one way or another. There is no such thing, as a "/un/limited resource computing device".

    22. Re:only for "limited resource computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmm... each of the claims in the patent as it was actually granted refers (explicitly or implicitly) specifically to "limited resource computing devices".
      It's good to know that you still can freely double-click when using "unlimited resource computing devices"
  24. My case included? by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this mean that the button on the front of my case that I hold in for 6 seconds to do a hard power reset (as opposed to a soft one/APM call if I just press it) is also subject to this patent? How far can this possibly extend? What kind of interface doesn't use a button with some sort of timing involved?

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    1. Re:My case included? by Shdwdrgn · · Score: 1

      The cruise control on my '74 Pontiac has a single button. If you tap it, it sets your speed. If you hold the button for more than 1 second, it resumes your previously set speed. And a cruise control definitely qualifies as a "limited resource computing device."

      So much for 2/3 of their patent. Now if someone finds true prior art on the actual 'double-click' portion, then this patent is sunk.

    2. Re:My case included? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Does this mean that the button on the front of my case that I hold in for 6 seconds to do a hard power reset (as opposed to a soft one/APM call if I just press it) is also subject to this patent?"

      No.

      "How far can this possibly extend? "

      To PDAs. Possibly even sophisticated enough cell phones.

      "What kind of interface doesn't use a button with some sort of timing involved?"

      What in the abstract implies that this is such a global over-whelming patent? It's a little broad in the sense that a resource limited thing-a-ma-jigger isn't that well defined, but the power button your computer? C'mon folks. It's only a valid patent until it's challenged.

  25. Prior Art... duh! by Roguelazer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look, the patent was filed on July 12, 2002. If we can't come up with a single pre-2002 OS that used double-clicking, then we're really, really bad off. I mean, Microsoft itself has used it since about 1991 in Windows...

    1. Re:Prior Art... duh! by lucaschan.com · · Score: 1

      Yep, Apple definitely had double clicks happening in their operating system way before MS did.

    2. Re:Prior Art... duh! by foobsr · · Score: 4, Informative

      It goes back even further -- these LED worked that way. Indeed limited resource computing devices from the 70ies. Sic(k)!

      CC.

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    3. Re:Prior Art... duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, even the Atari 520ST had it before Microsoft. I owned one back in 1987 (or was it 1986?) and all the poor M$ people had was command line.

    4. Re:Prior Art... duh! by name773 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft: hey, you can't patent that, i have the prior art!
      Microsoft: yes i can, they approved it.
      Microsoft: you luser, i'm gonna sue
      Microsoft: bring it on

    5. Re:Prior Art... duh! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "If we can't come up with a single pre-2002 OS that used double-clicking, then we're really, really bad off. I mean, Microsoft itself has used it since about 1991 in Windows..."

      I dunno if I should yell "RTFA" at the guy who posted this, or the multiple ppl that modded this +5 Interesting. This is not about mice or even desktop PCs.

    6. Re:Prior Art... duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All real, physical computers are "limited resource". What matters is what the patent says, not that "limited resource" is being presented as if it meant "PDA".

    7. Re:Prior Art... duh! by mwa · · Score: 1
      I had a reel-to-reel tape recorder in the early 60's. Pretty limited computing resource and the longer you held the FF switch, the farther and faster the tape advanced. The RW switch could be done the same or you could push it farther and it would stay on by itself until you pressed it again. Sounds like a time-delayed click to me.

    8. Re:Prior Art... duh! by copper · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is a continuation of application 09/226,031, filed Jan. 5, 1999, so that's the date to beat.

      And finding an example of simple double-clicking won't help.

      See this thread from the last time this article was posted :)

  26. Um.... by CyanDisaster · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Apple have a GUI before Microsoft, and if so, wouldn't one be able to open an application merely by doubleclicking on it? Next thing you know, Microsoft's going to try patenting the Start menu as 'a menu allowing a user to quickly find and launch applications.' or something like that...

    Hope be with ye,
    Cyan

    1. Re:Um.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 0
      Apple only ever used single clicking AFAIK. Some X systems used up to triple-clicks long ago.

      I've seen a patent for a piece of tape stuck to a pole, so nothing suprises me any more wrt the USPTO.

      --
      Engineering is the art of compromise.
    2. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Macintosh has has double-click from day one.

    3. Re:Um.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

      Well there ya go then.... They didn't even invenmt the most important CTL-ALT_DEL either.

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  27. How depressing! by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are they gonna sue DoubleClick Software? Or the other way around for trademark infringement?

  28. MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all your pantents are belong to us

  29. 14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by b0rken · · Score: 5, Informative

    The patent doesn't cover *mouse* clicks. It covers a way to get at least 3 different actions from the "application buttons" on your PDA --- short click, long click, and double-click.

    I don't know whether this was being done back in 2002, though I know that Palm enhancements used application button chords back in 2002 or 2003.

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    1. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by xeniten · · Score: 3, Funny
      "14 posts, and nobody has read the patent?"


      Welcome to slashdot.

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    2. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by b0rken · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For *possible* prior art, see keylaunch
      Released on June 12, 2002, you can launch an app by pressing an application button twice within a limited time.

      Also see slowlaunch
      Released on May 20, 2002, you can launch an app by holding an application button for a specified length of time.

      Neither half of the patent (hey, I read only the abstract, but that's more than you did!) seems to have been novel at the file date, and it's easy to imagine that keylaunch and slowlaunch could have coexisted on the same palm, giving the full functionality described in the patent abstract.

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    3. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      According to the patent:

      A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device.

      Well, I don't know about any of you but I certinaly don't have an unlimited resource computing device. Unless my logic is terrible (which it very well may be) but I'm pretty sure that every computing device is 'limited'. Or maybe it is just my legaleese that isn't quite up to par, since we all know that logic and legal affairs have next to nothing to do with each other.

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    4. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by ClarkEvans · · Score: 1

      Confirmed. This patent seems to be concerned with physical buttons, not mouse clicks or taps. The patent specifically covers using how long the user holds down the button, and subsequent actions to indicate different software behavior.

    5. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      The patent doesn't cover *mouse* clicks. It covers a way to get at least 3 different actions from the "application buttons" on your PDA --- short click, long click, and double-click.

      Nice to know I can never set the clock in my car again without being a felon. Thank you MS.

    6. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by Calroth · · Score: 1

      A quick search at PalmGear found the following:

      http://www.hiratte.com/bspro.html

      ButtonSwitcherPro is an utility to let you launch 24 favorite applications quickly and easily by hardware buttons and calculator silk button. You may assigned maximum 4 different applications to a single button for short tapping, and these 4 applications will be cycled each time you tap the button, or there 4 applications can be shown up for selection. And one application can be assigned to each single button for long pressing (>= 1 second pressing time).
    7. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 1

      Pretty similar in ways to apple's power buttons on macs since 1997

      One press, puts it to sleep. Hold it down drops power

      I haven't double pressed one, but it's not a large jump

    8. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EasyLaunch v0.07 for PalmOS (April 3, 2001) added chords and three different lengths of holding the button for three potentially different actions.

      h++p://www.mujweb.cz/www/hysy/elaunch/ELaunch007 .z ip

      AppHack for PalmOS (1997 or earlier) permits two button presses in quick succession to allow more different apps to be launched than there are hardware buttons on the PDA.

    9. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      An OLD ericsson mobile phone i had...

      the NO button had the following feature in STANDBY
      (similar to MS patent)

      one press - show date instead of time for a few secs
      long press - turn off
      VERY long press (> 10 secs) - HARD off if the phone crashes.
      double press (when service software enabled) woudl clear the service logs.

      I believe the original P800 (pre 2002) had multiple functions for the Power button, in a similar way. Thsi was not included in the final release, due to the new Multi Function jog dial.

      also Nokia Mobile phones.
      short press of the power button = change profile
      long press = off.

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    10. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the old, old, old Ericsson phones the NO button even had a function when the phone was turned off.
      If you pressed it for a really short period of time, the phone would show you the battery status without powering on the phone.

    11. Re:14 posts, and nobody has read the patent? by CaptainPuppydog · · Score: 1
      The patent doesn't cover *mouse* clicks. It covers a way to get at least 3 different actions from the "application buttons" on your PDA --- short click, long click, and double-click.

      I don't know whether this was being done back in 2002, though I know that Palm enhancements used application button chords back in 2002 or 2003.

      Tealpoint Software, for one. I have a Handspring right here with the software on it. See http://www.tealpoint.com/softlnch.htm for details. I know I was using it around 2001/2002.


      CPD.
  30. In other news... by darth_silliarse · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Apple are granted a patent for keypresses, and IBM are granted a patent for pixels

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  31. Might As Well Apply For A Patent... by CHaN_316 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    for mouse movements. Any patent on mouse movements will supercede Microsoft's double clicking, and Amazon's 1-click.

    Not impressed.... :|

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    1. Re:Might As Well Apply For A Patent... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Might As Well Apply For A Patent ... for mouse movements.
      For some reason this reminded me of a .sig I used to see here:
      Windows has detected that your mouse has moved. Reboot now for changes to take effect?

  32. but what gets launched... by dekeji · · Score: 4, Funny

    when the same story is pushed twice within a short time frame, like this one?

    1. Re:but what gets launched... by damgx · · Score: 1

      It is called slashdotting :)

      Com'on Taco you can do it. We need that dub.

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  33. Keep 'em coming by karevoll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. because if they continue to give patents on stuff like this like they've done the last few years, the system is bound to fail. Its just a simple matter of time.

    (and now for the obligatory:) What next? A patent for interpreting presses on different keys into machine-understandable signals?

  34. But what about... by bprime · · Score: 1

    My mouse has 8 buttons. One of them is set to double-click. Technically, i'm not double clicking...i'm using a different button. This was fairly common at a company i work at - all of the drafting monkies have the scroll-wheel clicky set to double-click. Is that covered?

    1. Re:But what about... by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      That's not the point. No one wants to have to go out and buy an 8 button mouse just so they can have the newly patented 'double-click' functionality in a single click. And how many operating systems does said 'double-click' function on the "scroll-wheel clicky" work on?

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    2. Re:But what about... by bprime · · Score: 1

      Haha! I think I'd like an excuse to go buy a fancy mouse. But you're absolutely right - I wasn't saying an excessively button-endowed mouse was an acceptable solution to patent boondoggling. I was merely wondering if the interpretation of the patent covered double-click emulation functions - the text of the patent seems to indicate it's the physical mechanism, not the machine's undesrstanding of the mechanism, that's being patented.

  35. FAT fees by tntguy · · Score: 1

    CompactFlash cards...

  36. Not as all encompassing as you might think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a patent lawyer, but it mentions multi-clicking only on a "limited resource computing device". I guess as long as you keep your system on the bleeding-edge, you're ok....

  37. Ahhh. My summer research project. by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

    I'm starting monday as a summer associate at the Public Patent Foundation. Looks like I know what I'll be doing my summer research on.

  38. Prior Art? by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have any info on when MS claim to have invented the double click? I remember using it on a Mac before I'd even heard of Windows. That may just be a function of my memory though!

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  39. correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We are missing the point a bit here. Of course, you are all totally correct, this isnt anywhere near a new thing, but we are missing the whole patent issue. I know you all understand this as well as cookies, but ill say it anyway. Patents protect an IDEA. They dont protect the end result. Hell, imagine if Hoover could patent clean carpets, no one else is allowed to invent a sucky upy thing, since it's patented!

    This is exactly the problem with a load of software patents. They dont patent HOW something is done, that patent WHAT is done. It's like trying to patent staying dry and warm, and therefore preventing anyone else building houses! I do believe there are some valid software patents, but that should NOT stop someone else getting to the same result by doing it differently. Just because some guy invented RSA security, does not stop some other guy inventing a totally differnt way to use the same algorithm.

    Microsoft can patent the source they used to time this button, if it uses some cool new timing algorithm that works without needing the internal clock, but no way should they be allowed to patent the actual result, a timed button.

    And honestly, i dont blame microsoft, i blame the fucking stupid patent clerks and judges who let things like this through. Microsoft are just using the system, we all would given half a chance. You patent people should wake the fuck up and engage brain!

  40. sounds a little sensational by beni1207 · · Score: 1

    without having read the article, this doesn't at all seem to be a patent on double-clicking. More like a system where double-clicking on an application icon does one thing, single clicking on it does another, and clicking and holding for awhile does something else. While I still think software patents are a dumb idea (although I don't have the balls to tell that to my boss, who has several filed and pending), this doesn't at all seem to fit the sky-is-falling title. I know I personally have never seen a system like the one described in the blurb.

  41. Double-Click Here by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Double-click here to replace Windows with Linux.

    Operation prohibited due to patent restrictions.

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  42. Possible prior art in HP48/Keyman by eddy · · Score: 1

    Keyman thread.

    I'll leave it to the lawyers to figure out.

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  43. OK. by king-manic · · Score: 1

    I just notice that the same old jokes are getting modded up again and again. So here is something that will make all following slashdot jokes redundant:

    in soviet russia, the mouse double clicks you.

    1-double click
    2-?
    3-profit

    I wonder how linux would run on a double click.

    I for one, welcome our double click over lords.

    I am a double click you insensitive clod!

    imagine a beowulf cluster of double clicks.

    Now RTFA you PHB before the FUD really hits the fan.

    PS. IANAL.

    Did I miss any?

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    1. Re:OK. by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you missed...

      FIRST POST!

    2. Re:OK. by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

      I am a double click you insensitive clod!

      You were right about that part.

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    3. Re:OK. by name773 · · Score: 1

      all your double click are belong to us

    4. Re:OK. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Did I miss any?

      You're new here, aren't you?

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    5. Re:OK. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      By my ID number I'm not quit as new here as you :)

      Ahh ironies.

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      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  44. I quit by greywar · · Score: 1

    I am aghast. double clicking gets a patent? WTH? Im sure that the guy following me around will mod me redundent [whats up with that? im being stalked!] Anyways lets cover this-a patent must be: (a) novel - new, never having existed anywhere on Earth. I hardly think that double clicking is new. I mean to me it seems that some prior art must exist-for example some arcade games had you double vlivk a button inthe game for special purposes. (b) useful - it must "work" or accomplish something - the reason for the prototype. OK im game-it makes it on this. (c) non-obvious - if a clothespin exists, your invention of a clothes LINE would be "obvious". To me, the idea of double clicking IS obvious. why wasnt this denied? There must be some guy recently retired from the patent office enjoying some extra retirement funds from ol Bill at the moment. Time to sue apple....and..Oh My! doesnt Linux use double clicking?

  45. An attack on OS X? by dankney · · Score: 1

    The patent isn't on the double-click. It's on using different durations and repetitions of clicks to accomplish different tasks.

    This sounds like Microsoft is gearing up to go after OSX, which uses the long click to emulate a two button mouse.

    1. Re:An attack on OS X? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 3, Informative

      This sounds like Microsoft is gearing up to go after OSX, which uses the long click to emulate a two button mouse.

      My hazy memory says the original Netscape is the prior art for holding down the mouse and then getting a contextual/different action depending on the duration.

  46. This is not a patent on "double-click"... by borgheron · · Score: 3, Informative

    this is a patent on the idea of launching different functions depending on how and the length of time a user presses a button.

    Now, of course, the patent is ridiculous, but it cannot be read so broadly.

    GJC

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    1. Re:This is not a patent on "double-click"... by SenFo · · Score: 1

      So, it covers more then just double clicking. I don't see your point.

    2. Re:This is not a patent on "double-click"... by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 1
      this is a patent on the idea of launching different functions depending on how and the length of time a user presses a button

      PRIOR ARTS! I'm doing this since many years, even when Microsoft didn't exist. My setup is:
      The button: Its the button of my doorbell The user: Somebody that wants something from me.
      The functions:

      1. User presses button short results in function open_door_with_a_friendly_smile
      2. User presses button multiple times launches function open_door_with_an_angry_look_on_the_face
      3. User presses button for a long time launches function open_door_and_aim_fist_at_users_face

      Any questions? :-)

    3. Re:This is not a patent on "double-click"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your mouse has NO buttons?

    4. Re:This is not a patent on "double-click"... by imbaczek · · Score: 1

      So this patent covers my Casio $5 shit^Wwatch which I had 10 years ago?

  47. More from the patent abstract by Grrr · · Score: 1

    A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device. ...as opposed, I said stupidly, to an unlimited resource computing device...

    Filed: July 12, 2002

    Other References:
    Applications Handbook for the Palm III.TM. Organizer, 3Com Corporation, 1998.
    Handbook for the Palm III.TM. Organizer, 3Com Corporation, 1998.

    (hmmmmmm)

    Later in the patent: ...based on the length of time an application button is pressed...

    So - this doesn't really apply to mice . . .?

    <grrr>

  48. No, but it is a repost from last week--sigh by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative
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    1. Re:No, but it is a repost from last week--sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Re your sig at time of writing:

      "Everyone should respect the copyright of the GPL. By the way, the RIAA is evil for going after copyright infringers."

      (1) You realise that it's not always the same people in the pro-GPL and anti-RIAA-prosecutions camps, right? /. is not a homogenous community.

      (2) Plenty of people (e.g. me) believe that all copyright is wrong, and feel that only people who expect us to respect their copyrights should respect our GPL - we don't have any beef with people who don't try and assert copyright in the first place. i.e. the Free Software purist party line: "The GPL is enforced via copyright law, but in the absence of copyright law, it would be unnecessary..."

    2. Re:No, but it is a repost from last week--sigh by thatnerdguy · · Score: 0

      you mean last month??

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    3. Re:No, but it is a repost from last week--sigh by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      I think the FSF's thinking is flawed.

      If there were no copyrights, the ONLY way corporates could profit from software would be using a combination of closed-source and product activation.

      Free software would have no protection at all beyond the goodwill and high standards of ethical behaviour that we've come to expect from Propriatory Software Monoplies.

      My own point of view is that the original term of copyright (14 years) is appropriate for artistic works. A much shorter term (perhaps 5 years) would be adequate protection for software; any software that hasn't been substantially rewritten in 5 years is practically obsolete anyhow.

      Exceptional abuse of copyright, such as that of Microsoft and the RIAA, should be declared unconstitutional. "to PROMOTE the sciences and useul arts". The quickest way to remedy this harm would be for the courts to revoke these companies copyrights. Simply stop enforcing them.

      There's an implied deal in the constitution; "you give the world something new, we'll give you some temporary protection so you can make a buck from it." Microsoft and the RIAA aren't holding their end of the deal.

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    4. Re:No, but it is a repost from last week--sigh by Sepper · · Score: 1

      You know as well as me that this will never happen.

      Why? The general public doesn't understand the issues at stake... it's too long to explain, and the big players have enough power to spread FUD.

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    5. Re:No, but it is a repost from last week--sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      any software that hasn't been substantially rewritten in 5 years is practically obsolete anyhow.
      I run CP/M you insensitive clod!!!!
  49. EU doesn't matter by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    This does not effect the EU's position on Micorosft in any way.

    The EU is the European Union. The patent question is a US patent.

    That being said, the patent looks like it was more intended to cover some rudimentary system of mouse gestures than the double-click. Either way, it will never hold up in court; there's just far too much prior art. Not to mention that in the past, MS has not enforced their frivolous patents. Methinks this is just a precautionary measure to prevent some jerk from getting it and suing MS, Apple, Xerox, and the rest of the world.

    Now, if Apple got a right-click patent, that would be news

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  50. read the patent by wolfywolfy · · Score: 2, Informative

    it's not actually double clicking

    One such palm-type computer is Microsoft's Palm-size PC. The Palm-size PC has a touch screen display. A stylus is used to input data into a user interface displayed on the touch screen display. The user interface is similar in appearance to a Windows user interface displayed on a desktop or laptop PC. A taskbar, used for launching application programs, is displayed at the bottom of the touch screen display. Applications are launched by using the stylus to select the desired application from a taskbar menu. Using a stylus can be cumbersome for users. Therefore, as an alternative to launching applications by using the stylus, the Palm-size PC contains a plurality of buttons (called application buttons) that are used to launch the more common applications installed on a Palm-size PC. Applications can be launched in a variety of states. In the past, the actuation of an application button caused an application to be launched in a particular state, for example a view state. The user was required to take further steps to invoke additional application functionality, such as opening a document. It is desirable to more easily launch applications in various states. The present invention is directed to increasing the functionality of application buttons so as to accomplish this result.

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  51. Sorry this isn't funny by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

    The Onion already did it, years ago. (Sorry I couldn't find the actual onion link. Same article though.)

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  52. Prior Art!!! SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about:
    Apple
    Xerox
    et al?
    What next you patent scumwads?

