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UN May Ban Blotting Out the Sun

Supervillains and Mr. Burns are among those to be most affected by the United Nations' Convention on Biological Diversity decision on space sunshades. Even though organizations like NASA have been looking into them as a possible way to slow climate change, the UN is expected to limit research into the technology or ban it outright. From the article: "The Convention may consider banning or limiting research into space sunshades. Some question their wisdom. A space sunshade would have a rapid effect on global warming and provide time to develop more permanent measures, they say. The technique has already received serious attention from NASA and other organizations. But others, such as the ETC group, an environmental and social advocacy group, fear simply blocking the sun is a bandage, meant to cover up the problem, and allow humans to continue using fossils fuels. Another fear is that geo-engineering, as techniques like this are called, could have unforeseen consequences on the weather, ecosystem and agriculture."

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  1. What about this? by Pojut · · Score: 1

    Maybe they just don't want any competition with their frikin' sharks...

    1. Re:What about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or more like, just don't have anything better to do? This has the ring of our government worrying about potential steroid use in baseball while our entire economy is swirling down the toilet.

    2. Re:What about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The part that shocks me it that the UN thinks it has the right to ban *anything*. Dear UN: go to hell!

    3. Re:What about this? by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      Regardless of their authority to do so, banning blotting out the sun strikes me as a good thing. I mean, it's the sun.

  2. FOX News Headline by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    UN bans shadows!

    1. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm really getting tired of the FNC bashing. The other channels (MSNBC, ABC, CBS, etc) are no better. They all lie to you. Didn't you know that?

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    2. Re:FOX News Headline by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes but not in as entertaining and ignorant way that Fox News does.

      Two words: Glen Beck

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    3. Re:FOX News Headline by JWSmythe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I've always taken Fox News as a mix between The Onion and Comedy Central, with a splattering of CNN, to make sure they were actually talking about real issues or events.

          I feel sorry for those who actually believe the crap that they say. I'm sure there's a true word here or there, but I wouldn't be willing to wager that there were more than say a dozen per day.

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    4. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      By "not on the same order of magnitude," you actually mean "one makes lies that slant toward my ideology and the other slants against it."

      Do a scientific study and you'll find that those others are just as bad as, if not worse than Fox News.

    5. Re:FOX News Headline by RapmasterT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Of course he knows that.

      That's why he gets his news from The Daily Show with occasional doses of The Colbert Report to keep things fair and balanced.

      I actually had to explain to my girlfriend that Colbert is NOT a conservative, that he is a "parody" of a conservative. She didn't understand the difference. She thought that John Steward had a liberal show and Colbert had a conservative one.

      I honestly have to wonder how many people also think that. When I hear about people getting their primary news from The Daily Show, I doubt they can tell the difference. There are probably loads of people who think Colbert is what conservatives are.

      The really ironic thing is that lately John Stewart has been highly critical of the democrats, sounding almost like a conservative...while Colbert just acts like a cartoon character.

    6. Re:FOX News Headline by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      By "true word" you must mean "liberal slant."

      Fox doesn't make everything up. You just haven't heard the stuff in question on any other stations because they avoid reporting on a lot of topics that hurt their respective causes.

      Yes, it is extreme sometimes, and even often, but the Fox News hate has more to do with politics than a lack of truth.

      CNN is just as bad.

    7. Re:FOX News Headline by CasperIV · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You are telling me that no other channel has "shock jock" opinion shows? What the hell have I been watching on the other channels all this time then? When a segment is labeled "news" I will assume it has a some random facts sprinkled with opinion. When a segment is labeled opinion, I assume it is an entertainment section utilizing facts. The two are very different and do no automatically void any channel they maybe on. Last time I checked, Fox was dominating all other stations because of their opinion shows, and MSNBC was dominating CNN for the same reason. People want to be entertained.... staying current on the petty happenings of the world are just a side effect. The real issue has nothing to do with the shows as much as it is becoming personal to people that disagree with the politics. If you are explicitly Democrat or Republican, you are already too bias to have a valid opinion on entertainment like this.

    8. Re:FOX News Headline by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is exactly what Rachel Maddow and John Stewart have accomplished. The only argument you have against Fox News is: "if you don't think they are the worst news organization ever, you are an idiot." What a great argument. Do you get most of your news from the Daily Show?

    9. Re:FOX News Headline by navygeek · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah... As someone that does tend to lean towards the right on more topics than I lean left (I'm an equal opportunity asshole), even I think Glenn Beck is freak show. He's nothing but a FUD-monger with his head up his own ass.

    10. Re:FOX News Headline by Dutchmaan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I love how people compare Fox News and the Daily Show... They're both entertainment shows based on the news.

    11. Re:FOX News Headline by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2, Funny

      UN bans Persian arrows!!

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    12. Re:FOX News Headline by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, but the lies really are not on the same order of magnitude.

      I think that really depends on your point of view and your ability to recognize that you are biased in one direction or the other. Most people are biased. The important thing is to recognize your bias and make sure that you don't think things are neutral simply because you agree with it.

      The other thing is to recognize the difference between commentary and news. Most "news" stations are mostly commentary these days and they all have one primary goal, and that is not to deliver the truth, but to make money.

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    13. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how your comment applies to my comment, unless it was just a random thought. I made no such comparison, only implied that a lot of the hate toward Fox News is because liberals think that the Daily Show is a real source of news.

    14. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess Fox News tells people the facts all the time without bashing a particular religious group.....

    15. Re:FOX News Headline by gknoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How many of them (other than Fox) have gone to court to establish that their "news" is meant only for intertainment and is not meant as a guarantee of there being any factual content?

    16. Re:FOX News Headline by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do a scientific study and you'll find that those others are just as bad as, if not worse than Fox News.

      Someone did a study, and found that viewers of Fox News were much more likely to believe things that were factually false independent of the viewers' education level, political alignment, or other media consumed.

      All media outlets slant, but there is one that goes above and beyond when it comes to misleading viewers.

      Sorry if that goes against your "everything is the same so distinguishing just reveals bias" (aka the "yeah well everyone does it") ideology.

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    17. Re:FOX News Headline by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      There are probably loads of people who think Colbert is what conservatives are.

      Likewise, many people believe that Rush Limbaugh's parody of himself on Family Guy is what conservatives are.

    18. Re:FOX News Headline by Simon80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Look, if all of the news organizations in the US are biased in one way or the other, that doesn't make it OK to watch Fox News. The right answer is to get your news from outside the country.

    19. Re:FOX News Headline by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      No, not "liberal slant". They're way off base on a lot of topics. Not just partisan bickering, they're just plain wrong. The partisan bickering is almost entertaining though.

          I only mentioned CNN for the fact that they do run real news. :) I didn't say their facts are always right.

          There used to be a tabloid paper called the "Weekly World News". They don't do their print edition any more. It was just as entertaining. They'd take one little fact, and roll up stories around it. The stories had no factual basis other than the single idea. They'd even badly doctor their photos, just to make it clear that they were entertainment. I read it for entertainment, since it wasn't too expensive, and there was usually some off the wall story included that made it worthwhile.

          People fell for the "Weekly World News" news too. Since I had already read them, I recognized stories people would recite to me as fact later on. I'd ask them where they read it, and then remind them that it's a fictional work, loosely based on real elements.

          Here's a good example on Fox vs reality. The story wasn't very important. It definitely wasn't national news worthy.

          Fox News story (scroll down to the video)

          Then the local news report.

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    20. Re:FOX News Headline by spiffmastercow · · Score: 0

      But the irony is that the Daily Show, despite being a fake news show, is still more accurate than Fox News.

    21. Re:FOX News Headline by treeves · · Score: 1

      It's clearly either a bad idea to get your news about the US from North Korea or Iran or to get your news about Iran and North Korea from the US, or both, wouldn't you say? So going outside the country is not guaranteed to avoid bias.

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    22. Re:FOX News Headline by lgw · · Score: 1

      I love how people compare Fox News and the Daily Show... They're both entertainment shows based on the news.

      All the current news programs are just entertainment shows based on the news. If you can't see that, you've been suckered by a good presentation.

      Maybe there was a time when a major news outlet was not deliberately used to achive a political result, but now is not that time.

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    23. Re:FOX News Headline by Dave114 · · Score: 1

      [Citation needed] ... although I wouldn't be too surprised to hear it. I'm curious if it did anything to correct for the portion of the time with attempts at news vs. pundits.

    24. Re:FOX News Headline by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You're saying that any man who kills a Jew in a bar fight is basically the same as Hitler, so we really should stop bashing Hitler...

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    25. Re:FOX News Headline by BergZ · · Score: 1

      Ordinarily I would agree, but FOX News, ever since they decided to funnel money into the GOP and organize protests, is now a propaganda network.
      They can't pretend to be "fair and balanced" anymore.

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    26. Re:FOX News Headline by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1, Troll

      Even if that study is true, how does that show anything about Fox News? If anything they are more trusting because they haven't been lied to as much.

    27. Re:FOX News Headline by lgw · · Score: 1

      Only the Weekly World News had the integrity to run the story of the gay marriage between Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden, and to follow up later with the story of their bouncing baby chimpanzee. No one else had the balls to tell it like it is (or to cover Elvis's tragic death in an auto accident a few years back, but maybe that just wasn't seen as newsworthy elsewhere).

      All the other news outlets are about as accurate, but none are as entertaiing!

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    28. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone did a study

      Is that the one where "facts" equate to whichever position the left takes on contemporary controversies?

    29. Re:FOX News Headline by Schemat1c · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm really getting tired of the FNC bashing.

      I'm getting really tired of the idiot tea-baggers that just parrot what they hear from Fox "News". Sure the other networks are biased but Fox is so obviously the voice of the extreme right that anyone who doesn't see it is either stupid, in denial or just a liar.

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    30. Re:FOX News Headline by Sigmon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One would unlikely to find individuals both interested enough and unbiased enough to conduct a 'scientific' study who's results would be credible. I think the most telling aspect of the whole debate is the ratings of Fox News continue to climb into the stratosphere as the ratings of ALL other news networks and shows continue to dwindle into obscurity.

      I, for one, think it's pretty sad that a disturbingly large segment of younger viewers get their 'news' primarily from a comedy show (Jon Stewart). Almost every liberal I know who likes that show has an incredibly arrogant and condescending attitude about their supposedly 'enlightened' beliefs and political philosophies. They seem to feel the very fact that they are liberal makes them better and smarter than those who are not. It therefore becomes difficult to have an intelligent and cordial conversation with them as their beliefs are largely wrapped up in their emotional make-up. Many lack the ability to substantively debate an idea. They refuse to confront facts or opinions that they don't like and quickly trail off into calling whatever they disagree with racist, homophobic, bigoted and the like (Or in the case of Fox News - liars).

    31. Re:FOX News Headline by silverspell · · Score: 1

      {{facepalm needed}}

    32. Re:FOX News Headline by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm really getting tired of the FNC bashing. The other channels (MSNBC, ABC, CBS, etc) are no better.

      Citation needed, because this one shows that as of 2003, 80% of fox news viewers fell for one of three lies the bush administration was pushing (weapons of mass destruction had been found in Iraq, the world liked the US going into Iraq, and Iraq had been giving al-Qaeda support). CBS: 71%, ABC: 61%, NBC or CNN 55%, and NPR 23%.

      Only 20% of fox news viewers recognized that they were all false compared to 45% for NBC and CNN, and 77% for NPR.

      I realize of course that some of that is probably inherent differences in viewing audience, and CBS or ABC aren't -much- better. And there is, in my opinion, something messed up with every 24 hour cable news channel out there. Still, it's ridiculous to say that all are just as bad as Fox. Fox is a thinly veiled propaganda machine, fueling ignorance, hyperbolic partisan politics, and getting us into wars we shouldn't be. Some of the other guys are simply incompetent.

      For God's sake, you can't honestly tell me that the channel which hosts Glen Beck is equal to a channel that doesn't. You're deluded.

    33. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Study after study has shown that the average viewer watching the daily show has a better media knowledge than those that consider their primary source virtually any other major network (including right and left wing blogs and everything from fox to npr)

    34. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 0

      If anything they are more trusting because they haven't been lied to as much.

      That's the dumbest thing anyone has said in this thread, and that's saying something.

    35. Re:FOX News Headline by BrentH · · Score: 2

      The only argument you have is that there must be two sides to a point, and that Fox just takes the other one. If you refuse to believe that you can debate positions on merit, then I agree: Fox is just the other viewpoint. If you care to apply your intelligence however, the picture changes. Some viewpoints are in fact bullshit.

    36. Re:FOX News Headline by datapharmer · · Score: 1

      No, it is called being "well rounded". Just because you listen to what they say doesn't mean you have to believe it.

      If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose. If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.

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    37. Re:FOX News Headline by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Wow- I'd think this is informative more than funny.

      I'm independent (i.e. Fiscally conservative (smaller government AND businesses) but socially liberal (i.e. do what you want with your own body but you are responsible).

      I like some aspects of FNC. And it started off as a reaction to strong liberal propaganda that had dominated TV for the prior 30 years. But, it lost its way and wandered into not caring (hence the court case).

      However, by making emotional arguments they are winning, even if they are not telling the truth.

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    38. Re:FOX News Headline by treeves · · Score: 1

      OK, that's not a bad idea. I meant to say "get your news *solely* from X".

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    39. Re:FOX News Headline by BrentH · · Score: 1

      The real question is: how would you recognize bullshit if it was in your face? And how would you tell others it's in their face? People tend to sway. Fox is so over the top ridiculously garbage, that explaining how exactly they are bullshit is more an academic issue than a real one. It's clear to whomever uses their brain, and I fully agree (and so do many research reports) that these are more among viewers of Stewart and Maddow than Fox. The staggeringly large horde that doesn't care to use their brain, well, I don't know what to do about them either.

    40. Re:FOX News Headline by ildon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That only proves the viewers are stupider, not that the news itself is any more or less false/slanted than the other stations.

    41. Re:FOX News Headline by Senior+Frac · · Score: 1

      The crux being that The Daily Show admits it openly.

    42. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citation needed]

    43. Re:FOX News Headline by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      How about this study?

      ...fully 51% of CNN's regular viewers are Democrats while only 18% are Republicans. MSNBC's audience makeup is similar - 45% of regular viewers of MSNBC are Democrats, 18% are Republicans.

      ....Currently, 39% of regular Fox News viewers are Republicans while 33% are Democrats; in 2006, the margin was 38% to 31%.


      Basically, in 2008 the Fox News viewership was much more balanced than either CNN or MSNBC.

      The "faux news" meme was certainly alive and kicking then, but there you have it. Fox appeals to a balanced audience while the others heavily favor liberal viewership.

      It seems to me that it is much more likely that those who say that Fox News is heavily biased are themselves at least as heavily biased in the other direction, and that while Fox News leans to the Right that it is more much centrist than these liberals think.

      Hell, even with MSNBC's highly Democrat viewership, they still had to demote both Olbermann and Matthews. Thats how biased their lineup is. These guys are even too liberal for most democrats when it comes to reporting on things like presidential campaigns.

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    44. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      By "not on the same order of magnitude," you actually mean "one makes lies that slant toward my ideology and the other slants against it."

      Nope. I'm literate in English and I meant exactly what I wrote.

      Do a scientific study and you'll find that those others are just as bad as, if not worse than Fox News.

      It's been done, and shockingly, the results are exactly the opposite of what you said.

    45. Re:FOX News Headline by Sprouticus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is hard not to feel arrogant when you really are intellectually superior to those you are debating.

      I am a very socially conservative coworker with whom I have ongoing rational polite debates as to the nature of various political social and economic topics. I enjoy those conversations highly. We are able to disagree without vilifying the other.

      But that is the exception to the rule. Most of the things I read from conservatives (and many liberals as well) show them to be ignorant of the facts and unwilling to approach the issues with logic and reason. The difference between the ignorant liberals and the ignorant conservatives is that as a general rule the liberals are willing to listen to your idea or opinion and at least consider the validity, where the conservatives (especially social conservatives who base their opinions on religion) are willfully ignorant and really make no effort to educate themselves.

      As for ratings, Three's Company and the Dukes of Hazard were top rated shows in the 80's, that does not grant them implicit value. Hell WWE Raw gets more viewers than O'Reily. Ratings !=value

    46. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah? I did a study which found that people who don't watch Fox News are much more likely to believe survey results which cast Fox News viewers in an unflattering way.

      Sorry if that violates your CNN-inspired sense of objectivity.

    47. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us tea-baggers are OK with you Progressive douche-bags spouting the newest bullshit talking point from Dolberman, Madcow, DailyKos, and MediaMatters.

      We find it kind of entertaining in a "watching a train wreck" sorta way.

    48. Re:FOX News Headline by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1
      From Wikipedia

      A more recent survey, released by the Pew Research Center on April 15, 2007, indicates that regular viewers of The Daily Show tend to be more knowledgeable about news than audiences of other news sources. Approximately 54% of The Daily Show viewers scored in the high knowledge range, followed by Jim Lehrer's program at 53% and Bill O'Reilly's program at 51%, significantly higher than the 34% of network morning show viewers. The survey shows that changing news formats have not made much difference on how much the public knows about national and international affairs, but adds that there is no clear connection between news formats and what audiences know.source The Project for Excellence in Journalism released a content analysis report suggesting that The Daily Show comes close to providing the complete daily news.source

      While not quite the damning of Fox News, it does indeed seem to be Stewart at the top of everybody else

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    49. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      this one shows that as of 2003, 80% of fox news viewers fell for one of three lies the bush administration was pushing (weapons of mass destruction had been found in Iraq, the world liked the US going into Iraq, and Iraq had been giving al-Qaeda support).

      To be fair, though.. they may have been convinced by statements by Democratic leaders about Saddam Hussein's acquisition or possession of weapons of mass destruction, instead of Fox News.

    50. Re:FOX News Headline by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Hm... put that study together with the other one about Fox News viewers believing things that aren't true and you get... more Republicans than Democrats believe things that aren't true?

      So where are all the Republicans anyway? Do they all watch yet another network, or do they just not watch the news?

    51. Re:FOX News Headline by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, MSNBC and most of the 'liberal' media have shown time and time again that Fox News is clearly in the tank for the GOP/Tea Party/Conservative/Big Business groups.

      Are MSNBC unabashedly liberal? sure, that's not the point. The point is that Fox tailors their coverage and flat out LIES to their audience. My favorite example was when Fox was covering/sponsoring one of the early Tea Parties using Hannity. He is clearly heard off the air asking how many people are in the crowd and is told about 5 thousand. He then goes on air and inflates it straight to almost 25 thousand.

