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Could Google Be SCO's Next Big Target?

An anonymous reader writes "Well, Darl and co. may have decided which company to sue next: Google. Sources say Google will be sued for not paying their Linux taxes. The story quotes 'Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.'" This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though.

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  1. Yes...uh huh by HungWeiLo · · Score: 5, Funny

    and Google could just "accidentally" link all SCO investor sites to certain websites specializing in goat mating signals.

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    1. Re:Yes...uh huh by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Whatever for ? Bringing up various technical / legal analyzes about SCO's chances of winning would be far more mature, and hit them where it really hurts.

      Remember, slander only works on people who have honor to insult.

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    2. Re:Yes...uh huh by SheldonYoung · · Score: 4, Funny


      Okay, who's called dibbs on scoatse.cx?

    3. Re:Yes...uh huh by meldon+corintur · · Score: 1

      "God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft."

      I've never heard Steve Ballmer referred to as God before!

    4. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is that man, Darl McBride, doing to his anus???

    5. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did Steve Ballmer invent SCO?

      Asswipe.

    6. Re:Yes...uh huh by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      My favourite result from typing SCO into Google is this!!!

      The SCO 419 Scam... Oh, how I laughed.

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    7. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and Google could just "accidentally" link all SCO investor sites to certain websites specializing in goat mating signals.

      Why link SCO's sites anywhere? The phrase "because it did not conform with the quality standards necessary to assign accurate PageRank" is nice and broad, isn't it?

      Normally, they'd require permission of SCO's webmaster to remove SCO's pages, but not if SCO sues.

    8. Re:Yes...uh huh by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is obviously a joke, but maybe someone SHOULD start asking the SEC--currently up to their ears in mutual fund fraud--why they haven't done anything about this attempt by SCO to inflate their stock price through unsupported charges against other companies. Are they really going to let these characters continue to issue stock on a legitimate exchange? Rather than slashdotting these guys, why not a hundred or so well-written queries of the SEC about the legitimacy of their behavior? Hit the bastards where it really hurts.

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    9. Re:Yes...uh huh by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess you missed his autobiography [grin].

    10. Re:Yes...uh huh by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      and Google could just "accidentally" link all SCO investor sites to certain websites specializing in goat mating signals.

      ROFL.

      Anyhow, speaking of "investors", I wanted to point out that if you're willing to gamble a little, now would be a wonderful time to short SCO stock.

      If, as pretty much everyone with a clue thinks, SCO fails in it's attempt to hijack Linux, the GPL, and U.S. copyright law, you stand to make a cool $17 profit or so per share you short.

      So, to summarize:
      1) SCO's upper management has a crack party and settles on it's current strategy.
      2) Lots of (stupid) investors buy the strategy and run the stock price up.
      3) You (the clueful investor) short the heck out of SCOX.
      .
      .
      .
      Profit!

      Good luck...I know where some of my investment dollars are going... ;-)

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    11. Re:Yes...uh huh by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This would be a rather stupid thing for SCO todo.

      Currently google is getting ready todo an IPO. From what I've heard investors are really psyched about this.

      Now SCO comes along and tries to put the squeeze on google. I can only imagine that those investors who were looking forward to googles IPO are going to very pissed at SCO.

      Suddenly, SCO sees it's stock becoming penny shares...

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    12. Re:Yes...uh huh by ArCaNe50 · · Score: 0

      Thats hilarious. Kinda has them by the balls don't you think.

    13. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude- did you have a boner when you wrote that? Next time leave the market predictions up to the grownups, moron. If anything this would help SCOX.

    14. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad put options aren't traded on SCOX. Helps to get a little leverage you know....

    15. Re:Yes...uh huh by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      If we all link to this, do you think there's a chance we can push it up the page ranks? :)

    16. Re:Yes...uh huh by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I keep hearing about them suing companies, but I'm inclined to believe it's all hot air. There's all this... we will be doing this blah, blah blah.

      The minute they sue someone for using Linux, the game is really on. Hopefully, they'll be a bunch of schmucks and go after Google. I'm dying to see the ad at the top of the Google search engine when "SCO" is typed in. The one that says "buy a 'SCO can kiss my Googling ass' T-shirt".

      And what's the betting that the $699 license price remains after new year?

    17. Re:Yes...uh huh by PIBM · · Score: 1

      hehe .. try this one ;)

      define Google

    18. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though

      We all know this cause it is posted on Slashdot.

    19. Re:Yes...uh huh by zCyl · · Score: 1

      If anything this would help SCOX.

      And what's your market prediction for when Google countersues? Google isn't some tiny little toy project anymore.

    20. Re:Yes...uh huh by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      so what exactly is shorting stock?

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    21. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha ha ha....Good one

    22. Re:Yes...uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My prediction? that Google will lose, like everyone else has. When the truth is on your side, you have no need to fear. Judgements can't be bought, at least not important ones like this.

  2. So what? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't it obvious? They are going to sue every major company that uses Linux until:
    1.) They get to court
    2.) The company simply settles outside of court.

    We all know they are full of garbage, yet its still popular and their stocks are still ok... why?

    BECAUSE OF MEDIA COVERAGE!

    If you guys would just let them slowly drain their money trying to pay lawyers to face off against blue chip companies like IBM, they'd slowly die off. But by giving them attention, they can stay alive.

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    1. Re:So what? by bigberk · · Score: 1
      We all know they are full of garbage, yet its still popular and their stocks are still ok... why? BECAUSE OF MEDIA COVERAGE!

      I think it's unwise of slashdot to cover so many SCO stories, it just gives the issues more credibility. The company is garbage and their claims are getting annoying. Ignore them, and they'll go away.

      Obscure Simpsons reference: "Just don't look... Just don't look!"

    2. Re:So what? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not saying 'ignore them' but every major news story about them shows 'some' stock brokers that this is the next big thing... the company that could topple IBM.

      So the stock rises. Go check the 1 year on SCO (stock symbol SCOX). Hell, here's yahoo's chart for SCO.

      IBM and all other 'victims' need to make sure they are torn apart, but all the publicity (whether it bad or good) is helping SCO more than any of the companies its suing.

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    3. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BECAUSE OF MEDIA COVERAGE!

      This is one of those instances I wish we could post images like on Fark.com. This deserves a great big "Media Whore" parody Magic card. :-)

    4. Re:So what? by bdrago · · Score: 3, Funny
      And why isn't Slashdot linking directly to SCO's homepage? Let's cost them a few bucks in bandwidth, maybe knock them offline for a bit. You know Slashdot is just another "evil Linux company" anyway.


      Go check out the picture of McBride on SCO's main page. How can you take a CEO seriously when he wears a suit jacket over a t-shirt?

    5. Re:So what? by subk · · Score: 1

      SCOX has lost a dollar today..

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    6. Re:So what? by RoLi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Isn't it obvious?

      Obviously, it isn't.

      They are going to sue every major company that uses Linux

      No, they won't.

      So far they didn't sue anybody for using Linux, they only sued IBM for IP-infringement.

      They won't sue anybody for using Linux, but they will continue to threaten to sue.

    7. Re:So what? by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I want to know is this... as far as I know, SCO hasn't established (legally) that it has any of its IP in the Linux kernel. How can they even attempt to charge license fees for this software, let alone sue people for using it? Wouldn't this just get laughed out of court?

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    8. Re:So what? by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I figure it this way:
      • At the end of the day, Linux is still going to be there and nothing SCO has is going to take it away.
      • Slashdot gets a ton of hits out of tossing SCO red meat to the crowd every day, and it's not as if it'll cost them anything.
      • The mob loves feeling like they're The Community heroically fighting for their cause, and it's not like it'll cost them anything.
      • The only people who stand to lose anything are the investors putting money into the pockets of SCO execs in exchange for a stock that's going to crater.
      So, no harm done and fun for all. (Except investors, but they should know better.) But I definitely think the fuss from the Linux media fuels SCO's stock inflation by giving them credibility and attention, and I'd be surprised if that weren't part of their calculation from the begining. Why do you think McBride responds with an open letter to every attack? Do you see other CEOs who feel compelled to treat Groklaw like it's the Wall Street Journal?

      Like I said, it's all good fun but at least know when you're being trolled...

    9. Re:So what? by zero+time+ghost · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "If you guys would just let them slowly drain their money trying to pay lawyers to face off against blue chip companies like IBM, they'd slowly die off. But by giving them attention, they can stay alive. "

      I disagree. If Slashdot and other sites weren't openly critical of SCO, there would still be a number of 'analysts' like Rob Enderle who continue to spin SCO's BS into gold.

      This issue won't die as long as Microsoft and Sun are paying millions of dollars for...um..."licenses."

    10. Re:So what? by saden1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simple questions every lawyer should ask SCO:

      1) On what grounds?
      2) Show me!

      I don't like to be intimidation and I don't think any CFO/CEO/CIO shouldn't either. It is a matter of pride that you stand up for yourself. Remember corporate litigation is a double edged sword. If SCO doesn't win its claim, you can have them pay your legal and court fees. I'm sure there are lawyers out there that would take your case contingent basis.

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    11. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you take a CEO seriously when he wears a suit jacket over a t-shirt?

      Maybe he hopes to be the host of "The New Love Connection" after SCO implodes, and decided to go for the Chuck Woolery look.

    12. Re:So what? by molarmass192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely, notice that they have yet to move beyond mere threats and actually sue any Linux users. If Google gets sued, they could *easily* have the case delayed until the IBM trial is settled, after which there will be no SCO to do any suing anyhow. Regardless, it's not going to happen. I'm sure SCO will come up with a very good reason in February why they have yet to sue anybody. A lot of talk, very little walk.

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    13. Re:So what? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious? They are going to sue every major company that uses Linux until:
      1.) They get to court
      2.) The company simply settles outside of court.


      Still, Google doesn't seem like a very good place to start. Sure, Google uses thousands of Linux servers and is a high-profile operation, but Google will never pay them. I don't think that Google has any real means of income, so it needs to use Linux because Linux is free. They can't afford to pay outrageous sums to SCO or to switch to Slowlaris or Windoze which would each probably cost more than SCO protection money and Windoze would be much less useable and reliable.

      So, Google has every motivation to tell SCO to take a flying leap. Then there'll be a long court battle and Google will win. SCO should target a Fortune-500 company that is more likely to pay up.

    14. Re:So what? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      It's just rubber-necking. We all want to see the horrible destruction when the opposing wills make it to court. I for one cannot wait until the show down. I am just curious as to how fucked our legal system is. If SCO pulls this off, it is indeed time for a revolution. If they get their just due (i.e. federal prison etc...) I will have new faith in the system. Either way, the end result will be dramatic.

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    15. Re:So what? by TKinias · · Score: 2, Funny

      scripsit bdrago:

      Go check out the picture of McBride on SCO's main page. How can you take a CEO seriously when he wears a suit jacket over a t-shirt?

      Well, it would be a bit inappropriate for me to criticize anyone else's fashion sense (suffice it to say that I'm sitting here posting on /.).

      That said, however, that picture really does make him look like a minor character on The Sopranos, doesn't it?

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    16. Re:So what? by jadriaen · · Score: 1

      We all know they are full of garbage, yet its still popular and their stocks are still ok... why?

      BECAUSE OF MEDIA COVERAGE!

      So is that also the main reason Apple is still in business?
    17. Re:So what? by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Why do people always equate "Stock price" with how much money a company has? If SCOX goes to $100 tomorrow, they still don't have any more money than they had yesterday. They're losing existing customers, in part because of the media coverage, and that is choking their continuing sources of revenue off. The one-time investments they have received are just that: One time.

      You want to really cost SCO money? Start a class action lawsuit against them.

    18. Re:So what? by lowtekk · · Score: 1

      Since we're all geeks here, I don't that too many of us are being swayed positively by the coverage. I sort of like hearing how goofy that all of the stuff that SCO is doing is. It's sort of like being in elementary school and listening to the kid that makes up all of the big stories have to keep on getting more outlandish to cover up his original lie.

    19. Re:So what? by sterno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It might get laughed out of court. Ultimately SCO will have to convince a judge that they have some sort of legitimate case. I suspect though if they thought they'd have a good chance, they'd sue a small low profile company to establish a legal precedent against a weak oponent.

      At this point they are trying to spread fear into the community. They are trying to get IBM to settle rather than have this drag out and potentially hurt IBM's business. The more big names they can drag into the morass, the better for them.

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    20. Re:So what? by murphyslawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If SCO doesn't win its claim, you can have them pay your legal and court fees.

      Of course, if SCO doesn't win their stock will tank, they'll be so deep in Chapter 11 they won't have any money to pay your court or legal fees.

      Suing IBM for SCO is win-win. Let's make the following assumption: SCO was going to tank anyway, since they weren't shipping product, and what they had wasn't that good anyway. Keeping that in mind, let's examine the possible outcomes:

      • 1) SCO wins the suit against IBM: SCO can go on a lawsuit spree and sue everybody, and most will probably settle out of court. SCO wins

        2) IBM settles: SCO has a big pot of $$ to send lawyers after other people. SCO wins.

        3) IBM buys SCO: SCO becomes IBM, and investors make bank. SCO wins.

        4)SCO gets laughed out of court: SCO tanks, but has no money to pay off any court costs and ends up dead. So what? They were dying anyway. SCO loses, but not much.

      So if we assume SCO was going to die anyway and had no product, their strategy of suing people isn't so ludicrous - in fact it's perfectly sane. Look at their stock recently, nobody can argue that SCO hasn't been extremely succesful in the one way that matters to most investors.
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    21. Re:So what? by avdp · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't have any means of income? I guess they must giving away all their ads on Google searches. You do know that Google is a profitable company right? Also, do you think lawyers are cheap? If they were looking for the cheapest solution they WOULD settle and pay up rather than defend themselves. But they won't, they have the money to defend themselves, and they're a pretty smart bunch.

    22. Re:So what? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      1) On what grounds?
      2) Show me!


      And when they show you some matching code, which happens to come from BSD or something, how are you going to figure that out ?

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    23. Re:So what? by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1

      If SCO doesn't win its claim, you can have them pay your legal and court fees. I'm sure there are lawyers out there that would take your case contingent basis.

      If I recall correctly, SCO lawyers only get paid if they win. SCO lawyers do not have to pay the court costs if they lose, even if the judge orders that SCO does have to pay them. What seems to be the case is that SCO has gotten into a situation with their lawyers in which the lawyers can lose big by not taking every possible case to court. The lawyers are running the show and have nothing to lose and everything to gain by sueing everyone.

      Perhaps what is needed is a lawsuit against the lawyers.

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    24. Re:So what? by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only reason SCO picked Google is because they are planning one of the biggest IPO in the history of the known universe, alright maybe just the biggest of the year.
      People about to go public don't like lawsuits. People about to go public will pay lots of money to protect their reputation during this months leading up to cashing in and retiring to an island paradise.

    25. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they are going to threaten to sue every major Linux company/Linux Commercial User, until they get to court. They have only filed one suit and that is against IBM, all they've been doing is giving threats. I'd also like to point out that SCO seems to be doing everything we predict so stop posting SCO stories cause your giving them ideas!

    26. Re:So what? by paitre · · Score: 1

      This is actually incorrect at this point.
      Apparently Boies and Company have already received a 7 figure payment in addition to an equity stake in SCO.
      IMHO, this whole mess is starting to smell of collusion between Boies law firm, SCO, Canopy, and possibly other unnamed companies.

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    27. Re:So what? by ArgumentBoy · · Score: 1

      Earlier ./ items have shown that the law firm hopes to make a fortune, and has either stock or options in SCO. It seems to me that this ought to make the law firm vulnerable to countersuits, for abuse of the legal system. SCO is threatening lots of other people with bankruptcy. I think that their officers, directors, and tame attorneys ought to be put at the same risk.

    28. Re:So what? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      they only sued IBM for IP-infringement

      I thought it was over breach of contract--of course they kept changing their story daily.

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    29. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After they go chapter 11, can you go after the personal assets of the officers of the company?

    30. Re:So what? by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But I definitely think the fuss from the Linux media fuels SCO's stock inflation by giving them credibility and attention, and I'd be surprised if that weren't part of their calculation from the begining.

      I don't know how someone can *be* more wrong. (Though the moderators have managed it yet again.)

      SCO's FUD is aimed at investors, and CEO's, not geeks living in their mother's basement.

      And so SCO's target audience is in magazines like Forbes and the Wall Street Journal and the various financial wire services. All of those media outlets have been reporting the SCO story largely uncritically, without any real investigation into the detail of the story.

      Sites like Slashdot and Groklaw have been providing the story behind the story, and as such, they've been doing a good job of countering the SCO FUD. If investors *had* been reading those sites, there would be very little chance that they'd be having a bet on the longshot that SCO can win their case, because they'd have more insight into the nature of SCO's case.

      As it is, they read the analysts and reporters who have been say 'SCO has showed us the evidence and there appears to be a huge payday a little way down the line.' Deutche Bank have a target price on SCO of something like $45 dollars a share, and it's only the Linux press that is saying precisely why that price target is unlikely to be realized.

      Eventually, someone in the mainstream financial press will get the whole picture and confidence in SCO will take a tumble. The Linux media is playing an essential part in that process by doing the analysis and amassing the evidence that the non-tech press seems to be incapable of doing.

      Why do you think McBride responds with an open letter to every attack? Do you see other CEOs who feel compelled to treat Groklaw like it's the Wall Street Journal?

      McBride's comments *are* aimed at the WSJ, not Groklaw. I can't find any comments from McBride or any SCO executive to PJ. If anything, PJ's assiduous coverage and analysis of this story puts the mainstream media to shame and shows the way that Blogging as a form of collaborative open journalism actually *can* cover specialist stories in more depth and with greater critical analysis than the rest of the media have been capable of so far.

      Nice troll though. Congratulations.

    31. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, after what they're arguing to the judge in the RedHat case, any lawyer worth their salt would use judicial estoppel to point out that the other company cannot be sued until SCO proves their claims (e.g. after the IBM case, which SCO wants to drag out practically forever...)

      BTW, judicial estoppel is just a fancy way of saying you can't tell two different judges in two different cases two different things. SCO is telling the judge in RedHat vs. SCO that this should all be delayed until after the IBM case, so...

      Furthermore, one thing we should not lose site of: we can expect to WIN this case (SCO vs. IBM). There really isn't much to worry about there. Instead, we need to worry about our actions during it. As much as I want to see SCO finished off quickly, if the OSS community does anything that can be spun in a negative light, it will only fuel MS & co.'s FUD. E.G. "look at how those *COMMUNIST* OSS types tried to run poor little SCO into the ground" ad nauseum, and similar rediculous claims.

      Hell, they're even using Perens' own presentation (that showed that SCO didn't own the code it claims to) against IBM to assert that they don't need to show their presentations to IBM because, after all, it wasn't really an example of IBM's infringement... (slimy, no?)

      Speaking of which, I should now disclose that this whole post should be understood as my personal views, not necessarily those of anyone else, that I am not a lawyer, and that you should read groklaw.net if you want more info on what I've just said.

    32. Re:So what? by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      And when they show you some matching code, which happens to come from BSD or something, how are you going to figure that out ?

      I'd post it here.

      Stupid question.

    33. Re:So what? by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      Look at their stock recently, nobody can argue that SCO hasn't been extremely succesful in the one way that matters to most investors.



      Currently the largest flow of money is not on the stock market, it is on SCO's obvious capability to raise hard money from investors. Not stock trading, but hard currency flowing from one account to another. USD 50Mio were recently transferred to SCO and that represents a ton of money for a company whose sole aim is litigation. With that kind of money you can keep an army of attorneys busy for years, suing the holy bejeesus out of anything that has an "x" in its product name.

      What's more: We still don't know the actual "sponsor" of the lump sum and we will most certainly have to wait a couple of years to really find out, *why* someone would invest hard cash at this point of the proceedings. On what ground did an investor come to the conclusion that USD 50 Mio is money well spent? For a company that does not have a marketable product, a company that hardly has any competent technical guys left?

      What we are going to see in the next couple of years is a company that will always have at least one multimillion Dollar lawsuit going on. Always enough publicity to make it into the Wall Street Journal or the Financial Times and generally maintain the picture of "Linux Bad, Linux Bad".

      Whatever the outcome of the IBM proceedings will be, SCO will always be in business of suing another company. They can't get bankrupt, unless one judge finds SCO guilty of something so hefty that no investor would be willing to cover that lump sum.

      I am not holding my breath.

    34. Re:So what? by Otter · · Score: 1
      I don't know how someone can *be* more wrong.

      Insert obligatory "You must be new here."

      And so SCO's target audience is in magazines like Forbes and the Wall Street Journal and the various financial wire services. All of those media outlets have been reporting the SCO story largely uncritically, without any real investigation into the detail of the story...Sites like Slashdot and Groklaw have been providing the story behind the story, and as such, they've been doing a good job of countering the SCO FUD. If investors *had* been reading those sites, there would be very little chance that they'd be having a bet on the longshot that SCO can win their case, because they'd have more insight into the nature of SCO's case.

      You started out on the right track and lost it -- SCO isn't getting anywhere with geeks in basements and isn't trying to. The problem is that both those media outlets and stupid investors come to Slashdot, see all the hysteria being kicked up every day (remember, they don't realize that all those screeching posters are 14 year old Windows users, not Linux insiders) and figure that there must be something plausible underlying all that fuss. I realize you're completely convinced that SCO has no case and is just pulling a shakedown, as am I, but I guarantee Slashdot is increasing SCO's credibility in the rest of the media, not diminishing it.

      The Linux media is playing an essential part in that process by doing the analysis and amassing the evidence that the non-tech press seems to be incapable of doing.

      That's absolutely true, but has nothing to do with daily stories like "SCO To Sue Google!!!! (somebody suspects)".

      McBride's comments *are* aimed at the WSJ, not Groklaw. I can't find any comments from McBride or any SCO executive to PJ.

      I'm certain I've seen public SCO responses to Groklaw and similar sites but don't have time now to wade through 500 SCO stories to find them. At any rate, you don't see other CEOs publically slugging it out with unknown web sites, do you? McBride issues those statements for one reason: to yank the Linux crowd's chain and generate more publicity and FUD.

      Nice troll though. Congratulations.

      Whatever.

    35. Re:So what? by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      The more big names they can drag into the morass, the better for them.

      The more big names they drag into the morass, the worse they'll be bitten in the ass when SCO is proven wrong. Remember that each of these extra suits hinges on finding SCO IP in the kernel and about a million other conditions. So if the first one against IBM[1] falls through, the whole house of cards caves in.

      [1]: I've completely lost track of whom SCO has sued and why.

    36. Re:So what? by sterno · · Score: 1

      At this point SCO is screwed, they are playing poker with somebody who has way more money and is perfectly willing to call their bluff. When the suit against IBM fails, yes, the rest falls apart. SCO is hoping that if they can stir up enough trouble IBM will try to buy them, etc, just to clean this situation up.

      IBM isn't going to do this, but what other choice does SCO have? If they back out of the suits, they'll be just as doomed, and it will happen faster. So they buy for time, and do everything they can to give IBM a reason to end this standoff.

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    37. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people who stand to lose anything are the investors putting money into the pockets of SCO execs in exchange for a stock that's going to crater.

      For your information, SCO stock is currently trading at about 12 times the price it had before SCO originally announced it owned code in Linux. SCO investors are laughing at clueless clowns like you all the way to the bank.

      Some people have lost money, of course. For example, the ones who shorted SCO stock after the initial rise, when it was at about $5 (it's tripled since then). Or the ones who shorted it at $10....

    38. Re:So what? by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      So cutting one's losses has now gone out of fashion in the business world? Well, I guess we all play poker differently...

    39. Re:So what? by milkman_matt · · Score: 1
      That said, however, that picture really does make him look like a minor character on The Sopranos, doesn't it?

      Hey now, the mafia has way more class/talent/brains/whatever than McBride, that was taking it too far!

      -matt

    40. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see SCOX futures negotiation graph... ;-)

    41. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hell, they're even using Perens' own presentation (that showed that SCO didn't own the code it claims to) against IBM to assert that they don't need to show their presentations to IBM because, after all, it wasn't really an example of IBM's infringement... (slimy, no?)"

      I'd say surreal, yes?!

    42. Re:So what? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      5) Daryl does 10 to 20 breaking rocks in the Utah sun.

      My idea of a win-win situation.

    43. Re:So what? by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SCO isn't getting anywhere with geeks in basements and isn't trying to.

      I don't believe I suggested they were. Quite the contrary, in fact. It was you suggesting that they were taking Groklaw seriously. Personally, I think that the only way they take it seriously is as a threat to their FUD.

      The problem is that both those media outlets and stupid investors come to Slashdot, see all the hysteria being kicked up every day (remember, they don't realize that all those screeching posters are 14 year old Windows users, not Linux insiders) and figure that there must be something plausible underlying all that fuss.

      I don't believe those people come to Slashdot and read the comments. They'd have to be as retarded as we are. Seriously, they just don't have the time. If they do read Slashdot, then they'd come read the top stories as a pointer to breaking news from the other media, but I really don't believe serious journalists/analysts/investors spend time wading through tripe about Natalie Portman and Hot grits in an attempt to get at the few insightful nuggets that you get here. It's a very poor use of their valuable time.

      I guarantee Slashdot is increasing SCO's credibility in the rest of the media, not diminishing it.

      And you guarantee this based upon what? As someone who spent a few years working as a freelance journalist, and who still has friends working in the media, I can guarantee that no journalist that I've ever met would even bother to read more than the first half dozen comments that you get here, before then dismissing it as meaningless tripe and a waste of their time.

      If you were a specialist IT reporter and were researching the story and you read the Slashdot comments for anything, it would be in the hopes of identifying someone who wasn't an Anonymous Coward who has insightful views and expertise in a related area and so might give you a quote (though you'd have to have a lot of time on your hands because there are far, far easier ways of doing that), or possibly to get some sense of what the unwashed Linux-using masses were saying/thinking about the issue. Although it doesn't seem that way sometimes, most people who are intelligent enough to sustain a career in the media - a highly competitive field -- tend to be pretty good at evaluating evidence and I can't think of anything that would come lower on their agenda than a bunch of Anonymous Coward posts to Slashdot.

      At any rate, you don't see other CEOs publically slugging it out with unknown web sites, do you? McBride issues those statements for one reason: to yank the Linux crowd's chain and generate more publicity and FUD.

      OK, I see what you're saying, but I believe that he's less interested in yanking the Linux crowd's chain, than he is in generating the publicity, because it's the publicity that results in the rise in the stock price -- which is his real goal. I think the chain yanking is an accidental spin-off that I'm sure he finds entertaining, because he's clearly an aggressive, competitive guy who is waging a war for public opinion.

      But if Linux advocates were to simply ignore these statements, he'd be turning around to the media saying 'Look, I'm right. That lot haven't got any arguments to counter our claims.' As it is though, his claims are widely reported in the Linux press in order to allow people to make some contribution to contesting the FUD.

      I do take your point about the way Slashdot tends to be something of a rumour mill though, reporting vague opinion and speculation. I much prefer to read Groklaw for my SCO news, partly because the coverage there is much more detailed and substantive, but mostly because the quality of discussion there is so much higher.

      Finally, I accept that you weren't trolling, but I still think you're dead wrong about this.

    44. Re:So what? by veldstra · · Score: 1

      It's now more then ever important to let this case have a day in a courtroom. And I think that's why IBM is moving so carefully.
      If IBM really wanted to have this case settled, then it could've moved to get some sort of preliminary injunction, where SCO would have to show something to validate it claims. Yet IBM is moving towards facing SCO in court, and meanwhile RedHat is trying to fasttrack things.
      For IBM there might be another reason to see it's countersuit proceed: To have the GPL once and for all validated as a legal license. AFAIK until today no company ever dared to fight the GPL, and even SCO is more or less acknowledging the validity of it, although they are trying lamely to say it's unconstitutional.
      If the ruling is that the GPL is valid, then IBM (and others) can use the GPL'ed software as a proven weapon against Microsoft.
      As far as SCO's reason for keeping the talk up and the evidence down: I guess by now we can be close to 100% sure that there's no case for them. But by putting out press releases at the speed of light, most press seem to have forgotten what's true and what's not. They just bravely copy each and every word from the pressrelease.