    **NEWSFLASH!**
    Computer Monitor patented by Dell

  53. Double...Triple....Quadruple...Quintuple by psamty · · Score: 1

    WTF? WTF? WTF? Is this what the world's come down to?? Gates should now proceed to patent absolute disregard for common sense. Mwaahaahhaa

  54. I'm crouching! by coopaq · · Score: 0, Troll
    Waiting for any fucker to come in here and explain why MS deserves this patent.

    Go ahead. We're all waiting...

    Otherwise we're just posting jokes or complaining about the patent office.

  55. Amazon: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck it, we're going to three clicks.

  56. Perhaps the shave and a haircut 2 bits click... by Kalbo · · Score: 1

    "click" "click" "click""click""click"... "click" "click"

  57. Pro... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    1: Patent obvious prior art that no one patented before and everyone uses.
    2: Defend it with immense legal staff backed by the deepest pockets in the world.
    3: Profit!

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  58. Patents gone mad by tabacco · · Score: 1

    I refer everyone to the following Nukees strips:

    Friday, August 11, 2000
    Wednesday, August 16, 2000
    and, my favorite,
    Monday, September 4, 2000

    Quite possibly the best storyline the strip has ever had :)

    1. Re:Patents gone mad by tabacco · · Score: 1

      Bah... also this one:
      Wednesday, September 13, 2000

  59. Some easy extra info by bfree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Filed: July 12, 2002 Dated: April 27, 2004 This application is a continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 09/226,031, filed Jan. 5, 1999 now abandoned. The entire subject matter of U.S. application Ser. No. 09/226,031 is specifically incorporated herein by reference. It also references material back to 1985, so who the hell is a patent lawyer who can figure out what the hell is going on here (I'm off to try and see what all those references are about).

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  60. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by thestarz · · Score: 5, Informative

    Triple Click...
    Quad Click...
    Qunice Click...

    Are still available!!


    Not quite...

    "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

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  61. prior story by blamanj · · Score: 1

    Slashdot covered this story already. Note that the Aussies are a few months behind in following the USPTO.

  62. heh by arabagast · · Score: 1

    Inventors: Lui; Charlton E. (Redmond, WA); Blum; Jeffrey R. (Seattle, WA)

    that must be nice, being known as the inventors of a bodily gesture probably known to man as long as man has existed...

    It's not the money that matter, it's the stuff they buy.

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  63. I would be rich, by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But my patent for a process to aquire technology in widespread use via deep pockets and infinite legal resources was turned down.

  64. Hmmmmm. by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft can get a patent on something as stupid as this maybe I could get a patent on wiping my ass. Just goes to show the patent office is severly broken...

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  65. Its quantity that matters by mwandel · · Score: 1

    Working in the industry, I know that a good patent (one that is original) can be a big asset. But failing that, if you go after another company with 50 obvious patents that they may infringe on, it simply gets too expensive to defeat every one of them. Plus, the justice system is somewhat unreliable, so if they fail to defeat one, they are still screwed. Its like the corporate patent folks pride themselves of patenting the obvious. They take pride in patenting what nobody else thought was even patentable!

  66. Not mouse double-clicking by jfengel · · Score: 1

    Having read the patent (yes, I actually read the patent, rather than firing up the usual "I'm gonna patent breathing" posts), I can't claim to be thrilled with it, but it's not quite as obvious as the post makes it appear.

    This isn't mouse double-clicking. They're talking about physical buttons on a PDA-type device. Click once to play your voice note; double-click to record.

    This is obviously derived pretty trivially from mouse double-clicking (for which I could see no patent cited), but honestly I can't think of any devices except mice that use double-clicks. My cell phone doesn't; my VCR doesn't. They do reference patents on using the same button to scroll through options, but that's different from a double-click.

    It's pretty obvious, but if it's so obvious, why didn't Palm do it? (I'm assuming that they didn't. I've never really used a PalmPilot. They do reference the PalmPilot user's manual.)

  67. RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Meridun · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before I take my life into my hands and play devil's advocate here:

    <disclaimer>I think this is a stupid patent and is not sufficiently original to truly deserve protection</disclaimer>

    That being said, those who read the patent application very carefully will notice that this patent isn't for the general idea of double-clicking, but rather covers a much smaller range. Specifically, Microsoft has been granted a patent on a PDA-type device ("limited resource computing device") that has physical buttons on the outside of the device (i.e. "Mail", "Calendar", "Contacts" etc) that cause different actions to occur based on how long or in which sequence they are pressed.

    An example of the patented method in action would be if you created a device on which pressing the mail button once would open a list view of recent emails, pressing and holding it for 2 seconds might initiated a POP3 session to the server, "double-clicking" the button might bring you to a "new email" form, and pressing and holding the button longer than 3 secs would be assume to be accidental and would do nothing.

    This does NOT appear to be relevant to any non-PDA device, nor does it appear to apply to any kind of buttons that do not physically exist on the outside of the device. I still think it's pretty stupid and obvious, but it's nearly so stupid as it would appear at first glance.

    That being said, does anyone have any specific prior art to overturn this with?

    1. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by hypnagogue · · Score: 1

      I had a stop watch in 1985 that had different functions for click (start), double-click (lap) and click-and-hold (reset). Certainly counts a "limited resource computing device."

      Same thing for my thermostat, weather station, wristwatch, the odometer on my 1999 Miata, and the stereo in same.

      Think about it.. the thing they "invented" is literally everywhere.

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    2. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by KNicolson · · Score: 1
      That being said, does anyone have any specific prior art to overturn this with?

      The very first mail-enabled mobile phone I used (c.2000?) had the "mail" button set to single push being "open mail app" and a long push being "open new mail". Every other mobile I've had since then has had even more of these single click and hold doubled-up functionality.

      I would admit that the double-button-click is new to me, but the majority of the patent has prior art.

    3. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly how the mail app on my Sharp Zaurus works. I don't know if it's "prior" or not, but it seems pretty obvious to me.

      You press the mail button, it switches to the mail app. Press again, it cycles between folders. Press and HOLD, it downloads new mail. Three functions from one button.

      The cancel button also sends Esc to the running program, OR suspends if you hold it down.

      How anybody thought this was worthy of a patent is beyond me.

    4. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1
      Ok, to play devil's advocate to the devil's advocate:

      Let's say I patent making a peanut-butter and jam sandwich. Oh, but not just any PB&J sandwich, that would be silly. My patent is only on making it on the 3rd sunday of the month, using a knife with a green handle. And I cut it diagonally afterwards. So you see, it's very specific and most of you won't be bothered at all by this. Those of you who do infringe, however, prepare for a lawsuit!

    5. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior art. Let's see...

      Yea, I got prior art. Fucking chording keyboards. They've been used by scuba divers for years to, get this, control very small computers with limited power and capabilities.

    6. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Jmstuckman · · Score: 1

      Since the late 90's, you could turn the backlight on and off on Palm OS devices by holding down the power button for several seconds. Also, you can beam your phone number by holding down the phone button for several seconds. This seems to be almost the exact scenario that the patent outlines.

    7. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by WhiteDeath · · Score: 1

      Hmm, the power button on my PC does different things depending on whether I press it, or hold it down for 4 seconds.... same applies to laptops. That behaviour is supported by the BIOS.

      I know, it's not a device of limited resources, but then again the conputer case does only have two buttons on it.

      That was possible at least in 1999... not sure how long before that though. I think it came in with ATX power supplies.

    8. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to make this patent apply to double-clicking with the mouse? Convince the court that the chip in the mouse qualifies as a "limited resource computing device". Well, it computes how far you've moved based on input (laser, ball), and produces output that is sent to another device (the pc). Therefore, the mouse itself is a "limited resource computing device" and double-clicking the mouse is patented.

    9. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Informative

      How anybody thought this was worthy of a patent is beyond me.

      Probably the patent originators didn't either.

      However, a lot of companies pressure their employees (especially those working in a research capacity) to churn out N patents per quarter, regardless of how valuable they are. It's IP portfolio material, and that's valuable. Making actual discoveries is always a bit dicey -- maybe they come up with something, maybe not -- but if your researchers are churning out ammunition for your legal team, at least they're producing something.

      The whole thing nicely sums up what's wrong with the patent system.

      IMHO, in a sane patent system, there should be no more than maybe 100 patents granted a year. Why? Because there *aren't* all that many major new ideas coming out in an areas that require lots of research.

    10. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by pentalive · · Score: 1

      I remember a program for my pilot (when it was called a pilot even) that assigned "programs" to two button pairs, you could
      set up much more than the 4 programs (notepad, phone, todo, calendar) you would setup other programs to run if you pressed say calendar-phone perhaps your outiline (brainforest) would launch....

      I can't remember the name though.

    11. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thanks. I saw another one of those "Company Patents Absurd Idea X" stories and though "Ok, jokes, jokes, misplaced outrage... what's the patent really for?" And you have provided the answer.

      That said, I actually bothered to read the patent application after finding this. Only 2 or 3 of the responses to this post so far may have actually done so. RTFP! It does specifically mention the phrase "application button" in its claims.

      Oh yes, one possible example given:
      In accordance with still another aspect of the present invention, a recording is erased if a voice application button is pressed and released within a threshold period of time.

      In accordance with a further aspect of the present invention, a recording is stored if a voice application button is pressed for longer than a threshold period of time.
      "Fuck! Didn't hold the button down long enough."
    12. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say I patent making a peanut-butter and jam sandwich.

      Too late!

    13. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Compaq Presario 2500 I'm posting from this is a limited resource computing device. It also has those shitty Window buttons with mail, search and help that automatically bring up the ms apps under windblows.

      So, If I use xmodmap to generate keys, then tell my DE to launch e.g. KMail on a single push, and evolution on a double push, I'm breaking their patent.

      Lame.

    14. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by fpillet · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are right, reading the patent makes it clear that it is directed to handhelds. The patent talks about "long press or multiple presses of a hardware button", ie the Address Book button on a handheld.

      And there is very obvious prior art: on Palm handhelds, a long press of the Address Book button starts beaming your business card. This has been there since the beginning (1996/1997) so this largely predates this specific patent.

    15. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by djshaffer · · Score: 1

      Back in the late 80's I worked on a computer addon that sat in an external case. It had (for the day) massive processing power. Which means it was about as powerful as the first PalmPilot ever shipped.

      It had ONE front panel button: reset.

      With four functions:

      Press: reset.
      Press and hold: reset and clear memory.
      Press twice: reset and enter setup mode.
      Press twice and hold: reset, clear memory and enter setup mode.

      Unfortunately, the company folded and I don't know if there are any records out there.

    16. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Everyone is focusing on prior art to try and show that this patent is frivolous. Some say the patent may be valid because it applies to a restricted context.

      In patent law, there is something called the 'genus-species' rule, which specifies that you cannot extend prior art by making it more specific. When you try to do this the patent office is supposed to turn it down saying your application or invention was anticipated by the 'genus' patent. So any prior art for, say, the PC could anticipate an invention meant for a PDA.

    17. Re:RTFP (Read the Fucking Patent) by dmitriy · · Score: 1

      > That being said, does anyone have any specific prior art to overturn this with?

      Copied from my Handera EasyLaunch hack info screen:

      EasyLaunch 0.15
      Freeware
      Copyright (c) 2000-2001
      All rights reserved
      Hynek Syrovatka
      www.mujweb.cz/www/hysy

      The hack hooks up launching applications to hardware Palm buttons -- and recognizes press-and-hold.

      No double-click though.

  68. Patent will not stand by loose+electron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have zero respect for patents....

    Patents get issued all the time for nonsense, and things that do not work. A patent that I got, we proved (after filing) that it did not funtion as described. Two years later the patent still issued. Go figure...

    If this gets challenged in court it will fall apart. Too much prior art. I would start with Morse Code...

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  69. OS/2 by classic66coupe · · Score: 0

    What about OS/2 ?

  70. Prior Art on Double-Blink by fembots · · Score: 1

    Flirting is launched if a lady blinks a short, i.e., normal, period of time.

    If a lady blinks for a long, (e.g., at least one second), period of time, she's just moisturing her eyes.

    Still another meaning (e.g. hey! help me to lie) can be communicated if a lady blinks multiple times within a short period of time, e.g., double blinks

  71. Patenting The Middle Click by Eberlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I propose owning a patent for middle-clicking in such a way as to extend the middle finger while curling the others.

    This "click" does not need to be made on any particular surface. In fact, you could roll down your car window, double-click on your horn, then middle click the air with your arm extended outside said vehicle.

    Maybe we should all middle-click Microsoft with both hands as an act of civil disobedience. Needless to say, I don't advice nor advocate doing so while driving.

  72. Atari 1040ST by kippa · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was 11 years old and discovered WTF a "double click" was by reading the F'ing manual. Microsoft was not involved...or were they? What is this horseshit?

  73. Read the "department" name! by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    That's right. Abolishment, not reform. But that's looking farther out, perhaps as part of much larger changes (like a huge meteor hitting).

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  74. And now for something completely obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the ridicilous ones take a loong vacation in .. the trash bin.

    I think that Apple has already patented the trash bin, so I doubt the patent office will infinge on their own ruling.

  75. FAT Filesystem by bladernr · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If you want to get scared, worry about that last part of the article which states that MS wants to start charging for the FAT file system

    Well, I may not be popular for saying this, but MS did actually invent the FAT file system (ok, they purchased it, when MS bought rights to the QDOS OS, and renamed it MS-DOS).

    So, if they were awarded a patent or copyright or whatever it is on FAT, at least they have a moral leg to stand on.

    The patent on various ways of clicking a mouse? I don't care if its for PDAs, or what it selects, or whatever. Every possible way of clicking a mouse as been thought of, and there is no original, patentable work to do.

    (how is that for a bold statement :)

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    1. Re:FAT Filesystem by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, MS's "FAT" patent is over VFAT, not FAT. VFAT, if you don't know, was MS's answer to supporting long file names (lfns). The actual base concept of associating lfns and sfns (short file names) was around in 4DOS well before Windows 95 came out. And I'd assume there are earlier implementations for either DOS or other platforms. The only thing that was ingenious about VFAT was the way in which it encoded the lfn into the directory structure without causing other DOSs to barf. Of course, storing lfn in a file instead of the directory structure would have allowed easier backup from DOS, pretty easy interoperability through a small tsr, and would mean that using non-Windows 9x disk apps on a Windows 9x filesystem wouldn't mean possibly destroying lfn. There'd also probably be a performance penalty for having to cache the lfn file (as if the process of decoding lfn out of the directory structure wasn't a larger performance penalty). So, all in all, what MS did was non-obvious and useful, but it was only non-obvious because of how bad of an idea it is (especially true given that FAT16 has a 512 root entries limit--where that stands for 512 "normal" sfn entries; lfn+sfn take up 2+ entries, which makes it obvious why you'd want to have a subdirectory to store most everything (say Program Files) instead of dumping everything into root).

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    2. Re:FAT Filesystem by grozzie2 · · Score: 2, Informative
      So, if they were awarded a patent or copyright or whatever it is on FAT, at least they have a moral leg to stand on.

      Actually, not really. The fat file system is well documented in published media. The MsDos Encyclopedia comes to mind, Microsoft Press.

      The extensions for FAT32 are not patentable either, there were numerous other systems available prior to FAT32 that grafted similar extensions onto the file system.

      As for the patent just granted, changing behaviour based on now long the button is pressed. I'll have to get my notes to confirm dates, but, I worked on a device about 20 years ago, it had a single input button. If you pressed it once, something happened. If you pressed it twice in quick succession, something else happened, and if you held it in for 5 seconds, the device would reset. There was a z-80 processor with 1024 bytes of ram on board, and we had a single input kludged onto it. I believe this would qualify as a 'limited resource' environment, and far predates anything this patent is related to. The device was sold commercially, I believe that qualifies it as 'prior art'.

    3. Re:FAT Filesystem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every possible way of clicking a mouse as been thought of...

      I hereby think of a method consisting of:
      * clicking and holding the mouse button for a longer time
      * dragging the mouse to it's destination
      * holding the button for a longer time at it's destination
      by which I trigger a different (class of) function than if I had only held the button a short time on both occasions.

      No, I have never, ever seen this, and I doubt you have, either. So don't be so quick with your "every possible thing has been invented already"...

  76. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Qunice Click... Are still available!! Not quite... "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

    Sure, but has anyone patented using a specific rhythm? I've got it! Morse code on a cell phone. I here by declare prior art to the whole idea. Whew.

  77. not suprising by prockcore · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This just in -- Slashdot Headline Misrepresents Patent Again.

    Why does every article regarding a patent here have to have a headline and summary that totally gets it wrong?

  78. Re:Eolas... by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

    Or from their perspective - prevents some small company with a single patent covering the double-click from shaking down as Eolas did. I think we can expect every mundane action being patented by large companies.

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  79. Isn't an excellent piece of prior art by ProudClod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stephen Hawking's speech synthesizer, operated by one hardware button clicked for different lengths of time.

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    1. Re:Isn't an excellent piece of prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see that. And when he wins, he can give MS the ol' "Boom shaka-laka-laka, Boom shaka-laka-laka, Boom shaka-laka-laka, Boom"

  80. All your clicks are belong to us.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Love Ebay & Microsoft

  81. Re:OK. missed RIAA by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Did I miss any?

    The RIAA sued Microsoft today over mouse clicks. Their spokesman said:

    "Microsoft may have thought they now own all clicks, long clicks, and double-clicks, however clicks are sounds and we own all sounds."

    The RIAA suit for $98 billion is based on the average clicks used per day by all Windows users, but is expected to settle for $3000 and a large Starbucks de-caf latte.

    They advise individual users that to be legal, they you should download "click.drm" from iTunes. You are warned against sharing your clicks with anyone beyond your 5 (now 3) permitted computers, or over any P2P network that requires clicks to operate the program.

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  82. Silly question, apple lisa double clicking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm trying to remember if the Apple Lisa used a double click, if so it clearly pre-dates MS windows.

  83. How Reeediculous! by justkarl · · Score: 1

    Oh good, maybe this means my patent for oxygen will come in soon...WHAT?

    What a pile of horseshit.

  84. Re:correct MOD Parent +1 Insightful by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Excellent explanation of the differences between the WHATs and the HOWs.

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  85. Duh? Elevators by SteroidMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Elevator companies have been doing this for years. Everyone knows that if you push your floors button multiple times that it gets there faster! It's so obvious even 5 year olds know about it!

    1. Re:Duh? Elevators by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      You've been to my building then :-)

      To persuade the lift to go to my floor you have to select the floor number and then another (higher) floor. This other floor appears to be different from week to week. Is that some kinda password?

  86. Tell me... by Firewheels · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does prior art on one part of a patent invalidate the whole thing? 'Cos I seem to remember the Early Macs having a click'n'hold function for context menus (not to mention the whole double-click thing).

  87. DUPLICATE FROM APRIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  88. More to the point... by Politas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think is the question of whether they even TRY to enforce them.

    Microsoft have an excellent record as far as I know, of never initiating a patent battle. MS' patent portfolio is used purely for defensive purposes.

    Sure, they're anti-competitive greedy bastards, and they may decide to start trying patent litigation some day, but I think they're happier making their money by selling products.

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    1. Re:More to the point... by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft have an excellent record as far as I know, of never initiating a patent battle. MS' patent portfolio is used purely for defensive purposes.

      This might be so, but regardless of whether they enforce it, Microsoft still has an unfair advantage over other companies.

      You could as easily argue that competitors who might actually have a fair reason to take Microsoft to court could be unfairly put off by Microsoft's overly inflated defensive patent portfolio that could be unleashed on them at any time. That is what defensive patents are there to do, after all.

    2. Re:More to the point... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft have an excellent record as far as I know, of never initiating a patent battle. MS' patent portfolio is used purely for defensive purposes.

      "We should trust [entity] and give them the legal right, because they haven't yet abused it" is pretty broken WRT real-world usage.

      Also, consider what happens when Microsoft starts going under a la SCO. You get lots of desperate people trying to get money from anything...

      Sure, defense is great during the good times, but when the bad times come...

    3. Re:More to the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft have an excellent record as far as I know, of never initiating a patent battle. MS' patent portfolio is used purely for defensive purposes.

      Do you know what defensive patents are for? If you answered "to stop other people suing you for doing the thing you patented", you answered wrong.

      Defensive patents are what you use when someone sues you for violating one of their patents. Then you say "sure, but you're violating this, and this... oh, and these too... hey, tell you what, you drop your case and we won't squish you like an ant!"