      Or the clear misuse of the Glenn Beck rally footage to bolster the Michelle Bachmann 'press conference'/rally. That was *not* just a video editing mistake. It happened again within a couple weeks.

      Shall we talk political contributions? When was the last time a 'liberal' mainstream media outlet contributed directly to one side of the political spectrum? Kinda hard to be 'objective' if your owner is personally funding one side.

      Shall we talk hyposcrisy? Remember the 'show us the funding' cries about the NYC Muslim Center? Who was that from? Fox and the GOP. Now, they say that asking for funding disclosures is unamerican when related to the Citizens United created groups playing a direct role in our political process.

      Sorry, Fox News is *not* a media organization anymore than K Street lobbyists are.

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    52. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that it is much more likely that those who say that Fox News is heavily biased are themselves at least as heavily biased in the other direction, and that while Fox News leans to the Right that it is more much centrist than these liberals think.

      My take on it is that Fox News isn't so much conservative as fear-mongering and the things it says often aren't right-wing so much as exaggerated or simply untrue.

      "OMG Muslims are out to get you" doesn't have a political slant -- it's something you say so people will be scared and keep watching.

      Conservatives should be angrier at FNC than anyone, because dialogue on how to actually cut the size of government (for example) is not going to happen there, and its existance crowds out outlets where a genuine version of that conversation might take place.

    53. Re:FOX News Headline by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I just watched the Rachel Maddow show for the first and last time. I don't know if it was typical, but according to my relative (who likes to watch her) it was. She is an insane harpy. She is an order of magnitude farther out in the ozone than anyone I've seen on Fox News. (I should note that I haven't had cable for a couple of years, and barely watch TV at all, so things may have changed on FNC since the last time.) She is only tenuously connected to reality, just takes all the far-left buzzwords and Democratic Party catch-phrases and strings them together in a cross between shilling for the Democrats and drooling rant.

      True believers of all kinds have traded their brains for cottage cheese, and her cheese has been left out too long. It's turned green and fuzzy.

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    54. Re:FOX News Headline by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      "OMG Muslims are out to get you" doesn't have a political slant -- it's something you say so people will be scared and keep watching.

      Who has said that, and what are their ratings?

      Oh, I get it.. you are claiming that Fox News says that. Citation please.

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    55. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You aren't referring to that joke of a study done by the University of Maryland are you? There were also a number of surveys I found but they are about as "junk" as the university study.
      The biggest problem is that they based their definition of "knowledge" on things that were rather subjective and even suspect to begin with. They were lauded for their research because that was the popular thinking and still is.

    56. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Fox News viewers believing things that aren't true and you get... more Republicans than Democrats believe things that aren't true?'

      Do you mean things like 'Religion'?

    57. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Obviously my version is exaggerated for comic effect, but look up pretty much any of the coverage on the "9/11 Mosque".

      There's nothing ideologically conservative about that particular manufactured controversy.

    58. Re:FOX News Headline by martyros · · Score: 1

      Dude, I left the US three years ago, before Fox News was that big of a thing (and didn't have a TV for three years before that). So I saw it completely fresh when visiting some friends a couple of months ago. I even agree with many of the principles they claim to espouse -- small government, free market, &c. But it's is over-the-top bad. I was pretty amazed that my friends, who seem pretty normal reasonable people, could even stand to watch it.

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    59. Re:FOX News Headline by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I don't watch FOX but I agree with one of these:
      1. weapons of mass destruction had been found in Iraq
      2. the world liked the US going into Iraq
      3. Iraq had been giving al-Qaeda support

      at the time, given that western nations sold Iraq things that were illegal under the Geneva convention (mostly US and France) along with a pretty imprecise definition of WMD I think it is pretty reasonable for people to find it plausible that Saddam had WMDs.

      depends on your definition of "the world".Albania, Angola, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, Kuwait, Latvia, Lithuania, Republic of Macedonia, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Mongolia, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Palau, Panama, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Rwanda, Singapore, Slovakia, South Korea, Spain, Tonga, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, and Uzbekistan seemed to be in support of action against Saddam. If your definition of the world means the UN, then no the world was not in support of it. I think "the world" is too complex of a place to paint in black and white.

      as for the whole Iraq and al-Qaeda connection, there is no excuse for believing that. Unless you find it acceptable to get your information from one source (FOX). Really I don't think people should get their news from TV at all, it is too visual and emotional for most people to be objective. The written word is really the way to go in my opinion. Most radio "news" programs are more about talk and opinions than facts so it's not that great of a news source either. (I hate NPR for their irrational bias, they could do such a better job and be more like the BBC)

      ps - FOX also hosts Family Guy, so maybe you shouldn't watch that channel at all.

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    60. Re:FOX News Headline by BergZ · · Score: 1

      "The "faux news" meme was certainly alive and kicking then, but there you have it. Fox appeals to a balanced audience while the others heavily favor liberal viewership."

      What it says to me is that liberals are more willing to keep an open mind and listen to opinions they disagree with.

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    61. Re:FOX News Headline by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      I think that really depends on your point of view and your ability to recognize that you are biased in one direction or the other.

      You mean like science vs. religion?

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    62. Re:FOX News Headline by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Here are a few citations:

      http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/international_security_bt/102.php
      http://politics.ohio.com/2010/10/osu-study-suggests-misinformation-and-fox-news-are-linked/
      http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2009/08/19/4431138-first-thoughts-obamas-good-bad-news

      I know I read one a few years ago that I couldn't seem to find from a quick Googling...anyway, the trend is significant and has been going on for quite some time.

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    63. Re:FOX News Headline by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Sometimes lies can be a great thing.

      I don't care if those aren't real, and I don't care if you're faking it. LIE TO ME!!!

      - Dan.

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    64. Re:FOX News Headline by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      They're kind of sort of trying to do that too, if you consider the Iranian nuclear program.

      Hey, if those viruses really do slow them down enough, would that mean they were held off by 300 geeks?

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    65. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Fox) have gone to court to establish that their "news" is meant only for intertainment

      I cannot find any Citations to prove this. I found a blog which made the claim, but it too cited NO proof this event ever happened. Care to back-up your statement?

      If you cannot, then the claim must be rejected as fiction.

      BTW everyone has the right to lie. It's a first amendment right except in cases of business transactions (such as advertising 10 Mbit/s lines but only giving 1 Mbit/s).

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    66. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>viewers of Fox News were much more likely to believe things that were factually fals

      MSNBC viewers are pretty gullible too. They keep repeating that lie where Glenn Beck raped some girl back in the 90s. As well as other ridiculous things like, "Tea Partiers want to kill the president," and "Republicans want to re-enslave blacks."

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    67. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>exaggerated for comic effect

      Oh I see. So when MSNBC took a Video of a black man carrying a rifle, edited him to be a "white racist", and then spent an hour discussing how they fear "a black president like Obama" is "in danger" of being assassinated by the "white gun owners" (even though the video showed a black man altered to appear white).....

      was that "exaggerated for comic effect"? I have a different word for it: A Lie.

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    68. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Citation?

    69. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>It is hard not to feel arrogant when you really are intellectually superior to those you are debating.

      Possibly. Or not.
      - I watch FOX (and MSNBC)
      - I am Republican (leaning libertarian)
      - And I am a member of the local Tea Party

      It is the height of "arrogance" to assume you are superior to me based on those three facts, and yet many do. I have an above-average, tested IQ of 135. Plus two college degrees (soon to be three).

      You shouldn't make rash assumptions about the people you ":debate" with. That's called stereotyping.

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    70. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>>The difference between the ignorant liberals and the ignorant conservatives is that as a general rule the liberals are willing to listen to your idea or opinion and at least consider the validity

      That's not the experience of the these Gay Republicans, who have been called everything from "uncle toms" to "nazis". Where is that so-called inclusion liberals espouse?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEo4JEaBSgo
      Two Gay Tea Partiers discuss Marriage and Liberal Bigotry

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    71. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      so things may have changed on FNC since the last time.

      It really has. At one point, O'Reilly was supposed to be the conservative firebrand of the network. At this point, he's the voice of reason and restraint, and it's not because he's become more moderate.

      For what it's worth, I think Maddow usually has something interesting to say, even though I almost always disagree with it. I feel the same way about, say, Pat Buchanan. (And in favor of each, I'd say that they're people who very much do not regurgitate other people's talking points -- they're policy nerds and they like arguing about policy.) I think we're enriched by those kinds of viewpoints as long as they're not all we read or listen to.

    72. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      So does Glenn Beck. He admits he's pro-small government and Anti-progressive

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    73. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      They keep repeating that lie where Glenn Beck raped some girl back in the 90s.

      Apparently, that whooshing sound you've been hearing is the sound of a joke repeatedly going over your head.

    74. Re:FOX News Headline by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I dunno. What do we have - Communist News Network, Faux News (to cover both extremes) and then there is MSN, which is completely irrelevant and may as well stand for Morons Snoring Now.

      Of course then there is NPR, which no one listens to, and then NBC, CBS, and ABC, all of whom no one watches any more.

      Whom to believe? They're all sensationalists and their goal is to sell viewers to advertisers. They'll rig gas tanks in trucks with explosives or completely fabricate stories if the revenue exceeds the cost of any fines or punitive damages they expect the worst case to incur.

      News as we once knew it? It doesn't exist (or more correctly, I suspect, did it ever exist?). What we have now is both neo-con and moonbat propaganda and so the best news sources might very well be financial publications - or view multiple sources and try to decipher what the truth is.

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    75. Re:FOX News Headline by klui · · Score: 2, Informative
      http://caselaw.findlaw.com/fl-district-court-of-appeal/1310807.html

      We agree with WTVT that the FCC's policy against the intentional falsification of the news-which the FCC has called its "news distortion policy"-does not qualify as the required "law, rule, or regulation" under section 448.102.

      There is much legalese so maybe someone who is well versed in reading legal opinions could comment.

    76. Re:FOX News Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm sure that the invasion of Iraq was something that heavily factored into the Tongan national interest.

    77. Re:FOX News Headline by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Yet another liberal that exaggerates about things they don't like. Color me surprised.

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    78. Re:FOX News Headline by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      Please explain the logic to me of how a more trusting audience means that the source lies more often. I'll give you a hint: there is no possible way to logically come to that conclusion.

    79. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>get your news from outside the country.

      Oh really? I watch Russia Today, and they are even more anti-government than FOX News is. They invite people like Alex Jones (conspiracist) as commentators.

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    80. Re:FOX News Headline by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

      The only thing you've shown is a correlation. There are thousands of other factors.

    81. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      STRAWMAN ARGUMENT. I didn't say anything of the sort. Address what I *actually* said and stop beating-up the imaginary strawman.

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    82. Re:FOX News Headline by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      How about this study?

      Fox appeals to a balanced audience while the others heavily favor liberal viewership.

      Seems to go perfectly with the other study: Fox News is watched by diverse audience, and that audience is as a consequence of watching more poorly informed than others of the same demographics who do not watch Fox.

      I take issue with assumption that balanced viewership means balanced reporting (Howard Stern's audience was famously split between those who loved and hated him, but you wouldn't say Howard was "balanced" on the issue of Howard).

      But that's not really the point. Point is: Left, right, center... Who cares... Whatever their angle, Fox News misleads their viewers in support of it.

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    83. Re:FOX News Headline by StopKoolaidPoliticsT · · Score: 1

      The original MSNBC clip:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYKQJ4-N7LI

      An interview with the same guy on another local channel:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syx26QtQIM&NR=1

      If you don't find that informative enough, google "msnbc black man assault rifle" for about 16,600 results.

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    84. Re:FOX News Headline by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      ABC, CBS, and NBC also funded the GOP.

          And the DNC. That's how corporations operate - pay-off both sides, and then demand favors from the winner.

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    85. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      What makes you think I'm a liberal?

      Oh, I see. It's because I said something you don't like.

    86. Re:FOX News Headline by Simon80 · · Score: 1

      Fox has had quacks on their show too, if they think it would fit their narrative. It's fun when the guests don't play along as well as they expected. Despite this, I agree with you completely: the existence of one bad news organization out there clearly illustrates that looking for news anywhere outside of the US is a bad idea.

    87. Re:FOX News Headline by StopKoolaidPoliticsT · · Score: 1

      O'Reilly has dialed back his aggressive style... it first became obvious during the 2008 campaign, especially with his sit down interview with Obama, where he refused to ask the really hard questions. Sure, he threw a couple hard pitches just for his cred, but he did nothing to hold his feet to the fire like he used to do with guests a decade ago, when guests used to storm off set on occasion. He's gone from railing on Jesse Jackson and questions of tax evasion to sitting next to Jackson at dinner parties (about 2:50 in).

      O'Reilly has become a part of the establishment. He's had the #1 rated cable news program for, what, 9 or so years now? He's also getting older and has become more focused on his family than on the "no spin" tough guy that he still likes to portray himself as. He's living on past glory with a long, fat contract, secure with the knowledge that Fox isn't going to let him leave for a competitor, especially as long as he stays at #1. People at the top almost always lost the edge that got them there.

      As for the rest of Fox News, as a conservative/libertarian/tea party type, I've become increasingly disgusted with it over the years and at this point, I really only tune in for Cavuto, Red Eye, John Stossel and Andrew Napolitano. Fox and Friends has been horrendous since they canned ED Hill and replaced her with Gretchen Carlson - I would have preferred Kiran Chetry. The day time has gone from hard news to soft news and sensationalism and, in particular, I don't like the choice of Jenna Lee replacing Jane Skinner. I've had a grudge against Shepard Smith since the JFK Jr search when he told a viewer off because the viewer said 24/7 coverage, which ignored all of the other news for a guy of, really, little importance, was ridiculous. Beck is quickly turning into the 700 Club, Special Report isn't the same without Brit Hume, Hannity was always pretty meh but without anyone to challenge him he's completely lame, and Greta, well, she's not bad, but I'm generally not interested in her frequently Lifetime feeling show. With the exception of Smith, who is clearly the token liberal meant to prove that Fox doesn't completely lean right, it's clear that the channel has moved on from reporting to pandering for audience.

      The sad part, is that MSNBC has followed them over an even bigger cliff on the opposite side (back in the late 90s, they were my news channel of choice, but today they are virtually unwatchable, much for the same reason that Air America was unlistenable - they're all attack with little substance. It's both boring and tiring unless you're a cheerleader and even then, it's inane (see Hannity for those on the right)). CNN is just outright lost. Seriously, Client Number Nine gets his own show and to balance him out, he gets a token conservative woman, with whom he has no chemistry, that no conservative believes is any further to the right than he is, and that's the show that was going to bail CNN out from its morass? Thankfully, I can find a pretty wide variety of news on the internet these days, since all three big cable stations are failing in that respect (informing the populace matters way less than generating eyeballs to bring in revenue).

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    88. Re:FOX News Headline by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      What makes you think I'm a liberal?

      You were being liberal.

      For example, the liberal helping of bullshit you tried to paint on Fox.

      Don't like assholes? Then don't be one.

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    89. Re:FOX News Headline by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      they are virtually unwatchable, much for the same reason that Air America was unlistenable - they're all attack with little substance. It's both boring and tiring unless you're a cheerleader

      exactly - on both/all sides.

      I just noticed - I have not watched Fox for more than a few minutes here and there at friends' houses since before Beck became a host. I've never seen him! :D

      Actually, my life is much better without TV - or at least without cable or an antenna. Just DVDs and the occasional wildlife/ocean thing off the net, plus some radio news, and I'm happy. Much less artificially induced stress.

      TV (like the movies) is fundamentally an emotional medium, not an intellectual one. The visual input rate is so high that we have to turn off our 'thought' filters and just let it soak in, immersed in whatever is on there. So all these shows are like watching the neighbors fight - all heat, no light.

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    90. Re:FOX News Headline by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I think it is pretty reasonable for people to find it plausible that Saddam had WMDs.

      We didn't find any though. The misperception in question was specifically that we HAD found them.

      I've heard plenty of explanations as to where they went, so whether he did have WMDs at some point before the second war, or whether they got stolen or sold before we got to them is open to speculation I suppose, but it's not really disputed that as of 2003, we hadn't actually found the WMDs that we were promised Saddam had. It was quite convenient for Bush and co that a significant amount of us just assumed we had and didn't hold him responsible for it, it would have been tough to explain since that was one of the main points used to sell the war, admitting that all those soldiers had died for a mistake at best would have been a PR problem. Sickening.

    91. Re:FOX News Headline by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Whatever their angle, Fox News misleads their viewers in support of it.

      Citation?

      MSNBC anchor Dylan Ratigan apologized this morning for using fake photos of Sarah Palin last Friday in a segment about the former Alaska governor, and for not acknowledging their inauthenticity.

      CNN then misrepresented the same photos

      MSNBC defends fraudulent Rand Paul transcript as "technically correct", makes no apologies

      Lets not forget when CBS tried like hell not to admit to this, spawning the "Fake but Accurate" meme

      Thats just a small sampling of demonstrable misinformation events. It looks to me like there is ample evidence (CITATIONS) for these networks here to use fake stories to further specific political agendas, often around election time.

      I'm not saying that Fox doesnt have its share of FUD, but come on.. look at this shit. These are blatant attempts to influence elections in extremely fraudulent ways.

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    92. Re:FOX News Headline by Jiro · · Score: 3, Informative

      Besides, we did find WMD in Iraq. They were only a few hundred old leftover ones and weren't the massive stockpiles that were were told were endangering everyone, but it is literally true that we found some WMDs. This makes the poll question like those poll questions that ask if witches exist--answering what they said and answering what they meant are very different.

    93. Re:FOX News Headline by BergZ · · Score: 1

      How interesting that you neglect to mention that ABC, CBS, and NBC (unlike Fox) give to both parties equally.

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    94. Re:FOX News Headline by similar_name · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm aware Fox is the only one that went to court to defend their right to lie.

    95. Re:FOX News Headline by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Strawman my ass. That is called a "comparison," little one.

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    96. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts. Truth is not a majority-rules exercise.

    97. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      I pretty well agree with that.

      There's gems of interviews and stuff on any of the networks, but you have to sift through a lot of dross for them. I did catch a good one with John Thune on CNN a few weeks ago, and he really came across as the kind of guy with whom you might or might not agree, but nonetheless was arguing intelligently/honestly for his points. Watching that, it's like, why isn't there more of this on cable news? Apparently people saying crazy crap is better ratings.

    98. Re:FOX News Headline by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Everyone thinks they're pro-small-government. Just about everyone also wants government involved in something it isn't now.

      Very few people are willing to be specific about what they'd cut, such that what they'd cut actually amounts to a significant chunk of the budget.

