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  1. Re:Impressive on India To Launch First Manned Space Mission By 2022 (hindustantimes.com) · · Score: 2

    Impressive, but where are they planning on going? Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell.

    True, but it's less crowded than Mumbai.

    For now...

  2. This is why we can't have nice thing.

  3. Nice try Otto... on Ask Slashdot: Identifying a Stolen Car Using Police Camera Databases? · · Score: 1

    But the aliens already left with your car.

  4. Re: Strong public relations on NZ Customs Wants Power To Require Passwords · · Score: 1

    People like you made Nazi Germany a reality. Good job.

    Godwined in under 10 posts. Good job!

  5. Great on Staples To Buy Office Depot For $6.3 Billion · · Score: 1

    There go the prices on toner and paper.

  6. Re:For all of you USA haters out there: on Why ATM Bombs May Be Coming Soon To the United States · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cuz it is not sexy when a stripper gets and eye taken out by a handful of dollar coins tossed at her.

  7. Re:if there is no evidence presented in how they.. on All the Evidence the Government Will Present In the Silk Road Trial Is Online · · Score: 1

    its happened to me After the fact, they found a dime bag in my car (dumb friend, fell out of his pocket onto my back seat)

    With your username, you really expect us to believe that? Right.....

  8. Re:Nothing? on Mathematical Proof That the Universe Could Come From Nothing · · Score: 3, Funny

    So quantum fluctuations are "nothing" then?

    Everyone knows they are caused by turning the electric can opener on and off.

  9. Re:This is just traditional web advertising on Users Can't Distinguish Scams From Facebook's Features · · Score: 2

    Me, I deleted my Facebook account several years ago, and have never looked back.

    You think you deleted it....

  10. That's what you get on Pirate Bay Co-founder Arrested In Northeastern Thailand · · Score: 5, Funny

    For wearing the same shirt. If only he had changed, they never would have noticed him.

  11. Re:Off the record vs Anonymity on How LucasArts Fell Apart · · Score: 5, Informative

    Some spoke off the record; others spoke under condition of anonymity

    As a non-journalist, what is the difference?

    Um, IIRC, off the record means I'll talk to you, but you can't publish what I told you. Anonymity is you can print what I said, but not who said it.

  12. Coming Soon on Robots Join Final Assembly Line At US Auto Plant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next the robots will want to unionize.

  13. Men and women both have this need.

    Incorrect. I will not die if I don't have sex, and it is not essential to me.

    Evolution and all of life is dependant upon reproduction. In homo sapiens, reproduction is done through sex.

    This is all irrelevant to whether or not sex is a need for individuals, and it really isn't.

    And yes, it is a need. It's why every one of us are here.

    Our instincts may make us desire sex (save for asexuals, and don't act like they don't exist, because I'm one), but it is by no means a "need."

    Don't underestimate the need for sex. If you are able to brush it off so easily, it's very possible that your genes are not going to make it.

    Reproduction is not a form of immortality! It is completely and utterly irrelevant to me (to me) if someone who shares my genes makes it into the future or not; I gain little from it. It would only be useful to me if I could take over the child's body. But because sex is desirable (thanks to instincts), this is largely ignored and people go on and on about passing on genes; at least I benefited a bit from it, I guess. But again, I do not for a moment believe it's a need in the traditional sense.

    Sex most certainly is a need. One that is ingrained in our DNA. If it weren't? Well, that DNA wouldn't be around anymore.

    That's silly. You can intently desire something without it being a need.

    Shut up Sheldon!

  14. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen on British Porn-Censoring MP Has Website Defaced With Porn · · Score: 2

    Politicians generally can't find their ass with both hands

    That's because at one of their hands is always out asking for donations and the other one is behind their back with their fingers crossed or accepting a bribe.

    What we need are politicians with at least four hands.

    4 hands would just give them one to hold out for donations, one to cross fingers to make the lie "ok", one to shake hands with you while the fourth is stabbing you in the back.

  15. This is a box you dont want to open. on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Get My Spouse To Start Gaming With Me? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a decision you will soon regret. Go out and immerse yourself in the local culture, take the wife and kids. It's an experience you'll never have again, take advantage of that rather than cooped up at home.

  16. Re:I Wish on Particle Physicists Confirm Arrow of Time Using B Meson Measurements · · Score: 1

    In the Northern Hemisphere time moves from left to right, in the Southern, it's right to left.

  17. A big dog on Where To Start With DIY Home Security? · · Score: 1

    Get a good sized dog, and don't feed it that often, and a good insurance policy.

  18. Is it on Google's Sinister(?) Plans · · Score: 1

    April first already?

  19. O.K. but on Sam and Max 2: Reloaded · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who owns the rights to the characters? With out the permission of the license holder, all that coding is gonna get you a cease and desist letter.

  20. Finally on IBM Sets Supercomputer Speed Record · · Score: 0, Troll

    A machine actually capable of playing Doom3.

  21. sound quality on The Perfect Online Music Store? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Guaranteed sound quality, and the ability to re-download any track I've ever purchased. (Ya just never know when ya might lose it.)

  22. Huuricanes on Infinium Labs to Miss Release Date · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shoulda blamed the delay on hurricane Ivan....

  23. Re:Other Services on Trouble for Tivo and NetFlix Partnership? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Tried Wal-Mart's dvd rental and Netflix at the same time. Wal-Mart's selection wasn't even half of Netflix, and the turn around time was long. Usually 2 day ship times each way. Netflix is much faster shipping.

  24. The government can use... on Absentee Ballots by Email? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Outlook. All military computers have it, just use the voting feature built in. Spam a message out to the troops, and watch the votes roll back in.

  25. This might explain why on U.S. Government Sometimes Jams Keyless Car Locks? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mine don't work in the parking lot on the military base I work on, but the work fine at home.