      Defensive patents are just another weapon the big guys use to screw the little guys over. So Pop has a great idea, and he patents it, thinking Microsoft will license it from him? Fat chance, Microsoft will just take his idea anyway, because there's fuck all Pop can do - if he tries to enforce his patent, Microsoft will just defend themselves with their defensive patents.

      Can you see anything wrong with that picture?

    4. Re:More to the point... by BCHodo · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, but what happens if(when, Lord willin' and the crick don't rise) Microsoft's other products stop making money for them? Then they will be in the position that SCO is in now, with no other source of revenue and a fistfull of patents to squeeze money out of.

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    5. Re:More to the point... by Politas · · Score: 1

      Well, not quite SCO's position. SCO don't have the patents, and haven't sunk the money into R&D themselves. Even under the fairly grasping economic theory that companies should have the right to recoup their R&D costs, SCO have very little justification.

      Honestly, I don't think it's all that likely that Microsoft will stop making money from products. They might perhaps make less money from products, and become a slightly smaller company, but they're not likely to be in a similar position to SCO for a very long time.

      How long are patents valid for, these days?

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  89. Used to have a watch that infringes on that patent by deniea · · Score: 1

    I think it was about 20 years back or so. I had a digital watch, extremely cheap. It had 'buttons' you could press.

    Usually it showed time. Pressing it once made it swap day/month and time. Pressing it twice show the amount of seconds. Pressing it long it got it to 'setup'.

    I bet most /. readers once owned a limited computing device like that, with exactly the same or close to the same functions.

  90. How can a human behaviour be patented? by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

    This is getting scary... brrrrrr...

  91. Re:Double-click patent? MOD Parent +1 Funny by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Well, double-dumbass on you!

    Definitely a +1 Funny reference, if I had mod points.

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  92. as if .. by roror · · Score: 1

    as if people in the patent office don't double click

  93. Can I be the first to say... by dj_cel · · Score: 1

    We get signal. All your double click are belong to us.

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  94. Its simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone on the patent office must be on dope.

  95. I will patent time-based color-mixing, then by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    so if time spent in an action determines 'novel idea', then I claim, officially, the notion that if you mix colors and let one color flow into the mix longer than another, you get a different color.

    its the same kind of thing, isn't it? novel idea? no! worth locking-out others who also can see this obvious technique? no!

    so users can hold a button down longer to add a 'shift' or 'meta' nature to it. this is NOT patent-worthy. how many brain cycles did it take to come up with this?

    sigh.

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  96. KDE by SteamyMobile · · Score: 1
    I have nothing to worry about! I use KDE.

    More seriously, this is very dangerous. The patent office and the courts need to recalibrate their obviousness-meter. In this particular case, there must be prior art, right?

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  97. This is sanity calling by cheesee · · Score: 2, Informative
    Did anybody reading the patent application before bothering to post?

    Therefore, as an alternative to launching applications by using the stylus, the Palm-size PC contains a plurality of buttons (called application buttons) that are used to launch the more common applications installed on a Palm-size PC. Applications can be launched in a variety of states. In the past, the actuation of an application button caused an application to be launched in a particular state, for example a view state. The user was required to take further steps to invoke additional application functionality, such as opening a document. It is desirable to more easily launch applications in various states. The present invention is directed to increasing the functionality of application buttons so as to accomplish this result.


    They are not patenting double clicking, or clicking or something that will infringe on your god given rights to click on whatever you want. They are patenting using specialized buttons on a specialized device to launch applications in a different manner depending on how the button is pressed. It's not exact a wide ranging, world destroying patent folks.

    But then again, Microsoft was mentioned, that word alone seems to make the average slashdotters IQ drop about 80 points.
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    1. Re:This is sanity calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But then again, Microsoft was mentioned, that word alone seems to make the average slashdotters IQ drop about 80 points.

      Wouldn't that make our IQ go negative? :(

    2. Re:This is sanity calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      When I double-press the Calendar button on my Visor(PalmOS 3.5), Agenda+ opens in week view instead of in day view. That would seem to be what this patent is trying to cover?

  98. Oh, wow. by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    Another great "Slashdot posts ridiculous patent and everyone says `this sucks`" story.

    Why doesn't someone get smart? And patent a whole ton of silly and goofy patents (like someone with enough money and time, obviously).

    Then, post some website up somewhere, like ridiculouspatents.com And list them all? Including this MS "vague time shifted hardware click" one? Then post *that* on Slashdot. Personally I'm going for "method by which to insert genitalia into a running blender."

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  99. Double clicking by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head--twice!

  100. ipod? by sentientbrendan · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the ipod do these things? If I hold down on the menu button for a while, the screen lights up. Similarly the play button can turn it off.

  101. Doubleclick by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    Hmm.. makes you wonder if doubleclick.com/.net can be considered prior art... the idea being around pre-2000. Perhaps I need to patent drag and drop

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  102. Telegraph by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

    MS patented hooking up a telegraph to a computer to launch apps?

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  103. Sidestepping the patent? by nytes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    IANAL, obviously.

    From the patent (in several places):
    (d) opening the application and automatically causing the application to display the last known state of the application if the application button is pressed, without being released, for a period equal to or in excess of the threshold time limit.
    So, could the patent be sidestepped if you waited for a period of time only in excess of, but not equal to, the threshold time limit?
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  104. Are we ready for patent reform yet??? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I mean seriously! Fucking double clicks????

    I wonder if the asshat at the patent office realized that he had to double click at least once during the process of filing the stupid patent. Clearly, the people at the patent office are so far out of touch with reality that they can no longer be taken seriously.

    So, I propose this for the new patent system (it's un-Slashdot of me, but not only am I bitching about something, I have an idea on how to fix it.)

    Public peer review. Open source meets patent reform.

    As soon as a patent is applied for, it is placed up on a website for public review. Then, it's up to the public as well as the patent office to try to find any prior art.

    If prior art is found, the patent is denied. Period. And if the prior art is over 5 years old, it's considered a public domain idea, and no longer patentable. That'll keep idiots like the lawyersquad at MS from patenting other people's ideas. Like double clicks.

    Weaselmancer

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    1. Re:Are we ready for patent reform yet??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Are we ready for patent reform yet??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the public will be called on to do the work of the patent office?

      Uh, yeah, I'll get right on that.

      Why not make it incentive-based? If a patent application is lodged and a member of the public finds adequate prior art, the first X reports (ten, maybe?) get paid, with the cost being charged to whoever made the patent claim.

      And/or you could have penalties for claims which blatantly ignore extensive prior art.

  105. I hate to burst people's bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    But this is a valid patent.

    Its a non obvious use of timed button presses.

    If you just hit an application button on a PDA it opens the application.

    If you hold it for more than a second it opens a different document based on the length of time the button is held down.

    If you read the patent it is actually a very specific application of the technique.

    It only applies to "limited resource computing devices" aka PDAs.

  106. We really need new ppl accepting/rejecting stories by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
    This is 2 years old...sheesh. Not to mention it was posted last week as well!

    link here posted July 2002

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  107. Ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's ok, I hardly ever double click on April 27...

  108. It wasn't Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's stop laying the blame for this kind of atrocious behaviour on corporations. Corporations don't think or act; people act (often without thinking). There is a person at the patent office who granted this patent. They should be held personally accountable for this idiocy. There is a person (probably more than one) at Microsoft who is responsible for this idiocy. They should be held personally accountable.

    These are the same people who want to (and do) track minute details of your personal software purchases and useage. But they themselves cower behind the cloak of corporate anonymity.

    The world is fucked up. You can go to jail for stealing a watch, but if you steal millions of dollars being a white collar asshole, at worst, you might have to give some of it back, and can only cash out with a few million. Or in Microsoft's case, billions. Boo hoo. Fucking asshole white collar greedy corporate bastards.

    1. Re:It wasn't Microsoft by sld126 · · Score: 1

      We can create a "double-click" virus that only runs on Palm sized PCs and send it to everyone at the Patent office & Microsoft...

      Who knows, maybe it would be considered prior art??

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  109. Why don't they just get it over with? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't they just get it over with and patent thinking up an idea (new or obvious) and patenting it?

  110. Microsoft does own this idea by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny
    Interesting, as it seems to be getting at the idea of launching different applications based on how long you hold down a hardware button, rather than how long you click and hold on the screen.

    Yep, Microsoft does own this technology, or at least they made it popular. That hardware button is the computer's reset button.

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    1. Re:Microsoft does own this idea by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yep, Microsoft does own this technology, or at least they made it popular. That hardware button is the computer's reset button.

      They certainly did popularise pressing the reset button "...multiple times within a short period of time..." ...

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  111. Re:We really need new ppl accepting/rejecting stor by hendersj · · Score: 1

    The patent application is two years old, the USPTO approved it less than a week ago.

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  112. they're a pair of managers??? by Rasputin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The patent holders are an interesting pair. A bit of googling produced the following:

    Charlton Lui appears to have been a Microsoft manager turned Canadian Baseball CEO(!) "Mr. Lui co-founded the Tablet PC providing the vision and driving product development while working closely with Bill Gates and top industry leaders." Here is the reference.

    There is a Jeffrey R. Blum who includes the following in his resume: "Microsoft Mobile Electronics Group, Redmond, WA: Lead Program Manager (8/1994-3/2000)" Here is his resume.

    If I got the right people (no guarantees there), it looks like they're both *managers* who worked on mobile computing appliances. Managers who take out patents???

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    1. Re:they're a pair of managers??? by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Whether or not you have the right people, you misunderstand the role of at least one of them. Blum, the program manager, would have been a front line worker, involved in the day-to-day work of building the interface.

      A program manager at Microsoft does not manage people; he or she manages programs. Pointy-haired bosses don't propose features; PMs do -- but PMs have no authority to make a feature happen. They only have the authority to negotiate for one. The purpose is to have someone who does all the undefiable things which make a project work -- keep the devs from introducing cool and useless features that no one will ever use, make sure that test doesn't filibuster a project by requiring excessive SQA, work with usability to make sure the UI actually works, etc.

      They sound totally useless - but they make the world go round. (Ob disc. My wife's a PM, so I'm a trifle biased.)

    2. Re:they're a pair of managers??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "Program Manager" at MS is a specific position that is not synonymous with the term "manager" as it is used at most companies. Program Managers are responsible for design work, and typically develop API specs (i.e. the interface behind MS's CLR, rather than the actual code) or UIs, which is where this patent seems to be focused. The program manager then hands the design off to the actual Software Development Engineer, who writes the corresponding code. It doesn't mean that they lead a team of people or anything.

  113. It's the end ... by DigitalSpyder · · Score: 1

    ...Of the world as we know it And I feel fine...

  114. Re:We really need new ppl accepting/rejecting stor by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

    yeah...but we read about it 2 yrs ago, last week, and again today....laugh. The later of the 2 are definitely dupes.

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  115. They've patented Qlaunch! by sevans21 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they've invented the same process as Qlaunch for the Palm OS. I doubt Qlaunch was the first of its type but I've used it for a long time now. Very useful on a Palm as it lets you assign several apps to each hard button based on how long you hold it down.

  116. Too many obvious patents = patent invalidation by yttrium · · Score: 1

    There should be a penalty for fishing expeditions like this. "Can we get away with patenting this idea? How about this one?" Eventually, you should lose patent credibility in the same way a litiguous citizen can be lawfully "penalized" for repeated stupid lawsuits.

  117. The CW click by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent the CW click. Clicking a button with a different morse code sequence will perform different functions.

  118. Microsoft's record by Kaseijin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Microsoft have an excellent record as far as I know, of never initiating a patent battle. MS' patent portfolio is used purely for defensive purposes.
    Microsoft has never sued anyone for patent infringement because everyone it's threatened has ceased and desisted.
    1. Re:Microsoft's record by Politas · · Score: 1

      Can you give examples? I can't recall ever hearing about Microsoft even threatening a patent lawsuit, and I'm sure it would get out if they did.

      Seriously, I'd like to know. I'm no MS apologist, but I believe in giving them all the acclaim for the ethical things they get right as I can.

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  119. Kill two birds with one stone by fantastic+max · · Score: 1

    Why don't they file one for "right-click" too?

  120. Re:We really need new ppl accepting/rejecting stor by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
    German link

    I have no idea what he's saying but from the exclamation marks it seems the Germans think it's bad too ;)

    "Du bist nicht angemeldet! Um Beiträge anderer Mitglieder bewerten und kommentieren zu können, musst du angemeldet sein! Klicke bitte auf "Anmelden" oder melde dich neu an - und schon kann's losgehen! "

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  121. Unimited resource computing device? by gabbarbhai · · Score: 1
    All computers I know are limited resource devices. Except Monsieur Turing's machine, which cannot be double-clicked anyway..

    That leaves plenty of room for lawsuits and stuff. And then, who would want to start a lawsuit against Microsoft (at least in the US) anyway?

  122. It's a good job... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    It's a good job I'm about to start working on next-gen gestures, that work using vectors, splines &co, not just a moving box like current implementations.

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  123. 10 karma points for groupthink auto-response by JPriest · · Score: 0, Troll
    MS WAS NOT GRANTED A PATENT FOR DOUBLE CLICK. Not that I expect you to read the article before taking the statement out of context and giving the slashdot auto response.

    Why don't you show me your statement is little more than blind ignorance and explain to me ONE company that is using or has used this technology in the past other than MS?

    The subject line of the article was sensationalized just to stir up people exactly like you and you responded exactly like the puppet you apparently are.

    See, a moderator has noticed you are blossoming into a slashbot quite well and rewarded you with a Karma point. Well done, you are almost to the point were Slashdot does all your thinking for you.

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    1. Re:10 karma points for groupthink auto-response by Flower · · Score: 1

      Did read the patent and it still hasn't crossed over the hurdle that what they describe is so innovative or advances the state-of-the-art that it deserves a patent. My iRiver has three buttons that depending on how long you hold them down or how many times you press them makes my MP3 player do different things. That you can advance that concept to a datebook or recording software on a PDA isn't pushing the envelope. Period. EOF *click*

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    2. Re:10 karma points for groupthink auto-response by metallicagoaltender · · Score: 1

      MS WAS NOT GRANTED A PATENT FOR DOUBLE CLICK.

      And would you care to point out where in my post I used the term "Double click" or any derivative of that?

      OK then. :-)

  124. LCD Watches have been doing this forever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (@#*$& Morons at patent office. Holding the button on most LCD watches for a long time switches them to "set" mode, or "reset" function mode. That is prior art for sure.

  125. Apocalypse Now by flechette_indigo · · Score: 1

    Silly laws cause disrespect for the legal system, but the legal system depends on our respect to function. They sow the seeds of their own destruction.

  126. What can we do? by SenFo · · Score: 1

    Like so many of the people reading this, I don't want to sit around and let this happen in front of me. What can we do to put an end to this patent madness?

  127. Obligatory by mrgsd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In Soviet Russia, double-clicking patents Microsoft!

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  128. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget about reading the article. It looks like jackb_guppy and his moderators aren't even reading the submission text. The multiple clicks case is specifically mentioned.

  129. Most GUIs made before Windows ever hit the market by Felinoid · · Score: 3, Informative

    The dubble click behavure was enherited from a number of GUIs that existed before Windows ever hit the market and I believe it wasn't included in the inital release of Windows.

    The history of it is something like this:
    A number of systems hit the market. MacOs is successful with a single button mouse.
    Other GUIs hit the PC and Geos for the Commodore, Atari TOS for the ST, Amgia Os for the Amiga.
    Most systems had two button mice. However MacOs users had 1 button and Commodore 64 users had 1 button joysticks standing in for mice (two button mouse available).

    MacOs started to get the reputation of being limited. The single button wasn't enough. To keep up Apple added the dubble click to permit additional behavure. A software hack for a second button. This is not to say MacOs WAS limited but streat talk vs real world has always been on entirely diffrent plains of existence.

    At some point Microsoft addopted the behavure into Windows. There was no preticulare advantage to be gained by this.

    You will notice that Microsofts patent is on the default fuction where as MacOs uses the dubble click as the "second button" (if I remember correctly).

    This is nothing to be proud of.

    However The Commodore 64s Geos used (if memory serves) single click to be "select" for cut and paist and dubble click for default fuction (activate the icon, open file, run the application) before Microsoft included this behaubure into Windows.

    Sing with me "Prior art"

    The dubble click was created to solve a problem found in systems using a single button for a pointer device. Microsoft Windows had no preticulare reason for addopting the dubble click other than to mimic the behavure of MacOs.

    This patent should read.
    "The hacks implemented in OTHER operating systems copied into Windows to no advantage to the end user."

    Unix Window managers typlicly rely on having 2 to 4 mouse buttons and don't use the dubble click byond mimicing the behavure of Microsoft Windows.

    Patent suggestion for RedHat: Dubble click mask:
    The software technique where a second click done shortly after the first click is "tossed out" this would continue for a third and forth click as well. That if a user clicks an icon many times (nervous habbit) the Window manager reads only 1 click and ejects the rest.

    Tech support horror storys:
    Tech: Single left click
    User: (Click Click) It openned the app
    Tech: Close the app. Don't dubble click. Single left click
    User: (Click Click)

    With Dubble click mask
    Tech: :Left click
    User: (Click click click click) It worked.
    (All the clicks being read as 1 click becouse that is all the user should have done)

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  130. what about radio buttons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about the memory buttons on a digital car radio? You press it a short time and the radio jumps to the previously stored station. Hold the button and it reprograms the setting. Isn't this the same thing? Don't modern radios qualify as a limited resource computing device?

    what the heck, the receiver in my home theatre works the same way. then there's the cell phone keypad. press it once and it's a digit, hold it down and its a speed dial.

  131. Ass patent by Matheus+Villela · · Score: 1

    They need to patent the kick on theyier asses, so they can make a lot of money.

  132. "Palm-sized Computers" by billstewart · · Score: 1

    If you RTFP, they do reference Palm in their prior art section, but all through the patent description they're referring to "palm-sized computers" and similar phrasings that sound annoyingly close to "Palm". Tacky.

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  133. offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't it "so long and thanks for all the shoes?"!!! j/j :)

    1. Re:offtopic by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      No, that was Imelda Marcos ...

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  134. The name of the game is winning ... by constantnormal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... despite the dubious foundation for this flood of patents, there are really only three possible outcomes:

    1) the patent goes unchallenged, thus Microsoft wins by achieving a license to rape and pillage. (unlikely)

    2) the patent is challenged, and Microsoft wins, thus strengthening their license to rape and pillage. (unlikely)

    3) the patent is challenged and Microsoft loses the challenge, but still wins by weakening the opposition due to the opposition having to spend a larger fraction of their working capital than Microsoft in this non-productive activity. In areas of the marketplace where there is not a large healthy corporation to oppose them, they drive the competition out via the competitors' inability to afford the Microsoft tax of continuous legal action.

    The ability of monopolies to buy into the poker game and use their near-limitless wealth to drive the competition out of the game by raising the stakes beyond their opponents' ability to call is one reason why monopolies used to have strict controls placed on them or be broken up. They are beyond the reach of the checks and balances of the free marketplace.

  135. the Timex-Microsoft watch PDA by whovian · · Score: 2, Informative
    Recalling that wristwatches used to come with calculators built in, I thought it plausible that somebody had long come up with the idea of built-in address books or some-such. Looks as if Microsoft may have some ground here.

    Check out this link that implies about 1997! Article reproduced shamelessly below.

    Tue, May 28 2002, 22:07:55
    By Ronny Ko
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    About five years ago, Microsoft and Timex introduced one of the first consumer PDAs. Although it was convoluted and hard to use, it was still a good start. Five years later, Fossil, a brand of watches has taken another step by introducing the first full consumer PDA-based watch. In this review, we take a look at the pros and cons.

    WristPDA is the first watch to run on the Palm operating system. The idea is very simple. Instead of carrying your Palm Pilot everywhere, you can download your contacts and appointment directly into your watch. By doing this, you'll never miss another appointment and always have your contacts at your wrist - anytime, anywhere.

    The watch comes with an address book, date book, to-do list and memo pad. These are not your full-featured applications since the watch doesn't come with a touch screen. Because of its small screen not a lot of information can be displayed.

    When the watch arrived to our labs, our first impressions were that it was a nice looking watch in spite of the fact that it is rather big. Its case size was 44 mm x 50 mm x 15 mm.

    When we started pressing the buttons, we immediately notice how hard they are. Firstly, they do not offer tactile feedback. Secondly, the forward and back buttons were hidden away as part of the aesthetics causing us to wonder how we'd navigate around them until we read the manuals. For something this small, it should be quite intuitive.