    45. Re:So what? by Fembot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and im sure here I read somthing (in the UK) about it being illegal to threaten lawsuits if you never actualy intented to persue it... wonder if we can nail them with that or whatever the US equivilant it

    46. Re:So what? by DarkProphet · · Score: 1

      I respectfully disagree. SCOX (pronounced suk'koks, btw hehe) sucks. Slashdot's attention to the ongoing SCOX farce does not lend implicit credibility to the case to anyone except to other Slashdotters. SCOX can and will fuel their FUD machine with or without the attention of slashdot, regardless of what anyone here thinks.

      Personally I get a kick out of the whole thing and can't wait to hear what twisted idiocy they come up with next.

      On the other hand, google does archive slashdot posts, so the more posts linking SCOX and Linux/IBM/Google/RedHat/SuSE/Novell that actually have some rational reasoning for why SCOX is full of crap, the better.

      In any case, I would liken SCOX to genital herpes or public lice. Ignoring them DEFINATELY does not mean they will go away ;-)

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  3. Re:God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn to distinguish between the slashdot added stuff and the stuff provider by the submitter.

  4. FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, maybe this is going to be their first scalp, all I can say is I hope any court case would be swift and nullify the upcomming IBM case

    1. Re:FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      retard, since the IBM lawsuit has already been filed, a court date set (march 2005), and it's currently in the discovery phase, it seems unlikely a lawsuit against google, which has not yet been filed and is for an unrelated matter, will have any effect on the IBM case in progress.

  5. Coincidence? by Idou · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Didn't MS try to BUY google but google refused? Then MS said that they would compete with google.

    I guess we are seeing how MS intends to compete with google . . .

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    1. Re:Coincidence? by Neophytus · · Score: 5, Funny

      *moderates +5 aluminium hat*

    2. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ahh... the TRVTH comes out!

      If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em.

      If you can't buy 'em, kill 'em.

      Good luck! ---(sarcasm)

    3. Re:Coincidence? by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the JFK fits in there somewhere too.

    4. Re:Coincidence? by Ryosen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't so far fetched... Remember that Microsoft made a sizeable investment in SCO a little while back. With a server farm the size of Google's, this could cause considerable harm to their operations. Consider what an injuction against Google during litigation might do. If they can't use their servers, they're out of business.

      My question is this, tho: Whatever happened to barratry? In particular, what of the laws regarding making threat of litigation and not following through?

      I think Google should call their bluff and get this taken care of once and for all. However, the threat of a lawsuit, and even filing one, is not much to get concerned over. Google probably gets threats all of the time (see: Scientology and Xenu).

      Now, a verdict, on the other hand....

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    5. Re:Coincidence? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I guess we are seeing how MS intends to compete with google . . ."

      Yeah because Google is a much bigger threat to Microsoft than Apple.

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    6. Re:Coincidence? by Foofoobar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SCO also is the current owner of XENIX after Caldera bought them from the original SCO. XENIX as you may recall was Microsofts venture into the Unix arena and interestingly enough, part of the contract that SCO currently owns states that if Microsoft EVER decides to build another UNIX based OS, that SCO has exclusive rights on building that OS.

      At least that's the way the original contract read and that's the contract that Caldera bought from the original SCO.

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    7. Re:Coincidence? by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think google might be a juicier target because they're looking at an IPO. SCO may be hoping paying them off (in cash or stock) would be easier than doing an IPO with a potentially costly lawsuit hanging over their heads (even though the lawsuit has no merit).

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    8. Re:Coincidence? by Some+Clown · · Score: 1

      I probably just missed the boat somewhere on this one, but how do we know Microsoft is involved in all of this SCO shite? I'm not doubting that they are by any means, it's just the kind of thing they'd do, but is there some information somewhere on how involved they *really* are?

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    9. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like the pot calling the kettle black, huh? Here we are asking for proof from SCO ... yet we're openly chastizing Microsoft for something there's no proof that they've done. Shhhh! Keep it a secret. Slashdot is biased!

    10. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - down and to the right.

    11. Re:Coincidence? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1
      This conspiracy theory may have some merit, but to be honest Google was an obvious choice even sans-Microsoft. SCO wants to sue a major, high-profile Linux user. Who better than Google? It would attract a lot of media attention and drive the SCOX stock value even higher.

      When I read about SCO's future litigation ... ehem ... business plans a few weeks ago Google was my very first guess. But my second guess would be a major Hollywood CGI company that has a render farm, like Pixar. Third guess: some company on Wall Street since big finance companies use a lot of Linux and have deep pockets.

      In a way, Hollywood is the best guess because they're very sensitive to issues of "intellectual property" and they're just starting to flirt with Linux. Google is more entrenched, and is going to be less open to being strong-armed about using the kernel.

    12. Re:Coincidence? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I think you people have your maths all wrong. Google is looking at a 10+ Billion IPO in a Bear market. When compared to this, 7 million in license fees really is pocket change. Sure, it may sound like alot to us. However, a few million really isn't that much to a large IT operation.

      What Google may risk here is alienating it's own staff and the Unix community at large. They have a great deal of public esteem that they have to protect.

      Compared to that, even the cost of even losing a copyright infringement suit is small change.

      The only reasonable move for Google (in terms of PR) would be to fight the good fight and make SCO "put up or shut up".

      There's another thing to consider. Even if there is "contamination", Google just might have the resources to clean up the mess all on their own.

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    13. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ever happened to barratry? About the same thing that's happened to effective enforcement of antitrust laws since Ashcorft's Justice(?) Dept. has busied itself looking for terrorists under every bed.

    14. Re:Coincidence? by arkanes · · Score: 1
      Laws against barratry and the like a trivialy easy to loophole out of. An example:

      "We're evaluating all our options and we will very likely make an announcement regarding a lawsuit by the end of the month".

      See? No barratry there. No threats of legal action. Just IMPLIED threats. Remember Felton suing the RIAA for it's letter threatning him? Same thing. There was no actual threat, simply an implied one. If we could get a good precendent that implied threats like this were barratry I think we'd see alot of usefull change in our legal system. Which is, of course, why we won't see that.

    15. Re:Coincidence? by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      I didn't know this.

      One of my long time theories would be that there would be a MS Linux distro soon.

      If this is the case SCO has MicroSoft's arm behind their back.

      MicroSoft dare not buy SCO as the whole anti-trust thing go bizerk again, trying to unfairly dominate the market with frivolous lawsuites.

      I now don't think the SCO thing benefits anyone,
      maybe SCO knew this and went into battle to keep MicroSoft off their doorstep for now,
      and maybe some quick out of court settlements to make the top rich,
      then the MS buyout, for even more riches,
      greed, ain't it wonderful.

      It's clear MicroSoft has some serious issues with the high profile China and Brazil thing,
      MicroSoft can use Linux in their own OS, and nothing says it must be the GNU userland....

    16. Re:Coincidence? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "This isn't so far fetched... Remember that Microsoft made a sizeable investment in SCO a little while back."

      Microsoft also has potentially infringing code in Windows. It's more likely that Microsoft was covering their own ass in case SCO wins than trying to blow away Google.

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    17. Re:Coincidence? by doublem · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, it is.

      Apple has its niche and hasn't shown signs of growing out of it a VERY long time.

      Google on the other hand, is a direct threat to Microsoft's own search engine. The search results prove they can't match Google's ability to give useful results, and I don't think the gimmicks Microsoft has bandied (Image search using face recognition code, searching your local files) about will get people to leave Google.

      Yes, Google. is a bigger threat to Microsoft than Apple. In the short term I'd say it's more of a threat than Linux, at least to Microsoft's dreams of owning the Internet.

      That said, I doubt Microsoft really has that much to do with SCO's actions beyond investing in them. They funded a company that's going after Linux, and that's all they need to do.

      SCO is all about headlines, and in order for suing a Linux using company to boost their stock price, it had to be someone with a lot of boxes (So the damages will be a nice big number), name recognition would preferably be someone who doesn't have a contract with one of the big Linux firms like IBM, Red Hat and Suse.

      Google is the most logical choice by this criteria.

      One of the best known names on the Internet.

      Thousands of boxes.

      May or may not have all those boxes through another firm that could come to their aid.

      And they have the bonus of an approaching IPO, which in the minds of typical SCO lawyers should make Google terrified of bad press.

      Google is the most logical choice for a Linux form that SCO can sue.

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    18. Re:Coincidence? by phraktyl · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute... I see where this is going:

      SCO owns Linux. And Microsoft secretly controls SCO (until such time as they can publically announce it). When this happens, Microsoft will effectively own Linux! Brilliant!

      Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe this is what we have all been waiting for: Linux on the Desktop!

      At this point, all of the Linux-loving, Microsoft-loathing Slashdot crowd (no troll intended---I include myself in this group) will be utterly confused, claim that, in fact, BSD is *not* dying, and we will all figure out how to use ports...

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    19. Re:Coincidence? by Clinoti · · Score: 1
      SCO first needs to show what part of code it is that they claim as IP. Since they are hesitant to do this even now with IBM, et al, I doubt they will get anywhere as close with Google.

      Although from a PR perspective it's pure genius or pure insanity. Poking a stick a Google -The golden child of every Linux /OSS Technocrat; is like the proverbial beehive. It would bring more unification in this community than the smaller challenges and probably speed up the case for IBM vs. the bug on the windshield, since almost everyone uses Google and although there are many challengers waiting in the wings, no one wants to see them gone right now.

      Though on the same note, toppling Google or forcing Google to stutter in any form or fashion would be a Fait Accompli for any company.

      Anyhow its all speculation and dreams...which given the drunkards at the wheel at SCO, is probably a thought process in the making.

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    20. Re:Coincidence? by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      Yeah because Google is a much bigger threat to Microsoft than Apple.

      Given the Google is a defacto Linux knowledgebase, is that statement supposed to be sarcasm?

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    21. Re:Coincidence? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Given the Google is a defacto Linux knowledgebase, is that statement supposed to be sarcasm?"

      Linux would very easily survive Google's demise.

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    22. Re:Coincidence? by placeclicker · · Score: 0

      Not a threat, something that, once taken over, allows them to control what you see on the internet.

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    23. Re:Coincidence? by budgenator · · Score: 1
      since you are already at +5 intersting, you dodn't need my mod point so here's why your comment is even more interesting; you said...
      ...part of the contract that SCO currently owns states that if Microsoft EVER decides to build another UNIX based OS, that SCO has exclusive rights on building that OS.


      when all of this SCO brewhaha started I ventured over to opengroup's website, and found a reference to the probability that windowsNT (which I can't find now) would qualify for unix branding or would with very little effort. In fact unix.org does say that
      Microsoft(R) Windows NT was developed as a completely new, state of the art, 32 bit operating system. As such, it has no connection with the UNIX system source code. However, market demand for POSIX.1 , POSIX.2 has led to developments by several companies of add-ons that provide partial functionality. Should the functionality meet the requirements of the UNIX brand then indeed it could become a registered UNIX system.
      So for Microsoft to give SCO $50M to either kill Linux or die trying is a win/win situation for Microsoft.
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    24. Re:Coincidence? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Not a threat, something that, once taken over, allows them to control what you see on the internet."

      And so Microsoft is pulling SCO's strings to take control of the internet side of the media in order to...?

      If Microsoft really reached this far to deal with competition, it would be hemmoraging money. I hope you all realize that at some point.

    25. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem here is that through this "source claiming to be in the know" SCO has managed to spin the FUD they were hoping for without ever having to say it themselves. They will probably never come out and drop the name directly, so Google can't call the bluff, as technically, SCO haven't made one.

      I think a pool should be started on what big Linux user's name will be dropped next week. Is Merrill Lynch actually a big Linux shop? If so, I bet the casual mentioning of them last week didn't go unnoticed back at their head office. Again, mission accomplished without having to commit to anything.

      Hehe, where can I get tin foil in brown? I look so pasty in silver.

    26. Re:Coincidence? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Heh. Totally. And if they end up with the controlling stock in the company, then they get their contract back or at least the option to destroy the contract.

      I'm pretty sure Microsoft encourages this and knows SCO has no chance to win. But yeah. I've considered that myself. Microsoft really cannot lose on this one unless SCO gets smart... and what's the chance of that happening?

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    27. Re:Coincidence? by tiger99 · · Score: 1

      The chance is about as great as Gates delivering a new OS on time, within the original memory usage and performance estimates, and with less than 10,000 new bugs. I don't think there is sufficient precision in the IEEE 80 bit floating point format to express the actual probability numerically, it is a lot less troublesome to think of it as simply ZERO. Pure mathematicians will no doubt not be impressed by such an "engineering approximation" to the truth.

  6. Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by johneee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give it a year or so, the SCO debacle will be over, and people will be back to having MS on the top of their hate lists.

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    1. Re:Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by Roofus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Give it a year or so, the SCO debacle will be over, and people will be back to having MS on the top of their hate lists.

      No doubt. SCO is like the Brittany Spears of music - comes out of Goddamn nowhere, blows up bigger than life itself, and then fades into oblivion almost as quickly. All that's left in the end is a smoking crater of fake tits.

      MS, on the other hand, has real skill. They're like Michael Bolton - who will outlast every one of us!

    2. Re:Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by g_goblin · · Score: 0

      No doubt. SCO is like the Brittany Spears of music - comes out of Goddamn nowhere, blows up bigger than life itself, and then fades into oblivion almost as quickly. All that's left in the end is a smoking crater of fake tits.

      I'd still hit it - the crater of fake tits that is

    3. Re:Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eew. I just had a bizarre mental image of Darl tongue-kissing Bill Gates at the next Comdex.

    4. Re:Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by EventHorizon · · Score: 1

      Which one of his songs would you say you like best?

    5. Re:Ah, SCO is a flash in the pan. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      All that's left in the end is a smoking crater of fake tits.
      Brittany has left a wonderful legacy. Thanks to her I can see the bare belly of every beautiful woman in this city.

      If others copy SCO however, it can only end in tears.

  7. WTF? by thufir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't they have to PROVE!!!?!?! they own what they are trying to collect fees for?

    Haven't they done everything but?

    If SCO does do anything like that, they will go down for FRAUD!!!!

    1. Re:WTF? by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? The entire point of the lawsuit (any of them) is to determine whether or not any IP rights were violated. SCO claims that they were, the defendents claim they were not.That's what the proof will be (if the court were to rule with SCO).

    2. Re:WTF? by UID30 · · Score: 1
      Don't they have to PROVE!!!?!?! they own what they are trying to collect fees for?

      of course not, silly mortal. SCO can bill whomever they want. nobody is obliged to pay, however. SCO wants some poor schmuck of an accountant to point out that it would be cheaper to pay SCO than litigate ... thus building the appearance of legal precedent. this is nothing more than fuel for the SCO stock pumping scheme.
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    3. Re:WTF? by pyros · · Score: 3, Informative
      SCO can bill whomever they want.

      I know you're just being fecitious, but unless they can prove that they have rights to bill for it, then sending a bill is fraud. Doing so would open them up to criminal prosecution.

    4. Re:WTF? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Wrong - the entire point of the lawsuit is to increase their stock price for long enough for the executives and investors to Make Money Fast.

    5. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on, that can't be right, otherwise you could just bill everyone for use of your Shmuhungle. Yes, of course you have a Shmuhungle. No, I'm not going to point out what it is. Or describe it. But you have one, and you have to pay me to use it.

    6. Re:WTF? by generalpf · · Score: 1

      That can't be true. Last I heard, neither Darl not the other execs sold any stock since.

    7. Re:WTF? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      And their families? And their friends? There's no records of that, at least not online.

      I'm not sure if you're being serious or not. Here's a list of documented sales: Insider Trading from Yahoo!

      They've been planning this for some time, and put in sales orders to sell at their target prices which until the lawsuit was filed were completely unrealistic. I think it is obvious what they're doing.

    8. Re:WTF? by Savagemutt · · Score: 1

      IANAL, blah, blah, blah...

      But it seems to me that if SCO really has IP in Linux, then they're doing the right thing by billing users before the trial. If they waited until a court judgement in the IBM case then lots of affected folks might simply dump their infringing software and go with something else. Suddenly, there wouldn't be anyone to bill. This way they can establish an attempt to bill for services while the company was using the offending product, and they don't get to escape by saying "hey, we got rid of it"

      This makes me think that the company really thinks they're going to win the IBM suit. Or maybe they're anticipating that potential investors will interpret it the way I do and its just a scam. Or maybe...

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    9. Re:WTF? by pyros · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's certainly a point to consider, but don't forget that copyright infringement damages aren't repaired by the unwitting consumers. SCO would have to prove that the people being billed knew that SCO was the legitimate copyright holder prior to their deployment. If a newspaper publishes copyrighted content in an infringing fahsion, the readers are not liable for damages caused to the copyright holder, only the newspaper is. I think in this case, "hey we didn't know, but since bringing it to our attention, we've gotten rid of it" would be a perfectly sound legal defense. Either that or "this vendor sold it to us without telling us, please see them for damages," which would most likely in turn become "IBM/SUSE/Red Hat/whomever didn't tell us, sue them."

    10. Re:WTF? by attobyte · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I would have to say that not knowing the IP was in Linux before installing it does not make you at fault. Just because you buy a paper that someone plagerised does not mean you're at fault. I agree you would have to get rid of the product ASAP but I dont think you can be held liable for past use.

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    11. Re:WTF? by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      But it seems to me that if SCO really has IP in Linux, then they're doing the right thing by billing users before the trial.

      I'm not so sure that they are. It seems to me that if they really were a legitimate company with genuine IP rights in Linux, they'd be saying to end users 'You have no right to use this software. Please remove it from your servers. Similar functionality can be found in SCO ShitServer and we suggest that you migrate to that.'

      They could also bring an action against all of the people who actually sold them the software -- like RedHat, SuSE, Caldera, etc.

      I don't remember the people who owned the patents to LZW compression in gifs sending out bills to end users, telling them that if they continued to use Photoshop 5 (or whatever), they'd see them in court.

      Anyone know of any precedents for invoicing end users like this?

  8. I wonder by 7x7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how you can sue someone for violating your IP rights without legal backing saying your own that IP in the first place.

    Is it legal to send a big F-U in response?

    1. Re:I wonder by Beatbyte · · Score: 1

      Is it legal to send a big F-U in response?

      its not legal to sue. who cares if its legal to flick them off?

    2. Re:I wonder by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      Well, the trial involves determining facts (some of which are disputed, some of which aren't). In this case, Google would dispute the validity of the IP rights, and the trial would determine that legal backing. You don't need a trial to initially prove you own the IP; who would the other litigating party be?

    3. Re:I wonder by bfg9000 · · Score: 3, Funny
      how you can sue someone for violating your IP rights without legal backing saying your own that IP in the first place... Is it legal to send a big F-U in response?

      Not required! If I were Google, I'd simply set my algorithm so that every search for SCO takes you to Goatse, every search for "Dickhead" takes you to SCO, and I'd put Darl McBride's personal email on every google page rendered so the spam spiders will have a field day....

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    4. Re:I wonder by mr.nicholas · · Score: 1

      It's even stranger if you keep in mind the analogy someone posted here a few months back: If Ford is found to violate Toyota's IP, Toyota can't sue the drivers of Fords over it.

    5. Re:I wonder by schon · · Score: 5, Informative

      how you can sue someone for violating your IP rights

      The thing is, you can't sue someone for 'violating IP rights' (well, you can sue for anything, but you can't win)

      If SCO is going to sue, they'll have to say what 'IP' it is that Google is infringing WRT Linux - is Google infringing copyright (Hmm, they're not distributing Linux), Trademark (SCO doesn't own the Linux trademark), or Trade Secret (that would be a tough one to prove.)

      As Eben Moglen has said, you can't bring a copyright infringement suit against someone for using something, only for copying it. They would have to go after whoever Google got their software from (or the case would be thrown out.)

      They have a better shot at going after Google for contributory infringement (linking to Linux download sites) - but even that has a snowball's chance in hell.

    6. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If SCO is going to sue, they'll have to say what 'IP' it is that Google is infringing WRT Linux - is Google infringing copyright (Hmm, they're not distributing Linux), Trademark (SCO doesn't own the Linux trademark), or Trade Secret (that would be a tough one to prove.)
      They are infringing on the licensing terms of Linux. As SCO owns Linux, it can set its own licensing terms. Those terms are $699 per license. Google has not paid, hence SCO are taking them to court.

      They can go after whoever gave Linux to Google for copyright infringement, yes, but that's not what they're getting Google for.
    7. Re:I wonder by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      that's how common sense would have it, but from _their_ point of view... software is licensed to the user, not a physical product. their license for using that software is invalid because 1. the license itself is invalid (gpl is invalid), and 2. the works contain their copyright stuff so the original licenser couldn't give a license to use the software.

      just a little reminder of their mangled point of view.

    8. Re:I wonder by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      Linux isn't a company, so it's not as simple. If I (as an enduser) use RH or debian or suse, I shouldn't be liable for anything they might have done wrong. But what if you modify and recompile your linux kernel? That makes you more akin to Ford Motor Company than just a schmuck that drives a Taurus.

      I'd say, given the nature of Linux development, if Linux does contain SCO/Unix IP, the individual that submitted the code is liable. Maybe we'll find out.

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    9. Re:I wonder by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 1
      SCO's lawsuit will have to be "you have failed to pay a required license by continuing to use the Linux kernel version 2.4 in your servers." Since they have a lawsuit pending which will establish or deny some or all of their copyright claims, any suit against a party for failing to pay license fees for the copyrighted code will have to wait for the outcome of the other case. Until they actually file a lawsuit, against whomever, we can't know what the suit will actually entail; however, we can make some seemingly well-educated guesses about what it will cover:

      • [target company]'s failure to pay a license fee to SCO for SCO-owned code
      • Discovery of exactly how many infringing systems are in use at [target company]
      • Damages x3 for commercial use of software which violates SCO's copyrights


      SCO will have to prove copyright, but unless they are trying to prove their copyright case before the suit against IBM goes to trial, it's the IBM suit which will establish or fail to establish those claims. If it is indeed Google, and indeed SCO claims "you violated our copyrights" then Google should probably ask for, and would probably get, a dismissal without prejudice based on SCO's involvement with IBM in that suit. If SCO were to successfully claim some copyright violations in their suit against IBM, and Google then continued infringing, they would be subject to a re-filing of the original suit.

      Everything hinges on SCO's successful suit proving that IBM infringed SCO's copyrights by placing SCO owned-code into the Linux Kernel version 2.4. Until they have that in their hands, they will be barred from suing to collect license fees based on IBM's alleged copyright infringement. This, unless SCO intends to argue that Google also violated SCO's copyrights, separately from and seemingly co-incident with IBM's alleged violation.
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    10. Re:I wonder by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      As Eben Moglen has said, you can't bring a copyright infringement suit against someone for using something, only for copying it. They would have to go after whoever Google got their software from (or the case would be thrown out.)

      If they couldn't sue Google per se, could they pursue some sort of injunction against them to stop using what SCO claims is "their" technology? That would definitely screw Google over to a huge extent- they'd have to either pay up to SCO for a "license", or port their entire operation to some non-infringing OS.

      Of course, that's all contingent on SCO being able to prove they "own" Linux, which is far from a given considering that their claims seem like horseshit so far. Their ability to pursue injunctions like a theoretical one against Google would probably hinge on the success of their suit against IBM. I'm just saying that even if they can't sue Google, SCO may still have means to try and extract cash from Google.

      I'm far from a lawyer; that's just my layman's understanding of it. Corrections welcome. :D

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    11. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is, if I decide I want Toyota mirrors on my Ford, or want to drop a Toyota engine into my Ford then Toyota can sue me for making modifications to my car that involve Toyota parts or technology?

    12. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's entirely accurate. And mostly because you are using the phrase "intellectual property" to refer to a collection of rights which are actually quite dissimilar from one another except that they rely on the force of government to enable a monopoly over ephemeral things such as ideas, stories, "good names" and secrets. If Ford violates a Toyota patent, people driving Ford vehicles may very well be liable for infringing the patent (since patents prohibit the use of patented concepts). A better example would be a newspaper publishing a plagiarized article. The readers are not guilty of copyright infringement since copyright does not prohibit the reading or possession of materials copied or distributed in an infringing manner.

    13. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great, so all the companies which have patents on human genes, common chemicals and compounds, etc.. can now sue everyone for breathing their air, using their genes, etc.. That doesn't make sense, you're living in Crazyworld.

    14. Re:I wonder by bmongar · · Score: 1

      But what if you modify and recompile your linux kernel? That makes you more akin to Ford Motor Company than just a schmuck that drives a Taurus.
      I think it makes you more akin to a mechanic than Ford Motor Company.

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    15. Re:I wonder by DoctorScooby · · Score: 0

      "It's not a bug, it's a feature."

    16. Re:I wonder by haystor · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and SCO's issue is with the one bound by the license. If you pirate software, you're not bound by the license but merely by the law which is often much less strict.

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    17. Re:I wonder by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      You don't need a licence to use software. You need a licence to copy software.

      Of course, the copyright holder might ask you to agree to a licence as a condition of obtaining a copy from them, but that is another matter altogether.

    18. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is it legal to send a big F-U in response?


      Hey, leave Furman University out of this!
    19. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what about this situation:

      You take the infringing Ford part and sell it to your friend who uses it for his Chevy (hypothetically this part could be adaptable).

      Are you liable to Toyota now? Is the chevy owner?

    20. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If SCO is stupid enough to try to sue on copyright infringement, all the defendant has to do is raise the issue of copyright misuse. SCO's violation of the GPL put it as a copyright infringer, and its linux license illegially tries to extend whatever copyright interest they have to the kernel in its enitrety. You can't bring a copyright infringment case before the courts when you have "unclean hands", so SCO would get smacked out of court.

    21. Re:I wonder by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      If they couldn't sue Google per se, could they pursue some sort of injunction against them to stop using what SCO claims is "their" technology? That would definitely screw Google over to a huge extent- they'd have to either pay up to SCO for a "license", or port their entire operation to some non-infringing OS.

      I look forward to them getting that injunction - we'll finally see SCO's secret evidence out in the open (I assume it would be public record once filed in the lawsuit).

      Assuming SCO wins, the "linux tax" due from Google would a fair bit of pocket change ($7 million for their 10000 Linux servers), but the judge may force them to charge a more reasonable amount. Or Google could just tell SCO "OK, here's your IP back, we're moving to BSD"

    22. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As Eben Moglen has said, you can't bring a copyright infringement suit against someone for using something, only for copying it. They would have to go after whoever Google got their software from (or the case would be thrown out.)

      That might not be true for Google. I'd find it hard to believe that haven't made a copy of Linux at some point.

    23. Re:I wonder by schon · · Score: 1

      They are infringing on the licensing terms of Linux.

      Sorry, but a license is an agreement - how (exactly) has Google "infringed" on something they've never seen?

      As SCO owns Linux, it can set its own licensing terms.

      I can only assume you're being sarcastic (or playing Devil's Advocate) with the first part of that sentence - but even if SCO "owned" linux, they couldn't take Google to court for violating an agreement they didn't agree to.

    24. Re:I wonder by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they couldn't sue Google per se, could they pursue some sort of injunction against them to stop using what SCO claims is "their" technology?

      Google's defense against that (right now) is that they obtained the software in good faith. Before SCO could get an injunction like that, they'd have to prove that they own the copyright (as you noted). And in order to do that, they'd have to provide some evidence.

      if they can't sue Google, SCO may still have means to try and extract cash from Google

      The only way they can extract cash from Google would be if Google lets them - because the cost of litigation would be more than the cost of paying up.

    25. Re:I wonder by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the courts have said that to use software you have to copy it into memory. thus when you recieve software, you get a license to copy it with certain restrictions on your rights to copy the software.

