Heard elsewhere: 'Slashdot main server sent to Guantanamo bay for causing terrorism over the internet. The latest was bringing down a Grammy winner's website. Pentagon officials refuse to comment.'
Micro$oft should seriously think about buying a spyware developer...hopefully they can fund development of some insecurities into Firefox.
Maybe MSN Search people can fund that....they're not going to be catching up with google anyway..
More stock based incentives for employees. Didn't we learn from Enron, Worldcom or the dot com boom that stock base incentives causes people to do everything possible to raise the price of the stock including fraud and other dubious business practices. Why can't companies just give cash bonuses.
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Its actually about 4 billion. There is 1.5 billion performance based option as well.
I bet 15 billion of those 20 billion are google search result pages.
Hope you didn't click on the links...
Steven Spielberg in the 'Fiction' hall of fame ? Don't forget the clones">clones are coming.
Aint_it_cool that we got slashdotted ?
Looks like social security is really in trouble. Lets rename SSN to Social Insecurity Number (SIN).
So what are we trying to achieve here? As soon as I touch my GF---the webcam starts up automatically ?
Probably a pr0n site could buy Slashdot...geeks would like it I think.
Heard elsewhere:
'Slashdot main server sent to Guantanamo bay for causing terrorism over the internet. The latest was bringing down a Grammy winner's website. Pentagon officials refuse to comment.'
Maybe we could try http://www.deathclock.com/.
Put a BMI of 90 or something...fat bastards.
Gpr0n ?
In another news, the CIA was considering using Micro$oft Antispyware to keep out North Korean spies.
Alas!
You mean fockered?
Micro$oft should seriously think about buying a spyware developer...hopefully they can fund development of some insecurities into Firefox.
Maybe MSN Search people can fund that....they're not going to be catching up with google anyway..
Didn't they learn from their friends the FBI ? http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/01/13/145 5234&tid=185&tid=103&tid=218
More stock based incentives for employees. Didn't we learn from Enron, Worldcom or the dot com boom that stock base incentives causes people to do everything possible to raise the price of the stock including fraud and other dubious business practices. Why can't companies just give cash bonuses.
Don't you know Google doesn't do evil ?
How about Kill BillG board game ?
If Linus does that, change his name to Linass. Fuck karma.
Looks like a new line of business for M$$
Even better: http://www.worldofalternatives.com/telepathy.htm
Duh...didn't they know about telepathy? It is much more secure--you can get training here: http://www.silvaultramindsystem.com/main.php?sr=1& ct=19
:D
Telepathy slashdotted
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They sure do need all them CPU cycles to run spyware adware and spamming viruses!
Can't wait for "Installing Windows XP Service Pack 2: The Inside Story"
Go go go slashdot them !