    Unlike the Palm Pilot, the watch comes with a wimpy 8-bit Epson processor. When we loaded the date book in order to check our appointments, it takes a good 45 seconds to load and swift between days. This kind of performance is not good enough for someone who's on the go.

    On the bright side, the address book, to-do and memo pad performed adequately since records are displayed quickly.

    Fossil has made an interesting compromise for the WristPDA. Instead of building a data transfer port like a cradle, information is transferred in and out of WristPDA via its built-in infrared port. This means that you'd need to use your Palm Pilot in order to transfer information. When we transferred 250 addresses, two weeks' of appointments, memos and to-do lists. The information transfer took over 30 minutes to complete. At times, we were wondering whether the Palm Pilot and WristPDA were working at all since there was not task update bar.

    Sometimes the little things make all the difference. And, that's no different for WristPDA. The included Palm application allows you to customize how WristPDA displays data for clock and date. There are four different faces that you can choose and transfer to the watch.

    Another great feature is the fact that the watch is water resistant for up to 30 meters.
    Thanks to its built-in infrared port, users can use the watch to transfer and store up to 20 business cards.

    The watch comes with two lithium coin batteries which can last up to 3 months. After three months, you'll have to spend at least $7 in order to replace those batteries.

    Conclusion:

    Overall, WristPDA is a great idea. I have always wondered when someone would come up with an intergrated PDA in a watch. It's a great first start but it still needs a lot of work particularly on the buttons and interface navigation.

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  136. Morse code? by incom · · Score: 1

    So they are patenting morse code then?

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  137. hardware device only... by kumachan · · Score: 1

    Phew! This is for a hardware device only.

    Thank god my mouse is made of software

  138. Press and hold is used on the Mac by nickovs · · Score: 5, Informative

    Press and hold on your mouse might not do anything but it does on mine, and has done for years. It brings up the context menu on the Mac without you having to use the ctrl key. Not only has this been the case on the Mac for many years but I seem to recall it worked last time I used a Xerox Star system (which was a very long time ago indeed).

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    1. Re:Press and hold is used on the Mac by sabernet · · Score: 1

      if I tap and hold on my taskbar on my cassiopeia, I get the menu.

    2. Re:Press and hold is used on the Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's funny about that is that it actually was a Microsoft innovation.

      The first application to pop up the contextual menu when holding down the mouse button was Internet Explorer for the Mac. Only later was it adopted by the OS (in certain places) and possibly other applications on their own.

    3. Re:Press and hold is used on the Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...version 4 or 4.5.

    4. Re:Press and hold is used on the Mac by grenaria · · Score: 1

      Don't know about you, but I would consider a Mac with a one button mouse as 'hardware limited', so that is definetly prior art.

    5. Re:Press and hold is used on the Mac by CptrMath · · Score: 1

      For those of us who still use XView, the Linux implementation of OpenLook (olvwm), press-and-hold is also an every-day event. It brings up the application menu.

  139. Revised or... by Trillan · · Score: 1

    ...patented.

  140. Forget Xerox and Apple by DaChesserCat · · Score: 1

    For reference to prior art, just look to Samuel Morse (as in Morse Code). I mean, he developed an entire alphabet based on patterns of short and long clicks. It had different meanings for multiple clicks of various durations.

    Before Microsoft claims license fees on this one, they better get the license from Morse's estate. If, that is, it hasn't gone into public domain.

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  141. Excuse me by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    But I think Apple came out with the mouse first. Doesn't prior art still count? All mice do the same thing.

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    1. Re:Excuse me by krisguy · · Score: 1

      Xerox PARC made the mouse and the GUI, Apple just refined the idea to make it easy.

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  142. Morse Code as Prior Art ? by Kaotiq · · Score: 1

    When I first read this story that was my very first thought, its using a subset of Morse code to communicate with the device.

    Maybe I just need more Coffee.

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  143. Why not a really good Petition by theirpuppet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't be the first to think of this, but here goes.

    - Compile a fair amount of evidence showing how the US Patent Office has really messed things up (eg, Amazon, this patent, and many other good ones)
    - Present that to the EU signed by thousands of EU citizens

    I know that there have been Open Letters and other activites, but why not do their homework for them? Show them why Patent Systems, like the one in the US, suck poopy and abridge the rights of innovators and honest business. Litigation is good for rich lawyers and nothing else. It is NOT good for humanity.

    Yeah yeah, I have no legal background so I couldn't do it myself. So I ask others. Hang me. Or better yet, get a patent on not knowing everything and then sue me.

  144. recurssion? by samrichards · · Score: 0, Troll

    i'm sorry - your sig doesn't sit well with me ...

    "to understand recurssion, you must first understand recurssion"

    (something like that)

    unfortunately, the recurssion you've described is never ending - an infinite loop. for recurssion to be of any use, it must have a terminating condition so that eventually it will cease to call on itself and perhaps instead bubble up a useful result.

    i'm sure you know this, and after all, this is the humour of your sig - the recurssion is never ending, and if someone were to truly try and work out how recurssion works using it they would either end up falling asleep out of exhaustion or get bored.

    however, the real reason it bugs me is because it isn't true. for one to have to understand recurssion, they would first need to be aware of the concepts of structured programming (sequence, selection, iteration) and then the idea of function calls and then the theory behind run time stacks.

    this is incredibly off topic - no offence intended, i'm just sleepy and prattling on. i'm sure you actually knew this and really i'm just being dumb.

    let's see me get modded off-topic for my sins anyways.

    ciao!

    1. Re:recurssion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I'd mod you down for not using one single capital letter. :-)

      You sound like an undergraduate CS major who has never taken any computer theory classes. Just because sequence doesn't terminate doesn't make it useless. To me that's like saying real numbers are useless because they are uncountable. Sure, I don't want to wait for an infinite loop to finish, but I also don't have to know the last digit of pi for it to be useful.

      I'm to old for this.

    2. Re:recurssion? by black+mariah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have a certain kind of desperation in your life. I prescribed going outside.

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  145. Even a news community needs editorial standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The members of the Slashdot community who vet the article submissions need to be horsewhipped.

    Yes, indeed, the Sydney Morning Herald has reported that "Microsoft has been granted a patent on the double-click by the US Patents and Trademark Office". Yes, indeed, anyone who knows how to interpret patents can glance at the patent claims and see that the article was written by a reporter who doesn't have a clue.

    Then the fun begins, as the article is posted to Slashdot, and the raving loonies cry havok, and let loose the whining of "it's the end of the world" and "what, us file a request for reexamination?!"

    I practice patent law. I like to read the opinions on Slashdot, but I am --->| this close to never reading another patent news item again because both the item and the commentary are almost inevitably content free.

    The sad fact is, few people on Slashdot understand patents, trademarks and copyrights, and even fewer people care that they do not. If a submission claimed that SpaceShipOne was going to achieve orbit by burning 100 lbs of pure hydrogen peroxide in some incredibly efficient manner, odds are it wouldn't be posted, and if it were, people would be crawling out of the woodwork to criticize the lack of research, the abomination of chemisty, and the impossibility of the physics. Yet almost nobody takes the time to know what the laws of their own country, the ones that they seemingly criticize daily, actually permit or forbid.

    This community needs to stop and reconsider its standards. Lobbiests drive Washington, but it's not all about the money. It's also about people who put the time, effort and research into presenting an informed, coherent, and considered argument for their point of view, EVEN IF IT IS "WRONG".

    You will never fix this system if you're the political equivalent of the crazy guy in the subway. The misconceptions destroy your credibility, and it's easier to ignore you than to attempt to separate the wheat from the chaff.

  146. Limited domain gets you a patent? by steveha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We've seen too many patents where everybody already does X, and the patent is to "do X on the Internet".

    Or the recent patent on burning a CD of a concert, the same night as the concert and selling it after the concert. There's prior art on making music CDs -- but I guess you can patent making CDs in a specific situation.

    Now double-clicking isn't patented, but double-clicking the hardware buttons on a PDA is patented.

    So we can just patent anything if we specify a narrow domain and apply it there?

    I suggest we patent double-clicking with a mouse... on an application with a "metal" skin that looks like a PDA. (Meh. Maybe Microsoft's patent would already cover this one!)

    How about patenting the idea of recording a DVD of your vacation... while on vacation.

    How about patenting the idea of an SQL database... on a PDA.

    How about patenting video conferencing... on a PDA.

    It's stupid, but the pattern suggests this might be possible. Start filing your applications now!

    steveha

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  147. Holding your mouth patent. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm patenting the technique of holding your mouth just right when you move the mouse around in games to score better points. All you hard core gamers out there are gonna owe me big time.

  148. Um, Gaming? by Jameth · · Score: 1

    It's time the people looking at these patents realized that there have been limited resource gaming platforms for a while. And, yes, I do have different results on a GameBoy depending on how I click the button.

  149. This is good though... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The more useless trivial patents the merrier. Eventually everyone will sue each other over completely ridiculous claims [e.g. optimized for-loop ;-)] and legislation will be not only demanded but simply required to deal with the mess.

    I say go out and grab yourself a useless patent if you can afford it. You're doing your civic duty!

    Tom

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  150. The cookie, the spyware or the action by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

    which are they patening?

  151. who else? by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, sure. Who else would be dumb enough to try to patent double clicking? Excluding people from useful ideas is what Microsoft has always been about. From Bill Gate's infamous "open letter" in 1976, they have been champions of the NDA and destructive selfishness. The only surprise is that the US granted them what they asked for.

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    1. Re:who else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      To get an idea of what I'm talking about, check this post out. I mean, this is an article about email disclaimers, right? The parent of the post is complaining about the ads in the linked page and so on, and twitter actually goes off on a rant to blame it on Microsoft.

      Here's another. In this post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.

      More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?

      FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more

  152. Prior Art: Metal Gear Solid 2 by Halcyon-X · · Score: 1

    Actually this patent is on an action that is performed depending on the duration of the button click. But then, this is just patenting stuff like the "Fire" button of Metal Gear Solid 2. If you press the button for a short i.e. "Normal" amount of time, the gun will fire. If you press the button for a longer time, your finger will "ease" off the trigger, NOT firing the gun. This gives you the option of cancelling a gun shot, or firing a gunshot. This is exactly what MS has patented. You could also define the PS2 as a limited resource computing device, since you can't upgrade it.

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  153. What kind or retards work at the PTO??? by johnny_sas · · Score: 1

    I mean, really! WTF! There was a video of a 1960's video of a professor demonstrating the mouse concept. HTF did they miss that??????????

    1. Re:What kind or retards work at the PTO??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That presentation did not mention anything about double-clicking or anything like what's described

    2. Re:What kind or retards work at the PTO??? by johnny_sas · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not but to someone 'versed in the art' (which this guy certainly was) doing something different with more "clicks" would be obvious. Or if not to him, to someone that saw it. And I don't believe for a second that someone didn't do it (history has proven that, look at how we use computers now), or that this BS application dates from before that!

  154. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by nonameisgood · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lights at certain airports also activate with two or multiple clicks of the radio mic.

    And we know that Apple's use of the double click predates this, and I am certain was pre-dated by others.

    It never ceases to amaze me how stupid certain government employee can be.

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  155. Previous Work by cryonv · · Score: 1

    Hmmm....

    Previous work exists in GemStar's Graphical environment. :)
    Maybe even some of the Amiga Workbenches can predate this.

    Gotta give them the credit for trying though...

  156. I'm going to patent by NSupremo · · Score: 0

    The front to back motion you use when you wipe you ass

    click that shit, mofo

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  157. This is your ass... on a plate by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    Quick! Prove you're not a complete dipshit! What's the difference between a civil case and a criminal case?

    Holy shit! I just drank half a bottle of Whiskey and a bottle of Ale and STILL managed to hand you your ass on a plate!

    Well... unless civil lawsuits can now result in death penalties... but I don't think that's the case.

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    1. Re:This is your ass... on a plate by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      hey smart-ass. did I mention civil cases? nope. i mentioned "sane courts and legal systems".

      and is a civil case (jane doe vs mc donalds over hot coffee) results in a fils of XX milion dollars that system is sick aswell.

      why? because every moron should know hot coffee is hot. it's supposed to be that way. and if you don't onderstand that you should get locked up, not rewared.

      now you can have my ass. thank you.

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  158. They can't do that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can have so many patents that they have to start holding them in their asscracks.

    ....because I hold the patent for holding stuff in an asscrack. In fact, I'm already holding that very patent in my own asscrack right now.

  159. Prior Art by mercuryresearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hide in plain sight, they say. There was probably prior art sitting on the examiner's wrist.

    I think just about every digital watch I've ever owned has had multi-mode pushbuttons that work EXACTLY this way. To set the time on my Timex I've had for ~ ten years, I hold down one button an extended duration. Two pushes sets a different timing mode.

    It's definitely resource limited.

    It's an application-specific digital computing device.

    Seems to meet the patent criteria. Maybe someone should call Timex to dust off their patent portfolio.

  160. Repost ... by ltm · · Score: 1

    Curious about other Slashdot articles about silly patents, I searched, and it turns out we've talked about this patent before.

    1. Re:Repost ... by dthree · · Score: 1

      We have short attention spans, though. That was a long time ago.

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  161. consider this by noelo · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be more useful for microsoft to have a patent on people punching the keyboard when windows locks up....Imagine the money at 5c per punch...

    1. Re:consider this by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it make more sense if a Windows user group patented that? It could be the greatest pyramid scheme ever and would immediately make instability financially rewarding, i.e. a feature. Or maybe I just haven't had my coffee yet.

  162. this revolutionary technology by pb · · Score: 1

    is already built into many motherboards, for example. Press the power button, and it will do a soft power down. Hold it for a while, and it will do a hard power down.

    Similar concepts have been used in the past, like morse code, binary, the ENIAC (which had ten distinct states!), the visual spectrum of light, and Paul Revere's ride (which actually *was* revolutionary).

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  163. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  164. 2-button mouse by zlel · · Score: 1

    Wait, has anybody pantented the two-button and three-button mouse yet? Or the one button mouse for that matter?

  165. Digital Watches? by tigertiger · · Score: 2, Informative
    If you pressed it once, something happened. If you pressed it twice in quick succession, something else happened, and if you held it in for 5 seconds, the device would reset.
    Digital watches have been controlled in this way for decades...
  166. An issued patent is presumed valid by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 1
    So your "prior art" means jack squat until someone else tries to invalidate the patent. It's not like the PTO says "oops, our bad, the patent is invalid." Someone else has to sue/get sued and bring it up.

    -truth

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  167. Weblications by smagruder · · Score: 1

    Since most applications are moving to the web or mobile devices ultimately, where single clicks reign, what's there to be upset about?

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  168. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

    Sheesh. As if double click wasn't annoying and contrived enough. How about as many as five clicks, and the duration varies between long and short clicks? Is there a prior art in this, like freaking MORSE CODE?

  169. Welcome.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to our nightmare.

  170. If you didn't think Mircosoft was evil before... by obey13 · · Score: 1

    From the Article:
    Microsoft said last year that it would be seeking to improve earnings from technology which it claims it invented and would be using its patent portfolio to do so.
    This is just all a horrible scheme to make some extra money, from an idea they have no real claim to.

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  171. Things Microsoft should be patenting... by nbahi15 · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Ctrl-Alt-Del
    2) Rebooting after installing an application
    3) Powering the computer on
    4) The arrow pointer for the mouse
    5) The hourglass

    1. Re:Things Microsoft should be patenting... by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      6) Profit!

      (Holy shit, it's actually sort of funny this time!)

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    2. Re:Things Microsoft should be patenting... by timminator · · Score: 1

      6) Belly Buttons
      7) New definitions for the word "innovation"
      8) Copy and Paste
      9) Macintosh
      10) The Alphabet

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    3. Re:Things Microsoft should be patenting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSOD?

  172. You wish! by Trejkaz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You wish every other app could do it. Firefox sure as hell can't!

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    1. Re:You wish! by timothv · · Score: 1

      Windows firefox can.

    2. Re:You wish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      write a plugin then.

    3. Re:You wish! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      So can Linux firefox (I just tested it)

    4. Re:You wish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if(complaint.getTotalTime() <= fix.getTotalTime()){
      complaint.loop();
      }
      else {
      complaint.setVolume(loud)
      complaint.loop();
      }

    5. Re:You wish! by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Well, it takes me three clicks to select an entire line of text in Firefox. So would that qualify as prior art for the triple-click? I mean, Firefox 0.8 has been around since before this patent, right?

    6. Re:You wish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is proof that /. needs a "-1 Wrong" moderation.

    7. Re:You wish! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I think all this is besides the point though. The double click was around many, many, many years before this patent. But the patent says this is for hardware buttons. So the real prior art is probably the Newton.

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    8. Re:You wish! by LittleBigLui · · Score: 2, Funny
      But the patent says this is for hardware buttons


      My mouse has hardware buttons.
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    9. Re:You wish! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Yet you are pressing software buttons with it. There is a difference.

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    10. Re:You wish! by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      Still, i double-press the physical button to get a specific reaction from the software. Nothing different to that application button on the PocketPC, except that the action there doesn't have the context of a pointer with a position.

      But of course, innovation would come to a grinding halt if a corporation couldn't get a 20-year monopoly on old concepts applied in slightly new-ish contexts, so we're better of now anyways. (Cynicism not directed at you.)

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    11. Re:You wish! by marcansoft · · Score: 1

      Then the patent must be invalid, since if you move the mouse while doubleclicking it doesn't work e.g. it must stay on the same button/icon/whatever. Shouldn't it?

    12. Re:You wish! by anti-trojan · · Score: 1

      As I wrote in another post, some digital watches in the 80s required you to double press a hardware button to perform some task.

  173. whoops I did again by dpilot · · Score: 1

    This looks like copyright, not patent violation.

    (I know, it's a *tiny* excerpt, fair use....for now.)

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    1. Re:whoops I did again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, the song in question is surely "Oops... I did it again". So maybe he could be sued for defamation for misquoting it, too? ;)

  174. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Triple Click...
    Quad Click...
    Qunice Click...


    And then this shit about doing it with rythm.

    How about random click where the user goes stupid and clicks their nuts/tits off out of frustration?

    Does anyone have a patent on Parkinson's disease or Epilepsy?

  175. Yea, this is stupid... by 222 · · Score: 1

    but it doesnt stand a snowballs chance in court.
    Whats really disturbing is that Monsanto vs Schmeiser actually has. Patents suck :(.

  176. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by patchmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you might be on to something here. Why complicate the human/computer interface with that silly keyboard thing? Let's simplify things by going back to that Apple mouse with one big button. You can indicate to the computer what you want it to do by tapping out various patterns with that one key! Working on a document? Just tap out the patterns for the letters you want. (short-click)(short-click)(short-click) S (long-click)(long-click)(long-click) O (short-click)(short-click)(short-click) S (Sorry, only Morse code I remember.)

  177. hard to believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    that you can get a patent for that. I just developed a long-range frequency hopping spread spectrum DAS that got FCC approval. Our attourneys didn't find anything patentable about it, but you can get a patent for double clicking? Un-real.

  178. earliest prior art by pbjones · · Score: 1

    based on the term 'hardware', then every keyboard has this feature, key repeat. press once for a single charactor, hold down for multiple characters, or Apple's use of a single key to enable different features based on the number of time the same key is pressed, was in the old accessibilty options.

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  179. Nokia 5510 prior art - was (Re:Xerox and Apple) by jon_eaves · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I call "Prior art".

    I don't know about any other phones, but my 5510 had the facility that I could press '1' and it would enter the #1, but if I held down '1' it would call the speed dial entry for #1.

    Clearly this fits into the "limited resource environment", the "hardware button" and everything else. If this isn't a very, very specific example of prior art that is meant to be covered by this patent then I'm screwed if I know what else could be.

    Yes Virginia, the patent office is staffed by morons.

    1. Re:Nokia 5510 prior art - was (Re:Xerox and Apple) by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I can verify this functionality on the Motorola V60i and 120E

    2. Re:Nokia 5510 prior art - was (Re:Xerox and Apple) by graaah · · Score: 0

      All Nokia phones have that feature. Probably many other vendors too.

    3. Re:Nokia 5510 prior art - was (Re:Xerox and Apple) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay (I haven't read the article, but) it says that clicking once, twice, thrice, can have different effects.

      On my Nokia 6610, if I am not in Smart-Text mode (or whatever the hell it is called) when I write a message, I can change the inserted character by clicking a button a certain number of times.

      (For the phone deprived:) Try it. Press 2 once, and you get 'a'. Press is twice, it becomes a 'b'. Once more within the time limit and it magically becomes a 'c'. And if you were to hold it down, it actually inserts a '2'.

