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  1. What else can we help you with? on Can Windows, OS X and Fedora All Work Together? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Post pictures of your girlfriend, and we'll tell you if you should propose. Give a snapshot of your kitchen, and we'll make redecorating suggestions. Post your eTrade login and password, I'll take a shot at helping you revise your portfolio. Thinking of buying a house?


    We know nothing about your company, what it does, what the people are like. We have no fucking clue what you should do, because every situation is different. If there is one decent bit of advice to be had, and this comes from the Veep level with 20 years in:
    1. Everything starts with the directory system and
    2. Calendaring derives from it.

  2. Re:Digiboard predated the Internet Archive's Wayba on Digital Archaeology Show Reveals 'Lost' Web Sites · · Score: 1

    That should be Yahoo's Cool Site of the Day.

  3. Brett Farve's new excuse! on Pee On Your Phone STD Test · · Score: 1

    He thought Jenn Streger was a team doctor and he was trying to give his phone a sample!!!!!!!!

  4. One result that affects Slashdot... on 2010 Election Results Are In · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kiss Net Neutrality goodbye. The champion of it in the Senate is Al Franken, and he's a one term Senator for sure.

  5. My favorite Star Trek episodes... on The Galaxy May Have Billions of Habitable Planets · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Kirk and Spock would visit a planet where a Starship captain had gone all Heart-of-Darkness/Colonel Kurtz and set himself up as a despot/tyrant on some planet and ditched his duties within Starfleet.


    I think of those episodes, as I imagine a starship helmed by Sarah Palin and the type of civilization that would arise if you let her and a bunch of teabaggers colonize a new planet.

  6. Telemetry program are written in... on Launch Command Preserved In Power Failure, But Nuclear Designs Still Risky · · Score: 1

    Logo! (Who knew?)

    to spiral :size
    if :size > 30 [stop] ; an exit condition
    fd :size rt 15 ; many lines of action
    spiral :size *1.02 ; the tailend recursive call
    end

  7. It's not ABOUT High Frequency Trading on Prosecutors Request Closed Courtroom For Goldman HFT Programmer's Trial · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is about the fact that Goldman Sachs had, and continues to have, network taps that are closer to the exchange computers than anybody else. They have latency advantages of up to .2ms on trades, which is a gigantic window if they can cache other orders and jam theirs into the front.

    Others have pointed out that Goldman Sachs record is statistically IMPOSSIBLE. See Seeking Alpha here:

    http://seekingalpha.com/article/154083-goldman-is-its-trading-performance-statistically-reasonable?source=commenter

    Also, the exchanges have seen rashes of NOP orders placed. Fake trades designed to jam the queues to create artificial windows of opportunity to front-run big market movements. Goldman Sachs is probably (fuck probably, they are certainly) gaming NBBO and pocketing the difference millions of times a day.

    For the less market knowledgeable out there (basically, most of Slashdot), they are running the scam Richard Pryor did in Superman, or in Office Space. They are skimming pennies off the market by seeing a trade ahead of it hitting the exchange, then jamming NOP orders in while they calculate and move a trade ahead of that to piggyback on the effect of the larger trade on share price.

    Denninger has been all over this story:
    http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=2139302


    Sergey's code probably contains stuff in it that jams NOP orders into the system, or shows how it using something simple like the dragon tools or plain ol' tcpdump to inspect orders as they fly-by on the tap. In fact, Sergey's code may PROVE beyond a reasonable doubt that Goldman Sachs is tapping the NYSE Exchange computers ethernet feeds. That would be a bombshell of the first order.

    Like I said, look beyond the technical press and look at the financial press. Goldman Sachs is coming to the poker table with a marked deck and it can be statistically proven.

    HFT is a smoke screen. The frequency of trading is moot. if I can look at the world's trades before they hit the exchange and process and effect NBBO, I now have a license to print money. Doing it high frequency just makes the printing press run faster.

  8. Best iPhone video of all time... on Steve Jobs Lashes Out At Android · · Score: 1

    This video is hilarious and sums up Apple iPhone users perfectly


    http://www.youtube.com/user/xtranormal#p/a/f/0/FL7yD-0pqZg

  9. The KISS of death on Gene Simmons Threatens Anonymous Again and Gets DDoS'd · · Score: 3, Funny

    You show us everything you've got
    You keep on dossin' and the net gets hot
    You drive us batty, we'll sue your ass
    You say you wanna go for a spin
    The party's just begun, we'll let you in
    You kill our blog, we'll drive a spike to your chin
    You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin


    I wanna kick Simmons ass all nite and blog every day!
    I wanna kick Simmons ass all nite and blog every day!