      (Hint: if defense, Medicare, and Social Security don't make the list, you're not cutting anything significant -- and if you're going to advocate for cutting one of those, you're never going to get elected.)

    99. Re:FOX News Headline by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      However, by making emotional arguments they are winning, even if they are not telling the truth.

      I think the word you were looking for is demagoguery. And I think you are right. And I think that demagoguery is not something that a "news channel should be proud of. And as a Canadian I think all your cable, and most of you broadcast, news is over sensationalized drivel that does no service to inform the public. The only national news show in the US even remotely worth watching is the 'News Hour" on PBS.

    100. Re:FOX News Headline by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      ".. whether he did have WMDs at some point before the second war .."

      He was about 5 in WWII, so that is neither reasonable or plausible.

      Sorry, but if an authority tells me something AND it meets my expectations I am likely to believe it. If it turns out to be untrue then I should hold that authority as suspect in the future. Because I trusted the word of an authority doesn't mean I deserve to be berated and attacked at every opportunity. The "I told you so" chants wears thin pretty quickly.

      But I trust the scientific authorities on global warming, if it turns out to be untrue I suppose I'll have to suffer the same sort of treatment.

      ps - your history lesson is a bit revisionist.

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    101. Re:FOX News Headline by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      ".. whether he did have WMDs at some point before the second war .."

      He was about 5 in WWII, so that is neither reasonable or plausible.

      ... second IRAQ war.

      Sorry, but if an authority tells me something AND it meets my expectations I am likely to believe it. If it turns out to be untrue then I should hold that authority as suspect in the future. Because I trusted the word of an authority doesn't mean I deserve to be berated and attacked at every opportunity. The "I told you so" chants wears thin pretty quickly.

      You'll note I didn't bring it up here to say "I told you so." I brought it up here to say "The same propaganda machine that helped America lie to itself is still there, still working its magic." Defensive much?

      Furthermore, while you at least suggest you've learned the lesson and you'll be more skeptical about justifications to invade another country, I don't think most of our countrymen have. So, in the future, if we talk about invading Syria, or Iran, or North Korea, or some other country, and I say "WMD, Iraq, told you so," know that I'm specifically NOT talking to you, I'm talking to the idiots who would listen to politicians when they say we need to attack another country.

    102. Re:FOX News Headline by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Yes, everyone else is an idiot except you. If your fellow countrymen/women are idiots and we're doomed to repeat these mistakes then why continue. Just give up, run up a huge credit card debt to help support our economy, and die.

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    103. Re:FOX News Headline by RichiH · · Score: 1

      To be fair, all media is biased. This is inevitable.

      Yet, as an outsider, it does seem that normal reporting in the US is tabloid-level in Europe. And then, there is Faux News.

    104. Re:FOX News Headline by RichiH · · Score: 1

      > Do a scientific study and you'll find that those others are just as bad as, if not worse than Fox News.

      Wow.

      Anyway, Faux News is the one that defended their right to make up news stories in a court of law.
      Also, their owner supported Glenn Beck's statement that Obama has a deeply-rooted hate against white people and is a racist.

      So yah, dunno..

    105. Re:FOX News Headline by RichiH · · Score: 1

      > I think the most telling aspect of the whole debate is the ratings of Fox News continue to climb into the stratosphere as the ratings of ALL other news networks and shows continue to dwindle into obscurity.

      Telling indeed. Especially since the US is doing worse and worse in general education.

      > They seem to feel the very fact that they are liberal makes them better and smarter than those who are not.

      If you look at the stats, the liberals (US definition, not EU!) tend to have the best education and highest intellect. Correlation is not causation etc, but the fact remains the same.

      > They refuse to confront facts or opinions that they don't like and quickly trail off into calling whatever they disagree with racist, homophobic, bigoted and the like (Or in the case of Fox News - liars).

      Funny. When I make the effort to watch Faux News for a bit (I am in the EU so mostly protected from it in everyday life), they level of hate and disgust they spray at everyone who disagrees is incredible. Pot, meet kettle.

    106. Re:FOX News Headline by RichiH · · Score: 1

      The FCC may not impose a "news distortion policy" as it does not fall into its jurisdiction which is limited to "law, rule, or regulation".

    107. Re:FOX News Headline by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      This will help:

      http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=gilbert-gottfried-pt.-1&videoId=179741

      They apply the joke to Beck because this is a tactic Beck uses every night. Just keep repeating it, but then say that you're not saying it. Then say it a few more times.

      Do you have any proof that Beck didn't rape and kill a girl in 1990? It's a pretty serious accusation. All he has to do is confirm that he didn'tl, right?

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    108. Re:FOX News Headline by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      >I, for one, think it's pretty sad that a disturbingly large segment of younger viewers get their 'news' primarily from a comedy show (Jon Stewart)

      Yeah, because god forbid that anyone should make fun of the stupidity behind politics, or any other subject for that matter. I mean what could be funnier then some snobby politicians thinking that they are infallible, and could never make any mistakes, when John simply makes it evident that these are still regular people given BIG positions in life and think that they can do no wrong......

      He also seems to touch on many things that have been tried to be slipped under the carpet, such as the BP oil spill, which is still a nasty money pit for OUR government even though the company themselves have stopped trying to do any clean up....

      What do you not like about the Stewart show,....or the Colbert report....the fact that they can take the average individual who would never really bother to read the news, and inform him in such a way as not to alienate him about world events, and actually get him up to speed (somewhat ,....as I agree they sometimes simplify things too much) but at least reach a usually unreachable political audience.

    109. Re:FOX News Headline by theaveng · · Score: 1

      WTVT???

      We were discussing FOX News (the national channel), and you came back with a quote about a LOCAL privately-owned television station. That has zero relevance.

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    110. Re:FOX News Headline by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Inserting words into your opponent's mouth that he never said - or - inventing some outrageous scenario (jews/hitler) and claiming the opponent would support such a thing.

      That's the definition of a Strawman Argument, and you used one.

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    111. Re:FOX News Headline by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Beck doesn't do that.

      Who shows actual videos of people in the white house saying things like, "My favorite philosopher is Mao Tse-tung" or "Redistribute the wealth" or "Rationing is necessary under the new Healthcare Bill."

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    112. Re:FOX News Headline by gknoy · · Score: 1

      The general public generally considers "news" to mean "the truth about what is happening". (Sure, that's not accurate, but it's what most people believe it means, or should mean, at a gut level. When news organizations lie, people think poorly of it.

      http://foxnewsboycott.com/resources/fox-can-lie-lawsuit/

      The attorneys for Fox, owned by media baron Rupert Murdoch, argued the First Amendment gives broadcasters the right to lie or deliberately distort news reports on the public airwaves.

      In its six-page written decision, the Court of Appeals held that the Federal Communications Commission position against news distortion is only a "policy," not a promulgated law, rule, or regulation.

      There was apparently some confusion as to whether the FCC actually prohibited news organizations from lying -- but this court case cleared that up. However, this does also mean that Fox (and Rupert Murdoch) are the only ones who have specifically gone to court in order to protect their right to broadcast lies. As a news organization. The others at least pretend to try to give the truth, even if in doing so they incorporate varying degrees of bias, but Fox flat out deliberately lies. (The others might also, granted, especially now that Fox cleared the way, but that would go against what many would consider professional journalistic integrity.)

    113. Re:FOX News Headline by Sigmon · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have nothing against the shows. I think they are often funny. Colbert is a particularly brilliant comic/writer. They are by no means credible news sources, however... but many of my liberal friends run away with the same devotion to what they saw/heard on the show(s) as they whine and complain about followers of, say, Rush Limbaugh doing.

    114. Re:FOX News Headline by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Truth is not to make shit up and then when faced with a query for a citation, to claim that it was all just an "exaggeration" "for comic effect."

      I will ask again. Citation please. Is there any citation at all that you have that even remotely backs up even an un-exaggerated version of your claims?

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    115. Re:FOX News Headline by rgviza · · Score: 1

      CNN and CBS are pretty bad too. They continually report "news" that is nothing more than cleverly disguised op ed stuff. They're just as bad as Fox. They report just enough real news to be able to call themselves news organizations but they are all political mouthpieces. They have people on CNN like Joy Baher and Jane Valez that are just as ridiculous as Glenn Beck, who originally came from CNN (had a show for 2 years there). Not sure if a lot of people remember that... CNN and Fox are two peas in a pod on the opposite sides of the political spectrum. Don't get me started on Katie Couric. They're all the same. They pick stories based on liberal and conservative platform issues then slant them 90 degrees. Believe what you want, but if you honestly believe that any of them are any better than Fox, I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale, real cheap. Personally I watch the BBC for world news. They don't give a shit about republicans and democrats. Neither do I. There isn't a single news organization I trust in this country.

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  3. Bad idea by suso · · Score: 1

    Even if the sun isn't shining on your side of the planet, its still shining on the planet. If you block it all together, I think it would have unforeseen consequences. Like a sudden chill.

    1. Re:Bad idea by Cwix · · Score: 1

      What if we put the shades into a geo stationary orbit hovering only over the deepest parts of the ocean. I don't believe the sun does much over deep ocean. I suppose it could change the warming of certain currents. It could play a major role in hurricane development that way I suppose.

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    2. Re:Bad idea by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Even if the sun isn't shining on your side of the planet, its still shining on the planet.

      What???

      I for one welcome the new "no free speech" policies of our UN Overlords. Just ban any research you don't like. Two thumbs up for oligarchy.

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    3. Re:Bad idea by wierd_w · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with that is that the shadow does not always point straight down. It points in the direction normal to the sun; EG, even a geostationary shade would have a shadow that moves around thousands of miles as the angle of incident with the sun changes due to the earth's rotation.

      Much more interesting would be to deploy something like this on Venus, to halt the greenhouse effect and cool it down.

    4. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A simple cloud already creates winds between the parts in its shade and the parts that aren't... it's obvious that a space-shade would influence the weather.

      In addition, a space-shade that can actually influence the weather to such an extent that it counters global warming is one hell of a weapon.

      I think that the UN may be on to something... It's easy to say now that it's a lot of fuss about nothing. But imagine how the world would have looked if (first of all the UN had existed in the 1940's and if) the UN had banned nuclear weapons. WWII would have lasted longer. The cold war would have escalated into WWIII pretty soon...

      Ok, I am approaching this the wrong way... But you get the point.

    5. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And mirrors in Mars orbit to warm it up. There ya go, the extra 2 planets we supposedly need in 40 years. Send NASA funding.

    6. Re:Bad idea by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Good point. Hadn't thought that one through I guess. Time for more coffee.

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    7. Re:Bad idea by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Much more interesting would be to deploy something like this on Venus, to halt the greenhouse effect and cool it down.

      I agree, but given the fact that Venus is so much closer to the sun (and of a pretty similar size to Earth), you'd need a much larger "shade", since the sun's apparent size in the sky would be much larger.

      Not undoable, but certainly a bigger challenge.

      There's also the problem of the atmospheric pressure. Surface pressure is 93 bar - or roughly 93 times that of Earth. It's mostly CO2 (97%), so you'd need to remove a LOT of carbon from the air to get an oxygen rich atmosphere, and even then you'd have too much oxygen. You'd need to get it out of the air too - preferably by joining with Hydrogen to create some water on the surface, but I'm not sure the specifics of that.

      Combine with the need to deal with the extremely long day/night cycle that would make agriculture difficult, and you've just got a difficult terraforming ahead of you.

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    8. Re:Bad idea by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Yeh.

      The problem is: we're getting too warm. Mostly from the heat generated from the light is trapped in our atmosphere by green house gasses. NOTE: my description is like the 6th grade book report version, not 100% accurate.

      So the problem is excess heat lingering.

      A large sun shade would limit the amount of light coming to earth.

      A lot of things need light (independent of heat): plants, algae, lord knows what else. Limit the light and it might have unexpected side effects on a lot.

      Besides, as others said... it would be a band-aide. If the problem seems to disappear for a few years/decades then there will be little incentive to find a real solution. And then some lazy people will just keep saying "reduce the shade even more" which might cause more (and serious) problems.

    9. Re:Bad idea by AffidavitDonda · · Score: 1

      I don't believe the sun does much over deep ocean.

      The algae in the ocean need the sunlight. They're the largest source of oxygen on the planet (nope, not the rainforest). So the sun is doing a lot over the oceans.

    10. Re:Bad idea by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. It's the same idea as "let's just destroy the desert, because it's a wasteland with no ecosystem anyway." The sun shining over the ocean has the LARGEST effect on our planet, because it's a giant fucking thermal battery (look up SPECIFIC HEAT OF WATER). Yes, it has spectral refraction and reflects a lot of light back out; but colored shit like trees reflect a LOT more infra-red... green leafy plants reflect a ton of heat away, and the ocean heat sinks it. Of course, the temperature of the ocean is a MAJOR climate driver, and fucking with it will not only severely stress sea life but will also severely affect land weather patterns and shift global temperatures around like crazy.

      This is what happens when you think. You realize that the "obvious" is idiotic.

    11. Re:Bad idea by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      What if we put the shades into a geo stationary orbit hovering only over the deepest parts of the ocean. I don't believe the sun does much over deep ocean. I suppose it could change the warming of certain currents. It could play a major role in hurricane development that way I suppose.

      The fact that you put "I suppose" at the end of that comment shows the real problem with it: It's a complete guess.

      This is the biggest problem with all atmospheric sciences: There is too much guesswork involved since the science is incredibly complicated and relies on physics we cannot model correctly. Think thermodymics and the fact there is no such thing as an ideal gas and you get the picture about how hard this stuff is to predict on a global scale.

      I personally think we should be careful making massive changes to our global climate unless we know exactly what we are doing and what the results will be. Unfortunately the science is so far off being able to tell us that we may be forced to try something before we are ready to safely. There are so many examples of us screwing up things that are set about in a rushed manor and doing more harm than good.

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    12. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, they're not banning research, they're banning deployment. By your logic, all UN bans violate free speech, so I guess you oppose the UN bans on genocide, slavery, chemical warfare and torture as well? I can't tell you how often I start to write a reply to one of your ignorant posts and say to myself "I cannot believe how fucking stupid this person is" before I look up and realize it was you.

    13. Re:Bad idea by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Jeeze, getting kinda angry at a post in the idle section arnt ya?

      Take a fucking chill pill.

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    14. Re:Bad idea by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'm unsure that dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a good idea. WW2 was drawn out specifically because of a lot of fail on our military strategy; but it was over before the bomb. I'd like to say going into this that I don't blame the politicians outright; at the very least, I don't think Congress (don't hold me to that; one or two may have deviated, MOST of them probably didn't know shit) or Truman (I'm WELL more confident in this) had proper intelligence: I think either the military made bad judgments, or the defense department (today's NSA and CIA are branches of the DOD) thought it would be more interesting to blow shit up (science experiment).

      By the end of WW2, we had famous "Kamikaze" bombers. Your history class fucked up here. Kamikaze bombers weren't status quo; Japan ran out of bombs and planes and fuel, and all it had left were planes with tanks of remaining fuel in them to crash into shit. Japanese bombers routinely made bomb runs across the pacific to Hawaii; they couldn't reach California. When they ran out of bombs, they went one way; but originally they came back.

      What we were told in school is that Japanese fighters could make it to California (bullshit) but never back, so they always came, launched tons of bombs, then kamikaze. What actually happened was desperation in a nation that wanted to say they were sorry and go home; their dignity was bruised, but they were beaten and ready to talk peace. Hell, the original bombing run on Hawaii was supposed to be a negotiation session: the Japanese sent us a memo, but we didn't translate it fast enough. They wanted to DECLARE their intent so we'd either negotiate or at least move assets and (especially) people out of the way.

      The biggest offense of WW2 was America's useless attacks on Japan. Japan hit a military base in Hawaii. Japan hit navy cruisers, aircraft carriers if they could (which was never), naval bases, any kind of military installation they could touch. They quickly realized this was stupid: the reason a warning was sent was because Japan wanted to negotiate under pressure of declared war, as the military advisors IN Japan knew that a war with America was a losing prospect considering they could only reach Hawaii.

      They expected military retaliation after this; unfortunately, what they got was "Strategic Bombing" ... no, not just military installations, but CIVILIAN installations. We blew up schools, churches, houses... that's called terrorism today. It pissed them off, too, because attacking non-combatants is an honorless act of cowardice. They were already beaten and humiliated when we dropped the bombs; nuking the shit out of something offshore with no population would have been enough of a military experiment, and they would have crumbled at that.

      We broke their back, then came in and told them they were barbarians. If we would have negotiated diplomatically and with honor, we could have talked them down. They were broken, they knew they were broken. All we had to do was tell them we could fight longer and harder than they could (they knew this), we had better resources (they knew this), and we had a really nasty weapon we didn't want to lose. Expressing a distaste for the pointless, honorless act of destroying entire cities of civilians and a desire to end the bloodshed and try to move onto peaceful grounds would have appealed to the Japanese in every way; instead we continued to attack them, treated them like animals, then devastated them until their sense of honor and dignity broke in the face of such emotional stress as having everyone they know and love wiped out.

      America lost that war. We failed at diplomacy. We failed as human beings. We destroyed civilian human lives and then came in to mop up the remains of a culture of beauty and philosophy, a culture that still understood the difference between a "warrior" and a "soldier." Now Japan is a land of broken, childish merchants, of bright lights and unbelievably ridiculo

    15. Re:Bad idea by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Is it causing serious problems now?

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    16. Re:Bad idea by spitzak · · Score: 1

      The actual location for the shade would be at the L1 point, which is closer to Venus by just about the same ratio the Sun is closer to it. So the shade would be about the same size. The main reason it would have to be bigger (or really denser) is that you would have to do significant more work to fix Venus, as you state.

    17. Re:Bad idea by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You could always have it track the surface. If the shade is in geosychronous orbit and always pointed down it's not going to block a lot of sun outside the target area because when the sun is shining at an angle to the surface it's also going to be shining at an angle to the shade.

      Not very efficient though.

    18. Re:Bad idea by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "By the end of WW2, we had famous "Kamikaze" bombers. Your history class fucked up here."

        I'm not American so I'm curious - what is it you guys learn about the kamikaze?

      "It pissed them off, too, because attacking non-combatants is an honorless act of cowardice."

      Funny, wherever Japan could realistically strike enemy civilian populations in WWII, they did a pretty brutal job of it.

    19. Re:Bad idea by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Take a fucking chill pill

      People keep saying that to me, but where the fuck am I supposed to get them? I've asked in Wahlgreens and CVS and the fucks just laughed at me.

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    20. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your entire post is laced with fail, thickly enough that I don't know where to start and densely enough that a full response would be unreadably long. I'll have to stick to short things.