    4. Re:Nokia 5510 prior art - was (Re:Xerox and Apple) by iainl · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but when writing text messages

      1 tap = a
      1 long tap = 2
      double tap = b
      triple tap = c
      quad tap = á

      This appears to cover just about everything in the entire patent.

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    5. Re:Nokia 5510 prior art - was (Re:Xerox and Apple) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't with the patent office staff, but the people making the rules.

      And politicians aren't neccessarily stupid; it may very well be in their best interest to screw us all over for campaign contributions from big business or whatever perks they're receiving.

  180. Let's see... by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    Press "A" once, get one "A"
    Press-and-hold "A", get lots of "A"s in a row
    Press "A" twice in a short period of time, get "AA"

    Nope, doesn't sound familiar at all...

    Not that the Break key wasn't used for Attention and Break-Disconnnect, nope, didn't do items 1 and 2 on a 1940's era teletype.

    Good thing you never clicked, double-clicked or click-and-dragged on the Apple Lisa in 1980-something.

    No really... I don't see the problem...

    (And welcome all of you nice E.U. folks. Your new corporate overlords from these, the Corporate States of America are beneficent and sublime masters who have only your best interests at heart. And consider carefully... have _you_ joined the Pepsi Revolution?... 8-)

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  181. "Al Gore Claimed Creation Of Internet" is a myth by Jack+Zombie · · Score: 1
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  182. This is your ass... on a plate... AGAIN by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    jane doe vs mc donalds over hot coffee

    Not bad, two in a row. Want to go for a threepeat?

    Sane courts and legal systems... hmmm. hmmm.. since civil cases are handled seperately from criminal cases.....

    Can I get an APPLE?

    APPLE!

    Can I get an ORANGE?

    ORANGE!

    Hot coffee... hot coffee. You are aware, I assume, that at the time of the lawsuit the training manual for McDonald's coffee required the coffee be maintained at a temperature no less than 180 degrees farenheight which is a mere 32 degrees below the boiling point of water? You are aware, I assume, that on sensitive skin such as that of the elderly and on children (both age groups being members of society which frequent McDonald's, mind you - one of which is a regular customer of coffee), 180 degree water can cause intense damage? I spilled their coffee on myself as a preteen, years before the lawsuit - it left burn marks for several days. I had previously spilled instant coffee on myself and it NEVER left that sort of damage. And, of course, you're conveniently ommitting the fact that the judgement was eventually reduced to less than $700k.

    Well, you've offered your ass up twice now, and twice I've handed it back to you on a silver platter. Want to go for three? I'd recommend against it. I don't really have anything against you, I'm just tired of people offering up irrelevant comparisons and BS statements to make a "point", when, in fact, they're not making any point at all as a result of thier meaningless posts.

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    1. Re:This is your ass... on a plate... AGAIN by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      Double DUH!
      1. Who doesn't know coffee is served hot?
      (if it's served cold people wil start to complain, you know)
      2. Who doesn't know hot substances can cause burns?

      BTW. You can have an apple and an orange if you want.

      I'm sorry you spilled coffee and got burnmarks, but that kind of accidente HAPPEN when you're young.

      Then there is the dog-microwave story. you shouldn't put animals in ovens to dry them in the first place.

      Where does the world go when stupidity is rewarded by the legal system?

      And to stick with the subject: if america is a nation under god, then follow his word, thou shalt not kill, but instead there are whatever excuses to have a deathpenalty.

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    2. Re:This is your ass... on a plate... AGAIN by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, not to stick with the altered subject. I'm not interested in debating the death penalty. I don't care. If you want to engage someone ELSE in that debate, fine, but it doesn't interest me and it doesn't relate to the original discussion at all. I'm also not interested in discussing theology. Believe whatever you want, just don't hurt any innocent bystanders doing it and we'll simply never cross swords (well, on that subject) or paths.

      No, you SHOULDN'T be rewarded for stupidity. However, when typically benign injuries such as accidental coffee spills put you in the hospital, you're not stupid for getting hurt. Maybe for spilling the coffee, yes, but there should be a certain expectation that the water won't be so hot that it can cause serious injury. You would have to boil water, wait 2 or 3 seconds for it to stop boiling after removing it from the heat, then pour it DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR SKIN to receive the sort of potential damage she was exposed to. I'll lay all this out for you once, and once only. Simple googling can verify these three major points (as well as the temperature data and award I quoted above):

      • The woman in question spent a week in the hospital and recieved significant reconstructive surgery as a result of the injuries.
      • The jury had much the same reaction as you're displaying now until graphic images of her injuries were shown to them.
      • McDonald's had seen several serious injuries like this before she brought the suit. They ignored them all.

      There are plenty of good examples of stupid lawsuit syndrome. This is not one of them, it's just one that makes the rounds because nobody ever bothers to look up what actually happened. Try looking up info on the idiot that put his Winebago on cruise control, walked in the back, and sued after it went off the road. That's a good example of what you're getting at.

      Despite all this, however, your original point is still entirely wrong for the simple reason that civil and criminal cases are handled entirely differently from one another.

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    3. Re:This is your ass... on a plate... AGAIN by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      my original point would have been wrong if i had made teh difference between criminal cases and civil cases. but i didn't.

      for someone who doesn't inderstand the underlaying ideas is't strange to see the contradiction. it's just an observation, no insult or whatsoever was meant.

      AFAIK the best temp to make coffee to extract the aroma etc is about 80C fot tea it's even hotter. that doesn't mean of course you have to zerve it at that temperature.

      AFAIK lids now have the text 'hot' on them. (as a result?)

      If mc donalds knew about the injuries they should have done something about it. (just like the generalmotors case.)

      moreover i think (and this is beyond the duscussion) having diner while driving is just as unsafe as calling in cars or preparing a meeting and shouldn't be done.

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  183. Re:"Al Gore Claimed Creation Of Internet" is a myt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well.. I'd say that "created" is pretty much exactly what he said: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

    I'm just glad he took that initiative. Where would Slashdot^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^the Internet be without it?

    In fact, I'd say that that commentary was entertaining but obviously politically motivated.

    Don't believe me? "Last updated: 27 September 2000" Let's see here, that's what, less than one month before the 2000 election?)

  184. Blame the USPTO by alain94040 · · Score: 1
    You want to blame the USPTO. Seriously, does it require an engineering degree to figure out that this patent application is bogus?

    Blame the Primary Examiner: Wong; Albert K.

    That's the guy you want to blame. Dear media, please, make a feature story on that guy. I want to know where he went to school, whether he is now on Microsoft's payroll, etc...

    Alain.

  185. EFF's Patent Busting Project by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    So your "prior art" means jack squat until someone else tries to invalidate the patent. It's not like the PTO says "oops, our bad, the patent is invalid."

    If you report an allegedly bogus patent to EFF, it can have the USPTO reexamine the patent and say just that.

    1. Re:EFF's Patent Busting Project by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1
      If you report an allegedly bogus patent to EFF, it can have the USPTO reexamine the patent and say just that.
      You think this would qualify as a bogus patent...?
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    2. Re:EFF's Patent Busting Project by Elektroschock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      http://kwiki.ffii.org/?Microsoft040602En Comments of FFII to this patent and link to the patent file Hartmut Pilch (president of ffii): This is not the kind of patent that we really need to be concerned about, because its main claims can be refuted with prior art. The real bad software patents are those that can not be weeded out with prior art. By granting the "double click" the US patent office has delivered one more among hundreds of thousands of examples which show that the patent examination system does not work for software. 10 years ago, patent offices and their supporters in the patent departments of IBM, AT&T etc claimed that software was just a "new technology" like any other, and that "bad patents" would soon be a thing of the past, thanks to new prior art search tools. But abstract ideas elude search tools, and software innovation is about abstraction. You just need to read the main claim of this Microsoft patent to realize this. It is a well known problem now and was well known in 1994, when the USPTO held its hearings. At that time, the big names of the US software industry, except for Microsoft, all disapproved of the USPTO's plans to legalise software patents, but the USPTO pressed ahead with its plans shortly after the hearing nonetheless. http://swpat.ffii.org/analysis/trivial/

  186. Really small 3-key PC keyboard from Microsoft by tepples · · Score: 1

    If I made a really really small PC, could I patent the "Enter" key? How about the "shift " or "control" keys?

    Microsoft has you beat there.

  187. patenting by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to patent the action of "filling out a patent application form"? I could be a millionaire.

    If that doesn't pan out, maybe I'll just patent "pissing".

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    1. Re:patenting by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Let's patent "procreation".
      $1,000 buck for every baby "procreated"...
      I'm gonna make BIG $$!

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  188. Who you gonna call? by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you don't have $2M, then all American hackers put together just might. Support EFF's Patent Busting Project.

  189. If you have no money, you die. by tepples · · Score: 1

    unless civil lawsuits can now result in death penalties

    Lose your food money to damages in a civil lawsuit, and get all your future wages garnished until the damages are paid off, and you will die of malnutrition.

  190. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by LafinJack · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean like this?

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  191. and MIT Lisp machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used lisp machines at MIT in 1979 or 80 that used double click. I'm sure MIT stole it from Xerox.

  192. Microsoft Did Not Patent Double-Clicking A Mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have read the many of the previous comments but have not yet found one that makes this point, so forgive me if I am repeating someone elses words.

    If you read the patent (URL in the post, read the english 2/3 of the way down) you will note that the patent specifically refers to PDA/Handheld devices which (In my interpretation) have hardware buttons specially set aside for launching predefined applications (One per button) in different manners.

    I find that quite stupid on the part of the Sydney Morning Herald (SMH), as I am Australian, and know that the SMH is a popular Sydney newspaper and am wondering who their sources were, and why they haven't done their research :p .

    None the less, I will notify them later when I get the chance, if someone else doesn't beat me to it :p .

    Joel.

  193. i'm not double clicking, i'm double snapping. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how about if i say i'm snapping my mouse, or pinching it, instead of clicking. the patent wouldn't cover that. i'm double pinching, or mashing. or like my mom, double smashing or crushing the mouse button.
    how about dual pinching the input roller sensor?
    that's nothing like double clicking a mouse.

    will the a/c

  194. Alright! by Geekenstein · · Score: 1

    You mean that annoying spyware ad serving company is going to be out of business soon?

  195. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah like Xerox wwwaaayyyy back in the day

  196. Invalid Pattent by Cow007 · · Score: 1

    This is an invalid patent because computers other than ones running windows (namely macs) use this to open programs as well. Its like trying to patent the caps lock key or the @ symbol. What the fuck is going on in this world, is Microsoft going to start suing apple for patent infringement now?

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  197. Nose Pickers Unite by chrisfnet · · Score: 0

    After reading all of this, I've decided to patent nose-picking. I've decided to implement a limited-use policy - it's free, up until the first knuckle; then it costs a dollar.

    Pay up!

  198. It is so obvious... by Parandor · · Score: 1

    Think about it for a second: they patent something very general on "limited resource computing devices".

    This patent definition is not going to change over the years, but the definition of "limited resource computing" will. In 4 years from now, anything that can't run longhorn may fall under this category!

    Now they have a couple of years to create a precedent where a similar patent is protected with success in the courtrooms. Precedent is law. So when the time is right, MS would be able to prevent older non-DRM hardware from selling. As a bonus they'll get people like the RIAA to fight this in court for them, so they won't even have to actually create the precedent themselves.

    Have a look at this: Microsoft courts governments in strategy shift

    I think there is a clear pattern here. However let's be honest, MS isn't the only one playing this game in recent times.

  199. Re: WHO CARES? by FooBarBlatDing · · Score: 1

    By all means, let them run amok and waste money on BS patents. Just make sure that the first time they get challenged they actually go down. If the challenge fails, THEN there's a problem.

    Wrong, actually - if they take anyone to court at all there is a problem. In the US court system, s/he who has the most gold wins (virtually always), simply because they can afford the most lawyer time, court time and delaying tactics.

    What's really going on here is putting all small developers out of business without ever having to prove anything, simply by having the legal system bankrupt them.

    Foo

  200. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    Morse code... my thoughts exactly. That ought to be enough prior art to invalidate the MS patent.

    But really it was probably a prehistoric toad-like creature that did the actual innovating. Well done, Mr. Gates, your vast enterpise has the same mental capacity as a prehistoric reptile.

  201. Give them time by blunte · · Score: 1

    Most young, rapidly growing companies don't gain their marketshare by patent litigation.

    They get big by whatever other means, and THEN when the growth stops they being looking for other revenue channels. They also look to protect their marketshare. This usually leads to patent litigation to stymie competitors and bring in settlements.

    Of course small (arguably the most innovative) companies can't begin to afford to fight, so they settle (which can mean being absorbed for a paltry sum) by the bigcorp.

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  202. More Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Seiko watch which is a "replica" of the wrist holos used in the Final Fantasy movie (The Spirits Within). (I'm geekier than you! Ha!) To set the watch, we press and hold a button. To move between functions, we simply press a button. These aren't mouse buttons, BTW.

  203. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

    Heh, IE already has a triple-click function built in :)

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  204. ancient prior art by blitz487 · · Score: 1

    Interesting, as it seems to be getting at the idea of launching different applications based on how long you hold down a hardware button,

    My car radio's preset buttons have worked like that for decades. Press briefly, and it changes the station. Press and hold, and it changes the preset. Prior art.

  205. The U.S. Patents and Trademark Office by stock · · Score: 2, Funny
    Could it be that The U.S. Patents and Trademark Office is a Microsoft owned Office ? It just demonstrates that the Patents Office is severely mallfunctioning. Several people already mentioned prior Art. Could it be the case that :
    1. the patents office staff is not really qualified?
    2. the computer network of the patents office might be running on windows?
    I imagine a windows popup with "Do you alway trust Microsoft" press [OK] or [Abort]. When selecting [OK] all patents applications from Microsoft Corp. are assigned a auto approval. An employee pressing [Abort] however might get into deep trouble, for not getting enough patent tickets passed in a single day.

    Its time we send real experienced scientists back as staff inside the Patents office. How can this happen?

    Robert

  206. Don't patent approval monkeys ever double-click?! by imkonen · · Score: 2, Funny

    The USPTO has been accused of being lazy and ignorant for their inability/unwillingness to find prior art in the past, but this one takes the cake. The stupid moron who approved this probably double clicked something to do it! Where they using stone and chisel there before July 2002?!?!?

  207. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by dcsmith · · Score: 4, Funny
    Clap On! (clap clap)

    Clap Off! (clap clap)

    Clap On, Clap Off, the Clapper!!

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  208. Prior art: by fireman+sam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If anyone is interested in some real prior art:

    When I was working for my old company (Tuxia), I wrote a linux based system called viper. This had the functionality in the program launcher where if you click on an icon a program will start. But, if you click and hold on an icon for longer than 1 second, a context menu would appear. I quit the in January 2002.

    It was mentioned in Linux devices when it was first released to the public (it was open source).

    It was hosted on www.tuxia.org (but that is now gone). I still have the source available.

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    1. Re:Prior art: by igrutje · · Score: 0

      [Déjà Vu]
      Now, did you
      - just push the button and hold it;
      - just clicked it;
      - double clicked it
      when you made the double post?

      Dennis.

    2. Re:Prior art: by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      if you click and hold on an icon for longer than 1 second, a context menu would appear

      The Zaurus's OS (QPE) does something similar to this aswell.

    3. Re:Prior art: by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      Er, that would be the Zaurus's GUI ...

      To early in the morning for me to be commenting on Slashdot! Bring ... not ... working.

  209. Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft was granted a patent for double-clicking on April 27

    So we have to pay MS for double-clicking on April 27. Big deal: there are still 364 free double-clicking days left!

  210. prior art - 1837 by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    time varying clicks came in with Morse code and the telegraph, patented 1837. MS Numbnuts.

  211. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Tripple click is used to highlight a whole line of text. These things are useful, amusingly enough.

  212. Re:We really need new ppl accepting/rejecting stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    yeah...but we read about it 2 yrs ago, last week, and again today....laugh.


    What makes me laugh is when someone feels compelled to point out the dupes. There's always someone who has this burning need.
  213. Re:"Al Gore Claimed Creation Of Internet" is a myt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aaaaah, don't you just love sound of a whip on dead horse flesh? It sounds like me whipping your mom last night.

  214. Re:Don't patent approval monkeys ever double-click by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

    Actually such prior must be found "before" the patent filing date, not the patent approval date. Filing for a patent is an guarantee way that you get to keep your invention (assuming no prior art) even if someone "invented" the same thing during the patent period and claim it as being a prior art just to screw you over.

    But in this specific case... I'm very tempted to go work in the patent office so I can help them review the case before some idiot put their stamp of approval on it...
    JEEZE! Double click patents?

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  215. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Haha.

    That doesn't surprise me at all. Pretty soon we'll see Microsoft trying to get a copyright on the damn taskbar...

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  216. huh? by POds · · Score: 1

    wasnt there a patent turned down not long ago for icons because it was deemed to similar to buttons or served the same purpose...

    Isnt clicking on a mouse even more like this? If a patent for icons can not be held, how can this be?

    Also, how can microsoft get a patent for this when its been in use in Operating system for years... Apple and AmigaOS comes to mind.

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  217. limited resource computing devices? by zrobotics · · Score: 1

    sounds like my pc....

  218. limited resource problems by zrobotics · · Score: 1

    How, exactly, do you determine if a device is "resource limited?" Some of the early PC's had less computing power than a current Palm device, but they certainly weren't resource limited in their day.

  219. Let sleeping USPO officials lie... by thejuggler · · Score: 1

    Don't let them wake up... they'll just approve more of these inane patents faster! They do less damage when they are a sleep and take 15 years to finally approve a patent.

    Is it too late to patent a process for heating one or more large planetary objects by using a large ball of hydrogen that is actively engaging in nuclear fusion to produce heat and light?

  220. Cheap way to get patents revoked by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is possible to request that the USPTO re-examine a patent. This does not require suing (and technically, I believe, does not even require a lawyer).

    I believe that there are some fees, but I could not find the cost of a inter partes or ex parte reexamination on the USPTO web site (and would appreciate anyone that knows posting -- I'm talking about the cost sans any associated legal costs, if someone gets a law firm to do this).

    The re-examination usually relies on new prior art being brought to light.

    I'd like to see this system modified to impose the fee (perhaps with some multiplier) on the *patent filer* if the reexamination finds that the patent is indeed invalid, rather than on the party requesting the reexamination. If the process of requesting patent reexamination was streamlined and made zero-cost (if you're correct), this would effectively eliminate the problem of bogus patents.

  221. Hayes Triple-click by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    What about the Hayes modem command patent 4,549,302 which uses a pause, three +, and another pause? Close enough to a multiple click with significant pauses?

  222. Neener neener by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bah, screw you Microsoft. Who needs your filthy patented double-clicks anyway?

    From now on, I'll be opening my applications and documents by using the free and unrestricted method of triple-clicking! Try to stop me now, dirty oppressers!

    Viva la triple-click. Hear my mouse yell "1 click, 2 click......."...er..damn it!!!!

    1. Re:Neener neener by BokLM · · Score: 1

      triple-click is also patented as they patented "the application button pressed multiple times within a short period of time".

  223. Patent belongs to God by darkgray · · Score: 2, Funny
    Somehow this reminded me of when I first gained access to female sexual activities.

    There's a hidden button on women which, if pressed properly, generates various responses. Click once for a slap, twice for a moan, or keep on clicking for more amusing results and sound effects.

    And with my dear mother watching The Bachelor religiously, "limited resource computing devices" isn't all that bad a description.

    1. Re:Patent belongs to God by Rassendyll · · Score: 1

      This has got to be one of the ten most amusing posts that I've read on slashdot! hehheh

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  224. Prior art here: by fireman+sam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (This is a repost... I was in a hurry before so I think I didn't hit submit after preview...)

    While working for a company called Tuxia (www.tuxia.com) I wrote a Linux based system for the iPAQ called viper. The file manager and program launcher had the following functionality:

    1. Click on an icon and start the program
    2. Click and hold on an icon for over 1 second and a context menu appears.

    The software was open source and hosted at www.tuxia.org (since died).

    I just did a quick google and announcement dates are from 2001. google +"tuxia" +"viper"

    BTW. Viper was the first system for the iPAQ to include an RDP client. Pocket PC 2002 introduced an RDP client.

    I think Bill was watching me

    If anyone is interested, I still have the source somewhere.

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    1. Re:Prior art here: by taj · · Score: 2, Informative

      The wayback machine will have archives of tuxia.org if you are interested.

      archive.org for tuxia.org

      Handy place when you are looking for prior art.