    26. Re:I wonder by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      People involved in lawsuits generally send as little documentation as possible, and stick to nice legalisms that don't risk aggravating the situation, but there have been cases where a plantiff was convinced the law was totally on their side and felt free to let go with both barrels. In some of those cases, the plantiff was even right.
      Here's an example from about 20 or so years ago in my state's law history that sounds like what you want: "We noted a lead story in the BLANK yesterday that reported your lawyer was just disbarred and faces criminal charges, in part for having claimed that this state had triple damage penalties incorporated in its anti-price fixing law, (when in fact it allows only simple damages), and that they applied to competitors rather than consumers. That boy just barely squeaked through law school, and everyone around here knows it, but we didn't expect him to fail so spectacularly so soon. We sincerely hope this does not compromise your plans to resolve our differences quickly in court. Oh by the way, in re. your claim for quadruple damages from something you call "collective corporate mental anguish", we can't find a quadruple penalty anywhere in state law, and we think you just made up the rest of it too. Why don't we just take you out behind the shed, kick you in the nuts and make fun of your momma, and we'll call this whole thing even. We look forward to hearing from you again."
      I'ts obviously a lot of fun, IF you are 100% sure the opponent is way outside the law, and there's no way the judge is going to see different, and it won't hurt your own market position when word gets out you did it. Obviously, even IBM isn't that sure of all of the above. Pity - I bet they'ed write a great one.

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    27. Re:I wonder by flafish · · Score: 1

      Simple. They download a copy (1). Make 1 backup as allowed under fair use. Then they did a net install of Linux to all of their servers. 1 original, 1 backup, and no further copies. :-)

    28. Re:I wonder by schon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      thus when you recieve software, you get a license to copy it with certain restrictions on your rights to copy the software

      Actually, because the 'copying' happens during the normal course of use, it's included under fair use. No license is required.

    29. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As SCO owns Linux, it can set its own licensing terms.

      Ah, someone else who believes that saying it makes it so.

      OK, so now I own *your* sorry ass, and I can set *my* own licensing terms.

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    30. Re:I wonder by Micah · · Score: 1

      Wait, so are you saying that if a copy of, say, Autocad or Mathematica were to mysteriously appear in my apartment (without me doing anything), I could legally use it?

      I dunno, but that doesn't sound quite right.

    31. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not required! If I were Google, I'd simply set my algorithm so that every search for SCO takes you to Goatse, every search for "Dickhead" takes you to SCO, and I'd put Darl McBride's personal email on every google page rendered so the spam spiders will have a field day....
      Wouldn't that be considered harrasment?
    32. Re:I wonder by addaon · · Score: 1

      Why not? I mean, if some OJ appears in your fridge, is there a reason you can't drink it? If a bike is in your garage, can't you use it? There may be issues about how it arrived there -- curiousity, if nothing else -- but if you have no reason to suspect it didn't arrive there legally, go for it.

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    33. Re:I wonder by evbergen · · Score: 1

      But it is. The same goes for books, music or anything else.

      It's /copy/right, not /use/right. And transient copies (i.e. to RAM) are exempted in lots of jurisdictions (don't know about the US, but ISTR even there).

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    34. Re:I wonder by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't listen to me. Any one of the infringement cases can set the facts on the infringement allegations. There is no legal reason, as far as I know, that it has to be the IBM case (correct me if I'm wrong). They do have to prove copyright, but is there any reason why the infringement case against, say, some Fortune 500 wouldn't prove that as well as the case against IBM? The same facts would probably be disputed by the defense in either case. And while this does seem sort of silly, since the first case isn't over, each case is independent of the other, and either one is perfectly legal.

    35. Re:I wonder by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 1

      I think it does have to be the IBM case, and it's because they are alleging that the copyright infringment that gives them the right to call the Linux kernel version 2.4 or later a derivative of their copyrighted code is because of IBM's infringement. If they want to pursue a copyright violation against, say, Google, they would either have to win the IBM case, or prove that Google performed some other, heretofore un-alleged, copyright infringement; proving that copyright infringement wouldn't have any effect on the IBM case.

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    36. Re:I wonder by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I'm too tired to research this :P

  9. Horray! by Pingular · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Maybe Google should make SCO happy, and change to Windows Server 2003?

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    1. Re:Horray! by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then it would run so poorly, we'd either be calling it gaggle or gurgle. :)

    2. Re:Horray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not funny!

    3. Re:Horray! by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

      *gargle* *spit*

    4. Re:Horray! by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      They tried that in the beginning. Google ran on a combination of Linux and NT boxes. IIRC, they had to employ someone to, on a full-time basis, walk around and continuously cycle the NT servers.

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    5. Re:Horray! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Come on, that's absurd. I have known applications to cause such horrible memory leaks on NT 4 to require daily reboots (JDE OneWorld on Terminal Services), but 24-7 access wasn't required and we simply scheduled reboots with the AT command during the backup of the backend. Again, the servers weren't crashing but the application ran noticeably slowly after a few days of uptime. NT 4 could be leaky, but even if Google was experiencing that serious a situation they wouldn't need to HIRE some idiot to reboot servers.

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    6. Re:Horray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the heck are you talking about? We have two full time staff who have a major responsibility of "rebooting servers on demand".

      We are a shop with just under 200 servers

    7. Re:Horray! by operagost · · Score: 1

      I'm taking a big risk that you're just trolling, but you should hop on a Windows 2000/2003 server and type "at /?" and "shutdown /?".

      I would have done it for you but apparently the output from Windows help is "junk characters" to Slashcode.

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  10. and after them... by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

    After google, they are planning on suing the vatican, I mean why mess with these little penny ante companies when you can sue your way into heaven?

    1. Re:and after them... by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      why not, after all its the only way they are going to make it there after all these slimeball tactics.

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    2. Re:and after them... by painehope · · Score: 1, Troll
      Well, if the Catholic Church is where you go to get to heaven, that brings out a rather interesting thought.

      Darl's gonna get molested in prison, and in heaven.

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    3. Re:and after them... by Jack+Auf · · Score: 1

      Well actually they are the single largest property holder and the single largest stock holder in the world - it could be very lucrative.

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    4. Re:and after them... by Eberlin · · Score: 1

      Netcraft reports using a Compaq Tru64 OS but does run apache and PHP. So any lawsuits probably won't involve Linux...but Darl may chewbacca-defense his way into claiming that the Catholic Church is infringing on his IP of a one-true-God...which he believes to be himself.

      Netcraft link to vatican.va:
      http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/? host=www.vati can.va

    5. Re:and after them... by Zhari · · Score: 1

      SCO's based in Utah, the Mormon state. The Vatican can't do much to get those heretics into heaven.

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  11. Sheeesh. by eddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is just what SCO wanted, they probably planted this "leak" to get more attention and a new batch of Greater Fools to buy stock.

    All "wolf! wolf! wolf" and lots of crying. No "bite! bite! bite"

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    1. Re:Sheeesh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, would buying SCO stock really be that stupid now? After all, you know that Google's not going to be the last company they try, and IBM is going to take at least a few more months to annhilate SCO. So wait till this blows over, buy some SCO stock low, then when they announce that they're suing the government for using Linux, sell for profit!

    2. Re:Sheeesh. by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      This is just what SCO wanted, they probably planted this "leak" to get more attention and a new batch of Greater Fools to buy stock.

      All "wolf! wolf! wolf" and lots of crying. No "bite! bite! bite"


      I'll go ahead and leak Google's response: "Bite me."

    3. Re:Sheeesh. by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      Are you honestly suggesting that anyone who's using Slashdot as a news source could honestly consider investing in SCO to be a good idea?

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    4. Re:Sheeesh. by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      No, but this could cause them to kick themselves.

      Did you see that 52 week range? 1.09 - 22.29. Currently sitting at 16.631.

    5. Re:Sheeesh. by eddy · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that Slashdot exist in isolation an no newssources ever pick up stories published here?

      Also, if you haven't been following this closely then maybe you don't know how stupid people really are. There are _lot's_ of Greater Fools investing based on what they hear in the news and nothing else, as can be seen by the Cohen pumps on MSNBC for instance.

      So no, I don't think it's a given that people who read this on slashdot go and invest in one way or another. Some may short, and that's stupid too, IMHO (can be recalled any time and this stock is extremely volatile, making shorting very very dangerous).

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    6. Re:Sheeesh. by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      For a site that tends to have a fairly strong campaigning ethos, what about ethical investing?

      There isn't a hope of me investing in SCO, full stop. Until they start playing nice and not just shouting at people to try and scare them, they are permanently off-radar.

      (I see they're 4% down. Here's hoping...)

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    7. Re:Sheeesh. by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      No, but one would hope that any journalist picking up stories from Slashdot would notice that SCO's claims have been consistently rubbished very, very quickly here. Any journalist who wasn't is deserving of firing and quickly.

      Yes, there are stupid investors who are just asking to get burnt and badly. But in this case you're assuming they're reading Slashdot, taking the headlines only, missing the point of them and not even reading the top paragraph. I very sincerely doubt any quantity of SCO stock has been bought by people as a result of reading Slashdot stories, because they're tending to emphasise how this is really just a house of cards and that that price _will_ collapse as soon as the legal wheels finally start turning.

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  12. Well go figure. by yasth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Google is big but not that big, they use Linux, and what is more important they have an impending IPO so they might just pay up to get SCO to shut up. I'm just suprised they weren't sued first.

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    1. Re:Well go figure. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      google's linux farms are normal every day PCs which work together, this means there is a HUGE number of computers as opposed to other companies which use a smaller number of more powerful server. Since SCOs extortion demand is per machine to purchase a license this would be a huge hit for google.

    2. Re:Well go figure. by EinarTh · · Score: 1

      With more then 10.000 linux boxes running at $700 each... thats $7M to SCO on a discount price.

      Do'ya think google will pay?

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    3. Re:Well go figure. by pyros · · Score: 1

      I could retire on that license fee. Google has over 10,000 boxes in their cluster, for whopping $7 M license bill, assuming the early-bid discount for single CPU servers.

    4. Re:Well go figure. by big_groo · · Score: 1
      1000 machines x $699 = $699,000. Considering they think they're going to take in *billions* in the IPO, I'd say that's chump change.

      Note: the 1000 workstations is a guess.

    5. Re:Well go figure. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> Considering they think they're going to take
      >> in *billions* in the IPO

      That can change significantly if there is pending litigation, especially of such magnitude. This COULD even the delay the IPO if it drags on long enough and turns out to be true.

    6. Re:Well go figure. by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      I attended a seminar by one of the Google system architects, and I recall about 5,000 - 8,000 large clusters.

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  13. Would you want piss off Google? by krez · · Score: 1

    While I'm sure they have rules about impartiality, accuracy, etc, couldn't Google fairly easiliy make SCO "invisible"?

    Just a thought....\

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  14. Linuxworld is already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Source Claims SCO Will Sue Google

    Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft, November 26, 2003

    Summary
    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    By Maureen O'Gara

    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    Last week SCO threatened to make an example of a big-time Linux user that hadn't paid SCO the license fees it's demanding and take it to court for copyright infringement.

    SCO has not disclosed the identity of its mark and SCO CEO Darl McBride claimed Tuesday that a decision on what company to target wasn't final yet. He said SCO and its lawyers were working with "a short list" of "seven or eight" names.

    McBride declined to say whether Google's name was on it, but another knowledgeable source said it was.

    SCO said last week that it would sue within 90 days. The Linux community thinks SCO's bluffing and won't make its self-imposed February 17 deadline. McBride said he'd like to play that number in Vegas.

    The idea behind the suit is obviously to make all major Linux users tractable and make them reach for their checkbooks.

    If it turns out to be Google, it's a provocative choice.

    It's a household name.

    It's said to have a Linux server farm of some 10,000 of servers, worth, oh, $7 million to SCO as long as SCO's current cut-rate license fees maintain.

    It's reportedly putting together a positively glorious IPO that could supposedly be worth $15 billion-$25 billion, a feat unmatched in the last two decades despite Tulipmania.

    And Microsoft, which has been accused of conniving with SCO in its march against Linux, is slated to enter the search market and compete against Google. The widgetry, which is supposed to retrieve all kinds of file types, both structured and unstructured, and all kinds of storage systems, beginning with the user's own drive, will be integrated into its operating systems like the anticipated Longhorn.

    Meanwhile, industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.

    1. Re:Linuxworld is already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McBride said he'd like to play that number in Vegas. Interesting insight into how Darl feels about wagering with inside information at hand... hmmm.

  15. Dammit, SCO! by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

    Come on guys, give it a rest . . .

  16. Oh good grief. by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    That's it... I'm taking SCO off my front page. I'm scared they're going to sue me because I used Linux about six years ago, and gave up on it because I really didn't have a good enough system for it.

    On the other hand, I doubt they'll see christmas...

  17. I'm breathing a sigh of relief... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whew...I really thought the entire SCO legal team would be brought to bear on me, Anonymous Coward.
    Good to have them distracted for a bit.

  18. SCO suing Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, we know Google uses a large farm of linux boxes for their engine, etc, but how can they sue them not knowing which version of the kernel they are using? Sure, Google may be using RedHat, etc, but what if they are using a 1.xx version of the kernel, with a really old version of Redhat?

    I know it sounds doubtful, but SCO suing companies they know use linux sounds pretty far fetched considering they don't know if said company is using the offending versions of the kernel.

    1. Re:SCO suing Google? by gladbach · · Score: 1

      Its called "nmap"

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    2. Re:SCO suing Google? by NickV · · Score: 1

      It's called "nmap"

      It's called "having your server farm in a private subnet not accessible from the Internet." SCO can't figure out what Linux kernel is running on the google farm. Duh.

    3. Re:SCO suing Google? by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they can look at the gateway. Why wouldn't google use Linux there as well as the farm?

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  19. This should be interesting... by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    One wonders if Google might decide to retaliate in any way.

    Or maybe they'll just make a new logo satirizng it..

  20. conspiracy-tinfoil-hat-on by LNO · · Score: 1

    SCO's just cranky because they're no longer the highest match for linux.

  21. ahahaha by MURD3R3R · · Score: 1

    I think it is great when SCO goes on their suing rampage. Its just a matter of time when all the big companies SCO threatens team up together in a concerted effort to shut SCO's doors down for good.

  22. Good Choice by KrispyKringle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As much as I can remember, Google has a pretty good history of litigating rather than paying off those who have challenged them in the past (think SearchKing v. Google, if I remember the name right). So I guess this falls into place in SCO's plan of attacking those who are bigger and mightier first, rather than doing the smart (though equally evil) thing of suing small guys to raise money and set precedent before going after the big guys. So, yeah. To sum it all up, SCO are idiots.

    1. Re:Good Choice by SQLz · · Score: 1

      Actually, thats how you know its just media FUD. SCO's stick has been dropping lately so they needed some big news. Whats bigger than suing one of the most successful companies who uses Linux? Now that Boise practically owns 10% of the company he needs to get that stock price up.

    2. Re:Good Choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precedent?

      IANAL, but don't legal precedents only apply to questions of law? To win a lawsuit, you need to have those questions decided in your favor, but you also need to establish facts in your favor. The real points of contention are going to be on the facts. A subsequent defendant could rightfully argue that the jury erred on the factual questions in the earlier case, so the earlier decision would be irrelevant. SCO would have to establish those facts over and over again in each lawsuit it files.

    3. Re:Good Choice by xcomm · · Score: 1

      >>>So, yeah. To sum it all up, SCO are idiots.

      'They are smoking crack.' --Linus Torvalds about SCO

      http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,3959,1227128,00. as p

      Cheers

    4. Re:Good Choice by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      You are largely correct, but in a case where the dispute is not over the facts of the alleged infringement, i.e. whether or not the defendent actually is using Linux (which will presumably not be contested), but rather over whether use is infringement, I believe the decision from one case would be useful in the next, no? I may be incorrect.

  23. Does anyone remember when SCO was not evil? by inteller · · Score: 1

    Seems like back in the mid 90s everyone swore by SCO that they had a very tight OS. I know a lot of manufacturing type places thought SCO WAS God, not that God invented them.

    1. Re:Does anyone remember when SCO was not evil? by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Informative

      The absolute worst administration nightmare I have ever had, was a customer box in the mid-90's that ran SCO. It's filesystem ran out of inodes. The consequences were horrendous. I convinced the client to literally toss the machine and replace it with a BSD server. Unfortunately, the client chose BSDI, but at least it was better than SCO.

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    2. Re:Does anyone remember when SCO was not evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally toss the machine? Like these guys?

    3. Re:Does anyone remember when SCO was not evil? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      It honestly did go into the dumpster. I pulled off the 1 meg trident video card, the 3com nic, and the ram... The machine was an online store selling onions. I just remembered that. Those were strange times.

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  24. I may be wrong but... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a canadian, so I may be way off base here, but doesn't everyone sue everyone else in the US? Really, how is this any different? Even if this ends up being true and SCO sues Google, who really cares, it's a pointless lawsuit, just like the other 10 million filed everyday by the average American... Isn't it? It'll get thrown out just like every other lawsuit, the lawyers will become richer and the American dream will continue to flurish (which if I'm not mistaken is to sue someone and get rich...)

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    1. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What? That remark is actionable and you'll be hearing from my lawyer, as soon as he's done filing suits against Britney Spears, Rush Limbaugh and the goatse.cx guy.

      Seriously, it's not like you're Japanese or Namibian -- haven't you ever even met an American? Unless you're an Inuit, it's statistically impossible for you to live more than 100 miles from the US border.

    2. Re:I may be wrong but... by Hayzeus · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yes -- you're pretty much right on target. Our children are generally taught the basics of tort law starting at about 10 years of age or so, and are expected to have passed the state bar by 14. Included in most curricula is a vigorous spelling program, wherein students are required to be able to spell a number of words correctly, such as the ever-tricky flourish, prior to graduating.

    3. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just like the other 10 million filed everyday by the average American
      dammit, I only filed 5.3 million frivolous lawsuits today...

    4. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The closest the Average American gets to the legal system is speeding tickets and letters from creditors about delinquent payments.

      The legal system is the playground of rich individuals and businesses.

      (Be glad for America, Canadian. Without them, you would would have no object for your holier-than-thou wanking.)

    5. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      yes being Canadian is usually considered offbase

    6. Re:I may be wrong but... by ekephart · · Score: 1

      "just like the other 10 million filed everyday by the average American..."

      That must be about right because I seem to sue my brother about every 29 days.

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    7. Re:I may be wrong but... by ispepalocacoc · · Score: 1

      You mean 160.9344 kilometers....we don't have miles in Canada.

      This conversion brought to you by google calculator

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    8. Re:I may be wrong but... by glenrm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is actually a supply and demand problem, law schools make money so we have lots of law schools and then we get to many lawyers and they end up trying to find targets to attack. It would be better if many of these lawyers just entered the business world as MBA armed with +3 vorpal law degrees. Most serious companies come to understand that courts are a last resort and not a biz strategy.

    9. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I am glad for America,

      It makes me remember how much better we are, and how worse it could be.

      And before you say how we would be invaded if it wasn't for you, learn your history:

      IF it wasn't for the Canadian merchant navy during WWII you would be speaken German, brother. :P

    10. Re:I may be wrong but... by camiel · · Score: 1

      Yes, maybe it might be a good idea for Google to get these greedy American lawyers off their backs by reincorporating/relocating "offshore" to Canada or to Germany. It's an internet company, so it doesn't really matter where they are based. Don't forget that SCO got its ass kicked by a German court !

    11. Re:I may be wrong but... by rscrawford · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well... it's not true that every American sues every other America, but our litigious society has led to all kinds of nonsense, such as warning labels on hair dryers telling us not to use them in the shower, and women being forbidden from wearing high heels on the streets of Carmel, California. Too many good things have gone the way of the dodo because somebody somewhere decided to sue someone else, and it's frequently cheaper to just shut down your service rather than pay all the settlements that one suit set a precedent for. The problem here is that people don't want to rely on common sense and intelligence anymore, when it's more profitable to be stupid.

      And now that corporations can't make money by lying to venture capitalists anymore, they have to make their money by filing ludicrous lawsuits. God forbid they ever actually produce anything.

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    12. Re:I may be wrong but... by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I wouldn't've modded that "Funny." You're pretty much right. Most Americans live in little bubbles where they have no personal responsibility in their lives at all, there are no coincidental accidents, and whenever anything bad happens to them, it must be traced to someone else, usually richer than them, on whose shoulders the blame can be placed. And whenever they aren't suing someone when something goes wrong, they're willingly handing over their rights to the government.

      I think this case is a perfect example of the mindset. (which, thankfully, was tossed out of court by the judge)

      And yes, I AM an American, and this behavior just sickens me. It never seems to dawn on these people that they're making their own lives miserable through this behavior. Except they're ruining mine along with it.

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    13. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      canada has a navy? eh?

    14. Re:I may be wrong but... by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you used to. If you're my age and Canadian, you still resent the strong-arm jack boot forced imposition of metric onto an unwilling Canadian populace. Furthermore, you will NEVER really understand how hot or cold 20 degrees Centigrade (Oops!, I mean 'Celsius') is!

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    15. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm a canadian, so I may be way off base here, but doesn't everyone sue everyone else in the US?

      How dare you suggest that! You've defamed my character! See you in court!

    16. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haven't you ever even met an American? Unless you're an Inuit, it's statistically impossible for you to live more than 100 miles from the US border.

      Good $DEITY, I hope you're kidding. And the term you were looking for was 'geographically', not 'statistically'.

    17. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suing someone isn't the American dream. It's the death of it, brought on by democrats and their lawyer lobby groups. It's called socialism.

    18. Re:I may be wrong but... by Yeochee · · Score: 1

      You think using hair dryers in the shower is a good thing ???

    19. Re:I may be wrong but... by rscrawford · · Score: 1

      Bah. Of course I don't.

      But, do I really need a warning label to tell me that? Do you?

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    20. Re:I may be wrong but... by doublem · · Score: 1

      The American dream is to become successful through hard work.

      Litigation is the "fall back" plan for those who don't have the IQ or ability to work that makes other successful.

      Income through Litigation isn't the American dream per se, but it is the corruption that occurs when the stupid get their hands on it.

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    21. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      GEOGRAPHICALLY??? So you think Canada's longitude is less than 100 miles long??? I think you should check your geography knowledge.

      "Statistically impossible" is correct. There are many major cities further than that, but most are within 100km, so it's most likely that a Canadian commenting on Slashdot is one the 90% or so who are within 100 miles (or ~160km) of the U.S. I, for instance, am in Winnipeg, so I'm within that statistic. People living in any major city in Alberta are a long way from the U.S.

    22. Re:I may be wrong but... by Jeffery+McGrew · · Score: 2, Insightful


      What the hell do you expect after over two generations worth of modern advertising and marketing?

      You can't sell someone something they don't really need unless you can convince them otherwise.

      And here in American, where you and I grew up, we've been bombarded since birth, and our parents before that, bombarded our entire lives to think that we're all rock stars, that we all deserve everything we want, that happiness is easy, that hard work is something to be avoided, and that to be overly passionate about anything is bad.

      If we are made to think we're rock stars, we'll think we need that new SUV.
      If we are made to think we deserve everything we want, we'll not think twice before buying something we don't need or something that's not good for us.
      If we are made to think that happiness is easy, then we'll swallow the line that we can buy something to make us happy.
      If we are made to think that hard work is to be avoided, we'll be more likely to buy something to try to do work for us, or avoid work and buy toys instead.
      If we are made to think that caring about something is bad, then we'll be much more likely to buy whatever they are trying to sell us, rather than keeping what we've got or making stuff ourselves.

      It's not a conspiracy, it's not 'The Man', its simply the caustic effect of 40+ years of trying to convince people to buy things they don't really need.

      America: Nation of crybabies, Land of Veruca Salts.

    23. Re:I may be wrong but... by Adm1n · · Score: 1

      Hey, last time I checked your own CIA Factbook (filled with errors) states that Canada has a Higher Literacy rate then Die Fatherland.

    24. Re:I may be wrong but... by Hayzeus · · Score: 1
      Hey, last time I checked your own CIA Factbook (filled with errors) states that Canada has a Higher Literacy rate then Die Fatherland.

      We may indeed be illiterate -- but an astoundingly significant minority would have spotted your incorrect capitalization of "Higher Literacy" right off the Hockey Stick. And, of course, that same minority would have noted that your characterization of the CIA Factbook as being "filled with errors" tends to undercut your argument just a tad.

      Not that any post in this thread has impugned the literacy or intelligence of the Canadian population as a whole -- only those of you that post to /. (Relax -- I'm just kidding, I love our 51st state. No, I'm still kidding, really.)

    25. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Follow that logic to it's inevitable conclusion... If someone richer than I is to blame for what has happened to me, then at the end, Bill Gates is responsible for everything wrong with the planet! I'm sure all you Slashdotters agree, right?

    26. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing you forgot to mention...is that if we had a medicare system like Canada's 90% of all law suits would be pointless..Insurance companies (ie more lawyers) are the problem in this country. They jack their prices up so high that we need to pay doctors 200k a year just so those doctors can afford to pay for their insurance. Most people in America go sue crazy for the simple reason that when something bad does happen there usually is no one else there to help us unless we have a lot of money to begin with or unless we have a lawyer that thinks he can get a lot of money out of helping us.

    27. Re:I may be wrong but... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      (Relax -- I'm just kidding, I love our 51st state. No, I'm still kidding, really.)

      No, no, no... Quebec is the 51st state... Canada would then be just like the states, but without the minority language issues...

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    28. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But some people might. Same with speeding. We all know it's not a bright idea -- but if it weren't for the laws, more people would speed.

      The laws protect those stupid enough to need the reminder.

    29. Re:I may be wrong but... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Yeah but you have to draw the line somewhere don't you, how about people wanting to use their hairdryer whilst squatting in a washing machine ( strangulation on by the cable risk ) or people who think they can use their hairdryer to dry their nasal hair and accidentally bite through the cable whilst trying to ram it down their throat to reach the end of their nasal passage.

      Speeding's an entirely different thing because you stand a good chance of damaging other people or property - carrying on with the hairdryer example you would have to spefically warn people not to club people over the head with the hair dryer, not to take it apart - remove all the sharp bits and hammer through someones chest etc etc etc.

      Sure there are some really stupid people around but manufactures shouldn't be liable for every stupid decision they make about how to use a particular product - courts should just say "You're stupid, it was your own fault and maybe this will make think twice before doing it again"

    30. Re:I may be wrong but... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Is there such a thing as "statistically impossible" ? Either something is possible or it isn't, what's statistics got to do with it ?

    31. Re:I may be wrong but... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      As half of Canadians live within 50 miles ofthe us, it would be statisticaly improbable for one to live 100 miles away. Ataboys to anyone who can name the four countries that share a boarder with the US.

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    32. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well since US embassies are considered US territory then then the number is closer to 100 than it is to 4

      as to the 4 you were thinking of:
      canada and mexico (obviously)
      cuba (guantanamo bay)
      ???

      while alaska is close to russia i wouldn't call it sharing a border

      and then there are all those military bases in places like korea, japan, england, germany, etc, etc

    33. Re:I may be wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some more:

      all those embassies in the US

      the UN complex in NYC might be considered foreign soil

      many of the indian tribes/reservations/casinos are quasi-countries

    34. Re:I may be wrong but... by rscrawford · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't my car have a sticker on the odometer that reads, "Caution: Do not drive above the speed limit in this vehicle"?

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  25. This is pretty sensational... by tkrotchko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and I mean that in the yellow journalism sense. At best this is making complete guesses; at worst, its feeding the SCO publicity mill.

    There's nothing concrete to back this up other than unnamed sources; that's pretty weak.

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  26. Re:God !!!! by October_30th · · Score: 1, Troll
    I cannot honestly believe that God would create something like SCO

    Not to start a flamewar, but have you ever taken a look at the pile of shit we also call world that the omnipotent God, at least according to your scriptures, created? Compared to the world, SCO's peanuts.

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  27. illogical by Zeppelingb · · Score: 1

    How can they sue for something that isn't even known to be illegal yet? Why would google pay a fee when a court hasn't even decided whether there is infringemnt or not?