      Kamikaze: you've drastically oversimplified in the wrong direction. Suicide runs were used in naval battles, and not only as a last ditch on the fly improvisation. IIRC, there was one particular battle where they sent a good 400 planes with the intent that every single one would try to hit a ship after shooting down a plane or dropping a bomb.

      "Ready to talk peace" is half revisionist bullshit. Japanese peace offers, right until the end, were exercises in face-saving and truce, in which Japan wanted to keep the majority of territory they'd taken in war. Agreeing to them would have been insanity, since we both knew it was really intended to allow Imperial Japan a lull in the fighting in which to rebuild without giving up their ambitions. And their military still wanted to fight even after the second nuke was dropped, attempting a coup the night before the Emperor publicly recommended surrender.

      Blah blah civilian massacre: standard WW2 carpet bombing fare, and particularly aimed at Japanese industry. Actually less bad than standard; there was no Japanese equivalent of Dresden.

      Barbarians: you haven't looked into what Japan did in China, have you? Japanese troops acted in ways disgraceful by any standards, including even the most forgiving of their own standards.

    21. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you can assign blame to your compatriots without glorifying the enemy.

    22. Re:Bad idea by Smauler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We destroyed civilian human lives and then came in to mop up the remains of a culture of beauty and philosophy, a culture that still understood the difference between a "warrior" and a "soldier." Now Japan is a land of broken, childish merchants, of bright lights and unbelievably ridiculous things.

      No... no you didn't. Tentacle porn existed way before WWII, as one example of an unbelievably ridiculous thing which survived the atomic bombs. The Japanese now would be extremely annoyed by your shitty stereotyped classification of them. Japan is not broken, as you'd know, if you knew anything about it. Also note that the culture of beauty and philosophy, as you put it, had diabolically bad POW camps... perhaps they missed that bit of honor.

      The fire bombings of Dresden, Hamburg and Tokyo alone (each lasting a few days at most) killed more people than the atomic bombs did. Many other cities were firebombed too. Just focusing on the atomic bombs when other bombing raids killed way more people smacks of sensationalism.

    23. Re:Bad idea by Guppy · · Score: 2, Informative

      They expected military retaliation after this; unfortunately, what they got was "Strategic Bombing" ... no, not just military installations, but CIVILIAN installations. We blew up schools, churches, houses... that's called terrorism today. It pissed them off, too, because attacking non-combatants is an honorless act of cowardice.

      I'd suggest reading up on the Japanese bombing of Bombing of Chongqing:

      A conservative estimate places the number of bombing runs at more than 5,000, with more than 11,500 bombs dropped, mainly incendiary bombs. The targets were usually residential areas, business areas, schools, hospitals (non-military targets).

      Note the beginning date of the bombing campaign, 18 February 1938 (and that the bombings were covered in the U.S. media). In addition, bombings of other cities such as Shanghai and Wuhan took place, but Chongqing was probably the hardest-hit target.

    24. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Venus is hot not just from trapping of heat by atmospheric gasses but also due to the atmospheric pressure and proximity to the sun. A shade would have marginal effect on Venus, to cool it to our level we would need to shift its orbit and terraform the atmosphere to reduce the pressure.

    25. Re:Bad idea by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'm not American so I'm curious - what is it you guys learn about the kamikaze?

      In high school, mention of WW2 Japanese Kamikaze fighters basically said that Japanese bomb runners couldn't make it back ever (lies!); so they'd fly over the states and fire bombs, then crash and burn on a suitable target. They also never mentioned that these things couldn't even reach California; all the fighting occurred over Hawaii.

      The real truth, as I said in my post, was that the Kamikaze came when Japan ran low on bombs. They were out of weapons, out of energy, thrashing around and ready to seek an end to the war. We wanted to march an army into Japan, blaze a path to Tokyo from the shoreline, and force the Emperor to surrender at gunpoint; least that's how I was told it. "If we send soldiers in, we'll have to kill every last man, woman, and child on that island; they'll all fight to the death." That says ground troops to capital. But that's all they had left; if we sent a message to them (we had communications!) stating a desire to negotiate for peace, the only thing they could say is "come cut your way into our heart!" They couldn't raise their huge cache of reserve missiles and start blazing away; they had no such thing.

      The Kamikaze weren't the "Glorious Japanese Warriors giving their lives!" They were the "last act of broken desperation." We could have negotiated their surrender if we offered their nation its dignity.

      Funny, wherever Japan could realistically strike enemy civilian populations in WWII, they did a pretty brutal job of it.

      Yeah, note my comment on Japan's attacks on Korea. They acted in direct opposition to their own warrior's philosophy. The Catholic Church did the same, with the pope initiating brutal invasions and territorial expansion by the sword; over time, it was decided this was simply wrong. I believe with time and maybe some guidance (maybe just time!), the warriors would have found it difficult to explain the honor in such brutality, especially (unfortunately) losing their own loved ones to such barbarianism. When you're already devastated over a middle school being bombed in a war, a sudden switch to the topic of that time you were in some other country running through a middle school cutting childrens' throats quickly puts a nasty pit in your stomach.

  4. Excellent... by Kalidor · · Score: 1

    ... but when has any UN resolution stopped Montgomery Burns?

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  5. it doesnt matter cause we're already in the Matrix by yincrash · · Score: 4, Funny

    we already blocked out the sun 500 years ago to try and kill the machines, but they won anyways and we're all just blue pills lying in our pods

  6. Maybe not in the near term.... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    But as the sun ages and gets bigger and hotter it might be a good idea to put up a sun shade while we can. I'm sure there's some "extra time" we could buy in the future if we're still around with a sun screen.

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    1. Re:Maybe not in the near term.... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But as the sun ages and gets bigger and hotter it might be a good idea to put up a sun shade while we can.

      IIRC, the expected evolution of the Sun will result in it getting bigger and cooler, it will just seem hotter to anything left on Earth because the Earth will actually be inside it.

      Of course, there's billions of years before that happens. Personally, I think moving off the Earth is a better strategy for dealing with that than building any kind of plausible "sunshade".

    2. Re:Maybe not in the near term.... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually current stellar evolution theory says the sun will keep getting hotter over the next 5 Billion or so years and that it has already increased it's output by 25% since its birth.
      It is also thought that in about a billion years it'll be hot enough to boil the Earths oceans which will lead to a runaway greenhouse effect and we'll be much like Venus.

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    3. Re:Maybe not in the near term.... by edjs · · Score: 1

      When the Sun starts moving into the giant stage, it will increase in size and the surface temperature will drop. The increase in surface area will more than offset the drop in temperature (dramatically), so total energy will be much higher.

  7. Havent they learned.... by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That when you try to fix one problem, you almost always invent a new one? Prime example, using cats to get rid of mice....but than theres to many cats right? well lets roll in the dogs.. what? now too many dogs? ok lets bring in........ Some things are just better left alone

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    1. Re:Havent they learned.... by geoffrobinson · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've haven't been watching enough Looney Tunes. You get rid of the elephant with a mouse and the cycle repeats.

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    2. Re:Havent they learned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That when you try to fix one problem, you almost always invent a new one?

      Prime example, using cats to get rid of mice....but than theres to many cats right? well lets roll in the dogs.. what? now too many dogs? ok lets bring in........

      Some things are just better left alone

      yep. its best to just take what we've got right now and work our asses off to make the world a better place. Isn't that why we're here in the first place?

      1) end nationalism
      2) invent automated robotic recycling processors
      3) fully exploit renewable energy
      4) develop massive high speed rails
      5)......
      6) Win (not profit)

    3. Re:Havent they learned.... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Orbital sun-shades are by their very nature temporary. If we don't like the side-effects, we can stop replenishing them and let them burn up in the atmosphere as they lose momentum.

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    4. Re:Havent they learned.... by JustinOpinion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a bit of a rant, and I'm putting it as a reply to you, even though I don't really know whether you subscribe to this fallacy...

      Your "when you try to fix one problem, you almost always invent a new one" is folk wisdom and, as such, unconvincing. Creating new problems, even unanticipated ones, is not really a counter-argument against a suggested action. What matters is whether the proposed solution leads to a better or worse outcome than no solution at all. For instance organ transplants are rife with side-effects, risks, and problems. But an organ transplant is still often justified: e.g. when it saves a person's life, it's probably worth the downsides. Obviously it would be nice to have solutions without side-effects, but here in the real world every decision is about weighing pros against cons.

      Similarly with geo-engineering. Will there be side-effects? Yes, almost certainly. Will there be unintended and unforeseen problems? Yes, probably. Does that mean we shouldn't even consider such options? No, we should certainly consider them.

      Buried in the folk wisdom of "creating more problems" is some notion that we have no hope of predicting the outcome of complex events, and so we shouldn't even try. But taking a position on an issue like "Is it a net positive to put a shade between the Earth and the Sun?" inherently means that you believe that you are able, in fact, to predict the outcome with some confidence. Namely, you believe you sufficiently understand the problem and myriad of counter-balancing forces, such that you know that, on average, more harm than good will come from that kind of intervention. But, if you're able to make that kind of prediction ("Making those kinds of changes in this complex system will lead to outcome X, where X is bad.") then why is it impossible to make other kinds of predictions ("Making those kinds of changes in this complex system will lead to outcome Y, where Y is good.")?

      Put otherwise, if we were really in a state of complete ignorance with respect to a decision, then all we could do would be to flip a coin. By taking a side ("We're better off not messing with it.") you inherently agree that we can, in principle, predict the outcome of meddling. In which case, we should be able to mount enough evidence to propose a solution that, on the balance, we predict will do more good than harm.

      I'm not saying that this particular solution is a good idea. It may turn out that all geo-engineering solutions are, on the balance, bad ideas. But I dislike this defeatist "better not meddle" attitude. Either: (1) the balance of evidence says that solution X is a bad idea, in which case we shouldn't do it; or (2) the balance of evidence says that solution X is a good idea, in which case we should do it; or (3) we have no data one way or the other, in which case we may as well just flip a coin. The problem is that people don't acknowledge that "doing nothing" is inherently a decision. You may have other reasons for thinking that "doing nothing" is the better idea: e.g. it is cheaper to do nothing... but in that case just be honest and say "Since the evidence isn't persuasive, I say we do nothing for now, but if someone can mount enough evidence of X being a good idea, then I will support it". Having a generic "don't meddle" rule may make you seem wise to some people, but it's actually a lazy and fundamentally unscientific stance.

    5. Re:Havent they learned.... by CeruleanDragon · · Score: 1

      That when you try to fix one problem, you almost always invent a new one?

      Prime example, using cats to get rid of mice....but than theres to many cats right? well lets roll in the dogs.. what? now too many dogs? ok lets bring in........

      Some things are just better left alone

      That's when you bring in animal control robots. Just make sure you program them to not be self-replicating... or at least, try to...

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    6. Re:Havent they learned.... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      That when you try to fix one problem, you almost always invent a new one?

      Yes, but it would take a simpleton to conclude that it means we should never try to fix problems. If the new problems are expected to be better or more easily manageable than the old ones, then you do the fix. This is why you take medicine when you're sick, even though medicines have side effects.

      In this case, one might expect that some ways of reducing the sun's light would have negative impacts which would be better than unmitigated global climate change. If we find a possible way to reduce the amount of light over deserts and oceans, would that be better or worse? I doubt anyone knows that for certain. It would be stupid to just assume that it would be better, but it would also be stupid to assume it couldn't be better. Reduced light over some deserts might convert them into arable land which might soak up carbon dioxide, increase food production, and decrease temperature rise. On the other hand, it might spread the desert somehow and make life worse while failing to make any impact on global temperatures. It needs to be studied. Research should not be banned. Knee jerk "you're only going to mess it up more" reactions are foolish.

    7. Re:Havent they learned.... by hldn · · Score: 1

      all the effects wouldn't be immediately obvious. there is a chance that by the time we know all the effects, it would be too late to reverse them.

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    8. Re:Havent they learned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But where do the sharks and gorillas fit in?

    9. Re:Havent they learned.... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd call that a prime example. A cartoon example, maybe. Children's story example?

    10. Re:Havent they learned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, obviously, if these shading satellites would cause a problem, we could just send up some mirroring satellites that could route the sunlight around the first satellites.

    11. Re:Havent they learned.... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      > That when you try to fix one problem, you almost always invent a new one? Prime example, using cats to get rid of mice....but than theres to many cats right? well lets roll in the dogs.. what? now too many dogs? ok lets bring in........ Some things are just better left alone

      ... so, you are suggesting it would be a bad idea to try to block out the sun with cats, or other domestic animals?

    12. Re:Havent they learned.... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      .but than theres to many cats right?

      So, shoot the cats. Why's this hard?

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    13. Re:Havent they learned.... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      You have a good point, in that the expected positive outcomes and the expected negative outcomes have to be weighed in order to implement any decision. This is standard logic, which most people (if not all) are familiar with applying on a daily basis.

      If I am buying a car, I must consider how much I expect to save in transit costs and carpools (positives) vs the expected operating and maintenance costs (negatives). There are also a host of other, less quantifiable decision factors (convenience, appearance, environmental impact, etc.) that will ultimately affect the final decision, based on the subjective values I place on each. However, buying a car only affects me and my family. If I goof up, and discover that the car I bought has a much higher maintenance cost than anticipated, or manufacturer's defects that I didn't discover through my research, the result will (usually) only be negative for me and mine.

      For pretty much any geo-engineering project, the consequences of any "oops, didn't think of that!" errors affect the entire planet, and they have a greater tendency to be irreversible.

      I'm not saying that this particular solution is a good idea. It may turn out that all geo-engineering solutions are, on the balance, bad ideas. But I dislike this defeatist "better not meddle" attitude. Either: (1) the balance of evidence says that solution X is a bad idea, in which case we shouldn't do it; or (2) the balance of evidence says that solution X is a good idea, in which case we should do it; or (3) we have no data one way or the other, in which case we may as well just flip a coin.

      The balance of positive evidence for any project with such far-reaching consequences simply has to be near perfect, that's all.

      It's not enough that the anticipated results be 'more good than bad'. Negative effects and their probable outcomes must be accredited more weight in the decision process than the positives, because that one anticipated negative, along with the inevitable unanticipated negatives, will affect everyone on the planet, and could easily leave us worse off than we were before. I'd rather be a pessimist designing solutions to help people adapt their local environment to 'global warming' than an optimist who just discovered that people and society suffer even more from an unanticipated, world-wide ice age than they would have if we'd left things alone...

      The problem is that people don't acknowledge that "doing nothing" is inherently a decision. ... "Since the evidence isn't persuasive, I say we do nothing for now, but if someone can mount enough evidence of X being a good idea, then I will support it".

      True...but the more far-reaching the consequences of the action, the greater is the burden of proof required to responsibly implement it, or overcome that 'do nothing' decision. The evidence for doing something that will affect the entire planet had better be 1) objective, 2) observable, 3) verifiable, and 4) absolutely, completely, without-a-doubt 'persuasive'

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    14. Re:Havent they learned.... by claar · · Score: 1

      ... subscribe to this fallacy... But taking a position on an issue ... inherently means that you believe ... you sufficiently understand the problem

      Now who's subscribing to fallacy? You say that those who oppose action X are claiming sufficient understanding of outcomes of action X in making that determination. But that's just a straw man -- it's perfectly reasonable to believe that the results of action X cannot be known due to the presence of too many unknowns.

      So some people may believe that taking extinction-level actions based on what they deem to be insufficient understanding of the consequences is a bad idea. I can't say I disagree.

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    15. Re:Havent they learned.... by idlewire · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. There is value in being able to predict what the future will bring. If we do not take an action, then more likely than not, tomorrow will be like today (or a linear extrapolation of things so far). Part of what makes a system complex is the level of unpredictability built into the system -- non-linear or chaotic response to changes. By choosing not to engage in an action, we are not implying that we know the outcome of that action. But we are more likely to know the outcome of inaction, and if that outcome is "good enough", we will try to avoid the risk of "meddling".

    16. Re:Havent they learned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sharks lasers malfunction and the gorrilas freeze in the winter. Easy!

    17. Re:Havent they learned.... by ignavus · · Score: 1

      That when you try to fix one problem, you almost always invent a new one?

      Prime example, using cats to get rid of mice....but than theres to many cats right? well lets roll in the dogs.. what? now too many dogs? ok lets bring in........

      Some things are just better left alone

      Us catz wants u to get rid of barkin fings, OK?

      Sum fings is NOT ok, OK?

      PS: neva too many catz. Neva.

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    18. Re:Havent they learned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, you have just restored my faith in humanity by showing some sense :)

  8. UN ban Eclipse, Oracle rejoice by JonySuede · · Score: 4, Funny

    UN ban Eclipse, Oracle rejoice

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  9. Queue music... by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't want to spend the rest of my life
    Looking at the shade of a Satellite
    I don't want to spend the rest of my days
    Keeping out of sunshine like the mayor say
    I don't want to spend my time in hell
    Looking at the moon from Google Earth
    I don't ever want to play the part
    Of a statistic on a government chart


    There has to be an invisible sun
    It gives its heat to everyone
    There has to be an invisible sun
    That NASA has taken away I'm done

  10. wot's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > meant to cover up the problem, and allow humans to continue using fossils fuels.

    So what's the problem? Presumably our goal is to address the problem, not to address the problem *in some "blessed" way*.

    We should keep all options on the table and pick the one with the best cost/benefit ratio.

    1. Re:wot's wrong with that? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      The problem is we do not know the costs of this plan. It may let you drive an SUV a little longer, but change our climates in such a way that the breadbasket becomes a desert. Cost/Benefit would be fine, if we had any idea what the costs were. Scale testing should be done, on Mars perhaps.

    2. Re:wot's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...allow humans to continue using fossils fuels.

      Plastics - made of fossil fuel - there goes your [insert your favourite device here]

    3. Re:wot's wrong with that? by berzerke · · Score: 1

      Mars won't work for several reasons. First, from our point of view, Mars is already too cold. Second, unlike Earth, Mars has no oceans to help redistribute heat. This would change the equation dramatically. There is little atmosphere on Mars compared to Earth. This will also affect the equation. And for those thinking we could simply adjust our models to take those factors into account, take a look at the weather forecasts. We can't predict with any accuracy more than a few days out. What makes you think we can do years to decades out?

      Finally, Mars is a lot further away than Earth is. The costs of even a minimal experiment would be prohibitive.

    4. Re:wot's wrong with that? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Damn, genius! Mars is a lot further away from Earth than Earth is! Who woulda thunk?!

      Here's your sign...

    5. Re:wot's wrong with that? by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      We also don't know the costs of not doing it.