    2. Re:Prior art here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is only relevant if it can be shown that tuxia released information on this system prior to Microsoft starting work on its system. Tuxia could probably have patented it, but didn't and if Microsoft started work on its system prior to any public announcement of tuxia's work then the patent is still valid, AFAIK.

  225. Why don't they cut to the chase? by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is really wasting time with these trivial tertiary patents. They could lock up the market pretty fast by patenting the On/Off switch so that only Microsoft Computers(TM) could use one. They shouldn't let their innovation slip away!

  226. Re:We really need new ppl accepting/rejecting stor by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

    and those who feel the compelling need to post anonymously. I'm pointing out it's a THIRD dupe and a week late. It's also the first time I've ever posted about a dupe. So avoid your need to post as AC to first time ppl doing a pet peeve of yours.

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  227. Who do we fire? by im+a+fucking+coward · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of fucking about with this obnoxious shit. Who do we fire, stab, blow up to stop these outrages? I'm bored with lots of free time...

  228. Error #10537: wrong patent by hdante · · Score: 3, Funny

    They asked for the wrong patent. The correct one is called:

    "Key sequence for setting the system in a sane state: Ctrl+Alt+Del"

  229. Just make the mouse make a different noise. by Port-0 · · Score: 0

    So double clicking is patented.

    Add a speaker to the mouse then it could make any sound you wanted when the button is pressed. Sure someone will eventually patent the "double boing", but there are more sounds available than anyone would reasonably be able to patent. What if the sound is copyrighted, could it be patented then? I suppose the RIAA would get involved then, and sue for having a mouse "beat it, beat it" Though with Michael Jackson in jail, maybe it wouldn't have enough value to pursue.

  230. This is ridiculous by dindi · · Score: 1

    i am not going to get into details since last time when i told people SHOULD IGNORE patents like this i got modded down like hell ...

    anyway, I have to tell it again, that whoever accepts and enforces patents like that is a MORON ...
    any application that uses a "whel like" patent should be reverse engineered, decompiled and rewritten open source with a distribution source that cannot be shut down by authorities that enforce/approve crap like that ...

    common knowledge methods, filesystems, and document formats should not be copyrighted and accepted copyright for ....

    had to say this sorry ... mod me down if you want ...

  231. touchpad by manon · · Score: 1

    From now on, I'll only tab my touchpad twice. That isn't a button, right?

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  232. Double Click patent by yoder · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will last until there is nothing left to patent. Then they will decide the RIAA had the right idea all along and everyone from Microsoft to Walmart will turn to suing their customers as their main revenue stream.

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  233. Minstry of SIlly Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see the Ministry of Silly Walks has taken over the patent process.

  234. Does this mean KDE can't double click anymore? by tutwabee · · Score: 1

    KDE uses double click. Hopefully Bill won't notice.

  235. Hmm... this could take a while by MachDelta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, its gonna be a pain in the ass to type out "Small A with a Diaeresis" every time I need one of these stupid things: ä

    1. Re:Hmm... this could take a while by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Maybe we should put two buttons on the mouse.

    2. Re:Hmm... this could take a while by Naepustus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it's not. There already is an international Morse code for that: .-.-

      ö is ---.
      å is .--.-

      Just so you know.

    3. Re:Hmm... this could take a while by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should put two buttons on the mouse.

      Careful there. You'd better first do a thorough patent search to make sure that Microsoft doesn't already hold the patent on the idea.

      Come to think of it, maybe this is why unix systems normally come with 3-button mice, to avoid infringing on MS's mouse design. And maybe it would be a good idea to patent the 3-button mouse quickly, before MS does, and release it under the GPL.

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  236. Amiga was first by lexus99 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I cannot believe it has not been brought up, but actually, I think, the Amiga had double-clicking before Microsoft. Sure, the Apple GUI and the Amiga GUI were very close in releases (Apple was a bit earlier), but the Apple was only single-click at that time. The Amiga was always double click from the get-go.

    Not sure when the Atari 800 came out, but if memory serves me correct, the same guy (Jay Minor) who built the Amiga designed the Atari 800 as well. Amiga History

    1. Re:Amiga was first by tw1st3d · · Score: 1

      My first computer was an Atari 800. No GUI there. But the 520ST and 1040ST were the first from that company to use a GUI. TOS wasn't exactly brilliance and more of a copycat combo of Amiga and Mac, but it sure did make using those first generation MIDI programs a snap. All I really got to say about this whole patent thing is: who was the phuqtard that issued that patent?? Yeah, obviously someone forgot to think about Amiga.

  237. Truth will out by Kaseijin · · Score: 1
    I can't recall ever hearing about Microsoft even threatening a patent lawsuit, and I'm sure it would get out if they did.
    Then you probably can't recall ever hearing about a program named VirtualDub. That's the most readily verifiable example I know; other situations have been handled more discreetly.
    I'm no MS apologist, but I believe in giving them all the acclaim for the ethical things they get right as I can.
    Even had Microsoft never enforced any of its patents, few people could afford to invest significantly in a project that could be shut down at a whim--and since Microsoft has used its patents offensively, ignoring them is not a prudent course. A truly "defensive" patent would be licensed royalty-free and on the sole condition that the license is revoked if the licensee sues the licensor for patent infringement, and that still would be an abuse of the patent system.
    1. Re:Truth will out by Politas · · Score: 1

      Ah, now that you mention it, I do have a vague recollection of that.

      You make some very good points that needed to be discussed, apart from the regular "Yet another ridiculous, obvious patent" comments.

      What a shame. Just when I was thinking there was something decent about Microsoft's behaviour.

      Hang on, how would what you describe at the end there still be an abuse of the patent system? Can you think of any other way to avoid being hurt by patents?

      I would call that an ethical use of the patent system, while still maintaining that the patent system is severly broken, and needs a major overhaul.

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  238. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    quickly, i'm now filing a patent for moving the mouse over mouse pad or any surface for that matter!!

  239. USPTO STRIKES AGAIN! by crusher-1 · · Score: 1

    This is what we get when you have a "Cotton Gin" mindset trying to comprehend modern technology.

    M$ is banking on those at the PTO not having the slightest knowledge of the technology. Pair this with the PTO specific jargon and it is a pretty safe bet that those making the decision as to who gets what in terms of a pertinent technologies will not make the connection, and you can forget about any inkling of "prior" art being put into the equation - that is until someone else does it for them (that is point the PTO to pre-existing patents/technologies).

  240. Priory art or: My way or the Yahweh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What carries more authority than a biblical precedent? Moses struck the stone twice to summon water

  241. Yeah, for _your_ comment. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    If you mean "this" as in your own post, then yes. It does. Triple-clicking in Firefox only selects a line, not a paragraph.

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  242. Somehow I know by iamthetru7h · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this will will get shot down if it's ever 'enforced' legally. I recall using the Apple IIgs and certain applications had a rather Macintosh OS Finder like interface. And one had to double click things to make 'things' happen. IE: Launch an application etc. So prior art will shoot them in the face... then again, Microsoft invented the internet, the GUI, and viruses... so might as well say the invented religion, politics and the world as well. Stupid patent office, somebody seriously needs to beat down whoever runs that joint.

  243. No it can't. I'm using it right now. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    No, Windows Firefox selects a line when you triple-click, not a paragraph. I'm using it right now, so I can post a screenshot if you really want proof. Although you appear to use it yourself, so you could perhaps try it before mouthing off next time. :-)

    Oh, this is also version 0.8. Perhaps the feature existed in an earlier version and you are on the earlier one still. I won't rule out that possibility.

    Anyway it would be really nice if it did select the whole paragraph...

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  244. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    ...Which is an idea they took from the many varied X-windows iconbox utilities.

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  245. Slashdot articles can be very trollish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stick your finger up your nose once, and it comes out green. That's "launching an application." See claim 69, thirty-fifth line. If you stick it in twice for more than ten seconds, and do that within five seconds of the time it turned green, it comes out red, which is "opening a new note." See claim 69, line 108.

  246. baad by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

    this is going to impair my UT rocket skillz.

  247. Palm has this with the m500 by axek · · Score: 1

    The power button on my Palm m500 can either be pressed quickly to turn on or off or held down for the backlight to come on.

    I picked up my m500 in 2001.

  248. cripes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like I said. P.S. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.

  249. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by rabidcow · · Score: 3, Informative

    Heh, IE already has a triple-click function built in :)

    So does Mozilla Firefox. And Word. And SciTE.

    It's a common feature wherever there are large amounts of selectable text:
    - single click positions caret
    - double click selects word
    - triple click selects line/paragraph

  250. I can't believe this is true by rspress · · Score: 1

    If it is they are probably going after Apple for the transparent window patent.

    Problem is that if challenged they will lose. Apple had it first.

  251. let's mock stupid copyright laws too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I wish some of us /.-ers that hate junk patents would get together to make a mockery of the current system.
    Don't forget about the horrible copyright system. I wish some of us hackers that hate restrictive copyrights would get together to make a mockery of the current system. I bet we could register the copyright of software that people have been sharing for years, like Unix for example. We'd have to do it under the umbrella of a tech company that's been around for a while. Chances are we'd get the registration, then we could get some venture capital from BayStar to go on a legal rampage against anyone who writes anything that reminds us of Unix!

    Oh, wait...

  252. I'm going to file a patent for triple click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if Microsoft can file for double clicks - I can certainly file triple clicks.

  253. Sorta Cheap way to get patents revoked by Thalia · · Score: 5, Informative

    The cost of filing an inter partes reexamination is $8,800. However, it requires a full request, including prior art references, written in proper format. The prior art references must *address the claims* unlike most of the ranting on Slashdot. And the "real party of interest" must also be named.

    Actual cost, if you use a lawyer will probably be in the range of $20K.

    Thalia

  254. sequence changing meaning: Casio FX-451 calculator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of precedents for sequence changing meaning. Casio FC-451 electronic calculator from circa 1980 is one. Almost every key has at several meanings. Hit the 4 key and you get 4 decimal. Hit the shift key first and you get the value of the speed of light in meters per second instead. Hit the mode button first and it swithes the calculator to degrees entry mode rather than radians entry mode.

  255. Slashdotters, just think of 1000 things like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of them exactly the same thing. Every one a little bit different.

    But No, that doesn't mean the idea was hard to see, and easy to miss.

    Why in 1998 I was writing to one of my slashdot pals, saying "Hey, what if a second click within a second threshold of time launches a new note or some previous state of the application window goes transparent in an exponential way, with a user-settable time constant?" Solid prior art there.

  256. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I used to have a little car that worked according to a handheld 'clicker.' You pressed the (rather relecutant to be clicked) button on the side of the control, which was shaped like a rather natty police radio and the car did different things. For example, two clicks really quickly put it in reverse.

    This was in the very early eighties. I can barely remember it. Did anyone else have one of these, or did I dream it? If anyone can confirm it then this could even beat the airport lights.

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  257. Mac variant on that by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    The Mac variant of that that I always used to see supported but I believe has been supported less and less lately - let me test it now, yep, Safari doesn't do it in this text box, nor does TextEdit- is that the triple-click would select that LINE, and quadruple-click would select a paragraph.

    I just checked and BBEdit seems to flaw in the other direction - triple-click selects lines now, but no matter of clicks will select the paragraph. I used to think of this as a Mac vs Win difference but apparently it's not standard on the Mac anymore.

    While I'm at it, I'd like to bitch about MS's stupid behavior that hitting "down" on the bottom line of a text (produced a beep, rather than going to the end of the line. I just verified that THAT at least still works in OSX standard text-handling apps (this box in Safari, TextEdit, BBEdit), but not in Word, and I'm fairly sure it doesn't work anywhere in Window. Pisses me off to no end when forced to use Wintel boxen.

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  258. Then lets... by bkhl · · Score: 1

    take that as an excuse to eliminate the use of double clicks in all free software applications. Those were a crappy UI idea from the start.

  259. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    YES! I had one of these. It was black, shaped a bit like an Indy 500 car. The car had a little microphone and responded to sound. You were supposed to use the clicking device, but you also could just clap. (Although clapping would quickly hurt your hands, because you had to do it pretty loud.)

  260. My Palm infringes by Arioch+of+Chaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Several applications on my Palm do something different if I "tap and hold" instead of just tap. Seems like pretty much the same thing.

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  261. timed and double clicks by thaWhat · · Score: 2, Informative

    panasonic manufactured a tuner that made use of this technology in the 90's. I'm sorry microshaft, but in my opinion, you'll have to JUSTY YOURSELVES on this one... panasonic did this one in hard ware as far as I can tell. Also I did the same thing in the same time period, in my AMX progamming stint...

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    1. Re:timed and double clicks by thaWhat · · Score: 1

      sorry, that should have been JUSTIFY

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  262. This has been done before by houghi · · Score: 2, Informative

    It covers a way to get at least 3 different actions from the "application buttons"

    I had a digital watch about 20 years ago that would use the different buttons in a different way. Press once to show the time, press twice to show the date and press longer to change the time.

    For me that is the same as a short click, a long click and a double-click.

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  263. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by thaWhat · · Score: 1

    what's that game? where you tap out rythyms on a mat?

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  264. Where? by warrax_666 · · Score: 2
    The fact that Slashdot has to constantly misrepresent information to make Microsoft look bad says more...

    Where in the story text did Slashdot misrepresent information?
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    1. Re:Where? by julesh · · Score: 3, Informative

      The title of the story is "Microsoft Receives Patent for Double-Click". The patent isn't on double-clicking. It's on (1) double-pressing of a button on a "limited resource computing device" in order to open an application and create a new blank document, and (2) pressing for a long period in order to open an application and re-open the last edited document.

      Admittedly the idea is still an obvious extension of previous similar ideas and as such shouldn't be patentable, but it isn't quite as bad as patenting "double-click".

    2. Re:Where? by Lacutis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not so sure about you, but my computer is a "limited resource computing device". My computer doesn't have unlimited ram, hard drive space or cpu power.

      The main problem with patents like this is that you can patent something in such broad terms that it can be stretched to fit any definition they want it to fit.

  265. with sex... by MoreDruid · · Score: 1

    I think YOU are the prior "art"... :)

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  266. Re:We really need new ppl accepting/rejecting stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then there's those with the compelling need to bitch about people who don't want to register and the assumption that they have a need to bemoan the fact that there are those who use a feature of /. that's there for a reason.

    I mean really, who gives a flying fuck on horseback whether (a) the story is a dupe, or (b) if some people prefer to post anonymously? Do you? Why?

    No, don't bother answering that. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

  267. definition of "limited resource computing devices" by MoreDruid · · Score: 1
    definition of "limited resource computing devices":

    Any computing device running the Microsoft (r)(tm) Windows (r)(tm) operating system will be classified as a "limited resource computing device".

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  268. This is not exactly "double click" by deischi · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't have the time to read all the 27 claims in detail, but the way I read this (especially claim 18) is that this is about the time the button being pressed. It never mentions the length of the pause between the button presses.

    The way I understand a "double click" is that it is is two clicks with only a short time inbetween - it does not matter how long the individual clicks are.

    And the thing is only about launching applications on a "limited resource computing device" (whatever that really is).

    harald

  269. Filed in 2002 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finding prior art should be absolutely trivial for this one.

  270. MOD PARENT UP! by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 2, Funny
    He credibly claims to be a patent lawyer, and points out that few slashdot posters have any clue about how patents actually work.

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  271. I'm wondering... by mr3038 · · Score: 1

    Are they going to sue doubleclick.com now?

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  272. How Exactly the Fuck by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Is that not a trivial extension of launching a program in a desktop GUI using a double click? Is it really innovative because now it happens on a PDA? Can I go back and patent all the trivial patents that took existing business processes and added "On the internet" to them just by adding "On a PDA" to them? And the double click has been around a lot longer than Microsoft has.

    Ooh this makes me ANGRY! SMASH! GREY SMASH!

    Ahem. As a punishment both Bill Gates and the examiner who rubber stampped this patent should both be forced to eat 1000 printed copies of it.

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  273. Keep them coming by jandersen · · Score: 1

    - that's what I say. The more the merrier; when the world of patents has become large and stupid enough, it will break down because it is too unworkable, and then we can hopefully talk about a more sensible way to go about these things.

  274. Complaint by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 1
    I just set an email to the USPTO complaining about this. I doubt if they'll take any notice, since I'm in Germany, but it's worth a try...

    The gist of my complaint was that anyone who has ever owned a digital watch would know that these techniques have been in widespread use for many years.

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  275. Microsoft doesn't represent every American busines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    American business is so concerned about intellectual property protection


    I don't think it's fair to generalize.

    SOME American businesses, but many more DO NOT.

    Why do you* think Linus Torvalds is working in America? Why does Richard Stallman continue to live in the United States rather than emigrating to Europe? Why does Tim Berners-Lee work at MIT, in Massachussetts, USA, and not in England?

    *Not necesarily YOU per se, but "You folks whose past-time is bashing America"

  276. Fine, Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is the way the USPTO is being run, I'm going to go patent sex tomorrow and then sue all the pr0n companies for infringing on my IP.

  277. So what do we get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If patents are supposed to be a fair exchange (the owner gets the right to commercialize on the idea, the public get the workings explained in the patent) I feel like I've got a bad return. They get to hinder others from device development, while we get an idea that everybody would (already have actually in lots of prior art, different areas possibly) think of..

  278. Prior art in Ham Handhelds? by Oloryn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There might be prior art in, of all things, amateur radio handhelds. Amateur Radio VHF/UHF handhelds have, for several years, typically carried enough functionality that getting to it all given the limited number of buttons on the radio requires the time-based hardware button tricks Microsoft is describing. For example, on my Yaesu FT-51R (purchased in 1998, 4 years before Microsoft's patent filing, and in fact available before then (actually the even earlier FT-530 uses the same tricks)), saving to a memory requires holding down a button for a second, changing to the memory you want to save to, and then pressing the same button within a particular time. That same button, if merely pressed rather than held, causes other buttons of the radio to perform different functions then if it had not been pressed (but only for a limited amount of time). Hence, different functionality depending the length of time the button is pressed.

    Note that these radios are controlled by internal microprocessors, and thus might be considered a 'limited resource computing device'. In any case, the idea of having the functionality of a button change depending on how long the button is pressed preceeds Microsoft's patent filing enough that Microsoft's idea should be seen an an obvious transfer of the idea to an only slightly different device.

    1. Re:Prior art in Ham Handhelds? by JCOTTON · · Score: 0
      Which brings us back to Morse Code -
      dididadit dididah dadidadit dadidah

      dadah didit dadidadit didadit dadadah dididit dadadah dididadit dididadit dah.
      da dit da Say it very fast. Ham Radio was the original internet chat room.
  279. Whats' needed: Patent Challenge, Inc. by torpor · · Score: 3, Interesting


    A privately held, publically funded corporation whose sole mission statement is to challenge any and all patents granted by the corrupt and decrepit Patent System.

    This is outrageous! Our civilization has produced too many lawyers... Rule of Law leads to oppression!

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    1. Re:Whats' needed: Patent Challenge, Inc. by vidarh · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Whats' needed: Patent Challenge, Inc. by torpor · · Score: 1

      yeah, that looks like what i'm thinking about.

      i hope it works, though. they don't have any successful case stories on their site ... if i were running it, i'd make all my successes very publicly known ...

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  280. This patent applies to "limited resource" devices by Shivantrill · · Score: 1
    Meaning, Pocket PC.
    If you read the full text, you will see that it applies to limited resources devices. I don't think it even applies to laptops.

    So things like Pocket PC, or a handheld eBook reader.
    Maybe Microsoft was upset that they lag behind IBM in patents so they are trying to catch up!

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  281. What about Apple? by Electricdawn · · Score: 1

    Apple used the double click way before Microsoft in the Lisa OS and the Mac OS. Maybe even Xerox used the double click in their GUI. Does Microsoft really think that it can get away with that?

    Greetings, Andreas.

  282. Re:Xerox and Apple, and other prior art by stupid_is · · Score: 1
    I know this is A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device, and that their examples all over the patent cite PDA's and other such mobile devices, but how does this actually exclude a normal PC? Or any other computing device, for that matter? A PC is not an "unlimited resource device" and until those finicky quantum computers become reality, we're unlikely to ever build a computer to that spec.

    Interestingly, one of their references (by Jones, 1991) cites the following in the abstract: The keyboard includes menu keys corresponding to menu labels displayable on the display and a multi-function key having a primary function and a secondary function. Which of the key functions is selected depends on the duration of the key press. The calculating device executes the primary function if the key is pressed for a short time. However, if the key is pressed for longer than a given time period, the calculating device displays a set of menu labels and assigns a function associated with a displayed menu label to a menu key. If the key continues to be pressed, the display scrolls to show additional sets of menu labels.

