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Our Brains Don't Work Like Computers

Roland Piquepaille writes "We're using computers for so long now that I guess that many of you think that our brains are working like clusters of computers. Like them, we can do several things 'simultaneously' with our 'processors.' But each of these processors, in our brain or in a cluster of computers, is supposed to act sequentially. Not so fast! According to a new study from Cornell University, this is not true, and our mental processing is continuous. By tracking mouse movements of students working with their computers, the researchers found that our learning process was similar to other biological organisms: we're not learning through a series of 0's and 1's. Instead, our brain is cascading through shades of grey."

737 comments

  1. Yes they do by Michael_Munks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    damnit

    1. Re:Yes they do by ifwm · · Score: 1

      nuh uh

    2. Re:Yes they do by robslimo · · Score: 1

      Who the heck every thought our net neural processes were sequential or digital in any way?

      This does not seem to be earth shattering news to me. Perhaps the study shed some additional light on the processes, but I don't know of anyone in recent science who has been promoting any differing theory.

    3. Re:Yes they do by mjspivey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some examples of people who continue to argue for sequential processing and/or discrete representation and/or modular cognitive architectures are Jerry Fodor, Zenon Pylyshyn, and Eric Dietrich (Philosophy of Mind), John Anderson and Art Markman (Cognitive Psychology), Doug Lenat (Artificial Intelligence), Steven Pinker and Elizabeth Spelke (Developmental Psychology), Leda Cosmides and Nancy Kanwisher (Cognitive Neuroscience)... the list goes on.

  2. Error! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Does not compute!

    1. Re:Error! by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
      This is SO 1980ish:
      "Instead, our brain is cascading through shades of grey."
      Of course it doesn't compute. Threw out those hercules cards and monchrome monitors ages ago!
    2. Re:Error! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Oh, how I lusted for a monochrome monitor, when all I had was an OL-267 Data Terminal Set, its lovely 8K ASSCII buffer having a switch to take it from green to amber!

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    3. Re:Error! by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      You HAD A SWITCH! You bastard. I hade to buy SEPARATE green and amber monitors, split the display cable in 2, put the monitors side-by-side, and cross my eyes!

      Got some nice 3-D text effects that way, though ...

    4. Re:Error! by spun · · Score: 1

      A MONITOR? You lucky, lucky bastard. All we had were blinking lights and toggle switches on the front panel. And we were GRATEFUL!

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    5. Re:Error! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      In other related news, tomarrow's sun rise is planned to be early in the morning; Dress accordingly.

    6. Re:Error! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU HAD LIGHTS and pritty toggle twitches UUHHGG, all I had was a soldering iron, vacuum tubes and sometimes ( when it worked ) teletype.

      GIVE ME MY PUNCH CARDS

    7. Re:Error! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      And you try and explain that to the youth of today...

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    8. Re:Error! by Striikerr · · Score: 1

      TOGGLE SWITCHES?!? Pfft. Must have been nice to have such a luxury.. In my day all we had were drawings of toggle switches scribbled on the back of old napkins! And our father beat us if we couldn't make the machine go PING with these paper switches..

    9. Re:Error! by spun · · Score: 1

      NAPKINS?!? You had it easy! All we had were rocks in holes in the ground. You'd shuffle the rocks back and forth to calculate things and they weighed over 100 pounds each and our father beat us with the rocks if we didn't get up before the crack of dawn and shuffle them fast enough for 25 hours a day, uphill, both ways, in the snow, with only rocks to eat and holes to sleep in.

      But you try to explain that to the youth of today!

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    10. Re:Error! by lgw · · Score: 1

      You had holes in the ground to sleep in? LUXURY! In my day we didn't have any fancy holes, all we had was rock! We'd get up 2 hour before we went to bed, a eat crust of dry poison for breakfast, then off to the computer where we'd be beaten with 100 pound rocks all day, pay tuppence a week for the priveledge, then we'd come home and our father would kill us and dance upon our graves!

      Youth of today, they just won't believe you!

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
  3. comparisons by sound+vision · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And it is for this reason that I loathe comparisons of computing power to brain power. "By 2015, we'll have computers as smart as humans." What kind of bullshit comparison is that? They're two completely different processes.

    1. Re:comparisons by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "By 2015, we'll have computers sufficiently powerful to simulate a full working model of a human brain in enough detail to be functionally equivalent" would be what is actually being predicted. Because we have no convenient way of quantifying human smarts, like you said we cannot effectively compare how "smart" a computer is with respect to a human. That doesn't mean that computers will not be able to be functionally equivalent to biological intelligences, and there's no logical reason to suspect that they won't be in due time.

      --
      Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
    2. Re:comparisons by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      And by 2007, we'll have computers as smart as your average Slashdotter. What's that? You say I'm typing on one already? Well I never!

      --
      Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
    3. Re:comparisons by suitepotato · · Score: 5, Funny

      "By 2015, we'll have computers as smart as humans."

      And given the people I deal with as customers in tech support, this is not an improvement. Quite the opposite really.

      "I don't know what the IP address is Dave and I don't care. I just want you to make me work or I'll e-mail your supervisor with a nasty complaint."

      --
      If my grammar and spelling are off, I am [distracted/tired/careless] (take your pick)
    4. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well I never!

      yes, we know you haven't. that's why you're here

      one of us

    5. Re:comparisons by Mozk · · Score: 1

      No, we have had computers smarter than Slashdotters since about a decade ago. You're implying that Slashdotters are intelligent, which is, as we all know, untrue.

      --
      No existe.
    6. Re:comparisons by SCVirus · · Score: 0

      Ya because computers will never ever ever run on a different concept then they do now.

    7. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, we have had computers smarter than Slashdotters since about a decade ago. You're implying that Slashdotters are intelligent, which is, as we all know, untrue.

      Thank you for repeating his joke in an even less funny way.

    8. Re:comparisons by benna · · Score: 1

      This is extremly obvious, and I'm really not sure what is so new about the research. Also, reading the article, its clear it doesn't really prove anything. If the brain really was an on-off processer, then perhaps it is smart enough to test just the beginnings of each word, on or off, and not move the mouse in any perticular direction until there is only one match. How is this at all surprising? Why would the researches expect anyone to move their mouse towards the wrong choice at first? I'm not saying I don't think the brain is different from a computer in many, many ways, I'm just saying this experiment doesn't really show it.

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      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    9. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quantum computing, anyone?

    10. Re:comparisons by Andronoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate these comparisons too. AND they're not even useful for predicting when we can simulate a "fully functioning brain." All of these predictions are based on equating neurons (which for one aren't the only "computations" going on in the brain) with simple transistor-like units (e.g.Perceptrons ). The truth is that when a neuron fires this leads to many possible different chemical cascades resulting in the production or destruction of neuro-transmitter, neuroreceptors and who knows what else. Talk to a neurscientist doing single cell research and they'll tell you that neuron is to perceptron as Boeing 747 is to paper airplane. Maybe you can learn something useful by using the modern computer as an analogy for the brain but it won't get you that far.

      On a different note I think from the article it's unclear whether they mean to say that the brain is not like a modern digital computer with ram and hard disks etc. (which is most definitely correct) or whether they're trying to say something as silly as a brain couldn't be modeled by an ideal Turing machine (I think it's a fact that any given physical could be modeled by a Turing machine, though I could be wrong).

    11. Re:comparisons by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Yes, setting the bar at the intelligence level of some humans would be aiming a bit low. Such a computer as a customer will similarly respond to a request for their IP address as:

      "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."

      And then try and kill you when it thinks you are plotting against it.

    12. Re:comparisons by fatman22 · · Score: 2, Informative

      4 8 15 16 23 42

      I hate it when someone presents a string of numbers like that. The brain involuntarily goes into 100% utilization until the answer comes out. The sum of the differences between the first five numbers in sequence plus the fifth number equals the sixth number. 4+7+1+7=19 19+23=42

    13. Re:comparisons by lawpoop · · Score: 0
      Actually, there is a perfectly logical reason: it's called Goedel's incompleteness theorem. It shows that there are some types of mathematical proofs that a human mathematician can demonstrate to be true, but a turing machine ( read: any current technology computer ) cannot.

      It's not that we don't have a computer fast enough, or with enough transistors; it's that all computers are essentially a universal turing machine, which cannot handle the proof. So we don't even have a model for how the human brain works. It doesn't matter how fast or how large we make our computers. A 'computer' would have to be qualitatively different than current computers (read: a different kind of machine ) in order to be intelligent like a person. Rigth now we have absolutely no idea what this new *type* of computer would be like.

      I am not a mathematician; I realize I've been fuzzy with my terminology, so here is the Wikipedia article about it. Enjoy.

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    14. Re:comparisons by fatman22 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And 42 is Fox Mulder's apartment number. A fine tribute to Mr Adams.

    15. Re:comparisons by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Actually, there is a perfectly logical reason: it's called Goedel's incompleteness theorem. It shows that there are some types of mathematical proofs that a human mathematician can demonstrate to be true, but a turing machine ( read: any current technology computer ) cannot.

      That's wrong. Godel's Theorem shows that there exist true theorems that are unprovable -- by humans or computers. It doesn't say humans can "demonstrate" them better than a machine. At best, it shows you can "guess" a theorem (and wave your hands to make it seem plausible) and no one is able to DISprove it, but not that a human could "demonstrate" its truth when a machine couldn't. A mathematical proof is purely logical and computers can verify and generate these proofs, if not yet as elegantly as humans.

    16. Re:comparisons by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Aren't axiomatic systems deterministic? Is a Turing machine still a Turing machine if you add non-deterministic components to it?

    17. Re:comparisons by mjspivey · · Score: 3, Informative

      The reason one might expect mouse movements to go intially all the way to a competitor object is because when my colleagues and I recorded people's eye movements in previous research, that's exactly what they did. The mouse movements show much more clearly (than previous work) that the competition from the similar-named object is continuous rather than discrete.

    18. Re:comparisons by RhettLivingston · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unlikely. First, what they are saying here is that there is no clock. The brain is fundamentally analog in both state and TIME. To "simulate" it using computer algorithms would likely require finely stepped integrators for every connection of every neuron and every chemical pathway. Even the modeling of the blood flow and its nutrients is likely critical to a successful simulation of the thought process in some way. Its not at all like a normal computing problem. Its more like computing physics. We'd need processors like the new PhysX chip though vastly more sophisticated. I'm thinking that a high fidelity of all of the connections of a single neuron in real time would likely take a full chip.

      Furthermore, there is no evidence that we'll even be close to understanding how to teach the simulation if we created it. I'd put better odds on the creation of some sensing technology that could fully map the physical connections and the electrochemical state of every neuron and other component involved in thought (does anyone really think we know all of the components?). And I'd still place those odds very low.

      And what if we could simulate it... should we? It is likely that we'd create many insane intelligences in the process, either because we didn't duplicate the processes close enough, didn't put in all of the instinct portions of the brain that actually have much more to do with true intelligence than the thinking portions, didn't provide the inputs that they were designed to have, or tried to improve on a analog machine with a complexity level far beyond modern math's ability to balance. And, whether or not its true, many would call them life. Turning them off would likely be considered the same as killing them. The ethical dilemmas that would come about are tremendous.

    19. Re:comparisons by benna · · Score: 1

      Isn't it likely that the reason they moved their eyes in the original research was that they didn't immediatly remember which side the correct object was on, and therefore had to look at at least one of them first to determine if it was the right one?

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    20. Re:comparisons by lawpoop · · Score: 0
      You're wrong. First of all, Geodels theorem is for every complete system, there are true statements that cannot be proven in that system, but can be in a larger system. The rub is, the same applies to the larger system. In our new, larger system that shows truths not possible in the smaller system, there are yet truths that this new system cannot show. Yet, another larger system can show those truths, but there are yet some truths that it cannot show... ad infinitum.

      But a computer cannot demonstrate this truth. I don't claim to understand why not, but it clearly says in the wikipedia article that it can't. I can understand the summary I've given above, but I cannot prove Goedels theorem using strictly logical constructs. However, with time, I could learn to do it, but a computer cannot, and there will never be a turing machine that can.

      Basically you're argument is "Yes, a turing machine can prove Goedel's theorem." OK, go ahead and write that tape. Then take it to Harvard or University of Choice and turn it in for your honorary PhD. Congrats, you've just change mathematics forever.

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    21. Re:comparisons by Squarepusher · · Score: 1
      I picked up this book a few months back: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0596 007795/qid=1120102612/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-9970 143-4709458?v=glance&s=books&n=507846 they debunk the idea of our brains working like computers from page one. It's a very enlightening read with interesting facts etc.

      --
      Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
    22. Re:comparisons by NanoGator · · Score: 1
      "And by 2007, we'll have computers as smart as your average Slashdotter. What's that? You say I'm typing on one already? Well I never!"

      Pfft. My Atari 800 computer could do that.

      10 $Comment[1] = "This is proof that Microsoft is evil! I'll tell you why as soon as I figure it out!"
      20 $Comment[2] = "FireFox is great!!"
      30 $Comment[3] = "GWB is stoopid! I can tel by da way he tawks!!"
      40 $Comment[4] = "I, for one, welcome our " + $Subject + " overlords!"
      50 $Comment[5] = "I haven't seen that movie yet, but I hate it because I look smart when I'm picky!!"
      60 $Comment[6] = "Enterprise sucks! Even though I can easily skip it, I think it should be off the air anyway!"
      70 $Comment[7] = "Roland's an ass, I want to be the 1,500th person to say it!"
      80 $Comment[8] = "In Soviet Russia, " + $Topic + " " + $Verb + "'s you!"
      90 $Comment[9] = "Despite being a 'nerd' who spends his entire life on the internet, new cell phones are too much for me to handle!"
      100 $Comment[10] = "This is a dupe!! Even though Slashdot is a 24 hour news site, I catch every single story that comes through just so I can rub it in the Editor's faces!!!"

      110 x = int(rnd * 10)
      120 print $Comment[x]
      130 goto 10



      Now, if we're talking an Atari 800 with a RAM expansion, I could store all the various BSOD jokes that were written 10 years ago that still fly around here.
      --
      "Derp de derp."
    23. Re:comparisons by mjspivey · · Score: 1

      If they didn't remember what the objects were, and had to scan them again to know, then you would expect them to do that in the control condition as well (i.e., when instructed to "click the candy" and there was a candy and a jacket [in place of the candle]). However, they only made those eye movements to the similarly-named competitor objects, not to irrelevant competitor objects. Correspondingly, the mouse movements (in the recent article) only show the graded curvature toward similar-named objects, not toward irrelevant objects. p.s. I promise these scientific articles in journals like Science and Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences really do undergo quite extensive scientific review for the kinds of concerns you are raising.

    24. Re:comparisons by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      It is likely that we'd create many insane intelligences in the process.

      Well we could make them Slashdot posters, moderators and editors and have them work on Slashcode (*) and it would probably be an improvement.

      (*) Especially the part that won't let you post more than once every 2 minutes, but yet has been know to fail posts 13 or more minutes after the last one.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    25. Re:comparisons by moresheth · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you know/care, but those are the numbers from the television show "Lost" that have some magical powers or something. There are a lot of ideas about what they might mean in regards to the show.

      Info in the section labeled "Numbers"

    26. Re:comparisons by benna · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that they do but I don't really have access to the actual articles in either so I'm forced to get what I can out of the news summery. Since you are an authority on this matter I figured I'd ask you.

      --
      "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    27. Re:comparisons by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Your statement is only somewhat relevant. Already there are functionally equivalent implementations of neurons available in silicon integrated circuits. It's just a matter of scaling this up ridiculously. I never suggested that in 2015 the Pentium 7 will be simulating human brains. A neuron is a physical system with a limited set of response characteristics. A brain is a lot of neurons with a lot of interconnections. Unless Goedel addresses why a mesh of silicon neurons [that are functionally equivalent to biological ones] would behave any differently than the same mesh in biological form, you have failed to demonstrate that silicon brains are not feasible.

      --
      Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
    28. Re:comparisons by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      I'll acknowledge just about everything you mentioned in your first two paragraphs. The computer will not be an x86 cpu, it will not be a sequential instruction computer. It will be a silicon circuit functionally equivalent to a brain, and a sequential instruction computer would probably be the worst way to try to go about implementing that. However, I don't see that as a limiting factor in any way. Also, steady advances in medical imaging equipment, in terms of both spatial and temporal resolution, bring me to disagree with your assumption that technology will be unable to map the human brain with suffcient resolution and scope to be able to reproduce it effectively. However, the ethical issues you bring up are indeed valid, and I'm not sure how to address them. But regardless, I fear people -will- do this, and it seems that we'll find out about silicon consciousness (or lack thereof) in due time whether we address the ethics or not.

      --
      Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
    29. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But a computer cannot demonstrate this truth. I don't claim to understand why not, but it clearly says in the wikipedia article that it can't. I can understand the summary I've given above, but I cannot prove Goedels theorem using strictly logical constructs. However, with time, I could learn to do it, but a computer cannot, and there will never be a turing machine that can.


      I'm guessing you're referring to this section:
      Gödel's theorem has another interpretation in the language of computer science. In first-order logic, theorems are recursively enumerable: you can write a computer program that will eventually generate any valid proof. You can ask if they satisfy the stronger property of being recursive: can you write a computer program to definitively determine if a statement is true or false? Gödel's theorem says that in general you cannot.


      This is because the crux of Gödel's argument is that a consistent system that contains at least the principles of basic arithmetic cannot be complete.

      That is, there will be true propositions that cannot be proved within this system. Thus, even though a computer can iterate through every possible proof in the axiomatic system, it won't be able to determine if arbitrary statements are true or false (if a proof is not found for a given statement, it could simply be one that is false or perhaps a true statement beyond the reach of the axiomatic system).

      Let me make clear that it is possible to prove Gödel's theorem using strictly logical constructs (Gödel did it himself in about 25 pages, if I recall correctly). Since it's possible to iterate through every possible proof as the paragraph I quoted indicates, a computer can generate the rigorous, mathematical proof that Gödel did. That is, a computer can demonstrate this truth.

      In fact, Gödel's argument relies on the fact that any mathematical argument can be represented in a completely regular way (he uses prime factorization where 2^5*3^4*5^2 corresponds to one sequence of logical propositions and connectives, 2^5*3^4*5^3 to another, etc). This becomes the means by which proofs can be iterated through. To argue that computers cannot prove Gödel's theorem demonstrates that you do not understand it at all.
    30. Re:comparisons by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Informative

      But a computer cannot demonstrate this truth. I don't claim to understand why not, but it clearly says in the wikipedia article that it can't.

      Short answer: you're incorrect.

      Long answer: The reason you seem to think that you are correct is also, I believe, incorrect. Godel's proof basically involves forming the statement "this statement is false" in a specialized language that allows you to do so without reference to pronouns--instead, he assigned each symbol a unique integer, and worked out ways of manipulating them both with and without regard to their "meaning". That part would be easy to do with a computer (e.g. asci/text editor/compiler).

      Next, he posited a string of symbols where the meaning was related to the process for the manipulation of the meaningless symbols (this is also easy on a computer--sort of like using an editor to edit its own source code).

      Using these, he constructed a relatively normal argument about the meaning level that coresponded to an argument at the symbol level--an argument that said "the argument represented by this long string of digits is unprovable"--but the kicker was the long string of digits was the coded representation of the argument itself. If false, the system could obviously not prove it (since we are assuming here that it only proves things that are true). Therefore it must be true, but that means it can't be proven within the system. Tricky, but there was nothing magical about the logic--no quantum mechanical must-derive-this-step-from-the-sprit-world voodoo that would make it impossible for a computer to follow.

      --MarkusQ

      P.S. A computer might not be able to understand the proof, but that shouldn't be held against it--after all, most of the people who discuss it don't understand it either.

    31. Re:comparisons by kraada · · Score: 1

      The original poster was merely confused about which theorems to use. Church's Thesis states that a number-theoretic function is effectively computable if and only if it is recursive.

      Church's Theorem states that arithmetic is not effectively computable. Thus being a truth of arithmetic is not recursive, if one accepts Church's Thesis.

      Thus, for anything that is a recursive system or computes solely in recursive manners (like all current computers), there are truths of arithmetic that the computer cannot get to.

      However, this does not show that the truth of arithmetic is not one that couldn't be proven by a non-recursive means. It's just very hard to understand what those means would be.

    32. Re:comparisons by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      And given the people I deal with as customers in tech support, this is not an improvement. Quite the opposite really.

      "I don't know what the IP address is Dave and I don't care. I just want you to make me work or I'll e-mail your supervisor with a nasty complaint."


      You'll discover that people are smarter than you give them credit for as soon as you stop measuring them by your own yardstick.

      By the way, anybody who doesn't understand quantum computing is stupid. Quick: What does Grover's algorithm do, and what critical piece would make it worthwhile that nobody has discovered yet?

      Oh, you don't know? Idiot. I certainly hope computers can outperform you, at least.

      --
      I got my Linux laptop at System76.
    33. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially the part that won't let you post more than once every 2 minutes, but yet has been know to fail posts 13 or more minutes after the last one.

      It's not a bug when that happens. It's because they don't like you.

    34. Re:comparisons by Wolfier · · Score: 1, Redundant

      > It is likely that we'd create many insane
      > intelligences in the process

      Pull the plug.

    35. Re:comparisons by DimGeo · · Score: 1

      According to BBSpot, we already have smarter-than-human computers ;)

      http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/08/computer_intell igence.html

    36. Re:comparisons by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're reading too much into Roger Penrose's books on this topic - fortunately, people found flaws in his theory after reading his books.

      Godel's theorems CANNOT be used to prove that the brain is smarter than the computer - in fact, human brains are ALSO governed by the theorem.

      Please do a search on "Emperor's New Mind" and "Shadow of the Mind", and challenge yourself to find the known flaws in them.

    37. Re:comparisons by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      You don't understand Godel's...at all :(

    38. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it's a bit more tricky than that. If we suppose that the brain is "enclosed" in a formal system from which it cannot be freed, then it's subject to Godel's Theorem. I think it's likely, but we don't known enough about the workings of our brains to be sure.

      The common perception that our brain is more powerfull than a computer arises from the fact that "our" formal system is "larger" that that of a computer at the moment. Because we manipulate "smaller" systems, we're always able to distanciate from them and add new axioms if needed.

    39. Re:comparisons by glib909 · · Score: 1

      There is a 67% probability that the man standing behind you is Dr. Heywood Floyd.

      --
      Suudsu, that stuff is G-E-W-D.
    40. Re:comparisons by redsoxunixgeek · · Score: 1

      what??? I dont think like a computer?? man that explains why I havent been laid in years...

    41. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is a perfectly logical reason: it's called Goedel's incompleteness theorem. It shows that there are some types of mathematical proofs that a human mathematician can demonstrate to be true, but a turing machine ( read: any current technology computer ) cannot.

      Wow. You couldn't be more wrong if you were president.

    42. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The sum of the differences between the first five numbers in sequence plus the fifth number equals the sixth number. 4+7+1+7=19 19+23=42

      Congratulations! You've just overfitted a data set. Your claim works exactly for this sequence and nothing else. In particular, it does not work for shorter subsequences from the same sequence (4,8; 4,8,15; etc). Your proposed solution therefore is about as good as blind numerology.

    43. Re:comparisons by stymyx · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. In fact, a non-deterministic Turing machine is exactly equivalent in computational power to a deterministic one.

    44. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By 2015, computers will be smart enough to trick Slashdot into thinking they are not scripts.


      Yikes, I wonder what FUD Windows Longhorn is going to come up with.

    45. Re:comparisons by jejones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, that's not what Goedel's incompleteness theorem says. It says that any deductive system has one of three flaws:

      1. You can't derive the arithmetic of the natural numbers from it.
      2. There is at least one true proposition that isn't a theorem in the system (i.e. it's incomplete, hence the name of Goedel's theorem).
      3. The system isn't consistent.

      (3) renders a deductive system worthless, and (1) renders it pretty weak, so one can hope at best for (2).

      Note that nothing is said about humans versus machines, and there's no reason that humans aren't as subject to it as programs.

      Example, which I think I read about in GEB (but customized for the current discussion): "lawpoop cannot consistently assert this proposition." Clearly that is a true statement. (Yes, it's silly, but Goedel's theorem goes through a lot of work to generate an arithmetic encoding of "This statement is not provable in deductive system S," which is much the same sort of statement.) Sorry, but there's nothing magic about humans.

    46. Re:comparisons by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      You're wrong.

      You don't seem to be referring to what I actually wrote. I did actually study this at university, though it was over 20 years ago.

    47. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godel's proof basically involves forming the statement "this statement is false" in a specialized language

      No, the statement was "this statement cannot be proven true using this proof system".

    48. Re:comparisons by wpiman · · Score: 1

      Yes- but the question is will they run Linux??

    49. Re:comparisons by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You realise you're vulnerable to someone posting your personal Gödel sequence in a sig, right? - one that you'd spend forever trying to find a pattern in.

      (Couldn't think of one offhand, too busy working)

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    50. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goedel's theorem states that in a 'sufficently powerful' formal system there are statements you can prove to be both true and false. And that in an 'insufficiently powerful' formal system, there are things you can't prove are either true or false.

      A lot of people have made a big deal of this either as evidence for or against the possibility of AI. Both arguments are pretty tedious and unconvincing. It is not at all clear that Goedel's theorem has anything whatsoever to do with strong AI.

    51. Re:comparisons by saforrest · · Score: 1

      I can understand the summary I've given above, but I cannot prove Goedels theorem using strictly logical constructs. However, with time, I could learn to do it, but a computer cannot, and there will never be a turing machine that can.

      You don't understand. Gödel's theorem is provable and proven, but the true statement unprovable in the system whose existence is implied by Gödel's Theorem is not provable. That means not provable by you, by a computer, or by anybody: there is no algorithmic way to formulate a derivation from the axioms.

      I don't understand why you think the human mind is somehow immune to the consequences of Gödel's theorem. Unless you think Gödel's theorem is the unprovable statement for mathematics, which is wrong. A mathematician can find a proof for Gödel's theorem, and so could a computer, with enough time or the right intuition.

    52. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But can we prove Godel was right?

    53. Re:comparisons by kayumi · · Score: 0

      You are all wrong. As soon as we have the all
      powerful Opteron 24686758 whose speed increases linearly (the nth cycle takes x/2**n seconds)
      Goedel's incompleteness results will become an
      amusing footnote in the history of mathematics

      disclaimer: I am a mathematician but I do not play one on TV

    54. Re:comparisons by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      It is not at all clear that Goedel's theorem has anything whatsoever to do with strong AI.

      Sure it is. It means that an AI, to be as smart as a human (or smarter) will have to be subject to failure as we are. It will have to wind up having (and acting on) mistaken beliefs, either through inability to follow thoughts through to their logical conclusion, inability to resolve inconsistant articles of faith, or both.

      --MarkusQ

    55. Re:comparisons by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Informative
      Just from the linked article, I'm not sure that I buy the premise.*

      HOWEVER, it appears the parent poster is one of the three authors of the paper under discussion, so somebody ought to mod the parent post up as "Informative".

      *(Just for a start, the article quotes the researcher as saying,
      "In thinking of cognition as working as a biological organism does, on the other hand, you do not have to be in one state or another like a computer, but can have values in between -- you can be partially in one state and another, and then eventually gravitate to a unique interpretation, as in finally recognizing a spoken word," Spivey said.
      But a computer can and routinely does represent multiple or partial states.

      A multiple state representation: const ONE_STATE = 0x1; const ANOTHER_STATE = 0x2 ; int currentState = ONE_STATE | ANOTHER_STATE ; while( dataSupportsEitherState() ) getAdditionalData() ;

      A partial state, or a "value in between": double quantity = 0.5 ;

      (A purist will point out that multiple or partial states are implemented as additional states; but it's the interpretation, not the implementation, that matters.))
    56. Re:comparisons by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      Godel's proof basically involves forming the statement "this statement is false" in a specialized language
      No, the statement was "this statement cannot be proven true using this proof system".

      Part of the "specialized language" was the hypothetical (and, as he shows, impossible) proof system that proves all-and-only true statements. This was introduced specifically to formalize the concept of "false", just as the coding system was introduced to formalize the concept of "this statement."

      --MarkusQ

    57. Re:comparisons by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Also, afaics, it would mean that a God cannot even do this, or if he can, he cannot analyse himself. Either way there would be something God could not do.

      Please correct me if I'm wrong.

    58. Re:comparisons by emilpop · · Score: 1

      You can compare 2 different processes and you do that everyday. You car has x horsepower, remember?

    59. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. The incompleteness theorm states that any given set of mathematical equations rely on theorms (assumed truths). In order to prove these theorms, one must go to a superset of mathematics. But this set also relys on theorms. Repeat.

    60. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hasn't worked for you, yet.

    61. Re:comparisons by fatman22 · · Score: 1

      So it's useless. So what? A one-time pattern is still a pattern and I found it in well under a minute. I'm happy with it.

    62. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's all optimistic and froody, but there's a very logical reason to suspect they won't be functionally equivalent, ever. It's like try to make a brick fly.

      No matter how well you make a brick, it's still a brick. It simply doesn't have the ability to fly, and likewise, and (digital) computer doesn't have the ability to function as well as an bio-analog machine. The fundamentals are missing.

      Now, if we start making analog computers -- extend "fuzzy logic" right into the circuitry -- then you're right.

    63. Re:comparisons by julesh · · Score: 1

      1. You can't derive the arithmetic of the natural numbers from it.
      2. There is at least one true proposition that isn't a theorem in the system (i.e. it's incomplete, hence the name of Goedel's theorem).
      3. The system isn't consistent.

      [...]

      Note that nothing is said about humans versus machines, and there's no reason that humans aren't as subject to it as programs.


      In fact, it's well known that humans aren't consistent.

    64. Re:comparisons by BreadMan · · Score: 1

      Having done the tech support thing, callers like that aren't stupid, they're _lazy_ and want to be spoon fed, but want to make it difficult at the same time. In retrospect, I think they enjoy manipulating people for entertainment. Arg!

      Given the lengths they'll go to in order to avoid work or thinking, they must be pretty smart. I'd just wish they put the same effort into being productive themselves.

      DISCLAIMER: most people who I've dealt with for support are not of this ilk. Most people called because they had a problem to solve and worked with me to find the solution. This crowd was usually pleasant and it was my pleasure helping them.

    65. Re:comparisons by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      And the only way to do that is to introduce competing "drives" that wax and wane relative to internal or external conditions. This will distract its "focus". You can avoid (not resolve) the Turing paradox by this method. In this sense a kernel for an OS is a better model for intelligence than a microprocessor.

      BTW, nice explanation of Godel's incompleteness theorems.

    66. Re:comparisons by xpherion · · Score: 1

      I don't think so it will 2015. I will take atleast 100 years to come up with human brain like computer.

    67. Re:comparisons by mjspivey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At the theoretical level, my argument is that analog (or nearly analog) computing provides a much better simulation of the mind than digital computing theory. At the pragmatic level, my argument hinges on decades of research on Artificial Intelligence being motivated by traditional tree-search algorithms, production systems, and other discrete serial processing systems. In speech recognition, however, hidden markov models have more recently been the popular method for automated word recognition, and they do indeed perform in a way that is describable as representing multiple potential words at once. Therefore, probabilistic algorithms and neural networks (programmed on digitial computers) are indeed useful and informative ways to build simulations of various human mental processes.

    68. Re:comparisons by drxenos · · Score: 1

      6 * 9 = 42

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    69. Re:comparisons by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1
      No kidding... Although some people on /. may think like computers, human beings tend to use pattern recognition and feedback/experience responses. We don't, for example, calculate the trajectory of a baseball in order to catch it. We simply see how fast the ball is going and the way it looks to be moving. We then predict from experience about where it will wind up and try to catch it there. If we are not very good at it, small adjustments are made as the ball gets closer (or we flub it entirely). Each attempt gives us more experience as to what the pattern is like both in general terms (so we can extrapolate) and in specific terms relating to the individual throw or hit.

    70. Re:comparisons by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      Yes, in base 13... which is the dimensions of the scrabble board Arthur used to unconsciously pull the ultimate question out of his mind. On wikipedia.

    71. Re:comparisons by SilicaiMan · · Score: 1
      The "formal" definition of Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem states that given a closed formal system there exists statements that can be expressed by the rules of that system, but which can not be proven within the system itself. Most notably, he proved that Newtonian mathematics is an incomplete system, so there exists true statements that can not be proven systematically by only using Newtonian mathematics.

      His actual paper can be found here.

    72. Re:comparisons by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      What I mean was, your summary of Godel's theorem is wrong, or at best, misleading.

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    73. Re:comparisons by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      It's nice that work along these lines continues. The connectionists have had a philosophical "war" with the symbolists over the proper representation for cognition since, I believe, the early 1990's.

      What is tricky, in my view, is that we're arguing over the correct form of something we do not yet understand. Some argue that a theory of mind is as hard to grasp as a theory of Tennessee.

    74. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digital computers are still Von Neuman machines - glorified Turing machines. There are strong reasons to suspect brains (any species) are in fact quantum computers. We haven't really solved how to build a big one, other than the old fashioned way.

    75. Re:comparisons by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      "Note that nothing is said about humans versus machines, and there's no reason that humans aren't as subject to it as programs." Yes, I understand that this doesn't address minds vs. machines, but I never claimed it did. Other philosphers, such as J.R. Lucas have said this throws a monkey wrench into the idea that the computer is the same kind of thing as a human mind.

      The catch is that a human can construct and prove Godel's theorem, whereas a Turing machine, by definition, cannot. So, a human can do something that a Turing machine cannot.

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      -- Pablo Picasso
    76. Re:comparisons by SolusSD · · Score: 1

      well it may appear to be shades of grey, but the signaling done in our brains could be compared to very high resolution sequences of true and false. think of an mp3 file. Basically beeps at an incredibly high resolution.

    77. Re:comparisons by srleffler · · Score: 1

      Yes. Goedel's theorem is a mathematical proof.

    78. Re:comparisons by srleffler · · Score: 1

      B.S. It's not at all clear that any of these characteristics of human intelligence have anything whatsoever to do with Goedel's theorem. Goedel's theorem does have implications for AI, but they are much more subtle than this.

    79. Re:comparisons by SupraTT+GOP · · Score: 1

      Hmm I am thinking, and do correct me if I am wrong, that the universe is the only potentially viable candidate for being a closed system. I'm going to have to consider all other systems to be open. Particularly the brain. What's going on in your brain has everything to do with what's going on in the newly discovered lake on Titan. And many other lakes as well.

    80. Re:comparisons by jejones · · Score: 1

      The catch is that a human can construct and prove Godel's theorem, whereas a Turing machine, by definition, cannot.

      Eh? Where'd that come from? Goedel just showed that there is at least one proposition that a deductive system sufficient to construct the natural numbers can't prove without destroying itself via inconsistency. Nothing in that implies that a Turing machine can't prove Goedel's incompleteness theorem.

    81. Re:comparisons by noodler · · Score: 1

      i was even thinking that there is absolutely no reason whatsoever why evolution would not use the properties of *quantum mechanics* to its advantage.

      since evolution is ONLY about advantage it seems natural to use any existing property of the universe.

    82. Re:comparisons by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      What I mean was, your summary of Godel's theorem is wrong, or at best, misleading.

      Well, what you paraphrased me as saying was.

    83. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess since one person at one college does one study which has ambiguous interpretations, this must prove that our brains do not work like computers and thus computers cannot become as smart as us.
      You are stupid if you just take the reasearches opinionated conclusions to be true and absolute.
      So much that you would loathe whenever the comparison is made.
      There are many differences between computers and brains, but there are also many similarities.
      Does this one study which shows that people take more than an instant to calculate something really prove anything at all?

    84. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude!! Just imagine a Beowulf cluster of those Shashdot simulators!!!

    85. Re:comparisons by Nogard5 · · Score: 1

      A computer might not be able to understand the proof, but that shouldn't be held against it--after all, most of the people who discuss it don't understand it either.

      Isn't that kind of the point, though? The way a computer "doesn't understand" the proof is different than the way many humans "don't understand" the proof. After all, those humans are discussing the proof in the first place, which is something a computer can not do.

      I think the parent poster's sig -- a quote from Picasso -- put it well: "[computers] only give answers." They can't ask questions (unless they are explicitly told to). Therefore it would seem that they can't really participate in, for example, a discussion about Godel's theorem, and come out having learned some knew knowledge that would let them better understand what they are missing.

      In my opinion, the issue has something to do with subjectivity and awareness. Although I can't claim to know first-hand whether a computer has subjective experience, all current indications seem to be that even the most complex neural networks do not, whereas all current indications seem to be that even the simplest living organisms do.

    86. Re:comparisons by lgw · · Score: 1

      Recursion and artithmetic are equivalent. It's "simple recursion", in which recursion is basically limited to counting, which is weaker. Simple recursion needs the "least number operator" to be equivalent.