  28. RE: by edubarr · · Score: 1

    There was a post on the other Google news about this...

  29. A fair fight by wembley · · Score: 1

    Better this than SCO attacking little ISPs, webshops, small biz, etc.

    Google has the money to go toe-to-toe with them and deliver a proper beatdown to this silliness.

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  30. Google will have the last laugh ... by bdrago · · Score: 1

    ... when every search result for sco.com gets redirected to goatse.cx or tubgirl.com.

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  32. SCO's Downfall by d3xt3r · · Score: 1
    I know everyone says this everytime another SCO store comes up, but may just be the final blow to finish off SCO when the lawsuits finally go to trial.

    Funny thing is right now, SCO is just trying to keep their stock afloat, but this will bite them down the road. To win this, SCO would have to establish copyright on parts of the Linux kernel that is being used by Google. SCO simply has no case until they prove they have copyrights.

    I could go on for pages about the ciclical nature of this dispute but seriously, Google might as well ignore this bullying and wait for SCO to go under.

  33. I needed to know this. by ParnBR · · Score: 1

    Considering recent Google news, I was wondering if Google was evil. Well, SCO is undoubtedly evil. If SCO hates Google, then Google must be good.

    Boy, I feel relieved now.

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  34. Does God Hate SCO? by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The story quotes 'Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.'" This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though."
    All speculation? Huh -- the part about part about God and hating SCO sounds pretty convincing to me ....

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    1. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by ameoba · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can only spend so many millenia making bad things happen to the Jews before it gets boring. Linux users are now the new "Chosen People".

      /me starts learning Egyptian.

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    2. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by r00zky · · Score: 1

      In that case the promised land of the Linux users is Antartica...

      So you better start learning how not to freeze instead of Egyptian.

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    3. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

      So then "Creeping SCOX" will be sent to collect $699 for your first born son? Do you post an invoice from SCO, NDA or an EULA on your front door to avoid it? Regardless it seems the first born is a write off at this point.

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    4. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me starts learning Egyptian.

      Would that be the modern equivalent,
      (shudder)Visual Basic or is it .Net?

      Just struck by another thought, is IBM's plague on SCO a rain of lawyers?

    5. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antarctica

    6. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by Adm1n · · Score: 1

      Oh, not to dissoluion you but the number of reported hebrew slaves has been skewed by the church to support thier litturgy, on top of that the builders of the pyramids were not slaves and most egyptian slaves we the "ritches" gained in conquest. Religon, much exists to control the masses.

    7. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antarctica
      thanks for the correction
      english isn't my language, is good to learn more :)

    8. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by HardCase · · Score: 1
      You can only spend so many millenia making bad things happen to the Jews before it gets boring. Linux users are now the new "Chosen People".


      Great, so we'll prevail in, what, 3000 years? Rats.


      On the other hand, I think that IBM is visiting a plague of lawyers upon SCO, so maybe that's 3000 years in computer time.


      I have a hard time picturing ESR or RMS as the angel of death, though.


      -h-

    9. Re:Does God Hate SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, not to dissoluion you but the number of reported hebrew slaves has been skewed by the church to support thier litturgy, on top of that the builders of the pyramids were not slaves and most egyptian slaves we the "ritches" gained in conquest. Religon, much exists to control the masses.


      Pssst...it was a joke. You know, humor. I suppose that grammar and spelling are tools to control the masses, too, eh? I know...you're an individualist...none of that there fancy, schmancy spelin and grameratin. Nope, yu dont nead nun uv that krep. Yer not guna b wun uv them intelic...intalac...untilic...wun uv them smart gyz.


      dissoluion - disillusion
      litturgy - liturgy
      we - were
      ritches - riches


      Now go back to drooling over the Scandinavian math chick.

  35. One of the downfalls by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

    ... of having a company strategy of "sue highly-visible companies" is that highly-visible companies are often deep-pocketed companies far larger than yourself...

    I for one would just love Google to remove all references to SCO from their search engine. Unfortunately I think they're above that :-( I guess SCO may have some sort of a case in the USA for that as well, though IANAL.

    Simon

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  36. Re:God !!!! by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

    Sorry - I think I did sound a bit like a religious zealout there - didn't I.

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  37. Re:God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or thoes that can't spell...

  38. A good thing? by IANAL(BIAILS) · · Score: 0

    The quicker SCO starts suing means the quicker they will get shot down in the courts, and the quicker this will all be over with. Oh well, there's my SCO fix for the day.

  39. The Microsoft Connection by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that shortly after Google turned Microsoft down on a buy offer, the SCO dogs come a running. It's looking more and more like Microsoft owns these dogs.

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  40. When speculation becomes news by pixelgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    An unnamed source who claims to know this?

    Could this article be more speculative? How does something like this even get considered news?

    1. Re:When speculation becomes news by joeldg · · Score: 1

      "unnamed source" usually means "leak"

      thus

      SCO leaked this to the press..

    2. Re:When speculation becomes news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The press uses anonymous sources all the time (e.g., Deep Throat in Watergate). Lots of news would go unreported if not. If the reporter has a reputation at stake then one hopes the reporter would verify that the source is bona fide before reporting the story.

    3. Re:When speculation becomes news by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      Even if this is true...and who is to say that it isn't, the idea that this sort of totally unattributed rumour-mongring is passing for news reporting is really quite worrisome.

    4. Re:When speculation becomes news by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when was Linux World considered a reputable news source? These guys are as bad as Newsforge about printing nearly anything supporting Linux, regardless of veracity or merit. They make slashdot look like a paragon of journalistic integrity.

      I'm all for advocacy, especially regarding Linux, but let's not confuse it with journalism. Linux World is the paparazzi of tech; while they may occasionally print something worthwhile, all of their commentary should be considered suspect in light of their obvious bias.

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    5. Re:When speculation becomes news by theantix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would see your point if the slashdot article title was "Google to be sued by SCO". But at the time of me writing this the title was instead " Could Google Be SCO's Next Big Target?" which clearly acknowledges that the whole point of the linked article is speculation. Clear to me, anyhow.

      This speculation seems in line with SCO's pump-n-dump strategy: suing Google would boost their media profile again and keep them in the news to satisfy their investors by prolonging the time when the stock price is artificially inflated by these seemingly bogus lawsuits. That makes it easier for investors that need to hold onto their stock for a minimum period enough time to get out at the pumped-up price. SCO's tactics aren't all that unusual if you have ever followed the behaviour of penny stocks... lots of tiny mining and pharmaceutical "companies" that don't really exist beyond PR spin.

      Since the speculation seems reasonable and interesting, why the hell can't slashdot post it? So long as they mark it as fiction instead of fact, which they did in this case, I think your editorial complaints aren't quite valid.

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    6. Re:When speculation becomes news by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      -- But at the time of me writing this the title
      -- was instead " Could Google Be SCO's Next
      -- Big Target?" which clearly acknowledges that
      -- the whole point of the linked article
      -- is speculation.

      Speculation in terms of news reporting is supposed to be, at least to me, based on verifiable comments that named sources make. A Microsoft exec says they are interested in a search engine...reporters specualte that it might mean that they want to buy Google.

      Some unnamed source supposedly saying something is a rumour...and not even a good one.

      -- Since the speculation seems reasonable
      -- and interesting, why the hell can't
      -- slashdot post it?

      Didn't say they couldn't nor shouldn't.

  41. So what by Rubbersoul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let SCO sue Google for not paying the "Linux Tax". All Google has to say is show me legal proof I owe you this money. Until SCO has that proof (as in if they go to court and win the ip fight) Google has nothing to worry about. I think any company that pays SCO any money before they have this proof is making a very large mistake.

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  42. MS invested in SCO to hide their actions by spotteddog · · Score: 1

    Maybe instead of "God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft," it should be "Microsoft invested in SCO to divert attention from their Evil(tm) ways."

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  43. Let's analyse this seriously by heironymouscoward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The scene: a smoky downtown office lit by one bare lightbulb. Mr D is sitting at his desk, studying his computer screen.

    "Damn", he says, and picks up the phone. "Get your ass in here!", he shouts, and puts the receiver down again.

    A sweaty figure stumbles into the room, sneezes, and puts his coke tin and bottle of JDs on the table. "Whazzup, boss?"

    "Our stock fell by two points. We need to sue someone. Who's left?"

    "Uh, I think we sued them all, boss. Uh, wait, how about Microsoft?"

    "MORON!! They're the nice gentlemen we met this morning!"

    "Sorry, boss, it's the coke, it's making me forget shit."

    "Look, we need a name, and we need it fast."

    "Boss, why not try Google?"

    "BRILLIANT!!! WE'LL SUE GOOGLE!!!"

    "Uh, I meant just try the search... oh, shit."

    "Get on the line to our hacks. This is going to be so big. We can ask for $699 per search result. Per web page. Per pagerank. Whatever, so long as we get into twelve figures."

    "OK, Boss, you're the boss..." (picks up JD, stumbles out)

    sniff... sniff... SNEEZE! ... silence

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    1. Re:Let's analyse this seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you seriously aughta write for a living. That was some funny shit.

  44. Re:God !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A) Satan doesn't create. He corrupts.
    B) God created Satan.

  45. And even ... by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

    if they weren't planning on going after google, this story has just given them some ideas, and a new excuse.

  46. Microsoft? by Frisky070802 · · Score: 1
    God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft

    People's views on Microsoft are colored by a lot more than its financial/legal activities. SCO is being chided for what it hasn't done, while MS is criticized for ... well, lots of things, but especially the insecurity of some of its products. A whole other ballgame.

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    1. Re:Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Buster!

      i can hate both MSFT & SCOX with equal enthusiasm

  47. I think SCO is dead by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Their actions speak of desperation. They are biting off way more than they can chew. If anyone was unsure if they were going to be able to survive a loss in the IBM suit, this makes it certian that they have bet more than they can pay.

    Let me get this straigt again. Its trying to prove it owns part of linux in the case with IBM. And now its going to use sue Google because they are using linux which they have yet to prove they own parts of. Great. Isn't that like using a loan for collateral for another loan?

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    1. Re: I think SCO is dead by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straigt again. Its trying to prove it owns part of linux in the case with IBM. And now its going to use sue Google because they are using linux which they have yet to prove they own parts of. Great. Isn't that like using a loan for collateral for another loan?

      It worked for Enron didn't it?

      Well, at least long enough to let the tope execs wander away with plenty of cash (and a mild slap on the wrist).

    2. Re: I think SCO is dead by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Indirectly, it IS just like taking out a new loan to pay the collateral on the old loan. It's betting that you will win each in a series of cases so that you have both the precident to validate the next one, and the money to take that next one to court. Now why don't more investors remember that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link?

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    3. Re: I think SCO is dead by RoLi · · Score: 1
      They are biting off way more than they can chew.

      How exactly is randomly putting out threats to sue but then not sue "biting off more than they can chew"?

      Let's see... IIRC, SCO already threatened Transmeta, RedHat, HP, SGI, Linus Torvalds and now Google. And that's just those that I remember right now. They didn't actually sue anybody except IBM.

  48. Could Happen... by bfg9000 · · Score: 1

    When I was in law class in University, the one rule the teachers always hammered into our heads was "Go for the deep pockets". Suing Joe Average will net you nothing but ill will, and is more trouble than it's worth. Suing Google may net you a bit of cash AND the mandatory ill will. I guess SCO's thinking "at least we will be rich and hated"... Of course, they're forgetting that IBM will soon take everything away from them and leave them a pathetic grovelling scabby pile of homeless losers whining that they "innovated" and weren't respected for it. Them's the breaks. Carpe Diem.

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  49. Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install... by shoppa · · Score: 4, Informative
    I know from a brief amount of technical work (no, I never signed a non-compete) that Google's Linux server installations are far from "vanilla" kernel.org setups. Yes, at one point, they started with a vanilla kernel, but it's grown from there greatly. And they almost certainly have excised big blocks of stuff they don't care about. Unlike a RedHat distro kernel, which has modules to deal with about every PC that's ever existed, I'm sure the Google kernels are lean mean indexing machines.

    How much might SCO try to extort from a linux user that doesn't use the feature under litigation?

    The worst part is that unlike IBM, Google may not have the vast army of lawyers to devote to their defense. Now they're not poor, and they do have lawyers, but nothing like the fancy-pants ones that IBM has on tap.

  50. Commonality? by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

    What does Google and Linux have in common? The hatred of Microsoft. Maybe there is something to the conspiracy theories after all.

  51. Googling for 'SCO' in the future by CatGrep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let'em try it. Google has the power to 'erase' all memory of SCO from the internet...

    An imagined future google session:
    enter 'SCO', hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button...

    1. Southern College of Optometry (SCO)

    2. Small Corporate Operation (SCO)

    3. SCOffer's anonymous

    4. Small Company the Offed itself (SCO)

    5. Stupid Company Operation (SCO)

    6. Some Company or Other (SCO)

    1. Re:Googling for 'SCO' in the future by Pembers · · Score: 1

      Not forgetting the good old Shanghai Cooperative Organization. Until a few weeks ago, a search on Google News for "SCO" would turn up at least one or two articles about these guys in the first couple of pages. Now, though, the results are completely monopolised by stories about the Smoking Crack Operation. Evidently, McBride and Co are getting more and more media attention. This, of course, is good for keeping the stock price up, but also increases the risk of a little boy shouting: "But the Emperor isn't wearing any clothes at all!"

    2. Re:Googling for 'SCO' in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm...you seem to have forgotten everyone's
      personal favourite:

      Smoking Crack Organization ...which should probably be at the top of the list :-)

    3. Re:Googling for 'SCO' in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Santa Claus Operation

  52. Since Google has been named in an news article... by canfirman · · Score: 1

    ...couldn't Google sue (or counter-sue) SCO for defamation?

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  53. No more SCO bashing! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0

    Because.... because....

    nevermind go back to your SCO bashing.

  54. You gotta be kidding me by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
    There has to be some limit to the scope of this, doesn't there?

    How much litigation can you have on your plate at a time? I think their strategy is good, keeping everybody on the defensive, but at some point they're taking the risk of overextending themselves. I used to think a business could only handle one substantial lawsuit at a time, but I suppose that's a myth akin to the one about chopsticks originating in Asia, when the recently uncovered truth of the matter is that they were designed by immigrants cooking in American mining communities in the 1800s and later returned to Asia, when in actual fact you can run as many suits as you've got lawyers to handle them (and staff resources to produce what the lawyers need). I don't know how wise the current strategy is, but I suppose that's why I'm not running a corporation.

    Still, I'm surprised investors are still in at this point. If I had some extra cash I'd put some in just to see what happens, but I wouldn't be serious about it.

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  55. Too busy reading the article? by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe this will be a Slashdot first -- read the article then post!

    After reading the article, I still do not understand how Google could be sued for copyright infringement when they are the end user of a product produced by someone else; does copyright law not specify this? It would be like Eolas suing me for patent infringement after I installed an IE plugin.

    I will go back into my little hole now.

    1. Re:Too busy reading the article? by micq · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe this will be a Slashdot first -- read the article then post!

      typical noob's, always trying to disrupt the flow...

    2. Re:Too busy reading the article? by grub · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      Maybe this will be a Slashdot first -- read the article then post!

      Reading the article goes against the RFC.

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    3. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there's not any reason for Google to be guilty of copyright infringement, which is why there is a very good chance that SCO will sue them. None of SCO's reasoning can be explained to you as long as you persist in clinging to common sense.

    4. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After reading the article, I still do not understand how Google could be sued for copyright infringement when they are the end user of a product produced by someone else; does copyright law not specify this?

      Nope. If google buys 1,000 pirate copies of winXP from JoeSchmoe3845 on ebay for $1, Microsoft can sue google for copyright infringment. Google's claim that they legitimately bought the copies would be laughed at.

      Not long ago, Microsoft was in hot water for SQL server. Microsoft was illegally using some patented technology in SQL server, so they settled with the patent owner. The settlement didn't include Microsoft reselling SQL server to third parties.

      So companies that bought SQL server (and using the patented functionality) can be sued by the patent owner for damages. Of course, the company might want to sue Microsoft for selling them a product that they weren't entitled to sell...

    5. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only argument I can imagine is that Google made 9,999 copies of Linux when they rolled out 10,000 servers. Then a hypothetical loon could try to collect statutory damages of $100,000 for each copy. That would require convincing a judge that SCO's copyright/license is so viral that SCO owns Linux.

      An actual lawyer could probably point out centuries of precedent about exactly why SCO is wrong.

      If you've ever had trouble understanding the actions and thought processes of some of the people in the technology industry, read this book:
      http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch /isbnIn quiry.asp?isbn=1572304510&itm=1

    6. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well you're right that Google cannot be sued for using an infringing product but what they *might* be sued for is failure to pay the "Linux SCO license".

      Note that I don't believe this "license" would stand court scrutiny and is in itself illegal (INAL though, just most of my family).

      Though you are confusing yourself (and everyone else) by using copyright and patent interchangeably. Copyright law governs copyright while patent law governs patents. These are two completely different beasts. The biggest difference being that copyright gives the owner certain rights over the subject of the copyright. The only rights a patent gives the owner is the right to exclude others from using, making, or selling the subject of the patent.

      This means that Eolas could sue you for patent infringement since you cannot USE whatever their patent describes without their permission. The same does not apply to copyright as it does not give the owner the right to prevent use by a third party but only to stop the production in the first place.

      All this is irrelevant because the only thing that's going to trial is whether or not IBM broke a contract.

    7. Re:Too busy reading the article? by anagama · · Score: 1


      Stupid mods - your post was funny!

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    8. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: patents are very different from copyrights
      2: apparent authority springs to mind : people know that windows is only legally distributed on pressed cd's

    9. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I sue SCO for failure to pay, the "My wallet is empty and I need some dough for gas" License?

    10. Re:Too busy reading the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if Google bought WinXP from an authorized Microsoft reseller for $1, which later turned out to be pirated? In that case Google would have no reason to believe it was pirated since it was purchased from a (at the time) reputable dealer.

      Same thing with Linux. As far as anyone knew at the time (hell, as far as anyone knows as of now) there is no stolen code in Linux. SCO can yell and scream until they're blue in the face, but until they actually point to some specific code, there isn't a credible accusation of anyting, and no way for Google or anyone else to know that Linux is "tainted".

    11. Re:Too busy reading the article? by vorondil · · Score: 1

      I believe that SCO is claiming that the GPL affords the end user no protection from litigation. If this is indeed the case would it not then be possible to sue Google for copyright infringement?

  56. I bet you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would probably be pretty easy for them to switch to, say, Solaris, practically overnight, free of charge.

    What is the licensing on the "free" edition of Solaris? Do they let you use it in a commercial setting?

  57. The Microsoft Angle ... by cpn2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Balmer (to Google): Google, we'd like to buy you
    Google: Well thanks, but we're not interested.
    Balmer: Think about it, there will be consequences!
    Google: Thought about it ... still no.

    Balmer (to SCO): Darl
    Darl (bowing): Yes Master
    Balmer: You know what to do, dont you?
    Darl (salivating): Yes Master ... Yes Yes Yes ..... fade

    ... and the saga continues ...

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    1. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're not seriously suggesting that in the face of fighting Linux, SCO will eventually turn on MS and throw them into a reactor shaft, are you? If so, then wouldn't that make slashdot readers the Ewoks when we start celebrating?

      Whoa. Now I feel unclean. To make up, here's a nitpick - why didn't the Empire have guard rails anywhere? It's obviously a design choice - I don't think more then one contractor would try to tack in on latter to run up costs. Other than the one on the bridge where Luke lost his hand, I don't recall any.

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    2. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darth Vader threatened to use his Force Choke-Hold on any OSHA guys who dared show up.

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    3. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, and it's still better than Episode I. Will the madness never cease and desist?

    4. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Balmer (to SCO): Darl
      Darl (bowing): Yes Master
      Balmer: You know what to do, dont you?
      Shouldn't it be Darl (bowing) : Yes (wheeeeze) Master ????
    5. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Lord Locutus
      Darth Suyu

      Perhaps?

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    6. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Given that SCO has beaten Microsoft in a lawsuit in the past (or, at least, gotten them to settle), I wouldn't be surprised if SCO went after Microsoft again as soon as Microsoft stopped paying them off.

    7. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by zonix · · Score: 2, Funny
      You're not seriously suggesting that in the face of fighting Linux, SCO will eventually turn on MS and throw them into a reactor shaft, are you? If so, then wouldn't that make slashdot readers the Ewoks when we start celebrating?

      You're not seriously suggesting that SCO will indeed turn out to be Linus' father? If so, wouldn't that make RMS Linus' sister?

      No... that's not true! That's impossible!

      Now _I_ feel unclean. My apologies to Mr. Torvalds and Mr. Stallman.

      z
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    8. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      To get carried away while waiting for the 4 day weekend...

      If we take Linux to mean the entire Linux environment (yeah, I gnu-ow, I'm going somewhere), then Linus (with all apologies) is Queen Amidama, and SCO as Anakin would represent the Unix history of BSD being written from scratch, absorbed into AT&T Unix, and now instead of being a free OS itself that everyone can build on (e.g. the prophesied child to unite the force), it is setting out to destroy what it was meant to build and may yet fulfill prophesy if it ends up getting all it's UNIX code GPLed for everyone to use, freeing UNIX users from their fear of BSA stormtroopers.

      (I think I've gone far enough... I don't think I'll bring up the whole AT&T symbol being the Death Star. That'd be too much.)

      (And I'm not sure how RMS fits in. Maybe one of the Amidama clones. Lucas left it wide open what happened to them all - who knows what kind of open but secret marriage they had going on.)

      I went too far, didn't I?

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    9. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by rob_au · · Score: 1
      Other than the one on the bridge where Luke lost his hand, I don't recall any.

      The pendant in me must respond - Luke actually lost his hand in Cloud City on the planet of Bespin. Cloud city was a mining colony established as a sanctuary of political freedom from the Empire and Mining Guild. The Empire only took control of the city after the events noted in your post.

      Yes, my post should be moderated -1, Geek.

    10. Re:The Microsoft Angle ... by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      why didn't the Empire have guard rails anywhere?

      They were obviously a people possessed with greater intellect than we commonly see here on Earth. The result, no doubt, of centuries of Darwinian attrition.

      I'm sure a people with sufficient sense to know better than to fall off high places would want to keep things that way.

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  58. Seems to be going slow already..... by supermojoman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Article text follows:

    Source Claims SCO Will Sue Google

    Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft

    November 26, 2003

    Summary
    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    By Maureen O'Gara
    Page 1 of 1
    A source claiming to be in the know says that the SCO Group is going to sue Google for not paying its Linux taxes.

    Last week SCO threatened to make an example of a big-time Linux user that hadn't paid SCO the license fees it's demanding and take it to court for copyright infringement.

    SCO has not disclosed the identity of its mark and SCO CEO Darl McBride claimed Tuesday that a decision on what company to target wasn't final yet. He said SCO and its lawyers were working with "a short list" of "seven or eight" names.

    McBride declined to say whether Google's name was on it, but another knowledgeable source said it was.

    SCO said last week that it would sue within 90 days. The Linux community thinks SCO's bluffing and won't make its self-imposed February 17 deadline. McBride said he'd like to play that number in Vegas.

    The idea behind the suit is obviously to make all major Linux users tractable and make them reach for their checkbooks.

    If it turns out to be Google, it's a provocative choice.

    It's a household name.

    It's said to have a Linux server farm of some 10,000 of servers, worth, oh, $7 million to SCO as long as SCO's current cut-rate license fees maintain.

    It's reportedly putting together a positively glorious IPO that could supposedly be worth $15 billion-$25 billion, a feat unmatched in the last two decades despite Tulipmania.

    And Microsoft, which has been accused of conniving with SCO in its march against Linux, is slated to enter the search market and compete against Google. The widgetry, which is supposed to retrieve all kinds of file types, both structured and unstructured, and all kinds of storage systems, beginning with the user's own drive, will be integrated into its operating systems like the anticipated Longhorn.

    Meanwhile, industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.

  59. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  60. Re:God !!!! by maxinull · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, Satan would never create something like SCO. SCO would annoy Satan too much. But doesnt your god love doing things you dont understand? And pissing off people that dont deserve it? Yep. They're an angel from heaven.

    -> A better answer...

  61. How it will unfold by QuasiCoLtd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google Employee 1: Hey Tom, did you move my coffee cup?

    Google Employee 2: Geeze Mike... I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition...

    Darl McBride, David Boies, and Chris Sontag burst through the door

    Grand Inquisitor McBride: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


    1. Re:How it will unfold by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be the "SCO-nish Inquisition"?

      OK, it's a dumb joke. Mod me into oblivion. Please.

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    2. Re:How it will unfold by big_gibbon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and uncertainty . . . no, wait, our two weapons are uncertainty, fear and doubt . . . Our *three* weapons are uncertainty, fear and doubt, and an almost fanatical devotion to litigation . . . Our *four* . . . no . . . *Amongst* our weapons . . . Amongst our weaponry . . . are such elements as uncertainty, fear . . . I'll come in again.

  62. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $699 per processor on one of the most humongous server farms in the world. It is a big deal.

  63. Re:God !!!! by Verteiron · · Score: 1

    Not to continue a flamewar, but if you think the world is a big pile of shit, perhaps you should stop reading Slashdot for a few hours. God-created or not (and personally, I find "not" a great deal more impressive), there's some good stuff out there. The trick is looking away from the monitor for a bit. Once you've gotten the hang of that, go watch some birds, or go camping, or something.

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  64. Re:God !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the Xtian stories, satan doesn't create stuff. Place the blame where it belongs - on whatever you refer to as "God", or don't blame either one, since they are both completely fictional characters from a time long ago, when any sort of writing was assumed to be both god-like and factual.

  65. Slashdot: by raehl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speculation for Nerds. Stuff that could matter, maybe.

    1. Re:Slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      More like:

      Misinformation for morons. Shit that spatters.

  66. SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by TheRedHorse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They aren't being pursued by any US government authority for it. Why? SCO makes money by charging licenses to companies who use linux on the condition that:

    1. Linux is owned by SCO because they own Unix and Linux contains Unix code(this hasn't been proven yet).

    2. Paying the license fee will protect a company from being sued by SCO for not paying for said linux licenses and therefore violating the unproven Intellectual Property claim above (refer to number 1)

    This seems to be a clear cut case of extortion. At the very least the SEC should be investigating for stock fraud.

    This is blantently criminal activity that is going unpunished (no case from the government has been filed against SCO yet) and rewarded(SCO's stock prices continue to climb).

    1. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Informative

      One problem here, is that it's merely your opinion that SCO is "clearly violating the law."

      Fortunately or unfortunately, it's really not at all clear that they have broken any law at all.

      The SEC and the US Attorney General have indeed been notified of the suspicion, but the fact is they haven't actually done anything illegal (apparently). They are maybe just barely on the legal side of the hockey, but, until they actually cross it, there's not going to be any grounds for the criminal prosecution that you're hoping for.

      They're properly going to the court to decide their case. There's not extortion, and there's no stock fraud. There is a lot of ugly business being done, but it's apparently all legal. Just on the side of legal, but that's good enough.

      The indemnity offer is not extortion, it's not a protection racket, and shame on you if you pay it. (If it was a racket, you'd become an accomplice when you pay the protection money.)

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    2. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by MrHanky · · Score: 2, Informative
      1. Linux is owned by SCO because they own Unix and Linux contains Unix code(this hasn't been proven yet).

      Well, SCO did release a list of files containing stolen IP. Among them were /include/asm-m68k/spinlock.h:
      #ifndef __M68K_SPINLOCK_H
      #define __M68K_SPINLOCK_H

      #error "m68k doesn't do SMP yet"

      #endif
      As we all know, SCO Unixware doesn't support SMP on M68K, and never has. And now: Neither does Linux. Obviously, the lack of support for SMP on M68K Linux must have been stolen from SCO! It's not like some random hacker in his parents basement can code something that doesn't do SMP, is it? (And yes, that's the complete file. Sue me, SCO!)
    3. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is "racketeering", and the statute is RICO.