    Saying all that, IANAL, so any opinion of mine is likely to be worth less than the two cents offered.

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  283. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by hippo · · Score: 1

    Prior art for communication via tapping was invented by death watch beetles.

  284. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by hplasm · · Score: 0
    "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

    " Reboot, damn you Windows %&^*@^%"!!!!! "

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  285. Every single day... by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I feel like I'm becoming a criminal without even trying.

  286. Prior art by quigonn · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Prior art is well-documented, e.g. in http://www.cs.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/rob/movies/b lit.mpg

    The video shows a mouse cursor clicking, then dragging up a terminal emulation program, and then clicking again, for setting the terminal's size. So, we have prior art from 1983, and it's extremely well documented.

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  287. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
    I here by declare prior art to the whole idea.
    You can't patent an idea, therefore you can't invalidate a patent by declaring an idea.

    On the other hand, this MS patent looks remarkably like an idea, rather than an implementation of an idea.

  288. In Other News... by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has been granted patent number #154-353235 for the double-post, a "system which allows the same news to be posted repeatedly in succession".

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/04/28/1982 42

  289. Microsoft Patents Disability Discrimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some time now devices have been available to aid disabled drivers. These often involve clicking once, twice up to nine or ten times for a given function (indicators, lights etc.). Sometimes the click invloves a short puff of breath down a tube. Sometimes the clck and hold is used to cancel the function. These devices are certainly short on resources, and many pre-date Windoze and almost certainly PDAs.

  290. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by brgnever · · Score: 1

    > (short-click)(short-click)(short-click) S
    > (long-click)(long-click)(long-click) O
    > (short-click)(short-click)(short-click) S
    > (Sorry, only Morse code I remember.)


    Since this is slashdot, just rearrange the letters and you get:
    (long-click)(long-click)(long-click) O
    (short-click)(short-click)(short-click) S
    (short-click)(short-click)(short-click) S

    it's not that hard ;)

  291. Video Games.... by burnttoy · · Score: 1

    Errr... Any half decent fighting game on a GB?

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  292. MOD PARENT UP by ajs318 · · Score: 4, Informative

    At last, someone talking sense. The GPL is a workaround for a bad situation. The problem is that -- under the law as it stands today -- copyright is sacrosanct, whereas the Public Domain is unprotected from pilfering. Anybody can legally take a Public Domain work, make a tiny change, claim copyright on it, and start throwing their weight around in the courts. It should be the other way around: the Public Domain {which belongs to the majority} should be protected from abuse by copyright holders {the minority}. The GPL is a way to use existing copyright laws -- which ordinarily would benefit the minority -- in a way which benefits the majority. Copyright law gives authors {too much, some would say} control over distribution of their works -- the GPL is a way to use that control for good {ensuring that the majority of people have access to works in a fashion similar to the "Enhanced Public Domain" described below} rather than for evil {ensuring that a minority profit from works}.

    If the Public Domain were as well protected from what some call "theft" as copyright material, -- i.e. you could make "fair use" of a PD work but not attempt to call it your own -- then there would be no need for the GPL, as all Free software could be dedicated to the Public Domain and then could not be "stolen" by Closed Source authors.

    You would be automatically permitted to use up to X% of a PD work in a work on which you claim copyright, but any more than that and the work would belong in the Public Domain; just as you are allowed to use up to X% of someone else's copyrighted work in a work in a work on which you claim copyright, but any more than that and the work is still copyright of the original author. Additionally, any person would have to have the right to investigate any copyrighted work for evidence of misappropriation of Public Domain material {which would have to be made a criminal, rather than civil, offence; and falsely copyrighted works would pass automatically into the Public Domain}.

    The important difference is that, unlike a copyrighted work, nobody would be able to give permission to use nore than X% of a Public Domain work in a copyrighted work {unless the would-be pilferer wishes to organise, at their own expense and to the satisfaction of all parties concerned, a nationwide referendum on the issue}. This way, the Public Domain would be guaranteed to grow and grow.

    In case anybody forgets, the original purpose of copyright law was to enhance the Public Domain by encouraging authors to contribute to it -- you were given a limited-term monopoly over your own work, in return for releasing it to the Public Domain for the benefit of everyone.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by mflinquin · · Score: 1

      But public domain works cannot be stolen! By throwing something out into the public domain, the author automatically gives rights for any entity to use it in any way they wish. That is the defeinition of a public-domain work.

      If you don't want your works to be used in a copyrighted product, then you really shouldn't be releasing it into the public domain; use a license (such as the GPL) which restricts re-use of the work. I would be mighty annoyed if it were no longer possible for me to release copyright free - ie. public domain - work.

      I haven't seen a single case were PD works have been copyrighted and other legitimate users have been falsely accused of theft. If you have examples, please point them out.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody can legally take a Public Domain work, make a tiny change, claim copyright on it, and start throwing their weight around in the courts.

      This is mostly incorrect. The guy who took Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet and turned it into West Side Story can claim copyright on his additions, not on the pre-existing public domain work. (Note that many derivatives of R&J have been made since WSS without lawsuits.)

      In this way, copyright and patent have some similarities. For instance, if ziplock-like bags are in the public domain and some one invents a plastic slide that helps zip the bag shut easily, that person can patent a zip-bag-with-a-plastic-slide, but zip-bags without slides remain in the public domain for everyone to make.

      What the parent is advocating is already the law. Now, sure, greedy people over-reach and start lawsuits, but no matter where the line is drawn, some one will try that. (Please mod parent -1 misinformative.)

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a quick note of feedback, in case you're not an American (or if you are, but believe what CNN or FoxNews tells you): America is a Republic, ruled by Laws, not Men (or Women, but I digress). In America, the "Supreme Law of the Land", i.e. the U.S. Constitution, is written explicitly to protect the rights of the *ultimate* minority, the Individual. Therefore, contrary to popular opinion, A) we are not a "democracy", we have evolved far beyond that; and B) your ideas about what should be don't apply here. In fact, they are prohibited by Law. But you can "woulda-coulda-shoulda" all you want! Your right to speak your mind is still protected. For now...

    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP by st1d · · Score: 1

      >>It should be the other way around: the Public Domain {which belongs to the majority} should be protected from abuse by copyright holders {the minority}.

      I think this is a very important point, one that courts/legislatures worldwide should address specifically. It's not without precident, either, as I can't have a cigarette within 100 feet of a school building entrance in Ann Arbor, MI, because it might cause harm to nameless people around me. And that's without valid scientific proof!

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  293. Re:April Fool's - prior art multiple button press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is another application that did that in the 1970s and earlier:
    man-portable radio communications
    as far as i know from my radio license we`ve been
    using the technique to open radio relays for a long time:
    tone one short opens one relais,
    tone one long or twice another,
    tone two long / short another again.
    using this technique you can open and close
    relais over a few hops to transmit radio signals.
    i know, my telefunken FuG7 has the relais stuff in.

  294. Magicmenu! by trezor · · Score: 1

    Worked like Magic :)

    I think it was used to tweak the looks as well, but I may be wrong. I used so many tweaking utils on my Amiga, it was sheer fun.

    But I forget to tell that the Defragmenter shouldn't use virtual memory. Dang.

    Anyway, those were the days... 7.14 flying Mhz! *no irony, no lag at all*

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  295. I claim ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tone dialling.

    I don't kow how it works in the US, but over here in good old England et al, we can dial any phone number with a single button. Four taps in quick sucession for a 4, ten for a 0. Furthermore, if you want to call someone else within the call, you tap once to put the first on hold, and once you've finished, press and hold to be reconnected. Easy.

    Anyone know for how many decades phones have been around?

  296. It's already been done by Card · · Score: 1

    NCR Patents the Internet (Wed Feb 12, 2003)

  297. Prior art in that old Casio wristwatch.. by arpoodle · · Score: 1

    Didn't you have to hold down a button for a few seconds on your old Casio watches to enable the "time edit", "alarm edit" or "date edit" function?

    a

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    1. Re:Prior art in that old Casio wristwatch.. by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

      yes - I remember that - about 1981 or so.

    2. Re:Prior art in that old Casio wristwatch.. by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

      And a friend, a couple of years later, had one that would also count as a computing device - it had a calculator (with tiny buttons) integrated, and an address book.

  298. You need someone to fund it by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    I think you need someone to fund such a project, someone who likes to fund weird stuff like George Soros.

    You could make it a normal company which would licence out the patents to its contributors for free, but you could add a rule to give away licenses for open source projects too.

    The reason is you really need to create more than one such patent, is that you are working with borderline acceptable patents which have a high chance of being rejected and requiring attention(fees) in court, and also one patent is not enough to be annoying. (cf. EOLAS vs M$)

    EMail me or reply if you ever found such a patent hunting venture ;-)

    I even have found the right web site name for it its "geniusideas", I think the domain is for sale.

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  299. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by wastaz · · Score: 1

    Dance dance revolution!

  300. This refers to MS Pocket PC's only! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read the description, this only refers to the buttons on a PocketPC, not a desktop mouse...

  301. It Was Twenty Years Ago Today ... by NeilRyan · · Score: 1

    Sgt. Pepper told the Mac to play.

    And on the Macintosh (in 1984) a single-click selected an application. A double-click launched the app.

    Isn't that "prior use"?

    Microsoft, at the time, and for several years afterwards, said that "point-and-click" was only for toys; they and their "real" systems eschewed the entire interface.

  302. Lynching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's time we brought back lynching for idiots like this :)

  303. What mouse do you use? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    While I have seen a variety of methods used for detecting the motion of a mouse, every mouse I have seen uses a physical button for detecting clicks.

    Do you have some sort of proximity detector on your mouse for clicks or something? Or a breath controller?

  304. what a neat idea! :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >Microsoft was granted a patent for double-clicking on April 27

    Just restrain yourself from double-clicking on April 27, is all.
    Make it a day off. :-))))))))))))))

  305. I WANT TO SEE THE NAMES... by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

    I WANT BADLY to see the names of those who have tested, validated, and granted this patent. Well, the suggession applies to all patents... So that the person who has considered a double-click something new in 2004 would carry the shame through the history. (At least the /. history...)

    So... Is patent office responsible for what they consider novel and what not? What if someone patents "kernel"?

    P.S. Didn't read the whole patent, but I tried my best to. So TMBT RTFA.

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  306. The prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Mac OS system V1.0

    From: http://www.nd.edu/~jvanderk/sysone/

    Next off is the desktop background. You can draw on the little square on the left, and you double click on the tiny screen to set the pattern. If you click on the left or right on the menu bar, you cycle through the built-in patterns. This existed with almost no changes in the General controls all the way up to system 7.1. It was then replaced by the Desktop Patterns control panel in 7.5, and the Desktop Pictures control panel in 8.0.

    Finally, there's the double click speed. This control is almost identical to the one that is currently used in the Mouse control panel, giving it the honor of being one of the few things that has never been changed.


    AND..... For the times

    http://www.aci.com.pl/mwichary/guidebook/timelin es

    System 1........... 24th Jan 1984
    Windows 1....... 20th Oct 1985

    QED.

  307. Don't confuse patent with copyright by RobWalker · · Score: 1

    I'm sure others have said this as well, but patent and copyright are not the same thing, and different processes and laws apply to them

    1. Re:Don't confuse patent with copyright by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Point taken; but I was actually responding to a post about copyrights triggered by a poster's signature in a discussion about patents. At least a person has a chance of living to see a patent expire .....

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    2. Re:Don't confuse patent with copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At least a person has a chance of living to see a patent expire .....

      Hah! I remember "Happy Birthday" being written and I look forward to it entering the public domain in 30 years or so.

      Vlad the impaler.

  308. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But... is it

    left double click or right???? :)

  309. It's no wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft invented the patent office.

  310. Re:April Fool's - prior art multiple button press by 5.11Climber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in the 1981/1982 timeframe, I was in the U.S. Air Force and was stationed at Gunter AFS in Montgomery, AL. We used a system called NLS/DNLS. This system emplyed special terminals with a mechanical 3-button mouse and a five key keyset attached to a terminal. The keyset could synthesize any printable ASCII character. Anyway, we used the mouse and keyset to manipulate doumentation and traverse help trees. The mouse and the keyset could both be chorded and I believe the mouse could be double-clicked to perorm a different function.
    Does anyone else out there have better recollections regarding the use of the mouse NLS/DNLS?

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  311. OpenOffice.org target of this patent? by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    The short/long click stuff is used throughout OpenOffice.org on its icons. I wonder if this isn't a way to try to break one of the functionality features of OOo by hitting it with patent violations if they get too much market share.

  312. Mr. Coffee? by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Funny

    My limited functionality, microprocessor-
    controlled personal java engine (Mr. Coffee)
    has been using single-click, multi-click, and
    time domain click buttons since I first
    purchased it SEVEN YEARS AGO. The buttons
    are used to program time-of-day, and time-to-
    brew functions. In what way is this NOT prior
    art, stupid, stupid PTO?

  313. Patent is void. by j.leidner · · Score: 1
    This patent is a waste of their money: since double-clicks were in use long ago, it is void ("existence of prior art").

    Next, they patent "a system and apparatus to indicate malfunction of a computational device using white glyphs showing artistic hexadecimal displays on marine blue background"... (blue screen)

    1. Re:Patent is void. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not funny.

  314. Finally, get a life ! by udippel · · Score: 2, Informative

    (And me my good karma; as usual when I comment on patents !)

    Get a life. And I'm getting tired of those 'wrong' messages. Not only that I have to endure them; worse, with those misleading 'news' we make ourselves / slashdot the laughing bunch of our 'ennemies'.

    Do it again, Sam. Okay, I'll do it again:

    Seen with professional eyes, this patent might have to be granted or not. It is surely no great invention.
    But once and for all: There is nothing in it that warrants the notion of 'Patent for double-click'. Over. Read the claims correctly, even in the light of the description as mandated by patent law. There is a lot of repetion and crap; but nowhere a patent for 'double-click'. It is ridiculous and childish (see above) to shorten the patent to *that*.

    And 'we' do us and everyone else in the 'Anti-patent liga' a disservice by such false claims.

    Bash that crap of patent application; but bash it correctly. *Then* you'll be taken serious. Not just with a foolish attitude and childish arguments.

    Better: give me a decent income to comb all those half-brew emotional 'patent news' before ever they are accepted. (Anybody ??)

    The patent - for those too lazy too read - is about one thing: selection through activation time of clickable widgets; nothing else. That is: *length* of continuously pressing it. Here on my Debian Sid I haven't found this feature, yet. The Double-Click only comes in in the Patent in combination and *added* to this checking of duration of uninterrupted 'pressing' the widget. Also this, I have never seen. Or read. But chances are, it *has* been published (or experienced, sold) before the *Filing Date*.

    And I encourage everyone who is aware of such, to step forward and make herself known ! *This* would help 'our' course; contrary to those stupid remarks of where the Double-Click itself was noticed before that date. Lost time, wasted time. Simply because neither claimed nor granted !

    One day I see such a crap submitted as story from RedMond; and some Cowboy might accept it; and they'll ROTFL; in RedMond. Would be a pity. Let's do much better !

    Thanks !

  315. From the abstract... by manavendra · · Score: 1
    A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device.

    ...

    Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time, e.g., double click.
    Doesnt this talk about a "limited resource computing device" ? Yes the phrase "double click" is mentioned, but it is no where mentioned that the "double click" here is that of the mouse.

    Maybe this has been pointed out before, but the title of this story is grossly misleading IMHO - I dont know about others but it made me stop and wonder if MS got a patent for "double-click" in the real sense - that only MS and its platforms could use double click!!
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  316. Can Public Domain works be stolen? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 5, Insightful
    No, because that would require a law against it.

    But maybe there should be. Take Disney's handling of folk tales and out-of-copyright stories.

    In the case of Snow White, everyone now calls the Dwarves by the names in the film -- Disney owns a copyright in those names.

    Pinocchio -- Disney added the stupid little cricket, and consequently have copyright on it. Many of the Italians hate what has been done to their classic children's book.

    The Little Princess -- Hans Christian Andersen's classic tale of "Can't always get what you want" -- characters renamed, happy ending added, and (a lesson learned from previous releases) the name changed to The Little Mermaid to stop other kids video companies releasing a competing product.

    ...and now children worldwide refuse the original versions of each of these tales because they're convinced that the Disney way is "the right way," and Disney thus has appropriated the rights to some of the most enduring Public Domain works known to man.

    A similar thing happens with folk/public domain music. Do a popular arrangement, and suddenly people will refuse to listen to the original way -- the new way is the "right way". Then anyone wanting to sing it has to buy it off the arranger.

    Public domain work misappropriated. Not technically theft, but I contest that it should be.

    HAL.

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    1. Re:Can Public Domain works be stolen? by ajs318 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My point exactly. A work, once it has entered the Public Domain, should be there forever.

      If you look at something over which I have copyright, and make a new work based on it, that will be considered "your own work" if and only if you use less than X% of my material {where X varies dependent upon jurisdiction and circumstances}. Otherwise, I still have copyright over your derivative work, and it's up to me how -- or even if at all -- it's distributed.

      With the Public Domain, as the law stands now, there is nothing to stop you taking a PD work, making one tiny change and claiming it as "your own work" {and thereby being granted copyright on it, and by extension control over distribution}.

      What I am advocating is that there should be a law against that -- there isn't, but there bloody well should be. Once a work has entered the Public Domain, it should never, ever again be the subject of copyright. According to which, Disney's version of Carlo Collodi's Pinocchio should remain in the PD {unless Disney added enough of their own new material to constitute a new work; unlikely, though}.

      Sound harsh? You bet. But if you have benefitted from any of the following: fire, weapons, clothing, shelter, agriculture, mathematics, living in cities, electronics, And Many More; then you have benefitted from discoveries made by others. {Electronics being a very good one. Guess how many patents Michael Faraday ever owned? Do you suppose you would still be using that computer if things had been a little different?} Everything we ever do is based on something else someone else already did, and it seems to me to be supremely selfish and destructive to misappropriate all that good work that put us here, for the sake of a quick profit.

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    2. Re:Can Public Domain works be stolen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Guess how many patents Michael Faraday ever owned?
      Didn't Humphrey Davy (his boss) pinch them all?
    3. Re:Can Public Domain works be stolen? by vidnet · · Score: 1
      {unless Disney added enough of their own new material to constitute a new work; unlikely, though}

      You mean like...animation?

      I don't see what you're complaining about. Disney didn't copyright Carlo Collodi's Pinocchio, they copyrighted Disney's Pinocchio. You can copyright ajs318's pinocchio, as long as you rip off Carlo rather than Disney. If a court decides otherwise, it's not a public domain issue anymore, it's corruption.

    4. Re:Can Public Domain works be stolen? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I wrote a piece of software once -- it's called LDPSK and it doesn't do very much really -- and released it under a modified BSD licence with an extra clause requiring intent to distribute source code. Bit over the top since it's all interpreted anyway, but you never know. Anyway, as I understand it, if somebody modifies LDPSK, and their modification is not a new work in its own right, then the copyright on their modified LDPSK still belongs to me {at least in some part} -- otherwise, the licence would be unenforceable.

      Had I placed LDPSK in the public domain, then anyone modifying it would have copyright on the whole of their modified version.

      That's the important difference I feel needs to be levelled out. If modified versions of existing works in the Public Domain were bound by law to remain in the Public Domain for all time, then there would be no need for "copyleft" -- because works dedicated to the Public Domain would have the same protection as . I also think the Public Domain is "special" enough that the contributor should renounce their partial copyright in return for using PD work in the first place.

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  317. how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    patenting a method for rapidly filing piles of junk patent applications (possibly on a limited resource computing device)?

  318. Car Stereo by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    A lot of car stereos work like that. Press the station button once and it goes to it. Press and hold the station button and it sets the station. Usually have similar things to set the clock and so on.

    Definatly a limited input device.

  319. It's starting to seem like... by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

    It's starting to seem like the patent office just likes all the traffic they get from slashdot.

  320. First Learn To Read. by ben_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before the deluge... (well, actually after the deluge), may I suggest that the average SlashDotter take a moment to learn how to read a patent.


    The key things to look at are the claims. These are generally read in the context of the rest of the patent, but it's the claims that are the most important bit, since it's on these that the patentee claims a monopoly. Let's examine the claims of US6,727,830 (read along here).