  10. Queue music... on UN May Ban Blotting Out the Sun · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't want to spend the rest of my life
    Looking at the shade of a Satellite
    I don't want to spend the rest of my days
    Keeping out of sunshine like the mayor say
    I don't want to spend my time in hell
    Looking at the moon from Google Earth
    I don't ever want to play the part
    Of a statistic on a government chart


    There has to be an invisible sun
    It gives its heat to everyone
    There has to be an invisible sun
    That NASA has taken away I'm done

  11. Slashdot not on the list... on Government Admits Spying Via Facebook · · Score: 1

    Sadly, Slashdot is not on the list of social sites to monitor for activity. We're all just too dorky to matter. I mean, come on, Huffington Post? The girls are hotter over there, I guess.

  12. Re:Gasp! Not additional features! on GM Criticized Over Chevy Volt's Hybrid Similarities · · Score: 1

    That's exactly how a Tesla works.

  13. The GPL is the most important.... on Free Software Foundation Turns 25 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...license or legal construction In the history of computing. Easily. It's not even close.



    The Open Source movement owes its existence to it. Many a intellectual property lawsuit has been decided by it.

  14. Re:Ouch on SEC Blames Computer Algorithm For 'Flash Crash' · · Score: 0, Troll

    You didn't have to tell us you were bad at grammar. The 'where' was enough.

  15. Good news!!!!!!!! on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we launch Rosie O'Donnell into orbit now, her gravitational pull will divert it away! Yay!

  16. These ideas will save humanity on Google Announces Project 10^100 Winners · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've submitted my ideas in order of excellence:


    1. Cowboy Neal breeds with Britney Spears, embryo placed on next Voyager spacecraft
    2. Duke Nukem Forever gets released on the iPhone
    3. Cached copies of goatse.cx for all mankind
    4. Raze Hope College to get rid of the world riff-raff
    5. Rename the GPL,the GNU Pubic License, just for the Lulz.

  17. Google knew something was wrong... on Google Engineer Spied On Teen Users · · Score: 1

    Barksdale was working on GChat Roulette.

  18. Well hawt damn... on Gigabit Speeds At Home In the US · · Score: 1

    This here is Huckleberry Hound, tracking down what's coming up in broadband. And here's Pixie and Dixie to tell us what's in the box.

    What's in the box boys?

    A gigabit modem adapter.

    Well how about that? I wonder if it works.

    Bye bye Jynxie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUJttwvla7s

  19. Re:Yo Mama Is So Fat on Mega-Volcanoes Might Be Detectable On Exoplanets · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yo Mama's so ugly the Borg refused to assimilate her.

  20. Class Action Suit already underway on PayPal Withholding Indie Game Dev's €600,000 Account · · Score: 1

    Guys, Paypal has history in a large class action over frozen assets.

    Forbes in 2002:

    http://www.forbes.com/2002/03/08/0308paypal.html

    It's funny, in that article circa 2002, Forbes thought Citibank's C2it would crush Paypal. Didn't happen.

    Now, the British who know something about World Banking, might take it with MoneyBookers.
    https://www.moneybookers.com/app/?rid=3809503
    Either way, Meg Whitman knew the Ebay ship had sailed, she got out why the getting was good.

  21. Re:Conspiracy nut on Assange Asks For New Lawyer, Denies Blaming CIA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think when Saddam said the US Government wanted him dead, he wasn't being paranoid.

  22. NOC Uniform on Behind the Scenes and Inside Workings of a CERT · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  23. Of those 73 percent of misconfigured networks... on Misconfigured Networks Main Cause of Breaches · · Score: 4, Informative

    Probably 95 percent of THOSE networks were defeated using Doug Song's tools.


    http://monkey.org/~dugsong/dsniff/

  24. In this manner.... on The Moon Is Shrinking Like a Wrinkled Apple · · Score: 0

    The moon is just like Larry King.



    KAH - BOOMZAZAZAZA! I'll be here all week, try the veal and please tip your waiter.

  25. This is how HP operates.... on HP CEO's Browsing History Used Against Him · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    HP's board used a technique usually only employed by private dicks, called "pretexting", to round up all the private cell numbers of board numbers, so they could figure out who leaked a HP story to CNET. This was in '06:

    http://www.wired.com/politics/security/news/2006/09/71730

    This company makes Intel look like shangra-la. Working for HP, even at the top levels, is akin to working for Uncle Joe Stalin in '43. They're gonna know who you are and where you live, who you talk to and if you like giving it hookers up the butt. Everything and more, for the HP paycheck.


    Remind yourself of the company history and tactics when deciding on that new printer.

    There needs to be a book on HP like Jackson' book on Intel:
    http://www.amazon.com/Inside-Intel-Andrew-Powerful-Company/dp/052594141X

    HP, Cisco, Intel - all of these are cultures of paranoia and spying. Much of it has been documented in books like the one above. Caveat emptor.