    4. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by cheesedanish_cs · · Score: 1

      Extortion? sure sounds like it to me, but the likelihood that anything will ever develop in a court room seems unlikely to me. It doesn't seem like SCO has much of a case, so if they keep settling out of court, they don't really have to have anything solid. Their mistake was trying to take the big kids lunch money first (IBM).

    5. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by shai_m · · Score: 3, Insightful

      SCO is violating the law if, and only if, their claim against IBM is bogus. Therefore, the SEC would wait until after the IBM suit is decided.

      If the court throws the case out (for example, if SCO fails to comply satisfactoraly with the motion to compel discovery), the SEC would move in.

      If SCO does indeed own much of Linux, what they're doing is not extorsion. The SEC cannot rule on this - that's the court's job. Once that's done, it's SEC's job to prosecure the fraudsters.

      So the SEC will act, eventually. Don't hold your breath, folks.

    6. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      The indemnity offer is not extortion, it's not a protection racket,

      How do you figure? The essence of an extortion / protection racket is the bully goes to the victim and says "pay me or something bad might happen to you" and they both know that the thing that "might happen" will be caused to happen by the bully if they don't pay.

      The bad thing could be anything from burning down the building (which is illegal) to a community boycott (which would in and of itself be perfectly legal). It could even be something (such as reporting and subsequent arrest of the victim for some crime that they actually committed) that the bully is legaly required to do. The nature of the threat doesn't matter. It's still extortion and/or a protection racket.

      (In the particular case where the threat is of a lawsuit it's called "barity", IIRC).

      It would be legal for SCO to bill people for using their software, or accuse people of stealing their software, but they are not doing this. Not only have they failed to point to any specific bit of software as "theirs", they even acknowledge that the (r) they put on Unix(r) indicates that it is a registered trademark of The Open Group, and not of SCO.

      Demanding people pay you for using someone else's software or else you'll smear them in the press and annoy them in the courts is a protection racket.

      -- MarkusQ

    7. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's not extortion

      The hell there isn't. Telling someone to either pay several hundred dollars or risk a multi-thousand dollar lawsuit (especially when you have yet to substantiate your claims) is extortion, plain and simple.

    8. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by gumpish · · Score: 1
      The SEC and the US Attorney General have indeed been notified of the suspicion
      The same SEC and DOJ working under leadership appointed by George W Bush? The same George W Bush whose administration pushed to have Microsoft's anti-trust settlement handled in the most favorable terms to MS?

      Gee, I'll sleep much better tonight.
    9. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by RoLi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why? SCO makes money by charging licenses to companies who use linux

      Errr. Wrong.

      There are numerous cases of people who tried to buy such licenses, but SCO refused to sell them (exactly because it would be illegal)

      SCO is using Microsoft money to spread FUD. End of story.

    10. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Something bad might happen" must be something illegal. Use of force, restraint of trade, public humiliation. Basically, anything other than a lawsuit. In this case, SCO is threatening a lawsuit. That's well within their rights, and it's not the automatic bankruptcy for the defendant that people seem to think it is.

      Barratry it may be, but that's not necessarily a problem under the current system. If you don't like the system, you're welcome to put your energy into a political movement, run for Congress, or whatever you think will help effect change.

      Petitioning a court to settle your grievance is simply not the sort of thing that sets off prosecutor's alarm bells, especially not before any actual testimony has been filed.

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    11. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. "Something bad might happen" must be something illegal.

        Not so. For example, you can blackmail someone by threatening to tell the IRS that they didn't pay their taxes (which is not only legal but rewarded).

      2. Barratry it may be, but that's not necessarily a problem under the current system.

        Barraty is illegal. They may get away with it under the present system, but that is not the same thing as being legal.

      If SCO were on the up-and-up they would demonstrate that they own something before charging people to use it, they would bill people for the use of their property rather than threatening to bill them, they would sue people who didn't pay the bills rather than threatening to sue them, and so forth.

      What they are doing is extortion.

      -- MarkusQ

    12. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they are doing is extortion.

      Which is why nobody has actually said anything. Everything is along the lines of "unnamed sources who might have speculated..." If at any point it turns out that MS or SCO sanctioned any of it then presumably both the DoJ and the SEC could step in (for different reasons).

    13. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Not so. For example, you can blackmail someone by threatening to tell the IRS that they didn't pay their taxes."

      That's a false analogy, and I'm not convinced a court would find that to be blackmail at all. Just tell the judge you felt it was your duty as a citizen to report this heinous abuse, if it's true. If it's not true, it's slander of course.

      Nevertheless, SCO isn't threatening to tell the court that someone hasn't paid their taxes. SCO is saying that it owns something, that they are entitled to license terms, and *if* they choose to collect on those terms and you refuse to pay, then they will ask a court to settle the dispute. This isn't exactly the Giancana family putting the muscle on you.

      Like I said, they are coloring inside the lines, scrupulously staying *just barely* inside the lines, but, until they do something actionable, and until someone either has the gumption to file suit or has evidence of a crime that would get the attention of a prosecuting body, who cares?

      It's only barratry if the case is without merit. Unless you're the judge in SCO v. IBM, I don't think you're qualified to make that conclusion just yet. Taking away SCO's right to petition the court to settle their dispute with IBM, is tantamount to abridging my own rights to due process of law. Until there is some ground to do so, and until there is some real evidence of wrongdoing by SCO, it's not right to accuse them.

      I'm firmly in opposition to SCO because I believe they've made a mistake regarding their ownership rights, I believe their agents have not maintained themselves in a professional manner, and I believe they will lose in court. I'm quite certain that this trial will not even be granted a hearing once the first depositions are in and a judge gets involved for the first time.

      But I do not agree that anyone has done anything illegal yet. The moment someone representing SCO makes a sworn statement that the company owns something that it does not, especially when it can be shown that the individual making the statement knew it to be false, I'll agree with that sentiment. Or if SCO actually mails out demand letters and invoices, stating that they own something that they do not.

      But the stock stuff, and the idle threats coming out of SLC just don't make SCO into an organized crime ring, not yet anyway.

      You might want to call what they are doing "extortion", but I don't think you have credible evidence with which to make the charge.
      This might be closer to usury than it is to extortion.

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    14. Re:SCO is clearly violating the law, but.... by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      "Not so. For example, you can blackmail someone by threatening to tell the IRS that they didn't pay their taxes."

      That's a false analogy, and I'm not convinced a court would find that to be blackmail at all. Just tell the judge you felt it was your duty as a citizen to report this heinous abuse, if it's true. If it's not true, it's slander of course.

      You're missing the point. If you took the line you are proposing the judge would ask you why you offered not to tell if they paid you.

      The essence of blackmail or extortion is the threat to do harm if (and only if) your demands aren't met.

      SCO is saying that it owns something, that they are entitled to license terms, and *if* they choose to collect on those terms and you refuse to pay, then they will ask a court to settle the dispute. This isn't exactly the Giancana family putting the muscle on you.
      The are claiming that they own something, but they refuse to say what it is. They are asking for money from people with whom they have had no prior dealings, and the only justification they give is the threat of a lawsuit, the basis of which they refuse to disclose.
      It's only barratry if the case is without merit. Unless you're the judge in SCO v. IBM, I don't think you're qualified to make that conclusion just yet. Taking away SCO's right to petition the court to settle their dispute with IBM, is tantamount to abridging my own rights to due process of law. Until there is some ground to do so, and until there is some real evidence of wrongdoing by SCO, it's not right to accuse them.
      Even if they win their case against IBM, this still doesn't give them anything against XYZ Corp. Even if they win against IBM, the hypothetical cases they are threatening random linux users with would have no merit. It is these, not the IBM case, that we are discussing here.

      As far as it not being right to accue SCO until there is evidence, why shouldn't the same standard apply to them? On what basis do you defend their casting asperations far and wide without offering a shred of substantiation?

      This might be closer to usury than it is to extortion.
      Huh? I haven't seen any money lending at unreasonably high interest rates. This point makes no sense to me.

      -- MarkusQ

  67. Don't Mess With The Vatican by CHaN_316 · · Score: 1

    If I were SCO, I wouldn't sue the Vatican... the Vatican has their own military force for crying out loud!

    "You have made a fool out of the Pope! God! Smite them! (Looks up at heaven and waits) .... he's cooking up something..." - Pope (Family Guy)

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    1. Re:Don't Mess With The Vatican by fishbowl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'd love to see something like a Squad Leader scenario -- the US Secret Service versus the Vatican Swiss Guard.

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    2. Re:Don't Mess With The Vatican by operagost · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I find it amusing that the swiss guard has a chaplain. Isn't that a bit redundant in Vatican City?

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  68. "OSDL to Answer SCO with Linux Campaign" by eddy · · Score: 2, Informative

    And on a tangent...OSDL to Answer SCO with Linux Campaign.

    The Open Source Development Lab (OSDL) on Wednesday will announce a new initiative aimed at raising awareness about how the Linux kernel is developed.

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  69. Big mistake on SCOX by CrimeDoggy · · Score: 1

    Its very foolish for SCOX to do this, if indeed they due sue Google. Google is a private company with a ton of cash and no real shareholders to answer (at least not as many/as much as a public company.) That, combined with Google's willingness to litigate, may be the first chance to get this madness in court.

  70. Humor: SCO mug -- Tux takes a dump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might as well tag along with this one.

  71. Maybe it's a good idea they hired bodyguards by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    because if this comes to pass, there WILL be murders. This isn't some corporation vs. corporation fight. SCO is trying to take over something that people have invested lots of blood and sweat into and now they're trying to penalize the (possibly) most used search engine out there for not paying them any attention. They might as well go over to England and tell them that rugby sucks if they have that much of a death wish.

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  72. Re:What's the big deal? by Verteiron · · Score: 1

    But $699 * the number of machines Google uses is.

    I believe the number is somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 machines, most of which are running Linux. You do the math.

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  73. Re:What's the big deal? by raverbuzzy · · Score: 1

    But google doesn't run on one server.

    $699 times the thousands of servers they have is a lot.

  74. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by telstar · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "Didn't MS try to BUY google but google refused? Then MS said that they would compete with google."
    • According to Bill Gates, as reported in USA Today, Microsoft was never in talks with Google about an acquisition.


    • link


  75. Re:Four words by rootofevil · · Score: 2, Funny

    i dont want to see this anywhere near this.

    the unholy combination of the two would surely rend our universe asunder.

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  76. They're desperate by emh0 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It's simple... SCO are fast running out of money. They thought IBM would buy them out but they didn't, so they're just going to keep the lawsuits flying until somebody does.

  77. Not coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you haven't understood it yet, let me spell it out for you: SCO is a Microsoft proxy company. Sort of like modern-day corporate black ops.

    And I'd like any major Microsoft shareholders to take a small break and think about what shady shit their company is doing. Usually these kind of things tend to backfire on you, big time.

  78. count down for what? by mm0mm · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "SCO said last week that it would sue within 90 days. The Linux community thinks SCO's bluffing and won't make its self-imposed February 17 deadline. McBride said he'd like to play that number in Vegas."

    put a big red mark on your calender everyone! if a suit *ever* happens, it's time for developers, the REAL copyrights holders to stand up and show Darl what "protecting IP" under copyrights law means. "misappropriation of IP" will not feed them; it will hunt them down. too bad darl has no ammo (he never have) to scare everyone off. he only has a handful of empty shells.

  79. ipblock SCO by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    If SCO sues google, maybe google could ip block SCO so they can't uses google. "Do on to others as they do onto you."

  80. Re:What's the big deal? by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

    Erm. It's per server (10000*699 = $6,990,000)

  81. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by eddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they're not poor, and they do have lawyers, but nothing like the fancy-pants ones that IBM has on tap.

    But that's okay because a trained monkey could file better documents than what we've seen out of SCO.

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  82. This will cause Google big IPO problems by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This could reduce Google's valuation for their IPO. Google will have to put "pending litigation" with a big dollar value in their prospectus. This affects the valuation. Perhaps by billions.

    What an extortion racket.

    On Monday, December 5, the discovery motions in the IBM/SCO case go before the judge. That's the first "put up or shut up" event in the case.

    1. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by lurker412 · · Score: 1
      This affects the valuation. Perhaps by billions.

      Hmmm...seems like in the very worst case Google might have to purchase 10000 licenses and pay some legal expenses. Total cost, probably less than $10M. Considering the likely value of a Google IPO, this is very small change. Or am I missing something?

    2. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by odin53 · · Score: 1

      Why would it reduce Google's valuation "perhaps by billions"? What would be Google's maximum liability? How does it affect Google's inherent value (that is, how does it affect Google's IP portfolio? Revenue stream? P&L? Even its balance sheet?)?

      Google's a high profile target, sure, and it may reduce Google's valuation somewhat, but an SCO litigation threat affects companies like Sun and IBM (which make Unix-like operating systems) more than Google, whose use of Linux/Unix is a bit more incidental to its business. Litigation would be more threatening even to Microsoft, depending on what MSFT has done or does with Unix code (for OS compatibility or whatnot).

    3. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Microsoft have licenced their Unix code from SCO, so they are in the clear.

    4. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Maximum statutory damages for willful copyright violation is $150,000 per infringment. Multiply that by the 10,000+ machines in Google's cluster and you're up to more than $1.5 billion, not counting any other bogus charges that SCO's lawyers may come up with. It's the same reason the RIAA could file a $97 billion suit against that kid in Michigan...

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    5. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by alan6101 · · Score: 0

      Make that Friday, Dec 5, it's getting closer...

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    6. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by odin53 · · Score: 1

      I doubt Google would be liable for willful infringement, but in any case, its infringement shouldn't really affect its *valuation* because the infringement is so incidental to Google's business -- Google can pay a license fee and keep on truckin'; Google can move its servers to a different platform and keep on truckin'.

      Even it were found liable for infringement -- even willful infringement -- the damages payment would properly be a one-time operating cost. Such things shouldn't significantly affect Google's IPO valuation.

    7. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by schon · · Score: 1

      Maximum statutory damages for willful copyright violation is $150,000 per infringment

      The thing is that Google obtained the software in good faith. There is no willful infringement.

      Google is also not distributing Linux, so (according to Eben Moglen) they can't be liable for copyright infringement at all. (The party from whom they obtained the software would be liable.)

    8. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the next Monday that's december 5th is in the year 2005.

      This year the 5th falls on a friday.

    9. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although you can't legally IPO or take investment with outstanding/unresolved legal issues. This includes (amazingly) contracts unsigned by employess, so don't expect this to effect the IPO.

    10. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by neocronos · · Score: 1

      "On Monday, December 5, the discovery motions in the IBM/SCO case go before the judge." Um, what year would this be in? 2003 has Monday on the 1st and 8th. Did I miss the TimeLine/TimeWarp thing again?

    11. Re:This will cause Google big IPO problems by lildogie · · Score: 1

      > On Monday, December 5

      What year is that? In 2003, December 5 is a Friday.

  83. Large Cluster Operators are Logical Targets by RedLeg · · Score: 1
    This makes sense when you think about it. Last time I checked, Google operated a linux clustered array of thousands of machines, thus automagically making them and any other large linux cluster operator a HUGE violator of SCO's alleged IP.


    Interesting milestone number one will be when some of the other operators of large linux clusters (like, say Nvidia, the various National Labs and other arms of the US Government like the NIH and NASA, and lots of other Public and Private entities) realize this is going on and that they are logical targets.


    Interesting milestone number two will occur when a group of these folks with Something to Lose(tm) grow a collective set, band together and class-action SCO into non-existance.



    BTW, who is forming the class of individual linux users threatened en masse by SCO? Where do I and others sign up?

  84. Sadly its Speculation even after a suite is filed. by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 1

    SCO is going to sue somebody?

    "This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though."

    Sadly its Speculation even after a suite is filed.

    They put the _P_oint _O_f _S_ale in POSture and POSpone.

    ls

  85. No need to feel left out... by raehl · · Score: 1

    We'll sue Canadians too. Just send me your name and address and I should be able to file in the next week or so. If you let me know which state(s) you would prefer to be sued in I can also make sure to avoid those.

  86. this would be fantastic for Linux by sbma44 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What site is most universally beloved by the non-technical public? I'd say it's google: people know it works and see it as an altruistic enterprise since it doesn't make its money off of them. If you need evidence, look no further than its verbed formulation: "to google" is now synonymous with "to search" for a lot of people.

    If Google gets attacked, people will notice. Hopefully, they'll start associating Linux with it as a result. If Linux can absorb even a little bit of Google's golden-boy glow it'll go a long way to creating a realistic entry point for consumer desktop Linux.

  87. SCO {MOOA + apocalypse now Video Game} by eadint · · Score: 1

    thankyou /. thank you. i was really tired and not wanting to do anything today than low and behold an sco story gets posted, my blood begins to circulate and i get all nice and frothy. nothing like the smell of SCO in the morning smells like ..... Victory. makes you want to get yer rifle and deal some justice to Utah. well maybe write a video game for that.
    hey thats it the SCO video game.
    make it like medal of honer and Apocalypse now. your on an inner tube assigned by the oss to hunt down the crazy colonel McBride. your on a boat going up the colorado and /. is feeding you information on what McBride is doing now. your job is to terminate McBride with extream prejudice. hey game developers get to work.......

  88. Just wondering... by nyc-bigbird · · Score: 1

    Is this even possible?

    If we each buy $1K of SCO stock would we collectivly become the largest SCO shareholder?

    Could we then just use that power and vote all of our shares in one large block?

    I'd love to see the SCO CEO dance naked at the demands of the board. :-)

    Oh yeah, and end this sillyness.

    1. Re:Just wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl, is that you? Because this is really a brilliant idea to hype up the company's stocks: The slashstock effect.

    2. Re:Just wondering... by tomcio.s · · Score: 1

      If we each buy $1K of SCO stock would we collectivly become the largest SCO shareholder?
      No, you would be buying NO-VOTE stock option. There is a limited amount of the voting options (one's that allow you to sit in on the meetings and vote on issues).

      Could we then just use that power and vote all of our shares in one large block?
      See previous. You have $1k.. I want that kinda cash. Friggin tech slump (goes off venting)

      I'd love to see the SCO CEO dance naked at the demands of the board
      NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT. Really, I much rather eat poo. And not even that imported kind, I am willing to settle for domestic no name brand! :-)

  89. Fight by jcrosby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Fight evil with science.

    Just kidding ;-)

  90. I wonder... by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will SCO be dumb enough to send a bill first? Preferably through the US Mail?

    Then they're dead for Mail fraud.

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    1. Re:I wonder... by blang · · Score: 1

      Will SCO be dumb enough to send a bill first? Preferably through the US Mail?

      Yes, they are dumb enough. When they first annnounced this scheme, they said they intended to send out invoices shortly to 1500 companies, and were taking sales call. That back in June or so.

      However, they quickly found out the problem with sending out invoices: They don't know how many CPUS those companies are running on Linux, and they have no idea what versionson Linux infringes their "IP".

      In addition, several people contacted SCO and asked to receive invoices. Most, if not all of those requests were from individuals who would instantly file a complaint with FTC, SEC, Postal inspectors and state GA upon receipt of such invoice.

      SCO recanted, and claimed the licencing scheme would only be available to large corporate customers.

      Now they claim they're in the middle of negotioations with customers. In heir last press conference, they boasted about the progress, and announced that they would license or litigate.

      They have proven time and time again that they are dumb enough. However, they are closely watched by the public, and every trap they have set for themselves have been narrowly avoided, by learning about the consequences from sites like groklaw.

      Same with this. The "license" they negotiate will be an odd one. In order to cover their asses, the license must include language that the licensee can not sue them or file complaints against them in a criminal court, and that the license is void if disclosed to 3d parties. My guess is that the victim's lawyers will contact law enfourcement already in the negotiation phase, and get special priority by using RICO, and charge SCOX with extortion, fraud and barratry. If the case is handled under RICO, Canopy(Yarro), and Boies law firm will have their asses fried as well.

      My prediction is that this scheme will blow up in their faces as usual, and the corner that they have painted themselves into will shrink and shrink.

      Then they're dead for Mail fraud.

      Among a whole slew of other crimes.

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  91. self-fulfilling prophecies? by donutz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Better than Linux sites (Linux World, Slashdot) linking to each other with speculations that create self fulfilling prophecies.

    Not if we can slashdot the hell out of those sites! SCO won't be able to find the scoop on melted heaps of webserver...

    1. Re:self-fulfilling prophecies? by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Not if we can slashdot the hell out of those sites!..."

      Why do you guys always think small potatoes?

      "The idea behind the suit is obviously to make all major Linux users tractable and make them reach for their checkbooks."

      Absolutely. Everybody on that short list and everyone else within range of these cretins should get together, pull out their checkbooks, and sue the bejesus out of SCO. Charge them with extortion and anything else their smartest lawyers can think of. SCO wants to live by lawsuits, let them die by lawsuits. What do you think the Wall Street analysts will think when they find out a hundred companies big and small have gotten together and started the process toward nailing these bastards to the wall? Can you say "penny stock"? Can you say "dead on arrival"?

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    2. Re:self-fulfilling prophecies? by drakaan · · Score: 1

      I'm just waiting for the lawsuit to hit so I can do a Google search for "SCO vs. Google"...I can imagine some creative things that might happen there...heheh

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    3. Re:self-fulfilling prophecies? by Patrick13 · · Score: 1

      Why would it be interesting? This article will probably be in first place for the next 10 years.

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    4. Re:self-fulfilling prophecies? by drakaan · · Score: 1

      You don't think Google would massage any search results to point to articles in their favor? Might not be interesting to you, but I'm curious to see what happens...

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    5. Re:self-fulfilling prophecies? by lapaille · · Score: 1

      On thing is obvious: SCO and Microsoft have a secret arrangement. Microsoft is a killer, a dumb stupid killer.
      We must reapeat one thing everywhere: Microsoft will be out of businness in 10 years. People will get bored of their sh.. It will be done as soon as the Linux distributions become more "everyusers-friendly".
      Good times are coming...

  92. Oh shit!!! by ryanvm · · Score: 1
  93. Re:God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm offended by you.

  94. MS buyout payback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS was spurned. this is payback for not assimilating.

  95. Enough please. by juuri · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Dear editors (and those who are going to mod me down),

    Are you really telling me out of all the submissions slashdot gets daily that one of the ten to twnety articles posted has to be about SCO? Is the submission queue really filled with such trash that SCO mentions deserve to go up on the front page everyday? Look I enjoy ragging on stupid companies just as much if not more than anyone else but this is simply played out. We passed the point where ridicule became stale weeks ago.

    A more cynical me would just assume you keep putting them up because of the high number of comments and therefore page views, er, AD views the generate.

    I come to slashdot to read nerdy news, instead an increasing percentage of articles posted are about "our rights online." I understand that sites grow and change but slashdot is really betraying its technical roots with all this pansy ""rights" stuff and honestly most slashdot posters don't read articles, muchless vote so all these articles do is allow everyone to rehash the same comments from the previous story about how we are losing every right we had, the world is ending, blah blah blah

    Er uh okay so I got sidetracker, but c'mon please enough with the SCO at least.

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    1. Re:Enough please. by syle · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Click here and disable the YRO section if you don't like it.

      It's not like one more SCO story means one less story about something else.

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    2. Re:Enough please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ever heard of this slashdot feature where you decide which topics you see? disable YRO, disable caldera and shut the fuck up.

  96. Re:What's the big deal? by Galaxie · · Score: 1

    that's not the point...

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  97. Why is this news? by Prometheus_NG · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am amazed that Slashdot continues to take the bait on this stuff. Who has SCO sued? IBM, over a specific contract dispute. Since the exact contracts are not available for public inspection we can not know what whether SCO actually has a leg to stand on.

    Sure SCO has made all kinds of wild claims in public and there has been even more uninformed speculation.

    But they have not actually done anything else.

    They have not presented their "invoices" for Linux licenses.

    They have not made any specific copyright claims of anybody.

    They have not demanded that any of the kernel archives be taken down.

    They have not done anything but generate a lot of smoke.

    Untill SCO actually puts up, there is no news here. If they actually sued somebody. If they actually made some specific copyright claims. If they actually did anything besides make noise, then that would be a newsworthy item.

    1. Re:Why is this news? by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I am amazed that Slashdot continues to take the bait on this stuff. Who has SCO sued? IBM, over a specific contract dispute. Since the exact contracts are not available for public inspection we can not know what whether SCO actually has a leg to stand on.

      They are all available for public inspection. You can download the PDFs from Groklaw.

  98. Better codename for 2.6 kernel... by ryanvm · · Score: 1

    I've got a better suggestion for the codename of the next Linux kernel: Greased Darl

  99. Is google one of the 1500 by ILikeRed · · Score: 1

    Google, being a private company, would they have received one of the original 1500 letters? Not that any of SCOX threats make sense or anything....

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  100. Aluminium?! by TWX · · Score: 4, Funny

    "*moderates +5 aluminium hat*"

    That's Tin Foil you fool! Aluminium won't do any good against Alien Mind Control rays, Microsoft Mind Control Rays(tm), Government Mind Control Rays, or the like. You must use tin!

    --
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    1. Re:Aluminium?! by aborchers · · Score: 5, Funny
      That's Tin Foil you fool! Aluminium won't do any good against Alien Mind Control rays,


      Hmmm. You know, I never thought of it before, but as tin foil has been replaced in the market by aluminum foil, there does seem to be a lot more people wandering around under the influence of Alien Mind Control rays.

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    2. Re:Aluminium?! by Kenja · · Score: 1
      Your wrong,

      http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html
      http://www.paladin-press.com/detail.aspx?ID=28

      All the REAL paranoids know that only an ALUMINIUM foil beenie will work.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    3. Re:Aluminium?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Tin Foil you fool! Aluminium won't do any good against Alien Mind Control rays, Microsoft Mind Control Rays(tm), Government Mind Control Rays, or the like. You must use tin!

      Oh get me to use tin instead of aluminum? Ha! You expect me to fall for that?

    4. Re:Aluminium?! by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      That's the most insightful thing I've ever read. That needs to be bumper sticker!

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    5. Re:Aluminium?! by MoronGames · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearing this up. I've been wearing an aluminium hat for over seven months, and I always get weird looks. I guess it's because I'm not supposed to wear aluminium... I'm supposed to wear tin! Thanks again!

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      hey!
    6. Re:Aluminium?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a two layer tin + aliminum hat?

    7. Re:Aluminium?! by mattdm · · Score: 1

      No way. The lead in actual tin is essential -- lightweight aluminum won't do any good.

    8. Re:Aluminium?! by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shit, I've been using aluminum foil all this time. I must have looked like an idiot.

    9. Re:Aluminium?! by O.M.A.C. · · Score: 0, Funny

      A quick search on Google indicates that while tin and aluminum are both effective, lead sheets are much better. Tin and aluminum both reflect the rays away from the wearer, allowing them to locate individuals who are attempting to shield themselves from the rays. Unlike tin and aluminum, lead absorbs the Mind Control rays, allowing the wearer to be shielded with no indication to the ray emitter that the rays are being blocked. (Sheesh, am I the ONLY one here that does any research before posting?)

      Also, I heard or read somewhere recently that Microsoft, SCO, the Government and an undisclosed Alien race have formed partnership that has recently bought a company that has filed patents for the process of making metal sheets out of lead,aluminum or tin, if you need any more evidence of the conspiracy.

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    10. Re:Aluminium?! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      I once bought a bumper sticker that said "Question Reality". I haven't seen it since...

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    11. Re:Aluminium?! by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. You know, I never thought of it before, but as tin foil has been replaced in the market by aluminum foil, there does seem to be a lot more people wandering around under the influence of Alien Mind Control rays.

      Who do you think is behind the switch from tin to aluminum?!

      It's a conspiracy I tell you! Why won't you people listen to me!!!