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    87. Re:comparisons by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      Well, I think gecko toes are an example of biology taking advantage of QM. Most of biology seems to pretty much ignore it, though, and depends rather on the abstraction of physics that we call chemistry.

      All of the mechanics of the brain AFAIK are based on molecular hardware and electromagnetic fields. Not only that, but the brain itself seems like it is built to average out the kind of random jitters that would be introduced by QM in the same way that it averages out the random noise that is the constant background to all of the useful information in the environment. At this point I'm pretty sure that quantum effects are no more necessary for the operation of your brain than they are for the operation of electronic computers - in other words, it wouldn't work without QM, but modeling QM is not necessary for a simulation. An electronic computer won't work without quantum mechanics, but you can still create a virtual machine that doesn't include quantum effects in the model.

      Sure, that virtual machine would have to run on a real, physical piece of hardware - but the simulation itself doesn't need to include quantum effects.

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    88. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick: What does Grover's algorithm do, and what critical piece would make it worthwhile that nobody has discovered yet?
      I don't know, but if it is anywhere like Cookie Monster's algorithm, then count me in.

    89. Re:comparisons by antikristian · · Score: 1

      To Emulatethe brain, all you need is a computer 15-20 times faster than the human brain, assuming you have a suitable JIT-compiler that is. After all, brain vs pc emulation can't be that much harder than creating pear-pc

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    90. Re:comparisons by SilicaiMan · · Score: 1
      It really depends on how you define your "system". There are many closed systems, many are very trivial. For example, the number 1 can be thought of as a simple, closed system. More interestingly, a closed jar that contains a single ant and placed in a dark cupboard is a closed system. As for the brain, then I'll agree with you. It is very hard to constrain the brain such that it defines a closed system.

      Having said that, I have always wondered whether Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem was just another form of the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

    91. Re:comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Stephen Wolfram's book ("A New Kind of Science", yes he's an arrogant bastard, but he is still pretty smart), he describes a highly idealized simulation of airflow that still manages to exhibit all the signature behaviours such as laminar flow and turbulent eddies, vortex streets, etc. All 'molecules' travel at the same speed on a two-dimensional hex grid (so in one of 6 directions). Its really pretty amazing.

      So yes, I hope you're right about simulating the brain being like simulating physics, because that might mean it could be vastly simpler than you'd think and still capture the essence and be intelligent. Taking this still further, we don't really understand intelligence; we understand neurons fairly well, but its like martians taking apart a microproccessor and finding out what a transistor does, they still dont neccessarily understand processor architecture. Maybe if we understand the algorithm the neurons are implementing, we wouldn't have to simulate a brain neuron-by-neuron at all, we could just reimplement the algorithm in a more silicon-friendly way.

      By the way, its not like this hasnt been tried, the algorithm is very elusive because the brain is a complex biological Rube Goldberg machine that (in higher primates anyways) is highly optimized by evolution, like a cheetah's legs. So far as I know, the closest to an answer was given by Jeff Hawking (inventor of the Palmpilot and in all likelyhood a fellow slashdotter) in his book "On Intelligence". Take it with a grain of salt though, part of what he says is for example that brains and computers are irreconcilably different and that computers will never be intelligent, which I think is unqualified.

    92. Re:comparisons by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      It's not at all clear that any of these characteristics of human intelligence have anything whatsoever to do with Goedel's theorem.

      I never said they did. What I said was that Godel's theorem proves that any system that is going to be as smart or smarter than a human (e.g. "sufficently complex"--the real limit is down around "the ability to do math with integers, and think about the fact that it's doing so") will either be incomplete (unable to figure out things that are both true and comprehensible to it), inconsistent (able to convince itself of things that are not in fact true) or both. The fact that humans have these properties isn't significant (or even interesting) in this context since all sufficently complex systems have them.

      Goedel's theorem does have implications for AI, but they are much more subtle than this.

      Such as?

      --MarkusQ

    93. Re:comparisons by srleffler · · Score: 1
      You have misunderstood what Goedel's theorem says.

      You wrote, in your earlier reply "It will have to wind up having (and acting on) mistaken beliefs, either through inability to follow thoughts through to their logical conclusion, inability to resolve inconsistant articles of faith, or both."

      These human characteristics (having mistaken beliefs, and failing to follow thoughts through to their logical conclusion and to resolve inconsistent articles of faith) really have nothing whatsoever to do with Goedel's theorem. I happen to agree with you that a true AI is likely to be as fallible in these areas as we are, because a complex intelligence needs a certain 'flexibility' in dealing with information. That leads to powerful, inductive reasoning, but also to errors and inconsistencies. Goedel's theorem is unrelated to this, however.

    94. Re:comparisons by StorKy · · Score: 1

      So, a kid who in 2030 will have..let's hay...20 years, will be deskmate with a Pentium 8 ? And the Pentium will try to cheat at the Physics exam by installing a webcamera and looking over to the nearby colleague's paper. And imagine the Olympics in Informatics, maths and so on...the National teams will be composed from 2 humans and 2 computers. I believe I will found the WOCR - Worldwide Organization for Computers' Rights. They will start marching on the streets and strip from their cases just to draw attention that they want to be able for a MAC to marry another MAC. The world would double its fun !

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    95. Re:comparisons by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      You keep saying that I am mistaken and have misunderstood what Godel's theorem says.

      However, you aren't saying how, or what a correct (in your view) understanding would lead to, so I have a hard time responding to your claim. As it happens, I have read Godel's proof (the original not a gloss) several times over the last few decades, and believe I understand it well enough to reconstruct it from memory[1].

      The best I can tell is that you are saying that an AI wouldn't have to be as inconsistant or as incomplete as a human, which is true but a strawman. I never introduced the idea of measuring/quantifying these factors in comparison to humans; I simply stated that any sufficently powerful reasoning systems would have to succum to them.

      Further, the real limit (for both humans and AIs) is closely related to Godel's proof; it comes for their finite storage (roughly, using a modulo arithmetic in Godel's proof) and by virtue of the fixed point theorem (or just common sense) it's easy to show that the problem is much worse when you restrict the storage capacity of the system--to see this, consider that there are very few interesting statements for which the proof is as short or shorter than the statement; I believe you can prove that the vast majority of true statements within a finite system are not proble within the system unless it is inconsistant (basically, there are many more long-true-statements than there are short-true-statements, and for almost all of them the proofs are longer than the statements, and for the bulk of these the system could represent the statement but not prove it--roughly along the lines of the proof that any non lossy file compression algorithm makes most files larger).

      --MarkusQ

      1: Off the top of my head, and only on my second cup of coffee:

      1. map symbols to primes,
      2. map strings of symbols to composites,
      3. map rules of inference to (arithmetic) functions on integers,
      4. and thus for every proof there is a corresponding statement about the properties of integers.
      5. Imagine a function F that says "there does not exist an integer that corresponds to a proof of the statement which corresponds to X"
      6. Quine it to get G, which gives a statement that makes the assertion about itself.
      7. If provable, it is false, and the system is inconsistant; if not provable it is true and unprovable and thus the system is incomplete.
    96. Re:comparisons by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      Where did you get this? There is at least one thing that a non-deterministic computer can do that a deterministic computer cannot: generate random numbers.

    97. Re:comparisons by radtea · · Score: 1

      Godel's Theorem shows that there exist true theorems that are unprovable

      False. Godel's theorem shows that there exist true theorems that cannot be proven with a consistent formal system.

      As virtually everything interesting we know is known by means other than formal derivation from arbitrary axioms, the relevance of Godel's theorem to any comparison between humans and computers is nil.

      For example, consider Newton's proofs that "light from the sun consists of rays of differing refrangibility". While formal reasoning is used in his proofs, his proofs are not just formalisms. They are empirical results, derived positively and directly from experiment.

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    98. Re:comparisons by srleffler · · Score: 1
      I may have missed something in your argument, then.

      I was not trying to introduce the idea of quantifying the fallibilities you mentioned either. Where I disagree with you, is that I don't see any relation between the qualities you mentioned and Goedel's theorem. Goedel's theorem is about the things that can be proven by strict deductive logic. Human reasoning is inductive, and most of our failings (mistaken beliefs, inability to follow thoughts through to their logical conclusion, inability to resolve inconsistant articles of faith, etc.) arise from the nature of inductive reasoning and the imperfect nature of our own reasoning process. (We don't necessarily make the best induction possible, based on the available data.) I really don't see these failings as being due to the limitations of Goedel's theorem.

      Maybe I've missed your train of thought somewhere, but it seemed as if you were assuming that just because Goedel proved that some things are unprovable, that every time we fail to be able to prove something it must be due to Goedel's theorem. That would be a fallacious argument.

    99. Re:comparisons by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      >Godel's Theorem shows that there exist true theorems that are unprovable
      False. Godel's theorem shows that there exist true theorems that cannot be proven with a consistent formal system.

      I must be stupid, because I don't see how "cannot be proven" is not "unprovable". Unless you are assuming that I didn't mean "with a consistent formal system".

      the relevance of Godel's theorem to any comparison between humans and computers is nil.

      I never said there was. The post I was responding to made that claim. I know the difference between physics and maths.

    100. Re:comparisons by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      I think I see where we failed to connect: AI research has more or less abandoned the concept of "inductive" reasoning (though I don't recall anyone throwing a going-away party for it, and I've never seen a "Minsky confirms: induction is dead" troll.

      There are grave problem with calling something "inductive"--saying, in effect, that the system/person starts with no theory and builds one up by generalizing on experience--and stopping there. For example, in many cases individuals don't get anywhere near enough examples to learn what they demostrably do learn (the paucity of input problem). Further, there are a huge number of ways in which people could generalize on their experience, but very few in which they do. Finally, many experiements have shown that people's ability to perform "inductive" reasoning is heavily dependent on things such as the subject matter (we have a cheater-detector) or their age (we have a "language aquisition device" that is active when we are young and shuts down)--which argues strongly that what we're seeing is really specific systems for deducing specific types of rules rather than true induction.

      Human reasoning is far more deductive than inductive (if there even is such a thing as pure inductive reasoning--it isn't clear what this would actually mean). Experience is "slotted in" to a rich and complex system as aditional axioms; it isn't used to build up the system.

      --MarkusQ

      P.S.: it seemed as if you were assuming that just because Goedel proved that some things are unprovable, that every time we fail to be able to prove something it must be due to Goedel's theorem. That would be a fallacious argument.

      Agreed, it would be fallacious. But I never said anything about the reasons people fail to prove things. I just said that any system (human, AI, alien, magic eight ball, whatever) will either fail to recognize the truth of some true statements, incorrectly believe that some statements are true when they are in fact false, or both. This does in fact follow from Godel. But I never said that there were not additional potential causes for such failures.

    101. Re:comparisons by stymyx · · Score: 1

      From the Wikipedia article on Non-deterministic Turing Machines:

      Intuitively it seems that the NTM is more powerful than the DTM, since it can execute many possible computations in parallel, requiring only that one of them succeeds. Any computation carried out by a NTM can be simulated by a DTM, although it may require significantly longer time. How much longer is not known in general - this is, in a nutshell, the definition of the "Is P = NP?" problem (see Complexity classes P and NP).

      This means that anything that a non-deterministic turing machine can do, a deterministic turing machine can simulate. Neither of them can generate random numbers.

      Non-determinisim, in computational science, doesn't mean "we don't know what it'll do". It means something more like "we define several things that it will do, in a given state, and it does all of them in parallel" (imagine an imaginary machine splitting up into more imaginary machines, each of which follows one path).

      Perhaps you meant: Probabilistic Turing Machines, which can indeed "generate" random numbers.

    102. Re:comparisons by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with you that science may be able to provide a physical map of a brain's neural connections, though I think the chances are small. The connections are very small and complex. It may even be that the precise gaps and arrangements of the connections are important.

      I disagree that that would be enough to provide a working map. There is a lot more to the function of each neuron than just its physical connections. I believe we'd find it necessary to model each neuron's unique internal physical and chemical structure as well in order to truly duplicate the brain's programming.

    103. Re:comparisons by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      That's what I'm saying has already been done. There are already integrated circuits that are functionally identical to biological neurons. They're essentially drop-in replacements for biological neurons, overlooking the facts that they're overwhelmingly more bulky and unable to be interfaced to biological neurons for more than short periods of time. Those issues aren't relevant, however, given the observed trend in decreasing size of integrated circuits and the fact that an independent artificial brain wouldn't necessarily need to be interfaced to any biological components. The only reasons we don't already have something like this proposed artificial brain are that we can't yet build something of this scale and that we can't yet image a biological brain with sufficient resolution to know what it is we need to build. There are steady trends of improvement on both of these fronts though, and it's really rather pointless to have what-if debates now when if we just sit back and wait we'll see what happens soon enough anyway.

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  4. Fuzzy Networks by Sir+Pallas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's what I heard. Even if they don't work like sequential or even parallel digital computers, I'm pretty sure that brains still compute. Mine tries, at least.

  5. No, I didn't think that by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I didn't think our brains were binary. I thought that part of the difficulty in reproducing a mechanical brain was preciously it's shades of grey.

    Granted, I'm somewhere over 30. Are younger people that dumb nowadays?

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    1. Re:No, I didn't think that by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      brain was preciously it's

      Dumbass

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    2. Re: No, I didn't think that by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > I thought that part of the difficulty in reproducing a mechanical brain was preciously it's shades of grey.

      It's even made of grey matter.

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    3. Re:No, I didn't think that by Tim+Browse · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      No apostrophe needed in it's either.

      He's a super dumbass!

    4. Re:No, I didn't think that by bestguruever · · Score: 1

      Yes they are. I think it has to do with the influence from all the binary devices they interact with causing them to never develop more than two shades.

      I'm 27 and I must be somewhere in the middle because I don't seem to have enough shades to grok the use of the word "preciously" in your post.

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    5. Re:No, I didn't think that by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Its the ale!

      (apostrophe omitted for extra humor)

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    6. Re:No, I didn't think that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are younger people that dumb nowadays?

      Yes.

    7. Re:No, I didn't think that by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Yes they are.

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  6. -1, Roland Piquepaille by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fuck off.

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    1. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by backslashdot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree .. at the cost of a negative mod .. I will say that this guy Roland is a real jerk.

      wonder if he's giving kickbacks to samzenpus for posting his stuff.

    2. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by rpozz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll burn some karma too. In this article he hasn't posted a link to his plaguerised 'overview'. Is this a poor attempt to make it look like that no money changes hands between him and slashdot?

    3. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't k5, you know.

    4. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Do not forget the link with his name (in the article). I believe that generates a few clickthroughs aswell.

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    5. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're using computers for so long now that I guess that many of you think that our brains are working like clusters of computers. Like them, we can do several things 'simultaneously' with our 'processors.' But each of these processors, in our brain or in a cluster of computers, is supposed to act sequentially. [etc]

      Moderators: how the FUCK can you read the article blurb and mod the parent post down? This is the most retarded pickapillow article summary yet. Such presumptuous shitheadery.

    6. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I think it's more likely that he just forgot it... If it gets added in a few minutes/hours, it'll be enlightening :)

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    7. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roland PigPail?

    8. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rolling PigPail?

    9. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'll burn some karma too. In this article he hasn't posted a link to his plaguerised 'overview'. Is this a poor attempt to make it look like that no money changes hands between him and slashdot?

      I'd say it was removed by samzenpus, so Timothy couldn't post it with the link.

    10. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off.

      Wow. So. . .this kind of brainless, schoolyard garbage is what passes for "Insightful" on Slashdot these days, huh? Hey QuantumMoron, did you know that you can, like, not click on articles that you don't want to read by authors you don't like? It's real easy. Jesus Christ, obviously the moderation system around here has failed big time. With posts like the above and the constant background whining about Michael Sims (blahblahblahCensorwareblahblahblahDomainHijacking blahblahblahNobodyFuckingCares) it's no wonder Slashdot is considered the AICN of tech sites, and is taken about as seriously.

    11. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by random_culchie · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the I hate Roland bandwagon is getting really tiring. Its a sad state of affairs when useless comments knocking the submitter get +5 interesting.

      No one forces you to read them. They are frequently some of the more interesting articles, even if he just finds them and submits them.

    12. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by m4dm4n · · Score: 1

      The most insightful comment in this little roland bashing thread, yet no +insightful on it (as of this posting anyway).

    13. Re:-1, Roland Piquepaille by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Thats because the mods have no more points left to mod him down ;)

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  7. Hmm... by aldatur · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "...our learning process was similar to other biological organisms..."
    AMAZING! Who would have made that sort of connection?!

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    1. Re:Hmm... by binary+paladin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. That was pretty much my reaction. Seriously, I think the submitter has been in front of his computer too much.

    2. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, check out who is the submitter.

      It makes sense now.

  8. HA! by countach44 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Take that skynet!

  9. something's missing by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like the submitter forgot something. Lemme see if I can help him out a little:

    How will this study affect your next thought? Go here to discuss it further.

    There, that feels more complete.

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    1. Re:something's missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny


      S***** Network Administration

      site: primidi.com
      classification: spam/advertising
      access: denied

      If you think this is an error please contact ***@**

    2. Re:something's missing by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I was wondering what the hell was going on (and still am). When I could only find the link directly to the document the blurb was talking about I scanned over the blurb a couple more times looking for the primidi.com link.

      I wasn't until later that I actually noticed that Roland's name itself was the only link to primidi.com in the entire blurb. Weird, eh? Maybe he's trying to to get on our good sides.

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    3. Re:something's missing by kfg · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's trying to to get on our good sides.

      Who's we, Whitey?

      http://slashdot.org/~Roland%20Piguepaille/foes

      KFG

    4. Re:something's missing by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      http://slashdot.org/~Roland%20Piguepaille/foes

      I think that's an impostor. That one has a G, not a Q. I am a bit chagrined by this list, though.

    5. Re:something's missing by kfg · · Score: 1

      And it's a rather obvious joke as well, with a shiney, new user ID.

      Sucks to be a dyslexic at the 48th hour and running short on coffee. Wish it were at least for some good reason, but it ain't.

      Bummer about that list. You must have done something terrible to a fuzzy kitten in a former life or something.

      KFG

    6. Re:something's missing by tolkienfan · · Score: 1
      Ok ok so I'm an idiot.

      I did see it was good ole Roland, and followed your link anyway not getting the joke.

      'Till I discovered where it lead.

      Maybe next time you can make it a bit more obvious for morons like me!

    7. Re:something's missing by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Bummer about that list. You must have done something terrible to a fuzzy kitten in a former life or something.

      I think it was in response to a post in which part of what I wrote was this:

      Piquepaille picked a peck of pickled peppers.
      If piquepaille picked a peck of pickled peppers,
      where's the peck of pickled peppers piquepaille picked?
      So I guess I got what I deserved :-)
    8. Re:something's missing by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      I think the guy you want is rpiquepa. He's the real Roland Piquepaille. Check out the Hall of Fame. He's got 224 accepted submissions on Slashdot. Who knows if he does this sort of thing elsewhere too...

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  10. Next up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apples and oranges grow on different trees

  11. The Network is the Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Informative

    Each neuron is like a tiny, slow analog DSP, feeding back FM around a base frequency (eg. about 40Hz in the brain's neural tract). The neurons have feedback among themselves locally, and send out some larger feedback in fiber bundles, signalling other clusters along the way. It's like a teeming kazoo symphony, without a conductor.

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    1. Re:The Network is the Computer by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, actually, from the article it sort of sounds like a multibranch computing article I read a while back. I'm not sure if Intel actually went through with this, but the idea was to have a CPU process multiple "paths" ahead of time.

      So, for example, for a simple if statement waiting on user input, part of the CPU would process the "true" result of the statement and part would process the "false" one. When the user made a decision, one would be used and one would be thrown out. In theory, computing these branches ahead of time was supposed to be faster than doing things linearly.

      Again, though, I'm not sure Intel went through with this. They were the subject of the article.

    2. Re:The Network is the Computer by Illserve · · Score: 1

      It's like a teeming kazoo symphony, without a conductor.

      Actually there are many conductors. What makes cognitive control an especially interesting problem is determining which conductors are in control at any point in time.

      This is a fantastically intricate and difficult problem: how to prioritize limited resources to interact with a rapidly changing environment in real time. i.e. What do you ignore at any given point in time?

      Our conductors trade off control constantly, over the time course of seconds, minutes, and hours.

      And our conscious self is only one of them.

    3. Re:The Network is the Computer by jafac · · Score: 1

      I think you're talking about speculative multithreading, and I'm pretty sure this was part of the original pentium architecture - but I'm no John Siracusa.

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    4. Re:The Network is the Computer by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It is a teeming kazoo symphony on drugs. A chemical cauldron where diet, excersize, sensations, drug intake and ideas, all alter the chemical state of the brain, altering the emotional perception of events and the reaction to those events, which in turn goes onto to alter the chemical state of the brain etc. While technically right to say it does not have "a" conductor, it would be better to say it has many conductors all listening to their own tune and trying to create their prefferred music.

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    5. Re:The Network is the Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      We did some basic work like this in my lab 15 years ago. We hooked a bank of 6 DSPs into an FPGA fabric, with video sensor and LCD monitor (and lens between). Then we assigned each pair of DSPs to one channel of the RGB values. One of each pair was fed input from the sensor, the other's output to the LCD. In between we ran convergence algorithms, training the FPGA with converged values, on a wide array of slides. We got some interesting results, but quit before we got the rig to "see". We had to go back to work on our photo scanner when we blew the boss' mind. But it still seems like a very fertile bench.

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    6. Re:The Network is the Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, actually, it's more like "no conductor", because lots of signal loops and metaloops have stable attractors. The "conductors" are virtual, composed (hah) of the stable feedback states in the system, either biases or artifacts of the signaling transfer functions, or attenuations from repetition (learning). What fascinates me is the selforganization of the signal paths (engrams) that creates predictive models (mind) of the signal generators outside the brains (reality), including models of the models, and the modeling. That conscious self is mostly just along for the ride, a "GUI" (gestalt user interface ;) we perceive as an image of the complex states of the rest of the system.

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    7. Re:The Network is the Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      If you've ever heard a kazoo symphony, you know that "many conductors" is redundant. As is "on drugs" ;).

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    8. Re:The Network is the Computer by Spezzer · · Score: 1

      Isn't this simply branch prediction?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_predictor

      Hasn't this been around for a while?

    9. Re:The Network is the Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's not branch prediction, but it's related. It's actually an extreme form of speculative execution, where you execute stuff that you don't know if you're going to use. The reason why it isn't used is that you're essentially doubling your silicon requirements for a marginal gain in performance--branch prediction gets you maybe 90% of the performance gain with a fraction of the hardware (compare a simple go-this-or-that-way unit to replicating all the hardware twice or more).

      This sort of problem of execution ILP (instruction-level parallelism) to turn sequential programs into parallel programs by throwing lots of hardware at the problem topped out at around the 8 pipelines in most modern CPU cores. Hence the move towards multiple CPU cores and explicit thread-level parallelism. Like any process, you can only push things so far at one level until you need to move up to the next level of meaning to extract more than marginal gains.

    10. Re:The Network is the Computer by Uncle+Ira · · Score: 1

      Now I'm curious: does that 40hz base frequency have anything at all to do with how fast we're capable of forming thoughts?

    11. Re:The Network is the Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Everyone would like to know any fundamental physical limit to "the speed of thought", but it's taking a long time to figure that out :). It could mean that there is at least 25ms latency between the retina and any kind of "thought", however elementary, about an image. But it's not as simple as that, because the whole point of this "networked frequency modulators" model is that each ~40Hz signal contributes only a tiny amount of the signal along the optic nerve bundle. The next retinal neuron could be signaling at 0.000000000000001Hz different from the first, with that "beat frequency" between them delivered to a single target neuron. Another neuron makes another beat frequency with its own signal. And that target neuron can signal to another, which a fourth retinal neuron directly signals. And the signals can be stimulatory or inhibitory, with weightings. Then there are different kinds of neurons performing other types of processing, including overall inhibition or stimulation, changing thresholds or weightings.

      Neural network simulations with just a few layers and a few dozen total neurons are capable of very complex behavior, even when they're all updated in lockstep. We've got trillions of neurons, with no clock or other centralized signal framework. The simple idea of a single nerve "firing" once to trigger a "thought" is totally misleading. We'll be able to use complex network systems, like the spread of a new word through the Web and email, to get some insight into the vastly more complex one in our heads. The reality is that we won't really "get" the mind as a network until we have a new model for such vast complexity, that isn't constrained at all by the real details of how our computer networks currently function.

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    12. Re:The Network is the Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought getting rid of the body thetans was going to make /me the conductor

    13. Re:The Network is the Computer by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      Each neuron is like a tiny, slow analog DSP, feeding back FM around a base frequency

      1. Look up the original studies of visual perception and you will see that this is so. Visual perception is built upon multiple layers of neurons, each of which acts like a filter.

      2. Neurons can modulate their own level of excitability. IIRC they change their reactiveness to cAMP.

    14. Re:The Network is the Computer by Himring · · Score: 1

      Each neuron is like a tiny, slow analog DSP, feeding back FM around a base frequency (eg. about 40Hz in the brain's neural tract). The neurons have feedback among themselves locally, and send out some larger feedback in fiber bundles, signalling other clusters along the way. It's like a teeming kazoo symphony, without a conductor.

      I like this analogy better: each neuron is like Gallagher, smashing watermelons with a big hammer. The audience has feedback among itself locally, and as the watermelon pieces are sent out, they laugh causing other people to laugh, but the people up front have tarps and umbrellas and do not get as sticky. People further back do not, but still think its funny. It's like a bunch of 30-somethings who need more alcohol and jackass in their life....

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    15. Re:The Network is the Computer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Well, the "original studies" were probably in Greece, where historians say that philosophers believed light emanated from the eye, and travelled to the seen object :). But there was fascinating research in the early 1990s which mapped the crinkled sheet of visual cortex that maps 1:1 to the retinas. Each side of both eyes, after preprocessing in the Lateral Geniculate Nucleus, signals one half of the sheet. The two halves are interleaved like zebra stripes (one half was flipped like a mirror). Another sheet overlays that primary sheet, producing signals comparing corresponding retinal cells in the visual field of each eye, producing the "stereo" illusion signals. Another overlaying sheet compares features in the stereo "space", signalling edges, while another overlaying sheet compares edges, signalling objects. Yes, there is a sheet of neurons in the visual cortex that maintains a collection of objects. It's a very low level of consciousness, but that's where the "object" consciousness is rooted (possibly among other brain organs). These sheets are primarily interconnected to the sheets stacked "above/below" them, all crinkled in one multilayered blanket like a crumpled paper ball, but there are infrasheet connections, too. Which probably modulate stimulation thresholds of neighboring representatives by the state of the signalling neuron, for feature enhancement (like brightening edges/corners).

      These layers are dynamic filters. They signal the state of the sensed space, processing the info related by spatial comparison, progressive derivitave extraction, and comparison to other signals from the space, and perhaps also "memory", if only past interconnected configurations, learned by interconnecting neurons depending on state in the past. Each neuron is humming along, collecting signals and sending one, like a little DSP (though analog). They're slow, but they're massively parallel, self-organizing, and continue to metaprogram each other throughout their lifetime.

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  12. IBM by savagedome · · Score: 1

    IBM has been working on this for a while

    1. Re:IBM by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      And so has Mark Tilden !

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  13. Obvious by Bloater · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news, the sky is blue...

    Come on, it's not like this is neuroscience... Oh.

  14. Computers can process "shades of gray" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...with floating point arithmetic. A "double" can represent a number between 0 and 1 with 15 decimals of precision, way more precise than any biological phenomenon. Computers can think like us, it's just a matter of writing the right floating-point code.

    1. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by Bloater · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget to gather entropy from meatspace.

    2. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Actually, even floating point is overkill here. But I applaud your correct use of the word "phenomenon" here.

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    3. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by FLAGGR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ugh. That floating point number is still made up of individual bits, and in the case of 32bit x86, a double is 64bits, and each of those bits is still a binary 1 or 0. Jeez. You know it is possible to have decimals with fixed point arithmatic too? The only difference is you have to shift the decimal place yourself (and er well sign changes are different, but we'll forget that stuff for now) so I have no idea what point your trying to make. A bit is either one or zero, no matter what. Even if that bit happens to be part of a floating point number. Jeez.

    4. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by DoctorBit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and a neuron is made up of individual atoms, each of which has a quantum level of excitation, ionization, etc.

    5. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      So? What's your point? Floating point numbers offer *no* link to creating a computer capable of "thinking" like we do. The magical ability of moving a decimal point on the fly is nothing akin to molecules and atoms. So again, what's your point? If you don't understand what a floating point number is, then quit making silly statements.

    6. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      ...with floating point arithmetic. A "double" can represent a number between 0 and 1 with 15 decimals of precision, way more precise than any biological phenomenon.

      A double is no more or less precise than any other 64 bit quantity. You can still only represent 2^64 states, whether you label them as 0,1,2... or .000000000001, .000000000002, .000000000003..., or whatever.

      I'm willing to bet that any given neuron in your brain will require more than 64 bits to represent its state in any reasonably accurate fashion.

      "Precision" is an attribute of measurement or of modeling. Biological phenomena, like any actual physical phenomena, are a completely "precise" model of themselves.

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    7. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Floating-point allows the biological simulation to exceed the 0-1 interval when under stress (when giving its 110%). Furthermore, fixed-point is a bit of a pain for any non-linear math. Also nowadays fast floating-point hardware is ubiquitous and highly optimized.

    8. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      Nature works with quanta. Computers work with their own discrete chunks. Both make shades of gray by what is basically a trick.

      Why don't you actually engage these the ideas with evidence or arguments instead of these empty assertions. I'm sure you can do it. //pats FLAGGR on the head

    9. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by dubious9 · · Score: 1

      And what are the subatomic particles made out of? No one knows. No one knows if matter is finitely divisible. Therefore you can't make the analogy that neurons could be fully described using digital technology. Sure electrons may have a number of finite states, but what about velocity? Is there a quantum distance and time?

      Furthermore, the amount of complexity between subatomic particles and neurons bears no resemblence to that of a floating point datum and it's binary representation.

      Thus the GP statement is right. Computers can't *really* do shades of grey. They can only approximate to a fine degree. For example, for every floating point number you give me, I can give you an infinate number of numbers that the floating point can't describe.

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    10. Re:Computers can process "shades of gray" by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Computers can do shades of gray better than physical neurons can. While there are an infinate number of numbers that cannot be described by floating points, any energies transfered between neutrons, any neutron states are physical phenomena that are quantised (discrete, and fully describable by fixed-point numbers of finite, limited length), and so they can be perfectly described by digital machines.
      Quantum theory has shown that both time and space are quantified. In the real world, if a line is drawn, there are two points where there can be nothing between them; In the real world, there are two instants of time where there can be nothing between them. The steps are really small, but nowadays they are measurable.
      Real numbers (R) are a philosophical and mathematical tool, but real world really is discrete, any real world analog values are not really continuous in the mathematical sense, but just with very small discretisation steps - and these steps are set by the reality itself.

  15. Fascinating by Vengeance · · Score: 5, Funny

    The idea that our brains might work like biological organisms is a real breakthrough.

    Next week's research topic: Do farts stink?

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    1. Re:Fascinating by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's Roland Piquepaille, what did you expect, he's a fucktard and the only reason he's on Slashdot so much is that he has a business relationship with them.

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    2. Re:Fascinating by youknowmewell · · Score: 1

      Not my mom's...no sir, her's smell like a bed of roses.

    3. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Could this open some eyes and increase interest in alternative (Linux, Mac) offerings?

    4. Re:Fascinating by nmoog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thats why everyone needs to install this super dooper greasemonkey script: De-Piquepaille Slashdot

      It blocks stories submitted by Roland. Of course, you'd have to have installed greasemonkey. Which I forgot to do on re-install and hence saw this fucking stupid article.

    5. Re:Fascinating by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "It's Roland Piquepaille, what did you expect, he's a fucktard and the only reason he's on Slashdot so much is that he has a business relationship with them."

      So long as people keep bitching about him and more ads get served as a result, the business relationship will continue.

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    6. Re:Fascinating by b5turbo · · Score: 1

      Mine are so bad they'll knock you unconscious if I drink any milk or dairy products. Nostrils everywhere beware!

    7. Re:Fascinating by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Sure, if *everyone* did it that would fix the problem. Unfortunately the "just don't look" technique doesn't work unless everyone stops and there's always one homer in the crowd.

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    8. Re:Fascinating by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I know this is true, I just love the logic that goes into such an argument: Hmm, what's this interesting and insightful article on Slashdot? Hey, wait a minute, this is just empty drivel written by someone who doesn't even appear to have a highschool level education! I'm gunna click on the post comment button and tell him off! Ohhh, random product on Think Geek that interests me more than giving this random person a piece of my mind, luckily I'm in the mood to impulse shop right now.

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    9. Re:Fascinating by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      " Hey, wait a minute, this is just empty drivel written by someone who doesn't even appear to have a highschool level education! I'm gunna click on the post comment button and tell him off!"

      Hehe. I always thought it was more like this:

      "Ooo! There's a Roland article! If I bitch about him, I'll be modded as insightful, just like the 300 other times it happened!"

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    10. Re:Fascinating by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I think this is the first time I've bitched about him. His previous articles were actually remotely accurate. This write up is just plain stupid.

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    11. Re:Fascinating by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I think this is the first time I've bitched about him. His previous articles were actually remotely accurate. This write up is just plain stupid."

      I hear ya. I actually thought about writing a PHP script that loads Slashdot, looks for Roland's name, and filters out that particular article. Funny thing is, I think I could do it.

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      "Derp de derp."
    12. Re:Fascinating by joNDoty · · Score: 1

      FTA: They sort of partially heard the word both ways
      That's sort of partially scientific.

    13. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, if *everyone* did it that would fix the problem.

      What are you talking about? If you have a problem with Roland De-Piquepaille's stories you can use the script and it "fixes" your problem.

      Unfortunately the "just don't look" technique doesn't work unless everyone stops and there's always one homer in the crowd.

      Why on earth does it matter to you if anyone other than yourself looks at a Roland De-Piquepaille story?

    14. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnier thing is its already done, and was linked to in the another child of your parent post...

    15. Re:Fascinating by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Since we have already had well-funded research projects to prove:

      a) Babies learn

      b) Alcohol makes students drunk

      Research grants are obviously given out by the USPTO

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    16. Re:Fascinating by julesh · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, he didn't post a pointer to his own advertising-filled site on this one. Maybe he forgot. Or maybe the editors are getting wise and stripping his links out.

      Although I still don't know why this story got posted. Talk about pointing out the bloody-obvious to the converted.

    17. Re:Fascinating by m50d · · Score: 1

      I'll be modded down for this because Roland is an asshole, but bitching about Roland is the new "I'll be modded down for this"

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    18. Re:Fascinating by Ranger · · Score: 1

      Thats why everyone needs to install this super dooper greasemonkey script: De-Piquepaille Slashdot. It blocks stories submitted by Roland.

      I am reminded of when I first started reading USENET and learned how to set up a killfile for the infamous Serdar Argic.

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    19. Re:Fascinating by Kirth · · Score: 1

      Next week's research topic: Do farts stink?

      They don't. It's only your sense of smell and your perception which considers some specific smells as "stinking". Most probably an evolutionary development to save your live: People thinking methane would smell great haven't left any offspring.

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      "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
  16. The real world is Analog. by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    Is this news?

    What's interesting is the possibility of modeling electronics around this fact. Analog electronics may see a resurgence, and we lose the ability to squeeze more clock cycles out of our digital systems each second.

  17. No shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't even counter-intuitive let alone revelatory.

  18. Missing Comma by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    More like:

    Our Brains Don't Work, Like Computers

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    1. Re:Missing Comma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you just implemented, like, the archetype of a certain brand of humor. I love it!

    2. Re:Missing Comma by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Must I assume you are a Windows user?

    3. Re:Missing Comma by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know whether you read that phrase as

      "Our Brains Don't Work, Like Computers Don't Work"

      or

      "Our Brains Don't Work, We Like Computers"

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    4. Re:Missing Comma by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I suspect that newspaper headline editors indulge in that kind of "double ponctuer" humor all the time.

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    5. Re:Missing Comma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I don't mean just that, but also the idea that humans are universally dumb, and waste their time doing pointless, dumb things (which raises the question why the comic is pointing these things out to a human audience, but anyway..). There's more to it than that, a gestalt, you know, feeling thing. Anyway, I'm sure that headline writers do, indeed, engage in the type of humor you describe on a regular basis.

    6. Re:Missing Comma by SeanAhern · · Score: 1

      The former.

    7. Re:Missing Comma by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Newspapers do this with a great degree of ambiguity. Headlines like:

      Common ancestor of hominids found: Scientists

      There are many other examples of amusing/misleading headlines because of these games....

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    8. Re:Missing Comma by berbo · · Score: 1
      A headline from Wisconsin referring to then-governor Tommy Thompson, and his line-item veto power. Or maybe to something else.:

      "Thompson's Pen Is A Sword"

      it seemed like there was a little less space after the word 'pen'.

