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  1. You'd be better off becoming a drug dealer on Networking in the Danger Zone? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously. Mods - hear me out before hitting "troll." Stand on the street and sell weed. You would make a lot of money. Yes, it's true that if things go badly you end up in jail. But if things go badly in Iraq, you end up dead. Death is permanent. With jail, you get out after a year or two, and you have a chance to put your life back together.

  2. Does this mean the trolls are right for once? on Alpha Relegated To FreeBSD's Tier 2 · · Score: 0

    From http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/article s/committers-guide/archs.html:

    Architectures reaching end of life may also be moved from Tier 1 status to Tier 2 status as the availability of resources to continue to maintain the system in a Production Quality state diminishes.

    Not to be a troll or anything, but it would seem to me that "reaching end of life" is basically a fancy way of saying "dying." So does this mean FreeBSD/Alpha is dying? If so, someone ought to post a eulogy in honor of the dead or something.

  3. Re:Part of Application for Internship on Public Radio Exchange Site Launches · · Score: -1

    Correct. We practice rule by an uneducated dictator.

  4. Re:How ridiculous we all are... on Huge Console Auction Debuts · · Score: -1

    I have come to the conclusion that if the seller were to list each item separately, he would probably double or triple his returns, regardless of the increased administration costs involved in doing so. This is because buyers are more likely to spend, say, $300 on some item, than $100,000 on a million billion things.

    If you're so sure of this, why don't you buy the items yourself and then sell them separately? Think of all the money you could make!

  5. Re:Google results? on Slashback: Nigritude, Indignation, Artifacts · · Score: -1

    While we're at it, try Google's I'm Feeling Lucky on miserable failure [google.com] [whitehouse.gov], weapons of mass destruction [google.com] [blueyonder.co.uk], french military victories [google.com] [albinoblacksheep.com], or anti-war peace protestors [google.com] [albinoblacksheep.com].

    This is offtopic, but has the slashcode been changed to stop trolls from abusing the "I'm Feeling Lucky" feature?

    In fact, Google even has a page about this very issue here on their site.

    Well, judging by the comment preview, apparently not. Don't click on that link.

  6. Sorry about that on Netgear's Amusing "fix" for WG602v1 Backdoor · · Score: -1

    I modded the parent comment "informative" without reading it carefully enough. I'm posting this comment to undo that moderation.

  7. I met the Slashdot editors the other day on Do You Really Want to Meet People on the Web? · · Score: -1

    Last week, I got sent to goatse by some troll, and while I was there, I met the entire Slashdot editorial staff. I'm not sure what they were doing there, and I didn't stay long enough to find out.

    As a result of this experience, my opinion is that no, meeting people on web pages isn't such a good idea.

  8. OQO on OQO Examined · · Score: -1

    Reminds me of a criminal's favorite vanity license plate... OQO0QO0

  9. Re:Closer look... on Porn Beats Search Engines in Internet Traffic · · Score: -1

    Ashcroft's Justice Department is "taking a closer look at porn" because the Republicans want to shore up their conservative base for the election in November. Sure they'll piss off sensible people, but they all live in unamerican, heathen places like California and Massachusetts that Bush doesn't care about anyway.

  10. Re:What Is A Space probe? on Cassini Alters Path. Phoebe Now In Sight! · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Britney single? She's never single! She had already been married eight times by the time I met her!

    If this aunt is going to lie, she should at least learn how to lie plausibly.

  11. Re:Robots tested on Air Hockey table? on Robotic Space Workers of the Future · · Score: -1

    I hope this "NASA" organization isn't from Florida because, given how the Lightning played tonight, it doesn't look like anyone from Florida can handle anything hockey-related.

  12. Re:Cut it down to 3:05. on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 0

    And listen to WRUW FM 91.1 (I am not affiliated with them, but I do donate $n annually where n is in the set of whole numbers.)

    From Wikipedia:
    The term whole number is used informally by some authors for an element of the set of integers, the set of non-negative integers, or the set of positive integers.

    So depending on how you're using the term "whole number" n might be 0.

  13. Wrong. on Gartner: Linux Servers Booming · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If I sold one last year, and three this year then I can talk about 300% growth, but that number is meaningless.

    What makes that number particularly meaningless is that that would actually be 200% growth.

  14. Re:why you need 500 Mpx on Fermilab Builds 500-Megapixel Camera · · Score: 0, Funny

    (Not an expert, they're all fast asleep right now.)

    Remember what the topic is. The experts aren't sleeping. They're busy working. Maybe when the sun rises they'll have time to post comments to Slashdot.

  15. Re:Forget DDR for exercise... on The DDR Workout - It's Official · · Score: -1

    Dumbass, he wasn't talking about slashdot geeks wearing spandex, he was talking about hotties (i.e. chicks) wearing the spandex. All you do is go to the gym (in normal clothes) and "enjoy the view."

  16. Actually no. Here's what she looks like on Large-Scale Paper-To-Digital Conversion? · · Score: -1

    I've found a picture of this secretary. Not a "matronly bespectacled hausfrau" but I do agree with "Eww."

  17. Tubby? on Tubby: When Custom Cases Meet Frosty Cold Beer · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Tubby" sounds like what will happen to the user of this as a result of grabbing food all the time without even getting up off his ass and walking 10 feet to the refrigerator.

  18. Segway on China's New Craze: E-bikes · · Score: -1

    $150? That's a hell of a lot cheaper than paying $5,000 for a Segway. Probably more useful too.

  19. Re:Why don't they just... on Cryptic Code Stumps Experts · · Score: -1

    They probably already tried that. No luck.

    Google fails it
    And fails it again

  20. Where can I get a patch? on A Worm's Worm · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have the authors of Sasser released a patch to fix this vulnerability yet? I checked sasserupdate.com and nothing's been posted yet.

  21. Bush's energy plan on Manure-Powered Generators On The Rise · · Score: -1

    So now I understand why there's so much bullshit coming out of the White House these days. It's the Bush Administration's new energy plan.

  22. nigritude ultramarine on How To Get Googled, By Hook Or By Crook · · Score: -1

    Nigritude ultramarine? Nigritude??? We just had the "solly chollie" story a few days ago, and now this? Who's choosing these names?

    I won't even mention the sexual implications of "ultramarine" or speculate on whether this is all a hoax by everyone's favorite (or least favorite as the case may be) trolling organization.

  23. Site getting slow... mirror on Megway - New Competition For The Segway · · Score: -1

    <blink>LOADING</blink>

  24. Re:Shameless Godzilla Parody Plug on Original Godzilla In U.S. Theaters · · Score: -1

    You've overtaken Zeikfried for the lead. Congratulations. Now, it's time to get some sleep, there's no need to keep posting troll comments to Slashdot.

  25. Just pirate the patches on Microsoft Security Updates for Pirated Windows? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they can pirate the operating system, why can't they just pirate the patches too?