    12. Re:Aluminium?! by TWX · · Score: 1

      "Also, I heard or read somewhere recently that Microsoft, SCO, the Government and an undisclosed Alien race have formed partnership that has recently bought a company that has filed patents for the process of making metal sheets out of lead,aluminum or tin, if you need any more evidence of the conspiracy."

      woah. I can just imagine the lawsuit:

      Ford Motor Company, Inc., General Motors Inc., Daimler Chrysler AG, Toyota Motors, Hitachi Products Company, Honda of America, Inc., Nissan America, and BMW Sales America versus Microsoft Inc., Caldera Systems, The Canopy Group, the Government of the United States of America, and unknown parties.

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      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    13. Re:Aluminium?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let them know the secret, you fool. How else can we control them.

    14. Re:Aluminium?! by thales · · Score: 1

      Hah!!

      Aluminium Foil is the prefered material!

      From the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie site's page on Aluminum Alternitives

      "In general, when people say "tin foil" they really mean aluminum foil. But what about tin (Sn)? Does it have the same anti-psychotronic properties as aluminum? Most experts agree that tin does have an effect but opinions are divided as to whether or not it is as good as aluminum. A small, but vocal, contingent even argues that tin is superior, but they are held by most to be the lunatic fringe of Foil Deflector Beanie science. I would advise people wishing to build a Deflector Beanie to stick with aluminum whenever possible since it is a proven technology."

      http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

      I Have to suspect that anyone advocating tin over proven alumininium anti-psychotronic technology is secrectly in the pay of SCO, Microsoft, and the Illumanati.

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    15. Re:Aluminium?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, this is a joke thread, but was it ever tin? AFAIK, it's called tinfoil, because it looks like tin, not because it used to be made of tin. You know, in some foreign languages, it's called "silver paper" although it contains neither...

    16. Re:Aluminium?! by Skater · · Score: 1

      All of a sudden, I feel much better about the lead paint in my condo.

      Thanks!
      --RJ

    17. Re:Aluminium?! by pegr · · Score: 1

      I once bought a bumper sticker that said "Question Reality". I haven't seen it since...

      What makes you so sure?

    18. Re:Aluminium?! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Yep. An alloy of tin + lead has been used:

      http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/tin+fo il

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      Trouble making decisions? Just flip for it.
    19. Re:Aluminium?! by SEE · · Score: 1

      Fool! That's what they want you to think!

      The control rays are tuned for nonmetal and metalloid Group 14 elements. That is, carbon, the basis of life; silicon, used in both vacuum tubes and transistors; and germanium, used in transistors. They want to control you and your computer.

      Given that, there are two and only two materials which can provide a proper defense -- tin and lead, the the two stable Group 14 metals. Ununquadium works, too, but doesn't last long enough to make an effective shield.

      Aluminum? Bah! That's what they make TV antennas out of, you idiot! They guide the rays in!

    20. Re:Aluminium?! by thales · · Score: 1

      Bah!

      Are you going to try to claim that the Black Helocopters used by the agents of the New World Order are made of Tin, of Lead? They are made of Aluminum!!! This metal protects the evil agents from being overcome by thier own psychotronic rays.

      Do you think that pyramid on top of the Washingtom Monument is made of Lead? No It's made of Pure Aluminium so that it can be used to reflect and focus the psychotronic rays that control the US Government!!

      They are allready controling the Computers of people foolish enough to use that OS produced in the Northwestern US. It is a well known carrier of psychotronic rays. These are focused directly from the moniter into your eyes avoiding ANY protections offered by an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie. Nothing but mind control can explain Windows users refusal to switch from this inferior OS.

      Linux users are somewhat safer since they aren't using a known psychotronic carrying OS, but aren't fully protected unless they install Mindguard http://zapatopi.net/mindguard.html

      The New World Order agents are trying to make MindGuard ineffective via a plot to replace the Aluminum in computer chips with non-psychotronicly active copper. Don't fall for this ploy.

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  101. Makes Perfect Sense by deadline · · Score: 1
    What you need to understand is that when SCO sues somebody it is an invitation to buy them. Google with it's potential IPO is a good choice. The could do a stock swap and SCO would make out like bandits in an IPO. I assume they are wanting Google to say, "We can make this go away and buy you with X number of shares as we do not want to sour our IPO with a lawsuit." Actually a brilliant move, if it would work.

    I suspect Google like IBM will not cave to this type of extortion.

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  102. I want a SCOg for a pet. by frkiii · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's half SCO and half dog. It is its only friend. :P

  103. Darl McBride Sued. by HutchGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sources tell us Darl McBride has been named in a class-action lawsuit, agisnt himself, and the SCO Group. Evidently the PC industry has decided that the collective SCO suing ensemble have been over-exposing themsleves to the public as major dickheads. The suit is for an unspecified amount of damages for visual damages to the PC community from their obvious indecent exposure. (Film of the dickheads at 11pm)

  104. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by freeweed · · Score: 1

    According to Bill Gates, Microsoft is not a monopoly.

    According to Bill Gates, the Internet is irrelevant (circa 1995).

    According to Bill Gates, a web browsers is an integral part of an operating system.

    etc, etc, ad nauseum

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  105. What Version by attobyte · · Score: 1

    They might run 2.2.x. God do I hate SCO.

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  106. All a bit speculative? by DarthSepulsive · · Score: 1

    I've had great fun reading how either "This is trouble for Google's IPO" or "Google will trample SCO" but isn't this all a bit early? The article says that SCO sueing Google is "claimed by an unnamed source". Perhaps we should all wait until this is either confirmed or not, before we run around discussing the outcome? I mean if I remember correctly all Linux users should have received invoices or should have been sued in summer.

  107. This tends to prove Microsoft is behind it all: by Progman3K · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Funny how everyone that SCO goes after is a group that frustrated Microsoft...

    Microsoft is trying to raise a zombie army to attack its opponents so that investors won`t perceive MS as being dishonest.

    Don't be surprised if more shell companies either get bought up or formed and have the single goal of attacking Microsoft's "enemies".

    And the side bonus is MS being able to say "See? We're not the only ones who think Linux/Google/Whatever is bad!"

    Another great bonus is that if any of these entities has to pay for its transgressions by being forced out of business by law or some such, Microsoft can just stand back and laugh that the repriesal didn't touch them.

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  108. DMCA Anyone? by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a crazy idea, but Google could slap themselves with a DMCA takedown (al la Kazaa Lite) regarding SCO... I mean they wouldn't be the only company using the DMCA is a frivolous way????

    Also, this post is meant to be a bit like the SCO share prices: half funny, half interesting and half stupid ;-)

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    1. Re:DMCA Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude that's 3/2's, wtf?

    2. Re:DMCA Anyone? by T-Kir · · Score: 1

      Surprised I'm answering this, my point was that SCO's share prices don't make real world sense - i.e. they don't add up to real world worth, hence my intentional 3 halves.

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    3. Re:DMCA Anyone? by Malek+the+Damned · · Score: 1

      I do believe that was his entire point.

  109. Re:God !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, Satan's busy getting people to implant RFID tags in their hands

  110. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by telstar · · Score: 1

    Right ... but people jump at the chance to contest all of those arguments. Do you have a quote from Google contesting his statement? Unless they're bound by a NDA (which I doubt they are since Gates made a statement regarding the relationship between the two companies) I would think they'd contradict a statement he made if it wasn't an accurate representation of the relationship between their two companies.

  111. Re:Better than... by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That sounds like my older relatives who think we shouldn't see reports on the news about potential terrorist threats, because "it might give the bad guys ideas." As unpopular as SCO might be right now, they certainly would know who the big Linux users are out there...

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  112. Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speculation for nerds. Stuff that might matter.

  113. How long.... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Before I can go to google and type the words "Kiss my ass", click the "I'm feeling lucky" button and arrive at the Sco home page?

    1. Re:How long.... by jea6 · · Score: 1

      Not quite yet (in case you were afraid to try): Words for the boss, both said and unsaid.

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    2. Re:How long.... by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

      I don't know - but "Fuck SCO" got 10,800 hits. :)

    3. Re:How long.... by zonix · · Score: 1

      From the site:

      Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5? This is a research site for a book about quitting your job. The task? Write your dream letter of resignation. Don't repeat that polite missive that begins with: "After long and careful consideration, I have decided to resign my current position." Instead, be as honest as your wildest dreams invite you to be. Imagine actually telling your boss exactly where things went wrong...

      Who made this site? SCO employees? :-)

      z
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    4. Re:How long.... by Perky_Goth · · Score: 0

      which would be worse, SCO or goatse.cx? The mind wonders...

  114. McBride's moniker needs changing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we start calling him Darth McBride now?

    1. Re:McBride's moniker needs changing by ewhac · · Score: 1

      That would be a disgrace to the title/rank of Darth. One is awarded the rank of Darth only when one has indisputably distinguished oneself as a master not only of the Force, but also of political and social intrigue, and can wield them all with devastating results.

      Darl, on the other hand, is a green Stormtrooper with delusions of grandeur who, like all Stormtroopers, couldn't hit anything even if he knew what to aim for. He is a noisy distraction; a tool of the Darths, never to be one himself.

      Schwab

  115. Hmmm by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Why is it that when I search google for "Butthole UNIX Company," SCO isn't at the top of the list? I think we should do something about that (And here on /. we should have the collective web clout to pull it off!)

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  116. Re:Did you ever think for even a minute... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    SCO is making a lot of noise yet not saying anything of any substance. They could have chosen ONE compelling example to trot out when this all started and have yet to do so.

    The only thing ill-informed around here are your unsupported fantasies.

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    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  117. SCO NOW the video game. by eadint · · Score: 1

    THE STORY LINE
    You wake up at you office to the sound of browser refresh on ./ "shit now new stories" and I'M still at work when I'M at work all I want to do is read /. When I'M at home all I want to do is play MOOHAA, I might just have to do something like work" terrible shudders run though your spine. " Then all of assuden two privates show up at your door, mister ****** OSS wants to talk to you. They clean you up and take you to a trailer where RMS gives you tofu and tells you that if you eat it you'll never have to prove yourself to anyone again Linus and the CEO for google are sitting at the table looking awkward and the ceo for IBM starts asking you funny questions. Have you ever heard of colonel McBride? Then you start frothing and want to break something. You have to stop him the mad is out there mouthing off like a madman and suing everyone he can, " he has obviously gone insane" your mission is to go to Utah and terminate the colonels position the CEO of google pipes up " terminate with extreme prejudice. Then you on a boat going up the Colorado river having to fight off stock traders and drugged out MS junkies.

  118. Mac Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news...

    Apple is suing all OS X users who haven't paid there mac tax. They are starting with the G5 cluster at the university of Vermont (or was it VA?). That is why they call it FeeBSD!

  119. Techworld's Hell by mjt+AG · · Score: 1
    Think about this . . .

    If Gates were "S@t@n," wouldn't that make McBride the "@ntichrist?"

    In terms of Warcraft III - If Gates were "Ner'zhul," wouldn't that make McBride "Arthas?"

  120. I'll tell you who! by siskbc · · Score: 1

    Okay, who's called dibbs on scoatse.cx?

    Evidently...

    $host goatse.cx

    goatse.cx has address 198.247.175.96

    ...does.

    Doesn't seem to be live though.

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    1. Re:I'll tell you who! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually go there you'll see that it's unregistered - the .cx TLD is simply wildcarded to a "Buy this domain" page.

  121. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by arkanes · · Score: 1

    That statement can be true and untrue at the same time, like alot of buisness-speak. Perhaps Google was informally approached, or approached through a third party. I'm not saying thats the case, of course, but Bill G could have been telling the truth, but MS could still have been looking at buying Google. In any case, Google is notoriously closed mouth (they don't have a stock price to pump via press releases, after all), so I don't know that they'd bother to contradict something like that.

  122. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by sakyamuni · · Score: 1

    There are many different channels and levels in the acquisition process, especially in the beginning, as you explore things. Perhaps MS kept everything very low-key and back-channel. No MS representative may have ever officially discussed acquisition with Google.

    In that case, it's easy for Gates to squash the rumors with a carefully crafted statement ("We were never in talks about it with them."). Spin, spin, spin...

  123. Borrowing a page from Microsoft;s manual... by non+carborundum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Somewhat OT, sorry...

    Microsoft is notorious for leveraging their dominance in one market in order to force their way into another.

    It strikes me that Google can do the same - and do it in a way that could potentially hurt Microsoft a lot.

    I know there will be those who will not react favorably to this idea...

    Google should create YALD (Yet Another Linux Distribution). Call it "Google Weblinux" (tm...)

    Base it on Knoppix-Debian-Muskox/Linux. Add a much more user-friendly HD install (with *lots* of warning about overwriting hard disk partitions, and what this means). Add everything internet-related that they can - especially commercial, well-known stuff like Flash (sorry)
    Realmedial (sorry), Acrobat Reader, lotsa Java-related toys, ez-firewall stuff, ez-internet sharing. Add a super-easy, customized synaptic (or synaptic replacement) with (optional) auto-updating. Put in every plugin known to Linuxkind. Make sure everything just works, just like that.

    Tie it all together through the google homepage.
    Naturally the default homepage will be Google, and the default list of links will include the fine commercial and non-commercial folks Google has made deals with in the process of creating the CD.

    Perhaps they could mirror apt-get repositories or add their own for updates.

    Advertise Google WebLinux on their homepage, with
    links to more info.

    If they wanted to the Google folks could become sort of a focal point for mindshare for all of Microsoft's commercial competitors - every commercial business who has to compete with Microsoft's own bundled applications - especially if Google manages to convince everybody that they won't try to get into competing with Macromedia/Sun Java/Adobe/Real.

    Would that be an effective counterfud/return fire against Microsoft?

    1. Re:Borrowing a page from Microsoft;s manual... by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      [snippo great idea] Would that be an effective counterfud/return fire against Microsoft?

      Where do I sign?

  124. SCO mug shot! by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Found this creative little mug shot by Lee Brian. Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words

  125. The Open Source approach of suing the world by presroi · · Score: 1

    Well, there is one thing which makes me nervous. /. has been covering this SCO-"thing" for a while and the huge mass of audience has been able to forecast every step of SCO ever since.

    If I were SCO (hopefully not) or someone in the Boies law firm, I would read all the +5 insightful/interesting comments on /.-articles about "What might SCO do next".

    This is exactly the opposite side of the "parallel debugging" phenomenon from the Open Source movement. Even if 99% of all the comments were crap, there were more suggestions for SCO/Boies what do to next.

    Actually, we are doing their work.

  126. MORE! MORE! by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    No, we need lots more. We need to stay up to date with the SCO saga. Why? Because SCO is threatening the very life of Linux. Is this a pro open source site or not? SCO is threatening the very blood of open source, the GPL, and you people want to have less SCO? Bad! We should have daily SCO stupidity stories. I've even taken the liberty of registering a few good domains to tick SCO off :-)

  127. MS sock puppets. by saitoh · · Score: 1

    "The story quotes 'Industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.'"

    Well, considering that SCO is being supported by MS's money, this doesnt surprise me a whole hell of a lot. If my business aproval rating hovered arround loathing, I'd be keen on finding something that didnt make me look like the worst tech company in the universe.

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  128. Idiots, or just going for something else? by Idou · · Score: 1

    Maybe they are not really trying to maximize profits from litigation?

    Maybe they just seem stupid because we make simple assumptions like SCO wants to maximize their earnings for investors. Maybe management at SCO is simply not acting in the best interest of its investors anymore and is motivated to do something else.

    Unfortunately, since they are no longer playing by the rules that are established in the market place, it is very difficult for us to actually pin-point what their agenda is, or who is supporting it (don't expect to find anything in their SEC filings . . .). We can only help to gain circumstantial evidence and, since making conclusions from circumstantial evidence is normally not required, our conclusions based on circumstantial evidence will be labeled paranoid by the public.

    This is a fundamental breakdown in the free-market system, the same break-down that resulted in the great depression. This is the primary reason that the SEC, GAAP, and all the laws that protect investors were created. Yet it appears these measures were not enough . . .

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  129. SCO vs The Matrix by jetkust · · Score: 1

    In other news, scientists in New Mexico discovered the fictional world of the Matrix, may quite possibly be real. However, unlike the description given in the movie, the matrix is actually a computer program which has been running for several years at an unknown location. He was happy to say the Matrix runs on Linux, and not windows, so a system crash is "unlikely". SCO has decided to sue the creaters of the matrix, whom he calls "God", for royaltees on free software.

  130. The real news here by tealwarrior · · Score: 1

    SCO, schmo. Does the following passage sound incredibly scary to anyone else?

    And Microsoft, which has been accused of conniving with SCO in its march against Linux, is slated to enter the search market and compete against Google. The widgetry, which is supposed to retrieve all kinds of file types, both structured and unstructured, and all kinds of storage systems, beginning with the user's own drive, will be integrated into its operating systems like the anticipated Longhorn.

    Given M$'s habit in the past of looking around the hard dirve and downloading what they find, the last thing we need is to blur the line between local searches and web searches so users become completely oblivious. In this horor film you don't find out the the call is comming from inside the house but that the operating system is the spyware.

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  131. Still some respect for SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as they sue big, big companies with enough money for lawyers.

    Or enough money to buy SCO, which I hope won't happen: the sooner SCO=TOAST, the better.

  132. A source claiming to be in the know says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Claiming to know? It is the reporter's job to investigate to make certain her source was in a position to know?

    I mean, if the person works for SCO or their law firm and holds a position where they could conceivably hold this information, that is one thing. If, on the other hand, they heard it from the neighbor of a friend who has a cousin whose son is dating the daughter of someone who overheard two people who sounded like SCO attorneys in a noisy nightclub...

    OK, this story might turn out to be true, but using a source who is self-validating as opposed to being validated by the reporter AND fact checkers is shoddy journalism.

    1. Re:A source claiming to be in the know says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft...if fact and source checking isn't necessary on /., why should it be necessary on Linuxworld? After all, /. sets the standard for Linux zealotry!

  133. SCO claimed they wouldn't sue Red Hat users by DickBreath · · Score: 1

    In response to Red Hat's lawsuit, SCO said that Red Hat was just confused and had misunderstood SCO's statements. SCO had no intention of suing any Red Hat users.

    Doesn't Google run Red Hat? Was this previously discussed?

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  134. Oops by siskbc · · Score: 1

    That should have been "scoatse.cx" and "219.88.106.80" respectively. Guess I'm so used to typing "goatse.cx"...I mean...nevermind.

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    1. Re:Oops by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Guess I'm so used to typing "goatse.cx"...I mean...nevermind.

      Type it? I thought you had it bookmarked!
      Kids these days, sheesh.

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    2. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      And apparently they've made sure that they won't be sued by SCO...

      From Netcraft:

      The site www.scoatse.cx is running Microsoft-IIS/5.0 on Windows 2000
    3. Re:Oops by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      The site www.scoatse.cx is running Microsoft-IIS/5.0 on Windows 2000


      I hope Microsoft is proud of that statistic...

      "Serving goatse proudly for over three years!"
  135. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The worst part is that unlike IBM, Google may not have the vast army of lawyers to devote to their defense. Now they're not poor

    They probably have as much or more cash on hand than SCO that they could throw to a lawyer, but more importantly, they also have a viable business model that is bringing in more and more cash. SCO cannot afford to deal with another lawsuit right now, which is why I suppose they're leaking this instead of Darl saying it.

    So Google might be worth $7M to them in licensing fees if they paid. It would take far less than that to pay a lawyer to make SCO go away (unless you're going for the IBM-style nuclear ass-whoopin'). Reminds me of the old proverb: don't try to blackmail someone for more money than it would take to have you killed.

  136. Even better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just point all return hits to SCO. They wanted to be in the spotlight. They thought /.ing and denial of service from geeks was bad. Just wait until the entire world is pointing their browsers at their web servers.

  137. cash money by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though.

    But it's lots of ad banners for slashdot now. : )

  138. on a semi-related note (conspiracy theoriests) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/linuxunix/0,39020 390,39118110,00.htm

    This was entitled 'SCO's Las Vegas Code All Show'

    now it's curiously unavailable though it was posted 7 hours ago... hmmm....

    Let's hear it conspiracy theorists...

  139. Re:Four words by October_30th · · Score: 0, Troll
    So, are you Larry Page, or Sergey Brin? I didn't think so. Now fuck off.

    So, you don't think that people who believe in the ideal of free (not just open; there's a critical difference!) source and resent SCO's grotesque attack on our most cherised values should not take any action in the face of this aggression?

    Well, we've seen appeasers like you before when the future of the human kind has been on the stake. We'll survive you too.

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  140. Tell me one thing... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    ...Are those investors dumb or what? Seems there's quite a few people who actually believe SCO is not a sinking boat. I wonder why.

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  141. Uncalled for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Some of us "out here" are Catholics and take offense at such comments, whether in jest or not. Enough ripping on the whole Catholic Church based on what a very small percentage of its priests have done, ok? The vast majority of them are honest, decent people who spend their lives helping others.

    1. Re:Uncalled for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some of us "out here" are Catholics and take offense at such comments, whether in jest or not. Enough ripping on the whole Catholic Church based on what a very small percentage of its priests have done, ok? The vast majority of them are honest, decent people who spend their lives helping others.

      Right, but that doesn't excuse the Catholic Church for defending and covering up those "small percentage" of bad priests.

    2. Re:Uncalled for. by painehope · · Score: 1
      God, I forgot how humor impaired people can be. And if you're going to bitch about a joke, why not stand up and use your account. Don't have one?
      Here : new account

      BTW, the Catholic Church has a long history of priests molesting children, nuns getting pregnant and then killing the babies, political manipulation, etc., and then the vatican doing it's damndest to cover it all up. Do a little bit of historical reading before you get all puffy cause you're a Catholic. Any organization that tolerates this bullshit on any level has serious problems. And your "small percentage" comment is like saying, "look, we've got a few managers that like to gang-rape their secretaries, but most of them are allright". Do a little bit of historical reading before you get all puffy cause you're a Catholic.

      So if you live up to a stereotype, expect to hear a joke or two. While there are good Catholics and priests, your leaders are too fucked up to weed out the bad ones. You have the right to get offended if you want, and I have the right to laugh my ass off at your hypocrisy.

      I'm pretty well OT, but no trolling intended. Fuck it, I have karma to burn, and as someone once pointed out, it's not like I can eat karma or pay my bills with it.

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    3. Re:Uncalled for. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      is like saying, "look, we've got a few managers that like to gang-rape their secretaries, but most of them are allright".

      Do you actually need to include the word "like"?

      Replace the word "gang rape" with "anally rape" and "secretaries" with "children" and it would still be true.

      IMHO Catholics need to distance themsleves from the organization. Catholocism won't die if the Catholic church is sued into oblivion for condoning, commiting and hiding sodomy. The irony would be the secular courts finding their moral inspiration guilty of immorality.

      Oh well... so horribly off-topic. Bye-bye karma.

  142. You don't understand . . . by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 1

    . . . if their stock price falls, then the terrorists have won!

    1. Re:You don't understand . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communists. Darl says we're communists, not terrorists.

  143. It's not that much different than Canada... by StandardCell · · Score: 1

    ...and I'm a Canadian who has lived in both the US and Canada for long periods of time (i.e. years). The two things different are the huge damage awards and the fact that defendants can more easily recover their legal costs from baseless claims. Lots of lawsuits still do happen both in Canada and in the US.

  144. You insensitive clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Maybe this will be a Slashdot first -- read the article then post!"

    I can't read the article because you seem to have slashdotted it!

    1. Re:You insensitive clod by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 1

      Woah woah woah! Hold on there ... I am supposed to *read* the article before posting? Wow ... I wish I knew that before I made this post.

      (zooom)

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  145. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    (no, I never signed a non-compete)

    How about an NDA?

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  146. Ever herd of a Pyramid scheme ? by Forge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It works like this. I get 3 people to put in $10 each on condition that they will receive $20 in 1 week. We then have 7 days to get 9 new people in, to provide the funding for that payout plus some profit. The next week it's 27 recruits required.

    It works because the stupid people will see the exponential growth and actually believe it's sustainable and treat it like an investment. The slightly smarter people treat it as gambling and try to cash out as close as possible to the collapse of the fantasy.

    SCO right now has both types of investors in it. The disadvantage they have relative to other pyramid schemes is that the collapse won't necessarily come when you run out of new recruits. It might come when the case collapses or appears to collapse and your old investors all come with pitchforks and flame to collect money that's not there. I.e. Trying to sell for $20 a stock that's not worth the paper it's printed on to someone who has that same impression of it's "value".

    The reluctance of SCO to actually identify any of the "offending code" in the manner normally used for such cases should be a clue. Yes, companies routinely sue former partners for breach of copyright and IP theft. There are established norms and standards of evidence.

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  147. Reality versus speculation by zippyRRB · · Score: 1

    This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though. People keep saying SCO is a litigious company. But apart from threats to sue Novell, linux users, Google, my cat, in order to fuel speculation (stock price), have they actually carried through with any of it apart from the original IBM case? SCO's buisness model appears more to bark than to bite. Wake me when court documents are actually filed.

  148. Re:Better than... by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least Slashdot and Linux World gave them the idea to do it now.

    Oh, absolutely. There's no way that SCO's lawyers would have ever thought of doing that by themselves.

    Just as all of the most insightful financial analysts come to Slashdot for their investment advice ("Short SCO now!"), so the most expensive lawyers come here to identify a strategy for their multi-million dollar cases.

    And doesn't it give you a warm glow to think that all these expensive experts are out there, clinging to your every word, no matter how idiotic or banal?

    Hey, perhaps if we tell SCO to stop the lawsuits, they'll do that as well

    (OK, OK. I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but *somebody* modded this insightful. That's a hell of a lot lower...)

  149. It could rely on IPO to get stock as payment... by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO could offer to "settle" out of court with Google stock at a guaranteed price prior to the IPO. They would then have a serious amount of cash they could use to go after less fortunate companies.

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  150. Yea, actually, it is pretty simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    > so it's not as simple.

    Under copyright law...

    1) It is the person or entity that produces the copy that commits the infringement. Thus Red Hat, Debian, or Suse.

    2) The end-user can be held for contributing if, and only if, they knew or should have known the copy was infringing. (You can't buy Playstation backup disks, without owning a copy first. You should have known better.) Thus, by ordering same over the net you are contributing.

    3) Copyright infringement is a criminal matter. The fact the law includes a number of affirmative defenses that defeat the criminal sanction does not change the fact ONE CANNOT CONTRACT AWAY CRIMINAL BEHAVIORS. Thus the GPL's "no warranties" clause can only apply to the like of the software destorying your known universe. It cannot disclaim infringement by passing it onto the end-user.

    Regarding patents...

    1) End-users have always been held responsible for proper execution of patents.

    Regarding trade secrets...

    1) Generally, the party that released the secret is responsible for damages caused in the breach of their contract. Others can be held accountable too, if they knew a contract was being broken by their having been given the info.

    2) In some rare situations, a trade secret can be "reclaimed". The recipient must be shown to knew, or should have known, the secret was had throught the breach of a contract. Distribution must have been limited to that select group, and innocent parties must not be harmed. (Basically, your secret is only as safe as the depth of the pockets you tell it too.)

    2 surely does not apply to Linux - in any form.

    Regarding end-users...

    One affirmative defense against copyright infringement is a non-professional standing. The likes of Red Hat are EXPECTED to know the law, and the extent of their right to PROFIT from the reproduction of IP they know they don't own.

    Mear mortals are held to a lower standard. We are not expected to have the resources to validate IP status of every item we encounter. We are allowed to rely, if in good faith, on a bonified professional's assertion of acceptablility implied by their production of copies.

    So, if you modify Linux and give it to a friend (or a thousand) in good faith, and not as an ongoing concern where IP is central to your business, you're pretty much OK.

  151. Googlebomb, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think anyone who googles "lost touch with reality" and clicks "I Feel Lucky" should end up on the SCO page.

  152. Microsoft: SCO is their hammer by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    Hmmmmm, let's see. Microsoft has announced they want to get into the search engine business. Microsoft TRIES and fails to buy Google. Next step, Microsoft looks at competitors, and then hits Google with it's hammer...SCO.