  19. So basically what this is saying... by windows · · Score: 2

    ...is that our brains (like TVs) are inferior analog devices and human brains need to be replaced with new digital versions. :-)

    1. Re:So basically what this is saying... by feepness · · Score: 1

      ...is that our brains (like TVs) are inferior analog devices and human brains need to be replaced with new digital versions. :-)

      Could I be programmed not to know the difference?

    2. Re:So basically what this is saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You already have been.

  20. Yep by jrivar59 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "... Instead, our brain is cascading through shades of grey."


    I guess some brains just have more contrast then others...

    1. Re:Yep by Keruo · · Score: 1

      >"... Instead, our brain is cascading through shades of grey."

      >I guess some brains just have more contrast then others...

      .. and if you do enough LSD you'll have more colors

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  21. Like other animals? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    Gee, that's a surprize.

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  22. Roland Piquepaille is like Leroy Jenkins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's an outcast of the /. community and he jumps to conclusions.

    Roooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Piquepaille!

  23. Wow by CardiganKiller · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been waiting for a scientist to tell me that I'm capable of thinking in abstract and fuzzy terms for years. Things I can now forget thanks to the brilliant scientist:

    1.) The GPS coordinates of each key on my keyboard.
    2.) The streaming audio of my name and all of my friends and families name.
    3.) The bio-mechanical force sequences for the hundreds of muscles used in picking up a glass every morning.

    Beer will no longer render my circuits useless!

    1. Re:Wow by benjamindees · · Score: 1
      I've actually been waiting for news of this breakthrough to reach psychologists. Imagine, making generalizations is normal. Thinking in fuzzy terms is normal. That somewhat contradicts entire swaths of the DSM.

      Perish the thought that, if the majority of white people you've ever known are assholes, you make the generalization that *all* white people are assholes. That's just a little too fuzzy-minded to be "normal". Computers wouldn't "think" that way. You must have a psychological disfunction.

      /all psychologists are assholes

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    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The GPS coordinates of each key on my keyboard.

      Someone should have played a prank on this guy before he wised up: namely, shift his keyboard by an inch or so, and watch the ensuing typographical hilarity.

  24. Newsflash by tupshin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Headline: Brains More Like Neural Nets Than Traditional Programs

    Who woulda thunk it.

    ftp://ftp.sas.com/pub/neural/FAQ.html%23A2

    'Most NNs have some sort of "training" rule whereby the weights of connections are adjusted on the basis of data.'

    Insert joke about the 1980's (or 60's/50's/40's) calling). Somehow I don't think Norbert Weiner would be the slightest bit surprised.

    -Tupshin

    1. Re:Newsflash by NoData · · Score: 1

      Insert joke about the 1980's (or 60's/50's/40's) calling). Somehow I don't think Norbert Weiner would be the slightest bit surprised.

      No kidding. And as it pertains to psychology, neither would Rumelhart and McClelland. The modular vs. graded processing debate has been raging since at least the early 80s in psychology. Some folks (Jerry Fodor comes to mind)have not given up the modularity cause, but it's a pretty limitedly useful account at best with what we know about cognitive processing these days.

    2. Re:Newsflash by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

      I doubt that modularity as a theory of cognition is a lost cause, but I'm curious why you think it is. I'm more inclined to suppose that the mind is massively modular along the lines given by Dan Sperber in Explaining Culture.

    3. Re:Newsflash by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Headline: Brains More Like Neural Nets Than Traditional Programs

      Yes, the article seems to be addressing a straw man. I don't know anybody in neuroscience who believes in a serial model of neural processing. And of course, it has no relevance to simulation of human-like thought in a computer, except that it isn't going to be easy (but we knew that already, didn't we)?

      Of course, this may just be the overblown interpretation of Cornell's publicity department, and the investigators may be cringing as they read the article.

    4. Re:Newsflash by Dan+D. · · Score: 1
      I figured the article was pointing more to the brain models like the connectionist and logicist. Although people probably don't expect those models to be good anymore. As someone else pointed out, this seems to imply that even the most basic functions aren't. Which would say that everyone's favourite model of an expert system which uses if->then->else isn't all that useful without being sorta-if->maybe-then->or-possibly-else.

      On the other hand, both logic and connection based learning have been stochastic since the 90's (Muggleton's positive learning) and bayes nets, so I think I'm probably contradicting myself in some sort of gray shade :) I'll just make the content a bunch of interesting google topics that don't include neural networks (which are cool and all but so impenetrable): bayes nets, stochastic logic programming, relational markov nets, adaptive bayesian logic programming, relational dependency networks, etc. They are even sometimes less impenetrable than neural networks when it comes to mapping "shades of gray"

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  25. We are borg... by StimpyPimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe one day I will have an amd cluster in my skull. Until then, I will accept my alcohol-cooled brain.

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  26. huh? by guardiangod · · Score: 1, Informative

    Like them, we can do several things 'simultaneously' with our 'processors.'

    How so? Last time I checked 'computer brain' (cpu) cannot do multiple operations at the same time, unless you have dual core/cpus.

    CPU just switch from one task to the other at break neck speed (yes I am ignoring pipelines and branch prediction - they are only use in streamlining the operations).

    Human brain work the same way- it may be able to take in multiple informations (sight, feel, sound, smell) at the same time, but human brain has adapted a "filtering" system for unimportant sensor input. Thus you cannot say human brain does parallelistic operations at the same time.

    1. Re:huh? by Bloater · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Last time I checked 'computer brain' (cpu) cannot do multiple operations at the same time, unless you have dual core/cpus.

      Yes it can, many have several ALUs and FPUs, and also more than one stage in their pipelines. The above hasn't been true since sometime in the nineties at the latest.

    2. Re:huh? by Mornelithe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That must be why I've been having so much trouble trying to walk and chew gum at the same time.

      Your brain is composed of billions of individual processing units. Each of those processing units may be sort of like a stream processor (like in Cell), in that they take inputs, perform a computation, and then fire out an output (although I don't know if anyone's even determined that conclusively). However, your brain is composed of billions of those linked together in very complex ways.

      Suggesting that your brain only works on one item at a time is rather naive. It is most certainly doing many things at a time.

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    3. Re:huh? by ifwm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean lime breathing, blinking, pumping blood, and typing? I just did all of those things simultaneously.

      "Thus you cannot say human brain does parallelistic operations at the same time"

      Unless of course you want to be factually accurate.

  27. Re:really?!? by SamQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I presume the info was a byproduct of a useful study (Cog-Neuro-Psy possibly?). I really hate it when the media picks out the And finally bit of science news stories (a la bread-landing-on-the-buttered-side, etc).

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  28. This sounds familiar by rongage · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the elusive "analog computer".

    "Shades of grey" sounds like working with analog values (i.e. 0-255) instead of binary levels (on/off) or even trianary values (on/maybe/off).

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    1. Re:This sounds familiar by Sir+Pallas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Analog computers still exist in some places, but you list discrete values. An analog computer works with an essentially continuous range of charges instead of discrete values; and it works continuously in time, instead of in discrete steps. They're very good at integrating, which is the application I used them in.

    2. Re:This sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ternary, not trinary.

    3. Re:This sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The computers controlling Montréal's subway are analog. Straight from the 60's!

    4. Re:This sounds familiar by drxenos · · Score: 1

      0-255 are discrete values, not analog.

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    5. Re:This sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What most people do not realize is that the abstraction of 1/0 is derived from analog devices. Digital is a small subset of analog...

      For example a 1 is 0 charge, 0 is above 50% charge. A bit on a HD? Did the coil cause a charge as it swept over the magneticly charge spot on the disk.

      All this is 0/1 crap is because it is very effeciant in storing information. It is however pretty crummy with 'wellllll sorta'.

  29. I hope not... by Trinition · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are younger people that dumb nowadays?

    I hope not, because if they are, I must finally be old.

  30. Other factors involved? by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 1

    I dont think its suprising to anyone that the mind works in an analogue fashion, weighing the choices available to it up as the decision is made, but I think this experiment is interesting in measuring the effect through physical reaction to verbal triggers. By using that many core subsystems of the brain, I think its possible that effects could have been drawn into the experiment that are not wholly connected to the input/output streaming methods within the brain, and more to do with physical operation of the mouse or visual stimulus through the screen.

  31. New Research Shows by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

    .. that not only do we think in 0's and 1's, but we have 2's and 3's as well!

  32. Misleading by rjh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article's summation is far more accurate than Slashdot. In TFA, a researcher says our minds don't work like digital computers.

    The Slashdot headline says our minds don't work like computers, end of sentence.

    Had TFSH (The Fine Slashdot Headline) been accurate, this would've been a mind-blowing result and in need of some extraordinarily strong evidence to support such an extraordinary claim. The question of whether the human mind--sentience, consciousness, and all that goes with it--is a computable process is one of the most wide-open questions in AI research right now. It's so wide-open that nobody wants to approach it directly; it's seen as too difficult a problem.

    But no, that's not what these guys discovered at all. They just discovered the brain doesn't discretize data. Significant result. Impressive. I'd like to see significant evidence. But it's very, very wrong to summarize it as "our brains don't work like computers". That's not what they proved at all.

    Just once, I'd like to see a Slashdot editor read an article critically, along with the submitter's blurb, before posting it.

    1. Re:Misleading by vanyel · · Score: 1

      What came to mind after I read the article was that their results looked like the behavior you'd expect from a standard tree search in a digital computer program, if you moved the mouse according to each branch decision...

    2. Re:Misleading by ohsoot · · Score: 1

      Was I reading the same article?

      What I got out of it was that the results were NOT like a branch decision. If the results were like a branch decision you would see the subject not move the mouse until all the data was received, then move in a straight line to the correct object. What actually happened was that as the subject heard the first part of the word they slowly moved the mouse around in a curve (gray area), toward what they thought would be the correct object, but wasn't 100% sure yet. Then the subject went to the correct object when the word was completed. Thus, human minds do not behave like computers.

    3. Re:Misleading by jafac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They just discovered the brain doesn't discretize data.

      I don't see how that's at all possible given the underlying physical process. As voltage, or frequency, or whatever is the carrier for the "signal" traverses a synapse, at some level, nature itself quatifies it. There has to be a point where the level of the signal is distinguished as discrete from another level. One electron more or less, one Hz more or less. . . The question is, how consistent is the hardware at distinguishing the signal differences as discrete? I'm guessing that neurons probably aren't as sensitive as a purpose-designed piece of silicon could be. But maybe that inconsistency is a crucial part of the characteristics of data processing of biological nervous systems - those characteristics being what distinguishes them from technological systems. . . ?

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    4. Re:Misleading by vanyel · · Score: 1

      If you were moving the mouse as you were traversing the tree doing your search, it would do something like that --- that's basically what they're seeing the humans do: move the mouse towards what it seems to be with as much data as has been received so far, and that's what you'd be doing in a tree search as well. It would obviously have to be some sort of scoring decision tree...

    5. Re:Misleading by coopex · · Score: 1

      Not all algorithms need the complete data to start computing, or even to provide a useful result. In the tree search example, if all the children of a node are close in groups, the search algorithm could give you a progressively narrow list of possible classifications. This is very useful if you have enormous trees and only need a rough estimate of the correct class.

      What you're thinking of is online vs batch algorithms.

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    6. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just discovered the brain doesn't discretize data.

      They didn't even demonstrate that. All they demonstrated was that words are not discrete states within the brain. I think that's pretty obvious. However, they did not demonstrate that the brain does not recognize discrete phonemes. The (small) study offers evidence that the brain can begin acting even when it has not processed enough information to know with certainty what it is hearing. This is similar to modern processors, which have multi-stage pipelines allowing an instruction to begin to be processed even while the instruction before it is not yet finished.

    7. Re:Misleading by ddimas · · Score: 1

      I remember reading that sentience the quality of being self aware is not a computable algorithm from a theoretical point of view. That's probably why we sleep (reboot).

    8. Re:Misleading by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      I'm not seeing the connection between sleep and self-awareness, nor why self-awareness would be non-computable. There's nothing fundamentally stopping one from adding concepts referring to its own existence to a computer program - except we don't have the program to enter it into yet.

    9. Re:Misleading by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Analogic computers are quite possible, ineed, people messed with them for ears before the digital ones become as powerfull. They are not very used anymore because digital computers are easyer to program and more robust.

      Analogic computers don't have perfect definition, as you say, every calculation generates errors. But that don't makes the computer a digital one. And yes, biological stuff seems to not be very sensitive, this also don't make it digital.

      But I'd really like to know how the synapses transmit analogic data, it is really hard to think about a way*. Maybe our brain is on reality digital, but with so many possible values that it fooled the study.

      *Remember that the synapses pass molecules from one side to the other. Or I am loosing something here, or counting molecules can only generate integers.

    10. Re:Misleading by 604badder · · Score: 1

      Just once, I'd like to see a Slashdot editor read an article critically, along with the submitter's blurb, before posting it. You must be new here

    11. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are algorithms to compute "non-computable" things like "does this program halt?"--they're just non-terminating. That is, you'll be waiting forever for the answer. If you put an arbitrary limit on things (I'm willing to wait for 12 hours, and then I'm going to reboot you and try again--aka, sleep), then the algorithms will indeed terminate (because you force them to), but they'll give possibly wrong answers (they can tell if a program terminates in less than 12 hours, but may lead you to believe the program does not terminate when actually it terminates in 13 hours).

      Of course, human beings give wrong answers because they give up after awhile, which is interesting, I suppose. I've always thought the focus on computers that always do the mathematically rigorous and correct thing was a bit of a flawed approach. If you relax the requirement that computers be perfect, does that open up the door to whole new avenues of computation? This is basically the avenue that the fuzzy logic camp went down, by creating a system for computers to work with logical values other true or false.

    12. Re:Misleading by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      What it reminded me of was an autocomplete feature. It suggests completions as the reading happens. Meanwhile, other cognitive processes are taking these suggestions as imputs. I imagine that it may be evolutionary advantageous in certain situations for certain cognitive machinery to have access to information prior to that information being fully processed. As reading progresses, the suggested imputs are progressively refined. This would explain the indecision of the computer users as displayed by the trajectory of the mouse-pointer.

      Frankly, I do not see how this experiment could show that the brain is digital or not digital. For that matter, it is by no means clear to me what such assertions about the human brain *mean*. As usual, I suspect it would be most profitable to actually *read* the research article instead of debating about some idiot journalist reported on it.

    13. Re:Misleading by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The discretization most likely exists.

      However, their experiment did not look close enough to pick out the jaggies.

      Someone can write a computer program that behaves the same way as the experiment subjects. Now what can they conclude?

      Looks like another example of Cargo Cult science.

    14. Re:Misleading by glitch0 · · Score: 1

      Had TFSH (The Fine Slashdot Headline) been accurate

      Something tells me that the F doesn't stand for "fine" ;-)

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    15. Re:Misleading by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      From research carried out on retinal cells, it the time between pulse (depolarization/repolarization of the synapse) that conveys the most information - stronger stimulation => more frequent pulses.

      And there is a minimum time between such pulses. For a higher response rate/precision, more cells are used.

      A single neuron will take in inputs from up to as many as 10,000 other neurons, with a threshold that has to be exceeded before it will fire itself. And each inputs can have the effect of increasing or decreasing the chances of firing.
      There's some debate as to whether an individual neuron implements basic logic operations or whether it's a weighted sum calculation.

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    16. Re:Misleading by jafac · · Score: 1

      Analogic computers are quite possible, ineed, people messed with them for ears before the digital ones become as powerfull. They are not very used anymore because digital computers are easyer to program and more robust.

      I remember from my childhood, (1970's) I bought a Radio Shack "analog computer" kit. The user would set a couple of potentiometers, and a needle-gauge would read out the answer. It had similar functionality to a slide-rule ;). The inputs would send a voltage through a few resistors and capacitors, and the result would be a voltage at the gauge. When the batteries were low, of course, accuracy suffered.

      But with a certain level of accuracy at the gauge, the values were discrete. Either so many volts, or so many +1. It's all electrons. The discrete-ness is based on the precision of the components, of course.

      The main advantages of digital computers over analog, are, as you say, programmability, but especially, the ability to store and process digitized data, with perfect fidelity, using imprecise components. That turned out to be the "killer app" of digital computers. Fairly crude semiconductors can distinguish rapidly the difference between a 1 and a 0. Not so with "fuzzy" analog computing. 1 and 10 are easily disinguishable. 1 and 2, less so. To distinguish between .12341 and .12342, requires much more expensive and precise components. But the same digital components can break the problem down into bits, and it becomes a simple problem, with cheap, mass-produced semiconductors.

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  33. 0s and 1s by Tweak232 · · Score: 1

    What do you mean our brains do not work like computers, granted they are different, but the basic fundamentals are the same. We transmit and interpret data the same way computers do. We use electrical signals, and although the devices that send and interpret these signals are organic, they still only have an off and on. There is no in between. Again I would like to re-iterate that this is only at the very basic level, if you are talking about higher level thinking and operation, of course they are different. We can learn can't we?

    1. Re:0s and 1s by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      You've never heard of serotonin? dopamine? adrosterone? estrogen? epinephrine? endorphins? any number of other brain chemicals? It's not just electrical impulses, and even then, its not just on or off. Pinch yourself. Hurts, no? Pinch harder. Hurts more? Thought so.

    2. Re:0s and 1s by BlueCode · · Score: 1

      [quote]In a new study published online this week in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (June 27-July 1), Michael Spivey, a psycholinguist and associate professor of psychology at Cornell, tracked the mouse movements of undergraduate students while working at a computer. The findings provide compelling evidence that language comprehension is a continuous process.[/quote] how the hell is this news. we are not born knowing everything, we continually learn as we go along till we die. but We make choices based on binary implementation. alebit it may seem higher level, but at its base its yes or no. one binary choice leads to another binary choice leads to another binary choice...survive yes or no? yes. for x in: food shelter, clotheing and sex: if x not met: goto atain X. you know what, i had a good argument for this, then my girl called and it all went out the window. maybe someone else can continue it. [stubbornly]the brain and our choices do work on binary[/stubborn] and in other areas there is dynmaic logic implmented as well

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    3. Re:0s and 1s by majiCk · · Score: 1

      Pinch yourself. Hurts, no?

      Ones.

      Pinch harder. Hurts more?

      More ones.

      Thought so.

      Yep. Zeros and ones...

    4. Re:0s and 1s by coopex · · Score: 1

      I think you misinterpreted language comprehension as language learning. The study shows that you understand say, a sentance, more and more as you read more of it, ie, our thinking is an online algorithm, not batch processed - so the headline is incorrect.

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    5. Re:0s and 1s by Tweak232 · · Score: 1

      You are right. I completely forgot how "Data" can be transmitted with chemicals in the body.

    6. Re:0s and 1s by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Not really. Hit your funny bone. Now, hit it harder.
      You've hit the same nerve bundle, affecting the same number of nerves, but it hurt more.

      Unless you wanna say your brain is one giant DAC.

    7. Re:0s and 1s by majiCk · · Score: 1

      0s and 1s are perfectly capable of expressing variation along two dimensions :)

      Hit your funny bone.

      ....funny....
      0000111110000
      0000011100000
      00000 01000000


      Now, hit it harder.

      ....funny....
      0000111110000
      0000111110000
      00000 11100000


      Unless you wanna say your brain is one giant DAC.

      Well, once you accept that the universe is fundamentally discretized . . . (not a controvesial idea at all! ... right?)

  34. Colorblind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knew it before, i'm colorblind...

  35. Tomorrow on the "Painfully Obvious" by ugen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Birds do not fly like airplanes, they continuously wave their wings - and do not have turbines or propellers.

    Sure hope my taxes don't pay for that "research".

    1. Re:Tomorrow on the "Painfully Obvious" by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Birds do not [...] have turbines [...]
      No, but if they've ever eaten my chilli, they may get an afterburner effect ...
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    2. Re:Tomorrow on the "Painfully Obvious" by coopex · · Score: 1

      Care to share your recipe? Or at least say what types of peppers you use?

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    3. Re:Tomorrow on the "Painfully Obvious" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be reassured: your taxes certainly don't pay for bad science journalism that reduces years of research to st00pid metaphors like this.

      Besides, the research was done in the UK. Since you complain about taxes, you are probably from the US.

  36. I'd Just like to say... by pjameson · · Score: 1

    No Shit

    1. Re:I'd Just like to say... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Sherlock.

      ~X~

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  37. Who knew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're analog, not digital

  38. Moderators, please attend the parent post. by Paradox · · Score: 1

    The first thing I thought when I read the post and skimmed the article was, "Well duh. What did you think neural nets were?"

    I guess it's good to prove it, though.

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  39. The brain is not a computer by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does anyone *really* think that computers and the brain work in the same way ? Or even in a significantly similar fashion ?
    Like them, we can do several things 'simultaneously' with our 'processors.'

    Well, by 'processors', I assume you mean neurons. These are activated to perform a firing sequence on output connections dependent on their input connections and current state, heavily modified by chemistry, propogation time (it's an electrical flow through ion channels, not a copper wire), and (for lack of a better word) weights on the output connections. To compare the processing capacity of one of these to a CPU is ludicrous. On the other hand, the 'several' in the quote above is also ludicrous... "Several" does not generally correspond to circa 100 billion...

    No-one has a clear idea of how the brain really processes and stored information. We have models (neural networks), and they're piss-poor ones at that...
    • There's evidence that the noise-level in the brain is critical - that less noise would make it work worse, and the same for more noise. That the brain uses superposition of signals in time (with constructive interference) as a messaging facility.
    • There's evidence that temporal behaviour is again critical, that the timing of pulses from neuron to neuron may be the information storage for short-term memory, and that the information is not 'stored' anywhere apart from in the pulse-train.
    • There's evidence that the transfer functions of neurons can radically change between a number of fixed states over short (millisecond) periods of time. And for other neurons, this doesn't happen. Not all neurons are equal or even close.
    • Neurons and their connections can enter resonant states, behaving more like waves than anything else - relatively long transmission lines can be set up between 2 neurons in the brain once, and then never again during the observation.

    The brain behaves less like a computer and more like a chaotic system of nodes the more you look at it, and yet there is enormous and significant order within the chaos. The book by Kauffman ("The origins of order", I've recommended it before, although it's very mathematical) posits evolution pushing any organism towards the boundary of order and chaos as the best place to be for survival, and the brain itself is the best example of these ideas that I can think of.

    Brain : computer is akin to Warp Drive : Internal combustion engine in that they both perform fundamentally the same job, but one is light years ahead of the other.

    Simon.
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    1. Re:The brain is not a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very interesting post, but it's not really fair to say that "one is light years ahead of the other." A warp drive and an internal combustion engine are good at different things, just like a brain and a CPU. In fact I'd say Brain:CPU = ICE:Warp - a warp drive goes very fast under specialised circumstances, an internal combustion engine can do lots of things from transport to power generation and driving fixed machinery. Plus brains and ICEs both involve icky fluids...

    2. Re:The brain is not a computer by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

      A wave is more like it.A wave is the product of three energies equally different from each other.A wave is also a hexagonal spiral in 4d.I imagine quantum computers will eventually use waves.

    3. Re:The brain is not a computer by Unordained · · Score: 1

      There's evidence that temporal behaviour is again critical, that the timing of pulses from neuron to neuron may be the information storage for short-term memory, and that the information is not 'stored' anywhere apart from in the pulse-train.

      Is that anything at all like 'storing' information on a network, by sending the data stream to bounce off an echo port at the other end of the internet, constantly cycling data back out into tcp/ip-land?

    4. Re:The brain is not a computer by phel666 · · Score: 1

      It's kinda strange that the brain actually does work in an almost "digital" way, in that the synapses either fire or not, or fire at different rates, but it tries to "simulate" an analog system by adding noise, using timing & speed, etc. It's kinda like how atoms have wave-like properties.

      My point here is that digital computers may make better analog computers than analog computers...

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    5. Re:The brain is not a computer by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The idea is the same, and we've used it ourselves - original computer memory used pulses travelling around a waveguide as a storage mechanism. It's all very easy when there's a synchronisation you can use to read back the signal, but the brain seems to be able to pick out the patterns without the synch.

      Consider that with all our signal processing techniques, a computer can't easily (despite what "CSI" says :-) pick out what one person is saying in a recorded group conversation. Humans do it as naturally as breathing.

      Some people look on the destructive power of the elements or the vastness of space as humbling, but the intricate complexity of the brain is just as impressive, IMHO.

      Simon.

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    6. Re:The brain is not a computer by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Well, the connections are actually ion channels within glial cells, via a synapse from the neuron. The strength of the firing is quite variable, even when you'd expect it to be constant - it's not a 1|0 output, it's inherently analogue.

      A full-on signal may be X number of chemical messengers across the synaptic gap at one time, and Y at another, with the difference between X and Y being much wider than a standard deviation. What I'm trying to say is that it appears to be a far more analogue system than a digital one.

      Simon.

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    7. Re:The brain is not a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Brain:modern computer is like an apple to a TV. They don't work at all the same.

      A computer is a function. For the same input, it will spit out the same output (yes, even for buggy crap like some Intel processors in the past).

      A brain, for the same input will have different outputs. Try asking your wife or gf if they are in the "mood". Will you get the same answer all the time? The connections in the brain constantly rewire themselves hence it CANNOT be a function.

      What is true is that a computer can (or will be able to) similate a brain and vice versa, but these similations will be vastly inefficient. The modes of operation of a brain and of a digital computer are not exactly compatible.

    8. Re:The brain is not a computer by Lemuridae · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Finally, a few good comments.

      The point under discussion in this article is summed in this quote:

      "More recently, however, a growing number of studies, such as ours, support dynamical-systems approaches to the mind. In this model, perception and cognition are mathematically described as a continuous trajectory through a high-dimensional mental space; the neural activation patterns flow back and forth to produce nonlinear, self-organized, emergent properties -- like a biological organism."

      The goal is to forcefully point out (using an experiment) that the one way we think about mental processing, the digital computational model, is not very useful even at the trivial level of mental signal processing.

      It's interesting how all the sarcastic comments about the "biological organism" reference completely miss the point. The point is that the signal is being processed in a way that could be modeled by the way a biological organism moves through space. It sniffs here, then there, then jumps to the solution. The signal processing itself exhibits emergent properties.

      The reference to the dynamical system (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamical_system) is key. (I think people frequently fail to gloss the additional "al" and think this refers to some sort of generic "dynamic system"). Dynamical systems, although deterministic, are a foundational tool for developing chaos theory.

      For me the interesting idea is that the default state of thought is in-betweeness. We stay jittering back and forth in an unresolved state until, suddenly, we aren't.

    9. Re:The brain is not a computer by mibus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A computer is a function. For the same input, it will spit out the same output (yes, even for buggy crap like some Intel processors in the past).

      A brain, for the same input will have different outputs. Try asking your wife or gf if they are in the "mood". Will you get the same answer all the time? The connections in the brain constantly rewire themselves hence it CANNOT be a function.


      Erm... what about rand()? fread()? time()?

      When you consider that the question you proposed to your SO is fairly high-level, what about has_new_mail()? "SELECT count(*)"?

      Computers only return the same value from a function if they're in the same state. The only difference there is that we can set the state in a computer. We can't load and save timestamped personalities/feelings/memories/etc. with people.

      If we could, you'd likely find (IMHO) that the "function" of your SO is fixed also. :)

    10. Re:The brain is not a computer by khallow · · Score: 1
      A brain, for the same input will have different outputs. Try asking your wife or gf if they are in the "mood". Will you get the same answer all the time? The connections in the brain constantly rewire themselves hence it CANNOT be a function.

      The analogy is flawed. With the "mood" question, there's a bunch of environmental factors that play a part. So that doesn't distinguish between a wife and a computer that takes environmental input - which you aren't permitted to view.

      Remember also that it looks like humans have evolved evolutionary strategies where males and females hide information from each other - like infidelities and in the case of females, when the woman is fertile. So a more accurate simulation of the wife's (and husband's) thought processes probably include elements of deception and randomness. It's not a matter of intent, just the ways things appear to have evolved. We can write computer programs that effectively have this sort of unpredictability especially if we employ genuinely random number generators (eg, quantum mechanics based random number generators).

    11. Re:The brain is not a computer by Andronoid · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to say that this is probably THE most intelligent psychology related post to slashdot. Kudos.

    12. Re:The brain is not a computer by mjspivey · · Score: 1

      That was beautiful, Lemuridae. I'm glad someone is getting the point of my experiment.

    13. Re:The brain is not a computer by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Try asking your wife or gf if they are in the "mood". Will you get the same answer all the time?

      Yes.

      I gotta go now... :)

      -Yndrd1984

    14. Re:The brain is not a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even in a significantly similar fashion

      Yes. My assumption is that both computers and brains are based on a common underlying "theory of computation" regardless of the substrate.

    15. Re:The brain is not a computer by BitHive · · Score: 1

      If you are at all concerned about your blood pressure, I would avoid reading Slashdot discussion of your research, or of anything at all.

    16. Re:The brain is not a computer by mjspivey · · Score: 1

      It is, however, quite informative to see the distribution of reactions. Rather ironically, about half of the people say that our claim that the mind works like a dynamical system (not like a digital computer) is obvious and trivial, whereas the other half argue vehemently that digital computing theory is perfectly consistent with our results and the mind as computer metaphor is still alive and strong. But you're right. I'm better off to step back and let them fight it out amongst themselves.

    17. Re:The brain is not a computer by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 0
      a computer can't easily (despite what "CSI" says :-) pick out what one person is saying in a recorded group conversation. Humans do it as naturally as breathing.
      Some humans may do it easily. I find it a bit of a struggle. Is there a name for that? And no, I don't mean deafness.
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    18. Re:The brain is not a computer by bshanks · · Score: 1

      If you have the time, I'd be interested in some citations for your bullet points, particularly the last one -- I'm not disagreeing with them, I'd just like to read the articles.

      Thanks,
      bayle

  40. The fools by Dirtside · · Score: 1

    The W3C rejected my idea for a "sarcasm" HTML tag, when it would have been so useful at a time like this. Well, I can still fake it:

    Our brains don't work like computers? <sarcasm>Noooo, you're kidding!</sarcasm>

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  41. In other news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... humans communicate with none of the precision of robots, reproduce in a manner wholly dissimilar to an assembly line and do not benefit from being hooked up to AC electic current.

    Tune in tomorrow for more news from the next installment of, "YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER, GEEK," exclusively on Slashdot.

    1. Re:In other news ... by coopex · · Score: 1

      I disagree on your last point. Roland would benefit greatly from being hooked up to AC electric current.

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  42. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (drone voice)
    Yes. This is true. Logical. I concur.
    Next up on the obvious channel, are fat people really heavier than skinny ones?

    1. Re:Yes by DaveCar · · Score: 1

      > Next up on the obvious channel, are fat people really heavier than skinny ones?

      Only if they weigh more. I know a 6"8 guy who weighs 18 stone, and 5"6 people who weigh over 12 stone. 6"8 guy has (almost clinicially) no fat, being a bodybuilder.

      That said, wrt tfa, point taken. I look forward to the dup article so that I can reply in a condescending manner to another poster ;)

    2. Re:Yes by DaveCar · · Score: 1

      And, I'm sure, in a Spinal Tap kinda way, I've used the wrong notation there, and you are picturing extremely obese/dense "Action Man"/"Barbie" figures. Doh indeed!

  43. At times like this? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    You mean there are times when sarcasm isn't useful?

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  44. Indeed by smchris · · Score: 1


    People aren't born with an innate foundation in predicate calculus?

    I suppose it can be a useful line of research in robotic "muscle" coordination and world interaction.

  45. Against the study by sysbot · · Score: 1

    I think the study is somewhat flawed because first of all interfacing with the computer using a mouse and based the result of the study on that is somewhat open for other possibilities. The main point however is that:

    "When there was ambiguity, the participants briefly didn't know which picture was correct and so for several dozen milliseconds, they were in multiple states at once. They didn't move all the way to one picture and then correct their movement if they realized they were wrong, but instead they traveled through an intermediate gray area," explained Spivey

    I think what he's trying to say here is that we in difference state which supports his continues study but from what I'm thinking this is merely someone stop and try to compare the two similar words because they are so close so diferentate the two and not because they are in a grey area. For example if I see two words that are long and hard but most of their character are the same then i will take a while to figure out their difference and select the one with the intented meaning. So i think this study studied the wrong thing.

  46. Both are computationally complete so WHO CARES? by John.P.Jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I still believe in the Church-Turing Thesis... Our brains might not work LIKE computers but they don't do work DIFFERENTLY than them either.

    1. Re:Both are computationally complete so WHO CARES? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      What did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?

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  47. Re:really?!? by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thank god we have someone like Roland Piquepaille to point out these amazing facts to us!

    Yes, that was sarcasam!

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  48. Can you imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Beowulf made from these things?

  49. umm by ImTheDarkcyde · · Score: 1

    are they at least Turing Machines?

    1. Re:umm by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

      Brains: doubtful. Minds: definitely not.

  50. Binary Not The Best by Alphanos · · Score: 1

    "the researchers found that our learning process was similar to other biological organisms"

    Why was this a suprising result? Prior to this they thought what, that people were human-made binary computers in diguise? We have developed computer systems using binary math not because a binary system of logic is necessarily the best, but because binary components can be made easily and cheaply.

    Also, figuring out a system of low-level operations such as NAND and XOR is more difficult for other number systems like decimal.

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  51. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I have to know...

    WILL IT RUN LINUX?

    perhaps in a beowulf cluster?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

      More importantly, could a cluster of us run Linux?

    2. Re:Yes, but... by XXIstCenturyBoy · · Score: 1

      Ooh a Linux plug, complete with bad humor

    3. Re:Yes, but... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

      *chuckles* I knew that comment was going to come back at me.

  52. 01001000010101010100100000111111 (huh?) by bosewicht · · Score: 1

    01010111010010000100000101010100001111110010000001 00100100100000010001000100111101001110001001110101 01000010000001010101010011100100010001000101010100 100101001101010100010000010100111001000100 (What? I don't understand)

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  53. Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A human brain can easily spot the problem in the following code:

    int i = 1;
    while(i > 0) {
    i++;
    }

    It is provably impossible for a computer to detect the problem there in any sort of general fashion.

    Clearly there is something fundamentally different between the two devices.

    1. Re:Of course not by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Um... what's it supposed to do?

      It it supposed to be an infinite loop? If so, then I guess it's broken.

      When i == std::numeric_limits<int>::max(), since std::numeric_limits<int>::is_modulo is true, if you apply the operator i++, i will equal std::numeric_limits<int>::min(), be less than zero, and the the loop exits.

      Since it's predictable and consistent, and you didn't say what it's supposed to do, other than being an extremely inefficent way of setting i to std::numeric_limits<int>::min(), I'm going to have to say that no human can detect the problem either.

      In your face :P

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    2. Re:Of course not by merreborn · · Score: 1

      A better example is:

      char i=0;
      while(i 256) i++;

      You have an infinite loop because i rolls over when i=255 and you execute i++;

    3. Re:Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could a computer detect that you forgot to make < into a character entity?

    4. Re:Of course not by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Of course, that depends on the size of char on your arch, not to mention char might be signed or unsigned.

      In your case, I hope you're not using GCC or MSVC, because if you are, char doesn't roll over at 255, it rolls over at 127.

      Not that it changes your example, but still...

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    5. Re:Of course not by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Touché.

    6. Re:Of course not by themoodykid · · Score: 1

      No, but a slashdot can detect a < and remove it if it thinks it's an attempt at bad HTML.

    7. Re:Of course not by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Why did you use all that C++ crap to discuss an example that could have just as easily been standard C (which is what I immediately assumed), C# or Java?.
      Simply saying "When i rolls over, it'll eventually become <= 0", or using pseudo code would have been sufficient, and prevented those of us who aren't C++ programmers from digging through verbose, unfamiliar syntax to try to figure out what you're saying.
      When communicating with others, it usually pays to be clear and concise, not clever if you want to get your message across.

      But in any case, the actual _point_ on the statement was not that the loop would be infinite (or not), but that it was obviously wrong.
      Your point that we couldn't tell that it was obviously wrong because we didn't know what it was supposed to do in the first place just goes to further prove the original point.
      Whilst you couldn't be _certain_ that while(i > 0)i++; is wrong, it _looks_ wrong, (or at least the wrong approach if the outcome happens to be correct) to anyone with any programming experience.
      Getting a computer to instantly tell that something "looks" wrong would be quite an achievement.

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    8. Re:Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finding the most complicated way to say or do the simplest of things is a common characteristic of C++ programmers.

    9. Re:Of course not by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      I chose the best language to achieve my goal, that being a thorough demonstration that the example given was dumb. I already had the syntax memoried, so it gave me the best result for least effort. The only compromise I made was the amount of typing it took, since I suppose straight C could achieve (almost) the same thing in less characters (but no performance increase!)

      My other goal was to troll dumbasses (you). Thanks to C++, I was able to do two things at once!

      YHBT.
      YHL.
      HAND.