      Say.. we don't develop an alternative energy source to provide baseload power. Or that can be effectively used in vehicles. Or, at least, we don't develop it in a timely fashion. In those situations not using sun shades could be a catastrophically bad choice that kills humankind.

      Or say we do it, and the climate changes in such a way that even most of the deserts become breadbaskets. Not all unintended or unexpected consequences are bad.

      Any time you face a decision of this complex and grand a scale, there will be unexpected, unintended consequences. Regardless of the choice you make. Arguing for not doing something because of those unintended consequences is self defeating. Anyone could argue right back that not doing has unintended consequences and thus we shouldn't go along with the not doers.

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    6. Re:wot's wrong with that? by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's no believable scenario in which Global Warming creates more than an economic inconvenience. Given that we're in an ice age, provoking a return to glaciation would have very predictable negative consequences, with much of Europe and covered by glaciers once more, and livible land area reduced by at least half.

      The worst case for the sun shades is far worse.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
  11. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    And I'm sure Mr Burns is still angry about this.

  12. Not thinking it through by Toe,+The · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gigantic shades in the sky, with patterns of light coming through them. Just think of the sponsorship opportunities! Every time you look at the Sun, you could see an Apple or Coca Cola logo.

    Clearly, they aren't thinking this through. The monetization could be extraordinary!

    1. Re:Not thinking it through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw an ad for Dr. Jeffrey's Retinal Replacements.

      They can even do context sensitive advertising!

      Wow!

      Ow..

    2. Re:Not thinking it through by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      If they can get these into geostationary orbit, then Nazca will become a has-been. Or maybe they were caused by a Space Aliens shield.

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    3. Re:Not thinking it through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The monetization could be astronomical!

    4. Re:Not thinking it through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the added bonus that as you're looking directly at the sun (or at least portions of it) the image will also be burned onto their retinas for varying degrees of time?

  13. Reflective rooftops by by+(1706743) · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reflective rooftops have some conceptual similarities, but are somewhat less drastic.

    1. Re:Reflective rooftops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The UN should forbid them anyway, if they allow you to change the climate without reducing your fuel consumption. This is not about changing global warming - it is about sacrifice to show your worship of planet earth!

    2. Re:Reflective rooftops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you live in a cold climate? Then you want the opposite.

      Also white vs black helps but you want to get other wavelengths in there such as reflecting UV.

      White vs black is a very narrow part of the spectrum.

      Also part of the reason of the panic about CO2 is the heat trapping it helps create. So while you may be helping yourself you may be making the overall problem worse. So now instead of absorbing the heat you are reflecting it back out to be absorbed somewhere else.

      I like to call it a 'good start'. But not a silver bullet.

    3. Re:Reflective rooftops by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Also part of the reason of the panic about CO2 is the heat trapping it helps create. So while you may be helping yourself you may be making the overall problem worse. So now instead of absorbing the heat you are reflecting it back out to be absorbed somewhere else.

      It doesn't make the problem worse; it can't because there is no additional energy in the system. It will lessen it some, because some of the energy reflected off the roof will not be absorbed by the atmosphere and will escape. So the total energy in the atmosphere will be less.

      However, it is not in any way a solution for having that energy hit the earth in the first place, or be contained by atmospheric CO2.

      Reflective roofing helps by reducing the amount of energy needed for air conditioning. Which is nothing to scoff at, and (if in the likely case your energy comes from fossil fuels) indirectly attacks global warming.

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    4. Re:Reflective rooftops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The analogy that occurred to me, when seeing this story: it's like banning a cure for lung cancer, because it would allow people to continue smoking.

    5. Re:Reflective rooftops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would reflective roof tops not reduce fuel usage? How are reflective roof tops a sacrifice? Are they known to be very expensive?

  14. Connor MacLeod already has patent on this. by Orga · · Score: 1

    Sorry you can't limit or ban research when there can be only one with the knowledge.

    1. Re:Connor MacLeod already has patent on this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall this in Highlander I, III or IV.

    2. Re:Connor MacLeod already has patent on this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All that effort training my mind to block that movie out.... wasted.

  15. Typical UN by jimbobborg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But others, such as the ETC group, an environmental and social advocacy group, fear simply blocking the sun is a bandage, meant to cover up the problem, and allow humans to continue using fossils fuels. Another fear is that geo-engineering, as techniques like this are called, could have unforeseen consequences on the weather, ecosystem and agriculture.

    Wow, so let's block research to prevent knowledge. Because information is evil. And we don't agree with this line of thinking, so let's ban it. Hypocrites.

    1. Re:Typical UN by Tom · · Score: 1

      So, you'd rather support trying it out, consequences be damned?

      As I read it, it is not research that is being banned, but actually deploying it, even if you call it "experiment".

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    2. Re:Typical UN by Aqualung812 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Then you need to work on your reading:

      The Convention may consider banning or limiting research into space sunshades.

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    3. Re:Typical UN by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      So, you'd rather support trying it out, consequences be damned?

      The parent said nothing of "trying it out" and only mentioned research. The person that advocated "trying it out" is your straw man to which you then attribute indifference where it does not exist; "you disagree therefore you don't care about the environment!"

      As I read it, it is not research that is being banned

      What part of "limit research" did you fail to understand?

      You didn't really fail to understand it did you? Thought police deserve a free pass as on behalf of "the environment." Environmental catastrophe might be preferable to being ruled by enviros like you.

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      Maw! Fire up the karma burner!
    4. Re:Typical UN by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      The parent said nothing of "trying it out" and only mentioned research.

      Unlimited research implies that you are allowed to conduct experiments, so yes, does mean trying it out.

    5. Re:Typical UN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get your knickers in a twist, it's just the UN. They tried to ban freedom of speech too, but that didn't work either. We need not worry about this, the simple reason being that the UN doesn't have nukes and we do.

    6. Re:Typical UN by Tom · · Score: 1

      What part of "limit research" did you fail to understand?

      The part where "limit" equals "ban".

      I've tried to find the details, but couldn't. Maybe you can find the actual statement from the conference, instead of one bloggers quip? To me, "limit" means what the dictionary says, and in the context of research into a dangerous technology most likely means that experiments and other actions whose consequences may be dangerous are disallowed.

      Environmental catastrophe might be preferable to being ruled by enviros like you.

      That is a decision that you can make for yourself, but not for others. If you cause and environmental catastrophy because you prefer freedom to survival, you are a mass murderer, plain and simple.

      Besides, your anger is misplaced. My interest in the environment goes as far as it needs to secure survival, and no further. I do dislike people recklessly endangering others, though. Play with your own life all you like, none of my business. But you don't get to play with mine.

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  16. The real issue... by BobMcD · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But others, such as the ETC group, an environmental and social advocacy group, fear simply blocking the sun is a bandage, meant to cover up the problem, and allow humans to continue using fossils fuels.

    I think this should lay to rest any doubts as to the motives of some of our friends in the Green community. Their primary concern is to cause humans to stop using fossil fuels. The actual need to do so isn't strictly relevant. They'd rather there not be any conflict of interests, so rather than mitigating the issue in any other way, they'll continue to press their agenda.

    This should be seen as problematic. If for no other reason than it illustrates that the actual problem (dead humans) is secondary to their agenda.

    Food for thought.

    1. Re:The real issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actualy dead humans isn't that high on the list of problems global warming would cause. The real problem is that by the time humans start actually dying from it the rest of the enviroment will be so altered that most other complex life not directly beneficuial to humans will have been ireversably lost.

    2. Re:The real issue... by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not sure whether I'm in the green community, but I do think NOT damaging the environment is better than going ahead and damaging it with impunity in the hopes of patching it back up with some unproven scheme.

    3. Re:The real issue... by owlstead · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, that stupid green community, always looking for their own interest. Lets not do anything or follow any logic, since they don't care about us anyway. Why do the apologist capitalists always try and project their own defects onto the people that actually try and change the world for the better?

      "Their primary concern is to cause humans to stop using fossil fuels."

      FUD I tell you.

    4. Re:The real issue... by wierd_w · · Score: 3, Informative

      the burning of fossil fuels has other issues, and blotting out the sun would only address one of them.

      Let's break it down:

      CO2 is toxic. Above a certain concentration, CO2 becomes a toxic agent.

      Sunlight is needed to safely remove CO2 from the atmosphere (via photosynthesis. Yes, the oceans can absorb a good deal without the sun, but this results in ocean acidification, which leads to biosphere collaspe, which leads to a spiral of death and destruction in the ocean-- resulting in a massive release of CO2 as all those organisms die from toxic water.)

      Continuing to release geologically sequestered CO2 reduces the earth's ability to eliminate waste heat into space as infra-red radiation-- EG, it causes global warming.

      Attempting to blot out sunlight (energy in) to compensate for the obstruction on energy out of our planet to regulate global temperature would make the current energy crisis look tame; Plants and animals would be dieing left and right from the reduced energy reaching the earth. this would slow the earth;s ability to re-sequester that carbon, and make a bad problem into an even worse one.

      The whole "We need to stop burning fossil fuels!" cry from the scientific community (and from your much derided 'greenie weenies') is non-trivial. It's like saying we need to stop dumping toxic waste in landfills, or stop producing biological weapons of mass destruction; the CO2 itself is dangerous. We need to stop INCREASING it's free levels in our atmosphere, if we intend to continue living on this planet.

      It has nothing to do with money, or some insane desire for everyone to live in mud huts; It's a desire for everyone to CONTINUE living.

    5. Re:The real issue... by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Not sure whether I'm in the green community, but I do think NOT damaging the environment is better than going ahead and damaging it with impunity in the hopes of patching it back up with some unproven scheme.

      And the scheme will remain unproven because the ban targets research into that scheme. I could understand limiting deployment without sufficient safeguards, but limiting research? Putting a black eye on this specific research because of the potential side effect of its deployment (not of research itself) is based on a claim that is itself as unproven as the scheme you think you are debating.

    6. Re:The real issue... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with money, or some insane desire for everyone to live in mud huts; It's a desire for everyone to CONTINUE living.

      You might be correct, and probably are, in certain cases, but not in every case. You simply cannot deny that there are many seeking to profit off of this agenda.

      Take for example, Al Gore. His own 'footprint' is disgustingly selfish, but he buys carbon credits to offset it. He buys them from his own company. The one he created just before releasing a gigantic advertisement for it called "An Inconvenient Truth", or what have you.

      The Catholics have used this same scheme it the past to great success, so I'm not terribly shocked to see it arise again. What does worry me, though is the impact it will have on our policies.

      So if you're genuinely concerned, take note. Those who are not, but pretend to be, are set to screw us both. And barring the kind of research needed to determine whether or not your dire predictions will ever come true is against both of our best interests.

    7. Re:The real issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we had 100% accurate climate models then maybe we could perfectly place these shades to counteract global warming. But we don't have 100% accurate models and it is the height of hubris to think that we ever could.

      Altering the chemistry of our atmosphere (CO2 up by almost 50% now?) is a dangerous experiment, and huge sun glasses does make it a safe experiment.

      Also, don't forget that the CO2 in the atmosphere is being absorbed by the oceans, leading to acidification, and sun glasses won't fix that.

      Altering the chemistry of our one and only planet is foolish. Your attacks on the green community are misguided.

    8. Re:The real issue... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the primary concern of many (but not all) environmental groups is to further their own interests and increase their influence. Any simple solution to environmental problems will be rejected out of hand if it makes their cause obsolete.

      Note: environmentalists are not alone in this behaviour; many large organisations shift from pursuing their ideals to self-serving behaviour.

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    9. Re:The real issue... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Altering the chemistry of our one and only planet is foolish. Your attacks on the green community are misguided.

      And altering the world economy is less foolish?

      And I'm not 'attacking' anyone. I'm merely underscoring their own position. I didn't malign them. They're perfectly free, as we all are, to lobby for whatever platform they wish. We can still call it what it is, though. There should likewise be nothing wrong with that.

    10. Re:The real issue... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      No, the primary concern of many (but not all) environmental groups is to further their own interests and increase their influence. Any simple solution to environmental problems will be rejected out of hand if it makes their cause obsolete.

      Note: environmentalists are not alone in this behaviour; many large organisations shift from pursuing their ideals to self-serving behaviour.

      I do agree, on both counts. As I said to another poster, there's absolutely nothing wrong with this behavior. It is very normal. But let's call it what it is, shall we?

    11. Re:The real issue... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      From what I can gather, this "Ban" simply prohibits testing on EARTH.

      There happens to be a nearby goldilocks planet (venus) who is DEEP in the throws of runaway greenhouse effects, which would make a PRIME test target, devoid of any bioethical considerations, since it is devoid of life.

      We can do all our system tests there, and gather all the crucial data we need without the risk of fuxxoring up our planet even further.

    12. Re:The real issue... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Indeed. We could likewise have built the LHC in space. And yet, the risk of creating blackholes is deemed less than that of moving a solar screen out of the way should something go wrong.

      There's no logic here. Only politics.

    13. Re:The real issue... by thynk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think your arguments would have more impact on me if CO2 was more than 3 hundredths of a percent of our atmosphere and there were not billions to be made in the US alone on carbon credits.

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    14. Re:The real issue... by microbox · · Score: 1

      The actual need to do so isn't strictly relevant.

      Yet if you went to the doctor would you want the medicine that treats the cause of the problem or just the symptoms? Perhaps a drug addict would just want the cure for a hang-over, and want to continue using cocaine or whatever it happens to be.

      The agenda of the greens is *sustainable* economies -- as in not mortaging our children's future, either in direct monetary debt, or indirect economies that draw down on our natural resources without factoring in the true long term costs.

      There is nothing wrong with that sentiement.

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    15. Re:The real issue... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Yet if you went to the doctor would you want the medicine that treats the cause of the problem or just the symptoms?

      Evidence based medicine is a rarity. They're more likely than not going to give you pills and send you home. And for the wide majority, it does work, and is in the long run probably less of a drain on the economy overall. Look it up.

      The agenda of the greens is *sustainable* economies -- as in not mortaging our children's future, either in direct monetary debt, or indirect economies that draw down on our natural resources without factoring in the true long term costs.

      Where do the 'Carbon Credits' fit in to that? Wealthy entities get to just buy their way out of trouble, and somehow this is "*sustainable*"? You may well be representing the ideal, but I call bull on the implementation, sir.

      There is nothing wrong with that sentiement.

      Unless it is being utilized to prop things up that run contrary to the nature of the sentiment. Then, that would be an issue, wouldn't it?

    16. Re:The real issue... by captainlavender · · Score: 1

      So it couldn't possibly be that this is an extremely short-sighted solution that would probably cause a whole new slough of problems? Of course not, it's the environmentalists with their hidden agenda.

    17. Re:The real issue... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      So it couldn't possibly be that this is an extremely short-sighted solution that would probably cause a whole new slough of problems? Of course not, it's the environmentalists with their hidden agenda.

      Even if it were, would any scientist of good conscience prohibit research into it??

      Vis-a-vis 'lobbiest'?

      Therein lies your answer.

    18. Re:The real issue... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine how research could dispel the risk of unanticipated consequences from this type of environmental research, even so the only "research ban" I would agree with is banning actual large-scale testing of the ideas in the open environment.

    19. Re:The real issue... by blueg3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      CO2 is toxic at about 100 times the current concentration in the atmosphere. I don't think we could reach that atmospheric concentration if we burnt up every bit of fossil fuel on the planet.

    20. Re:The real issue... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      The point I was attempting to convey was more along the lines of 'co2 is not harmless', along with 'even if we stop the earth from heating up by using a big umbrella, continuing to release co2 has other adverse effects.' As for the quip about not being able to reach the leathal 8% atmospheric concentration; there actually is enough carbon on the earth to do it, but most of it is sequestered in the lower crust and mantle. /pedant

      The real issue is that we are living outside our means, and the taxman will show up eventually.

    21. Re:The real issue... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You would do better making your point if you stuck to real issues instead of inventing scary sounding but ridiculous ones.

    22. Re:The real issue... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      There is nothing "sustainable" about 6 billion people on the planet. The sooner the Greens come out of the closet on that the better. The problem is that the solution is pretty unpalatable to the majority of the human race.

      Unfortunately, the Greens (and everyone else) wants to dance around the problem and pretend there is some other solution that will enable 6 billion (or more) people to live on the planet in perfect ecological harmony. Sorry, not even if we all live like Bangladeshi farmers. Turning the Western world into a third-world country doesn't fix the problem and doesn't help in the least the really long-term problems of energy use and human waste.

      The real answer is for the teeming billions not to be confined to a single planet. The more immediate answer is to enable resources to be gathered from off-planet. Without any of this, the only answer is a much smaller population.

      Of course, lying about it is much sweeter and far more interesting to people. It also can make Al Gore richer. But it has as much relation to reality as The Wizard of Oz.

    23. Re:The real issue... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I mean, "I can't imagine how research could dispel the risk of unanticipated consequences from this type of environmental manipulation."

      That is, research itself I would not ban, unless it gets to the point of large-scale testing in the open environment.

    24. Re:The real issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      W is oxygen and nitrogen. I don't need wikipeda to see CO2 will kill, just stick a plastic bag over your head for ten minutes or so. Now for your toxic theory; since CO2 can be toxic, it must be bad. Can't the same illogical argument be made for any gas? CO2 is needed for life as we know it, so is oxygen, don't fear either because of being toxic.hile CO2 is toxic, so

    25. Re:The real issue... by Jukeman · · Score: 1

      CO2 is toxic so is oxygen and nitrogen. I don't need wikipeda to see CO2 will kill, just stick a plastic bag over your head for ten minutes or so. Now for your toxic theory; since CO2 can be toxic, it must be bad. Can't the same illogical argument be made for any gas? CO2 is needed for life as we know it, so is oxygen, don't fear either because of being toxic.

    26. Re:The real issue... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      CO2 is toxic. Above a certain concentration

      All this "CO2" stuff should be among the least of our concerns compared to overpopulation of the planet; global human population increase, and world wide civilization and social infrastructure unsustainable at current rates of human reproduction and population growth.

      There is no evidence to support the theory that concentrations of CO2 in the atmosphere are a toxic hazard, or will be a toxic hazard, even if CO2 climbs at 5ppm per year (which would be unpredented), it would take almost 50000 years, before a toxic level is attained. Obviously with even slightly higher concentrations of CO2, the CO2-munching bacteria and vegetation would be proliferating in higher numbers, and applying substantial downward pressure to the rate of CO2 increase. The idea that CO2 concentration can grow without bound, by accident has no basis; there is no reason to assume that.