    Sorry, but the assurances of Darl and Microsoft that they aren't in this together are getting pretty lame. Does anti-trust by proxy violate their agreement with the feds? Seems to me Monoposoft has just found a new way of eliminating the next sexy part of the internet. They personally slayed Netscape. Now that they aren't allowed to do it mano-a-mano, they are going to try a new method. I'm taking bets now that the next M$ release has a built-in search engine on the desktop. Any takers?

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    1. Re:Microsoft: SCO is their hammer by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Their agreement with the feds is irrelevant, because the feds have no intent to enforce it.

  153. A way around that contract... by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft wants to develop a Unix-like language, they have to use SCO? There are holes in that "promise."
    There's nothing to stop them from buying another company with a Unix-like product.
    "Ooops... it looks like we won't need to develop a Unix-like product with you."

    In fact, I'd bet that Microsoft could develop Xenix 2.0, thumbing their nose at SCO. Any lawsuit by SCO might be dismissed due to SCO's shaky financial situation. Many contracts have stipulations that require demonstrable financial stability or the contract is void.
    If SCO is on shaky ground, then MS might be off the hook. Financial "shakiness" is a matter of interpretation.

    For that matter, SCO could sue MS and say that XP or Windows 2003 are "Unix-like.".

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    1. Re:A way around that contract... by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      IIRC Xenix was a load of junk, with numerous incompatabilities with the real Unix of its day. Nothing new in that, of course. The point about all modern variants of *nix is that they are useless unless they adhere closely to the core of Posix standards and various other conventions which are expected, thus making porting of application programs very easy compared to, for example, doing a port of an application between different versions of Windoze.

      A typical Microtrash implementation would have so many incompatabilities, intentionally and otherwise, that no-one would bother to develop for it. Anyway, it has been said, by those who apparently know about how his random mind works, that Bill HATES Unix. I have always thought that the reason for his hatred was that he can't get used to using / instead of \, or maybe he just misses the BSOD several times a day.

      IIRC, XP, certainly 2000, have been said to be Unix-like, or even Posix compliant, although having both at home I have been unable to find the slightest trace of anything that resembles Posix. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Among the 70,000 (IIRC someone published a figure in that region the other day) odd APIs (and within that disgraceful mess lies the source of most buggy code and programmer's misery) there does not appear to be one called fork() for example. With no fork(), nor a tolerably efficient way of simulating it, programming can be messy. If you need a child to inherit much of the state of its parent, a very common requirement, you have a big problem, trivial in Unix/Posix. IIRC Unix and X used to have a total of 1170 APIs, hence "Spec1170", it has probably grown a little bit since, but is a manageable number.

      Bill allegedly has some fairly vile personal habits, maybe one is that he eats with his fingers, and so has no need of a fork()!

      If Bill does try to produce Xenix 2.0, I predict that he will fail utterly, and be sued successfully by Linus or the FSF for copying 3,000,000 lines of GPL code. The Microtrash kernel will have bloated to 4GB in the meantime, and will need a Service Pack of on average 100MB every day.

    2. Re:A way around that contract... by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

      I never suggested that Bill and Redmond would create a quality UNIX-like OS. Afterall, what was DOS originally? A rip-off of UNIX.
      I think that, if geeks had their way, the world would be radically different.
      Instead, we live with what the best corporate/Wall Street thinkers believe (sarcasm intended).
      "We need something to compete against UNIX."
      "What about XP?"
      "No, that's for consumers and ignorant businesses... we need something that geeks will recommend to their bosses. It's the only market left."
      "That takes years to build that kind of following. We're MS. It'll never happen."
      "What if we buy someone... someone that fills out our portfolio?"
      "K... perfect. We've got more money than god." MS then buys (and ruins) a perfectly good Linux/BSD/Unix distribution.

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  154. No, it says something much deeper by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Everyone is Microsoft's enemy.

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    1. Re:No, it says something much deeper by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      freeweed... I like the name.

      Anyway, do you remember the days when Big Blue was perceived to be the devil and Microsoft was like David in David & Goliath?

      I remember when DOS 5 came out and everybody was saying Microsoft cared more about their clients than IBM did.

      Seems like the minute ANY little guy gets big, s/he becomes an evil megalomaniac.

      I suppose I'm stating the obvious; that open-source is really the ONLY way to keep it fair. More people and governments are realizing it every day.

      I wonder what kind of pitfalls (there are sure to be some!) await us on that road?

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  155. Please, please sue google by johnos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could they be any more stupid? I'd pick a nice Fortune 500 company with very few Linux installs. Settling would be tempting and cheap. SCO would have an easy victory and some much needed credibility. Google would be a terrible target because they wouldn't roll over for several reasons. First, Linux is central to their core business proposition. Second, they can evaluate for themselves the validity of SCO's claims. Third, they are no doubt very aware of the story so far (IBM counter suit, RedHat suit, the German ruling). And last, they will be familiar enough with IP law to know SCO has no legal basis for suing end-users for copyright infringement. And even if they did, until the IBM case is decided they can't prove infrigement at all.

    I can see how such a move could be compelling to our stupid friends, however. Big well known company, high-profile Linux user, huge potential liability if SCO were able to claim punitive damages from end- users, vulnerable because IPO coming up and of course the impossibly fabulous power that would come from getting Google to knuckle under. Oh please, please. please sue Google. I think you'd see a counter suit that would make IBM's and RedHat's look like velvet by comparison.

    That brings up the other point worth mentioning. If SCO actually sues someone, and that someone does not negotiate a settlement on the spot, this game will change dramatically in short order. RedHat's suit would no longer be theoretical. Their desire for an injunction would become urgent. And any other company that sells, supports or makes money in any way from Linux would also have a powerful motivation to seek their own unjunctions. If SCO sues, I think its quite likely that within 60 days of their filing, they will be on the receiving end of dozens of lawsuits. If any are successful, SCO would have to shut up for the duration of the IBM trial. Then the balance changes. SCO's interest would be in hurrying up the case, not dragging it out. That 2005 court date would all of a sudden seem a very, very long time away.

    1. Re:Please, please sue google by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1
      How long would it take Google to switch to a BSD? Both NetBSD and FreeBSD seem to have similar performance, at least with respect to single processor x86 servers.

      From "Google Keeps Pace With Demand" by Mitch WAGNER in the 7 May 2001 issue of Internet Week...

      Google is one of the biggest enterprises using the increasingly popular server farm approach to scalability. As the prices and size of Intel-architecture servers shrink, enterprises scale by using large numbers of cheap, low-powered servers. Google, like many other companies using this approach, runs the Linux operating system. "You don't need one enormous 64-way system as long as you have truckloads of small systems," said D.H. Brown Associates analyst Rich Partridge. "Google is taking a trend that others are doing and taking it out to an extreme."
      Many of Google's storage devices are outfitted with 80-GB Maxtor hard drives, with a single controller per hard drive and two hard drives per PC. In some cases, the company uses PCs that are twice as big, with four controllers, four hard drives, two processors and twice the RAM of the smaller units.

      Does anyone know if this is strill true of Google? If they are using a bunch of cheap single CPU servers in a farm, they may be able to switch platforms if push comes to shove. I know SCO is threatening the BSD's as well, but that is a much harder legal challenge for SCO's team. I don't think that Google will be scared and run from SCO. I just wanted to point out that even Google has options. They do have a rather substantial liability. If their farms have 10,000 linux servers at $600 a box, they are looking a $ 6 million. That is certainly not a showstopper, but it would make me consider options.

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  156. This proves the Microsoft connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft recently had talks go sour with Google, regarding the Google IPO and licensing the search technology. Google essentially walked away from Microsoft, including possibly talks of an outright purchase - and instead went ahead with plans to let Wall Street make them rich.

    Microsoft, left without a legit strategy for developing web searches, directs their puppet McBride to go after Google. McBribe is promised another % point or two to keep making warlike noises, and ratchet the rhetoric up.

    Google is also an outspoken user of Linux, and would therefore have additional reason to piss the Redmond apes off.

  157. MS theories by siskbc · · Score: 1
    This isn't so far fetched... Remember that Microsoft made a sizeable investment in SCO a little while back. With a server farm the size of Google's, this could cause considerable harm to their operations.

    I hate to fan the MS conspiracy flames, but it is getting coincidental how SCO goes after what could be construed as MS targets. That and the whole speculation about giving rebates to companies who switch to closed-source (read: MS), makes it suspicious.

    Should be fun to watch.

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    1. Re:MS theories by another_mr_lizard · · Score: 1

      Or is it maybe that most of Microsofts targets are running Linux that also makes them targets of SCO?

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    2. Re:MS theories by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Or is it maybe that most of Microsofts targets are running Linux that also makes them targets of SCO?

      Probably. That's a big part of it, I have no doubt (assuming there's anything to the conspiracy). But why google, among all the companies running linux? Could be because MS have targeted them as one of their new opponents, as MS is attempting to go head-to-head with google by developing a new portal.

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  158. Why . . . by Dausha · · Score: 1

    SCO would sue Google because Microsoft failed to purchase Google recently. SCO is just a covert cell of the Microsoft Legal-Marketing department.

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  159. I hope SCO sues everyone in sight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more people, corps, organizations that they threaten, sue, or attack the sillier they look and the more likely they are to be dismissed by the media and the law.

  160. Re:Did you ever think for even a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, people are just idiots. SCO has no case.

  161. A link to the insider sell off of SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yahoo Finance has a nice listing of all of the SCO insiders selling off their stock. Darl hasn't been selling, and the ones that are haven't sold enough to prove that this is a pump-and-dump. However, it does illustrate that no one at the company is showing any real confidence in their long-term financial health.

  162. Monopoly Strikes Again by TeachingMachines · · Score: 1


    The widgetry, which is supposed to retrieve all kinds of file types, both structured and unstructured, and all kinds of storage systems, beginning with the user's own drive, will be integrated into its operating systems like the anticipated Longhorn.

    Does anyone know where to find a list of "features" that will be incorporated into the wonderful Winblows Operating System? Wasn't the court settlement supposed to prevent MS from this kind of anticompetitive behavior? Is there someone that I can complain to? Before I get sick?

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  163. Re:Better than... by weileong · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, I personally don't see them doing it. They've already sued one high-profile name, what's the point? They've got enough publicity already. It's the small "mom-and-pop" setups that are likelier to keel over and pay up - [1-5]*US$699 is more cough-up-able than for someone running a server farm the size of Google's. (It's a little like how they say, if a bank lends you $1, they own you, but if they lend you $1bn, you own the bank?)

    Google's involvement with linux is so extensive it makes no sense for Google to just keel over and pay it - Google WILL fight (can you imagine the licensing cost for all those machines they have? UNLESS maybe SCO walks up to google and offers them a "cut rate" license fee ("for ONE dollar you'll be in the clear!!"), in which case if Google pays up, it'll be a major coup for SCO which they'll use against others. But in that case it makes sense for Google to say - "we'll pay AFTER you win against IBM" first.

    Are there any actual lawyers here who can tell us if Google can ask for a stay in court proceedings, assuming SCO sues them, until after the outcome of the IBM lawsuit? They'd be relitigating the same case otherwise, no?)

  164. Re:Better than... by MuParadigm · · Score: 3, Interesting


    If SCO wasn't thinking of suing Google before, then they're even stupider than I take them for, and that's pretty stupid to begin with.

    Everyone who gave it two seconds thought had to suspect that Google would be on SCO's radar. I mean, c'mon... with a well-publicized render farm of over 6000 Linux PC's who would be a more public target than Google. Since we all know this is a stock scam at this point, SCO is best off going after one of the biggest targets they can find to hype up the the amount of money they'll have coming in, you know, someday when they've won all their lawsuits.

  165. Re:Better than... by crotherm · · Score: 1

    (OK, OK. I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, )

    nope.. that would be a pun... :)

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  166. SCO spins off legal subsidiary called SCO-L by bodland · · Score: 1

    SCO annouced SCO-L will be SCO legal representation. later that day SCO filed suit against SCO-L for software licsence violations. Both SCO and SCO-L filed for Chapter 11 bankrupcy. The legal firm of Dewey Cheatum and Howe are representing both SCO and SCO-L in banckrupcy proceedings.

  167. IPO Quiet Period by rarose · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Also if Google is doing an IPO there will be a quiet period where Google will be unable to issue press releases or otherwise counteract the SCO fud-storm.

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  168. Re:God !!!! by Dausha · · Score: 1

    [H]ave you ever taken a look at the pile of shit we also call world that the omnipotent God, at least according to your scriptures, created?

    "Free will. Ain't it a bitch?" -- John Milton, Devil's Advocate

    It's not that God created a shit pile, it's just that he's let shit heads have at his Creation. Don't worry, though, he'll straighten everything out soon enough.

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  169. Re:Better than... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I see it as a rather good thing. The more organizations SCO is tied up in lawsuits with, the more taxed their lawyers are, and the fewer the resources they'll have.

    If I recall my middle school history class properly, that's how Napoleon failed. And I wouldn't count Dear Darl as intelligent as Napoleon.

  170. Not me... by dark-br · · Score: 1

    i just start using a wire cage that once belonged to my hamster as a hat, the perfect "one man Faraday cage".

    Comeon get me you damn mind control overloards!!!

  171. If SCO sends you an invoice via FedEx, reject it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If SCO sends you an invoice via FedEx, reject it.

    Force them to send it to you through US Postal Service. That way, than can be charged with mail fraud.

  172. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by brockill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a good point. However, I was thinking the opposite: Frank Sorenson's analysis seems to show that SCO believes that SMP, JFS, RCU, and NUMA belong to them. One would imagine that by it's very nature, Google might possibly be making extensive use of SMP, RCU and NUMA, at least.

  173. Lawyer's Feast by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

    This isn't extortion yet.

    Look at the argument

    1) They assert that they have IP rights over Linux.
    2) Given those asserted IP rights it would be criminal for Darl McBride not to take action against Linux users (because he has a duty to maximise profit). Clearly this duty only exists, however, if assertion 1) is reasonable.

    However, so long as they include the IP assertion in every suit they file, they are effectively launching mini-I(C)BM suits at each company. That isn't extortion.

    Clearly, if Darl McBride believes the assertion (i.e. believes Boies, one of the top lawyers in the country), he has the duty to sue.

    Though in making Darl believe that assertion, Boies may be negligent himself. It's what they call a lawyer's feast.

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  174. Prediction for things to come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My prediction for the next SCO target is "water".

  175. Re:Better than... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

    "Everyone who gave it two seconds thought had to suspect that Google would be on SCO's radar."

    You people sound like the Japanese farmers in The Seven Samurai Film. Radar? You want radar? Everybody even remotely vulnerable to this kind of extortion needs to get together and preemptively hit the bastards with such a barrage of lawsuits their heads will spin. "Licenses? We don't need no stinkin' licenses. You need a good corporate psychiatrist!" See what Wall Street thinks of them apples.

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    Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
  176. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by brockill · · Score: 1

    (I should point out that I'm NOT supporting SCO by any means, just pointing out that they may have somehow convinced themselves that this is a case they can win)

  177. No need to disable whole YRO section by plj · · Score: 1

    Just disable topic "Caldera"

    FWIW, /. editors could upgrade that topic title to be "SCO"

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  178. What about the GPL then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arent they supposed to release their derivative kernel back under the GPL?

    1. Re:What about the GPL then? by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      GPL troll alert:

      You don't have to release anything to anyone under the GPL--but if you DO release, you can't restrict redistribution, and you have to release either just source or source+binaries.
      It's perfectly legal under the GPL for any company to do whatever the crap they want to the code and not release the source, so long as it stays in-house. The minute the binaries are in the wild, the source must be too.

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  179. You said it yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A more cynical me would just assume you keep putting them up because of the high number of comments

    You answered your own question right there. The majority of people here are interested in the developing SCO saga. That is, people who view this situation as you do are in the minority. And more than that, you even have the option to disable the Caldera topic, if that's what you want.

    I mean, really, I also come here for nerdy news, not the whinings of morons like you. And which idiot wasted a mod point giving you an "insightful"? More like "-1, Whiner".

    And here's your final clue for today : if you don't like it, stop reading it. Don't like me calling you a "whiner"? - then don't respond to my comment. It's amazing that someone with an id as low as yours has to have this pointed out.

  180. Settlements don't set precedents by ca1v1n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you'll recall from the Rambus fiasco, they signed settlements that actually had clauses ending the royalty payments if anyone successfully challenged the patent in court. A settlement means nothing more than "it would cost us more to fight this" and everyone knows it.

  181. Call for CSI... by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is that man, Darl McBride, doing to his anus???

    This is a job for Crime Scene Investigation. Somebody send for Gil Grissom.

    "If you study the ass-lips in the photograph closely, you can see that he's not just posing for holiday snaps. That's a surveillance camera aimed at that ruined sphincter. We had it installed around at Michael Jackson's place looking for kiddy stuff and then one day this guy shows up.

    If you look carefully, you can see that the asshole is actually talking. I've recently completed an advanced course in ass-lip reading, to try and compensate for my congenital deafness, so I might be able to make this out for myself..."

    "OK, here goes" (He turns on tape and starts speaking)

    "This is Gil Grissom speaking, examining an image found on a SCO-owned website, concealed by an off-shore server and hosted at http:// goatse.cx. The image is reported as being a key clue into the conspiracy to extort several billion dollars from major US IT interests. According to my interpretation, this talking asshole is saying the following words. 'Linux contains our intellectual property. Pbrrrrphthhhssp. IBM owes us three billion dollars. Brrrrrrrrrrraasssp. Pass me the crack pipe, Boies, and then you can fist me once again. Brrirrrirrripppppth.'

    Shaking her head in disbelief at this vile a conspiracy, suddenly Grissom's co-investigator, Sara Sidle spots something her chief had missed...

    "It isn't just your hearing that's going, Grissom, it's your eyesight as well. Look closely. Right above the perinium. Can you see it? I believe that's the distinct mark of a nose-print. We'll have to wait until Greg gets the analysis back from Quantico to be absolutely certain, but I'd be happy to lay you twenty dollars that that pert little shit-streaked button belongs to Yankee Group 'anal-yst' Laura Dildo.

    Grissom: "Well, it could be Didio, but on the other hand, it could be the nose of Rob 'Bell' Enderle. Have Greg break out the Mikrosil and take an impression of that ass-print so that we can match it up against a range of analysts noses. And tell him that while he's at it, bring out the Electronic Polymer Sensor Proboscis. I want him to run that against the noses of the various market analysts to make sure that the shit on the nose matches that of McBride's ass."

    Sara Sidel: "And then bingo! We'll have nailed the bloodsucking bastards..."

    Grissom: "Well, after looking at that gaping ringpiece, I'd say that he's been nailed once too often in the past. But you know what I always say about such matters..."

    Sidel: "Yeah, the evidence speaks for itself..."

  182. +5 Has brain by Ricin · · Score: 1

    I agree. That's exactly what it means.

  183. In case you can't find it... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

    The SEC Complaint Center: http://www.sec.gov/complaint.shtml
    Ask them why exactly they are allowing SCO to inflate their stock price by making phony charges against Linux users. This is no longer an annoyance. It is criminal activity and needs to be handled as such.

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    Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
  184. "Whatever Happened to Barratry?" by baileytal · · Score: 1

    It became the core practice of a huge number of lawyers, frankly -- mostly in the corporate law practice, but also in personal injury. Legal positioning has become part of the risk management strategies of most corporate business models now. Rarely is is the core of the business model, however (as appears to be the case with SCO).

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    Never at a loss for words... because of the voices.
  185. Re:Better than... by MrLizardo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Napolean sued too many Linux using companies? I thought he was the guy who started some war in France or something...Oh well. My brain is officially off for Thanksgiving break anyways.

    -Lizard Man

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    ^I'm with stupid.^
  186. How to burn your new VC money in 3 easy steps... by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

    1) Frivolous lawsuit against IBM
    2) Frivolous lawsuit against Novell
    3) Frivolous lawsuit against Google

  187. Injunction City by MrLint · · Score: 1

    Well considering all the suits that are going to and from SCO, anyone with a clue would request an immediate injunction until the the issues that they were being sued over were resolved in court.

    Seems like SCO announcing they are going to sue anyone else while all the other crap is up in the air is merely part of the pump and dump scheme.

  188. Or better yet by gearheadsmp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or better yet, while Darl's smoking his crack pipe and hallucinating, whisper into his ear that suing the Church of Scientology would be a an open-and-shut legal case.

    1. Re:Or better yet by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeahbut .. they're probably already whispering in his other ear. Think about it: CoS, SCO. Coincidence?

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  189. Get the word out by malverian · · Score: 1

    I sincerely hope that SCO would go for a maneuver like this. Think how many people see the google front page each day, if there was a link about how they were being sued by this moronic company, and link to information proving it's illegitimacy, the game would be over for SCO. Perhaps even replace the inevitable Turkey picture we'll be seeing that links to information about Thanksgiving with an image that has anti SCO circles taking the place of the usual OO's in Google.

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    You're just mad because the voices in your head talk to me.
  190. SCOs next hot air baloon... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take a quick poke through all the companies they've threatened officially or inofficially in various press releases, press leaks, SCO insiders and whatnot. Who have they sued? NOBODY. Except IBM, over some contract. That's it. Red Hat has countersued, SuSe and more have gag orders in effect, what has SCO done? SCO has not filed one single IP suit, no matter how you define IP, be it copyright, trademark, patent or otherwise. They only threaten to do so without actually doing it.

    This is yet another stock inflation tactic. They aren't going to sue Google, or a "unspecified Fortune 500" or Linux endusers or anything at all. They only pretend to, and then pull out another rabbit out of their hat. Like some new licence issue (BSD), subpoenaing Linux "celebrities" or a IBM poke shot or similar. They're quite skilled illusionists, if you fail to see the big picture.

    Because nobody seems to be asking the question: What happened to all those claims you made last week? Oh, they're still just claims. You haven't made any action whatsoever to follow up on those claims. If you're slow on the take, you might think that these are now actually being handled, and that these are more and more valid claims SCO is pulling out of their ass. I just hope the courts will bitchslap them swiftly, once it gets that far...

    Kjella

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  191. Unusual Search Results by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Everytime I try to google for information about SCO investor data, I just get a bunch of links to this site. Obviously some techical problem...

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  192. Microsoft invented SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft"

    I'd rather say : Microsoft invented SCO so people would not place MS as the topmost hated companies

  193. I can't help but thinking... by Stupid+Dog · · Score: 1

    ...that this is the first planned and executed suicide of a software company apart from the .com era...

  194. Warfare by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    It looks like MS is using SCO as cannon fodder. MS knows SCO is going to get shot to hell on the beaches, but at least they will do some damage and potentially soften things up for MS, without dragging MS's name through the mud.

    Well that's probably what they hope anyway :-).

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  195. Just a coincidence . . . by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    that SCO (Microsoft's Bitch) would target yet another company that competes in an area that Microsoft has decided to control.

    Expect more "licensing payments" from Microsoft to SCO soon.

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    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
  196. Re:Better than... by Golias · · Score: 1
    (OK, OK. I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, )

    nope.. that would be a pun... :)


    A pun is the lowest form of wit only because sarcasm is not witty.
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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  197. Re:Better than... by azzy · · Score: 1

    Apple are using a bsd core for OS X, not linux. Thus they are safe.

  198. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by Malcontent · · Score: 1

    Bill gates of course would never ever lie. He is a man of impeccable ethics and morals.

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    War is necrophilia.

  199. Re:Better than... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    sarcasm is not witty

    Particularly when you're the butt of it...

  200. Lets help out SCO! by metal_priest · · Score: 0
    What a great idea. Lets speculate about possible lawsuit targets for SCO. Why don't we get financial info of linux companies, probability of them settling out of court, etc. This way sco will just have to read slashdot to find their next target. Yes, lets save time and effort for SCO.

    Good start slashdot!

  201. Why are people taking this seriously? by mcc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It makes sense to report on this; it shows where SCO's PR efforts are heading.

    But why do people seem to be seriously considering the possibility that SCO might sue google?

    Pay attention to what's been happening since January, and you'll notice a pattern. Over, and over, and over, SCO says they're going to sue someone. They threaten lawsuits, say they have plans for lawsuits, announce a new lawsuit target every week. But they never sue anyone. They still haven't sued anyone except IBM, and the IBM suit concerns NOTHING but a contractual dispute between SCO and IBM.

    If SCO says they're going to sue someone, that does not in the tinest way indicate they are going to sue that person. It's all just making noise to keep the press spotlight on them.

  202. Hello SEC calling by muckdog · · Score: 1

    Of all the companies that SCO could go after Google does not appear to be a good choice money wise. Google isn't that big of a company. They are a high profile company though. This would support the theory that SCO doesn't care if it wins but how much exposure they get. Exposeure can bump of the stock price for all the executive offers owning stock.

  203. SCO stands for ... by Wansu · · Score: 1


    Sue Companies Often

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    Wansu, th' chinese sailor
  204. Re:Better than... by DF5JT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple are using a bsd core for OS X, not linux. Thus they are safe.

    And I thought BSD was next. Silly me.

  205. Slashdot ? by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    God forbid, but what would happen if they had Slashdot in their sights. Nobody thought of that... did they ?

    nick

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    Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
  206. Actually, yes. by mcc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple is exactly where Microsoft wants them: They are contained. They are in a niche market with clearly defined bounds (the "higher end" end user) and they show no indication that they have any path whatsoever from there to touching Microsoft's core target market (the person who just wants 'a cheap PC', the business market). Microsoft is not concerned with contained threats. This is why MS has been pretty much ignoring Mac OS X, but they're jockeying violently against the iTunes Music Store.

    Google is very very much an unknown, uncontained threat. They have a lot of leverage, they have energy, mindshare, and are actively expanding, and worst of all, Microsoft has no way to control them in any way. If Google decides they want to put up a link on their front page that says "hey, if you click here, it will install Quicktime and play the Return of the King trailer", there will be a whole lot of people installing Quicktime that day.

    Worse, google is actively moving in ways that indicate direct potential threats to things Microsoft cares about. It's only a tiny step from the Google Toolbar to the Google Webbrowser. It's not much of a step at all for Google News to expand into something that could dwarf MSN.

    Remember how much effort and money MS put into knocking tiny little Netscape out of the market, even though they got nothing in return? Microsoft cares deeply about potential threats. And potentially, Google can be very scary to Microsoft.

  207. According to Bill . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is secure.

    Don't believe everything you hear.

  208. Why America is failing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again, we have evidence of what is wrong with America.

    Whoever wins this, however they win it, who do you think will be the real winners? The lawyers!

    There are too many lawyers and too much law in America, not enough justice!

  209. I think SCO is dead by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    "They didn't actually sue anybody except IBM"

    Uhmm. Its not actually "over" yet. Plus, they have supenaed Transmeta, and Linus. Never said they were going to sue them.

    This story just broke today and you're going to go on record as saying that they *didn't* sue Google?!? If you are in fact a time traveler from the future, Please stay the heck away from my grandson's grandfather.

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    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  210. SCO has found a way by verrol · · Score: 1

    to not be in the runnings for the most hated company like microsoft. but to also destroy their future. SCO will not survive these rounds of attack and law suits. they are amounting a nice army of enemies. besides, their method of requiring paying without proof certainly looks like extortion to me. hopefully the government and other law makers see it that way. .v

    my sig: you are too lame to read it.

  211. Ladies and gentlemen.... by dacarr · · Score: 1

    The next Stella award could be given to these jackholes.

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    This sig no verb.
  212. More than Just speculation - by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Suing Google first is illogical (even in terms of existing SCO "logic"). With upwards of 10,000 servers, at 699$ a pop, Google has an obvious incentive to fight it in court. If SCO wanted to start sueing over liscences, they would start with someone who would only owe a few thousand, and claim the result as a precident before going after a bigger firm. Even if SCO was more interested in damaging Google's reputation or profitability than actually taking it to court and winning, they would still go for a quick, easy win on a small case if only to make their complaint more believable. No matter how crazy or not SCO's actions may seem, this leaves only two possibilities.

