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Cryptic Code Stumps Experts

moonboy writes "From the CBSNews.com article: 'The experts who cracked Nazi Germany's secret codes are tackling a 10-letter enigma that has stumped fine minds for more than 250 years - D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. Former code-breakers from Britain's World War II intelligence center at Bletchley Park set out this week to decipher a cryptic inscription on an 18th-century monument at an English country estate. Legend says it reveals the location of the Holy Grail. Some believe it is a private message to a deceased beloved. No one knows for sure."

537 comments

  1. heh by DashEvil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it just means nothing?

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    1. Re:heh by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly.

      I wish people would stop reading meaning into everything, it's just stupid. It's just like those people who see Jesus on tortillas...pure idiocy.

    2. Re:heh by metlin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It most likely could be something like a quote, or a saying or something like that -- a lot of weird inscriptions at various sites across the world have been found to be such statements.

      Would be funnier still if it were a prank of some sorts, just someone's trick to drive people up the wall -- a very pissed off grandpa perhaps? :)

      Or, it could refer to something like a name. For instance, Egyptologists supposedly saw Imhotep everywhere and were not sure what it meant. For the longest time, he was thought of as a mythological figure and only later established to be a real historical person.

      But as you said, it most likely is nothing.

    3. Re:heh by MBCook · · Score: 1
      I've thought many times of getting a custom license plate that like. It's be cool to do it there or on your head stone on your grave for something.

      Just some random letters so everyone who looks will spend a few minutes wasting their time trying to figure out what it means, when there is no answer.

      He he he. Maybe when I buy a new car. Anyone out there ever done this?

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    4. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I.M. Hotep & Sons, Builders & Contractors, Est 4004 BC. The Old firm.

    5. Re:heh by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      That would be the best practical joke ever.

    6. Re:heh by Talonius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just be careful. What you believe is meaningless may have another meaning for someone else.

      My brother in laws name is Jeff Costello. He bought a new GMC truck which is his pride and joy. His license plate is GMC 4JC.

      I asked him who the religious nut was parked in his driveway the first week he had the truck. He about went through the roof. What the hell else are people going to think though?

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    7. Re:heh by LOL+WTF+OMG!!!!!!!!! · · Score: 1

      So essentially, they have been trolled, they have lost.

      I do with those lovely people have a nice day though.

    8. Re:heh by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      What the hell else are people going to think though?

      Whenever I'm asked questions like that, I say to myself "What Would Jeff Costello Do?"

    9. Re:heh by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      It's just like those people who see Jesus on tortillas..

      No, no. That's the Virgin Mary.

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    10. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about tortillas on Jesus?

    11. Re:heh by MikeXpop · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always knew this would come up one day.

      Once I found a piece of news I was going to submit to slashdot. Since I only knew that Quark 6 for OS X was going to be released, I figured I'd throw in an extra bit of information. I asked a question, relating Diablo 2's release to Quark 6's to see how people would make the connection, or to see if anyone would see that it was just bunk.

      I found it very humorous

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    12. Re:heh by mrwonton · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not if you're catholic. They eat stale crackers made out of Jesus all the time.

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    13. Re:heh by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1, Funny

      I wish people would stop reading meaning into everything, it's just stupid. It's just like those people who see Jesus on tortillas...pure idiocy.

      1) Make Jesus Tortillas.
      2) Sell Jesus Tortillas.
      3) Profit!

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    14. Re:heh by timerider · · Score: 2, Funny

      the virgin mary has seen jesus on a tortilla?

      wtf... what's this world coming to...

    15. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it says that Nessie Lives!!!

    16. Re:heh by Cornelius+Chesterfie · · Score: 1

      "By: Joe Baldwin
      I'm amazing. You aren't. SUCK IT "

      What arrogance! I wish the Canadians would really bomb the Baldwins.

    17. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't give away the mystic step #2!! You'll ruin the market!

