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  1. star wars on You Are Here (On Earth) · · Score: 1

    In the most recent star wars movie, ObiWan and Yoda are looking at a big 3d map of the star system. Obi refers to a small planet to the north of something. Being a map maker for a living, I was somewhat incensed - cardinal directions aren't really applicable in space.

    For a cool website on interstellar mapping, check here.

  2. Re:At Wake Forest University on Does the Military Dominate CS Research? · · Score: 1


    both those fields are outside of Wake's main thrust

    Their main focus is apparently basketball research.

  3. yeah, but on Microsoft Soft-Pedals Dialup · · Score: 3, Funny
  4. i will only buy 3d contra if on Konami Announces New Contra, Silent Hill, More · · Score: 5, Funny


    Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-B-A-Sele ct -Start

    still works.

  5. Re:Hey, I think I could afford that... on First High-Res Color Photos from Mars · · Score: 1

    Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.

    Haha, your uid is 508 - you haven't got any work done since the mid-90's.

  6. marketing on Pluto: Linux-based Do-everything System · · Score: 1


    From website:
    Pluto will protect your home and family, entertain you, save you time, and change your life.

    That is alot of value for only 15 g's...

    *snicker*

  7. rats! on Stardust Probe Enters Comet's Tail Tomorrow · · Score: 1


    That sucks. I submitted this same story with the headline "Spacecraft gone Wild", and never heard anything back.

  8. my control method on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: 1

    Switch from drinking 5 cups of coffee everyday to drinking 4, and have one cup of apple cider or hot chocolate. Go down in one day increments, but still have a hot beverage as a replacement. Once you get to about a week or so off caffeine, there should be no headache problems. If you start to get a real bad urge, drink tea instead (not as addictive to me as coffee, I don't know about others).

    WARNING: When you start drinking coffee again, use moderation. It is very easy to fall off the wagon.

    Sincerely,
    Starbucks Anonymous

  9. my 0.02 on 101 Ways To Save The Internet · · Score: 1

    The internet is a vast network of intellectual people who believe in distributing information (mostly) for free. The individual users and companies that most prolifically contribute to the internet will always be one step ahead of spammers and crackers, and two steps ahead of any regulations.

  10. total worst of 2003 on The Best and Worst Technologies of 2003? · · Score: 1


    Grand Theft Auto. It's worse than molesting children.

  11. what they REALLY said on Israel Suspends MS Office Purchases For Now · · Score: 5, Funny

    The spokeswoman said the government was unhappy with Microsoft's refusal to sell individual programs from its standard Office package, which includes e-mail, spreadsheet and word-processing applications.

    Off the record, she refered to Bill Gates as a shlemil, and said they weren't going to take any more of his schmutz. They are tired of schlepping his insecure software around, paying far too much of their hard-earned mezuma for his khazeray.

  12. Re:Ads on Pushing P4 to 5.25GHz with Liquid Nitrogen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mozilla: Liquid nitrogen for flash adds

  13. that's hilarious on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1

    I will paypal someone $1 if they can post a video of an eagle going into a wind turbine.

    I actually did some site location research for the Oklahoma wind farm, and one of the concerns was the location of Lesser Prairie Chickens, an OK endangered bird. As posters have already pointed out, the potential harm from wind turbines is significantly smaller than that of pollution created by other types of electricity generation.

  14. secret agent man on Comfortable Stealth Headphones? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wear a suit and sunglasses to work. Make sure to always stand with your hands crossed behind your back. Get an earpiece that goes in your ear, with a curly phone-type cord. Wrap the cord around the top of your ear, and run it down the back of your shirt. Lift up your collar occasionally, and mumble something into it.

    If anyone criticizes you, just put your hand in your jacket pocket, point your finger at them, and tell them to move along.

  15. look at the picture on Mars Crater Theory Tries To Explain Missing Beagle · · Score: 1

    Those airbag things look pitiful.

    Why not combine the airbags with some parachutes? Parachutes work fine to land living humans in the Soyuz capsules. Is there something about the Martian atmosphere that would prevent this?

  16. idea on NYT: 14 Media & Technology Convergence Trends · · Score: 1, Funny

    14 media and technology industry convergence trends and ideas to watch in 2004

    NYT: Hey guys, we need more synergy between our media and our technology. Let's put the newspaper online, and then make people register to view it. That way, we can scrape their personal information and charge more for advertising!

  17. on one condition on Working Toward Roaming For Wireless ISPs · · Score: -1, Troll

    Working Toward Roaming For Wireless ISPs

    As long as you wear pants while roaming.

  18. just a thought on A Doe, a Deer, a Deer, a Deer... · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Deer will breed well in captivity, or in semi-protected forests. Not to take away from the accomplishment of cloning a deer, but it probably isn't cost effective from a conservation perspective.

    Cloning panda bears, tigers, or condors might give a more favorable biodiversity/dollars-spent-on-cloning ratio.

  19. alternative on Cube House · · Score: 1


    You should have made it look like this instead of the little christmas house.

    Then, I would be impressed.

  20. manufacturer on Fingers Crossed for Beagle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers.

    I didn't know Ford made spacecraft!

  21. worst franchise EVER on Worst Gaming Decisions Of 2003 Rated · · Score: 1


    Nightcaster.

    Yech.

  22. Re:Naive question on Open Source Engineering Software? · · Score: 1

    Whenever we get the spams to 'increase penis size', the joke around here is that you just measure the outer diameter instead of the inner.

    I work in the pipeline industry, it's pretty strange.

  23. tribal confusion on Mythic Sues Microsoft Over Mythica MMORPG · · Score: 1


    'Norse' refers to a tribe of Scandinavian origin, while Camelot was purported to be in England. Also, the popular mythology of Arthur puts the time period around 1200AD. I will let some other wise-guy post a wikipedia link correcting my dates and stuff.

  24. what does on Making Antibubbles in Beer from Belgium · · Score: 4, Funny

    an antiburp sound like?

  25. hmmm.... on AMD's 'Newcastle' Budget Athlon64 Chips Analyzed · · Score: 4, Interesting


    These 'reject' chips might be the reason Emachines offers such a cheap 64 bit computer.