      To reduce CO2 concentrations for anytime soon, the destruction of forests and similar have to be stopped, and need to be fully replenished as soon as possible. It is simply unrealistic to speculate that the mere cessation of fossil fuel use would have any significant effect on atmospheric CO2 concentrations, as there will always be a lot of organisms emitting increasing amounts of CO2, until the human population is in decline, even if there are no machines, the increasing human populations, and livestock required to feed them simply guarantee it.

      If the human population begins to decline as a result of high CO2 concentrations, we have a self-correcting situation, as there will be fewer humans destroying forests and other CO2 sinks. CO2 concentrations will proportionally drop, and eventually, an equillibrium will be reached. It is unreasonable to assume "increasing CO2 concentrations caused by human release will instantly kill all humans".

      Instead, nature will take care of its own, eventually, and there is very little reason to be concerned about it, other than to understand [as best as you can], what might happen.

      Yes, above a certain concentration which has not been reached, it might be toxic, and which is not in any particular danger of being reached. Definitely, CO2 concentrations of 2% or higher are potentially noticeable and twice that is toxic to the frailest humans, but not at concentrations human release of CO2 would ever realistically result in. The high-concentration toxicity of CO2 is not a realistic problem with CO2 emissions or the amount of CO2 reasonably anticipated to be in earth's atmosphere. Current levels of earth CO2 are about 400ppm or 0.04%. I will grant to you, that if CO2 levels ever reach 1000ppm (which cannot happen even within your great great great great great great grandchildren's lifetime), we should start getting a little concerned about that for other reasons, even that is would still just be 0.1% CO2.

      CFCs are a much greater concern, and contribute 4 orders of magnitude more towards global warming than the release of an equivalent amount of CO2,.

      Sunlight is needed to safely remove CO2 from the atmosphere (via photosynthesis.

      Shading the sun does not imply stopping or reducing photosynthesis. "Shading" the sun possibly means to utilize special sheets and partial reflection of certain spectra of electromagnetic energy, via filtering devices placed in the upper atmosphere.

      And filtering, blocking, or reflecting a percentage of certain spectra of light that would otherwise be absorbed by the atmosphere, and leaving alone light colors involved in photosynthesis.

      In that case, if only light colors that are absorbed by the atmosphere and converted to heat would be obstructed: a drop in temperature by a couple of degrees, could be the only perceptible surface effect

    27. Re:The real issue... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      There happens to be a nearby goldilocks planet (venus) who is DEEP in the throws of runaway greenhouse effects, which would make a PRIME test target, devoid of any bioethical considerations, since it is devoid of life.

      The problem with Venus is you don't have massive infrastructure in place to be able to measure a 0.0000000001% difference in temperature caused by your shade, at enough places.

    28. Re:The real issue... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      *Shrug*

      I suppose so, but the issues surrounding what would happen if you cut solar input on the earth are quite salient; Putting a reflector in orbit to deflect light away from the earth has the comparble effect that pushing the earth further from the sun has. It would reduce the amount of photosynthesis that happens on the planet, which would do more harm than good in this circumstance.

      The carbon that is already up there takes longer to be drawn out, making the effects of anthropogenic climate change more protracted. If you couple that with continued CO2 emission, you end up in an unenviable situation where you have to block more and more of the sun's light to keep the temperature constant.

      The technology that they need to REALLY come up with is a means of beaming energy into space, not putting a cap on the rate of inflow. That would have the same desirable effect (reducing global mean temperature), without upsetting the environment. The problem is that it is "Undesirable" politically to blow millions of dollars on a great big array that beams IR radiation into space, when people are spending more and more money for energy. It is more politically rational to "Drill baby, drill", because that increases your chances of being re-elected.

      That's the really real problem: Large corporations are in it for the money, and increasing expenses on a problem that has yet to fully rear it's ugly head (especially during a down world economy) is a great way to get investors to invest elsewhere. Politicians who spend money on such projects become wildly unpopular in the polls as people spend more and more of their money for energy. As such, NOBODY really WANTS to actually solve the problem; they want to find clever means of avoiding it, like putting a giant umbrella in space, and ignore the potential (likely) consequences.

    29. Re:The real issue... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You completely missed the point, didn't you?

      If you make shit up (i.e. you lie) then people won't listen to you even when you're not making shit up. Throwing in words like "salient" and using semicolons incorrectly doesn't help either.

      You might have a good point. I have no idea. I stopped reading when your argument seemed to hinge around us poisoning ourselves with carbon dioxide. At that point you're just another kook.

    30. Re:The real issue... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      And your understanding of the problem is obviously limited. At no point did I "Make shit up", or "Lie."

      I said that after a certain concentration, CO2 becomes toxic. That range falls between 1% and 8%, afterwhich it stops being toxic, and becomes lethal. YOU were the one that extrapolated that to mean that I was intending the lethal concentration. "serious problems" start happening way before then, especially for organisms that are more sensitive to it than humans are. In fact, Ocean acidification is happening RIGHT NOW, and is killing marine organisms RIGHT NOW.

      You dont need to reach the "fatal" dose of 8% concentration to have serious health effects.

      Higher CO2 levels have been implicated in increased prevelence of asthma and other resperatory problems as a consequence of it inducing increased pollen yeilds, and increasing soil fungus sporulation, among other health risks.

      So, "Kook" my white ass.

      Enjoy your health problems and raging global temperatures. It is apparent that you have been warned repeatedly, and have simply refused to listen because you didn't like the message.

    31. Re:The real issue... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Then you're being deceptive. The wording of your original post clearly suggests that the toxicity of CO2 is somehow relevant. For human pollution and the atmosphere, it's not.

    32. Re:The real issue... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      For humans it actually still is relevant. OSHA limits occupational CO2 exposure to .0500PPM, which is a little less than 2x what is in atmospheric concentrations (.0360PPM AVG), because at that level for sustained periods it has been implicated in increased calcification of bodily tissues, and reduced cardiac function.

      So, No. Not being deceptive either.

    33. Re:The real issue... by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      I mean, "I can't imagine how research could dispel the risk of unanticipated consequences from this type of environmental manipulation."

      That is, research itself I would not ban, unless it gets to the point of large-scale testing in the open environment.

      Even if large-scale testing in the open environment is proven to be safe via sufficiently demonstrated research? Sorry man, the people behind the ban jumped the gun way too early.

  17. well...... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does any Nation actually listen to the UN?

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    1. Re:well...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UN, doing what it does best...making pointless legislation that no one cares about...except apparently Slashdot.

    2. Re:well...... by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Sure they do... but only when the UN agrees with them.

    3. Re:well...... by sameer0s · · Score: 1

      Everybody pretends to, but the US doesn't even pretend.

    4. Re:well...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not much, but it's not like there even is any other international body to listen to.

    5. Re:well...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone except the US does.

    6. Re:well...... by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Yes, not all are like the US

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  18. just as well for us to 'become' future fossil fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just add excessive heat, or cold, that'll do it. everything goes around & around?

    the corepirate nazi freemason holycost (life, liberty etc...) is increasing by the minute. you call this 'weather'?

    continue to add immeasurable amounts of MISinformation, rhetoric & fluff, & there you have IT? that's US? thou shalt not... oh forget it. fake weather (censored?), fake money, fake god(s), what's next? fake ?aliens? ahhaha. seeing as we (have been told that) came from monkeys, the only possible clue we would have to anything being out of order, we would get from the weather. that, & all the other monkeys tipping over/exploding around US.

    the search continues; on any search engine

    weather+manipulation

    bush+cheney+wolfowitz+rumsfeld+wmd+oil+freemason+blair+obama+weather+authors

    meanwhile (as it may take a while longer to finish wrecking this place); the corepirate nazi illuminati (remember, (we have been told) we came from monkeys, & 'they' believe they DIDN'T), continues to demand that we learn to live on less/nothing while they continue to consume/waste/destroy immeasurable amounts of stuff/life, & feast on nubile virgins while worshipping themselves (& evile in general (baal to be exact)). they're always hunting that patch of red on almost everyones' neck. if they cannot find yours (greed, fear ego etc...) then you can go starve. that's their (slippery/slimy) 'platform' now. see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

    never a better time to consult with/trust in our creators. the lights are coming up rapidly all over now. see you there?

    greed, fear & ego (in any order) are unprecedented evile's primary weapons. those, along with deception & coercion, helps most of us remain (unwittingly?) dependent on its' life0cidal hired goons' agenda. most of our dwindling resources are being squandered on the 'wars', & continuation of the billionerrors stock markup FraUD/pyramid schemes. nobody ever mentions the real long term costs of those debacles in both life & any notion of prosperity for us, or our children. not to mention the abuse of the consciences of those of us who still have one, & the terminal damage to our atmosphere/planet (see also: manufactured 'weather', hot etc...). see you on the other side of it? the lights are coming up all over now. the fairytail is winding down now. let your conscience be your guide. you can be more helpful than you might have imagined. we now have some choices. meanwhile; don't forget to get a little more oxygen on your brain, & look up in the sky from time to time, starting early in the day. there's lots going on up there.

    "The current rate of extinction is around 10 to 100 times the usual background level, and has been elevated above the background level since the Pleistocene. The current extinction rate is more rapid than in any other extinction event in earth history, and 50% of species could be extinct by the end of this century. While the role of humans is unclear in the longer-term extinction pattern, it is clear that factors such as deforestation, habitat destruction, hunting, the introduction of non-native species, pollution and climate change have reduced biodiversity profoundly.' (wiki)

    "I think the bottom line is, what kind of a world do you want to leave for your children," Andrew Smith, a professor in the Arizona State University School of Life Sciences, said in a telephone interview. "How impoverished we would be if we lost 25 percent of the world's mammals," said Smith, one of more than 100 co-authors of the report. "Within our lifetime hundreds of species could be lost as a result of our own actions, a frightening sign of what is happening to the ecosystems where they live," added Julia Marton-Lefevre, IUCN director general. "We must now set clear targets for the future to reverse this trend to ensure that our enduring legacy is not to wipe out many of our closest relatives."--

    "The wealth of the universe is for me. Every thing is exp

  19. What about?... by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about blanketing large tracts of land in solar-cells? Is that still okay?

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    1. Re:What about?... by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you've got a trillion dollars and need to power a handful of incandescent light bulbs. I tease, I tease. ;)

    2. Re:What about?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She'd have to have some *really* big ones to make a noticeable difference ...

  20. Scariest thing yet to come out of the NWO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This convention is just a pretense to declare fatties war criminals and mandate treadmills.

  21. Won't stop me by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    So, they think banning this is going to stop my nefaruius plans! Hah! My evil empire sneers at your pitiful laws! Soon we shall be asking for **one million dollars** to remove our space umbrella (with the baby chicks imprented on it), which we shall use to fund our evil empire! Bwaaa-haaa-haaa!

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    Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
  22. Not a fan of the UN by bmajik · · Score: 1

    The UN should only have one policy on space: getting humans off planet Earth.

    The only thing (most) humans can agree on is that humans should outlive their home planet.

    I hope the US/NASA reaction to any possible UN resolution on this subject is the typical "it's nice that you think so".

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    My opinions are my own, and do not necessarily represent those of my employer.
    1. Re:Not a fan of the UN by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      I hope the US reaction is to de-fund the UN.

    2. Re:Not a fan of the UN by vlm · · Score: 1

      I hope the US reaction is to de-fund the UN.

      More likely it'll be to patent the business process of banning research.

      If those morons actually enact their ban, I'd like to see them try to stop a private citizen doing research such as computer simulations, or banning a wiki devoted to researching / discussing the topic.

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    3. Re:Not a fan of the UN by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I propose a simpler project, get the UN off of Earth. And the IMF and CFR. They are threats to freedom, democracy and national sovereignty.

    4. Re:Not a fan of the UN by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Since when has the US paid any money to the UN? If it was paying, it wouldn't owe hundreds of millions of dollars.

  23. No other use for a sunshade? by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

    Aside from the fact that a working sunshade is likely decades, if not centuries, in the future and therefore may occur past the lifetime of the UN, aren't there other applications for a planetary sunshade such as blocking solar storms? I'm referring to ACC and Stephen Baxter's Sunstorm

  24. My prediction by Kjella · · Score: 1

    We're ridiculously far from a technological level where we can do this. Also, it'd require huge amounts of energy to get it up there in the first place...

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  25. Of course the UN opposes it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where are they going to make billions from letting their well-connected friends sell carbon offsets if we just build a giant shade?

  26. global warming as a tool by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    if a sunshade were installed installed then global warming could not be used as a tool to control people and governments. I hate to bring up tinfoil hat topics, but sometimes I wonder if the UN has some dishonest ambitions when it comes to the topic of global warming. a centralized system of carbon credits and regulation to limit carbon footprints including mechanisms to enable inspection by some central authority seems like crazy conspiracy stuff, but it also seems plausible to me.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    1. Re:global warming as a tool by tirefire · · Score: 1

      Parent makes a good point. Since a centralized system of carbon-credit rationing and trading is so so SO ripe for abuse, we should consider that to be one of the last-ditch, desperate options to tackling anthropogenic climate change.

      Personally, I think that man's CO2 emissions are causing (overstated) damage to the environment, and that something needs to be done. What is my favored strategy for fixing it, you ask? Doing nothing. Letting it fix itself. And before you label me a "denier" and accuse me of watching Faux News, I feel I should mention that Sustainability Now is on my side. Check out the linked image and you'll see that humanity has been steadily de-carbonizing its energy sources since the 1850s when we moved from wood to coal. And then we moved from coal to oil, and now we're moving from oil to natural gas. Pretty soon we'll mostly be using electricity from nuclear/wind/solar/geothermal/tidal/(your-favorite-renewable-here) either directly or to make hydrogen from water. It's my hunch that "anthropogenic global warming" will be laughed at down the road as a manufactured crisis similar to Malthus' population explosion or the FDA's fraudulent second-hand smoke studies (inquire for details).

      I think that letting a cadre of state-sponsored experts tell everyone how to use fossil fuels sets a bad precedent. Since it's an action provoked by extreme anxiety, there will be confirmation bias taking place. I am an anxious person by nature, and I have plenty of experience with confirmation bias. It's the mindset that if you are trying to prevent a bad outcome and do SOMETHING to address it and there is no resulting calamity, that that something you did is definitely what saved you. I know there are some good reasons to be afraid of CO2 emissions and to favor gov't intervention, but consider the possibility (however small you think it is) that global warming does not need any action on our part and will go away by itself. If we surrender to a cap-and-trade system that we don't need, we'll all be celebrating how those economic/environmental wizards saved us, and we'll be more receptive to further control, because hey they were right the first time, eh?

    2. Re:global warming as a tool by sdguero · · Score: 1

      I went to a leadership convention at the UN building in New York circa 2007 for a global warming talk headlined by Al Gore (althouugh he failed to show up). After three days of hearsay, soft science, and liberal politics I left the building hoping I never have to return.

      The UN is a group of international freeloaders trying to cash in on the next big thing.

    3. Re:global warming as a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming is a tool? Compared to a Blofeld style sunshade you can use to put your enemies in darkness and ruin their crops?

    4. Re:global warming as a tool by jmv · · Score: 1

      If you block out the sun, you reduce temperature in the short term, i.e. while you're blocking the sun. On the other hand, you're increasing the amount of CO2 in the long term because while the sun is blocked, you have less photosynthesis to get rid of the CO2.

      This means you'll have to block even more sun to keep the same temperature as the CO2 increases. Doesn't sound like a great solution to me.

  27. Re:it doesnt matter cause we're already in the Mat by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        There is a way out, but you're not ready. When you are, we'll come and get you.

        I will warn you though, it's not going to be comfortable. Your body has never developed many real muscles, so you won't be able to walk or talk. Even once you are, the reality here is not anywhere near as pretty as the simulation that you are currently in. You may believe decisions are life and death there, but they simply restart you in the simulator. Out here, there is no second chance.

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    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  28. Bribe Lady Deirdre by Y-Crate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's the only way to get the votes needed to stop this. We can raise sea levels and recover the Unity core while we're at it!

  29. What they really want... by chaboud · · Score: 0, Troll

    The whole fossil-fuel anthropogenic-warming movement allows developed nations to generate artificial demand for techniques and IP held primarily in developed nations. Undeveloped nations that are industrializing now don't get to drink from the same accelerative well of no-concern-for-externalities industrialization that the world's developed nations did, still having to funnel money (read: power, resources) to developed nations in order to keep trade open.

    Undeveloped nations that choose to disregard UN formulated rules on carbon emissions may find themselves free-trade pariahs, left out of the global economy. Only nations already in positions of power, like China, could play outside of the intellectual-property-tax-for-mandatory-technologies treaty minefield if things go the UN's way.

    Sure I'm aware that it would be hard to enact carbon-production limiting rules on a non-global scale, but the effects on international markets shouldn't be disregarded as likely (and obvious) motivations for policy decisions. Add in the pleasant regulatory generation of artificial demand to continue pulling on the leash of the economies of now-faltering western nations, and it's a win-win all around.

    Poor people in poor countries stay relatively poor, and middle-class people in rich countries stay relatively poor.

    Of course, I believe that anthropogenic CO2 has a warming effect. You'd have to be an idiot not to. Just as you'd have to be an idiot to take the wildly speculative high-end-of-the-margin-of-error conclusions of UN funded climate researchers at face value, or think that the planet's climate has been balancing on the head of a pin instead of sitting in a self-correcting trough. That the UN pushes so hard for their solution and so hard against honest research into techniques that would give us such fine-grained control over our climate reveals a great deal about their probable motivations.

    In short, these guys* are crooks.

    (These guys*: United States, France, the UK, and other developed UN member nations)

    1. Re:What they really want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole fossil-fuel anthropogenic-warming movement allows developed nations to generate artificial demand for techniques and IP held primarily in developed nations. Undeveloped nations that are industrializing now don't get to drink from the same accelerative well of no-concern-for-externalities industrialization that the world's developed nations did, still having to funnel money (read: power, resources) to developed nations in order to keep trade open.

      With oil production declining there clearly is not enough energy to keep the whole world developed. If the developing countries become rich it can only be by driving the now-developed countries into destitution.

      Whose side are you on?

    2. Re:What they really want... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Of course, I believe that anthropogenic CO2 has a warming effect. You'd have to be an idiot not to. Just as you'd have to be an idiot to take the wildly speculative high-end-of-the-margin-of-error conclusions of UN funded climate researchers at face value, or think that the planet's climate has been balancing on the head of a pin instead of sitting in a self-correcting trough. That the UN pushes so hard for their solution and so hard against honest research into techniques that would give us such fine-grained control over our climate reveals a great deal about their probable motivations.