    18. Re:heh by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or seeing a woman's face in the evening sun. Or meaning in a red wheelbarrow rimmed with rainwater.

      The problem isn't metaphor, man. It's superstition. Speculation and imagination are fun, human concepts. It's when they become dogma -- the basis for your life decisions -- that a problem is generated.

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    19. Re:heh by reboot246 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speaking of car tags, if you really want to mess with the police, get a personalized tag that doesn't make sense. For example, if you own a 1999 Chevrolet, get a tag that says "98 FORD". When they see it, they have to run it through the computer just to see if it's been stolen. And they will run it every time they see it.

    20. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. Why and the fuck would you want that?

    21. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the crackers are made out of flour. They're transformed into actual Jesus on the spot just before you eat them, so they don't have time to get stale.

    22. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, perhaps.

    23. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got step one backwards:

      1) Make Tortillas Jesus (by transubstantiation)

      2) Give away Jesus Tortillas (talk about yer open source)

      3) Profit (by collecting tithes)

    24. Re:heh by PeterPumpkin · · Score: 1

      A lot of people out there have fantasies or delusions of grandeur of being "chosen by god", or just being "chosen". People need to feel special, and if they don't, this is a fairly popular way to compensate. Thats why people "see" things.

    25. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that apply to your sig too?

    26. Re:heh by DoraLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Thats why people "see" things.

      Yeah. Either that or they're just fucking nuts.

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    27. Re:heh by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. My sig is part of an attempt at a google bomb not yet really in progress. The link is to the website of my school district and the phrase is just random.

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    28. Re:heh by srleffler · · Score: 1

      Not very likely. Somebody went to the trouble of carving that on a monument. It probably meant something to him. Most likely, of course, it is of no importance to anyone living. Figuring it out will be good fun for the cipher geeks, anyway.

    29. Re:heh by DoraLives · · Score: 3, Funny
      if you really want to mess with the police

      I would sooner mess with a live hand grenade, thank you all the same.

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    30. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or
      MINIVAN

      (double entendre)

    31. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      yeah people see jesus in tortillas in all the time. .. till they realise they're crackers

    32. Re:heh by Spetiam · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it probably meant something to someone at some time. It's probably what it looks like, an anachronistic, custom-made /. acronym. Which would explain why nobody has any clue what the hell it stands for.

    33. Re:heh by gandalphthegreen · · Score: 1

      Yah, I know a devout Baptist whose liscense plate is 666 CAB.

    34. Re:heh by Corporal+Tunnel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those aren't crackers, they're Jes-itz!

    35. Re:heh by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
      Speaking of Jesus, this is what you do if you're a sailor: Get a big huge tattoo of Jesus on your back. Since nobody would dare strike a picture of Christ, you won't have to endure corporal punishment if you piss off the officers.

      Oh, they outlawed that years ago... Whoops, I had my time machine dailed into the wrong century.

    36. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a red wheelbarrow rimmed with rainwater.

      What this mean exactly? In my part of the country, it means to me that mosquitos will eventually spawn in the water, so I take the time to empty the wheelbarrow. Dosen't matter if it's red, mind you. This is doubly important since the West Nile virus has come. Nasty bugger, that.

    37. Re:heh by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I forget which Stanislov book it is, but it is set in a world where everyone passes messages in cipher.

      On character, to completely mess with the authorities, encrypted a meaningless garble of words. The intent was that someone would keep looking and looking and looking for meaning in it.

      Second hand telling of a slashdot summary, I'm afraid.

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    38. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A lot of people out there have fantasies or delusions of grandeur of being ... "chosen".

      Cue the pokemon-like voice...

      "Mr. Delusional, I choose you!!!

    39. Re:heh by JesterXXV · · Score: 1

      It means sex. No seriously, I read a poem with that image in it in high school, and the explanation was something like it's a wheelbarrow on a farm, and since it's raining, there's no work for the farmer and his wife to do but make babies.