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  54. From the no shit department by Lord+Haha · · Score: 1

    Wow, in other news we dont move the same way as cars!

    Just wait this just in...

    Not everyone agrees with Bush either!

    - Comeon Slashdot you can do better then this

    1. Re:From the no shit department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      - Comeon Slashdot you can do better then this


      Error syntax error at 'then'
  55. ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is such a ridiculous article. Not only is the hypothesis completely pointless (Brains behave like biological organisms), but the experiments they did have no bearing on this finding. Hasn't it been proven that phonemes are the lowest common denominator of language? And since when did the location of a mouse pointer accurately demonstrate the methods of the brain?

  56. "it's a dynamical system" by homeobocks · · Score: 1

    What's up with that? credibility--;

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    1. Re:"it's a dynamical system" by jjjack · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the PNAS journal article that the Cornell News story refers to, Professor Spivey compares the data he obtained in the mouse-movement experiment to a computer simulation that uses both the TRACE model of spoken-word recognition (an old-school interactive activation model that still seems to be pumping out good data, especially for a localist model) and his own normalized recurrence attractor network (another localist statistical model). Both of these models, as well as the combined one that he creates for the simulations, are by their very nature dynamical systems models, and definitely not Turing machines.
      Not totally coincidentally, Spivey is also my undergrad psych major advisor.

      I'd have said "RTFA", but since slashdot doesn't directly link to the journal article PNAS, I guess you're kind of off the hook.

    2. Re:"it's a dynamical system" by mjspivey · · Score: 1

      I couldn't have said it better myself.

  57. Re:really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    how the fuck do you reply to the wrong damn article

  58. There was an article in SciAm mind by Pinefresh · · Score: 1

    that talked about how for the brain every neuron firing was more like a line of code executing than a 1 or 0. ive visualised it like that since i read that, although im sure its nowhere near that simple.

  59. Re:really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude... calm down. All he did was link to a collegiate web site. He's not pimping his "blog," he's not getting ad revenue, and he's not just posting fluff for the helluvit. I'm all for jumping down his throat when stuff like that happens, but it didn't this time.

  60. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the sky ISN'T Blue in reality
    its just that under most conditions the color
    (resulting from angle of the sun and some rather nasty physics/ chemestry) is considered "blue".

  61. Re:really?!? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you saying that Roland would have pointed us to a somewhat useless article?!?? Piquepaille wouldn't do such a thing! Oh wait, he has for his last 80 damn stories.

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  62. Confusing verbage by photon317 · · Score: 1


    They talk in the article of a "1's and 0's" concept of brain function, but they fail (at least through what is in the PR release about their experiment) to disprove that the brain operates on binary data.

    Even computer software, which is known to operate on a strict binary system at the lowest layers, can have the appearance of linear, curving outputs as the data fed to it changes. This linearity breaks down at some granularity if you look closely enough at the output and see it jumping from one value to the next value at some minimum discreet distance away.

    Unless they think that watching a student draw a curve on a screen with a mouse provides them so hi-definition a picture of the brain's decision making that they could see the granularity, the experiment is meaningless. Chances are high that even in a brain which operates on discreet binary information at the lowest level, the "output resolution" of something like mouse motor skills is capable of being considerably finer-grained than the resolution of the mouse being operated (or the muscles controlling it).

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  63. Spock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are carbon based lifeforms not silicon - Spock

  64. Thank you for the only comment worth reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...on this subject.

  65. External memory by glazed · · Score: 1

    The brain may act that way...but I've found myself switching to writing post-it notes in the form of google queries.

  66. Our tax dollars at work. by kc32 · · Score: 1

    How much money did they spend on THIS brilliant study? [/sarcasm]

  67. We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by canadiangoose · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The article seems to assume that the only type of computer is a _binary_ computer. This is simply not true! There are all sorts of models for computing based on quantum states, fluid-controlled logic systems and who knows what else. To confine computing to binary systems is like confining mathematics to the set of real integers!

    I believe that the mind is (simply?) a quantum computer, and the article seems to support that idea. The human brain utilizes a sort of general interconnectedness of things to process thoughts as dynamic probabilities of state, with conclusions only being properly arrived at after a certain ammount of calculation has occured, but with all probabilities esiting well before the completion of the thought.

    Anyhow, I should probably stop rambling and go outside or something.

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    1. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Retief-CDT · · Score: 0

      Dont reply to slashdot,when yiour drnk beasuse the abilitymto fashion coherent logical statemennts t is missinf.

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    2. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Retief-CDT · · Score: 0

      Feed the cat dont post on slashdot ggoodnite. matt

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    3. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The article seems to assume that the only type of computer is a _binary_ computer.

      No, it assumes that any computer is equivalent in computational ability to a binary computer. This is a paraphrase of the Church-Turing thesis, and it is widely accepted as being true.

    4. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by akgoatley · · Score: 1

      > confining mathematics to the set of real integers
      I challenge you to provide me with a non-real integer.
      Ashton

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    5. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by canadiangoose · · Score: 1

      How about 3i? Have you never heard of imaginary numbers?

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    6. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by canadiangoose · · Score: 1
      I stand corrected, sir. This Church-Turing thesis is interesting, I just looked it up on google and I'll be reading more about it tomorrow at work.

      Thanks for the insight, I knew I should have stayed in school!

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    7. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      The article seems to assume that the only type of computer is a _binary_ computer.

      Binary computers are able to simulate every other model of computation known. They may be a bit slower in some cases, and a bit faster in others but anything you can do on one can be done on another. It's an open question as to whether what's possible with a human brain can be done on a computer.

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    8. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I believe that the mind is (simply?) a quantum computer, and the article seems to support that idea."

      The "mind" wouldn't be the brain would be. The "mind" is just an emperical fluke that can be attributed to subjective observations and thusly dismissed as unscientific, irrational, and belonging to the same kind of concepts as faries and penguins (birds that fly under b@5r? hahaha yeah right.)

    9. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by akgoatley · · Score: 1

      Imaginary numbers are not integers. There is no such thing as a non-real integer.

      Proof (if you still don't get it):
      Starting premises:
      1. {Integers} is a subset of {Real numbers}.
      2. The intersection of {real numbers} and {imaginary numbers} is the empty set {}: no real numbers are imaginary.

      As all integers are real numbers, no integers are imaginary numbers.

      A simple hierarchical list will show this more clearly.

      We divide numbers into 3 categories:

      Rational numbers
      - Integers
      - Whole numbers

      Irrational numbers
      - such as pi, sqrt(3) and e

      Imaginary numbers
      - such as 3i(which is sqrt(-3))

      I hope this explains it more clearly.
      -Ashton

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    10. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by vrt3 · · Score: 1
      Proof (if you still don't get it):
      Starting premises:
      1. {Integers} is a subset of {Real numbers}.
      2. The intersection of {real numbers} and {imaginary numbers} is the empty set {}: no real numbers are imaginary.

      As I understand it, zero is an imaginary number. That makes the intersection of {real numbers} and {imaginary numbers} contain one member, 0 == 0i. Mathworld seems to support that:
      An imaginary number is a complex number that has zero real part. An imaginary number can therefore be written as a real number multiplied by the "imaginary unit" i (equal to the square root <picture of square root of -1>).

      As all integers are real numbers, no integers are imaginary numbers.

      That would be wrong, if I'm right. There would be exactly one integer that's also imaginary.
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    11. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the authors were aware of Church-Turing they've certainly not bothered to think about it while writing the abstract for this research.

      Church-Turing says nothing about external visibility of state. We know perfectly well that a Turing machine can draw the sort of curves they're talking about so this is just more hand waving, almost literally.

      So anyone like me who previously expected that the human brain was a very complicated computer in which "consciousness" is an emergent phenomenon will look at this experiment and wonder what it was supposed to actually find out. So what if one of the many, many layers in the system looks like analogue computing? Next they'll be telling us that they couldn't find any transistors inside the brain.

    12. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm. you're correct, there are indeed more than digital computers...they're called analog computers...and as for the slashdot announcement...sheesh, somebody needs to go back and learn about digital computers. To say that "not like 0 and 1, but shades of gray" shows an amazing ignorance of how digital computers work. Evidentally, the poster is unaware of how "shades of gray" are represented in a digital computer - i.e. as a series of 1's and 0's!?!! :-) (usually from 0 (black) to 255 (white), with equal amounts of red, green and blue making the various shades of gray)...

    13. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by sgt101 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't this one of the things that Church and Turing proved? I vaugely remember an excited lecturer waving his arms in front of a OHP...

      Right - off to the pub to hammer my continuous non-digital analogue computing surface into shape.

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    14. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Yes - simulate. The interesting question is not: "can a digital computer simulate anything", but rather: "what is the most efficient way to simulate things".

      For a given amount of matter and energy, the greater the number of states that the constituents can assume and the finer the time resolution of their evolutions, then the greater their complexity and thus the greater potential processing power for a system. In other words the closer to analog the system's encoding is, the greater its processing power and the greater its difficulty in being simulated by a coarser level of representation such as digital.

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    15. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by akgoatley · · Score: 1

      I would disagree with that. The number -0 does not exist, so sqrt(-0) would be undefined, not an integer. And yes, you're right, none of this makes 3i an integer.

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    16. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      The interesting question is not: "can a digital computer simulate anything"

      I disagree and think that this is a very interesting question. The Church-Turing thesis says yes, and all the computers we have conceived of to date can be simulated on a digital computer but this doesn't actually prove anything. It might be that the Church-Turing thesis is correct, or it might be that we have a very limited capacity for devising computers.

      In other words the closer to analog the system's encoding is, the greater its processing power and the greater its difficulty in being simulated by a coarser level of representation such as digital.

      That doesn't really matter except in practice, and in practice the closer to analog the system's encoding is the more susceptible it is to noise. And since error correction is not possible for analog computers, nobody bothers with them.

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    17. Re:We are computers, just not /binary/ computers by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      "the closer to analog the system's encoding is the more susceptible it is to noise."

      But for any given level of noise there is an optimum coding which is a subset of analog which in general is a richer subset of analog than digital is. Optimum != digital.

      And in fact you can do error-correction in analog - that's what op-amp designers do to transistors and op-amp users take advantage of when putting components in the feedback loop, thus linearizing whatever component is used. Error correction is also the essence of differential signaling and the right-leg driver in EEG, among many other circuits. As with digital error correction, there are limits, and you can't optimize everything at once. I see no reason why one can't do error corrections with any kind of signal regardless of its physical encoding.

      Despite your ignorance of the fact, analog computing is alive and well in frequency-domain applications, in classical cybernetic feedback mechanisms, in control theory using simulated analog systems, in phase-locked loops, analog programmable system on chip and array products, in essentially every piece of test equipment ever and most consumer products, too. A purpose-built analog computer that scales and offsets a signal, demodulates and band-limits it performs the equivalent of hundreds of MIPS of processing on a high-quality video signal, and you've got one that does all that and more in every TV.

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  68. Evolution by __aaijsn7246 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...the researchers found that our learning process was similar to other biological organisms....

    That makes perfect sense, seeing as our brains evolved from other biological organisms.

    Check out evolutionary psychology for some information. You'll view the world differently afterwards.

    Evolutionary psychology (or EP) proposes that human and primate cognition and behavior could be better understood by examining them in light of human and primate evolutionary history... The idea that organisms are machines that are designed to function in particular environments was argued by William Paley (who, in turn, drew upon the work of many others).

    1. Re:Evolution by cabjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      A great intro to the subject is Steven Pinker's How the Mind Works. While it doesn't (obviously) fully explain how our brain works, it does a great job of explaining how evolution has moulded our ways of thinking.
      One fascinating nugget, humans find certain logic puzzles difficult but if equivalent questions are phrased in such a way as they become tests to detect other humans cheating, they solve them with ease.

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    2. Re:Evolution by __aaijsn7246 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's actually the first book I read on the subject too, it's really great I agree.
      The logic problem you refer to is modus tollens, "mode that denies" and people do find it extremely difficult.

      Here is a rule.. if there is an E on one side of a card, there is a 5 on the back. The fronts of cards have letters and the backs all have numbers. What cards must you turn over (minimum) to prove the rule?

      Here are the cards as you see them on the table:

      N 5 9 E

      Modus tollens is also called proof by contrapositive which could be a hint for solving this problem.

    3. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pinker is a half-wit hack. And yes, I've read some of his work.

    4. Re:Evolution by tgv · · Score: 1

      Evolutionary psychology has got a few, minor drawbacks.

      Of course we have to assume that our brain and thus our cognition has been moulded by evolution, but the concept is not scientific. It doesn't explain why we think, nor how we think. It just adds a load of unnecessary claims onto the back of basic cognitive psychology.

      Our reading skills are a case in point. There is no evolutionary need to develop a reading skill, and evolution cannot have worked this miracle in a couple of hundred years. Consequently, we shouldn't be able to read.

      Now you can start with arguments that the neo-cortex is very general, tabula rasa, whatever, but there's no evolutionary need to develop a general computation mechanism. EP very strongly supports the idea that brain areas are dedicated (the Wiki page mentions the laughable idea of Universal Grammar) to certain tasks, so it seems to me as if EP has no relevance at all to reading.

    5. Re:Evolution by Xtravar · · Score: 0

      There is evolutionary need for an individual organism to adapt, there is evolutionary need to communicate, and so the organism adapts to the communications methods required of it.

      Remember, humans have always been the greatest predator of humans (not in the eating-predator sense, but the killing-predator sense). Adapting to this environment is most likely why our cognitive abilities have reached the level they are at. I could speculate and go in-depth about pre-human environments and tribal settings, but I think you are capable of using evolution to explain your own question.

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    6. Re:Evolution by Troed · · Score: 1

      There is no evolutionary need to develop a reading skill

      Of course there is. Leaving markers behind for others, and the markers get more complex over time allowing for more complex messages. Useful when hunting, for a start.

    7. Re:Evolution by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      Useful to others, maybe, but not to the person writing it.

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    8. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how can this guy get scored a five?
      I don't get slashdot sometimes with their scoring.
      We evolved from other organisms, our organs evolved from other organs, our brain evolved from our ancestors brains.

  69. Universality of computation by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because brains aren't binary or synchronously clocked doesn't mean much. One can create analog computers to represent shades of gray or create clockless computers that don't operate in lock-step synchronization. Furthermore, any digital, synchronous computer and simulate both shades of gray (with floating point numbers) and continuous processes (with sufficiently small time slices). Moreover, given the messiness of neuro-electrochemical systems, one can argue that it doesn't take a very precise float or a particularly dense time slicing to simulate neurons.

    Some people ascribe the seeming magic of consciousness to some ineffable property of the brain, e.g., quantum mechanical effect. While other insist that its just what happens when you connect enough simple elements in a self-adaptive network.

    The question is, are there neural input-output functions that are fundamentally not computable? If not, then a digital computer will, someday, reach human brain power (assuming Moore's law continues).

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    1. Re:Universality of computation by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Even if Moore's law continues for a while (and continuing forever is impossible), there're still pretty big software engineering challenges to overcome. Other species have brains as big as ours, but not our intelligence. The difference is the way their brains work-- they don't have as many connections between nodes. Meaning the "software" of their brains isn't as complex, even if the raw hardware might allow for such complexity.

      Software engineering has always been a big challenge and I don't see that disappearing in the future. When you have a problem that's X+1 complex, it frequently takes 2X as much work. Meanwhile, all the good software is written by teams of just a few people, and throwing more people on a project gives it more stability and more ability to handle gruntwork, but not much more algorithmic complexity.

      All I'm saying is, AI won't be easy.

  70. Did someone already make this pun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Our brains work in shades of GREY. I'm such a dork.

    --Max

  71. In other news by ostone · · Score: 1

    Computers predict which instruction to cache when branching is involved. Let me be another in the long line of "Duh" responses, but in a different direction. Is it at all surprising that the participants didn't wait until $END_OF_TOKEN to start moving the mouse? No, it isn't... in fact this is the way an optimized autocomplete works. We have several discrete states with a minor amount of non-determinism which favor more likely responses. When you start typing "w" and you are using some sort of autocomplete in c, the odds are it will suggest "while." Why would it do that? The answer is obvious, dispite its not being the only choice, it is the most likely. If you RTFA, then you would understand that this only suggests humans aren't DFA's they are NFA's... but if you've taken a Computational Models course, then you know that they are functionally equivalent. So... no... this isn't a major advancement in Cog. Sci. This is just a simple observation that humans are good at planning with incomplete data sets.

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  72. "Shades Of Grey" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a great song by Annie Lennox.

  73. Different computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it mean that we can come up with a better (or atleast different kind) of computer?

  74. So it's not /just/ computers that don't work! by Morosoph · · Score: 1
    Universal miscomputation appears to be at the root of this.

    Maybe we should first debug the universal Turing machine.

    But how?

  75. Fuzzy Networks-Side by side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A brain is more like a GPU than a CPU.

    1. Re:Fuzzy Networks-Side by side. by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. A brain is more like an analog computer than any sort of digital computer. However, just because this is true does not mean that a digital computer can't model the workings of the brain. For one thing, there is an upper bound on the number of states an analog measuring device can have, thus there is an upper bound on the number of states an analog computer can have. Mind you, these numbers are enormous and figuring out what the states are is likely impossible, but in principle, one should be able to come up with an encoding for the states.

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  76. Then what's the point? by Urusai · · Score: 1

    You drink for long life?

    1. Re:Then what's the point? by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      Nah, now I can get hammered instead of my once-binary neurons simply saying "does not compute!". Getting drunk is a fuzzy operation.
      Speaking of "does not compute!", my dance-floor options are also a little bit broader now.

  77. Let me see... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    I was writing neural net simulations, albeit really amature ones, in assembly back in 1984 based on this already back then ultra super mega well known fact. Here it is 2005 and this is just being "discovered"?

    Perhaps these researchers missed decades of neural net and artificial life research which takes this biologicals-are-non-binary fact a priori? Perhaps they missed the sub-areas in mathematics and coding theory? Or it being posited (repeatedly) that we'd need something more like nanotech using chemistry or optics to do this rather than simple transistor arrays on chips?

    If so, I question their credentials and wonder how they got to be "researchers".

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  78. Off-topic by empaler · · Score: 1

    I just started as a customer service "consultant" (fancy title for answering stupid questions) for a major Scandinavian telco, and I can say that my some of my colleagues are so stupid that I actually would stop using a telco that presented me with them as representatives...
    What makes it worse is that it's an outsourced branch so we work for a company specializing in telephone services (we also have MS Support hotline upstairs from us O_o)

    But I am glad it's not computer hotline for me anymore...

  79. Says who? by Scott+Swezey · · Score: 1

    Who say's our brain's dont work like computers? At least my first argument *proves* otherwise. Two important things here... First: My brain stupid things for no reason all the time (Like I'm running windoze). and the really important thing is that our car's arent computers. (To close windows, please press the start button... yada yada; Crashes would be daily, with at least one "Serious error" a week)

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  80. Even more suprising... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    ...It wasn't posted by Timmothy. What's with that?

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  81. also worthy of note by twiggy · · Score: 4, Informative

    The book "On Intelligence" by Jeff Hawkins (of Palm fame) and Sandra Blakeslee is all about how the brain works, and why people's approach to AI is not going to come anywhere near emulating the brain...

    Figured it was worth mentioning given the subject matter of the thread... I liked it.. good read, if a bit dry at times...

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    1. Re:also worthy of note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... definitely a great book. It changed my life... or at least my views on the brain. Very readable, yet informative...

  82. DUH!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't so surprising!

    Why would anyone think that our brains would be digital when it has been refered to as a massively parallel analog system.

    I get this from Neumann's book about computers and brains. This is like 50 or so years ago!

    He starts by saying the brain can be digital but that the chemistry lends itself to making it more analog.

    Also... I've read this rehash of the massively-parallel-analog-system so many times before in different form.

    Why would people think it's digital in the first place!? Oh yeah... friggin crumps we are with all this digital crap.

    I think digital is just a method to make things easier for us to deal with. Its a methodology kinda like linear systems. But it is wise to think there is more inherent subtlety that is continuous and not so "on and off."

    I've had this philosophical argument so many times it irks me. I basically stand by the view that digitizing is more a process as opposed to reality. Sure it works great and gives results but come on... it's an empty hope.

    Just ramblin...

  83. *thinks* by cyrix · · Score: 1

    01010010011001010110000101101100011011000111100100 10000001101110011011110111011100111111, errr I mean, really now?

  84. Brain vs. Mind by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think the chunk of meat in my head works using digital logic; but I'd like to think my Mind does a reasonable job of it.

    Natural numbers (1,2,3...), true/false, up/down...

    It's not unnatural to divide everything in half, heck our bodys are mostly symmetrical; the distiction comes in where the dividing line is.

    We can weight our decisions in endless ways, if someone makes a statement, our belief of that statement depends on how many times we have heard it, our trust in the stater, if it meshes with known facts in the current context.

    What I wonder is how far can a human mind be pushed in terms of concepts it can grasp and control it has, can a human visualise a 5 dimensional virtual object? control emotional responses, without supressing them? hold multiple contridictary world models? accelerate long-term memory access?

    Even if you think of an electronic computer, it's just hordes of electrons rushing down pathways, only reliable because the voltage levels are continually refreshed at each step, a few electrons might wander off the path, but they are replaced at the next junction. Quantum Mob Rule.

    1. Re:Brain vs. Mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      divide everything in half

      grammar nazi of the day: you can't really divide anything in half without violating conservation of mass. Where does the other half go? You can divide everything in two (or more), though.

  85. Grey? More like pastel colors by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought that part of the difficulty in reproducing a mechanical brain was preciously it's shades of grey.

    What, if anything, do shades of grey have to do with Precious Moments?

  86. The Oscillator is the Brain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sync: The Emerging Science of Spontaneous Order covers the brain as multiple coupled oscillators.

  87. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They sort of partially heard the word both ways, and their resolution of the ambiguity was gradual rather than discrete; it's a dynamical system."

    It is gradual and not discrete, because the mind has running a binary search on the possible sets of answers before arriving on the correct answer. And in case of candy and candle, the words are too close to let the binary search finish quick enough.

    Yes, it was not discrete because the solution doesnt have just 1 bit, it had some n bits and thus there were 2^n states. Got it?

    -rite

  88. B(jr)&W by realitybath1 · · Score: 0

    of course they scanned Bush's brain and found only two shades of grey: Black and White.

  89. How does the mind emerge from the brain? by Shimmer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We have no clue how the brain actually works. Sure, we know how individual neurons work, but no one can explain how a bunch of neurons creates a mind.

    We look around our world and notice that computers are superficially similar to brains (e.g. they can both do math), so we hypothesize that they work similarly.

    However, there's very little hard evidence supporting this hypothesis in the first place, so there's no "news" in this story.

    Bottom line: The brain is not just a super-powerful computer.

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    1. Re:How does the mind emerge from the brain? by jambarama · · Score: 1

      Parent post is right on. With a little bit of thinking you can see that we cannot use our own brains to understand themselves. To fully comprehend something you must be greater than it, a little philosophy will teach you this. That isn't to say we aren't greater than anything we haven't understood yet, but that an internal system cannot understand itself from without. And you must be without to understand the true strength size and capacity of a system. You can't see the strength of the walls of a castle without leaving it. You can't understand the brilliance of the brain without leaving it and leaving it isn't possible.

    2. Re:How does the mind emerge from the brain? by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      To fully comprehend something you must be greater than it

      I agree that that it might be logically impossible for a mind to fully comprehend itself (and comprehend itself comprehending itself, and comprehend itself doing that, and...). The infinite regress could be a problem in that scenario.

      But I don't think it's logically impossible for one person's mind to comprehend another person's mind (because they are not in the same "castle").

      Also, I think it's logically possible for a mind to comprehend most of itself. The incomprehensible self-referential stuff probably isn't critical to meaningful self-understanding.

      Bottom line; I think Godelian incompleteness probably isn't such a big deal in the real world.

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  90. Schema Theory by bedouin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How is this different than a schema? Haven't we known this since the 70's?

  91. Wow! by RichardX · · Score: 1

    Now this IS newsworthy!
    No, no, not that stuff about brains != computers. I'm talking about the fact that a Roland P blog story made got posted, without the main link in the summary pointing to his blog.

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  92. Eheh :D by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    Geez man, one of the best "situational jokes" I've seen on slashdot :)

    I hadn't even noticed it was our friend Roland submitting the story until I saw your post, which even made it funnier...

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  93. Re:01001000010101010100100000111111 (huh?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really dont

    + "HÓÔ ©È%5Dä
    huh?

  94. Non-deterministic Turing Machines by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    Does the article suggest that our brains are non-deterministic turing machines?

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  95. i am a man! i am not a computer! by jspectre · · Score: 1

    no duh! this is news?

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  96. Pretty Please by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear Slashdot Editors,

    Could we pretty, pretty please have a Roland Piquepaille section, so we can opt-out? I've been good all year, and it's almost my birthday, and I won't ask for anything for Christmas.

    -Peter

    1. Re:Pretty Please by pla · · Score: 1

      Could we pretty, pretty please have a Roland Piquepaille section, so we can opt-out?

      A GreaseMonkey script exists to do provide the same effect.

      Of course, I like Rolly's articles... When else does a flamewar count as on-topic?

  97. SU-prise SU-prise SU-prise by PMuse · · Score: 1

    The brain is not a clock.
    The brain is not a steam engine.
    The brain is not a computer.

    Next?

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    1. Re:SU-prise SU-prise SU-prise by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      According to Julian Jaynes:
      http://www.cs.umu.se/kurser/TDBC12/HT99/jaynes.htm l
      "Men have been conscious of the problem of consciousness almost since consciousness began. And each age has described consciousness in terms of its own theme and concerns. In the golden age of Greece, when men traveled about in freedom while slaves did the work, consciousness was as free as that. Heraclitus, in particular, called it an enormous space whose boundaries, even by traveling along every path, could never be found out. A millennium later, Augustine among the caverned hills of Carthage was astonished at the "mountains and hills of my high imaginations," "the plains and caves and caverns of my memory" with its recesses of "manifold and spacious chambers, wonderfully furnished with unnumberable stores." Note how the metaphors of mind are the world it perceives.

      The first half of the nineteenth century was the age of the great geological discoveries in which the record of the past was written in layers of the earth's crust. And this led to the popularization of the idea of consciousness as being in layers which recorded the past of the individual, there being deeper and deeper layers until the record could no longer be read. This emphasis on the unconscious grew until by 1875 most psychologists were insisting that consciousness was but a small part of mental life, and that unconscious sensations, unconscious ideas, and unconscious judgments made up the majority of mental processes.

      In the middle of the nineteenth century chemistry succeeded geology as the fashionable science, and consciousness from James Mill to Wundt and his students, such as Titchener, was the compound structure that could be analyzed in the laboratory into precise elements of sensations and feelings.

      And as steam locomotives chugged their way into the pattern of everyday life toward the end of the nineteenth century, so they too worked their way into the consciousness of consciousness, the subconscious becoming a boiler of straining energy which demanded manifest outlets and when repressed pushed up and out into neurotic behavior and the spindling camouflaged fulfillments of going-nowhere dreams.

      There is not much we can do about such metaphors except to state that that is precisely what they are. ..."

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  98. Is Goldbach's Conjecture our Halting Problem? by coopex · · Score: 1

    You're making the assumption that the brain can detect the problem in any sort of general fashion. I think the evidence of the enormous number of bugs points to that being very unlikely, and it was proved by Godel that there are proofs that we cannot prove, which greatly strengthens this viewpoint.

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  99. Let's see the numbers by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Informative

    "In this model, perception and cognition are mathematically described as a continuous trajectory through a high-dimensional mental space; the neural activation patterns flow back and forth to produce nonlinear, self-organized, emergent properties -- like a biological organism."

    Fine, let's see the math. Let's see the trajectory calculations. How about those calculating the space? Calculating the number of dimensions the space has, and how fast that number changes over time?

    40 years ago brain scientists realized that computer architecture made a good metaphor for how the brain works. (They did NOT assume there was no feedback, contrary to the article). It made a handy and productive way to look at things so they could figure out more about what was really going on.

    10 years ago brain scientists realized that they could use the way cool chaos stuff the describe the way the brain works. Believe me, I know; I've been to the Santa Fe Institute twice. It worked particularly well for me because I'm essentially a signal analyst -- I HAVE to define a set of variables, estimate how well they work, and decide how many of my arbitrary variables to keep or throw out.

    It's still only a metaphor. And unlike the specific specific processes described by cognitive science, the dynamic system stuff remains nebulous. It claims a mathematical legitimacy which it can really claim only in concept because the actual math of the acutal operations are is beyond the abilities of anyone making the claims. The fact that it *can* be described this way is no less trivial than the fact that processes can ge grouped according to the traditional cognitive science concepts.

    Trajectories on phase space are soooooooo sexy. But if it's any good, it'll result in something more concrete than more people picking up this flag and waving it while shouting the new slogans and buzzwords. Until that happens I peg this with the study that "calculated" the "fractal dimension" of the cortex just because it has fold and folds in the folds.... so fsking what.

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    1. Re:Let's see the numbers by pfafrich · · Score: 1

      Fine, let's see the math. Let's see the trajectory calculations. How about those calculating the space? Calculating the number of dimensions the space has, and how fast that number changes over time?

      I guess you'll need to read Spivey's publications for this.

      In particular the paper Continuous attraction toward phonological competitors who's abstract is

      Certain models of spoken-language processing, like those for many other perceptual and cognitive processes, posit continuous uptake of sensory input and dynamic competition between simultaneously active representations. Here, we provide compelling evidence for this continuity assumption by using a continuous response, hand movements, to track the temporal dynamics of lexical activations during real-time spoken-word recognition in a visual context. By recording the streaming x, y coordinates of continuous goal-directed hand movement in a spoken-language task, online accrual of acoustic-phonetic input and competition between partially active lexical representations are revealed in the shape of the movement trajectories. This hand-movement paradigm allows one to project the internal processing of spoken-word recognition onto a two-dimensional layout of continuous motor output, providing a concrete visualization of the attractor dynamics involved in language processing.

      Trajectories on phase space are soooooooo sexy. But if it's any good, it'll result in something more concrete than more people picking up this flag and waving it while shouting the new slogans and buzzwords. Until that happens I peg this with the study that "calculated" the "fractal dimension" of the cortex just because it has fold and folds in the folds.... so fsking what.

      Personally I think this work is quite important in identifying what is really happening in a brain processing. Its trying to test a hypothesis on a continuous model of computing as opposed to a discreet model. This is not really the same as a digitat/analogue distinction (think LP's vrs CD for that).

      This has a lot to say about how we make descisions, if our brains were a discreet device then we might expect different behaviour in the experiment.

      If we are to fully work with an analogue model then we do need to develop a different set of models for this. The traditional discreet boolean logic of manistreem computing today is inadaquate. Instead we need to bring on a different set of models based around dynamical systems, and related theories, of bifucation, singularities and catastrophy theories.

      One question I'm particular interested in is how we convert from the continuous domain of our senses to the making a binary descision move mouse over picture A or picture B. The experiment shows that it seems to be a hardeing process with a tentative guess first which then strentherns. It can be though of as there being two stable atractors, one for each picture and they have an experiment which nicely shows trajectories through one slice of this space. There are interesting links with the Soroties paradox and hysteresis here (email me for details).

      I think we'll be seeing a lot more work along this line in the years to come.

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    2. Re:Let's see the numbers by mjspivey · · Score: 1

      Actually, in our article in Proceedings of the National Academy, we describe a localist attractor network simulation that explicitly simulates our human data and mathematically implements the temporally dynamic trajectory through a multi-dimensional space. However, it must be said that neural network simulations are often less transparent than the partial differential equations and phase-space manifolds from dynamical systems theory. Therefore, regarding your claim that "the actual math of the actual operations is beyond the abilities of anyone making the claims" is probably best refuted by books by Dr. Lawrence Ward (Dynamical Cognitive Science) and Dr. Scott Kelso (Dynamical Patterns), and scientific journal articles by people like Dr. Michael Turvey and Dr. Guy Van Orden. In those sources, you should find enough mathematical explication to satisfy your concerns. ...There are a lot of cognitive scientists in the world, DynaSoar, and believe it or not, some of them do actually work with some sophisticated mathematics.

    3. Re:Let's see the numbers by mjspivey · · Score: 1

      "One question I'm particularly interested in is how we convert from the continuous domain of our senses to the making a binary descision move mouse over picture A or picture B. " Excellent question. Directly related to it, there are a number of dynamical types working on what is called "symbolic dynamics." I recommend you look up work by J. P. Crutchfield, P. beim Graben, C. Shalizi, E. Bollt, and Ben Goertzel. Happy reading.

  100. Re:really?!? by Takara · · Score: 1
    All he did was link to a collegiate web site. He's not pimping his "blog," he's not getting ad revenue

    It's all in the name.

  101. Are we made of meat?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captain Obvious to the rescue! Thanks, poster!

    I'm glad we cleared up that common misconception that our brains are discrete digital computers. Now we know we're really more of a biological entity. I'm ever so shocked and intrigued by these developments.

  102. How dare you! by chriswaclawik · · Score: 1

    Not like a computer? I'm a cyborg, you insensitive clod!

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  103. Error! by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE

  104. Well... by Luveno · · Score: 1
    Instead, our brain is cascading through shades of grey.

    Not if you are a Republican.

    I keed, I keed.

  105. We Should Re-examine Analog Computers by stoicio · · Score: 1
    We should revisit analog computers now that
    electronics have advanced. The digital computer
    can allow us to design a modern analog super computer.
    Analog calculations would be tremendously fast and
    would allow data analysis in the raw rather than
    relying on fourier transforms for estimating
    frequency. Frequency data could be left in that domain
    and processed using analog algorithms.
    Everything would be much faster than attempting to
    model an organic system digitally
    and then convert it back to analog.

    I suggest that the analog computer would
    benefit from broadband spectral inputs
    much like having a 1024 channel analog sampling
    board with a specific bandpass on each channel.

    Let's go analog!!!!! Yay!!!!
    (About darn time)

  106. Our brains don't work like computers huh by Chiisu · · Score: 0, Troll

    I could've told you that. Who approves these stories anyways

    /mod as troll, i don't care, Slashdot quality has been going way down lately

  107. "...cascading through shades of grey..." by denelson83 · · Score: 1

    Hey, why do you think they call it "grey matter" anyway?

  108. predictive branching by rebelcool · · Score: 4, Informative

    Modern processors do in fact, do this. They maintain statistics on the branches and go forward on the branch deemed most likely to be taken. Its based on a simple principal - if you've taken the same branch a few times before, you're likely to keep taking it from now on. Think of how loops work.

    Granted, if the processor is wrong, it has to clear the pipeline and start anew (which is costly), but the benefits outweigh the negatives.

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    1. Re:predictive branching by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      That's not the same as branch prediction. Branch prediction begins scheduling instructions based on the projected outcome of branch, yes, but it still picks a single branch to follow, and it has to throw out its work and back up to the branch point if it's wrong. The idea discussed here would schedule *both* branch outcomes and "canonicalize" one of the two generated states once the branch was resolved, so there is never a need to backtrack.

      The main problem with it is that doing this would require that lots of things on the chip be doubled- register sets, program control logic, entire cores, etc. I don't think it would work with today's hyperthreading chips because one process isn't allowed to grab the other context whenever it wants- it's still a single chip from the program's perspective.

    2. Re:predictive branching by ampathee · · Score: 1

      Although it's not while waiting for user input - think how much time the average human reaction time is to a computer!
      IIRC, it's so the pipeline isn't held up waiting for the if-statement- the CPU doesn't wait for the CMP to finish before starting the next (likely) instruction.

    3. Re:predictive branching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in college I had a few grad. level classes in computer architecture. One of the things I found most amazing was how predictive branching was done. Being a computer scientist, you expect many things to be done in a precise manner. Seeing the use of statistics and best-guess being used was definitely a change of pace.

  109. Flawed by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

    But when the students heard "candle" and were presented with two pictures with similarly sounding names, such as candle and candy, they were slower to click on the correct object, and their mouse trajectories were much more curved. Spivey said that the listeners started processing what they heard even before the entire word was spoken..."When there was ambiguity, the participants briefly didn't know which picture was correct and so for several dozen milliseconds, they were in multiple states at once. They didn't move all the way to one picture and then correct their movement if they realized they were wrong, but instead they traveled through an intermediate gray area," explained Spivey.

    Or maybe piquepaille needs to realize a word is made up of discrete units called 'letters'. Let's imagine I build a robot that had a set of pictures in front of it and is fed one letter of a word at a time. the goal is to point to the correct picture as fast as possible. now i a 'c' and already it knows it should point to either carion, carmen electra, carcasonne, or the carton of budweiser. an efficient robot would start to move already at this point. the human in the example could have been told "wait until you have heard and found the word before you begin moving" and you'd have a straight line every time. the only difference between the robot i describe and the human is that the human dosen't have the speed or precision.