      See I don't believe much that human CO2 production has a huge effect; CO2 comes from a lot of sources, including constant venting from dormant volcanoes. Volcanic vents are also pushing a ton of methane, which we seem to understand as 72 times as warming as CO2 over 20 years or 25 times as warming over 100 years (Methane has a short half life... its net lifetime is 10 years and it breaks down into CO2 and H2O). In other words, we have bigger problems.

      That said, I'd like to congratulate you on having an opinion AND an open mind enough to say that research and politics SUPPORTING your opinion are coming from agenda-driven idiots. Most people (I guess the modern term is "sheeple" but Oxford hasn't accepted it yet) are too retarded to pull this one off.

      And second, pollution does have an effect on quality of life. The black soot cloud over Mexico City or Beijing is going to make breathing harder than if you're hiking up in the Swiss Alps. Sure, Swiss Alps are cold and fucking suck; but when you draw in a breath of frigid, painful air, you can feel and taste the quality in the same manner as when you drink cool spring water with just a slight hint of carbonates instead of slightly reddish-yellow city water supply crap with tons of chlorine and metal ions. Both such things are not only more enjoyable, but healthier than their polluted substitutes.

      This larger, more visible effect has gotten my attention recently. The political arena of doomsday predictions less so.

    3. Re:What they really want... by chaboud · · Score: 1

      Factor-price equalization hints that standards of living will equalize over time, but it doesn't mean that everyone will go up. That said, I'm not going to go all Malthus and suggest that we're on the brink of running out of stuff.

      As supplies dwindle and speculators push prices up on a ramp up to running dry, previously impractical approaches will become economically viable.

      And I'm a liberal...

    4. Re:What they really want... by chaboud · · Score: 1

      I actually like the Swiss alps, personally.

      It's worth mentioning that, while I think CO2 released from fossil fuels has a warming effect, I don't think we can say that it's as drastic as most of the climate research purports to indicate, nor do I think that natural forms of sequestration (e.g. plants) are incapable of accounting for such variances.

      Pump CO2 into a greenhouse and you greatly accelerate plant growth. And, yes, methane has much more dramatic greenhouse warming effects.

      All I'm saying is that it's disingenuous to say "the science is in" in just about any genuinely scientific discussion, and the likely policies to deal with this "imminent threat" suggest ulterior motives.

      So I get modded troll by people unwilling to think scientifically and exercise a bit of skepticism with regards to the motives of the very powerful. In some parts of the world, people still go without running water.

      Getting modded troll is small potatoes.

  30. My tow cents by ThePangolino · · Score: 1

    I remembre having done some math on this idea a wile ago and it turned out you had to send something the size of Egypt (that's 1.000.000 -one million- km) in space to hope reduce the average global temperature of 1C.

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    My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.
    1. Re:My tow cents by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Where are you thinking of putting this object? In low orbit?

      The sun occupies at most a couple of arc-seconds of the sky. You could put up a huge mylar film disc that would block out a significant portion of the sun and have it in a stable configuration way, way out past geostationary (44,000 miles).

      I would think you could get it into a stable solar orbit inside the Earth's orbit where it would only need minor tweaks to block a lot of the sun out.

      The really nice thing is that it would be incredibly easy to change the size or to collapse the whole thing when you decide you don't want it anymore.

  31. fucking stupid by hyperion2010 · · Score: 1

    Anyone who thinks sunshades are a good idea is a complete idiot. Lets think about this for 2 seconds. What do we currently think causes global warming? CO2. Ok, so how do we think the levels of CO2 are regulated? Well on the production side there is any form of combustion or aerobic respiration. And on the other side? Carbon fixation by plants, the rate of which is determined, yes, you got it, but the amount of SUNLIGHT they get.

    Sure this might work if they blocked out some of the infrared that planets etc. dont use, but for some reason I doubt they've thought of that. Furthermore, we have no fucking idea what the impact of these things would be, forget the complete waist of brainpower that might be used to put them up there.

    1. Re:fucking stupid by berzerke · · Score: 1

      ...Carbon fixation by plants, the rate of which is determined, yes, you got it, but the amount of SUNLIGHT they get...

      True, but plants doing the fixing are not distributed evenly around the earth. How many plants are in the Sahara fixing carbon?

    2. Re:fucking stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure this might work if they blocked out some of the infrared that planets etc. dont use, but for some reason I doubt they've thought of that.

      That reason being extreme arrogance. You really think "they" won't, somewhere in a multi-year billion-dollar project, think of something that occurred to you while posting a 5 minute comment?

      Most likely, any such project would be tuned to reflect away the wavelengths currently absorbed in the atmosphere.

  32. Oh great by Dr.+Sp0ng · · Score: 1

    Now the meddling do-gooders want to do to the environment what they've done to the economy. Enough with the grand schemes to control complex systems you don't understand, assholes.

  33. Re:it doesnt matter cause we're already in the Mat by fkx · · Score: 1, Funny

    "we are blue pills" ??

    You didn't watch the movie, did you?

    DID YOU?

  34. I'm OK with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as they don't ban blowing up the sun, I'm OK with this.

  35. Toads by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Somewhat we take measures to stop a problem that make even more damage than the original problem, like with the cane toads in australia. Could have been predicted, or calculated with what was known in that time? Maybe not, or maybe yes, but the original concerns dismissed as something improbable (or that winter will kill the gorillas anyway). Playing with no fully understood things in global scale makes an "oops, didnt know that it could happen" pretty dangerous.

    But i suppose that when (if) we undertand fully how climate and ecosystems works we can start to control the first without harming the second in a global scale.

    Somewhat it remembers me all the sci-fi movies and books where traveling to the past is strictly forbidden for the possible consequences, or the consequences that happen where is not forbidden.

  36. Paint the roofs white and use lighter colored pave by melted · · Score: 1

    There are a number of things that could be done here on Earth. Paint the roofs white and use lighter colored pavement. Reflect the energy back into space, reduce air conditioning costs. Come up with a method of reliably re-planting the vast stretches of land with trees (I'm not talking about mere acres here, but rather hundreds or thousands of square miles). Pick (or genetically engineer) trees with lighter colored leaves so that they too would reflect more energy. Make coal fired power plants more expensive to run (this is being done already). Etc, etc.

    As far as space shades, as long as they can be removed reasonably easily, I have no problem with them. I hope they don't ban them outright. The "fossil fuels" problem will fix itself in a hundred years or so, since there won't be any deposits of inexpensive fossil fuels left. Hopefully, physicists will also figure out the ways to sustain nuclear fusion by then as well (though in this case, we'll still have to figure out a way to get rid of the excess thermal energy—it will be produced in copious quantities).

  37. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had it up to here with these damn rickets.

  38. Re:just as well for us to 'become' future fossil f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummmmm....

    Wat?

  39. the SUN, like in "Sundae" by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    No, it's about blocking our connection to GOD (sol invictus, to you dimbulbs out there...) This has NWO repotid thalamus-level thinking written all over it.

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  40. When blotting out the sun is outlawed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...only outlaws will blot out the sun.

  41. of course this is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hasn't anyone seen highlander 2? if we have a giant sunshade, it's just 1 step closer to an evil plan to project that horrible movie onto it 24 hours a day and drive the world mad!

  42. Sun is going to get too hot to handle anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the sun going to get hotter and hotter as it approaches the transition to Red Giant?

    I read that long before the sun consumes http://www.universetoday.com/12648/will-earth-survive-when-the-sun-becomes-a-red-giant/ us, all the oceans in the world will boil off. http://startswithabang.com/?p=1536 (Doesn't sound healthy)

    Seems that for such drastic times, a sun shade in the sky may be just the ticket!

  43. Is that even feasible? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

    Blocking out the sun in any significant ways seems kind of... difficult. Do we have the knowledge and resources to even build one and maneuver it? Is this any more useful than banning time travel?

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  44. WTF? I actually agree with the UN? by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

    I find myself in the unusual and uncomfortable position of agreeing with the UN.

    If there is one thing we've proven over and over throughout the decades, our climate scientists have an INCOMPLETE understanding of global climate change issues. Through the course of my lifetime I've heard new ice age coming, acid rain will dissolve our cities, farm animal flatulence is going to doom the planet, ozone layer, global warming, blah blah blah.

    No matter what you think about global warming (which we're now supposed to call global climate change because we've now learned it's not actually about warming...sigh), everyone should be able to admit that we don't know all there is to know about the VERY complex global environment. So maybe...just maybe we shouldnt' be deliberately tinkering with things we actually hope will change it. Oh yeah, let's fuck with the environment deliberately, hoping we have some god damned clue what we're doing. great plan..what could go wrong?

    Maybe we should just try to be responsible about our industrialized society? can we at least TRY that first???

  45. Re:Paint the roofs white and use lighter colored p by ickleberry · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for a USB CO2 sequesterisation device to appear on slashdot 2.5 watts to suck carbon out of the air and put it in a little tray underneath. of course it would only help if millions were sold and the computers they're connected to run off wind turbines

  46. Global warming is only part of the energy problem by MtHuurne · · Score: 2

    Demand for oil and natural gas is still increasing faster than production, so even if you ignore the CO2 problem there is still the question of where we'll get our energy from. Unless you want to expand coal mining significantly, we have to switch to non-fossil fuel anyway.

  47. adjusting insolation in latitude bands by rlseaman · · Score: 1

    What if we put the shades into a geo stationary orbit hovering only over the deepest parts of the ocean.

    As somebody else pointed out, that's not how GEOstationary orbits work. They are stationary with respect to the Earth, not the Sun moving across the sky. Rather, the notion is to place sunshades in orbits around the Earth-Sun L1 point (Lagrange worked out these specific solutions to the three-body problem) where the teeter-totter gravity of each body balances out. Google "Roger Angel".

    Also, the atmosphere is well mixed, such that cooling the air over one place cools it everywhere. You might be able to enhance cooling in latitude bands relative to the six Hadley cells (3 north, 3 south). This could be handy for tweaking the North Atlantic Drift that keeps Europe happy and habitable. Of course, global warming is expected to affect the Hadley circulation itself, but as long as the equator remains warmer than the poles, the air that goes up must come down generating an odd number of cells. An interesting notion whether we could tweak the shading asymmetrically to result in differing numbers of cells north and south.

    Whether we should pursue such a project is doubtful, but it would be good to work out the details before we find that we must pursue such a project.

    1. Re:adjusting insolation in latitude bands by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      What if we use a big LCD shutter then we can switch it on and off as needed, even do PWM effects.

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  48. Re:it doesnt matter cause we're already in the Mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  49. Re:Paint the roofs white and use lighter colored p by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

    Paint the roofs white and use lighter colored pavement. .

    I'm not sure about the effect on the environment, but light colored roofing makes a big difference on how hot your damn house is. I've never understood how here in the US we decided the standard is to cover our houses with broad expanses of BLACK shingles...and then we crank up the air conditioner to offset it. Am I missing some key point of heating/cooling physics?

  50. A good first step... by md65536 · · Score: 1

    Now all they have to do is ban blowing up the moon, ban the construction of death stars, and ban initiating an inverse tachyon pulse at the same coordinates in space in three time periods.

  51. Hold on by sea4ever · · Score: 1

    The Earth is a BIG thing..to blot out the sun from any reasonably sized area of land would require a massive 'umbrella' in space. The materials for that are simply staggering..
    This kind of research sounds like the 'pointless' or 'way too difficult' kind. Banning it is pointless because I don't think anyone will ever achieve it.

    1. Re:Hold on by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Yes, absolutely.

      If you built it with logs it would take all of the forests of the earth. And if it was built with limestone and mortar it would be larger than even the largest cathedral.

      Now it might come to you as a surprise, but there are materials other than logs and limestone. Some of them are pretty surprising - like enough mylar film to make a 100-mile diameter disc folds up smaller than a semi-trailer.

      However, if you want to continue using only logs and limestone for building stuff, I have to congratulate you. I really want to see the iPhone case you make.

  52. Re:Global warming is only part of the energy probl by sudden.zero · · Score: 1

    Very good point! Anyone who is smart would start investing in small startup companies that are working on alternative sources of energy now while the stock for said companies is cheap.

  53. Clouds in space? by SithLordOfLanc · · Score: 1

    What would happen if they figured out a way to release particles of some kind to create a non-solid barrier? A cloud for example is not solid but it can hide the sun.

    1. Re:Clouds in space? by sea4ever · · Score: 1

      Ah you're right. Then imagine if something goes horribly wrong.
      I suppose this kind of research has too much of a danger associated with it. Makes sense to ban it then.

  54. That ought to heat things up REALLY well. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    What about blanketing large tracts of land in solar-cells? Is that still okay?

    That ought to heat things up a whole bunch. (Ditto solar heat concentrators, such as the solar power plants using parabolic-cylinder reflectors to make process steam for generation.)

    Solar panels are a pretty good black color and reflect very little light. Maybe a fifth of it is turned into electric power (to make heat elsewhere when it's used). The rest makes heat locally. Both become infrared radiation which is largely blocked by greenhouse gasses - unlike the unchanged sunlight that would have been reflected by whatever was covered by the panels. (Similarly with the power and waste heat from concentrators powering heat engines.)

    So solar panels erected over anything that is lighter than a similar black (i.e. over anything but, say, shale or an exposed coal seam) increase global warming. Horrors!

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    1. Re:That ought to heat things up REALLY well. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It's substantially more complicated than that. Any system for producing and consuming electricity dumps heat into the environment at a lot of stages (well, every stage, really). The waste heat produced by solar panels is roughly the same as the waste heat produced by generating electricity using fossil fuels. But that quantity of waste heat pales in comparison to the quantity of heat retained as a result of the CO2 added to the atmosphere by burning the fossil fuels.

      So, to a reasonable degree of accuracy, solar panels (and waste heat in general) don't contribute to global warming and burning fossil fuels does.

  55. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    So I may not use sunblock at the beach any more?

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  56. Cloud seeding? by Dwedit · · Score: 1

    How does Cloud Seeding compare with blocking out the sun? Cloud seeding contributes to Global Dimming, and has been considered as a possible way to fight Global Warming. But is cloud seeing similar enough to the Simpsons-style large sun shade to block out the sun?

  57. Geoengineering opponents by Flambergius · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are people who oppose geoengineering, some of them have good arguments, some of them are worthless pieces of garbage that need to die before they spread their diseases any further.

    People with good arguments say things like "we need to think about this a lot more", "a environmental benefit for one nation state may be an act of war for another" and "please, please, for the love of all that's good in the world, don't try anything that's irreversible". You can deal with people like that, study the issues together, strike bargains - and the part about no irreversible large scale prototyping just plain makes sense.

    People who need to be removed from serious conversation with a hazmat suit and a chainsaw say things like "it's unnatural", "we need to leave this to God" or, my favourite, "you shouldn't goeengineer because it might work and that would prevent the collapse of western consumer capitalism". That's the people who think we deserve to suffer for knowing too much, asking too many questions or having too much stuff. They think there's something inherently wrong about wealth and technological progress, something that removes us from nature, destroys out humanity or makes us impure. They cannot be reasoned with as the source of these views is usually their own sexual maladjustment. Working with people like that is always about minimizing the damage they cause. I suggest using dynamite - rectally.

    (I've been watching a lot of George Carlin lately, in case you were wondering.)

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  58. Can't block the sun? by SudoGhost · · Score: 1

    Well crap...there goes my afternoon.

  59. Get real by microbox · · Score: 1

    This is not about changing global warming - it is about sacrifice to show your worship of planet earth!

    Blocking the sun for 1000 years because you don't want to turn the heat down? Get real.

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  60. Space Weapon: darkness by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    I have long thought that such a device like a "space shade" could be a useful non-lethal weapon.

    Some country not cooperating with you? Plunge them into darkness. Crops wither. Threat of famine.

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  61. Bandages aren't a bad thing. by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

    You know, when the choice is to bandage a wound or leave it to fester in the open, a bandage is probably the way to go.

  62. That's an EXCELLENT idea! by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Instead of doing common-sense, easy, and reasonable things to stop global warming like moving away from fossil fuels...we will create a giant solar shade which will cost taxpayers BILLIONS! Smithers, get R&D on the horn. I need to build a some expensive sunglasses.

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    1. Re:That's an EXCELLENT idea! by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      The most likely to succeed solutions to global warming are the ones that require people to change their lives the least. That is why this is a better idea than trying to get everyone in Texas to drive a Prius.

  63. Not in source. by EdgeOfEpsilon · · Score: 1

    ETC group supports the adoption of a moratorium on geoengineering following the draft decisions recommended by SBSTTA 14, and emphasizes that if any exception is made for research, it must be clearly confined to laboratory research and computer modeling and that all in-situ (real world) experiments fall under the moratorium.

    The application of the precautionary principle via a moratorium on geoengineering deployment and experiments in the field is the most fundamental step that the Parties to the CBD should take in order to ensure the protection of biological diversity from the potential dangers posed by these technologies

    ETC's justification is that any real-world research would either be A) on such a large scale that it would be the same as the "real thing," or B) too small to reveal potential downsides.

  64. Not a problem by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    No worries. *My* supervillain plan is to snuff out the Sun itself.

    Still not seeing enough sunspots, astronomers? Heh heh heh...

  65. Re:Paint the roofs white and use lighter colored p by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    No, you're not, it's a bad idea all around. The worst part is, a lot of Home Owner's Associations (*spit*) actually won't let you install roofs that aren't black shingles. Now there are some cases where say your highly reflective roof is reflecting late afternoon sunlight right into your neighbor's windows which could be a legitimate issue, but many of them have banned them (or anything else odd, like mostly-blackish solar panels) for aesthetic reasons.

    However there's a pretty easy way to mostly fix this issue without getting rid of your existing roof (or pissing off the HOA if you're unlucky enough to have one; thankfully I'm not): Radiant barriers. Installed on the underside of the roof, it still serves the same function and prevents the energy absorbed from the sun from being radiated into your attic. So your shingles will end up a little hotter, but your cooling bill goes way down.

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  66. Eco-liberalism at its finest by Etcetera · · Score: 1, Troll

    Did you catch that?

    But others, such as the ETC group, an environmental and social advocacy group, fear simply blocking the sun is a bandage, meant to cover up the problem, and allow humans to continue using fossils fuels.

    In other words, even though this would provide a fix to the problem, we don't think it's a good idea because it conflicts with our ideology (that fossil-fuel burning is wrong). This is a classic example of why the Left is out of step with the country.

    What's the problem here? Is it global warming (or climate change in general) or is it over-consumption, convenience, and basically living the luxurious life of an American. If the problem is the unpleasant effects of climate change, then lets fix that. But many on the left want to enact more broad social change/social justice/social whatever... When Tea Partiers (and others) complain vaguely about "hidden agendas", this is what they're referring to.