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    40. Re:heh by toby · · Score: 1
      "Like ... tears ... in rain."

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      you had me at #!
    41. Re:heh by spectral · · Score: 1

      The crouton-o-christ.. Though I still love christ chex the best. Good morning!

    42. Re:heh by zrail · · Score: 1

      A Dane Cook reference. Excellent. I only wish I had mod points.

    43. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that e.e.cummings? I can't remember. Anyway, when we took it in high school my teacher deliberately eschewed any deeper meaning when we tried bringing it up, saying basically it provided nice imagery.

    44. Re:heh by dickrichardv8 · · Score: 1

      Myself, I have been thinking of applying for "no tags" or "no plates" or perhaps "N.A." but I think the license division would put the nix to it.

    45. Re:heh by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Mad propers for the Phil Sidney sig. I love that guy...I wrote my honors paper on Astrophel & Stella, which I am probably unique in finding hilarious.

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    46. Re:heh by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It was William Carlos WIlliams. e e cummings is the asshole who can't put two letters together on the same line.

      Anyhow, you're both right. That is a prime example of an image poem, one which create a scene like a still life in our minds and does nothing else. However, since no image can ever exist without interpretation, it's wrong to discourage people from finding any "deeper meaning" in an image poem.

      That doesn't mean it was "about sex," so much as it reminds you of sex (thought I must say this interpretation is fairly sophomoric). It reminds me that I have to mow my lawn.

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    47. Re:heh by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      'When they see it, they have to run it through the computer just to see if it's been stolen. And they will run it every time they see it."

      Right, because all I want is to have a cop be required to run my plates every time he sees them.

      This is the real life equivelant to telling people to hit Alt-F4 for God Mode.

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    48. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I see things all the time, but I'm smart enough to know that they aren't real, it's just because I'm psychotic.

    49. Re:heh by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Anyone out there ever done this?

      No, but I considered something similar. Kansas' custom plates are different than their standard plates, and during some years were much prettier (metallic sparkly gold with black letters). I couldn't thing of a durn thing worth actually putting on a plate, so I said I was going to just get my existing plate number as a custom plate, and let people puzzle over the meaning in three random letters, one space, three random digits.

      My plan was thwarted when I found out the DMV computers couldn't deal with that (it would all-too-correctly reject the request as an already-issued plate).

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    50. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually it was Jesus who made the tortilla, and by the way it's pronounced "Hay Soose".

    51. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how long do you think you could keep a secret if that same government attached electrodes to your ball?

    52. Re:heh by FLEB · · Score: 1

      I've always wanted something like "SAMPLE", not that they'd give me that... something else that sounds like a sample plate, though.

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    53. Re:heh by wahsapa · · Score: 1

      WHO WANTS JELLY DONUTS?!?!

    54. Re:heh by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny
      No, the crackers are made out of flour. They're transformed into actual Jesus on the spot just before you eat them, so they don't have time to get stale.

      A well established use of Just-In-Time manufacturing.

    55. Re:heh by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      You're a right-wing racist bigot bent on worldwide genetic cleansing simultaneously promoting pollution policies that will burn the ozone and kill all the whales!

      That's what I read from that word.

    56. Re:heh by cfuse · · Score: 1
      The problem isn't metaphor, man. It's superstition. Speculation and imagination are fun, human concepts. It's when they become dogma -- the basis for your life decisions -- that a problem is generated.

      Are you going to tell the Pope, or will I?

    57. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You won't know before you try... how about these: exemplar, specimen, invalid, void, null? You just need a sufficiently illiterate bureaucrat to check out your application.

    58. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that you should mention that...

      I just same a movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289337/) that had Jesus on a tortilla....

    59. Re:heh by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Maybe it just means nothing?

      Something we as regular slashdot readers should be used to by now. ;-)

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    60. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Idiocy" is your comment. Obviously it does mean anything and some people can have fun trying to solve that puzzle, even if you dont understand.