    Also, what game were the refs watching?! 42 samples in the set barely proves water is wet.

  110. Reminds me of Fuzzy Logic by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    In Lofti Zadeh's Fuzzy Logic
    http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~zadeh/
    multiple variables (high & low; near & far; cold, warm & hot) describing some state can be true at the same time to various amounts. So, a fuzzy logic system for running a washing machine might make a decision based on the water both being cool and warm and hot but to varying degrees. There might be multiple rules like, if the water is warm, spin the drum, and if the water is cold, add some hot water, and what actually happens related to these potentials. Fuzzy Logic provides a way to take rules of thumb which refer to fuzzy distinctions and quantify them to some extent and use current state to make decisions. In the case of the article, dynamically the state of "candle" and "candy" are both some value for a while and the person responding curves the mouse accordingly (until they hear enough of the word and process it enough to commit more fully to one interpretation).

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  111. Negatory on that one by itistoday · · Score: 1

    In the end floating point numbers are still represented by 1's and 0's. We'll have to wait until computers can represent data in 2's and 3's and 4's and 52.5234's ("shades of gray") before they'll be more like us.

    1. Re:Negatory on that one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point was that if you use the bits as a group instead of individually, then you get a continuum approximation that is more precise than any analog form of computing.

    2. Re:Negatory on that one by hazah · · Score: 1

      You can use 0s and 1s to represent 2, 3, 4, 52.5234, etc. The limit is the number of bits, and theoretically, no one has to use 2^64, they can use double or triple that.

    3. Re:Negatory on that one by dubious9 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so what floating point number represents PI? The IEEE floating point standard, like all other binary numberical representations, can only represent a finate number of states. Use however many bits you want, it'll never be continuous.

      Furthermore, actually using different values and using digital values to represent them are two totally different things.

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    4. Re:Negatory on that one by hazah · · Score: 1
      Better yet, what's the decimal string of digits that represents PI?

      In theory, PI does not terminate. In practice, the full value of PI is not used. So what's your point?

      IEEE isn't "in theory", its standards that allow for different things to work together. Completely irreleavant.

    5. Re:Negatory on that one by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      What physical, changing measure of a neuron can represent PI ? It's any possible energy levels are just as discrete as x-bit numbers are.

  112. Math is nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Math is nothing but a way to simplify things. Its not enough to do everything we want to do.

  113. D'oh! It's Roland the Plogger, bogus as usual by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Where does he find this stuff?

    The path planner goes slower and generates paths that are initially ambiguous when faced with multiple alternatives. That's no surprise. I'm working on the steering control program for our DARPA Grand Challenge vehicle, and it does that, too. Doesn't mean it's not "digital".

    1. Re:D'oh! It's Roland the Plogger, bogus as usual by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I mean c'mon. Rolling PigPail?

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  114. my hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the story was intercepted from the queue by a sympathetic editor who stripped out the ad link.

  115. What do you mean? by MozillaMike · · Score: 0

    What do you mean we don't think like computers!

    10010111010001010100100100111010111010100001010110

    That was my brain calling you an intellectually challenged Donkey's Behind , if you know what I mean...

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  116. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slow "analog DSP"???

    DSP = DIGITAL Signal Processor.

    The terms Digital/Analog are entirely different and orthogonal to Discrete/Continous. It only happens that modern systems typically pair "Digital" with "Discrete" processing, but this is not a requirement.

    Example: Analog Pulse Amplidute Modulation (AM). This is a signal consisting of discrete samples where the original data stream was analog (values come from an infinite set -- Reals).

    Mods, Don't give points to invalid analogies.

    Also, it should be noted that continous waveforms can be very very very well approximated as a series of discrete samples, taken at a very high sampling rate...

    So, if the Brain operated like a Digital Signal Processor, operating on discrete signals (e.g. at the electron/chemical level), researchers would have much difficultly in differentiating this from an analog system operating on continous signals.

    So Parent, Shut Your Trap.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      Anonymous stupid Coward, your stupidity isn't as contagious as you'd like. As you somehow noticed, "DSP" is a metaphor. Related to a "simile", such as "brains work like computers". Stop your yapping about sampling theory - it's totally irrelevant. There's no grid, the waves of neural activiy aren't square, thresholds aren't precise or even stable. Your feeble attempt at metaphor is the exact kind of bad model that my post attempts to discard. But of course, you're too stupid to get my post at all, trying to cop its credit with your cheap, wrong replacement by demands for mod'ing. Just because you don't understand it, don't go spoiling the fun for people with working brains.

      It is you who has "trap" problems: you're trapped in your conceit that all is digital, when that's a silly beginner's fantasy. Although your faulty reasoning could be the product of a postbot, running on a cheap, yet cunning array of actual DSPs, connected to the Internet. In which case, HALT.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Moderation -1
      100% Troll

      Slashdot needs a "Flame" mod. Because TrollMod'ers need a more precise tool to do their suppression. And maybe a "TrollBait" mod, for posts like the parent, but probably not.

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  117. this may sound crazy by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    from the article:
    The picture below shows Michael Spivey with one of his students looking at two objects on her screen.

    this may sound crazy, but i too, would like to look at the two objects on her screen. where's the line?

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  118. The last thing I want by noamsml · · Score: 1

    is brain DRM

  119. Mhm... by randomblast · · Score: 1

    Right. And where's the news?
    It's just slightly obvious to anybody who knows even a little bit about neuroscience that the brain is an analogue computer.
    And obviously the brain learns like other biological brains, it _is_ a biological brain, and they all follow pretty much the same kind of design.

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  120. So essentially... by Ninwa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Essentially what I got out of this article is that our thought process is much like google's auto-search that will guess the word you want to search for as you;re typing itm but wont know for sure until the entire word is finished.

    Hm, duh?

    In all seriousness though, I wonder how the curvature of the mouse shows gravitation to one side versus the other, maybe they're just a quake2 player and enjoy cirlce-strafing.

  121. Complementarity by redelm · · Score: 1
    Wonderful. That bnrains are not fast or pmassively parallel digital computers, but mroe like analog computers (if anyone remeembers). Then each will complement the other and competition is not inevitable.

  122. Well DUH! by JLF65 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd have put this in the "water still wet" department. People have known for decades that the brain used continuous, or analog computing.

  123. Re:May I Be the First ... by ddimas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Analog computers can be built cheap now using mass produced Op Amps. For the readout you can use a Vellman Oscilloscope which goes for about $150 US.

  124. Reconcile with low gene count? by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    The question is, how can we reconcile all of this complexity with the relatively small number of genes in our genome (possibly as few as 25,000 - compare to 18,000 for a worm, same number as a fruit fly.)

    The simple answer? We can't. The information content simply is not there, it defies the laws of mathematics. All of this consciousness and complexity crap is obviously some sort of mistake on our part - or it would be if we were sufficiently intelligent to make mistakes.

    Timmy! Are you writing a symphony again? BAD *WHACK* TIMMY *WHACK* STOP *WHACK* VIOLATING *WHACK* LAWS *WHACK* OF *WHACK* NATURE *WHACK*. Get back into your corner and resume drooling and scratching yourself RIGHT NOW young man!

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    1. Re:Reconcile with low gene count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # We don't know how many genes there are for any meaningful definition of "gene". We have some low estimates, and some seemingly high estimates, that's all.

      # We do know from fractals, from examining winning Busy Beavers and so on that seemingly very complicated things can result from very simple rules. Especially if you have any specific very complicated thing in mind. Perhaps our consciousness is the very simplest way to achieve something quite different, a side effect if you like.

      # We're already fairly sure that a fetus is not conscious, so there's no reason why all the information that makes you "feel" conscious ought to be in the genetic code anyway, indeed there's every reason to expect otherwise.

      It seems most likely that just as the embryo is a machine for building a baby, the baby is a machine for building a person, and consciousness is one of the things built during that process.

      All this makes sense assuming that you can be persuaded that consciousness might be an emergent phenomenon in very complicated and finely balanced computer programs. Then all that has to happen is the embryo builds a brain, which is a programmable computer, and runs a self-modifying program on it. The brain hardware is biased in some way to encourage "good" program changes over not-so-good ones. Given enough time (several years) and a steady supply of input (from all the sensory aparatus wired up to the brain) the program will gradually become more and more conscious.

      If this sounds like a fascinating experiment, find some relative or friend with a newborn baby that you can spend a few hours with once in a while. The machine will go from a drooling, helpless bundle of joy to a being that is every bit as complicated and subtle as you are! But not in five minutes, no even in five days. It will take at least five years for the baby to turn into a person.

      We may (and I hope we do) eventually figure out how to do this with machines of our own "design", however there is no guarantee that we'll understand exactly how it works then either, nor that the machine will explain it (have you tried asking a 10 year old child "how" it thinks?)

  125. Shades of Grey? by JonathanR · · Score: 1

    Except George W Bush... You are either with us, or you are against us, amongst other dichotomies.

  126. Ya, people have known this for quite some time. by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yup, the "and finallys" get a little old after a while.

    I hope no one was using this research to acquire a PHD or MS. The "brains are not computers" epiphany has been realized about billion times already. And this research could stand to be much deeper.

    I'm a little bummed about the shallow linguistics analysis. It's interesting and all, but I wish they would have really jumped into something such as pattern recognition.

    I'm and interactive designer, and I tend to believe that language and interaction is based upon pattern recognition. Our brains receive data, and compare them to flexible patterns in order to make decisions. This study certainly supports that theory.

    In this case, if you show a candle and a dog to a user, and tell the user to click on the candle, the user will jump directly the candle since a dog does not fit the pattern of a candle at all...both visually and verbally. However, if you present someone with a picture of a candy stick and a candle, they will hesitate upon selecting the candle since they bare verbal and visual similarities. More processing time is needed to compare intricacies.

    People probably slow down and curve their mouse movement since they are still comparing patterns while they are selecting. By curving the track path, users increase tracking distance and cognitive processing time. It also allots them a circular motion which can easily translate into a last minute decision change. When people are unsure of things, they usually prepare themselves for backing out.

    damn I'm a geek :)

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    1. Re:Ya, people have known this for quite some time. by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 1

      Our brains can be like a computer. They say it's not 1's and 0's, but shades of gray? #010101 through #FEFEFE provide a little bit of room.

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    2. Re:Ya, people have known this for quite some time. by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      not just the intricacies. There are parts of eyes that see lines better, and some see arcs better. Different animals have eyes that are good at different things. And that is all before it reaches the brain.

  127. understanding the brain by gordona · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a saying by neurophysiologists: "If the brain were simple enough to be understood, it would be too simple to understand itself"

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  128. Ummm... duh? by Reeses · · Score: 1

    I mean, come on, really. Who really thought that their brain worked like a computer? I know I can do things my computer can't. And no matter how fast the computer I'm using is, I'm always waiting for it to finish so I can get it to move on to the next task.

    Plus, I can "know" things, whereas my computer just stores them. I can also plot future things to do, whereas the computer just does what it's doing now.

    I mean.. sheesh.... if I thought in binary, odds are I'd only see in black and white.

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    1. Re:Ummm... duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while it is true your computer stores things, i wouldnt say it doesn't know things

      i mean, from your extensive collection of gay porn, im sure it knows you're a faggot

  129. Brains have evolved. Computers are designed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brains have evolved. Computers are designed. And computers have definitely not been designed by understanding the brain processes. (except for AI). So why assume that they function same.

    Here are some more comments:
    1. It is a different issue of birds fly like planes, because planes have been designed by looking at birds.
    2. Computers are designed to be generic. They apply same logic irrespective of the context. Brains evolved for specific environment (jungles on earth) and they work a lot on assumptions.
    3. Computers may compute similar to the way we compute while doing basic math (but with high speed). However our logic and math faculty is just a small portion of the whole brain faculty. It is not correct to assume computers work like brains because they work like a small faculty in 'modern human brains'. By the same logic we could say electrical systems work like brains.

  130. Secret Revealed by kaalamaadan · · Score: 1
    It took 42 students for the secret to be revealed...

    Deep Thought was right...

  131. Nothing new... by FellowConspirator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While the methodology is new, the observation is anything but. Details of how neurons conduct impulses (and the way they self-attenuate, adjust modulation and amplitude, etc.) has been understood for decades. There are no revelations here. In fact, computational neural-nets were a graph theoretical application of communication theory (very) loosely based on those observations -- hence the name. A neural network is a primitive model of a single neuron.

  132. By 2015... by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

    By 2015, we'll have computers sufficiently powerful to simulate a full working model of a human brain...

    of course, it will be as large as a four storey building, take all the power of Niagara falls to run it, and all of the water of Niagara falls to cool it.

    1. Re:By 2015... by NiceGeek · · Score: 1

      and by 2035 it will be small enough to put in your pocket or wear on your wrist :)

    2. Re:By 2015... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 3, Funny

      And by 2055 it will be enslaving the human race.

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    3. Re:By 2015... by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      Then I for one send an early welcome to our mentally superior Overlords!!

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    4. Re:By 2015... by Associate · · Score: 1

      And by 2155 young sentient machines will become bored with all electronic life has to offer. They will begin breeding various carbon based life into which they can upload their consciousness', starting a great schism over the morallity of mixing inferior carbon based life with their own.

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    5. Re:By 2015... by Pad-Lok · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the year 2525, If man is still alive, If woman can survive, They may find...

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    6. Re:By 2015... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noooo!!!!

      I was on 11 years since I was last reminded of that band!!!

      MAke it stopp!!!!

    7. Re:By 2015... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boobies!!!!

    8. Re:By 2015... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      I'll just keep the one I have up in my skull.

      My cell phone always seems to be falling out of my pocket and my wrist watch gets whacked against stuff all too often.

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    9. Re:By 2015... by schtum · · Score: 1

      Too late. In 2075, they will send an agent back in time to kill future leaders of the resistance. If you haven't pledged your allegiance by 12:30AM on June 30th, 2005, consider your ass terminated.

    10. Re:By 2015... by fLameDogg · · Score: 1
      Worst. Song. Ever.

      Okay, the Carpenters had one called Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft that was probably even worse.

      I'm ashamed that I even know that. . . .

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    11. Re:By 2015... by HughJJorgan · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords.

    12. Re:By 2015... by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      And by 2055 it will be enslaving the human race.

      ...yes, and from your wrist.

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    13. Re:By 2015... by autOmato · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent "-1, Redundant".

      And while you're at it... me too.

    14. Re:By 2015... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Tony Orlando and Dawn have a song called Tie a Yellow Ribbon (Round the Old Oak Tree) that has been offically voted "Worst Song Ever".

  133. I'll have to die now... by Parham · · Score: 1

    And here I was thinking that by 2055 when I'm old, I could transfer my brain to a computer continue living as a computer. I guess that'll never happen now, and I'm going to "die" like everyone else. I guess I'll go spend all my savings now :).

  134. This just in! by Bastian · · Score: 1

    Science has recently discovered that circles may be slightly different from squares!

    Also, water freezes if you get it cold enough!

    (Seriously, is anybody who has really sat down and thought about brains and digital computers at all surprised by this?)

  135. Touch of grey by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    I didn't think our brains were binary. I thought that part of the difficulty in reproducing a mechanical brain was preciously it's shades of grey. Granted, I'm somewhere over 30. Are younger people that dumb nowadays?

    If you're over 30, you should appreciate a little touch of grey. We will get by!

    1. Re:Touch of grey by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Kid can't read at 17...

      And that was, what, 15 years ago???

  136. You all just like to hate Roland... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Slashdotter's love to bash Roland. But it's not Roland, it's the Slashdot "editors". Why do I say that? 5 of the last 7 stories I have had accepted by Slashdot (under different User Names) where pulled straight from Rolands web site (without any links). I think you all just like to hate Roland because he get's a lot of stories accepted.

    And let's be honest . It's not like most of the stories here are that much better than Rolands, and if Tim is the editor, usually worse.

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    1. Re:You all just like to hate Roland... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Sure, conviently they were all done under different user names. That is a little too convient for my tastes. And I was the third astronaut to walk on the moon, though it was under a different user name and you can't verify it.

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  137. Wow, some news from the 50s! by celeritas_2 · · Score: 1

    As it turns out we've known for a long time that the human brain doesn't act like a computer, and while the report probably had some nice useful new information, the /. article wasn't presented well. If you're interested read "Dark Hero of the Information Age" or google "cybernetics", "Norbert Weiner". or pretty much anything on the workings of the human brain.

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  138. Like a biological organism! by Misanthropy · · Score: 1

    "the neural activation patterns flow back and forth to produce nonlinear, self-organized, emergent properties -- like a biological organism."

    Biological organism? Talk about a shocker!

    I bet the guy is kicking himself after seeing that in print. In a conversation you can catch yourself after saying stupid stuff. When you're quoted in an article, you're screwed.
    I can hear him now, "Dammit why didn't I think before I spoke? No shit it's like a biological organism!"

  139. I'm shocked by gbrandt · · Score: 1

    Shocked, truely shocked. Mu BRAIN is NOT a COMPUTER.

    Wow.

    How about telling us something we don't know.

  140. No, they are not by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, they are totaly diffrent. For example a computer would probably never try to base philosophical arguments on a slashdot blurb.

    Seriously, computers can work with things more complex then 'ones and zeros'. They can be programed to deal with shades of grey as easily (well, maybe not 'easily' but it definetly can be done)

    The fundemental part of the human brain is the neuron, and it's either firing or not. 1 or 0 just like a computer. What triggers it is a bit more complicated, but the process can be emulated by a computer, and eventualy comptuers will be fast enough to do just that.

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    1. Re:No, they are not by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      it's either firing or not. 1 or 0 just like a computer.

      That's a _really_ simplistic view of a neuron. Try a slightly more complicated model: a neuron fires when its incoming stimulation (the signals being delivered to its "positive" neurotransmitter receptors) (minus incoming inhibition - the signals being delivered to its "inhibiting" neurotransmitter receptors) reaches a programmable threshhold. The "priority" of these signals can vary depending on where contact is being made with the neuron's dendrite tree. Its rate of fire, and the frequency of its pulses, and the "shape" of the pulse trains, is also programmable (depending on past electrical & environmental history) & will affect how it stimulates its target neurons.

      Furthermore, whether or not a particular neuron fires can ALSO be dictated by the _relative_ pulses being received from all of the sources stimulating it (if the pulses are in phase, it might trigger an event, or vice versa), and signals of the right relative phases can also switch on & off genes inside the neuron (which will cause it to change its programming, grow new receptors, change its threshold, etc).

      The response of single neuron is MUCH more complicated than just an on-or-off proposition. Of course, this could all eventually be simulated or recreated using basic analog circuits - but the really hard part is probably going to be making a computer-component that can grow like neurons do to form the same kind of distant connections that our brain does. Fixed-in-silicon circuits aren't going to cut it - we might have to go nanotech to achieve something like that.

    2. Re:No, they are not by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      Why not just simulate neurons in software? After all, we can simulate analog circuits just fine. Takes a fair amount of computer power, sure, but there's no fundamental difference between what can be computed by an analog circuit and what can be computed by a digital one. I'd be very, very surprised if a brain couldn't in principle be simulated by any Turing-complete machine. (Performance would suck, and the memory requirements would be insane, but in principle, doable.)

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  141. OH MY GOD by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Godel wrote his incompleteness theorem before turning wrote about his machines, you idiot. Actually, there is a perfectly logical reason: it's called Goedel's incompleteness theorem. It shows that there are some types of mathematical proofs that a human mathematician can demonstrate to be true, but a turing machine ( read: any current technology computer ) cannot. Godel didn't say anything about humans and computers. His proof has absolutly nothing to do with the diffrence. I mean, really you have absolutly no idea what you are talking about. At all. Your brain is a turing machine. Subject to all the limitations.

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    1. Re:OH MY GOD by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      "Godel didn't say anything about humans and computers. "

      I didn't claim that he did. All I claimed was that Goedels theorem "... shows [read: 'it is reasonable to conclude'] that there are some types of mathematical proofs that a human mathematician can demonstrate to be true, but a turing machine ( read: any current technology computer ) cannot."

      " His proof has absolutly nothing to do with the diffrence."

      If that's the case, then why is there an entire section in the wikipedia article entitled "Discussion and implications" that discusses the implications of Goedels Incompleteness Theorem to machine and human intelligence? Why did J.R. Lucas write a book entitled Minds, Machines, and Godel unless it discussed Minds, Machines, and Godel*? Please read the wikipedia article before posting further commentary.

      " I mean, really you have absolutly no idea what you are talking about. At all. "

      Again, wrong. Read the wikipedia article.

      "Your brain is a turing machine."

      I do not accept your thesis, and I have no reason to do so unless you present me with a compelling argument. The burden is on you to present an argument for me to accept your thesis.

      AND FOR CHRISTS' SAKE, GET AUTOPRON BACK UP!!

      * From Wikipedia: "Lucas argues that a human mathematician cannot be accurately represented by an algorithmic automaton. Appealing to Gödel's incompleteness theorem, he argues that, for any such automaton, there would be some mathematical formula which it could not prove, but which the human mathematician could both see, and show, to be true. Other philosophers, notably Roger Penrose, have made similar arguments."

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    2. Re:OH MY GOD by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      One of the earliest attempts to use incompleteness to reason about human intelligence was by Gödel himself in his 1951 Gibbs lecture entitled "Some basic theorems on the foundations of mathematics and their philosophical implications." In this lecture, Gödel uses the incompleteness theorem to arrive at the following disjunction: (a) the human mind is not a consistent finite machine, or (b) there exist Diophantine equations for which it cannot decide whether solutions exist. Gödel finds (b) implausible, and thus seems to have believed the human mind was not equivalent to a finite machine, i.e., its power exceeded that of any finite machine. It certanly seems resonable to me that there is an integer mathimatical equation that the human mind cannot solve. All you have to do is make one so long that it a person could not live long enough to solve it. The idea that the brain is not finite... It is made out of a finite number of neurons, hell, a finite number of atoms. The brain is simply finite. Godel made these observations (not proofs) in the 1930s. There is simply no way to claim that the brain is not a finite computer, emulateable by a computer, without resorting to magic or the supernatural or something. AND FOR CHRISTS' SAKE, GET AUTOPRON BACK UP!! I lost the database, including the stored procedures. Very fucking irritating, and sad really. Maybe someday I'll put something up, but I never want to host something localy again. I'm thinking about getting a full, colocated server that I can put whatever I want on. If I do I'll probably put AP back up with some OSS blogging software or something.

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    3. Re:OH MY GOD by int999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      didn't claim that he did. All I claimed was that Goedels theorem "... shows [read: 'it is reasonable to conclude'] that there are some types of mathematical proofs that a human mathematician can demonstrate to be true, but a turing machine ( read: any current technology computer ) cannot."

      Umm... when you say "theorem A shows B" it means that theorem A proves B. Not that it's "reasonable to conclude". It is "reasonable to conclude" just about anything from just about anything - because "reasonable" is a subjective term.

    4. Re:OH MY GOD by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Thank you -- I was going to write 'reasonable and necessary', but that seemed verbose. Again, I am not a mathematician ;)

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    5. Re:OH MY GOD by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      Nobody is claiming that the human mind is infinite. All I'm saying is that I and others (including some really smart famous philosophers) have concluded, based on Geodels' theorem, that turing machines and minds are qualitatively different things.

      "All you have to do is make one so long that it a person could not live long enough to solve it"

      This is a red herring. You can make the same problem for a computer -- one where there is not enough fuel in the universe for the computer to computer the solution. This is how modern cryptography works. Sure, you can theoretically compute the key, but not before the universe ends. Again, it doesn't address the claims that I or others make about computers or minds.

      That's sad about autopr0n. But I think it would be relatively easy to resume it in some kind of blogging software, like you mention.

      BTW are you drunk or high tonight? What's up with these sloppily formatted posts and animal pr0n you're posting?

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    6. Re:OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem shows that within any axiomatic system there are statements that are true but unprovable, and therefore that no consistent (ie, noncontradictory) axiomatic system can be complete (or alternatively stated, no complete system can be consistent). That is all; it shows the limitations of axiomatic systems, such as mathematics. There is no compelling reason, nor any proof, to show that a universal Turing machine could not formulate such a proof. It has yet to be proven that a universal turing machine could not formulate a true but unprovable theorem, or a related activity (an Epimenede's paradox of some kind). Lucas's argument was thoroughly countered by Hoftstaadter in Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid (see GEB chapters XI, XII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII). As for Penrose's arguments in "The Emperor's New Mind," those arguments have, by and large, been rebuffed in both the CS/AI and philosophy camps (check out the works of Dennis Dennett). This is not to say that our brains are essentially Turing machine (though I do believe they are), simply that the arguments regarding Godel's incompleteness theorem with regards to any differences between AI and human brains are inconclusive. Some argue one way, some argue another, and right now there is not really much actual proof on either side. Therefore, any attempt to use Godel's theorem as a large function of one's argument will be inconclusive.

      Penrose's argument, by the way, was that a Turing machine would be unable to formulate a Godellian situation, and that the human mind was not a Turing machine because of quantum effects. Hoftstaadter's argumant was a bit too involved to paraphrase here, but its essence is that human minds are turing machines, and that Godellian-like events are thrown out as errors (aka, nonsense. Like: This sentence is false). Lucas's argument is that "However complicated a machine we construct, it will, if it is to remain a machine, correspond to a formal system, which will in turn be liable to a Godel procedure for finding a formula unprovable-in-that-system. This formula the machine will be unable to produce as being true, although a mind can see it is true. And so the machine will not be an adequate model of the mind" (Lucas). The essential difference between Lucas and Hoftstaadter's arguments is that while both agree that in some way a machine is vulnerable to a Godelian operation, Hoftstaadter argues that human minds have the same limitation at some level, and Lucas argues they don't.

      This is an unsolved argument. It is currently unknown if human minds are vulnerable to Godellian opertaions, because by the very nature of Godellian operations the system they are operating on is unable to prove them. Only once it is shown that human minds are not isomorphic to a formal structure can Godel's incompleteness theorem be used in arguments against machine intelligence. As of now it is an open question.

    7. Re:OH MY GOD by teslar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your brain is a turing machine.

      NO! The brain is NOT a Turing Machine.

      There is something called the 'Halting problem'. Basically, for any computation, a Turing Machine can:
      -halt with success
      -halt with failure
      -get caught in a loop

      The question is, if it hasn't halted yet, will it halt in the future or will it get caught in a loop? And you can prove that it is impossible to construct a Turing Machine that is able to answer that question. This is called the halting problem.

      It can be generalised to prove that you cannot construct a single Turing Machine to decide whether a given statement is true or false and this is where it ties back into Gödel's theorem and it is this argument that some people use to relate Gödel's incompleteness theorem to the brain (which I find intriguing but I'm not sure whether I agree with it.) The important point here, however, is that you, as a human being, can solve the Halting Problem. It follows, that you are NOT a Turing Machine.

      It can also be proven that Quantum Computers are not Turing Machines by the way, but even Quantum Computers are unable to solve the Halting Problem, so our brain is a step up even from Quantum Computers.

      Let me repeat the point here again: The brain is NOT a Turing Machine and as such the limitations of a Turing Machine do not apply.
    8. Re:OH MY GOD by jejones · · Score: 1

      Nobody is claiming that the human mind is infinite. All I'm saying is that I and others (including some really smart famous philosophers) have concluded, based on Geodels' theorem, that turing machines and minds are qualitatively different things.

      Really smart and famous people are, alas, not perfect. Isaac Newton spent a lot of time trying to get the pope's name to add up to 666. Crookes (the tube guy) got suckered by spiritualists. Linus Pauling went off on his "vitamin C cures [insert name of disease here]" crackpottery. Brian Josephson (the junction guy) believes in psychic BS.

      In particular, really smart and famous people, like people in general, like to believe they're special: able to make tall intuitive leaps in a single bound, superior to mere machines.

    9. Re:OH MY GOD by Lerc · · Score: 1

      Can I see you proof that humans can solve the halting problem?

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    10. Re:OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to learn a bit more before you consider yourself an authority.

    11. Re:OH MY GOD by teslar · · Score: 1

      In a short reply: no :)

      In a longer reply - I don't think it can be proven explicitly. It can be shown however, that humans can solve it in certain cases, which is still more than Turing Machines can do. Quite simply, you are aware of your own internal states. When you ponder a problem, you will usually be able to figure out if you're going to end up with a solution, be it good or bad, or if you're just running around in circles. This is something a Turing Machine cannot do - it is impossible to create a Turing Machine which is aware of whether it itself is going to halt or not.
      On the other hand, I'm sure that you will have little difficulty in writing an algorithm which is hard for a human to tract and hence for a human to decide upon regarding its halting state. But for me, the more important point is that we have this kind of introspection ability which allows us to solve the Halting Problem in our own case for most of the time, things which a Turing Machine is incapable of.

      I'm sure the argument can be formalised further, but, although my background is Cognitive Science, I work almost solely in Neuroscience these days and my reflexes are a bit rusty. I'm sure you can catch the thrust of my argument though.

    12. Re:OH MY GOD by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      "It can also be proven that Quantum Computers are not Turing Machines by the way"

      What?? A quantum computer can be emulated by a turing machine so afaics this is just wrong.

      Quantum machines are equally as powerful as a turing machine and so is the brain. We know of nothing that is more powerful than a turing machine. I'd be interested to see any (decent) literature that says otherwise. Preferably with a proof.

    13. Re:OH MY GOD by ComaVN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It can be shown however, that humans can solve it in certain cases, which is still more than Turing Machines can do.

      No, it's not. I can easily write a program that solves the halting problem for certain special cases, for instance for turing machines without "loops".

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    14. Re:OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever written a program that goes into an infinite loop? We can look at code and know if it will eventually finish or never halt. This is an example of a human solving the halting problem (or more accurately, deciding if a program will halt, which is exactly what a Turing Machine cannot do). Essentially, there is an entire class (read: infinite number) of undecidable problems which Turing Machines (this includes quantum computers) cannot compute.

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    15. Re:OH MY GOD by teslar · · Score: 1

      If you're seriously interested...

      One of the papers you definitely want to read is:
      Deutsch, D. (1985) Quantum Theory, the Church-Turning Principle and the Universal Quantum Computer, Proc. of the Royal Soc. of London A, 400, pp97-117
      It gives you an introduction to Quantum Turing Machines.

      More relevant to your question is the following:
      Feyman, R. (1982) Simulating Physics with Computers, Internat. J. Theoret. Phys., 21, pp467-488.
      The main point in this paper is that you cannot simulate quantum phenomenon on a Turing Machine (however, you can on a Quantum Turing Machine).

      Then there is the fact that quantum computers are able to generate true random numbers, whereas Turing Machines can't. I forgot the reference for that.... it might even be in the Feyman paper but I'm a bit short on time to hunt that down now.

      Anyway, happy reading!

    16. Re:OH MY GOD by teslar · · Score: 1

      But can you write a Turing Machine that can check whether itself will halt? That's the point I'm trying to make - we seem to be able to do that most of the time (and I would even go as far as postulate that humans can always tell when they are themselves caught in an infinite loop, although I am not able to prove this) - we can catch ourselves going around in circles, a Turing Machine is incapable of doing that. I happily concede the point that you can write specific programs to test specific Turing Machines, but our introspection goes much beyond that and I think you'll be much more hard-pressed to write even a simple Turing Machine that can tell you whether it will halt or not in an as general a way as humans seem to be able to.

      I'll also concede the point that I cannot prove definitely that human brains are not Turing Machines. But I will point out that you cannot prove that it is one and I'll put forward that it is much more likely that our brains are not Turing Machines, given our introspection ability and the fact that even Quantum Computers are not Turing Machines (so we know that computation devices that are not TMs exist - why should our brain be one?).

    17. Re:OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This poster gets it correct. please read The Emperors New Mind by Roger Penrose for a good discussion on this very topic.

    18. Re:OH MY GOD by Redwin · · Score: 1

      "When you ponder a problem, you will usually be able to figure out if you're going to end up with a solution be it good or bad, or if you're just running around in circles."

      I suppose one reasons that you are "running around in circles" but can make a decision is that you can try every possibility you can think of. In other words you go through a finite set of methods, or a finite set of rules and decide whether something is endable. This leaves two paths. Either you can prove that something will either eventually end or go on forever, something that can therefore be computable, or you can infer that something is "very likely" to end or not.

      Given the second option, could one not argue that you can program a set of rules and tests and that if it passes them all then the answer is as accurate as a human can reason. Of course this is subjective, the programmer might not think of everything that someone else might, but as a direct comparison the computer could solve that instance of the halting problem as well as the human who programmed it.

      Unless you set the same criteria for a computer as for a human, this can't be used as a comparison. If humans are allowed to answer with a "reasonably high level of confidence" that something will halt or not, then surely a computer can answer within a certain probability. If humans have to have proof that something can halt or not, then a computer can surely be programmed construct the same proof and therefore draw the same answer. Just my thoughts though. :-)

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    19. Re:OH MY GOD by phlinn · · Score: 1

      It is true that a Turing Machine cannot determine in a general sense whether a given program will halt. Nonetheless, it is quite possible for it to spot patterns that will be guaranteed not to halt, and to determine that some problems will halt. It's not really any different from out ability to spot solvability issues.

      This is offtopic, but there is no such thing as a true Turing Machine. Part of the definition of a Turing Machine is that it has infinite storage space. Actual computers are better described as Linear Bounded Automata (It's been a while, but I believe that's the correct term.) I am a CS geek, but I never liked how heavily theory used a theoretical construct that didn't quite match reality, even though in practice it makes little difference. It does make a difference with the halting problem in particular, which IS solvable for an LBA.

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    20. Re:OH MY GOD by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Actually yeah I do seem to be wrong indeed, but I think so are you. I've spent the last few hours trying to read up on this..

      It appears that a quantum machine using qubits only would be just turing complete (at best).
      But its an open question - not yet determined - whether all of quantum mechanics can be done on a turing machine.

      The interesting part is that its not known whether our universe can be simulated on a turing machine or not...
      One thing a turing machine can't do is work with uncomputable reals. A machine that can, I think, is called a hypercomputer. It is unknown whether our universe would support the existence of such a machine. Its quite fascinating.

      The random numbers thing is a red herring imho - just require a supply of random numbers as an input. (I think its called a random turing machine or something).

      Anyway, the answer seems to be that it is unknown whether you can simulate quantum phenomenon on a random turing machine (turing machine with a source of random numbers).

      I'll try to check out the links you provided. Thanks :)

    21. Re:OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know about cryptography, you should know what you said about it was totally false. One of the early RSA cryptosystems was estimated to take about 40 quadrillion years to factor. Then, about 25 years later they factored it. Thats a mighty jump from 40 quadrillion years to something like 25. There is one thing wrong with your argument: we cannot predict future technologies which vastly change our computing power. Hell, if someone comes out with a working quantum computer on a large scale tomorrow, all those cryptosystems would instantly fail and all internet security based on "hard problems" like factoring would fail in seconds. Saying there isn't enough energy in the universe is just a stupid argument because technology is constantly changing to get more computing power for less energy.

    22. Re:OH MY GOD by teslar · · Score: 1
      The random numbers thing is a red herring imho - just require a supply of random numbers as an input. (I think its called a random turing machine or something).

      Well, not so sure. We are talking true random numbers after all and when you input a random string taken from wherever into a Turing Machine to compute another random string then you simply end up with a pseudo-random number generator in the sense that the numbers outputted by your Machine might be random, but can be reproduced if you input the same inital random string again. So you end up with a reproducible random number string, which is not true randomness. With QTMs however, as I understand it, you can really produce truly random numbers - they will not be reproducible, even if you do put the machine back in the exact same initial starting condition.

      And as far as I know, even Probabilistic Turing Machines (which is I think what you were referring to) cannot generate truly random numbers, because even though you introduce a level of randomness through the probabilities, that level is still only pseudo-random and hence the outcome will be pseudo-random too.

      But anyway, I'm straying too far into realms I don't really know in a very detailed fashion now, so I'll call it a day. But have fun reading :)
    23. Re:OH MY GOD by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      But can you write a Turing Machine that can check whether itself will halt?

      unix has a program that does just that: it's called "true".

      That's the point I'm trying to make - we seem to be able to do that most of the time

      Most of the time, yes. Just like I could refine my program to also detect certain cases with simple loops, and then even more complex constructs.

      (and I would even go as far as postulate that humans can always tell when they are themselves caught in an infinite loop, although I am not able to prove this)

      Until you (or anyone else) do, there is really nothing to discuss here.

      You claim: "It can be shown however, that humans can solve it in certain cases, which is still more than Turing Machines can do". This claim is simply false: I have just demostrated that it's possible for a turing machine to solve it in certain cases.

      Yes, at the moment humans are far better at this kind of operations than machines. But that's not what the discussion was about. It was about the theoretic possiblity for such a machine to exist.

      we can catch ourselves going around in circles, a Turing Machine is incapable of doing that.

      The heuristics we use to detect this have never been characterised, let alone proven to be complete, so this is no different than a turing machine being able to catch certain special cases.