    1. SCO has no intention of actually sueing anyone else. They have a plan that involves skirting the law, but not technically crossing the line. They are sticking to that plan and not getting drawn "offsides". This plan has (or had) a good chance of making the SCO execs money, even if it ruins the company. It has (or had) a good chance that legal penalties will be avoidable or worth it from the point of view of the initiators, even if legal penalties are possibly savage on some of the followers. It may go wrong, and stick everyone involved in prison, but the odds look acceptable or better (or they looked that way when the plan began). Simply, isn't a crazy plan even if it sometimes looks so from our outsiders perspectives.
    2. SCO is nuts. They are so nuts that they are going to deliberately avoid taking an easy action that would greatly improve their chances of overall success. They have no rational goals at all, just totally delusional ones. Somehow, a hundred or so people have built this totally delusional structure and are getting by with it for at least a few more months before it all comes crashing down.

    This makes a great test. IF SCO actually sues Google without going after a precident first, then #2, else #1. Matters have progressed to where we can stop considering #3 (SCO is just a little bit nuts - they started with a rational plan, but when it didn't work, they hung in there way too long instead of cutting their losses). I'm betting that SCO won't just suddenly announce a suit against Google, and in time this alone will prove #1 is true.

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  213. If you believe SCO will fail... SHORT THE STOCK! by SlideGuitar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you really believe SCO valuation is too high and based on wrong facts and a strategy that is bound to fail, I guess it is time to short the stock...

    (That's how you make money on a decline in price...... you borrow X units of stock with an agreement to return X units of stock... if they go down in value, you profit from the loss in value... and if they go up, you lose.)

    I'm not an investor... but for all you folks who REALLY believe that this isn't going to work because SCO is wrong on the facts.... well, here's a great way to make a tidy profit!

    Of course "wrong on the facts" doesn't mean that SCO is going to lose... this is a bet on what will happen, not who is right and who is wrong. :-)

  214. so whats SCO business model now? by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

    Keep suing people till someone decides to buy them and put them out of our misery?? If IBM won't buy, I bet google will fight them in court as well. Most of these companies have the cash for along fight, SCO doesn't. This may be the last great surge before the bow of the SCO ship sinks forever under the waters of bankruptcy, or at least we can hope.

    --

    So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
    1. Re:so whats SCO business model now? by Spinality · · Score: 1

      Keep suing people till someone decides to buy them and put them out of our misery?? -- bgh

      Seems like a pretty sound policy so far.

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    2. Re:so whats SCO business model now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      >Keep suing people till someone decides to buy
      > them

      This gets repeated constantly, but, anyone with a day's worth of sales experience knows that it's not wise to insult your client if you're trying to sell him something. This situation is really no different.

  215. Readers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The readers are not guilty of copyright infringement since copyright does not prohibit the reading or possession of materials copied or distributed in an infringing manner.

    Actually, readers are not guilty becuse they are allowed to rely, in good faith, on the assumption the newspaper is not a criminal.

    Copyright does prohibit aquisition, and thus possesion, of materials in which you have reason, or should have reason, to know infringes. You cannot knowingly play ANY part in an infringement.

    Try this...

    Possesion and use of money is not illegal but robbing a bank is. If you get caught robbing the bank, you go to jail. If you are in possesion of the money that came from the bank, you go to jail - maybe.

    If you should have known the money came from a robbery - you go to jail too.

    If you are an ordinary joe, cashed your paycheck at the bank, and someone happens to match a serial number, you don't go to jail.

    Play all the intellectual games you want. Infringement is a criminal issue, and everyone involved, with unclean hands, is subject to some serious legal abuse.

  216. idots by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Sounds like Daryl and Co. are marching head on into a buzzsaw.

  217. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far they didn't sue anybody for using Linux, they only sued IBM for IP-infringement.

    Correction : They sued IBM for contract violations.

  218. Re:Better than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're such a whiny bitch...

  219. Injunction not likely without proof by spiritraveller · · Score: 1
    Consider what an injuction against Google during litigation might do. If they can't use their servers, they're out of business.

    To get a preliminary injunction there are four requirements:

    * "clean hands" (because a preliminary injunction is an equitable remedy, and you cannot come to equity if you yourself have not acted fairly in the situation)

    * Show that you are reasonably likely to win the case

    * Show that you are bound to suffer irreparable harm, which outweighs the harm inflicted upon the defendant by an injunction

    * Show that an injunction is in the public interest.

    The clean hands issue probably shouldn't be asked on Slashdot... though it would probably go in SCO's favor, because SCO and Google have had no prior relationship that I know of. However, one might argue that SCO has unclean hands because it is violating the copyrights of Linux developers (by claiming proprietary interest in GPLed software).

    But SCO cannot show that it is likely to win unless it can show that Google is using a version of Linux that contains SCO code.

    Unlike Napster (the old version), Google isn't causing widespread copyright infringement. Even if SCO is right that Google is in violation of SCO copyrights, allowing Google to continue operating until SCO has proved its case would not damage SCO. On the other hand, it would cause severe damage to Google if SCO were to get an injunction.

    The public interest question is obvious. I would guess that 90% of judges have used Google before. It is the only worthwhile search engine on the net today.

    SCO ain't gettin' no preliminary injunction.

    Regarding the barratry question, I don't believe there is any rule that once you threaten suit you must follow through. If you have no intention to sue when you make the threat, and you do it in order to induce a settlement, you could be guilty of fraud.

    Rule 11 (the Federal rule that prohibits filings made to harass) only applies when something is actually filed with a court. It wouldn't have any sway on statements made out of court.

    1. Re:Injunction not likely without proof by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      Thank you, spiritraveller, for your response. If I had the mod points, I'd give them all to you.

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      Ryosen
      One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
  220. The Dark Lord - evil and clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jeez,

    Y'know, I really dislike Microsoft. I mean, _really_ dislike. But sometimes you have to admire how smart they are...

    Linux is doing well - encroaching on Balmer's own 'my precious'. What's the Dark Lord done in the past? "Buy them and sink them!". AARGHH, can't do that here. Right, what do we do? Aha, the SCOrks - the perfect solution. Snivelling, pathetic, low life failures; set them up to do the dirty work. OK, that's going well - lots of FUD and chief ork McBride's taking all the flack. Back to the dark tower to continue the quest.

    What's next? Ah yes, the next great phase in the plan for total domination - the Winternet. Hmm, nasty Google upstarts are doing better than our own little number. But they're a company - ha ha! Let's buy em. WHHAAT? How dare they reject the Dark Lord's advances. Right, deal with them, but how?

    Ahh, the trusty SCOrks. Let them deal with the obstinate upstarts. Fits nicely into the battle plan we commanded them to follow anyway. And all the time, everyone says "the SCOrks are bad! Booo! Down with the SCOrcs! And none of the fools realises the SCOrks are simply my entirely expendable pawns. "Sometimes, my dark genius impresses even me!"

  221. Not a bad place to be by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    I mean if SCO wasn't going to sue Google before... At least Slashdot and Linux World gave them the idea to do it now.

    Given SCO's history of straight-shooting legal maneuvers, I'm thinking that in their sights, might be one of the safest locations on this planet. (expensive, but safe).

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  222. PR as there has never been by DF5JT · · Score: 1

    Do you realize that Google today is the foremost source of information for largest part of the industrialized world?

    Just imagine Google having an editorial "Special" on Linux on their startpage - in all languages of the world.

    Microsoft's worst nightmare coming true. Thank you, SCO.

  223. So sue me by trezor · · Score: 1

    Isn't there any way to sue yourself for IP-infridgement? Not necassary on SCOs behalf, but you get the picture.

    Just get the case done, and out of here you know... I know it probably can't be done, but I'm just dreaming here.

    Only next, SCO might be suing me for ruining their frivilious lawsuit :)

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    Not Buzzword 2.0 compliant. Please speak english.
  224. Re:Better than... by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1

    So that would be a Buttcasm?

    Insert obligatory goatse link here...

  225. This makes Jury Duty worthwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    God, I hope I get to serve on the jury.

    Only then do I think I can pound some sense into all this futile litigation.

    And yes, I post AC in the fervent hope that if I do get the honor of ramming SCO, this post won't come back to haunt me.

  226. Exactly! by Royster · · Score: 1

    Google is the perfect candidate to sue. They aren't using a Red Hat kernel -- that would get their suit consolidated with Red Hat's in DE in a second. They are probably using several of the technologies that SCO is targeting.

    Plus they are their own distributor. They take the kernel.org source, mix in their own custom patches and compile a kernel and distribute it among lots of machines. There's no Red Hat or Suse or Debian that they can point their finger at.

    In another sense, this plays into SCO's FUD machine. Google is not a typical "end-user". Google has a potential liability precisely because they modify and copy the kernel. A company which pays Red Hat a per CPU fee for Linux and support and uses the RH supplied binary kernels does not have the same kind of potential liability. In that case, SCO's claim is only against Red Hat and not a true end-user.

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  227. Re:Better than... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Isn't the US govt (esp. the military) a bigger user than google?

  228. SCO target is always the top of Microsoft's enemie by mindlessrabble · · Score: 1

    It is interesting that SCO's latest target is always whoever tops Microsoft's enemies list.

    SCO is nothing more than Microsoft's attack dog.

    Is there anyway this could have legal reprocusions for Microsoft or are they insulated?

  229. When has that ever stopped Slashdot? by AME · · Score: 1

    This is all speculation until such a suit is filed, though.

    Speculation on Slashdot? Say it aint so!

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    "I have a good idea why it's hard to verify programs. They're usually wrong." --Manuel Blum, FOCS 94
  230. Shooting for big targets... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
    because they have to pay their lawyers somehow.

    SCO takes charge to pay lawyers

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  231. IF it is true . . . by Slavinski · · Score: 2, Interesting


    If it is true, then it really makes one ponder
    the recent "attempt" to purchase Google by
    Microsoft as well as the money that was given
    SCO as "licensing" fees from the same.

    All this is speculation and conjecture of course
    but we do love conspiracy theories here at /. don't we? :)

  232. To the retard moderator who called it "Flamebait" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a fucking joke.

  233. Re:Better than...Akamai? by isoga · · Score: 1, Informative
    Akamai would be another big, high profile, linux user, with about 8,000 servers, that you wouldnt want to remind SCO about!

    dave --> tech stuff

  234. Re:Better than... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Funny


    render farm of over 6000 Linux PC's

    I didn't realize Google was doing 3-D graphics.

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  235. It's news because... by bonch · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is a corporate-owned website in the business of generating page hits for banner ads and subscriptions.

  236. Heres a crazy idea by the_crowbar · · Score: 1

    This is a long shot by far, but, hey, this is Salshdot.

    1) SCO sues Google.
    2) SCO gets a preliminary injuction against Google.
    3) Google replaces their search engine page with links describing the stupidity of the case.

    What kind of impact do you think that would have on SCO investors?

    the_crowbar

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    1. Re:Heres a crazy idea by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      SCO will have to produce reasonable proof that they are being immediately harmed by Google in order to get a preliminary injunction. Since they're unwilling to provide any evidence whatsoever, it is unlikely, if not impossible, that they will be granted any injuction at all. If anything, Google may be able to get a summary judgement in their favor if SCO refuses to produce evidence that they own ANY software that Google uses..

      Of course, this is logical and reasonable, and nothing logical or reasonable has happened in a US courtroom in a very long time...

  237. Re:Coincidence? (Quote regarding acquisition) by jridley · · Score: 1

    According to Bill Gates, as reported in USA Today, Microsoft was never in talks with Google about an acquisition.

    And there are no US troops in Baghdad.

  238. Re:Better than... by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    D'oh. Should be "server farm". Although, to get linguistic, one could use "render" in the sense of rendering responses to queries, rather than just the specialized technical sense of rendering images.

  239. Re:Better than... by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

    Well, they gotta make those special logos for holidays and such don't they?

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  240. SCO Denying That They've Targeted Google by MuParadigm · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,4149,1398341,00.as p

    Note: Blake Stowell doesn't say they won't sue Google, just that they haven't decided on a target yet. He does admit that Google is one of the Fortune 1000 they sent letters to.

    This is, of course, just another way for SCO to pump up the stock action. Not really denying the story spreads the rumor, without courting the kind of suit Red Hat slapped them with.

    1. Re:SCO Denying That They've Targeted Google by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Note: Blake Stowell doesn't say they won't sue Google, just that they haven't decided on a target yet. He does admit that Google is one of the Fortune 1000 they sent letters to.

      Google is nowhere near Fortune 1000. Those lists are based on revenue. Microsoft is ranked something like 200...

      Of course if it was on earnings or net positive cash flow or revenues net of cost of sales then everything turns round. The top places tend to go to companies that have huge sales and negligible margins - Wal Marts.

      I suspect SCO is actually trawling the Internet 500 for victims.

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  241. Oh Comeon... by Tellalian · · Score: 1

    And to all you conspiracy theorists, I'll just say that everyone knows there's absolutely no link between SCO and Microsoft.

  242. SCO Denies Rumor that Google is Next Legal Target by PB8 · · Score: 1
    Ain't happening. Not true. Just a rumor...but we'll leave ourselves an out in case we do.


    SCO Denies Rumor that Google is Next Legal Target

  243. SCO defense by Ozric · · Score: 1

    I refuse to pay my SCO tax.

    best defense:

    We will see you in court!

  244. Microsoft - Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Remember recently Google scoffed at microsoft purchase rumours. Next SCO, funded by Microsoft, goes after Google for this license bullshit.

    Probably nothing there but, we're all paranoid, so why not mention it anyway.

  245. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1
    "...because a trained monkey could file better documents than what we've seen out of SCO..."

    That'll be because SCO is using the untrained variety

  246. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is true (about Google rm'ing parts of the kernel source they don't use), then are they still really using Linux? How much of the linux kernel do you have to change/erase before it isn't linux anymore?

  247. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by odin53 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The worst part is that unlike IBM, Google may not have the vast army of lawyers to devote to their defense. Now they're not poor, and they do have lawyers, but nothing like the fancy-pants ones that IBM has on tap.

    I can't find a link to the source article anymore, but Google's general outside counsel is Wilson Sonsini in Silicon Valley, considered the top tech law firm and generally one of the top corporate law firms in the country; Google also uses some of the top IP firms in the country for some of their IP needs. Wilson Sonsini or any of the IP firms they use are easily as "fancy-pants" as IBM's lawyers, and definitely can handle anything thrown their way.

  248. Best self-referential post either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and whenever anything bad happens to them, it must be traced to someone else,
    ...and...
    Except they're ruining mine along with it.

  249. Re:Better than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, one could use "render" in that sense, but far too many people try to recover from such linguistic blunders by using flimsy logic and by referring to seldom-used definitions. Best to let it be.

  250. Hit man by danme · · Score: 1

    My guess is that SCO is Microsoft's hit man...

  251. This is M$ Retaliation by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    1) M$ Tries to buy Google to increase market share for IIS
    2) Google tells M$ where to shove it
    3) M$ gets pissed off and sicks their little lapdog, SCO, on Google
    4) ???
    5) Profit!

  252. Re:SCO Denies Rumor that Google is Next Legal Targ by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Hitler also denied that Germany had any aggressive aspirations against the rest of Europe.... that is, until the morning they invaded Poland...

  253. Re:If you believe SCO will fail... SHORT THE STOCK by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Shorting a stock is very risky business. There is no limit to the amount of money you can lose when shorting a stock, however, there IS a limited amount of money you can gain. Think about that before you short the stock. Remember, there are 300,000,000 people in the US, of which about 280,000,000 are completely stupid and are willing to put their money into SCO.

    I am not a financial advisor and nothing herein shall be construed as advice, an offer, contract, or any other type of useful information.

  254. money! by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    isn't it odd that sco would target companies capable of clobbering them with legal resources? sort of contrary to the usual attempts at establishing precedence, don't you think? perhaps they are just looking for a purchase since ibm most definitely is not caving. the clock is ticking! somebody has to buy before the cards are layed down! jokers. damn it!

  255. Federal Mail Charges? by utlemming · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is a FELONY in the United States to send an incorrect or fraudlent invoice in the mail knowningly. If SCO so much as mails a notice requesting ONE PENNY from Google, et al, then the United States Postal Inspectors can get involved. And since SCO has the burden of proof, then SCO will have to prove to the Postal Inspectors in court that there is copyright infringment and Google owes SCO. Further, if SCO is killed in the law suit and found to have violated the GPL knowingly it is further proof for felony convictions.

    Now wouldn't that be a great reputation for the Post Office -- the FBI could not get Al Copone, but the IRS could, the FBI did not go after SCO, but the Post Office did....

    If you have recieved an invoice or a letter from SCO via snail mail you can report it to the USPS HERE. Then you can scroll down to subject of complain and select "False bill or invoice."

    Rember, sometimes unorthidox means need to be used to take out the bad guys. What does the Postal Service have to loose by taking out SCO?

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  256. google fortune 1000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't SCO say previously only Fortune 1000 companies could obtain a "license"?
    The story seems to say they're going to sue someone who did not purchase their license....If so, how could this be google? They are not on any Fortune 1000 lists that I can find.

  257. Well that's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm on the SCO bandwagon.

    Gonna give them a call at 800-726-8649 and ask to buy my Linux License.

    I figure i'll need like 7 considering my Tivo, My PDA, my ps2, my xbox and my 3 computers all run linux. I'm just hoping that since my computers run cups and ssh they don't charge me like i'm a server.

  258. god send them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god send them?

    no, this is an marketing idea of microsoft.

    how to get an better image?

    throwing in a company, which people will hate more than ms.

    greez

  259. You got the bank cliche wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you owe the bank $100,000 ( not $1 ) you've got a
    problem.
    If you owe the bank $1 billion, the bank has the problem.

    Owing anyone $1 is not usually a problem unless you are in 2nd grade.

  260. Frivolous Lawsuits by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

    OK, I know this is getting somewhat off-topic, but if you enjoy reading about STUPID lawsuits, check out this.

  261. Re:Better than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL. But.... SCO has to show reason why they are legally entitled to sue Google before they can hope to succeed in such a suit. Google will easily get any such court cased tossed on that basis. All they have to do is argue that they are end users, and that thus, there is no good reason to sue them as SCO has not established legally that they have any rights at all to the kernal or other parts of Linux.
    And that thus, the case should be tossed until SCO has so established that fact. Which cannot be established suing Google who is a mere user and has no responsibility for Linux, the kernal or any parts of Linux that SCO has been publically complaining about. No judge not on crack would dare allow such a suit to proceed. They'd be told, come back when you have established you have any right to demand anything from Linux end users, much less sue them. Legally speaking, until SCO establishes they have any rights to the kernal or any major part of Linux, this suit would have no chance of succeeding before a jury, grounds to toss this suit quickly and succinctly. Its a truely stupid suit. I would not be surprised to see the SCO lawyers sanctioned for daring to try such a shyster type move. And often in such a case, a judge would frown on goofballs that do not establish contact with the people they wish to sue and try to solve their problems there first. If SCO had a right to demand money from Google, they should at least send a bill first and try to get paid like any normal license holder. Then sue if they have a right to demand money and do not receive it, as I point out, not established yet. This might make a judge unhappy with luck.
    Sometimes, judges faced with several seperate similar suits mike combine suits.
    Doubt Google would be tossed in with IBM though. Its not similar really.

  262. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How much might SCO try to extort from a linux user that doesn't use the feature under litigation?"

    Of course they're using such a feature. Which feature you ask? Sorry, that can't be revealed, trade secret and all that.

  263. Re:Better than... by jelle · · Score: 1

    It's nothing new in their 'strategy' if they sue Google.

    It's just their evil plan B . Another lawsuit for <pinky to mouth>one billion dollars</pinky to mouth>.

    So IBM didn't fall for it, and didn't buy the remains of SCO for enough money to make McBride, Noorda, Canopy and the rest of the gang rich from their SCOX stock sales. Now they will try to intimidate somebody else with lawyers.

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  264. and you deserve it .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, what can be said? .. Seems the perfect free OS is getting an anal ramming. I say, the linux users deserve to pay .. (for once).

  265. Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google turns down MS and gets FUDded by SCO?

  266. Conspiracy between microsoft and sco??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or does there seem to be a pretty strong coincidence to me that google first refuses to sell out to microsoft and now, a week later, sco is going after them. Perhaps Microsoft made some sort of a deal with SCO and is now going to "come clean" in order to get google... google is worth a lot of money, and if they can control google, they control a big time search engine. After all, webster tried to insert the term "googling" a couple of years back. If SCO wins, google starts to go under and off it goes to microsoft. If SCO loses, google owes their survival to microsoft for proving that the technology is stolen. Either way, google is behest to microsoft...

    The Anonymous Coward

  267. Nobody sees it for what it is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Anyone with a brain knows MS is funding SCO
    2) Google says to MS "Keep your stinking money"
    3) SCO is going to slap Google now?
    4) Hello Mcfly!

  268. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will SCO sue me for DMCA violation, claiming my mare's DNA contains their copyrighted code?

  269. Future news story by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Funny
    I just looked at Google News for next year (they give me access to the advance copy)

    SCO Chief Sues Hospital (C|Net)

    SCO CEO Daryl McBride added Our Lady's Hospital of the Imaculate Inspection to the long list of littigants in SCO's ongoing littigation aggainst Linux users.

    McBride was taken to the hospital after sustaining injuries while attempting to serve a writ on the penguin enclosure at the Bronx zoo.

    While receiving emergency care Mr McBride noticed that the life support machine being used by the hospital was running the Linux operating system. "Its incredible", McBride exclaimed to a C}Net correspondent, "these people think they have the right to save lives using stolen software".

    McBride was not available for further comment after falling into a coma. However his lawyers issued a statement confirming that an injunction had been obtained requiring the hospital to immediately cease use of the machines in question and that it would be served "as a matter of utmost urgency".

    It is not known at this time how the elephant came to be in the penguin enclosure.

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  270. Akamai also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Akamai runs their 13,000+ node network on Linux as well... seems like an obvious target.

  271. Re:Better than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll sue some Canopy lackey that will rollover
    and play dead for them.

  272. SCO is merely a cog in the grand MS FUDmachine by parboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This whole drawn-out drama is pure FUD, and nothing but FUD, from the latest of Microsoft's minions. Call it a delaying tactic, a rearguard action, a smokescreen, call it what you will. As long they can keep you stirred up about this, they are achieving their goal. Which is, *anything* to slow the growing tide of disgusted people breaking away from MS and moving toward independence.

    SCO knows they can't win in court - it's public perceptions they're playing to.

    So simply ignore it, stay focused, and move toward independence anyway. Speak the truth quietly, and move on. Move toward Linux, or move toward Unix, or (even nicer) move toward OS X. Move toward open file formats and cooperative networking standards. Move toward a community of equals and a marketplace of open and honest competition. Well, OK, at least toward a level playing field.

    Darl Mcbride is merely the current paymaster and PR man for the current set of lawyers. Simply ignore him, and them. IBM will demolish them soon. MS will just have to bring another FUDbuddy in from the bullpen that much sooner..

  273. SCO to Gang Bang Google for M$ and mo $$$ mo $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, both SCOX and M$ need to shut down
    Google; M$ needs to shut down Google to prevent
    discovery of company e-mails that can be used
    against it in the 2005 to 2010 time period,
    where as SCOX needs to shut down Google quickly
    to limit "discovery" evidence in the ongoing
    pretrial hearings. Also, both Bill and Darl
    need to shut down Google in order that their
    college sexual conquests (Male) never get out
    of the closets and force them out of their
    perfered closet.

    What a taudry affair it is.

    Toodles

  274. Re:If you believe SCO will fail... SHORT THE STOCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCOX is Hard To Borrow (unshortable) on Ameritrade as well as E*Trade.

    The SEC does not require brokerages to loan shares for short sale, even if there is supply availible. During the 03/2000 crash many scam companies were HTB. Perhaps the brokerage was doing a bit of proprietary trading of its own, shorting stock owned by its customers and thus eliminating supply for any customer shorts. Or maybe they were postponing retail shorting until they and all their friends closed long positions. Both acts are technically "legal".

    Remember: retail investors are at the bottom of the food chain. Wall St is a rigged game and the boys in control do not lose.

  275. interpretation by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    If by "God" they mean "Bill Gates", then yes, I agree. Nobody benefits from this more than Microsoft.

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  276. Re:Better than... by MesiahTaz · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure which is a scarier adversary.
    The U.S. Govt and all their weapons or IBM's man-eating lawyers.

    They sure know how to pick 'em though...

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  277. Re:If you believe SCO will fail... SHORT THE STOCK by SlideGuitar · · Score: 1

    ... I'm sure it is risky... I don't do anything more risk than mutual funds... but I believe that in shorting you can't lose more than the stock can gain in value, so there is a reasonable limit, unless you think the upside potential is "infinite", which even for SCO seems unlikely.

    I'm not a financial advisor but I urge you to follow my advice exactly and invest lots of money based on what I say...

  278. Re:SCOX is Hard To Borrow (unshortable) on Ameritr by SlideGuitar · · Score: 1

    That's interesting. Thanks.

  279. from a distance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    been to www.SCO.com

    this came to my attention:

    will be there ...
    coming soon ...
    forum ...
    newsletter ...
    partner ...
    solution ...
    "In less than a month, SCO will announce..."
    "Here at SCO we are pleased to report that
    the response to the new SCOx partner program ..."
    "Our goal at SCO is to provide more
    and more opportunities for our partners ..."

    no acctual product?

    da whole thing looks like one big
    snowball ...

    read around a bit then go here:

    www.madrake.com
    -and-
    www.redhat.com
    -and-
    w ww.suse.de
    -and-
    www.apple.com
    -and-
    www.micro soft.com

    if you have one of doese high-res
    screens you might want to
    tile da windows for easier
    comparasion...

    notice a difference? :))

  280. Re:SCO Denies Rumor that Google is Next Legal Targ by PB8 · · Score: 1
    An equally inapplicable response might be that Bush II said he would hunt down Osama bin Laden, then Sadam, and is still empty handed.

    SCO promised invoices and hasn't delivered. Why will these litigation threats be different? The most important thing to note is that SCO had to get a denial out quick since they claim in court filings to have no controversy with Red Hat. Google is a Red Hat Case Study.

  281. Never, ever, attack Google! by cpghost · · Score: 1

    Google has many means of striking back:

    • Delisting SCO
    • Delisting SCO investors websites, or pointing queries to those web sites to competitors.
    • Pointing every SCO-related query to SCO-critical sites
    • Putting a lot of Anti-SCO news on news.google.com

    Attacking Google is like attacking the Press. It is always a mistake. But Google is more powerful than the Press (at least as long as they are the favorite search engine)! Their results are considered authoritative by most casual surfers, and CEOs, investors and the Press surf the web too.

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  282. would love to see a punisher comic devoted to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on the cover it could have the punisher shoving the barrell of a m16 down darl's mouth.
    didnt the punisher do a comic on insider trading?

  283. MS vs. Google & Linux by Per+Cederberg · · Score: 1

    Who does Microsoft want SCO to sue today?

    Whoever they are, they'll be next...

  284. Re:Google is not exactly a vanilla Linux install.. by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

    Well, since all of SCO's claims are false anyway, the truth is no one on the planet are using the features under litigation. So, from that, one can conclude Google is as good of a target as anyone else.

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  285. SCO IS Microsoft! by Ogman · · Score: 1

    People seem to forget that Microsoft is bankrolling this who FUD campaign.

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  286. Re:To the retard moderator who called it "Flamebai by standsolid · · Score: 1

    to the retard AC who called it a fuckng joke:

    it's fucking flaimbait.

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  287. Darl McBride is going to JAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the guy is nothing but a criminal!

  288. Re:Better than... by aws4y · · Score: 1

    Apple are using a bsd core for OS X, not linux. Thus they are safe.

    Check netcraft before you post. They run Linux.

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  289. Check netcraft before you post. They run Linux. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Netcraft shows Apple running MacOSX and an unknown, both with Apache as the Web server. The link provided is for what Google runs.

  290. Deutche Bank have a target price on SCO by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    As a major invester in HP Deutch Bank was also backing the merger of Compaq and HP.

  291. copying and fair use by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    actually DMAC got rid of Fair Use for digital media.