    Start with claim 1. It has four elements, a, b, c and d. A claim applies in whole, not in part, so for something to infringe, it would have to do all of a, b, c and d. Just doing a, b and c would not infringe. Take a look at the difference between c and d; the key point is that if the button is released after the time limit, the behaviour is different (the previous state is displayed). That's important and (as far as I know) novel. In particular, it's not the same as a double-click.


    Similarly, claim 2 is like claim 1, only if the button is released after the time limit, the application starts with a new blank document. Claim 3 is a further variant, etc, etc.


    I haven't proceeded to look at every single one of the other claims, but the key point to remember is to read them carefully and exactly, rather than jump to ludicrous conclusions such as "Microsoft Patent Doubleclick". You have eyes to read, and brains to think. Use them.


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    1. Re:First Learn To Read. by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      Claims 1 - 12 are about holding a button for a certain time (doesn't sound useful to me, but if ms implements it, I guess everybody is going to sigh and live with it). However, claims 13 - 26 are about the same things when double clicking instead of holding the button. Claim 27 is a program which has a button which does any of it.

      I'll quote claim 13 for convenience:

      13. A method for expanding the functionality of an application button on a limited resource computing device, comprising:

      (a) detecting that an application button associated with a limited resource computing device application has been pressed a first time;

      (b) determining the length of time the application button has been pressed said first time;

      (c) opening an application if the application button pressed a first time is released prior to the expiration of a first threshold time limit;

      (d) detecting that the same application button has been pressed a second time;

      (e) determining the length of time the same application button has been pressed said second time; and

      (f) opening the application and automatically causing a further action associated with the application to occur if the application button pressed a second time is released prior to the expiration of a second threshold time limit.

      They definitely did patent double clicking, and I don't think anyone feels like sueing them (or risk being sued by them) over it, even if it is a rediculous claim. Welcome to Microsoft's business model.

  321. Re:April Fool's Prior Art?? by lcsjk · · Score: 1

    Even the dashboard button on the old Ford Model-A had the double function. If you pressed the button for a short time it made a noise. If you pressed it for a long time the engine started. How many of you worked with teletypes and typewriters that had the short long keyboard functions?

  322. The Onion by bombardius · · Score: 1

    There's an article in on of The Onion's books:

    Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeros

    it was really funny until now

  323. Open office uses extended press. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Press the "A" (font color) icon for enough time and a color palette comes up.

  324. Wait a minute, hasn't Blizzard done this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear me out for a minute.

    In the game WarCraft 3, for a Hero unit, doesn't some of the trick of its item use fall under what this Patent talked about? If you click one way, you use the item on the button, if you click another way you drop said item. (I know it is left click right click on this, still though...).

  325. prior art, expiry? by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

    I remember double clicking on the Atari ST back in 1985.

    AFAIK US patents are valid for 17 years.

    To be valid the patent must have been applied for prior to GEM being released.

    Thus if valid, the patent must already be expired.

  326. digital watches from the 80's look like prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first digital watch I ever had had buttons that functioned like in this patent, also the station presets on car radios use it.

  327. Read the Actual Patent by lbrlove · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PT O2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r =1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=6,727,830&OS=6,727,8 30&RS=6,727,830

    IANAL, but this patent seems to describe only various click modes for handheld devices, differentiating methods of launching applications.

    In other words, this is not about stealing past revenue, but setting up to steal future revenue.

  328. In PalmOS For Years by adavies42 · · Score: 0

    This has been in Palms forever (since at least PalmOS 3.5). Press the address book hard button and the palm turns on (if off) and launches the address book. Hold it down, and it automatically starts beaming the address card you've marked as being your business card. Hold down the power button and things to do with the screen lighting happen (backlight on old B/W palms, bright control on IIIc's, etc.).

    Also, there's a hack (several years old) from TealPoint called "TealLaunch" that allows you to add the same functionality to all the hard buttons. So I have, for instance, hold down on the ToDo list configured to bring up TealLock (security prog), while hold down on MemoPad brings up TealMaster (hack manager).

    BTW, this is not an ad for TealPoint, I just love their apps.

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  329. Funny article..but no April 1st? Lindows too! by derekb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok.. reading the patent application is a tough one. Talking about a time interval between successive mouse clicks activating a 2nd application.. woooooo..

    I see the application seems to be an extension of something started in 1999.. still I was double clicking before that..

    Most interesting though is their choice of capitalization in the application. Look at this:

    ...One such palm-type computer is Microsoft's Palm-size PC. The Palm-size PC has a touch screen display... (exact quote)

    When you see 'palm-type', fine.. an adjective modifying the word computer to define the type. But reading on you see '.. Microsoft's Palm-size PC'. That looks like a product name. But wait, isn't Palm a trademark of someone we all know and love

  330. Re:Don't patent approval monkeys ever double-click by imkonen · · Score: 1

    July 2002 is the filing date. To be a little more fair, there was something in the patent about it being a continuation of an abandonded patent, filed back in '99, but who knows...govt. agency... peak of the dotcom boom, 15 years after the first Mac, what 20 years after the first GUI?.. was still too early for them to adopt these neat inventions called "Com-puuu-tors?!?"

  331. Slashdotters can't read by robnauta · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Amazing, 800 replies, and all of them take the slashdot-modified version of the story for granted.

    Look at the patent itself. It says:
    Time based hardware button for application launch
    Abstract
    A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device. Alternative application functions are launched based on the length of time an application button is pressed.

    First of all, it speaks of a HARDWARE button ! This has NOTHING to do with Windows, mice or an operating system !!
    Second, it mentions a limited resource computing device again NOT a PC with Windows !

    So get your facts straight and stop pretending this is about Windows or the Mac !

  332. *Application* buttons by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1
    Interesting, as it seems to be getting at the idea of launching different applications based on how long you hold down a hardware button, rather than how long you click and hold on the screen.

    Even more specifically than that: it talks about "application buttons" -- buttons that are dedi

    Therefore, as an alternative to launching applications by using the stylus, the Palm-size PC contains a plurality of buttons (called application buttons) that are used to launch the more common applications installed on a Palm-size PC.
    The claim of this patent is on pressing buttons that exist solely for the purpose of launching applications. (Why do they insist on the term "clicking"? I've been pressing buttons for years.) This means that they can't sue you for using multiple key/button-presses on any general use keyboard/device.

    It does mean, though, that they can sue you if you write a freeware patch for an "internet keyboard" or the like to added double-click or hold functionality to the browser button....

    This ties in with the sentence further on which pertains to it being relevant to devices with limited resources, i.e. not very many buttons.

    Their term "limited resource computer" is meaningless -- all computers have finite resources. In fact, further into the patent it expands the grounds thus:

    FIELD OF THE INVENTION This invention relates generally to computer systems, and more particularly to increasing the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device.
    Note: generally to computer systems. They did the old "pretend it relates to those new-fangled pocket thingies to confuse the judge whilst it does in fact relate to all computers" ruse.
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    1. Re:*Application* buttons by dthree · · Score: 1

      You don't have to stretch so far, several of us have mentioned that this capability has been available with the palm pilot since at least 1999, probably longer.

      The palm IS a "limited resource computer" and the buttons ARE specific to single applications. The only new thing M$ is suggesting is that the length of the button press can indicate which function to start an application with. For example, a short press brings up your address book list, a longer press starts your address book in search mode, an even longer press starts a new address book entry. Thas all. Patentworthy? Doubt it.

      Even my phone does this. A short press on the mic button activates voice dialing, a long press activates voice record (for voice memo). Shit, M$ can't even get it right when they are poaching obvious "innovations".

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  333. Re:This patent applies to "limited resource" devic by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

    Can I please have an "unlimited resource" device?

  334. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by fr2asbury · · Score: 1

    Heh, you're right. Learn something new every day.
    Thanks.

  335. Arg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should patent patents.

  336. Re:Most GUIs made before Windows ever hit the mark by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    MacOs started to get the reputation of being limited. The single button wasn't enough. To keep up Apple added the dubble click to permit additional behavure. A software hack for a second button.

    I've been using Macs virtually since introduction, and to the best of my knowledge the double-click feature was always there. Or are you referring to pre-release versions of the MacOS. I don't know if Apple invented it, or merely borrowed it from some other system. Back then, such features were generally assumed not to be subject to patent or copyright protection. I don't think the MacOS ever used triple-click, although an early Mac version of MSWord did.

  337. Prior art by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    First, please take five minutes to go and read the patent. It covers "A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device."

    A game console is a limited resource computing device.

    "The longer you hold down the fire button, the stronger your shot will be." R-Type, 1987.

    "double-tapping the joystick right or left will cause the player to charge and smash into opponents.", Golden Axe, 1989.

    All done now?

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  338. Re:Are we ready for Slashdot reform yet??? by saddino · · Score: 1

    So, I propose this for the new patent system

    I propose this for a new Slashdot system: before posting, you are forced to read the original article/patent/etc, then take a quiz to see if you understand it.

    Hopefully this will rid us of the "OMG! How can MS patent the double-click, prior-art, prior-art, prior-art!" type of comments.

    Seriously, do the editors include these misleading writeups only to get everybody to jump on its "All IP is bad" bandwagon?

  339. So do you want to join the RSI class action by A+Masquerade · · Score: 1

    I suffer from a degree of RSI.

    This is seriously aggravated by multiple small movements - for example double-clicking a mouse button.

    Microsoft claim they are solely responsible for the concept of double clicking.

    I guess they are just dying to contribute to my medical bills....

  340. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by ssimontis · · Score: 1

    We just need to find a workaround. What if we reprogram mouses on Linux so that pressing the left button and then the right button does the same function as a double click, or did they patent that too? If they patented that, then we can replace double clicks with some obscure movement of the mouse or maybe a keyboard shortcut and then laugh at Micro$oft! Ha ha ha(Unless they patent keyboard shortcuts too)!

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  341. Morse code and pulse phones may be prior arts by kandresen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Morse code used exactly short and long clicks to determine the alphabetic letters. The pulse phones later on used similar technology to automatically determine the destination of a call.

    The clicks where thus actually triggered different events.

    Now look back on what the patent was for - it does not specify a mouse but any application button - hardware or software...

  342. Re:Don't patent approval monkeys ever double-click by riksosti · · Score: 1

    And even if they were they'd probably have to at least "double-click" the chisel with the mallet to get proper letters onto the stone. And as for resources, how much more limited can you get?

  343. There's prior art by TrogL · · Score: 1

    Macintoshes used double-clicks before Windows was a gleam in Bill's eye. I suspect Xerox used them as well

  344. Prior Art: FVWM by TheCrig · · Score: 1
    FVWM can perform different actions for
    • Single click
    • Double click
    • Click and hold
    • Click and move
    Yawn. Microsoft at it again.
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  345. bahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens if I am drunk and forget to take my finger off the mouse button, and it becomes a looooong click. Can M$ sue me?

  346. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

    Multiple times, yes. But a plurality of times?

  347. Asking in Japan about prior art for No. 6004596 by mattr · · Score: 1

    That really ticked me off, I eat crimped edge sandwiches all the time, the kind made with white bread and sold in convenience stores in Japan. I decided to ask some people in Japan where I am about prior art. So far I have posted on the Lunchpak Research Lab homepage such a request.

    There you can see a list with photos of 39 such sandwiches. These are the LunchPak series by Yamazaki Pan Co. (Yamazaki Bread) and Funwari Sando (Fluffy Sandwich) by Kimuraya. I can tell you the "The Peanuts", tuna onion, teriyaki chicken, and croquette crimped sandwiches definitely rock. The latest few (as of 5/13/2004) are from top to bottom, Yubari Melon, Meatloaf and Mayonnaise, Mandarin Orange and Milk, Chocolate Bar and Chocolate Creme (93 points!), etc. 100 points were given to Cookies and Chocolate Creme of 2003-05-22. Anyway I asked them if there was prior art and am thinking about emailing Yamazaki or others. Almost positive they (single filling ones) existed before Dec. 1999.

    I believe I have attempted the triple layer to seal in the jelly myself long ago but failed to take a picture, anyway it sticks to the roof of your mouth and does not in fact produce a good seal anyway because the water based jelly and oil based peanut butter in fact do not mix, so the act of eating, bending the sandwich (unless of course crimped) can create jelly/air vacuoles that promote leakage in my opinion. Also peanut butter keeps better on its own.

    Matt

    1. Re:Asking in Japan about prior art for No. 6004596 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. the URL is http://metro.fw.cx/lunch/lindex.html in Japanese.

  348. ok by nitroburn · · Score: 0

    I wonder when they will patent butt wiping. Will we have to pay royalties everytime we wipe our butt?

  349. p.s. seem to have found some anecdotal evidence by mattr · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately I lost what I typed when I back buttoned anyway, have found a post seemingly in 1998, also one about them having been around for about 10 years, etc. But no obviously dated picture so really have to get company to answer this one. But I am pretty sure that patent is TOAST! (yes I just had to).

  350. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by DrCode · · Score: 1

    Just curious, but I wonder what the speed (words/minute) is of an average Morse-code user. This could be fairly practical for text-messaging.

  351. Ironic by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

    I hope to god Microsoft has not just patented the clitoris.

    It would be kind of ironic, for we all know that the only intuitive interface is clitoris After that it's all learned.

    What I am personally more concerned about is the very fact that Microsoft seems to have infringed on Amazon patent--twice.

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  352. Re:And I'd also argue that... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Microsoft currently has no reason to pursue any of the more lame patents they hold. As long as business is good, it would be a waste of resources. However, when things start cooling down a little as more and more people opt for the open source route, revenue starts falling, what was once a well-fed, reasonably friendly lap dog, now becomes a snarling pit bull.

  353. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by patchmaster · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure the "average" Morse code user today is actually typing into a computer using a keyboard. It's much like internet chat, only using a radio rather than the internet.

    Doing it the old-fashioned way, I believe highly competent operators can do about 30WPM. The average would probably be closer to 15WPM.

  354. er... by edsonmedina · · Score: 1

    doesn't that patent invalidate any use to the mouse?

  355. Prior Art by SedentaryZ · · Score: 1

    Heh. Playing Madden NFL 2002 on my Gamecube. One button for passing the ball. Press it quickly, lob pass. Press it long, and you get a hard, fast pass. One button, two different behaviors dependent upon the length of the press.
    As far as I know, this feature was around before the 2002 version of the game.
    Surely, this predates the patent, and the Gamecube would seem to fit the definition of a limited resource computing device as well as a PDA does (which was the target of the patent).

  356. What about the REBOOT? by acidbass · · Score: 0

    I was talking with my SA and he said: "MS should patent the reboot button, they definately invented that."

  357. Simply Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't know if anyone else noticed it, but the Slashdot post regarding this the first time said that the patent was in regards to handhelds...

    The patent application has two references listed. Two manuals from PALM! They have been in handhelds longer than MS! Microsoft gets granted the patent though!

  358. Another thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another thing Microsoft should be patenting...

    -- The blue screen of death.

  359. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry. It's a Microsoft product, remember??

    That means before you could get the third character entered, you'd have to reboot.

    Besides, if you hold down a meta-key (perhaps located where you put your thumb on the mouse) it might actually reflash your HDD's firmware!

  360. This is stupid. by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    A PC and a PDA are both "computing devices". Or even "eletcronic devices".

  361. Re:No it can't. I'm using it right now. by Finuvir · · Score: 1

    There are no earlier versions of Firefox.

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    Why is anything anything?
  362. Seems familiar?? by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 1
    You know, I suppose you could simplify this system...

    Let's say a short period of time can be represented by a dot like ".".

    And a long period of time could be represented by a dash, like "-".

    And a double click could be represented by two dots: "..".

    Do you see where this could end up?
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  363. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ahh...but what about double, triple, etc. clicks over a LONG period of time? :-) (or an intermediate period of time...) for that matter, what is a 'short' time? Years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds, milliseconds, microseconds, nanoseconds...get the drift? (in time, that is...:-))

    It's all relative, you know ;-)

  364. Google crashes IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  365. Re:Hmm... BUT!!! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

    I knew it! It wasn't just False Memory Syndrome.

    People, if this goes to court then we just have to bring one of these along. If a piece of plastic with a snap-button on the side isn't "limited hardware" then I don't know what is.

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    Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
  366. Meeses to pieces by not_hylas(+) · · Score: 1

    http://sloan.stanford.edu/mousesite/Archive/Resear chCenter1968/ResearchCenter1968.html

    In this segment Doug distinguishes between the Service System and the User System. The ARC team distinguishes overall man-computer system into a dichotomy between two systems, the service system and user system.The Service System is what appears at the terminal, the organization of software and hardware the system gives to me, the set of tools and capabilities available when I click on the screen. The user system is what is beyond that. Given these tools, how do we use the links, what are the conventions for leaving messages? How do we use the NLS capabilities to do work? The procedures, skills, methods, procedures, skills, and specific concepts people use are all developed in coordination with the kind of tools they have available.

    http://sloan.stanford.edu/MouseSite/1968Demo.htm l

    http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bl_ co mputer_mouse_patent.htm

    Priceless.

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  367. FOUND PRIOR ART for Sandwich patent mentioned by mattr · · Score: 1
    This is a followup to my responses to the mention in this thread of a patent in 1999, U.S. Patent No. 6004596 on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (actually on a crimped edge sandwich with different fillings).

    I got a reply from the owner of the Japanese Lunchpack Research Lab site (http://metro.fw.cx/lunch/lindex.html) which has 39 recent examples with photos of similar stuffed crimped sandwiches sold by Yamazaki Bread Co. in Japanese convenience stores. They are massively popular. The reply confirmed that Yamazaki has been selling these since around the early 1980s, though more information can be gotten from the company itself.

    I wondered if I should tell the USPO or Yamazaki about this lousy patent and get rid of it. It doesn't sound like it was intentionally made frivolously, and it seems to me the less dumb patents the better.

  368. Not in EU by Groote+Ka · · Score: 1
    So this is what we have to look foward to in the E.U. now?

    No, I do not think so. I don't think the EPO will change its granting policy just because the EU (totally different organisation) changes its policy.

    Furthermore, Microsoft only filed an application in the US, not in Europe. Perhaps they're smart after all.

  369. Zaurus does this already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the sharp zaurus shortcut buttons already do this exactly, as any user will verify.

    Eg. Pressing the address book button brings up the address book. Holding it down beams your contact details over IR.

    Surely this means that the exact idea is already in the public domain and therefore unpatentable. It is supported by OpenZaurus which is GPL, does that make my case stronger?

    Please can somebody do something about the American Patent model! It's the most destructive around.

  370. The things you do when you're loaded... by eeyore · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure of the point here. Double-clicking is too established a technique to be patentable on its own.

    You would have to be desperate for screen real-estate (embedded systems?) to have three actions applied to one control/widget, depending on how long or how often a user clicks a pointing device on it. It's bad enough telling users how to get at a right-click menu...

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  371. Most obvious form of prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Palm applications that perform different actions depending upon how long a hardware button is pressed.

    Example: Short press = launch app 1. Longer press = launch app 2. Longest press = turn off and lock palm. Apps that do this go all the way back when Hackmaster was first released.

    Example 2: Security apps that turn the Palm off if you don't double-press the hardware button within a certain amount of time.

    I think people are overlooking the fact that this patent emphasizes different TIME BASED actions invokes by pressing a SINGLE HARDWARE button. Double clicking is just an example that was mentioned in the context of a time-based operation with a single button. This is NOT A PATENT FOR DOUBLE CLICKING!

  372. Novelty And Non-Obviousness, Conditions For Obtain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the invention has been described in a printed publication anywhere in the world, or if it has been in public use or on sale in this country before the date that the applicant made his/her invention, a patent cannot be obtained. If the invention has been described in a printed publication anywhere, or has been in public use or on sale in this country more than one year before the date on which an application for patent is filed in this country, a patent cannot be obtained. In this connection it is immaterial when the invention was made, or whether the printed publication or public use was by the inventor himself/herself or by someone else. If the inventor describes the invention in a printed publication or uses the invention publicly, or places it on sale, he/she must apply for a patent before one year has gone by, otherwise any right to a patent will be lost. The inventor must file on the date of public use or disclosure, however, in order to preserve patent rights in many foreign countries.

  373. Attack weapon for defensive purposes? by bash99 · · Score: 1

    It's more like everyone get a nuke to defend himself. Perhaps it's just ok, but it's another story then.

  374. Patently unethical by Kaseijin · · Score: 1
    Hang on, how would what you describe at the end there still be an abuse of the patent system?
    It still allows the licensor to infringe even legitimate patents without consequence.
    Can you think of any other way to avoid being hurt by patents?
    Stop patent offices from granting trivial patents. Anyone with more to fear than to gain from such patents ought to be spending at least as much lobbying for reform as perpetuating the status quo.