    1. Re:Eco-liberalism at its finest by orphiuchus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly, this is just like the chapter in Freakonomics that pissed everyone off. If we can find a way to have our cake and eat it to then lets do that. Reducing consumption simply for the sake of reducing consumption is pointless, the reason we are doing it is because without some new scientific leap we can't sustain current levels. The ideal future to me is everyone on earth living exactly the life that they want to. I get the impression from some of these people that their ideal future is everyone living in Tee-pees, eating nothing but tofu, and dying of old age at 40. Liberals is the wrong word for these people, they are fascists more than anything.

    2. Re:Eco-liberalism at its finest by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The problem is the unpleasant effects of climate change. You're right. Unfortunately, a sun shade is not a solution - it's a delay tactic. You can't keep blocking out more and more sun because we use it for a few other things besides keeping us warm. Growing food comes to mind.

      I'm all for having the cake and eating it too, but putting up a sun shade and continuing to burn fossil fuels the way we do isn't the way to do it.

  67. Material problems by microbox · · Score: 1

    What about blanketing large tracts of land in solar-cells? Is that still okay?

    Well... there is a critical shortage of raw materials. You see, we are not just reaching peak oil, but peak everything.

    Mind you, I am not a pessimist about the energy situation. There is a lot of investment in finding alternatives, and this type of thing looks really good (energy producing roads), not least because the engineers are thinking about the materials to build the roads with.

    However, one sad fact remains. Exponential growth cannot continue forever -- at some point something will break. It is just a question of what or when.

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    1. Re:Material problems by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      The power-generating road is cool if they get it to a workable state, but why the LEDs? You're raising the cost for no reason. It may not increase the cost of a 12x12 box much, but it's got to raise the price of a 20 mile stretch by a decent amount.

      The flashing crosswalk even without the rest of the stuff is actually brilliant and they'll almost certainly make some money there.

  68. Good thing we don't need plants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've tested out this "block the sun" thing at home. All of my plants grow so much better in the shade. I wonder what the impact on food chain might be?

  69. Haha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if it were possible in the first place! Bahahahaaaaa!!!!!

  70. That's faulty logic by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Yes, everything has a downside, everything has a cost. Doing something, implementing a new solution will have a cost just as doing nothing does. That doesn't mean we should go full out Luddite and refuse to do anything because there might be consequences. You just have to figure out what the costs are how to mitigate them and be willing to deal with them.

    In the case of your false example your bring in the cats, but your spay/neuter them. Also, you care for them lovingly and keep them as pets. There is still cost to having all the cats, but it is one easy to pay and easy to control in terms of numbers.

    Everything has cost, a downside.. Action on inaction, you pay some price. It is all a matter of weighing benefits vs cost.

  71. This is actually a good solution by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) And orbital sun blocking system is totally reversible, unlike some of the more idiotic suggestions like pumping chemicals into the atmosphere and crossing your fingers while hoping there are no side effects.

    2) The fossil fuel thing is a self-solving problem. Believe me, in 40 years or so, it's contribution to global anything will be insignificant, since there won't be enough affordable, positive EROEI liquid or solid hydrocarbons being used as an energy source to matter. We may still be using natural gas, and while it does cause some pollution, it's quite a bit less than either coal or oil.

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    1. Re:This is actually a good solution by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's quite a lot of accessible coal. We've got lots of oil left to in tar sands too. The "oh no, it's running out!" usually refers to easily accessible liquid oil you can pump out of the ground instead of having to mine.

    2. Re:This is actually a good solution by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that the US and China have enough coal to last hundreds of years. Has this changed?

    3. Re:This is actually a good solution by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      And we'll make full use both coal and tar sands.

      Neither one, however, compares (or ever will compare) to the volume of refined petroleum currently consumed by humans (about 30 billion barrels a year, give or take a half a billion). Both have a considerably lower EROEI, and both will be much, much, more expensive than light sweet crude oil, even at today's prices.

      Bottom line? Less use. Less pollution. Conservation will be in, like it or not.

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    4. Re:This is actually a good solution by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:This is actually a good solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sun is our most precious resource. It litterally powers all our machinery and life.

      We should be building a fucking dyson sphere not blocking it out!

    6. Re:This is actually a good solution by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Recoverable oil estimates from the Alberta oil sands alone are about 173 billion barrels. That's at $62-$69 per barrel, and it appears to assume a 20% recovery rate. Oil in the spring of 2008 was over $133 / barrel with no appreciable drop in demand, and oil companies using current technology have demonstrated over 60% recovery. It's not unreasonable to speculate that, if we were to keep going on oil, we could get well over half a trillion barrels out at prices not too different from what we've already seen. Maybe much more, with new technology and if prices rise a bit. Again, rises in the price of oil don't seem to slow down consumption much. The total reserve is estimated at more like three trillion barrels. Venezuela also has extensive tar sands. We're not exactly out of conventional oil either.

      I couldn't find the amount of oil we've already used, but IIRC it is in the trillion barrel range. If we have managed to change global climate enough to significantly damage ourselves by burning a trillion barrels of oil in a hundred years, it seems there's quite enough left to hurt ourselves with. Another trillion barrels in the next thirty years (if consumption doesn't increase) for example.

      At our current consumption rate we've also got an estimated 132 more years of coal. Again, by current estimates, more than enough to hurt ourselves with.

    7. Re:This is actually a good solution by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Waiting 40 years isn't necessarily a good idea. According to this guy (James Hansen), by then it will be too late, we'll have had the catastrophic events already. Now, I think he's completely wrong, but then he's the expert, not me.

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    8. Re:This is actually a good solution by jmv · · Score: 1

      And orbital sun blocking system is totally reversible

      The blocking is reversible, but the extra CO2 you'll get (from reduced photosynthesis) by blocking the sun is not going away instantly when you let the sun in again.

    9. Re:This is actually a good solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) And orbital sun blocking system is totally reversible, unlike some of the more idiotic suggestions like pumping chemicals into the atmosphere and crossing your fingers while hoping there are no side effects.

      2)

      Actually, pumping chemicals is not so bad either. We already do a great deal of it anyways. It is just that currently we are pumping everything to the troposphere, which basically lands back on our heads. The solution is to ensure that we fire it up all the way to stratosphere. Again, we are using the same ammo. But, we are using a better gun to fire it further.

  72. typical government response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you take the right to blot out the sun from the citizens, the only ones who will block the sun are the criminals...

  73. 300 scientists? by JoelMartinez · · Score: 1

    messenger: "our shades will blot out the sun"
    spartan: "then we will fight in the shade ... wait"

  74. This could be used as a weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, if some country with the technology wanted to extort another that didn't have the technology for this, they would probably be able to selectively blot out the sun for the victim cout

    Other than this, I don't see any reasonable objection.

  75. Free the 'large tracts of land'!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I can safely speak for the vast majority of Slashdotters when I say that ' blanketing large tracts of land' is precisely the opposite of what we should be doing. Unless we're also under that blanket. If you see what I mean.

  76. Idiocracy by Burnhard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've been reading lots of stupefyingly idiotic stories recently, including this one (mountains will collapse and cities will be destroyed due to Global Warming).

    It is now my firm opinion that the whole world has gone stark raving mad, and that the Scientific establishment has been so hopelessly corrupted by special interests, Government institutional and research funding and the new philosophy of post-normality, that it has regressed to a kind-of pre-enlightenment age.

    It is my firm belief that the UN, a body that has a Human right commission chaired by Libya, should not be given any power over anything whatsoever.

  77. You and whose army? by thethibs · · Score: 1

    The UN has no authority to ban anything.

    The signatories to the Convention may decide to limit research in their own countries. More likely, they'll say they will and then do nothing.

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  78. Lets do this right by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Instead of messing around with a simple shield, let's convert the solar system into a ringworld. With a little work, I'm sure scrith wouldn't be much of a problem. Especially if the Pac were willing to help. Simple adjustments to the shields would handle any GW problems.

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  79. The UN is powerless by rossdee · · Score: 1

    The UN hasn't been able to stop the logging of the rainforests, nations aquiring nukes, or the persecution of minorites (like the Baha'is of Iran, the Palestinians in Israel and the Buddhists in Tibet) so how are they going to stop someone blotting out the sun. I wonder how they will prevent the next solar eclipse.

    Anyway how do they plan to prevent global warming if they ban such things that could help?

  80. Unless of course well enough isnt good enough by Marrow · · Score: 1

    Say like when a rat population is carrying plague. Then the cats might be kinda useful.

  81. An example of an organization becoming cancerous by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What has happened here is that the organization has confused it's goals and long term plans with being "right". The reason CO2 building up in the atmosphere is a problem is mainly due to the heating effects. But the climate change folks in the UN have had long term plans to force everyone to cut their carbon emissions for decades to solve this problem. These folks now see the CO2 emission itself as evil, not the effects of it.

    Another example : what if a drug chemist created a recreational drug that was perfectly safe, almost impossible to overdose on, and the effects could be reversed with a simple injection of an antidote. The DEA/Congress would still
    make the drug illegal and throw in prison everyone involved in supplying it. They would hire scientists to "research" the drug who would "discover" that it was in fact incredibly dangerous and that taking it was putting your life into your own hands. Again, the organization confuses it's purpose (protect people from the harm of dangerous drugs) with it's implementation (throw anyone in prison caught with any substance declared to be illegal)

    A final example : those electronic cigarettes. There is talk of making them illegal, not because they cause harm, but because the government's advisors sees smoking/nicotine addiction itself as being evil. The electronic cigarettes are many, many times safer than the burning paper ones, yet the government wants to ban them because the devices are not intended to help a user quit their addiction.

    The reason for getting people to quit smoking was original because cigarettes are dangerous, but now the goal has been perverted into being an end in itself.

  82. Ban research??? WTF? by MadCow42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Banning the use of such devices I can see... until we more fully understand them, and the potential un-intended impacts.

    But to ban RESEARCH on such subjects??? The whole idea of research would be to understand these issues in the first place. Since when is better knowledge of something undesirable (in a "free" state, at least)?

    Maybe it's an issue with the summary, and I should have RTFA... but I'm stunned that a global body would be so naieve and ignorant.

    MadCow.

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  83. Re:Ban research??? WTF? by orphiuchus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, I think the combination of science and politics is a lot like the combination of rock music and religion. It makes both worse.

  84. 300 by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 2, Funny

    "OUR SCIENTISTS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!"

    "Then our factories shall spew in the shade."


    (stupid yell filter.)

  85. Umm, no? by Montezumaa · · Score: 1

    The UN has no authority to ban anything, nor do they have the legal authority to pass any type of legislation, of any kind(which such a ban would be). I mean, I do not want any country to threaten my suntan and my mari...my cultivation activities, but the UN has no authority to do any of this.

    If the UN actually had any type of legislation(law-making) authority, then it's first focus would be to remove all citizen's access to firearms, then to freedom in general.

  86. UN geo-engineering treaties are a good thing by TermV · · Score: 1

    I watched an interesting TED presentation a while ago about geo-engineering. The presenter pointed out that we should develop international agreements around geo-engineering to prevent one country from unilaterally deploying a solution that may benefit them but be to the detriment of the rest of the world. Not that it would stop anybody from going ahead and doing it anyways...

  87. In the end, they'll be pragmatic by SMACX+guy · · Score: 1

    The UN can talk about banning it, but once they get the message that all their coastal cities and resource squares will be inundated within 20 years, they're usually pragmatic (except for wackjobs like Santiago or Miriam). I've found that there's virtually no downside, anyway. Don't worry about the UN saying they won't do it. When push comes to shove, you can often bribe enough holdouts with a few techs or credits, to get the majority that you need.

  88. Re:Ban research??? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UN stupidity surprises you? What, you think they are all geniuses because they are in "charge" some how? Uggg...

  89. Yes. by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    Nations do, sometimes, listen to the UN. This happens mostly when the UN is doing something well that doesn't impinge too badly on the nation's interests. We might let them make decisions about who owns nonstrategic islands, for example, or how certain international conventions should be interpreted. It also happens when the UN arranges peacekeeping forces and the nation cares about upsetting the countries supplying those forces. It also happens when the UN works to provide aid, or to expose atrocities. International Law is a part of the Law of the United States, at least nominally, and the UN has at least some say on what international law is.

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  90. Less Sunlight == Less Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just carbon fixation in plants thats determined by how much sunlight they get. That's more a secondary effect and not really the big problem.

    It's also how much they grow (while fixing CO2) and therefore in the case of crops how much food they produce. Shading the earth from the sun might well reduce the amount of heat reaching the earth but it would also impact the amount of sunlight available for photosynthisis and food production. Given that one of the major issues around global warming that we need to resolve is the impact on our food supply it's probably not the the ideal outcome. This is (I think) reasonably straightforward and a fairly major handicap for any kind of solar shade.

    It probably is a good idea to try to stop any one nation unilaterally blocking out the sun. Banning research into it (like how to only block certain wavelengths) does seem a bit stupid though.

  91. and by scarface71795 · · Score: 0

    we have to listen to the U.N why?

  92. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael Kristopiet's wife sucks big donkey dicks.

    Michael Kristopiet's sex life = stagnated.

  93. Way to stay relevent, UN by ChrisK87 · · Score: 1

    By all means, ban it now before we even have the ability to model solar shades accurately, and have no idea whether materials technology will make them economically viable in time to do anything. We need to preempt actual science from weighing in on our decision making. Sometimes the UN goes and does something that makes me wonder why we don't just use a paperclip to jam the "veto" button down and withdraw our diplomats.

  94. we cannot live without greenhouse effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we just need to live in a controlled greenhouse

  95. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by MichaelKristopeit+18 · · Score: 0
    ... said the coward. you're completely pathetic.

    present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i will kill you.

  96. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by MichaelKristopeit+44 · · Score: 1
    again... point out truthful flaws of this site, or its editors, or the organized groups of users that have taken logic hostage, and they will attempt to silence that truth. what are they afraid of?

    this site is overrun by ignorant hypocrites who couldn't engineer working systems if their lives depended on it.

    slashdot = stagnated

  97. Good that they specified SPACE shade by lpq · · Score: 1

    Since pollution in the atmosphere is enough to change climate. In fact the lowering of particulate matter in the the air over Europe, is considered to be one of the factors why it's been hit (maybe more so?) with "Global[sic] warming problems... The effect of cleaner air was also observed in the US, but to a lesser extent, I believe.

    However, in places like China, particulate matter is 'up' and likely to increase further since they didn't (or haven't) implemented the same controls as was done in the US and Europe and aren't likely to jump on board as quickly due to the increased cost and their desire to catchup and exceed in the short-term.

    If a country's particulate matter really affected global temps that much though, we might expect to see further global cooling as China and India (basically with many people, all increasing use of higher-particulate matter-generating products and technologies) expand their industrial base and continue to bring the whole population up to the levels of the US and Europe.

    Particulate matter can affect global temps (Krakatoa -- a few degrees cooler, globally for 3-4 years following), so it may depend on size of the particles among other factors.

    Who knows, if China and India increase the output of the same pollutions that Europe and the US decreased in, with their significantly higher population, they may have a much larger cooling effect in the short term and CO2's potential, in the short term.

    The faster the most modern nations can move to renewable energy sources, and the cheaper we can make such energy, the more easy it will be to get less rich nations to use such energy -- in fact, ideally, if renewable energy can be made such that it is cheaper than non-renewables, the problem will solve itself. While that will almost be guaranteed to happen in the long term, it may not be soon enough for climate effects to outweigh cost factors in energy selection and is certainly not soon enough for *prudent* management of the planets limited reserves. What took thousands of times as long to create as human civilization has been in existence, is being spent in a time period that is a small fraction of the time humans have been around and might be able to 'be around'.

    Those resources have other user than just for 'fuel', and almost certainly more uses over the future of human civilization, than we've discovered so far. If we consume all of them now, just as 'fuel', it would be disastrous planning for the human race.

  98. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no you won't.

  99. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by MichaelKristopeit+49 · · Score: 1
    ur mum's face won't.

    only a coward would make such a claim, as i only state facts.

    present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i will kill you.

  100. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i will kill you.

    No, you won't.

  101. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by MichaelKristopeit+63 · · Score: 1
    no, ur mum's face won't.

    only a coward would make such a claim, as i only state facts.

    present yourself to me; admit what you've done, then i will kill you.

  102. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i only state facts.

    No, you don't.

  103. Re:fark reported on this yesterday...and got it ri by MichaelKristopeit+66 · · Score: 1
    ur mum's face don't.

    why do you cower? what are you afraid of?

  104. A bandaid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kinda like the temporary issue caused by the utilization of technologies that did not exist - the hole in the ozone layer. Who cares if it's temporary - if the Human race dies tomorrow does a roach really matter that much - if it doesn't is anyone going to advocate taking the "bandaid" off other than some stoned treehugging fudgepacker?

  105. might not matter, we're doomed anyways by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    At the rate we're clearing ancient forests we're going to need nuclear powered carbon scrubber machines to reverse the effects.

    How are plants going to displace the amount of carbon we've pumped out of the ground, the trend would need to be more large permanent biomass, but the trend is decidedly the opposite.

    --
    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  106. Re:it doesnt matter cause we're already in the Mat by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but if we re-enact the exact same scenario inside the matrix that caused the matrix in the real world, the matrix will have to emulate itself. As that's physically impossible, it'll eventually crash and free humanity.

    Even if they can optimize out enough stuff to pull off the emulation, that scenario is likely to start an infinite-depth recursion, leading to an inevitable crash anyway.

    --
    What a depressingly stupid machine.
  107. Re:Ban research??? WTF? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    The ban on research may be based on the idea that knowledge of the technology may be rather dangerous in bad hands. It is also very likely inspired by the misguided belief that such a ban will stop evildoers from doing the research - of course everyone listens to the UN.

    --
    What a depressingly stupid machine.
  108. Re:it doesnt matter cause we're already in the Mat by prionic6 · · Score: 1

    Surprise Twist Ending: Actually, we are the machines.

  109. Re:Ban research??? WTF? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    If this goes through, then I vow to initiate research into the subject myself.

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    I used to have a sig, but I set it free and it never came back.
  110. Matrix by ianalis · · Score: 1

    There should be a Matrix comment here somewhere...

  111. Err... by hitmark · · Score: 1

    last time i checked, the very existence of humans have had a large effect on everything mentioned in the summary. I am surprised the mentioned group is not advocating issuing cyanide pills or something...

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    comment first, facts later. http://chem.tufts.edu/AnswersInScience/RelativityofWrong.htm