And that's how you get an easy first post--don't even RTFSummary. It's clear that they're talking about service, not hardware. I blame whoever came up with the title. Leave me alone.
What? I didn't say I was going to DO anything with the anthrax. I mean, if I went down to the post office, they'd say that I can't mail a letter with white powder in it, so I'd add a piece of counterfeit money and say I'm mailing money so then they'd say they're going to take the money out just to be sure and then I tell them "no," but they open it anyway and they spill all the anthrax all over Joe Swanson and now he's going to die of anthrax! I didn't mean to do it... and now I've wasted my one phone call with a modem posting to Slashdot... SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!
Now it's my understanding that pdf is a shortened form of the word pedofile. Is this incorrect? It always worried me when I was younger that corporations would only give me product information in pdf format...
The exact moment I used it for the first time on the Internet. Bug if you'll check my patent application, I think you'll find my new licensing scheme on use of "boxen" in that context to be very fair.
Please. DDoS, mailbombs? Only if your primitive mind can't come up with anything better.
Me, I've still got some Anthrax leftover from my recent SCO fan mail mission.
Sure you can go. But I hear the landing's a bit rough. Might wanna take a pillow or something to protect you from hitting all the sharp objects those mad scientists hide in their blackmail-evidence-expelling missions.
NSF? You mean the National Secessionist Forces? I have a feeling that they didn't discover this for themselves, they probably just hijacked a shipment from UNATCO.
I think remixes and blends with different beats are awesome. I've been spending a lot of time recently listening to rap mixtapes and some of the stuff is really interesting and/or funny. For example, Juelz Santana's freestyle over R. Kelly's Ignition remix beat is funny because it has a similar flow to the Ignition remix (can be found on The Diplomats Present Juelz Santana, by Kay Slay).
I also came across a hilarious blend the other day (I think it was off a recent Lt. Dan tape) but it had Stunt 101 (by G-Unit) over the beat for Clap Back (by Ja Rule). If you've heard about their so-called beef (it's just words, really) you'd be laughing. Oh, the irony.
Oops, I guess some of the moderators use KDE. I guess I'll just have to let the text do a little deconstruction on itself to show how KDE is, in fact, superior.
Well I would assume that he will be promptly executed since he failed to bring in the MSN subscriptions stipulated by his contract. Microsoft has a history of murdering ex-employees for their failures, just do a quick google on the subject.
I don't know why that was modded funny, he's right. I believe the name has already been changed in KDE CVS to IOIndenturedServants, IOBlackmailees or something like that.
Hopefully people will just start using a real GNOME application like Rhythmbox instead. I've found it to be quite handy as long as you tagged your music properly when you ripped it from your legally-acquired CDs. Correct tagging does not seem to be a common practice on file sharing networks (or so I've heard).
Thank you for that. +5, Insightful
Sincerely,
Guy Who Was Banned from Moderationdom
Ok, so just a quick drive down south to Australia and I'll get a free phone? What a deal! I'll be there shortly.
Except my car's broken. Is Australia within walking distance? I'm in Vancouver. Please respond (I was banned from MapQuest).
I'm not sure what the reason is, but I would venture a guess that cheaper hardware/service in the US is WalMart's doing.
Exploiting cheap Canadian labor... it's disgusting.
And that's how you get an easy first post--don't even RTFSummary. It's clear that they're talking about service, not hardware. I blame whoever came up with the title. Leave me alone.
Solution: Buy phones in the US.
What? I didn't say I was going to DO anything with the anthrax. I mean, if I went down to the post office, they'd say that I can't mail a letter with white powder in it, so I'd add a piece of counterfeit money and say I'm mailing money so then they'd say they're going to take the money out just to be sure and then I tell them "no," but they open it anyway and they spill all the anthrax all over Joe Swanson and now he's going to die of anthrax! I didn't mean to do it... and now I've wasted my one phone call with a modem posting to Slashdot... SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!
Why, yes, thanks for asking.
Isn't the Agent named Smith? And Neo's last name is Anderson.
Now it's my understanding that pdf is a shortened form of the word pedofile. Is this incorrect? It always worried me when I was younger that corporations would only give me product information in pdf format...
The exact moment I used it for the first time on the Internet. Bug if you'll check my patent application, I think you'll find my new licensing scheme on use of "boxen" in that context to be very fair.
Has anyone made a joke about siphoning the gas to her?
I'll take it you either didn't read the rest of the post or you don't know what the GNAA is.
Well, I guess there's one other option, too.
Heh, "The Moon landing on your head." Ah, that's classic. I mean, that could never happen in a billion years... ... right?
I would assume the security changes will get folded into the next version of the kernel, so yes, of course.
That's odd, most of the large software companies have led me to believe those are the same thing...
Please. DDoS, mailbombs? Only if your primitive mind can't come up with anything better. Me, I've still got some Anthrax leftover from my recent SCO fan mail mission.
Sure you can go. But I hear the landing's a bit rough. Might wanna take a pillow or something to protect you from hitting all the sharp objects those mad scientists hide in their blackmail-evidence-expelling missions.
What kind of emergency was this, again? A booty call?
NSF? You mean the National Secessionist Forces? I have a feeling that they didn't discover this for themselves, they probably just hijacked a shipment from UNATCO.
Agreed. That post was hilarious.
I think remixes and blends with different beats are awesome. I've been spending a lot of time recently listening to rap mixtapes and some of the stuff is really interesting and/or funny. For example, Juelz Santana's freestyle over R. Kelly's Ignition remix beat is funny because it has a similar flow to the Ignition remix (can be found on The Diplomats Present Juelz Santana, by Kay Slay).
I also came across a hilarious blend the other day (I think it was off a recent Lt. Dan tape) but it had Stunt 101 (by G-Unit) over the beat for Clap Back (by Ja Rule). If you've heard about their so-called beef (it's just words, really) you'd be laughing. Oh, the irony.
Oops, I guess some of the moderators use KDE. I guess I'll just have to let the text do a little deconstruction on itself to show how KDE is, in fact, superior.
Well I would assume that he will be promptly executed since he failed to bring in the MSN subscriptions stipulated by his contract. Microsoft has a history of murdering ex-employees for their failures, just do a quick google on the subject.
I don't know why that was modded funny, he's right. I believe the name has already been changed in KDE CVS to IOIndenturedServants, IOBlackmailees or something like that.
Hopefully people will just start using a real GNOME application like Rhythmbox instead. I've found it to be quite handy as long as you tagged your music properly when you ripped it from your legally-acquired CDs. Correct tagging does not seem to be a common practice on file sharing networks (or so I've heard).