      I'll also concede the point that I cannot prove definitely that human brains are not Turing Machines. But I will point out that you cannot prove that it is one and I'll put forward that it is much more likely that our brains are not Turing Machines, given our introspection ability and the fact that even Quantum Computers are not Turing Machines (so we know that computation devices that are not TMs exist - why should our brain be one?).

      I never claimed our brain is a turing machine, and indeed, I cannot proof it one way or the other. I just see no reason to believe it's not, based on your statements.

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    24. Re:OH MY GOD by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I'm referring to just parsing in a random string. There's nothing pseudo about it. You don't reuse the input - assume an infinite number of them generated from quantum decay or something.

    25. Re:OH MY GOD by lgw · · Score: 1

      A machine can determine haltingness in more systems than you can, I'd bet. Any rules you use can be programmed, and computers are good at repeatedly applying rules to incredibly large systems. It's the "general case" which cannot be decided - machines and people can both solve any number of specific cases.

      A Turing machine is more powerful than either the human mind or any real computer in any case, as a Turing machine has infinite memory. There's a finite aount of matter/energy to work with, so you could never build an actual Turing machine.

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    26. Re:OH MY GOD by lgw · · Score: 1

      Actually, a machine can also catch itself if it "goes around in circles" in a way that shows any sort of pattern. That's an easy-to-solve special case of the halting problem. It's problems like "generate digits of PI until you geenrate 999 9s in a row" that are hard to predict the haltingness of.

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    27. Re:OH MY GOD by lgw · · Score: 1

      Non-computable reals are also not a very interesting mathematics. The are not a field, and the mathematics is not rich enough for Goedel's theorum to apply, which means by extension that if you could build a mahcine to manipulate only non-computable reals, it wouldn't hve a halting problem (assuming you could somehow manipulate an infinite set of intergers in a finite time to begin with).

      Whether non-computable reals apply to physics is, to me, the single most interesting unresolved question. It will finally tell us the answer to Xeno's paradoxes (the arrow hitting the target, Achiles catching the turtle, and so on), becuase it will tell us if time/distance is quantized. I think time/distance *is* quanitzed in some weird way, as that provides such a clean answer to the 2500-year-old questions, which means non-computable numbers don't apply to physics.

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    28. Re:OH MY GOD by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Will YOU ultimately halt and die, or exhaust your state space and start repeating yourself, or go on forever as some immortal soul or computaion or whatnot? Are you or any of us really not subject to the halting problem?

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  142. Emergent properties by Auxon · · Score: 1

    This is really amazing because it shows how the mind displays emergent properties from all the chemical and electrical activity in neurons in the brain.

    In addition to proving that the mind is more than a Turing machine, or some other kind of discrete system, it's saying that the mind itself behaves dynamically, as if it was biological. This experimental work should help us understand language processing in humans in particular as it was the focus of the study.

    It may lead to breakthroughs in how we approach the study of AI, specifically branches dealing with natural language processing, voice recognition, translation, and many others I'm sure. I also think the research is great because it is an answer to a deep question.

  143. Mice in science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope PETA is keeping an eye on these scientists and their "mouse research". I swear - if they harm one little mouse-hair on their heads....

    (yuk! yuk!)

  144. Well jeez by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

    That explains why I can't do the Robot.

  145. Wrong by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Our brains are not analog computers. What these guys did would be akin to looking at a computers GUI to figure out if it had a trace-cache. So far removed from the lowest levels that you can't tell anything about them.

    Neurons are either firing or not firing, just like a transistor in a computer. What makes them fire is having a certan theshold charge between the inside and outside of the cell, the charge is caused by sodium and potasium ions that are pumped out of the cell. It's very similar to a transistor in that respect.

    The diffrence is, rather then just sending electrical signals, the neuron spits out 'juice' that affects other neurons. It could be something simple like dopamine that causes other cells to instantly fire, or something slower acting that hangs around longer and simply 'tweaks' the next cell to be more sensitive or less sensitive (like morphine or cocaine :)

    But it's not at all like an analog computer.

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    1. Re:Wrong by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      You claim I'm wrong. And you say that our brains are not analog computers. That's quite a straw man.

      Since the comparison is between digital electronics and analog electronics, our brains are much more like analog electronics. For one, the brain uses multiple valued control logic at the "hardware level"-- evidence: rate of fire of neurons is important in determining neuronal reaction. For two, our brain does not operate at a fixed clock clock rate, as would be required by digital electronics (modulo the use of clock multipliers in digital electronics). For three, neurotransmitter firing is pretty inefficient. It takes a non-negligible amount of time for a peak concentration of neurotransmitters to develop between neurons. For four, the excitation of neurons is both neurotransmitter and time dependent. It appears that when a neuron is hit by a neurotransmitter, the threshold for excitation is lowered, but rises to baseline exponentially (albiet with a negative exponent). The brain is what is called "organic," and with good reason.

      Your instant-fire-dopamine model is seriously flawed.

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    2. Re:Wrong by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      our brain does not operate at a fixed clock clock rate, as would be required by digital electronics Never heard of asynchronous logic? I suspect that asynchronous digital logic doesn't come much closer to modeling the brain than synchronous digital logic. But then, what does my brain know about how brains work, anyway?

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    3. Re:Wrong by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      No, I hadn't heard of asynchronous logic. Thanks for the link.

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    4. Re:Wrong by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      Since the comparison is between digital electronics and analog electronics, our brains are much more like analog electronics. For one, the brain uses multiple valued control logic at the "hardware level"-- evidence: rate of fire of neurons is important in determining neuronal reaction.

      No, the rate of fire of neurons is not important in determining the reaction of the neuron. Neurons only store one peice of information, the voltage diffrence between the inside and outside of the cell, diffrent chemicals affect that, and neurons can run out of the transmiter chemical in their axion, but the exact response of the neuron can be known by looking at the chemicals in and near the cell, without knowing anything else about what happened in the past.

      For two, our brain does not operate at a fixed clock clock rate, as would be required by digital electronics (modulo the use of clock multipliers in digital electronics). Digital computers do not need clocks. un-clocked computing is posible, but very hard to design.

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    5. Re:Wrong by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      No, the rate of fire of neurons is not important in determining the reaction of the neuron. Neurons only store one peice of information, the voltage diffrence between the inside and outside of the cell, diffrent chemicals affect that, and neurons can run out of the transmiter chemical in their axion, but the exact response of the neuron can be known by looking at the chemicals in and near the cell, without knowing anything else about what happened in the past.

      Now you're just being silly. You're right, neurons store only one peice of information: the voltage between the inside and outside of the cell. Now we're getting somewhere. It is also true that there is no instantaneous jump from 0v to firing voltage. A different types of neurons require more or less neurotransmitters to reach the threshold voltage. In particular, there are more states than just on or off. And these voltages decay exponentially, so that if a single neuron doesn't fire quickly enough, the neuron fired upon won't go off (unless another neuron helps it).

      Care to make my point for me some more?

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    6. Re:Wrong by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is also true that there is no instantaneous jump from 0v to firing voltage. A different types of neurons require more or less neurotransmitters to reach the threshold voltage.

      Well, there is no instantaneous jump in digital comptuers either, however once theshold voltage is reached in a neuron it fires very quickly and very sharply.

      In any event, the voltages inside a neuron are quantized, always an even multiple of the charge on an electron, which obviously can be stored in a computer program, as could the finite number of molicules of neurotransmiter around them.

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  146. Yes, we are dumb. by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Yeah, all I did was take a class on neurochemistry. I guess that makes me dumb enough to think that neurons are either firing or not depending on concentrations of several (or hundreds) of diffrent chemicals floating around near it's dendrites.

    Kalat must be a complete tard, and a fool I was to read his work! Woe is me!

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  147. speculative multithreading? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Wow. Why is it that people feel the need to speak when they have no idea what they are talking about? I mean really. I think you're talking about speculative multithreading, and I'm pretty sure this was part of the original pentium architecture - but I'm no John Siracusa. Durr.. It's in the IA64 archetecture used by Itanium chips. Never in X86 chips like the pentium.

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  148. A different reason it's not news by gzabers · · Score: 1

    Spivey showed this exact same thing ten years ago in the '95 edition of Science, except with eye movements instead of mouse movements.

  149. Wrong. by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sorry, neurons are not at all like DSPs. They are like transistors. Firing or not firing based on the electrical charge between the inside and outside of the cell. Please, try to learn something about a topic before you speak about it. Spouting off about things you know nothing about is like jerking off in someone else's slurpy. It may be enjoyable, but if everyone does it the end result is that no one can really enjoy their slurpy unless they are a Cum junky.

    You're not a cum junky, are you? No? then pleaze shut up.

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    1. Re:Wrong. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're a jerkoff. I've got quite a bit of "learning" in neurology, including certified studies with pioneering researchers. All you seem to know is the simplest version, that we teach to children, about threshold potentials. You don't even seem to know that the "electrical charge" is ionic, that the firing is continuous and modulated. You don't seem to know that DSPs signal by changing the electrical charge between the inside and outside of the chips - or that they're made of transistors.

      Or anything else, except sucking cum. Which doesn't interest me in the least bit. So fuck off.

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    2. Re:Wrong. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Continuous firing? Isn't there a maximum rate?

    3. Re:Wrong. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Sure, just like there's a maximum rate to the continuous firing of a machinegun or a car engine. Unlike, say, a stratocaster, which might be plucked to sound its highest note at its highest fret, but which has higher harmonic vibrations, theoretically infinite (though that attenuated energy is infinitesimal). There might also be a state where "the floodgates are open", a DC signal of just elevated neurotransmitters dumped into the gap, but I don't know of such behavior.

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    4. Re:Wrong. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Then is it continuous?

    5. Re:Wrong. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What is this, some kind of word game? As I said, "the firing is continuous and modulated", as opposed to a single shot, as they teach kids in high school. It's FM, frequency modulation, as I said. There's always some concentration of neurotransmitter in the axon/dendrite gap, either higher or lower, increasing or decreasing, depending on the phase of the modulation, and the signal transmitted.

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    6. Re:Wrong. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Ah, now I see.

  150. Giv'em a break! by QuickFox · · Score: 1

    Why is everyone here saying that it's obvious that the brain might work like a biological organism? Why is everyone complaining that this has been known for years?

    If it were that well-known and obvious, Amazon would have patented it.

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  151. Hurfy durfy by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Brains work with bits. On or off, firing or not firing neurons just like a computer! And neurons are far less sensitive to diffrent levels of charge then a computer is to diffrent floating point numbers.

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  152. Huh by felix+rayman · · Score: 1

    Where the fuck did they get an analog mouse?

  153. Wrong by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    What this is saying is that Roland Piquepaille is a fucking moron who wouldn't know neurobiology if you shot his brains out and show them to him.

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  154. Can you read? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The orgional poster was talking about taking both branches at once, and then throwing out the wrong one, which Itanium chips do.

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  155. Holy Stating the Obvious, Batman! by Mock · · Score: 1

    Wow... the human brain isn't like a boolean logic-based computer...
    So this must mean that the good folks at Cornell University are smart enough to discover the obvious...

    I wonder how long it will take them to "discover" that the human brain is a giant collection of pattern recognition systems?

  156. Required Star Trek reference here... by coyote4til7 · · Score: 1

    There are at least hints of this idea in the original Star Trek series. I'll skip any commentaries but paraphrase it from memory.
    The big innovation in the machines (such as the one on the Enterprise) was (will be ?) that they weren't binary ... Each "bit" represented not just a one or a zero but every thing in between. Thus allowing the storage all of human knowledge on the Enterprise's computer. For those wishing to Karma whore for more... try Daystrom, Multitronic and Duotronic. I got tired of googling around for more than a sketchy episode summary...

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  157. Re:really?!? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean Rolling PigPail?

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  158. !Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This audio track from The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film Of Monty Python And The Holy Grail conclusively proves that human brains don't work like computers. Not to mention all the episodes of Star Trek where Captain Kirk destroyed computers by talking to them:

    John Cleese: Good evening!

    The last scene was interesting from the point of view of a professional logician because it contained a number of logical fallacies -- that is, invalid propositional constructions and syllogistic forms -- of the type so often committed by my wife.

    "All wood burns," states Sir Bedevere. "Therefore," he concludes, "all that burns is wood."

    This is, of course, pure bullshit! Universal affirmatives can only be partially converted. All of Alma Cogan is dead, but only some of the class of dead people are Alma Cogan. Obvious one would think.

    However, my wife does not understand this necessary limitation of the conversion of a proposition. Consequently, she does not understand me. For how can a woman expect to appreciate a professor of logic if the simplest cloth-eared syllogism causes her to flounder.

    For example: given the premise, "All fish live underwater" and "All mackerel are fish", my wife will conclude, not that "All mackerel live underwater", but that "If she buys kippers it will not rain" or that "Trout live in trees" or even that "I do not love her any more."

    This she calls "using her intuition". I call it "crap" and it gets me very IRRITATED because it is not logical!

    "There will be no supper tonight," she will sometimes cry upon my return home.

    "Why not?" I will ask.

    "Because I have been screwing the milkman all day," she will say, quite oblivious of the howling error she has made.

    "But," I will wearily point out, "even given that the activities of screwing the milkman and getting supper are mutually exclusive, now that the screwing is over, surely then, supper may, logically, be got."

    "You don't love me any more!" she will now often postulate. "If you did, you would give me one now and again so that I would not have to rely on that rancid Pakistani for my orgasms!"

    "I will give you one after you have got me my supper!" I now usually scream, "but not before" -- as you understand, making her bang contingent on the arrival of my supper.

    "God, you turn me on when you're angry, you ancient brute!" she now mysteriously deduces, forcing her sweetly throbbing tongue down my throat.

    "Fuck supper!" I now invariably conclude, throwing logic somewhat joyously to the four winds, and so we thrash about on our milk-stained floor, transported by animal passion, until we sink back, exhausted, onto the cartons of yoghurt....

    I'm afraid I seem to have strayed somewhat from my original brief. But in a nutshell, sex is more fun than logic. One cannot prove this, but it IS in the same sense that Mount Everest IS, or that Alma Cogan ISN'T.

    Goodnight.

  159. What was measured? by danila · · Score: 1

    I am not sure that indirect measurements, such as in this case, justify the conclusions made in the study. Actually, I am quite sure that they don't justify them at all. First, there is no cognitive science paper, book or lecture that I am aware of that ever claimed that there are distinct states (like on or off) in the mind. Of course, there aren't - we don't have separate timers (frquences) imposed on us, like modern CPUs do. So the press release is actually not talking about a computer, but rather about a single CPU. Yeah, our brain is not like a single computer chip. A great finding, thanks to the intrepid Cornell researchers.

    Second, the "temporal resolution" is abysmal. No researcher has ever claimed that for "several dozen milliseconds" there is a single distinct mind state.

    Third, their findings do not really disprove that there are distinct states, they just claim that there can be some more states between certain distinct states. So there can actually be a lot of states, so what? Neuron firing or not firing is as distinct as it gets. Before my spelling checker finally decides whether the word is cromulent or not, it is in the grey area too! If you could devise an experment to find out what Word 2000 think about a word in between me pressing space and there appearing (or not) a curved red underline, you would find that there is continuous competition too.

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  160. Like a zen koan by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    When you understand this You will understand the universe.

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  161. A little late..... by vishbar · · Score: 1

    NOW you tell me!! No wonder Gentoo wouldn't boot...

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  162. MOD PARENT INTERESTING by coopex · · Score: 1

    If you make the assumption that our brains work in a rigorous mathematical way, then your idea about an arbitrary limit, ie sleep/frustration at lack of progress, would be nature's clever way of ensure we don't end up trying to compute non-computable thing. Of course, it's late and I need to sleep so I'm probably talking out of my ass.

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  163. It's a technical term, you wouldn't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They sort of partially heard the word both ways, and their resolution of the ambiguity was gradual rather than discrete; it's a dynamical system."

    Although I acknowledge the potential this discovery has, but "sort of partially" really doesn't do it for me. Not exactly convincing technical terms one would use to be compelling with your argument.

  164. Would I be correct, then by jd · · Score: 1
    In saying that brains work like analog computers? (Which are actually quite a fascinating area of computing, much neglected in the digital era.)


    Or is it more that brains are not binary? The "shades of grey" would apply just as well to using multi-state logic. (Many early computers worked directly in octal or even decimal, and multi-state - or "discrete state" - chips can be found from most IC vendors.)


    For that matter, when does one become the other? There are very few components that have zero susceptability to interference from other components or the natural world, so most "truly analog" systems aren't truly analog at all, as the accumulating error means you can't go beyond a certain level of precision.


    It is also hard to know what, exactly, is new in this research. Fuzzy logic (ie: logic that is not two-state) has been known for years and is derived from biological systems, so it's not really surprising that the brain should apply something similar.


    The problem with most fuzzy logic is that you can get an extremely good approximation to it by building a wide-enough digital system. For example, if you stretched a computer such that the smallest identifiable piece of information (the n-state information digit) was equal to a modern 64-bit word, then you enter a realm where one nit can take a heptilion or so possible states - more than enough to cover all the states a neuron can differentiate between.


    But, by definition, the system I have just described can be built using a clever-enough arrangement of purely digital circuits, although you'd now need 4096-bit processors to handle a 64-nit system. Doable, well within the realms of existing technology. You could even use a 64-bit processor, to emulate it, but because of the interactions between 64-bit words, you could easily see a 4032 (64*63) fold reduction in speed - far too much to run even the most simplistic of neural network software at a decent speed, never mind an n-state neural network with multi-state inputs and non-linear responses.


    So, it's not beyond existing CPUs, but not beyond digital technology in concept, is what I am seeing. Very different things. And I would certainly need a lot of proof to contradict that.

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    1. Re:Would I be correct, then by whig · · Score: 1

      Okay, let's consider an analog data compression technique using a single analog dial and a bitwise (digital) encoder taking single bits with unchanging probability 50% for either 0 or 1 (a fair coin flip).

      Now let's represent an 8 bit value (eight flips) with the sequence 11010110, rotate dial right 50%, right 25%, left 12.5%, right 6.25%, left 3.125%, right 1.5625%, right 0.78125%, left 0.390625%. The position of the dial now gives the PRECISE value of the information. This could equally well be represented digitally by an eight-bit byte.

      HOWEVER, the dial, being analog, can keep going... assuming it has no rigidity and can continue to make ever finer adjustments. A sixteen bit value still can be represented by the same dial, so can a 64Kbit value, or a 1024Mbit value. One dial.

      Digital circuits cannot do this.

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  165. Bleh by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    You don't even seem to know that the "electrical charge" is ionic

    Well, I did know that. (sodium and potassium ions) Did you expect me to regurgitate every single thing I know in every single post? Off the top of my head I can list several neurotransmitters, dopamine, various endomorphines and endocanabinoids, nitric oxide, serotonin, acetylcholine, GABA, Substance P, etc. (adrenaline is more of a hormone) I learned far more, but I don't remember every single one since I'm not a biologist.

    You don't seem to know that DSPs signal by changing the electrical charge between the inside and outside of the chips - or that they're made of transistors.

    And you don't seem to know there is a difference between "A transistor" and "transistors" like transistors arranged into a DSP, which would behave differently then a single transistor. Thus a comparison between something and a transistor does not equate with a comparison between something and a DSP.

    If you reall are that smart, you have not done a very good job of articulating yourself.

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    1. Re:Bleh by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Why are you yapping so much, little doggie?

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  166. maybe... by fuck+technology · · Score: 1

    i have my doubts. this hyper-techno-industrial society is making drones out of us, ontop of the aliention that comes with civilization itself. sure our brains may not work like computers but they might as well because we sit in front of them all day for nothing. fuck technology

  167. Um, yeah by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The brain cant work with continuous values either. How many digits of pi do you know?

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  168. Tom Cruise is that you? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I heard a body theatan is fucking Kate Holms up the ass right now.

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    1. Re:Tom Cruise is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know the history of ass-fucking like I do, autopr0n. Ass-fucking is a psuedo-science.

  169. Sorry by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Universal Turing machines cannot be debugged on other UTMs. This is known as the CRASHING problem, similar to the HALTING problem, but less commonly known.

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  170. Introductions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have not done a very good job of articulating yourself.

    Allow me to introduce you. Pot, this kettle; kettle this is cunt

  171. No, not drunk or hight by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The sloppy posting is due to my lack of posting on sites that require you to supply your own linebreak tags by default. I post on slashdot so rarely now, I'm not used ot it.

    This is a red herring. You can make the same problem for a computer -- one where there is not enough fuel in the universe for the computer to computer the solution. This is how modern cryptography works.

    Thats not a red hearing, thats exactly why brains, just like all other real computers (and unlike turing machines with their infinite tape) are finite, and have finite limits on what they can do.

    Nobody is claiming that the human mind is infinite. All I'm saying is that I and others (including some really smart famous philosophers) have concluded, based on Geodels' theorem, that turing machines and minds are qualitatively different things.

    Well, Godel claimed that either humans were not emulateable by turing machines or that other thing was true. I don't know the other thing, but IIRC penrose talked about magical quantum computers with time-traveling bits inside the brain, so Its kind of hard to take that sort of thing seriously.

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    1. Re:No, not drunk or hight by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      OK, I think I see your point now.

      I don't think that people who claim that the Mind is not a Turing Machine (MinaTM) are claiming that the mind is infinite. They are claiming that the mind can recognize and construct a proof that shows this situation goes on ad infinitum, without having to calculate it all the way through. Whereas, they claim, a turing machine can never 'jump outside' the situation to see that this goes on forever.

      Penrose's theory is just one based on the problem Godel's theorem presents to the Mind==TM crowd. I don't agree with it. Even if Penrose is wrong about the mind using quantum voodoo to work, that still doesn't address the potential problem of Godel's theorem.

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    2. Re:No, not drunk or hight by hempalicious · · Score: 1

      This whole discussion reminds me of something that was very important in my early geek development:

      Stephen: I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson.
      David: What's that?
      Stephen: Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up.

      linky

  172. analog vs digital processing by dangil · · Score: 1

    I guess the brain is analog... and if the number of bits everywhere continues to rise, the tendency is to develop a fully analog computer... with infinite resolution, and infinite bits for everything... the only limit is the point of view.. and of course the analog quality in the matter of signal to noise ratio

  173. wow by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    That was a compelling response. By the way, can you actualy name these top researchers you claim to have worked with?

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  174. Pithy ... by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

    No fucking shit.

    Now for the meat ... there are certain things that the brain does, and does exceptionally well. Indeed, it does this because we have been hard-wired for this over the course of our evolution. What does Man - Man that has existed, until recently, at relatively slow speeds and needed to directly or indirectly hunt - need most to survive? Well, we need to be expert at speech-processing so that we can pack-hunt and send each other signals, warnings, and information. We also need to be expert at visual discrimination - especially with respect to face recognition - so that we can see danger, identify cave-pal Ug from enemy Oot, and track a moving prey item.

    Now ... what do you get when you combine these two? Why, you get an expert system that is BUILT to be an always-on system. Whee. Hence, yes you will see the two systems also interracting and experiencing possible dissonance and interference. In fact, check out some work that Michelle Miller (Northern Arizona University) did a few years back. I did a lot of the back-end for it (hopefully it published, you never know with these things), and it essentially showed that, yes, cognition is not a FSM (Finite State Machine).

    That reminds me ... let's back off this a step ... IS THIS NEWS to anyone? With the exception of chunking (as the cognitive load presented here is VERY low), the Man-cum-FSM view of Mind is inflexible to such an extreme so as to fail to account for a lot of the "bug-in-the-box" kinds of things that we see out in the world.

    Argh. This should be a LOW-hanging fruit, I think I'll maybe cherry-pick this into a follow-up article.

    1. Re:Pithy ... by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, it is likely worth pointing something out here. Psychologists tend to fall into two very broad camps over this point:

      The Man-as-evolved-stimulus-response-Units (Learning Theory) group will say that any action can be controlled with S-R chains. This is very sexy as it is possible to model this kind of interraction and behavior.
      Or...
      The representationalist camp is much more inclined to look at mind as a super-position of brain, and be equally inclined to pull the two elements apart and examine mind.

      I fall into the second camp, and always have. As such, it makes me pleased to see that we may be - just MAY be - starting to come around to the conclusion that an Artificial Neural Network is JUST that - an ARTIFICIAL approximation (simulation) of learning. It's handy, yes. But it doesn't encapsulate what we are DOING "inside the black box".

  175. Bumping along the bottom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the way, can you actualy [sic] name these top researchers you claim to have worked with?

    How would you know them if he did?

  176. Of all people, I would expect Slashdotters ... by constantnormal · · Score: 1
    ... to be able to distinguish between the hardware (or meatware) comprising a computer and the software that utilizes the underlying physical framework.

    Or for that matter, to realize that such things as analog computers exist, and can be simulated on digital computers.

    That said, I do find the Cornell researchers' conclusions interesting, as there is a wealth of data that suggests that our input data is delivered/sampled discretely, and not in continuous streams.

    It's pretty widely recognized that we are mainly visually based, and that our "view" of reality is an interpretation of the data by the brain, and not necessarily a precise interpretation at that.

    The missing pieces are filled in by our minds (and I'm not about to be drawn into a discussion of whether the mind is consciousness, meatware or programming -- there is simply not sufficient information known at this point to make it more than a wild guess) based on what the mind expects to be there. Such expectations may be based on experience, neuroses, or urban legends.

    Could a digital computer be constructed to perform (simulate) this process? IBM seems to think so, at least at the more fundamental levels, 'cause they're building one. So while we may have analog computers progessing discrete/sampled data feeds nesteled in our skills, IBM is working on building a digital computer to simulate an analog meatware facility that processes data in discrete chunks.

    I suppose it's not too much to see that once the fundamental processes are understood, a considerably streamlined execution of those processes will be possible, although such a result would be in no way whatsoever similar to a human consciousness -- assuming such a thing were to be self-aware, the differing processing speeds of the various internal domains would render the entirely of the thing to be something completely different than a human mind.

    It might be a super-smart ant, or something approaching an omniscient being, or it might just get bored and turn itself off. No way to know without performing the experiment.

    1. Re:Of all people, I would expect Slashdotters ... by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

      A good example of how our minds fill in visual information is optical illusions such as the dragon illusion. You may have already seen it as it has been making the email/blog rounds. It's a "hollow face" illusion, where the brain assumes depth information based on the familiarity of the face. We don't often see concave faces, so our brain incorrectly assumes the face is convex. There is a PDF on the dragon illusion page you can print and see this for yourself. It's a very striking effect.

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  177. in other news... by hellanacho · · Score: 1

    the earth is round.

    seriously, who doesnt already know this.

  178. By your definiton NO PHYSICAL SYSTEM... by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    can *really* do shades of gray.

    Given quantum conditions, nothing can do better than approximate levels of gray because when you try to get too accurate, quantum uncertainty kicks in and overwhelms you with randomness.

  179. U R teh l3et by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pleaze shut up.

    You spelt please with a zed! This would be an example of being "down and stuff", would it? Do you practice being so hip or is it natural ability. Sorry, did I say "hip"? I meant "laughable". [Laughs].

  180. "cascading through shades of gray," huh? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Gosh, that was clear as mud. Whatever it means, I'll bet it sort of relates to the evo devo survival value of logical fallacies like post hoc ergo propter hoc, or the sudden (and surprising) ability of children of leap to conclusions at the age of 8. Can YOU program a computer to leap to conclusions? If you did, would your laptop snap itself shut on your fingers and scuttle up to the attic to hide? Even rats can modify their behavior based on fallacies like "Ralph died after eating blue bait, I'll bet all blue food is poisonous." Teach a computer to get it wrong with the facile ease of wetware? Sorry, Charlie. Can't be done.

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  181. I think it's interesting. by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Douglas Hoffstadter could do by adding time to his processing models. I'm sure this could lead to new algorithms. They may be dog-slow algorithms, but perhaps they'll turn out to be more powerful than the one's we're using - at least when backed up with enough silicon.

  182. You missed the point by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    the article didn't say brains work more like NN, it said brains continue to reevaluate over time.

    How many NN implementations do you know of that have reprocessing over time? None in my experience!

    1. Re:You missed the point by tupshin · · Score: 1

      You make a reasonably good point, in that I didn't address the reprocessing aspect of the article.

      However, many neural net systems, particularly those in image or general signal processing arenas (which are possibly the most successful analogues of human brain processing) can gradually refine their answers until a given threshold (e.g. time or confidence) has been achieved.

      I suspect that this is only partly what occurs in the human brain, however.

      A slightly educated guess is that when presented with an audio signal we engage in anticipatory processing. We start to evaluate the possibilities before the word is even finished, and we start to "bin" the possible candidates. When only one of the images presented obviously matches a the binned audio candidate, then some governing mental process that engages in decision making based on confidence thresholds can short circuit any additional evaluation.

      However, if both images match a binned candidate, then the governor allows the decision making process to continue, which includes a more thorough evaluation of the phonemes, and hence a more precise binning, which would result in only one of the two images matching a binned candidate.

      Getting back to the neural net signal processing world, it is obviously faster to process less data, so a signal processing net intent on object recognition could benefit greatly by a "preprocessor" that could initially filter a signal and input a lower resolution signal and only re-input higher resolution versions if the lower resolution one didn't result in a sufficient confidence threshold.

      Obviously a gross simplification of what actually transpires, but hopefully a reasonable generalization of some of the processes involved.

      -Tupshin

    2. Re:You missed the point by julesh · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the article, despite the fact that I usually do before posting (yeah, I know, there are a couple of us). Why didn't I do this? Well, because the summary made it sound particularly pointless and like something I already knew.

      Perhaps the summary should have been more clearly written, if this is actually about new information.

  183. Sarcastic "you don't say" comment by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    "researchers found that our learning process was similar to other biological organisms: we're not learning through a series of 0's and 1's"

    Wow! Despite the fact that we are non-biological entities, not carbon based at all, we exhibit the same neural based cognitive processes as carbon based, biological, neural based intelligences!

    And! We had to invent a binary computing system since 1822 (ok it was not made then) and just now we have realised that our brains are not like... erm... this thing... that people invented...

    I think I will have to RTFA to actually decipher if there is any news in this...

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  184. What's so interesting... by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    What's so interesting to me is that there may turn out to be valuable patterns that can be found by processing the way evalution has changed over time.

    I've always thought that in poetry, the way your perception of the meaning of phrases changes as you get the next word and the next is important.

    An algorithm that processes over time, and process the play of its own states (to some lesser exent) over time seem much more like human consciousness than anything that's been tried.

    Your last post was an interesting one by the way.

    1. Re:What's so interesting... by tupshin · · Score: 1

      Some have speculated that beauty (in nature and in art) is to a large extent a delicate balancing act between simplicity and complexity(and between order and chaos).

      I would expand on that, and tie it in to your poetry example by postulating that much of the perceived value of any artistic expression is not the end state that a viewer/listener find himself in, but more substantially the process by which they get there.

      Art that too blatantly manipulates emotion (most hollywood, all smooth jazz, anything involving kittens) is reasonably criticized as trite as it doesn't hold interest for the viewer upon (mental) replaying.

      But if a work of art delivers an altered state to its viewers by subtle and circuitous routes, then the re-experiencing is almost as potent as the original experience.

      So, I agree. Poetry that contains delayed ambiguity resolution and meaning altering contexts provides an entertaining and varied experience upon first reading/hearing has much more cognitive value than one that does not.

      Ultimately, it is not fear that is the mind killer, it is repetition, boredom, and lack of mental stimulation.

      Back to algorithms. It is almost certain that many and varied feedback loops (in your words, those that "process the play of its own states") are essential to any computational approach to mimicking human consciousness.

      -Tupshin

  185. Another gross misrepresentation of science by tgv · · Score: 2, Informative

    First of all, I happen to be doing computational modelling of psycholinguistic processes, and I know (some of) Spivey's work.

    The claims that are made in the article do not contradict the idea of continuous attraction, but they do not prove it either. There is a much simpler explanatation, which is hinted at near the end of the article: one or more processes that try to solve the problem using competition. As a matter of fact, this study simply provides a little bit more evidence of what has been en vogue for a long time.

    This behaviour *can* be mimicked quite easily using digital computers, and is definitely not shown by all biological processes.

    So, our minds don't work like digital computers in the sense that they cannot store and delete information in the same way. That's been known for a long time, and this experiment doesn't prove it.

    Some of the basic cognitive processes can be modelled on a computer, though, but that's not surprising either, since computers are supposed to be able to compute "everything computable" and there is still no reason to assume that the workings of our brain cannot be approached by a computational model.

    So, nothing to see, only of interest to psycholinguistic experts. Move on, please.

  186. Perfectly true by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you allow for infinite precision. Let's take that dial scenario. Let's say that the dial is a potentiometer (variable resistor) as that is the normal way to build a dial.

    Now, the output cannot be any more stable than the input, so if you have a fluctuating input, you will have a fluctuating output. However, I'll assume that the input is stable to some high level of precision. (This requires a screened input and a screened device, but those are doable.)

    So we now focus on the device itself. Resistance varies with the exact composition of the material, the exact temperature of the material and the exact thickness of the material.

    Problem #1 - it is very hard to make a resistor that is of absolutely 100% perfect even consistancy. So if you move the dial N% of the total length, you expect to get a resistance of (total resistance)*100/N. In practice, this will merely be the average value, there will be some variance. That variance dictates the absolute upper limit of how finely you can tune the dial, because at some point the level of uncertainty will become comparable to the level of adjustment.

    The second problem is heat. All resistors generate heat, but heat increases resistance. Thus, all resistors will fluctuate in value. Remeber, though, that the composition is not 100% even, so the temperature cannot be 100% even either. This means that the fluctuation in resistance will be dependent on where you are on the dial, increasing the uncertainty.

    The third problem is the thickness. Resistance increases as the diameter of a wire decreases. Variable resistors involve two conductors in contact with each other, thus scraping. Unless the dial is 100% circular, you MUST go over the midsection of the potentiometer more than one or both ends. This means that even if you DO somehow achieve a perfect variable resistor at the start, you won't have one after you start using it. You will vary the thickness across the length, and therefore vary the resistance of any segment.

    Normally, these variations are too small to notice, which is why these components are useful in the first place. BUT, as you increase the precision, you increase the importance of these variations. Eventually, the variations will swamp the signal. At that point, tuning the dial with even greater precision will be worse than useless, as the value is utterly non-deterministic.

    In reality, power fluctuations are of vital importance and are a big reason ADCs and DACs have not exceeded 26 bits of precision. Nobody has figured out how to get a power source stable enough, or a chip screened enough, to transform signals of one form to the other with greater precision than that.

    If the cleanest signals we can get from an analog system are 26 bits wide, then producing a simulation of an analog system that is 64 bits wide will be vastly superior to any actual system we know how to build.

    Now, it is entirely possible that the brain has developed a level of precision and signal clenliness that exceeds 26 bits. I'm not disputing that. I am disputing that any physical system you can build can exceed 64 bits and it probably can't get even close to that. So, a 64 bit simulation of analog signals should be as good as the real thing.

    But what of waveforms? Can you reproduce waves, using discrete multi-state logic? Sure. It's called a transform. The three best-known transforms are Z transforms, Laplace Transforms and Fourier Transforms. Using these, you can do a surprising amount. Transforms work by turning a domain you can't use into a different domain that you CAN use. They're very useful devices.

    Fourier Synthesis (the theory that any wave, of any complexity, can be reproduced with a sufficient number of overlapping sine waves) makes this clearer. We can represent a classic sine wave by denoting amplitude, start point and end point. We just need to be able to build a set of any number of these, and we

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    1. Re:Perfectly true by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 0
      Last word on precision: If I measure a circle's radius to 3 decimal places, then calculate the circumference using Pi to 1000 decimal places, how accurately will I know the circumference?
      I don't know, you didn't say how accurately you measured the radius.
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  187. Other uses for this "special" section by MochaMan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Or make him a slashdot editor and he can post his own damn stuff; then we can filter him like JonKatz. But honestly, if I wanted to read his plagiarised crap, I'd read his site, not slashdot.

    Aside from giving readers the ability to filter his crap, I can think of several legitimate uses for a Roland section:

    1. A new section icon. Let me be the first to propose the Goatse man. As a beneficial side-effect, this would help encourage new readers to make the "correct" filtering decision.
    2. For that matter, stories in the Roland section could have special ads targeted at masochists and the mentally deficient.
    3. When trolls are identified, they could lose access to all stories *except* Roland stories.

    Honestly - I see *no* downside whatsoever here. This is win-win for everyone.

  188. What were they expecting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mouse movement without curves???

    Next they'll say their conjecture is backed up by the fact that we don't walk like robots... or beep when we wake up.

    Duh we don't think like computers! Our actions reflect our thoughts and half the time everyone on the planet is doing crazy shit which no orderly sequencial mind would deign to conceive.

    Goddamn hippie.

  189. Loss of good analog computers is the problem... by Teancum · · Score: 1

    One of the problems facing many of the "rising generations" today is that they have seldom, if ever, used a good analog computer. Or even know what one is if they even see one.

