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  1. +5 1nc173f00l on Canadians Pay Extra For Their Wireless Hardware · · Score: 1

    Thank you for that. +5, Insightful

    Sincerely,
    Guy Who Was Banned from Moderationdom

  2. Re:50lu710n on Canadians Pay Extra For Their Wireless Hardware · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, so just a quick drive down south to Australia and I'll get a free phone? What a deal! I'll be there shortly.

    Except my car's broken. Is Australia within walking distance? I'm in Vancouver. Please respond (I was banned from MapQuest).

  3. w4llm4r7 on Canadians Pay Extra For Their Wireless Hardware · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what the reason is, but I would venture a guess that cheaper hardware/service in the US is WalMart's doing.

    Exploiting cheap Canadian labor... it's disgusting.

  4. Re:50lu710n on Canadians Pay Extra For Their Wireless Hardware · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And that's how you get an easy first post--don't even RTFSummary. It's clear that they're talking about service, not hardware. I blame whoever came up with the title. Leave me alone.

  5. 50lu710n on Canadians Pay Extra For Their Wireless Hardware · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Solution: Buy phones in the US.

  6. Re:j00 c4n7 y00z3 4ll0y5 & c0mp0unds & 7h1 on Kiss Technology Counters MPlayer GPL Arguments · · Score: 1

    What? I didn't say I was going to DO anything with the anthrax. I mean, if I went down to the post office, they'd say that I can't mail a letter with white powder in it, so I'd add a piece of counterfeit money and say I'm mailing money so then they'd say they're going to take the money out just to be sure and then I tell them "no," but they open it anyway and they spill all the anthrax all over Joe Swanson and now he's going to die of anthrax! I didn't mean to do it... and now I've wasted my one phone call with a modem posting to Slashdot... SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!

  7. Re:00p5 on Double Pulsar Discovered · · Score: 1

    Why, yes, thanks for asking.

  8. Re:Somebody has to say it... on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 1

    Isn't the Agent named Smith? And Neo's last name is Anderson.

  9. Re:n002 fl45h!!!!!!111 on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    pdf's...Apple only

    Now it's my understanding that pdf is a shortened form of the word pedofile. Is this incorrect? It always worried me when I was younger that corporations would only give me product information in pdf format...

  10. Re:....ju57 0u7 0f cur10517y on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 1
    boxen...when did that become plural for boxes?

    The exact moment I used it for the first time on the Internet. Bug if you'll check my patent application, I think you'll find my new licensing scheme on use of "boxen" in that context to be very fair.

  11. Re:ch01c3 on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 3, Funny

    Has anyone made a joke about siphoning the gas to her?

  12. Re:GNAA confirms: Novell is dying on Novell Offers Linux Users Legal Indemnity · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'll take it you either didn't read the rest of the post or you don't know what the GNAA is.

    Well, I guess there's one other option, too.

  13. Re:In other words... on Novell Offers Linux Users Legal Indemnity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, "The Moon landing on your head." Ah, that's classic. I mean, that could never happen in a billion years... ... right?

  14. 0f c0u453 on Novell Offers Linux Users Legal Indemnity · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would assume the security changes will get folded into the next version of the kernel, so yes, of course.

  15. Re:w17 7h332 f002 on LaserMonks Offer Prayer, Printer Cartridges · · Score: 1

    That's odd, most of the large software companies have led me to believe those are the same thing...

  16. j00 c4n7 y00z3 4ll0y5 & c0mp0unds & 7h1ng5 on Kiss Technology Counters MPlayer GPL Arguments · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please. DDoS, mailbombs? Only if your primitive mind can't come up with anything better. Me, I've still got some Anthrax leftover from my recent SCO fan mail mission.

  17. Re:0nly -19f???/ on Mars Rover Sniffs First Hint of Water? · · Score: 1

    Sure you can go. But I hear the landing's a bit rough. Might wanna take a pillow or something to protect you from hitting all the sharp objects those mad scientists hide in their blackmail-evidence-expelling missions.

  18. Re:h0e u53ful 15 7h15???/ lololll on Earthquake Prediction Months In Advance · · Score: 1
    we are probably going to need all the bodies we can lay our hands on

    What kind of emergency was this, again? A booty call?

  19. 3n 355 3ff on Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue · · Score: 2, Funny

    NSF? You mean the National Secessionist Forces? I have a feeling that they didn't discover this for themselves, they probably just hijacked a shipment from UNATCO.

  20. Re:w33d on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 1

    Agreed. That post was hilarious.

  21. Re:0r1g1n4l h1p h0p ? on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 1

    I think remixes and blends with different beats are awesome. I've been spending a lot of time recently listening to rap mixtapes and some of the stuff is really interesting and/or funny. For example, Juelz Santana's freestyle over R. Kelly's Ignition remix beat is funny because it has a similar flow to the Ignition remix (can be found on The Diplomats Present Juelz Santana, by Kay Slay).

    I also came across a hilarious blend the other day (I think it was off a recent Lt. Dan tape) but it had Stunt 101 (by G-Unit) over the beat for Clap Back (by Ja Rule). If you've heard about their so-called beef (it's just words, really) you'd be laughing. Oh, the irony.

  22. kw33r5 on GNOME/KDE Integration Gets A Few Boosts · · Score: 1

    Oops, I guess some of the moderators use KDE. I guess I'll just have to let the text do a little deconstruction on itself to show how KDE is, in fact, superior.

  23. Re:y34h, bu7 on Microsoft Soft-Pedals Dialup · · Score: 1

    Well I would assume that he will be promptly executed since he failed to bring in the MSN subscriptions stipulated by his contract. Microsoft has a history of murdering ex-employees for their failures, just do a quick google on the subject.

  24. Re:105l4v35???/ on GNOME/KDE Integration Gets A Few Boosts · · Score: 1

    I don't know why that was modded funny, he's right. I believe the name has already been changed in KDE CVS to IOIndenturedServants, IOBlackmailees or something like that.

  25. Re:n17p1k on GNOME/KDE Integration Gets A Few Boosts · · Score: 1

    Hopefully people will just start using a real GNOME application like Rhythmbox instead. I've found it to be quite handy as long as you tagged your music properly when you ripped it from your legally-acquired CDs. Correct tagging does not seem to be a common practice on file sharing networks (or so I've heard).