Q: How many budhists(sp) does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, one to change it and one not to change it. Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Forty..you gotta problem with that? Q: How many psychologists(sp) does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
A string walks into a bar. The bartender says " we don't serve strings here. Get the hell out!" When he gets outside of the bar, a bunch of thugs beat the hell out of the string, completely tangling him up. He stumbles back into the bar, and the bartender asks, "Hey, aren't you that string I kicked out of here?" He replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A (insert Eastern european country here) airline was crossing the ocean when one of enginges quit. The pilot tells the passengers that they will be arriving about a half hour late due to the reduced speed. Then a second engine quits and pilot informs the passengers that they will be about an hour late. The third engine quits, and pilot says they will be two hours late, when finally a passenger says, "Man, if that last engine dies,we'll be up here all day."
On a related note...While at a restaurant with his family, the little boy has to go to the bathroom. His mom offers to go with him. He asys "No, I want Grampa to take me...His hand shakes more..."
" I wish people would stop blaming NASA. Place your blame with the politicians who allocate where the money is to be spent..." I said it before. I'll say it again...Place your blame on the people who continue to re-elect these politicians! Might be your neighbor, or the person you see in the mirror. The politicians are there because WE (That's YOU and ME) put them there. So there.. -1, Redundant (Maybe if you hear it often enough, you'll believe it, and DO something about it.)
"The fifth amendment privilege..." It's really shameful that protection against self incrimination is considered a privlege...just goes to show that you don't argue with people with guns.
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"Point and Counterpoint: The Tick - "Spoon!" Neo - "There is no spoon."" Point and Counterpoint: Jane - "SCO owns Linux." Dan - " Jane, you ignorant slut..."
"...like a pharmaceutical company not only spreading that which they themselves sell the cure..." Cure is the wrong word...The real game is treatment..as in we treat cancer or we treat AIDS. Treatment is ongoing. It never ends. How wonderful. Another anology could be arms dealers (the USG being the biggest). You think they want peace in the middle east or Northern Ireland? Another is drug prohibition. Where would the money for that business come from if everybody quit using drugs? The gov't doesn't want that anymore than the dealers.
"These companies accused of Fraud..." heh...I read that as "These companies accused of Freud..." (close, but no cigar) oh, well.. By the way, who prosecuted Keating?
"...serves as more proverbial "egg on the face" of Microsoft..." No, it serves as "Microsoft in the face of the user". They must maintain a presence or people will switch to "you know what". It also povides a continent full of unpaid beta testers.
At that altitude lack of oxygen is the least of your problems. I believe that above 65,000 feet your blood would begin to gas out (boil?) Talk about the bends! So now he would need a pressure (space) suit and all the fancy hardware to go with it. I don't think he would go above 20 - 30 thousand (feet)
that most of the hily modded comments are spended yakking about speling virii (Did I spel it right??? Ask me if I giv a rats ass) Wat I'd like to kno is wat's everybody's faverit free anty-virii program?? AVG, AntiVir, or watever??
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this?
http://www.fordpinto.com/mitzar1.htm
"I thought that was Al..." Quieda?
If a plane crashes into a graveyard, where do you bury the survivors?
Q: How many budhists(sp) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one not to change it.
Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Forty..you gotta problem with that?
Q: How many psychologists(sp) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
"Text cause it's slow already"
That's ok. I can't read that fast anyway.
A string walks into a bar. The bartender says " we don't serve strings here. Get the hell out!" When he gets outside of the bar, a bunch of thugs beat the hell out of the string, completely tangling him up. He stumbles back into the bar, and the bartender asks, "Hey, aren't you that string I kicked out of here?" He replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A (insert Eastern european country here) airline was crossing the ocean when one of enginges quit. The pilot tells the passengers that they will be arriving about a half hour late due to the reduced speed. Then a second engine quits and pilot informs the passengers that they will be about an hour late. The third engine quits, and pilot says they will be two hours late, when finally a passenger says, "Man, if that last engine dies,we'll be up here all day."
On a related note...While at a restaurant with his family, the little boy has to go to the bathroom. His mom offers to go with him. He asys "No, I want Grampa to take me...His hand shakes more..."
" I wish people would stop blaming NASA. Place your blame with the politicians who allocate where the money is to be spent..."
I said it before. I'll say it again...Place your blame on the people who continue to re-elect these politicians! Might be your neighbor, or the person you see in the mirror. The politicians are there because WE (That's YOU and ME) put them there. So there..
-1, Redundant (Maybe if you hear it often enough, you'll believe it, and DO something about it.)
"The fifth amendment privilege..."
It's really shameful that protection against self incrimination is considered a privlege...just goes to show that you don't argue with people with guns.
"Point and Counterpoint: The Tick - "Spoon!" Neo - "There is no spoon.""
Point and Counterpoint: Jane - "SCO owns Linux." Dan - " Jane, you ignorant slut..."
Sure it does...but only 1/6 as much as the earth
Uhhh...Did you read the whole story??
"Brenot and her husband said their son-in-law briefly added Internet service to their own cable television account while living with the couple..."
sorry 'bout that, chief
"...like a pharmaceutical company not only spreading that which they themselves sell the cure..."
Cure is the wrong word...The real game is treatment..as in we treat cancer or we treat AIDS. Treatment is ongoing. It never ends. How wonderful. Another anology could be arms dealers (the USG being the biggest). You think they want peace in the middle east or Northern Ireland? Another is drug prohibition. Where would the money for that business come from if everybody quit using drugs? The gov't doesn't want that anymore than the dealers.
"These companies accused of Fraud..."
heh...I read that as "These companies accused of Freud..." (close, but no cigar) oh, well.. By the way, who prosecuted Keating?
"...serves as more proverbial "egg on the face" of Microsoft..."
No, it serves as "Microsoft in the face of the user". They must maintain a presence or people will switch to "you know what". It also povides a continent full of unpaid beta testers.
At that altitude lack of oxygen is the least of your problems. I believe that above 65,000 feet your blood would begin to gas out (boil?) Talk about the bends! So now he would need a pressure (space) suit and all the fancy hardware to go with it. I don't think he would go above 20 - 30 thousand (feet)
"...the case will attract lawyers like some kind of legal black hole..."
heh...that would be cool. Just be sure to push them beyond the event horizon.
that most of the hily modded comments are spended yakking about speling virii (Did I spel it right??? Ask me if I giv a rats ass) Wat I'd like to kno is wat's everybody's faverit free anty-virii program?? AVG, AntiVir, or watever??
"get a girlfriend."
Just don't tell your wife.
"I was trying to render the sound one makes when vomiting."
That would be "BLECHH" - kinda
Well...at least they would be Y10K compliant
"...Who do I blame? The politicians who allowed themselves to be bought off..."
you should blame the people who elect and re-elect said politicians.
-I'm not afraid of Rush Limbaugh...I'm afriad of his listeners