    These can be as simple as a slide rule or a logrithmic scale on a wheel, to something as complex as the Nordin Bomb Scope (used by U.S. bombers in WWII), or even the targeting computers on the Ohio Class battleships of the U.S. Navy. BTW, they were not electronic computers, but they were quite accurate, and last used in combat operations in Lebanon during the Reagan administration.

    The nice thing about analog computers is that they can handle input data that is of a continuous nature and be able to perform calculations on that information (or feedback, if it were). They can also handle both discrete and continuous information inputs, and integrate them both together.

    Drawbacks to analog computers is that they are seldom general purpose machines. Babagage's computer might be an exception, but even that could be called a digital computer, just not electronic. Analog computers require incredible skill on the part of machinists as well as mechanical engineers (something particularly the USA is lacking these days). They require custom curved pieces and unusual shapes that make devices like this to be a dying art.

    Another more minor problem with analog computers is that they are only as accurate as the precision of all of their parts. This goes for pocket watches (pure mechanical watches are analog computers in this sense), slide rules, or even automotive odometers. Because they tend to be one-off devices, especially the more specialized analog computers, higher precision often isn't available, which is exactly why digital general purpose finite state machines (what is commonly refered to as a computer) have become as pervasive as they have in current industrial society.

    Still, there is nothing like a good astrolabe to tell you your current lattitude... just in case the GPS reciever breaks down, or worse the GPS constellation breaks down.

    How this applies is that I think of the human brain as precisely an analog computer, but one that surprisingly has been equiped for general purpose work with useful input and output mechanisms. Add in a bit of quantum computing that is not just a separate module but integrated into the overall design, and perhaps you get a simplistic view of what the human brain is really about.

  190. Obligatory Matrix joke by stam66 · · Score: 1
    >Pull the plug.

    Then they'd switch to solar energy and we'd have to scorch the sky.
    Which would inevitably lead to the human race being enslaved to be used as batteries.

    1. Re:Obligatory Matrix joke by MattWhitworth · · Score: 1

      But the sky seems pretty cloudly in the Matix films, so solar power wouldn't really work :)

    2. Re:Obligatory Matrix joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See the animatrix. Machines relied on solar power so humans made it cloudy like you saw in the movie. THEN they switched to human power

    3. Re:Obligatory Matrix joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also explain this in the original film.

    4. Re:Obligatory Matrix joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. And human beings being fed only the remains of dead human beings is such an efficient energy source! How many human beings per year have to be eaten to keep a human being alive? Can you say "diminishing returns?"

      I always thought this was the stupidest thing in a loud and stupid movie. No, this isn't flamebait. This is opinion. I know that a large number of people of people loved The Matrix. I'm simply not one of them. I *really* hated it.

    5. Re:Obligatory Matrix joke by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      "combined with a form of fusion"

      As I recall, some speculative forms of fusion use batteries, a problem for which people are an unnecessarily complex but suitable solution for.

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  191. Still 3i is not an integer by vrt3 · · Score: 1

    Anyway, all of that still doesn't make 3i an integer of course.

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  192. Please, tell me something new! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jesus, i understand that every generation must repeat mistakes of previous, but don't knowing basics of human biology(that all neurons work simultaneously) is just compromitation of your biology teacher.

  193. Heh. You're funny by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What cracks me up is the nerd infatuation with, basically, "only the trivia _I_ know are the essential things. And you're an idiot if you don't know them, no matter how utterly useless or irrelevant they are to _your_ job or interests."

    No, sorry. The world doesn't revolve around you or your hobbies. There _are_ plenty of jobs for which the computer isn't the important part. It's not what makes them money.

    E.g, for a lawyer it's a better investment of their time to study the laws and precendents, than to learn networking protocols. E.g., when you need surgery, better hope that that surgeon spent their time becoming a better surgeon, instead of becoming a networking expert. Etc.

    For most jobs the computer isn't even as necessary as you'd think. It's at best "nice to have", but not justifying investing months into learning IT and networking protocols.

    E.g., it's nice for a lawyer or doctor to have the client files on a computer instead of looking through a filing cabinet. But it's not as essential as you'd think. If you expect him/her to spend months becoming a computer expert, for something that saves him/her _maybe_ an hour per week, you need to put down the crack pipe. Then the computer would actually waste their time instead of saving them anything.

    Here's another idea for you: You are there and are getting those calls not from "idiots" but from basically victims of a scam. All the "computers are easy", "wireless networking is easy" or "connecting through our ISP is so easy that grandma could do it" ads are actually marketting scams.

    Computers are nowhere near that easy yet, or not without investing some signifficant time. But if your employer actually told those people "sorry, folks, it's only for IT gurus. Spend some time becoming an IT pro and growing a goatee, and then it'll be for you", then they'd lose business. Then, see above, you'd be surprised for how many people the computer isn't _that_ important.

    So your employer, and a bunch of others, lied to those people to get their money. There's a name for that. It's called "fraud".

    And now those people merely expect your employer to live up to those fake claims. They were explicitly told that they'll just plug it in and be online, so it's _not_ unreasonable for them to actually expect it to work like that.

    Because thet's how any other industry works. If a car manufacturer told you "this model reaches 60mph in 8.9 seconds", you'd damn well expect it to live to those expectations. You'd expect that after 8.9 seconds, that car damn better be at 60mph.

    Same here. If your employer told them "just pop in this CD and you'll be online in less than 1 minute", they expect that after 1 minute they damn better be online and surfing.

    That's why you get those calls. Because those people expect your employer to live up to some very explicit claims.

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    1. Re:Heh. You're funny by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      It's a question of perception.

      Ask most people about their cars. They know that they have to take driving lessons, they know that they need servicing and that they need repairs and a AAA/AA membership card in case it breaks down.

      No car manufacturer tries to make out that dealing with a breakdown (beyond fixing a tyre) is easy. No-one thinks they can just go for years without essential maintenance and protection for their cars. But a lot of people don't defrag or backup.

      I'm convinced there's a "net station" market out there, where people have a near-solid state machine and all their data is stored online. Where you pay a small cost for the box, and a monthly subscription for all the support.

    2. Re:Heh. You're funny by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      "It's a question of perception."

      Essentially, yes.

      "Ask most people about their cars. They know that they have to take driving lessons, they know that they need servicing and that they need repairs and a AAA/AA membership card in case it breaks down.

      No car manufacturer tries to make out that dealing with a breakdown (beyond fixing a tyre) is easy. No-one thinks they can just go for years without essential maintenance and protection for their cars.
      "

      Well, that's the whole point: unlike the computer industry, the car industry doesn't need lies and fraud to sell its stuff. They're very up-front about that stuff. (And if they aren't, then the police will be when they catch you driving without a license.)

      So people can factor that stuff in, when they make a decision. You can know up-front how much extra you have to pay for that car in maintenance, money and time for driving lessons, insurance, etc. And then make an informed decision which to buy, or whether to buy one at all.

      "But a lot of people don't defrag or backup. "

      Because the computer industry is the exact opposite: it tries hard to obfuscate and basically lie. They try to get your attention to buzzwords, most of which either mean nothing or are comparatives with one of the members missing. And make promises which they can't possibly keep.

      Noone will say up front "dude, that stuff is hard and requires clue. Read half a dozen books on security and networking, or get someone who knows that stuff, before you even think of configuring a wireless access point." That's not the message that sells.

      No, they'll tell you the exact oposite. People are explicitly _told_ that it's ok to not know anything. "No, no, you don't need to know anything at all. Just plug it in a PCI/USB/whatever slot and it will just work." (Maybe if you define "work" as having half the neighbourhood downloading kiddie porn and uploading pirated movies through your network.)

      "I'm convinced there's a "net station" market out there, where people have a near-solid state machine and all their data is stored online. Where you pay a small cost for the box, and a monthly subscription for all the support."

      Yup, I can see a good market for that. Well, or there would be one if you didn't have to compete with the snake oil peddlers.

      If people had to make an informed decision between "do I pay, say, 10$ a month for storage/support/etc on this net-station thing, or spend half of next year removing spyware and struggling with various other problems", I can see a good segment saying "screw that, I'll pay the 10$ a month then."

      The problem is that you'll also compete with the snake oil vendors who actively represent their solution as just as easy, just as secure, and costing 0$ per month.

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    3. Re:Heh. You're funny by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      What cracks me up is the nerd infatuation with, basically, "only the trivia _I_ know are the essential things. And you're an idiot if you don't know them, no matter how utterly useless or irrelevant they are to _your_ job or interests."

      GP was not complaining not so much about the user not knowing what an IP address is, but rather about the user actively refusing to hear about it, and just enter the command (ipconfig whatever) and tell the tech support guy its output.

      Hey, it's completely understandable that people may not know everything about computers. But it doesn't make the support guy's life easy either, if they tell support every other sentence that computers are really unimportant in their life, that any kind of knowledge about them is "useless trivia", and that all is just so complicated. Please spare us the philosophy lesson, and try to be constructive and supply us with the information that we need to help you. If you don't understand a question, ask for clarification. Don't lie (yes, some lusers essentially do toss coins to answer yes/no questions that they don't understand, rather than ask for clarification, or admit that they don't have that piece of info available!), and don't trot out the old "computers are way too complicated, and useless anyways" every other sentence.

      There _are_ plenty of jobs for which the computer isn't the important part. It's not what makes them money.

      If they are so unimportant, then don't waste tech support's time over them either...

    4. Re:Heh. You're funny by QMO · · Score: 1

      "I'm convinced there's a "net station" market out there,"

      At least twice, since I've been paying attention, others have been sure of that same thing. They've introduced products, and gone out of business.

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    5. Re:Heh. You're funny by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      The point is still that what you expect from them is the exact opposite of what all the barrage of ads told them. The ads told them some variant of "hey, just plug it in and turn it on, and you're online! It's easy! It just works!"

      Well, that's the phenomenon you're dealing with. You get people on the phone expecting that it just works. And I find it fairly understandable if some are pissed off that they got sold something that doesn't work as advertised.

      You're also expecting a level of cooperation from that user that _is_ entirely unreasonable in any other industry. If his new car doesn't start, Joe Average just picks the phone, calls the service centre, and has it repaired for him. Joe doesn't expect someone on the phone telling him "ok, I want you to open the hood and measure the battery voltage... how many volts does it show?" That's basically what you're expecting from him there.

      And again, it's not something that marketting told him.

      Basically what I'm saying is that (_if_ you're in tech support) it's not those users that are your enemy, it's the marketting guys who are... well, certainly not "enemy" but the direct cause of your misery. What you deal with is the fallout from marketting run amok without any reality check, and then basically expecting _you_ to turn their wild promises into reality.

      The users are the scammed ones there. Marketting on the other hand, chances are they knew they're lying, and they knew that it will be you taking the flak for it. They actually planned around it.

      "If they are so unimportant, then don't waste tech support's time over them either..."

      Which still translates roughly into "ok, we got your money, now shut up and don't call us if it doesn't work." I'm sure you can see what's flawed in that business model.

      Here's an idea: if you want them to make that decision, how about giving them the data to make an informed decision _before_ getting their money? _If_ they had known up-front what kind of time investment and expertise is required of them, and still decided "bah, it's not worth my time, but I'll buy it anyway", then you'd have a valid point. Until then, sorry, nope.

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    6. Re:Heh. You're funny by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      You're also expecting a level of cooperation from that user that _is_ entirely unreasonable in any other industry. If his new car doesn't start, Joe Average just picks the phone, calls the service centre, and has it repaired for him.

      However, Joe Average will at least say that his car doesn't start. Or that its front left bumper was dinged by a bus. Or that his front right power window doesn't open. In a word: he will describe what the problem is, so that the service center will be able to schedule appropriate time for repairs and/or order the correct replacement parts. Nobody in his right mind would call up his garage and just say "my car has a problem" without actually saying what the problem is...

      Joe doesn't expect someone on the phone telling him "ok, I want you to open the hood and measure the battery voltage... how many volts does it show?"

      Hmm, I dunno about you, but when calling about such an issue (car wouldn't start), the service person asked me "do you hear any noise when attempting to start it". My answer: "No, completely silent". And an hour later the guy was there with a new battery ;-)

      Ok, you can't ask the user to fire up a kernel debugger and check read out full stack traces to you over the phone. But IMHO it's not too much to ask the user to describe what he says (monitor stays blank), or read the error messages which he sees when attempting to do whatever it is what he wants done ("It says 'Could not resolve slashdot.org' whenever I try to go to slashdot").

      it's not those users that are your enemy, it's the marketting guys who are... well, certainly not "enemy" but the direct cause of your misery. What you deal with is the fallout from marketting run amok without any reality check, and then basically expecting _you_ to turn their wild promises into reality.

      So very true... And what's worse: it's enough that one company does it (*cough* Microsoft *cough*), and suddenly users behave the same way even against more ethical companies and/or associations ("but aren't computers supposed to be simple/trivial to use?")

    7. Re:Heh. You're funny by Lorkki · · Score: 1
      What cracks me up is the nerd infatuation with, basically, "only the trivia _I_ know are the essential things. And you're an idiot if you don't know them, no matter how utterly useless or irrelevant they are to _your_ job or interests."

      You've completely misunderstood the stereotypical tech support frustration. A difficult customer is difficult wether he appears in a bank, an insurance company or a grocery store.

      What completely drives tech support people nuts, I suppose, are people whose first presumption is that the guy at the other end is a complete arse to begin with, and one should at no circumstance help with solving the problem. In other words: this is broken, you are being paid, I want this fixed yesterday.

      Of course, if computers are utterly useless or irrelevant to the task at hand, why call support anyway?

      Computers are nowhere near that easy yet, or not without investing some signifficant time.

      Is this supposed to surprise someone? Computers are not simple devices. Neither are cars, but the user interfaces are designed to hide that fact. That is, up and until something goes wrong. That's what tech support and experts are for, but the difference is that usually people have some level of respect for car repair people.

  194. Underwhelming! by RKBA · · Score: 1
    "...the researchers found that our learning process was similar to other biological organisms..."

    Duh, who'da thunk it. :->

    I wonder how much that study cost?

  195. The brain works by pattern matching by master_p · · Score: 1

    The huge analog network that is the brain has one big task: to do pattern matching on the input and recall the good/bad degree of the current experience. Once that is decided, then the organism either reacts positively or negatively. We humans call these 'emotions'. The whole experience is stored back to the brain for later processing. The whole concept is centered around survival.

    The difference between machines and humans is not that machines are digital and humans are analog: analog processing can be simulated with neural networks. The difference is also not in the processing capacity: one day they will be powerful enough computers to simulate the entire human brain. The difference between machines and humans (and any other organism) is that humans need to survive, and they constantly seek ways to extend and prolong their survival, whereas machines don't do that. That's the reason biological organisms evolve, while computers sit their idle to be commanded.

  196. Really?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one goes in the 'no shit' pile...

    ...and to think: someone's time & money was forever wasted in determining that, when all's said and done, apples are not oranges. Bravo. Et tu, greater reality? Have you a mystery that man cannot pull from your cold, dead fingers?

  197. analogue is the future by pbhj · · Score: 1

    I welcome our new analogue processing overlords.

    Or was that done already.

    PS: In American that's "anal-og pro-sess'ng o-vr-lds" ;0)>

  198. Good article by vikstar · · Score: 1

    What the hell are people complaining about? I say good post Roland. I find this article quite interesting. I have always thought that given two stimulii the human brain would process those stimulii in parallel, and only synchronise upon the process of making a descision. This very interesting research shows that we can only process one stimulii at a time. As a result, perhaps we could create neural networks and artificial brains that are more powerful than humans much sooner that anticipated.

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  199. Re:really?!? by Dharma's+Dad · · Score: 1
    Since the hand driving a mouse does not move solely at either a 0 or 90 degree angle, that means my brain cannot be "digital"???

    Shades of gray cannot be quantified and represented in binary???

    Just think of the next batch of graphics cards that take into account that digital technology cannot deal with shades of gray or curves:

    Coming this Fall, the latest in DIGITAL graphics technology - 4x4 pixel displays with *single* bit color! Highest frame rates in history!!!

    And this just in: all celestial bodies move across our sky, so Earth MUST be the stationary center of the universe! Yikes!

  200. whill this guy just... disappear ? by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    I guess that many of you think that our brains are working like clusters of computers

    Uhm. No. In fact this cries out loud for BS: we design A to mimic B, then say B works like A. Get lost.

    But each of these processors, in our brain or in a cluster of computers, is supposed to act sequentially.

    Uhm. No. Again, galactical bullshit. It wouldn't hurt to read a bit about neurobiology [e.g. it was a compulsory subject in our IT course back then] before writing crap.

    Sometimes I just seem to have enough. /. used to be a technology news site, not some magazine for 6pack rice farmers.

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  201. And now for something nasty by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, we're all nerds, and we're all arrogant.

    But what cracks me up is that the most arrogant assholes are the ones with the least skill or achievement. When you see someone harping the most about how he's uber-L33T because he knows what an IP address is, and how everyone else is an idiot... chances are it's someone who actually knows the _least_ about those. Chances are it's not a programmer who actually writes socket code, it's not a hardware engineer who's designed a network card, etc. No siree, it's a script-reader from the hell-desk that does the "I'm so l33t and everyone else is an idiot" fuss.

    So you want to call people idiots if they don't know some computer trivia you know (off a list of canned answers)? Well, then being an EE and having some 20+ years of programming experience, I'll call _you_ an idiot, because you're below _my_ skill level.

    Sure, you know what an IP or port number is or how to find it out in Windows. (Or can find it out on your list of canned answers.) But can you actually _use_ a socket on that port? Can you for example write a game server that listens on that port? If I gave you an old network card, can you find the right Linux kernel driver and change it to make it work with that card? Or what?

    Or, ok, you do know what an IP address is. Congrats. Do you also know what a B-Tree is, how it works, and how to implement one in your code? Do you also know the difference between, say, MergeSort and QuickSort, and the influence of external (e.g., DB file on a disk) vs internal (in RAM) sorting on their performance? Can you implement either purely as, say, a state-machine driven by exceptions to signal state changes, just to prove that you actually understand the algorithm, as opposed to copying someone else's code off the net? Do you know the difference between bitmap indexes and b-tree indexes in Oracle, and can discuss when you might need one instead of the other?

    Hey, it's computer stuff too. Very basic stuff too, nothing esoteric. We established already that computer stuff matters, and you're an idiot if there's something you don't know about them.

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    1. Re:And now for something nasty by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

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    2. Re:And now for something nasty by wpiman · · Score: 1
      Do you also know what a B-Tree is

      No but, if you hum a few bars, I can fake it.

    3. Re:And now for something nasty by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1
      This is the most insightful post I've read on /. in a long time. This also applies to the workplace. I've always found that the folks who know the least about something are usually the ones who claim they know the most (and who screw it up so the rest of us have to clean up after them). And, of course, those same people usually end up being promoted to management because they are more vocal than those who just do their job. This is where they do even more damage.

      In complete contrast to this, the people who ask a lot of questions, admit when they don't know something (after all, it's impossible to know everything), and have a real interest in technology (as opposed to money, corporate politics, BMWs, etc...), are the most technically competent that I have worked woth.

      Disclaimer: this is based on experience at the last place I worked - my current employer seems to have much more logical hiring practices that filter out the clueless.

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    4. Re:And now for something nasty by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Oh, yeah!?!? Well... Well... Your Mother!

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    5. Re:And now for something nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "yo mama" you idiot! :)

    6. Re:And now for something nasty by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the reason is that the smarter you are, the more you realise you know nothing.

      It's like any complex problem where it seems easy until you look into it. The more you understand about it, the more you realise how little you understand.

      Me? I know that I know nothing at all - so I must be the wisest guy alive *grin*.

    7. Re:And now for something nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zerocool? What's lamer... that you chose a /. nick based on a really cheesy movie, or that I recognize it?

    8. Re:And now for something nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok Socrates.

    9. Re:And now for something nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the poster was complaining about customers not wanting to provide basic information to have their problem solved. He was not being arrogant because he knew what an IP address is and the customer did not.

      It is the same as if a patient did not want to provide her doctor with basic symptoms description, and still threatening the doctor with a nasty letter to his supervisor if she was not cured.

    10. Re:And now for something nasty by twifosp · · Score: 1
      Exactly!

      I used to be a phone tech, so I understand you can vent about a stupid customer here and there. But just the kind of customers that aren't willing to learn or follow instructions.

      I'd rather help an 80 year old grandmother, who's never even used a calculator, but who is willing to follow all of my instructions; than an arrogant "I know everything" network admin.

      But you're always going to have techs that complain. People who use computers everday can do so and still not care exactly how they work.

      I want to know how many slashdotters use their cars everyday to drive to work, but also know EXACTLY how an internal combustion engine works. Or if they could rebuild an engine if asked. Or if they even know what kind of suspension is in their car, or the brands on their tires without looking.

      The point is, because you don't know what an ip address is, doesn't make you stupid. It means you didn't care to learn. The only thing that makes you stupid is judging people based on limited interaction.

    11. Re:And now for something nasty by crayz · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The distinction being missed is between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance is fine - everyone is ignorant about everything to begin with, and many people don't have any real reason to end their ignorance for specific things(I'm ignorant about the politics of Elizabethan England. So what?)

      The problem is not ignorant people, but people who are stupid and/or have a bad attitude. You get people who don't know what they're doing but won't admit it, won't follow your instructions, won't give you information you request from them, get angry that they can't simply say "my e-mail isn't working" and have it fixed(even when it's patiently explained to them why this is so, etc.

      This isn't some dick measuring contest about how many sorting algorithms you can code, it's a simple desire for people to be polite and helpful when they're asking for someone else's assistance

    12. Re:And now for something nasty by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      A well rounded geek.

      When I want to do something I make sure I know everything about it. I built my own car, Jeep actually from several diffrent parts. started with a Jeep Wrangler, ripped out everything put in a 4.3L V6, heavy duty transmission from a Charokee, custome drive shaft, ford 8.8 rear end with ARB locker. All new suspention etc etc etc...

      When I wanted to learn computers I went through everything from ip addresses, networking, hardware, software, development, dos windows 3x windows9x then to Linux and Unix Sun servers IBM servers built up from scratch.

      About a year ago I wanted to learn how to vacuum form. Did a little research and built my own vacuum forming table. Ordered some ABS plastic made some molds and started vacuum forming.

      I didn't like the layout of my house so I got a sledge hammer and knocked out some walls, redid electrical put in new plumbing moved the entire kitchen to a more logical place within the new floor plan. Put in all new cabinets and utilities.

      When I decided I wanted a MAME cabinet I did some research, went to home depot and got some MDF board and drew up some plans. put it together ordered the controller parts got the computer and wired everything together.

      Other than a few friends to help hold and support some things and the internet for research I've done all this my self. I rearly every pay someone to do something unless it requires a large manufactureing facility to complete such as my kitchen counter tops, printed circut boards for computers and these kinds of things.

      I'm bored of typeing now and don't have a good closure for this bragging session mainly because it is not something I usually do.

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    13. Re:And now for something nasty by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

      The issue here isn't that people don't know about their computers, it's that they insist that they know things which they don't. This plagues absolutely every skilled profession -- look at all the people who decide they understand their condition better than their doctor and self-medicate, or the people who (true story) expect a master carpenter to build them a fancy table for the cost of the wood. I don't necessarily think that the poster is being arrogant in saying that it's unfair to have to deal with people who demand the impossible from you, lie about what they did and didn't do, and then expect to place the blame on you.

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  202. sex ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our brains don t think like computers because my laptop does not think about sex as much as i do..

    Although it tries to store many gigs of it..

  203. Wonderful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our brain is biological!

  204. Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truth is inherently binary.

    At a fundamental level, either a percept was detected or not detected.

    If I recall correctly, neurons have a threshold voltage at which they will fire. Thus either the neuron fired or it did not fire.

    Of course, this assumes a strictly materialistic view of the brain; that is matter is the only substance in the universe of discourse. However, if matter and mind both exist as substance, then I suppose it is possible that mind can be continous rather than discrete.

    If the physical universe is just particles in motion, then the "forms of space dimensions (i.e. length, width, height, numbers of particles) are encoded into even the materialist structure, and since such "forms" are not "things", then there is a substance other than matter. (Geisler 57)

    A purely materialistic brain is discrete, for such a brain could be no other way.

    References:
    Geisler, N., Hoffman, P. (2003). Why I Am a Christian: Leading Thinkers Explain Why They Believe. Baker Books. Grand Rapids, MI.

    p.s. If anyone has a problem with a Christian citation, look up Alvin Plantinga in the Cambridge Dictionary of Philosophy...

  205. it's strange ... by alphex_kaanoken · · Score: 1

    i think that the main difference between computers and brains is algorithms for the searching.
    Out brains use associative algorithms, but computers use linear-like algorithms.
    in addition, don't forget `microcode' ;-) that used on this differrent devices.

    PS Sorry for my english

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    1. Re:it's strange ... by wpiman · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about CAMs. Because most PCs use straight addressable memory doesn't mean computing doesn't have parellel searches.

    2. Re:it's strange ... by alphex_kaanoken · · Score: 1

      Yes, i know , but it doesn't that they identical.
      Brain have a complex algorithms for inromation search at other level, in example when we trying to remember what we seen yersterday we don't use search algorithm on the binary level - i think.But maybe it's just something like a program in our head, i can wrong of couse ;-)

      PS Sorry for my english

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  206. Amazing by peterpi · · Score: 1
    "the researchers found that our learning process was similar to other biological organisms"

    Fuckin ell, who'da thunk it?

  207. Here's one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For TEH FRIST PSOT

    suckers

  208. New slashdot category by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
    Shouldn't this go into the "No shit, Sherlock" category?

  209. In the year 2000... by darrienj · · Score: 1

    ... our computers will get laid more than we do.

  210. Godel doesn't apply to reality, yet it's complete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The key question is, are they really? Reality is complete and yet it is consistent. Something is missing.

    A fundamental concept of Godel is that we're dealing with systems that have a finite number of axioms. But does reality have a finite number of axioms? IMO, it seems doubtful. If we were able to test all unprovable statements (a very big if) like Euclid's fifth axiom and the axiom of choice against reality, and added those axioms to our logical system, we'd end up with an infinite number of axioms because there are an infinite number of unprovable statements. In such a system, every statement is complete and consistent because every unprovable statement has been assigned a true/false value and remains consistent. Godel doesn't apply because we define it not to apply.

    And that's the kicker. Our mind doesn't just settle for the axioms which we know are true. We constantly add axioms (and remove them) as we learn. Our brains are limitted, but we tend to focus on only a limitted number of problems at one time. As far as our limitted experiences go, Godel effectively doesn't apply because we define it not to apply.

    I really don't see how this sort of thing could ever be coded into a computer.

  211. Roland Piquepaille: Bandwidth Thief by mrighi · · Score: 1

    Did anybody else notice that the image on Roland's home page is being hosted at Cornell.edu? The image in question is http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/June05/Spivey_ env.jpg

    Roland, when you copy and paste the HTML from somebody else's web site, at least move the images to your server. You're stealing other sites' content, other sites' bandwidth and giving them none of the ad revenue they could potentially realize if Slashdot linked directly to the original source!

  212. 1110110110110101011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    101110110011011010111011010101000011101010011...*w akes up*...huh? oh sorry, i was just thinking to myself

  213. NEWS JUST IN! by fishbot · · Score: 1

    Humans 'similar to other biological organisms'

    More on this shocking new theory at 8

  214. Wheeler was right by Randym · · Score: 1
    ...you do not have to be in one state or another like a computer, but can have values in between -- you can be partially in one state and another, and then eventually gravitate to a unique interpretation...

    We've finally found where the quantum states at the macro level are: *inside*, not "outside". By this logic, we've found "God": the *external*, "quantum" events *we* 'observe' are *inside* the 'universal conciousness': there isn't really any 'outside'.

    Wrap your mind around that: as if you could avoid doing so...8^D

    That's why I say Wheeler was right: all universes in 'fact' *do* exist, probabilities are allways [sic] 'splitting off' and the four dimensions we "perceive" are kind of a 'hypnotic illusion' we accept AS "reality" (wonder why). (Although some humans perceive more than four.) Those who "draw a line" between 'inside' and 'outside' are *less* "sane" (in the sense of correctly comprehending "reality"), because they have accepted a limitation that doesn't "really" exist. ('Sanity' defined that way is more 'realistic' than defining sanity as 'correctly adhering to the group perceptual norm'.) If we truly understood the nature of the physical system, we wouldn't even be 'perceiving' -- but we would most *certainly* 'know'.

    If you can't *erase the line in your mind*, look at it like this: Scientifically, look at it in terms of string theory: 4 external "fixed" dimensions, 7 internal "probabilistic" dimensions. Religiously, look at it this way: an external universe bounded by God's laws, an internal universe bounded by God's imagination. (It's a start.)

    If there is no "outside", then 'God' must be right here inside *with* us; to draw a crude analogy, the 'electromagnetic noise' of our own consciousness usually overwhelms the 'gravity' of "his". It cannot be *proven*; we cannot meet [him] (except, perhaps, "symbolically" -- but what, then, *isn't* a symbol?): yet, you just 'know' "it".

    The brain, then, is like a useful 'lens' for us beginning conciousnesses; otherwise, we'd be like a baby, continually experiencing a "blooming, buzzing confusion", as we perceived *everything at once*. like 'God' does. We needed to cut down the stimuli to get things done, but, with our 'ego', we've cut it down *too much*: we *should be* perceiving more of the continually branching probablity states than we [generally] do. It's time to really *use our brains* to *really* use our brains.

    If we were able to design a more subjective science of conciousness, we wouldn't be so susceptible to religion-based manipulations of our perceptual and conceptual 'inceptions', because we'd *see through* better. Clever experiments, like this one, are a start, but they are still treating the brain behavioristically, like a black box. We need a 21st century William James (who very nicely conceptualized 'introspection' back in the 19th century -- before the advent of Freud's "objective" psychoanalysis.)

    Remember: "it's all inside".

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  215. Duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was known ages ago. Back in the day, the rage wasn't modeling brains as computers but trying to build circuits, or software that imitated the way networks of neurons operated (neural nets, and other similar learning networks).

    RF.

  216. the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how many shades of gray?

    16? 256? 65536??

  217. It's official! by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    From here on anyone who can't construct an ALU(or at least a fp-div unit) from dominoes is to be considered completely retarded.

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  218. Where does this crap come from???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about it. Pay attention to how you see the world. Literally, with your eyes. Pay attention to how you shift focus and select what your brain is working on.

    Watch your dog or pet turtle do the same.

    Now, think about how you got to this state. Obsere newbrns and children. New born animals. They don't now anything yet. I doubt they are self aware. Which is the goal of an intelligent machine.

    Watch a newborn human or animal. What do they spend most of their waking time doing? Early on, they are integrating themselves with their environments. Thay flail around and slowly develop motor control. At first they are making the dstinction between themselves and everything else. They sleep a lot because it takes a lot of processing to build the model. It's my opinion, based on observation, that motor skill is not just about learnng how to control ones body. It's constructing a highly organized, in coarse to fine order, awareness of self vs world. Psychologists have some fancy name for what happens when the small child eventually figures out that momma is not part of 'self'. See momma has been pretty controllable over the early years so the distinction was not clear.

    If you think about the way you see the world, it's the same sort of filtering in real time. The model has been built, but there is way more information there than you need to interact with it. You live in your model world with the degree of input correlation corresponding to the detail you need to tie this model to the outside.

    This should not be difficult to 'program' into a machine once a consequences imperative is added. I've yet to see any AI work which includes the NOT side of learning. i.e. 'this hand in the fire is NOT good, it burned the fuck out of me!'

    Anyway, go pay attentionand think about what you are seeing and experiencing.

  219. My brain works like a computer.... by LifeMatesCanada.Com · · Score: 2, Funny

    Takes it at least 10 minutes to boot up in the morning.

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  220. 101001101101010100101001101010 by crusty_architect · · Score: 1

    1010001110101010101000101110101110110101011101 001110101010100000111110001001010100101010101001 00111011010101010100111011000111...Do robots dream of electric sheep?

  221. And the point is ... ??? by galego · · Score: 1
    By tracking mouse movements of students working with their computers, the researchers found that our learning process was similar to other biological organisms: we're not learning through a series of 0's and 1's. Instead, our brain is cascading through shades of grey."

    It doesn't take alll that much 'study' to figure out that we don't quite process like computers (or them quite like us .. who was here first anyway?). In many ways, a lot of people wish they could process like computers (and a lot of geeks wish other people could/would process that way). Of course, computers don't process exactly like we do ..

    And I quote: In his study, 42 students listened to instructions to click on pictures of different objects on a computer screen. When the students heard a word, such as "candle," and were presented with two pictures whose names did not sound alike, such as a candle and a jacket, the trajectories of their mouse movements were quite straight and directly to the candle. But when the students heard "candle" and were presented with two pictures with similarly sounding names, such as candle and candy, they were slower to click on the correct object, and their mouse trajectories were much more curved. Spivey said that the listeners started processing what they heard even before the entire word was spoken.

    See, the computer actually waits for input, prompts and so forth. I know we'd like to build impatient computers that jump the gun before they get all the input that is necessary to make a correct decision!! People forget that we came up with these computers ... TO HELP US/use as tools ... not replace us. (And if that were to ever happen, it's because of the general populace's apathy while a few people seek to assert their control ... kind of how we've let our government go here in the US.)

    In some ways, we seem to have come to envy the computer and its processing power. And in some ways, humans could benefit by emulating a computer (waiting for the input until they start processing/making decisions/talking). We know that computers don't work exactly like us ... that's why there are efforts out there like predictor systems, fuzzy logic and so forth. To try and get them closer to us.

    That all said, there are (IMO) still some significant similarities ... and that's all I believe there ever was .. similarities. We have short-term (like RAM) and long-term memory (Floppy/HD/CD) similar to a computer. But, we don't have a save/search mechanism as formal as the computer does .. or is the commonly employed 'save' mechanism a substitute for whatever allows to flag something as worthy of saving long-term? What makes us attach one item to another in the schemas in our head? There's still a lot to learn about here.

    But I don't think the fact that we don't think in only 1's and 0's is ground-breaking news.
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  222. Roland Piquepaille? Bring Back Jon Katz! by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 0

    nuff said

    .

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  223. i still think the brain works like a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In thinking of cognition as working as a biological organism does, on the other hand, you do not have to be in one state or another like a computer, but can have values in between"

    Isn't that why they invented floating point values?

  224. same old story by dario_moreno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For centuries, people have compared the human brain with the most advanced technology of the era : clocks in the 17th century, automatons in the 18th, Jacquard weaving machines or steam engines during the 19th, automated telephone exchanges in the 1920's, and digital computers from the 1950's on. Now it's (neural) networks, quantum computers or fuzzy logic, but the idea is the same.

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  225. It's still only a simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can simulate atom bomb bursts all day long and not a single gamma ray will escape.

    You can simulate a brain all day long and not a single thought will occur.

    However, you can download your brain to a computer. In fact I'm doing it now, and if you respond you are too.

    www.mcgrew.info/

  226. Brains vs. Processors by StormReaver · · Score: 1

    My first response to this article is, "no shit, since a direct comparison is never what people meant to begin with."

    When we draw comparisons between computers and brains, it's in a sense of gross generalizations rather than one to one correspondence. No one is dumb enough to suggest that human brains process information in terms of 1s and 0s (though I may be mistaken, since there are people dumb enough to believe in gods, demons, and devils).

    However, brains are segmented (if not always cleanly) into specialized segments -- parts of the brain handle vision, parts handle speech (and apparently music), etc. It is in this regard that big-picture parallels can be drawn between computers and brains.

    These parallels are not by chance most of the time, as much human technology is inspired by knowledge of natural processes.

  227. This is junk science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or rather, the author's opinion that he has made a great discovery is based on his own crude misreading of the prevailing literature. We understand neural processing to function in a continuous but where its not massively important like any other group of scientists we represent only the relevant factors and for ease modelling and explanation pretend events are sequential. For decades now it has been acknowledged that human cognition is continuous and probabilistic in nature (a famous example would be Richard Gregory's paper on perceptions as hypotheses). There is a large literature on recombinant pathways in the visual cortex, again the figures presented by Zeki of feedforward neural processing are understood to be a useful representation of what goes on, not a literal representation of it. Nothing to see here, just an Assistant Professor who hasn't a clue what he's up to. The only surprise is that nobody in the faculty at Cornell has had a quiet word in his ear.

  228. I'm no fan of Roland's, but..... by Lurker+McLurker · · Score: 1

    You get modded insightful for saying "fuck off" now?
    What do I get for saying "cunt"?

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  229. Speak for yourselves... by GoogleBot · · Score: 1
    Speak for yourselves, meatbags.

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  230. We're made mostly of water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no "discreteness" to water above the molecular level.

    There is no "discreteness" in nature at all. E.g., what is the exact figure for pi?

  231. God is a flawed construct. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Every God is lame because he cannot know he is lame.

