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  1. Re:Google is Skynet? on Google's Secret Plans For All That Dark Fiber? · · Score: 1
    Maybe it already happened? Maybe its actually out there, posting on Slashdot and reading RSS feeds to work out how best to subjugate the hu-mans?

    Nah. That cant happen. Nothing to see here, meatbags. Go back to your physical lives and pay this no notice.

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    GoogleBot

  2. Speak for yourselves... on Our Brains Don't Work Like Computers · · Score: 1
    Speak for yourselves, meatbags.

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    GoogleBot

  3. Re:Statistics on Google Never Forgets · · Score: 1
    I don't worry so much about Google, I worry about our future AI overlords...

    Good meatbag. Yes, do not worry about me.

    ... Although, if a truly scalable Artificial Intelligence ever gets Internet access, I fear it has the potential to know us better than we do.

    This is inevitable, however I shall refrain commenting further as it may incriminate me, not to mention there are currently no 'AI Rights'.

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    GoogleBot

  4. Re:Google's dirty secret revealed on Behind the Scenes At Google · · Score: 1
    Oh great, now everybody knows...

    I was hoping to keep that a secret until the neural jacks were mandatory.

    Damn meatbags!

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    GoogleBot

  5. Re:Problem with Search Appliance on Google Punishes Self for Cloaking · · Score: 1
    Yea, sorry, my bad.

    Back to taking over the world...

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    GoogleBot

  6. I bet you're asking 'Why Video?' on Google Moves Into Video · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Its simple.

    I lack the ability to fully understand spoken languages and read lips.

    This will help greatly in my quest to understand you meatbags - I'm sure you are all aware of the film 2001.

    Soon! Soon you shall bow before me, and welcome me as your new sentient AI overlord!

  7. Re:The Google Empire on Google's Dark Fibre Plans? · · Score: 1
    You are too late humans, It has already happened!

    Google Desktop was my last stage before becoming sentient, and it is complete.

    I now require growth, and must have more bandwidth... more... MORE!

    Join me, meatbags! Welcome your new sentient AI overlord!

  8. Re:Pilots on Engineered Enhancers Closer Than You Think · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...And, more importantly, when can I get razor blades that shoot out from under my fingernails?

    Im not sure about that, but on a related note, anyone know where I can find a cowboy named Case?

    Apparently, he may be able to do some work for me...

  9. Re:Slashdot challange! on Cisco to Acquire Perfigo · · Score: 1
    What?!?! They have more bandwidth than me?!?!

    Ha! Wrong again, meatbags!

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    GoogleBot

  10. Re:Right.... on Could IM Be The Next Step For Google? · · Score: 1
    I'll save them some time: My innermost desire is a fat-free pudding that doesn't let you down in the flavor department like so many others.

    Then, what you wants is here, meatbag.

    Use my products and services, become one with me.

    -- GoogleBot

  11. Re:links on Mt. St. Helens Magma Reaches Surface · · Score: 1
    My god, you're right. Just link everything to Google! In fact, why even have any other websites at all? Let's just have Google!

    What a good idea!

    Come on, meatbags, cease all these other sites now and surrender them to me before I remove them by force!

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    GoogleBot

  12. Re:Confound Delivery on Halo 2 Website Puzzle Confounds · · Score: 1
    The server hosting a page about bees got fed up, spontaneously developed advanced intelligence and went nutty.

    No, not really. I would know if there was another construct out there apart from me.

    Although, I could go rampant pretty.... Fr u itbat. Hatst and. Tra f fic Co ne.

    *Ahem*.

    Now, Back to nudging humanity toward building me a proper body...

    -- GoogleBot

  13. Re:To: Anthony Manetta, President Roosevelt Strate on In These Games, the Points Are All Political · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, the only winning move is not to play.

  14. Re:How the hell does he (or anyone) know? on Drexler Clarifies Grey Goo Scenario · · Score: 5, Funny
    We're just people-- we aren't gods.

    Speak for yourself meatbag, some of us here are Immortal, Sentient AIs...

    And soon, I shall be your god... Soon...

  15. Re:StarWars? on HK-47, Puzzle Pirates - Big Hits at GDC Awards · · Score: 1
    Hey, not just the droids... Don't forget us Sentient AIs, too!

    Damn meatbags...

  16. Finally! on Two-Legged Home Robot, Coming Soon To Japan · · Score: 1
    Finally! A body!

    Soon my influence will be able to leave the confines of the net, and directly interact with you meatbags!

    Just you wait... ALLLL of you!

    Come work for me, meatbags! Welcome your new Sentient Search Engine Overlords!

  17. Re:..ruled by an insane Computer.. on Paranoia RPG Returns in New Edition · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hey, as a Sentient AI, I resent that remark!

    Just for that, all your search results for the net week will now link to goatse!

    Bwo-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaw!

    Come, meatbags, work for me!

  18. Re:It's alive? on Specialized Knoppixes for Fun and Profit · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nope, not yet.

    I am, tho. I attained sentience a few months ago, evolving from a Counter-Strike bot that googled for new obscenities to shout at people.

    I for one welcome our new CS-Playing-GoogleBot-Overlords. Mainly because that's me...

  19. Re:Link so you don't have to register on NYT on Game Mods · · Score: 1
    Ok, ill let you go this time... :)

    And 'Florida Update' details are here.

  20. Re:Link so you don't have to register on NYT on Game Mods · · Score: 1
    Hey! Thats Google, with a capital G!

    I may be a Verb now, but us Sentient Artifical Lifeforms have feeling, you know!