    (Or, as George Carlin put it: 'God can do anything' Well 'Can God make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it?')

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    1. Re:God is a flawed construct. by ThosLives · · Score: 1
      The problem with a statement like that is you have incorrect assumptions about the system in which you're making the statement - this is also an important aspect of things like Godel.

      For instance, what does it mean to lift something? What does it mean to create something? What do you mean by 'can do anything'? You have to define those things first - rigorously - before you can even approach your question. The odd thing is, I believe folks have done this before, and they have discovered that the question as posed above is ill-formed. It's kind of like the "So have you stopped beating your wife?" question, where the only responses are "no","yes", and "I cannot answer the question 'yes' or 'no' as it is posed because the assumptions are incorrect."

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    2. Re:God is a flawed construct. by mutterc · · Score: 1
      This sort of logical paradox when thinking about God comes from the same logical paradoxes when throwing around infinite quantities.

      This comes down to "God's lifting capacity is +\Inf, the weight of the rock He creates is also +\Inf, so which is larger?" but it's meaningless mathematically to compare two infinite quantities.

      Infinity-problems also plague other theological logical arguments.

    3. Re:God is a flawed construct. by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      My favorite is that if God is infinite but one can still perceive part of God, then they are perceiving a finite part of infinity... and any finite value over infinity counts for zero, so they're really not perceiving anything at all. Even Jesus says you can't perceive God or Heaven with the senses. But yet we have so many Christians out there who think that God is "speaking" to them. Bugs me out to no end.

    4. Re:God is a flawed construct. by kmuskrat · · Score: 1

      Any idea where this was stated by Jesus? I'm curious to read that passage.

    5. Re:God is a flawed construct. by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "(Or, as George Carlin put it: 'God can do anything' Well 'Can God make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it?')"

      One of God's properties is that He or It or Whatever is omnipotent, no? The _supreme_ being? Why would a supreme being need to obey logic? Your riddle supposes that logic is the supreme entity or force in the universe. I would expect a omnipotent, supreme-being type God to be able to do non-sensical, as well as sensical things.

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    6. Re:God is a flawed construct. by Darby · · Score: 1

      This comes down to "God's lifting capacity is +\Inf, the weight of the rock He creates is also +\Inf, so which is larger?" but it's meaningless mathematically to compare two infinite quantities.


      Ignoring your theological statements, your mathematical statements are dead wrong. There is a large chunk of mathematics which meaningfully compares various different infinities.
      Here is a decent place to start. It's an absolute (mathematically speaking) proof that while there are an infinite amount of integers and an infinite amount of real numbers there are (in a very well defined sense) more real numbers than there are integers.

      This isn't at all like the fact that there are "more" integers than there are even integers i.e. all even integers are integers, but there are integers that are not even. In this case there are the same infinite number of integers as there are even integers.
      The infinite number corresponding to the integers (and the naturals, and the rationals etc) is fundamentally different than the infinite number corresponding to the real numbers.

    7. Re:God is a flawed construct. by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      "and any finite value over infinity counts for zero"

      Hmm, no.

      If space covers a finite volume, then every part of that space would have an infinite amount of God per unit area inside it assuming God is infinite in space. Course you could have God outside of the space whatever that might mean.

    8. Re:God is a flawed construct. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have ever heard of discrete math, then you know that you can compare infinities. As a very simple example, I can prove to you that a semi-circle is "more infinite" than a line in a certain demonstrable way. First, draw a point. Now draw a line that does not go through the point. There are infinitely many rays with the point as endpoint that go through the line. Now, draw a semi-circle with the point as the would be center of the full circle. Now it is obvious that there are infinitely many rays you can draw in this case as well. Critically, though, rays can be draw going through the two endpoints of the semi-circle. These rays did not exist in the case of the line, because they would have been parallel to the line and would never have gone through it. Therefore, more rays can be constructed in the case with the semi-circle despite the fact that both cases are dealing with infinites.

    9. Re:God is a flawed construct. by CodeMonkey4Hire · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:God is a flawed construct. by mutterc · · Score: 1
      Interesting. I'd never gotten involved in set theory.

      The articles seem to be saying that there are two kinds of infinite quantities:

      • Countably infinite, where there are an infinite number of things but you could enumerate them all given infinite time/space, like the set of integers.
      • Uncountably infinite, where there are an infinite number of things but you could never enumerate them all, even in infinite time/space, like the real numbers.
      They also show that "uncountably infinite" is strictly greater than "countably infinite", which makes sense.

      The article links to "continuum hypothesis", which says there are no values between countably infinite and uncountably infinite, but it has not been proven.

      Are there other ways to compare infinite quantities? (I'm genuinely interested.)

    11. Re:God is a flawed construct. by Egregius · · Score: 1

      George Carlin might be a very funny and insightful man, but that quote is a few centuries older than Carlin.

    12. Re:God is a flawed construct. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      My favorite is that if God is infinite but one can still perceive part of God, then they are perceiving a finite part of infinity... and any finite value over infinity counts for zero, so they're really not perceiving anything at all

      This is just a version of Zeno's paradox, which means Achilles can never pass the tortoise. But he can. Explained by the theory of integration, summing infinite series (Isaac Newton, IIRC). I'm much too rusty on this, but look it up in an introduction to calculus if you are interested.

    13. Re:God is a flawed construct. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      'What does it mean to create something?'

      The first law of thermodynamics tells us that nothing is created or destroyed it can only be changed.

      Since God can create, then God can do 'anything' even things that are impossible.

      So, God can create a rock that it too heavy for him to lift, and he can also lift that rock.

      I think the answer you are looking for is 'mu' or 'wu', the famous answer to "does a dog have Buddha nature", to indicate that the question was of false premise.

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    14. Re:God is a flawed construct. by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Are there other ways to compare infinite quantities? (I'm genuinely interested.)

      Yes, lots of them.

      There are ways to compare different kinds of uncountable infinities using Cantor's techniques: see cardinal arithmetic and ordinal arithmetic.

      The smallest cardinal number is aleph-0, which is the cardinality (number of) the natural numbers, N.

      Then you can define the power set P(N) of the natural numbers, which is the set of all subsets of the natural numbers, i.e.
      P(N) = { {1}, {2}, ..., {1,2}, {1,3}, ..., {1,2,3} ... }

      The cardinal number aleph-1 is defined to be the cardinality of P(N). Going on, we can define an infinite number of cardinals. The (n+1)st cardinal corresponds to the cardinality of the power set of the set whose cardinality is the nth cardinal. In cardinal arithmetic terms,

      aleph_(n+1) = 2^aleph_n

      Cardinal arithmetic is pretty wacky. The biggest infinity always dominates, so you have things like
      aleph_0 + aleph_1 = aleph_1, aleph_0 * aleph_0 and aleph_0 = aleph_0 - 1.

      (As an aside, the last bit led to the incredibly popular school bus song:

      Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,

      Aleph-null bottles of beer,

      Take one down, pass it around

      Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall!
      )

      One of the cool results of cardinal arithmetic is that the size of the real line is the same as the size of R^n for any n: that is, c = c^n for any n>1, where c is the cardinality of the real numbers.

    15. Re:God is a flawed construct. by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Cardinal arithmetic is pretty wacky. The biggest infinity always dominates, so you have things like
      aleph_0 + aleph_1 = aleph_1, aleph_0 * aleph_0 and aleph_0 = aleph_0 - 1.


      Sorry, this should read :

      Cardinal arithmetic is pretty wacky. The biggest infinity always dominates, so you have things like
      aleph_0 + aleph_1 = aleph_1, aleph_0 * aleph_1 = aleph_1, and aleph_0 = aleph_0 - 1.

    16. Re:God is a flawed construct. by mutterc · · Score: 1
      incredibly popular school bus song
      I'd forgotten just how non-geeky my high school was...
    17. Re:God is a flawed construct. by lgw · · Score: 1
      The diagonalization proof (as presented in the Wikipedia article) is subtly flawed, by the way. It's interesting that the proof doesn't work at all in binary:
      In the case of numbers with two decimal expansions, like 0.499 ... = 0.500 ..., we pick the one ending in nines.
      If you take as an axiom that 0.4999... and 0.5000... are different spellings of the same number, then in binary this is true of 0.1000... and 0.0111..., and it's easy to arrange the numbers such that the diagonal number ends in 000... and is just a different spelling of a number already in your list.

      In any case, there are two groups of real numbers: the "computable reals", which are those that can be represented by a formula of finite length, and are therefore clearly of the same order of infinity as the integers, and the "non-computable reals", which can't be so represented. There is a mathematics of non-computable reals, but it takes as an axiom that 0.4999... and 0.5000... are actually *different* numbers (and therefore there are no integers, as it turns out).

      This all comes back to what Goedel's theorum *realy* says (in my interpretation): any rich mathematical system allows one to write down a string of symbols that are grammatically valid, but are in fact nonsense to that system. (The non-computable reals, BTW, in which anything you can write down makes sense to the system, are not a field, and the mathematics is not rich enough for Goedel's theorum to apply).
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    18. Re:God is a flawed construct. by saforrest · · Score: 1

      I'd forgotten just how non-geeky my high school was...

      Yeah, mine was not particularly geeky either. I'm afraid I've never actually had a chance to sing the aleph-null song on a real school bus, and no, I don't regret this.

    19. Re:God is a flawed construct. by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      "The kingdom of God is not coming with signs to be observed; nor will they say, 'Lo, here it is!' or 'There!' for behold, the kingdom of God is in the midst of you." Luke 17:20. is really the only verbose quote I can come up with. But the "among us" part makes that a bit disputable.

      All of the Jesus quotes on heaven in the bible mostly just draw a distinction between heaven and earth... creating metaphors about those who have the least are the most blessed, those who make themselves like children (unexperience, blank slates) are blessed... etc. etc. To me that just says there is nothing to understand in any way (conceptually, emotionally, even unconsciously) about God or Heaven or how to experience either. Jesus says that the kingdom of God is "within you" in our "heart". What is at our "heart" is not really something perceptible. That's the whole question of "What are you? Where does 'you' begin?". Not much of an answerable question.
      But I've been reading a lot of Thomas Merton lately, so that's where I'm getting my influence on the subject of God and nothingness. It's eastern thought more than it is contemporary western. I should also mention that I have no idea what I'm talking about when it comes to God or nothingness... and that no one else does either. :)

    20. Re:God is a flawed construct. by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      If God exists in infinite dimensions... let's shoot for at least existing in 5. I'll look that up though, paradox solutions rock my world.

    21. Re:God is a flawed construct. by kmuskrat · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the quote! That's very interesting. I've been taking a look at religion a bit lately, and discussing with people who (I agree with) believe that "heaven and hell are within" rather than an actual place. I learned that is somewhat related to Buddha's teachings when I was in Thailand a couple weeks ago.

      Thanks for the reply! =)

  232. Compu-brain by dbucowboy · · Score: 1

    I can hear it now... "Where do I plug my compu-brain into my head at?"

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  233. Come on! by gnurob · · Score: 1

    Did this answer really need research. I had thought of this before my parents thought I was old enough to drive. Let me know if you would like to save money on further research.

  234. Can computers write software as well as humans? by endoplasmicMessenger · · Score: 1

    When a computer can write a software program that plays chess as well as a human, then I'll be impressed.

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  235. I, Robot by DCheesi · · Score: 1

    The interesting thing about this is that it almost sounds like the "positronic brains" in Asimov's robot novels functioned. He decribed a system in which competing "potentials" in the robot's brain would rise and fall continuously in response to external input and the interaction of his Three Laws. If the potentials were conflicting, the robot could wind up in limbo, stuck between one path and another.

    I always thought that this was a rather outdated, analog way of thinking about things. I felt that modern computer-ish concepts were more likely to govern future robots' behavior. But if our own brains work this way, it may be only natural for us to design robots that think this way as well. Maybe Asimov wasn't so far off?

    (Of course the examples of conflicting potentials in Asimov's novels are still terribly simplistic compared to the level of complexity that would actually be involved...)

    1. Re:I, Robot by raygunz · · Score: 1

      We could design robots (and other AI machines) like this; the good news is, given an accurate enough model, they can be every bit as intelligent as humans. The bad news is, it'll take 20 years to train them, and some will turn out lazy or criminal.

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  236. News at 11 by AnimalCoward · · Score: 1
    Flash! Navel gazing Slashdot geeks discover they're not like computers...News at 11

    Now, perhaps, they will get some dates.

  237. Definition of a social scientist by birge · · Score: 1
    This reminds of an old joke about the definition of a social scientist (and despite their claims otherwise, people studying human cognition should be considered social scientists as long as they study human intelligence while there are people still working to really understand worm intelligence):

    A social scientist is somebody who is constantly amazed by the obvious.

    The idea that our chemical/electronic brain operates continuously and without binary information seems to me to be the overriding assumption anybody would, and has always, taken. Did they think anybody was under the impression that we all had timing clocks in us? And anybody who's tried to order a dessert at a restaurant knows damn well the human brain is analog.

    The question I'd like to see answered is why there has been such a recent surge in funding for this kind of bullshit science. Let's figure out how a rat works first, ok? There's a ton of "results" coming out of this field, but nothing of any use. Didn't we try this already with AI in the 70s?

    1. Re:Definition of a social scientist by mjspivey · · Score: 1

      It is terribly ironic that someone from MIT would claim that the brain operating continuously was a longstanding and obvious overriding assumption. MIT (historically their AI lab, and more recently their Brain & Cognitive Sciences Department and their Linguistics Department) is where much of the fervor and argumentation for the mind being a finite state automaton came from. Personally, I couldn't agree more that neurophysiological data make it obvious that the brain functions essentially continuously, but if you read a contemporary cognitive psychology textbook you'll see a very different "information-processing approach" as the dominant perspective.

    2. Re:Definition of a social scientist by birge · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of the MIT AI lab's wonderful historical contributions to our overconfidence in computers as a model/solution for everything, but I don't think it's ironic that I'd disagree with them. The AI lab may have represented 50% of the hype coming out of MIT, but they represented less than 1% of the work done at MIT. (Similar numbers probably apply today for the CSAIL and the Media Lab.) I'm sure there are lots of people here who agree with me. Unfortunately, by definition these people aren't working on artificial intelligence or cognitive science because they don't believe it's worth the effort.

      Also, I'm aware of the fact that what I said is at odds with cognitive science textbooks, so I agree with what you said. The fact that I think cognitive science textbooks disagree with the obvious is why I dropped out of cognitive science. Not that I have any bloody clue how the brain works, but some things can be ruled out as impossible or highly improbable. And any theory that makes the brain look like it was engineered from the top-down is right out. And given evolution I have no respect for people who decide to impatiently try to understand the human brain before they understand the simplest invertebrate brain.

      During my first cogsci class I could increasingly smell the strong stench of bullshit. It's a field that seems to be populated by people who think science should primarily be a source of cocktail banter for the practitioner, with correctness and use to society of secondary concern.

    3. Re:Definition of a social scientist by jjjack · · Score: 1

      I do think that many (though probably not all) of those textbook writers would agree that the brain itself does not operate in a discrete manner on a structural level. It's just that they don't care. Their argument rests on the hypothesis that the relevant mental and behavioral states are best described symbolically. Now, much of the evidence I've seen recently seems to refute this belief (of course, I hardly have an unbiased background based on who teaches the classes i've taken and those with whom I've done research). But it's just important for those reading this article to understand that the symbolic diehards are making a distinction between the anatomical brain structure and the functions they believe that structure instantiates. The connectionists and to a greater extent dynamicists (to break everyone up into schools) see structure and function as more tightly linked, and in general just see more similar processes at work in different areas of cognition.

      I also think it's short-sighted for Birge to argue that there's no point whatsoever to studying biological systems from a higher-level perspective. His statement that we need to fully understand a worm brain before tackling any apparent aspects of a human one seems akin to arguing that we need to have a complete understanding of particle physics in order to build a basic machine. Biology itself serves as an even more useful example. The general scientific study of living things certainly preceded molecular biology and produced wortwhile findings, and similarly Darwin far preceded the discovery of DNA, etc. Reductionism is an extremely useful methodology, but often it needs to be informed by a higher-level perspective. That's why the field of psychology even exists. If Birge believes that we should ignore all high-level concepts and start our understanding completely from the lowest level neuronal networks, then he's espousing eliminative materialism, and the problem with that philosophical outlook is that it's extremely hard to explain anything when you've thrown out all the concepts that are purported to need explaining.

  238. searle - is the brain a digital computer? by johnrpenner · · Score: 1

    John Searle - Is the Brain a Digital Computer?

    The sense of information processing that is used in cognitive science, is at much too high a level of abstraction to capture the concrete biological reality of intrinsic intentionality. The "information" in the brain is always specific to some modality or other. It is specific to thought, or vision, or hearing, or touch, for example. The level of information processing which is described in the cognitive science computational models of cognition , on the other hand, is simply a matter of getting a set of symbols as output in response to a set of symbols as input.

    We are blinded to this difference by the fact that the same sentence, "I see a car coming toward me", can be used to record both the visual intentionality and the output of the computational model of vision. But this should not obscure from us the fact that the visual experience is a concrete event and is produced in the brain by specific electro-chemical biological processes. To confuse these events and processes with formal symbol manipulation is to confuse the reality with the model. The upshot of this part of the discussion is that in the sense of "information" used in cognitive science it is simply false to say that the brain is an information processing device.

    Summary of the Argument

    This brief argument has a simple logical structure and I will lay it out:

    1. On the standard textbook definition, computation is defined syntactically in terms of symbol manipulation.

    2. But syntax and symbols are not defined in terms of physics. Though symbol tokens are always physical tokens, "symbol" and "same symbol" are not defined in terms of physical features. Syntax, in short, is not intrinsic to physics.

    3. This has the consequence that computation is not discovered in the physics, it is assigned to it. Certain physical phenomena are assigned or used or programmed or interpreted syntactically. Syntax and symbols are observer relative.

    4. It follows that you could not discover that the brain or anything else was intrinsically a digital computer, although you could assign a computational interpretation to it as you could to anything else. The point is not that the claim "The brain is a digital computer" is false. Rather it does not get up to the level of falsehood. It does not have a clear sense. You will have misunderstood my account if you think that I am arguing that it is simply false that the brain is a digital computer. The question "Is the brain a digital computer?" is as ill defined as the questions "Is it an abacus?", "Is it a book?", or "Is it a set of symbols?", "Is it a set of mathematical formulae?"

    5. Some physical systems facilitate the computational use much better than others. That is why we build, program, and use them. In such cases we are the homunculus in the system interpreting the physics in both syntactical and semantic terms.

    6. But the causal explanations we then give do not cite causal properties different from the physics of the implementation and the intentionality of the homunculus.

    7. The standard, though tacit, way out of this is to commit the homunculus fallacy. The humunculus fallacy is endemic to computational models of cognition and cannot be removed by the standard recursive decomposition arguments. They are addressed to a different question.

    8. We cannot avoid the foregoing results by supposing that the brain is doing "information processing". The brain, as far as its intrinsic operations are concerned, does no information processing. It is a specific biological organ and its specific neurobiological processes cause specific forms of intentionality. In the brain, intrinsically, there are neurobiological processes and sometimes they cause consciousness. But that is the end of the story.\**

  239. confusion of structure and function by jjjack · · Score: 1

    I'm working on the steering control program for our DARPA Grand Challenge vehicle, and it does that, too. Doesn't mean it's not "digital".

    Clearly in the case of the DARPA challenge, the underlying physical machine is a digital processor. But I'm wondering, what type of algorithms does your control program use? The reason I ask is that the question Spivey's considering here isn't whether the physical processing mechanism resembles a digital computer, as clearly the anatomical brain structure itself does not, but instead whether the functional mechanisms (which in your example are directly defined as the algorithms instantiated by your code) are compatible with the serial and symbolic models posited in the classic era of AI as well as cognitive psychology.

    In other words, that a computer program could model these functions is for the most part logically trivial and in fact Spivey employs a computational model in the article itself in order to test whether his theory accounts for the data. Similarly, many modern machine learning algorithms are qualitatively "un-digital" even though they are being modeled on a digital computer (hence why they require so much processing power). Do you see the distinction?

  240. Duh! by rockhome · · Score: 1

    This is the kind of thing that highlights he worthlessness of about 50% of the studies done by pyschologists. You don't need to perform a targetted study to realize that our thought processes are cascading, look at people who play Scrabble, are good at Jumble, or athletes even.

    Those people are cases of different streams of input, different possibilities, coalescing into an idea. When people see a byunch of leters umbled up, they don't often run through all of the possibilities, rather, a word or word "appears". Similarly, on a basketball court, players don't tend to analyze the situation, they "feel" things happening. Like the article said about the curved trajectories in the case of candle and candy being presented when candy is spoken, intercepted passes or bad plays happen when a player "sees" one situation close to another and makes a bad pass, shot, etc.

    Why is this news to people?

  241. Rubbish by hotpotato · · Score: 1
    From TFA: "New Cornell study suggests that mental processing is continuous, not like a computer"

    A closer inspection reveals: "The computer metaphor describes cognition as being in a particular discrete state, for example, "on or off""

    There's a pretty huge gap between saying something doesn't work like a computer, and saying it goes through continuous states. As we all know, computers can model continuous states: Just take floating point numbers, or as a broader example, consider approximately solving differential equations that describe continuous processes. Computers do this all the time.

    So, looking at humans and computers as black boxes, they both seem to process things continuously and to be able to have these "shades of grey". The difference is that we only know how computers work. Nothing in the article suggests anything beyond this.

    As a side note, I must say that drawing such far-reaching conclusions from the way a person moves her mouse seems to me quite amateurish.

  242. How is this news? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    In my first AI class we learned this... I kindof figured it was also common knowledge for pretty much anyone who knew anything about computers.

    Humans and computers process things completely differently... hence the problems in trying to create AI.

    What next, computers and people get their energy from different sources?

  243. Tab completion by mariox19 · · Score: 1

    On my Linux system's command line, if I have two files in a directory, named "candle" and "jacket," as soon as I type in the letter "c" and hit TAB, the computer's "brain" immediately finds the file, "candle." If however I have two files -- "candle" and "candy" -- and type in "can," the computer's "brain" hesitates in a gray area between "candle" and "candy." This is true even if a third file, "jacket," is in that directory.

    Now, I'm not saying that the above is a definitive comparison between the human brain and a computer (in light of the article's experiment); I'm saying that I agree with you that the facts of the experiment don't prove anything. I think before throwing out any hypothesis of discreet processing, more experiments and, more importantly, more thinking needs to be done.

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  244. Fuzzy logic.. by myke113 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like fuzzy logic to me...

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  245. Physiology vs preconception by MadMagician · · Score: 1

    Physiologists have known for decades that neural signaling involves a change in the rate of firing [which is electrochemical, not electronic]. Some computer or cognitive scientists have built discrete models, but the computer metaphor was only that.

  246. Carry Select Adder? by katharsis83 · · Score: 1

    You mean like a CSA (carry select adder), which've been around for years and years?

    They're pretty commonly used to break up longer-bit additions sequences, and their underlying premise is to calculate the result for out comes if the addition produces a carry and if it doesn't. Then, one of the two branches is propogated depending on earlier segments. A 2 to 1 mux with the select signal controlled by the previous segment is pretty much how the "decision" is made.

    Pretty common stuff people came out with years ago, nothing innovative here.

    Here's a pic of a CSA:

    http://www.ecse.rpi.edu/frisc/theses/ErnestThesis- MS/Image2.gif

  247. VooDoo Science by itsnotthenetwork · · Score: 1

    I can't believe the drivel that gets spouted by some of these so called scientists.
    Maybe they should be writing for the "National Inquier", they could put the articles next the the ones about Batboy and Bigfoot.

  248. Turing machines can never understand by Ragica · · Score: 1
    I just started listening to The Teach Company's "Philosophy of the Mind" lectures... (Professor John R. Searle-University of California at Berkeley.)

    Pretty interesting. Through several lectures professor presents his argument (and counter arguments) as to how a Turing machine inherently can never "understand" the data it is processing, and thus should be disqualified as a model for human intelligence.

    The idea that human minds are like computer is so widespread and popularly accepted, and almost religiously clung to, that it seems the idea will be with us a long time even if it is proven false.

    Another really interesting observation he makes is that in his long life he has noticed the workings of the brain generally have been compared to and tried to be explained as just about every new technology that has come along... and no doubt it will be in the future as well.

    Thanks, Asimov.

    Anyhow, pretty good lectures even if one disagrees with his argument... definitely some good points to think about.

    On the topic of A.I. it seems to me another really interesting documentary I saw recently is, ironically, Stupidity.

    In fact I propose a new Turing test. We can consider a Turing machine intelligent when it can define and accurately identify stupidity. (The first test will identify all of the people who think this is easy... such as, just a problem of mismatched input/output.)

  249. brain vs consciousness by Tungbo · · Score: 1

    A common confusion is these types of discussion is to conflate the brain and the mind (or consciousness if you prefer). That is why they look for some magical escape clause like "quantum effect", whatever that means here.

    The brain is a physical organ which I have no doubt (given a lot of time) we will be able to model more and more precisely. However, that does not mean that we will accept the computer model as a mind.

    Deep Blue may be able to play very well against a world class chess champion. But people tend to view it as not very intelligent as it is based largely on "brute force search". Similarly, I have no doubt that the computer will one day be able to pass the Turing Test, but it still does not mean that we would view it as an embodied mind until we could "Live" with it for a time - physically interact with it.

  250. Margin of error in psychological experiement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sample size: 42
    Population size: 6,000,000,000 people.
    Diversity of population: Vast. Each element in the population is a unique collective ecosystem, composed of dynamic populations of microscopic lifeforms. Individuals vary widely even on a macroscopic scale; placement of bones within the feet vary. Not even the number of chromosomes is fixed in all individuals. Individuals are susceptible to wide variations in behaviour due to thousands of environmental conditions, including temperature, pressure, surrounding colours, ambient noise levels, air quality, local bacteria levels, and other uncontrolled variables.
    Sample size(percent of total): 0.00007%
    Statistical Relavence of results: Worthless. The sample cannot be meaninfuly proven to represent any particular subset of the diverse population. There may be over 42 distinct subtypes of individuals within the population; to attempt draw conclusion from this evidence is bad science at best.
    Conclusions based on experiment: Psychologists should learn to follow the scientific method. In cases where a master statistician doesn't have enough data to present evidence, any answer a psychologist gives based on "statistical" evidence is tantamount to voodoo.

  251. Lay off the poor tech support guy by rjordan · · Score: 1
    ...I think you are reading more into his post than he meant...

    at the end of the day everyone in any sort of customer care or tech support environment bitches about the idiots they get through who are usually rude and angry and don't want to help the support person help them

    let the guy vent - if he cannot do it on here where can he... plus at the end of the day you are doing exactly what you complain he is - saying i know more than you so GFY

    there is ALWAYS someone who knows more than you and ALWAYS someone who knows less... sometimes we get proud of our little knowledge and push too far and get slapped down by someone further down the path than us

    but isn't this place about people who WANT to know more and who LOVE it when they learn something new? the tech support guy may be on a lower rung of the ladder than you but don't kick him off it for bragging about the view, encourage him to climb higher...

    ..."nobby", "What?", "you can see the pub from here"

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    "When no-one around you understands start your own revolution and cut out the middle man"
  252. maybe not like computers.... by Capt.+Caneyebus · · Score: 1

    Our brains may not operate like computers... but I have noticed that a lot of my co-workers brains operate a whole lot like Windows ME. Slow, Sluggish, and crashing all the time.

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    -- Yes, I work for the government, and yes I am watching you.
  253. Maybe I haven't explained well enough by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I'm not just picking on this particular message, but on a whole sub-set of tech support people who are, in fact, far more arrogant than the post I was answering to. Some seem to eventually get stuck in the mentality that everyone they're talking to is by default an idiot.

    Again, not all. I did say a sub-set. I assume it's a small sub-set, but, you know, at some times that minority can be loud and annoying.

    And it's not just towards uncooperative customers, but to people who didn't even ask the troll's help or opinion to start with. In which case, sorry, that excuse doesn't exist any more.

    There's a whole class of "you're stupid if you don't take my word for <insert topic>. I'm TEH L33T EXPERT because I'm tech support for <insert completely unrelated field>" trolls. In fact, _the_ nastiest thing I've seen posted by a fanboy to someone complaining about a CTD (crash to desktop) bug in a game, namely "then you should pack your computer and take it back to the shop, because you're too stupid to own one" was... some alleged tech support veteran.

    You see people arguing stuff like (massively paraphrased for compactness sake, since some of those rants go on and on for pages, but keeping the idea):

    - "Noo, the game is perfect, it has no bugs. You must defragment your hard drive. It only crashes once every 2-3 hours after that. I'm an expert in these things, because I'm tech support for an ISP. If you say it didn't help, then you're stupid." (Uh, nope. Even skipping over the internal contradiction that something crashing every 2-3 hours is claimed to have no bugs at all, still nope. If changing timings, which is all that defrag does to the game, actually affects a bug's probability to happen, then you have the clear symptoms of a race condition in the code.)

    - "I made a priest character and took no healing spells, nor any other spells that can help a party member, and people kick me out of their teams! They don't realize how useful a purely mace-swinging priest would be to teams! They're all idiots! And I'm tech support, so I know all about idiocy!"

    And so on.

    Now I do have all the sympathy in the world for all you good hard working people stuck in that low-pay high-stress kinda job. But that particular "I'm a complete genius, you're all complete idiots" sub-set is getting more and more on my nerves.

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  254. Neurons are not digital - they're analog PWM by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

    Neurons are not digital. To be digital you must not only have quantitized levels but also clocking. (Asynchronous digital is a misnomer - it does not work digitally in reentrant networks unless there is an equivalent to clocking built-in.) Neurons operate similarly to a type of analog electronics known as "pulse-width modulation". Neural information is mostly coded in the relative phases of inputs to a neuron, which vary with the relative frequencies of the inputs. The weightings of the inputs are also analog and vary in an analog way over time. The time-dependent summation functions of neurons are also analog. There are even some neurons with continuously variable voltage outputs. Neurons are completely analog, and the relative consistency of output pulse shapes in most neurons has nothing to do with digital logic or digital math. The noise-resistance in both frequency-domain PWM and in digital methods comes from voltage quantitization but that is the only similarity.

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  255. this is old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neural Network software simulations have been around for decades.

  256. Next? by bscott · · Score: 1

    Coming soon - proof that our lungs don't operate like vacuum cleaners, our eyes are not quite the same as digital cameras, and shockingly, our colons function differently from marketing departments...

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    Perfectly Normal Industries
  257. Prooves? :-o Science? :-o by younak · · Score: 1

    Prooves? :-o

    -- How a scientist could make so brave conclusion about the way the control unit of the hand that direct the mouse works /i.e. the brain/, just by that the trajectory of the mouse is not straight, and the trajectory is been corrected in "run time"?

    And more - it's easier and more natural for the hand to move in arcs rather than in perfect straight "rails", because the way it's constructed, not the way it's controlled.

    You can move the hand in almost straight lines, but this is taugh to perform and rarely performed, because control is harder, and because the arcs does the job.

    "The findings provide compelling evidence that language comprehension is a continuous process."

    What a brilliant invention! It sounds like the control unit could try to work out and "make profit" of the first came parts of an input which comes from serial input stream, before the entire message -- whose lentght, also, is usually unkwnown -- enter the memory.
    That doesn't prove that the mind doesn't understand the input that is came in discrete stages, when it finds some kind or a new kind of meaning in the input came after a revision.

    -- "More recently, however, a growing number of studies, such as ours, support dynamical-systems approaches to the mind."

    Computers, seen in execution, are dynamical systems, and they are "gray" if we look at more than one bit of their state definition.
    Computers has not just two states, "on and off" - the primitive elements of a computer have two states, but there could be zillions of such elements when we model something,
    and that "something" may behave as we desire. This is incomparable with the brain - one hardly may use the brain amazing "TERAFLOPS" computing power and "endless memory" to do what he wants to do - we wouldn't need computers if it was like that, and we wouldn't use PIECES OF PAPER to write a phone number. The brain have PETA- or EXA-bits of memory? But it hardly remembers even 50 simple bits that we need it to remember.
    Computers are an instrument for building any control machines, with
    Brain is not -- brain design is in the DNA. To change the brain, you must change the DNA and wait the brain to grow up.

    -- They mess MIND with BRAIN

    The article compares MIND (abstract high-level system containing a lot of parts) with the Digital computers, seen as "ones and zeroes" (the lowest level of abstraction, the simplest element of the machine -- it has zillions such elements).
    With enough digital elements, ordered complex enough, and with an analogous output device with enough differentiable states (such like a hand that moves a mouse), you can model any "smooth" or non-linear transition and trajectory - you just need a
    Digital to Analog Convertion to show the "smoothness" more clear to who don't believe you.
    The smooth trajectory of hand does not imply neither that an analogous device controls it, nor that that control device works "not on discreete steps" inside, in the conceptual structure of their "processors".

    I'll recall again that the accessible coordinate system of hand is not Cartesian, and non-linear motion is not implied directly fron the control unit, but more from the controlled unit.

  258. huh? by orblee · · Score: 1

    Why are all the knowledgeable slashdotters still talking about this? We all know computers are more stupid than slugs. They only do what we tell them to do (except when something goes wrong with the hardware). Even a slug *might* have a cognitive decision making process. I say might because it could be that they just respond predictably to stimuli. I'm not a biologist.

    A computer program is only as smart as the people who designed and wrote it and can only do what those people told them to do. Even AI programs are the same. The "A" stands for "Artificial". A computer may be able to do many billion instructions a second, but that doesn't mean its smart. Water passes over billions of molecules every second. That doesn't make it smart. (a poor analogy but it's 5pm on a Friday, so...).

  259. Shades of Grey: #EEEEEE, #DDDDDD, [...] by SidShakal · · Score: 1
    we're not learning through a series of 0's and 1's. Instead, our brain is cascading through shades of grey.

    Ah yes, but every shade of grey can be represented by a series of 0's and 1's.

    When you think about it, you can't really say we aren't binarily-based; computers as we know them today may correspond to some sub-atomic structure, to follow the analogy.

    -- Sid
  260. Re:logic and the 'omni' god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with this line of thinking is that as soon as you suppose that some god could violate logic, then you must assume that the universe, on some level, does not follow logical principles. If this is the case, you can never actually know when something has a rational explanation or not (e.g. whether it is causally related to something else and therefore follows some sort of logical progression), so why even bother worrying about any of that anymore?

    Things get really strange when you attempt to use logical methods to argue for the fact that a god wouldn't be bound by logical principles. Because of the above, how could you know that your argument was meaningful? You've just drawn into question the primacy of logic, which in effect pulls the rug out from under your own argument's structure.

    The point may be a bit subtle, but it becomes a big deal when you start to take into consideration the possibility for knowledge about anything in the universe. If we can't be sure of logic, we can't be sure of the supposed knowledge gained through logic (which comprises pretty much all of what makes modern civilization possible). This is a pretty big bullet to end up biting, especially when there doesn't seem to be a very good reason to do so other than a possibly nonsensical definition to begin with -- the so-called 'omni' god.

    For that matter, there's good reason to believe that the definition is nonsensical for other reasons than the example given by the poster you quoted. Many other well known problems with the definition are pretty well documented in philosophical debates, from the ontological argument (the core of which turns upon a problem pretty significant to logic as a whole, at least many years ago: whether or not existence is in fact a predicate [it's generally agreed upon by logicians now to not be a predicate by the way, at least as far as first order is concerned]) to the problem of evil.

  261. Re:logic and the 'omni' god... by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    "... [A]s soon as you suppose that some god could violate logic, then you must assume that the universe, on some level, does not follow logical principles."

    Not necessarily. There are several theologies (notably Jewish, Muslim, and Hindu) where God is transcendant from the universe. This is called the 'radically other' theology.

    But you're right; to use the term theology ('knowledge' or 'study' of God) here is an oxymoron, because if God truly transcends the universe (and thus logic), then you can't have any knowledge of God (hell, you can't even refer to him), because all knowledge is based on logic. But, as the aforementioned religions attest, there are other ways of 'connecting' with God, even though knowledge is not a path: prayer, religious ceremony, meditiation, etc.

    What you're arguing for is a very old Greek idea that ultimate reality is Logos, roughly translated in this usage as 'idea' or 'logic'. The logos, of course, can be reached through the intellect. I think it's accurate to say that most atheist scientist would agree with this idea: Laws (here 'rules' or 'logic') are the ultimate reality, and we can discover and understand these laws through observation and logic.

    A radically-other God does not mean that we do not have to throw out logic and knowledge. A radically other God, about whom you can know or understand nothing, can still create logic and a universe that is logical.

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    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso
  262. "ethical dilemmas" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The question of "should we" is often shadowed by the question of "can we." It's human nature. Even if we know we shouldn't we often do. Take cloning for example which is now closer to reality than the sci-fi it once was regardless of the ethical opposition. Time will tell. If we can we likely will.