    61. Re:heh by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just came back here and was surprised to see the reactions to my post.

      I was married to a female cop, so don't lump me with those who dislike cops. I also know a lot of cops and they're good people. Most every one I've ever met has a good sense of humor.

      They will run the tag, but they'll laugh about it when they realize it's a joke. The ones I've told about the tag idea always say it would be a good joke. It's something a crook wouldn't do intentionally; they tend to want to stay away from police scrutiny.

      People who own more than one car sometimes accidentally switch tags and that causes more trouble than funny tags; you could get a ticket for that.

    62. Re:heh by Mudcathi · · Score: 1

      "...if you really want to mess with the police..."

      what kind of bogart shite are you suggesting here? why not just get plates that say "KICK ME" and be done with it?

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    63. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck me, someone suffered massive head trumua as a child. Tell us; how do you remember to breath?

    64. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how you got to that conclusion. I really don't.

    65. Re:heh by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why my license plate says MISSING. No parking tickets yet! Or, rather, I just throw them away and they don't show up.

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    66. Re:heh by hoist2k · · Score: 1

      It's funny that this got modded funny.

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    67. Re:heh by atlacatl · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I'm easealy amused, but, that IS FUNNY!

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    68. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i used to see jesus all the time. i suspect it was the 3 - 5 hits of blotter acid...

    69. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe it's backwards.

      D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.

      My vestile virgins are very slippery on uturus, on demand

    70. Re:heh by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      The dude's 2000+ years old. That's pretty stale if you ask me.

      It's like asking for a fresh batch of Ramses the second. Fresh isn't so fresh.

      wbs.

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    71. Re:heh by bytesmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no... it's:

      3) Prophet

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    72. Re:heh by catfood · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was married to a female cop, so don't lump me with those who dislike cops.

      Was?

      I'm just saying...

    73. Re:heh by CrazyBear · · Score: 1

      Lemme know when they find Atlantis and the Loch Ness Monster................

    74. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to post anon for this one, but how about:

      GMC 4JC: Gay Male Cock for Jackoff Circle

    75. Re:heh by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      My custom plates are PC FXR. Yes, I am a dork.

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    76. Re:heh by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      My custom plates are PC FXR. Yes, I am a dork.

      Well, nerd anyway, but that's to be expected here.

      I was inclined to put "CIOUS" on my previous car (it was a Capri). Either that, or "CHEVY" ("CAPRICE" if I wanted to be blatant) just to perpetuate the confusion. Never got around to it.

      On t'other hand, Kansas doesn't require front plates, so it's cheaper to get an unofficial plate made at the mall. Which I also haven't done.

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    77. Re:heh by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      That's not really as funny as you might think. I'm a widower since 2001.

  2. How do they know it even is a message? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do they know it even is a message? For all anyone knows this could be ten pages of random text that some rich guy did and hyped up as some super secret code.

  3. message is way too short by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Insightful

    it's only 10 letters long. So really you could just list all valid 10 letter english phrases then see which follow the rules for an Enigma machine.

    Tom

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    1. Re:message is way too short by IronMagnus · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is from the 18th century, not from an Enigma machine.

    2. Re:message is way too short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. It's probably not English
      2. Enigma machines not invented yet

    3. Re:message is way too short by loginx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      if you had read the article, it says that it's likely to be greek or latin, or a forgotten language.
      Although it is linked to a modified painting from a french artist so it could be french, and it is in england so it could be english.

      Good Luck.

    4. Re:message is way too short by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Legand has it that it references the place where "the holy grail" is, so mix in the possibility of any number of those words being the names of people or cities anywhere in Europe or Asia, from any number of centuries ago. It could even be a city that was completely destroyed in any number of wars, forgotten, and now the new home of Austria's newest Super-WalMart.

      In a few thousand more years, people may not even know where Austria or England are, it may simply be referenced as the possible home of the empire previously known as Erope. (mispelled on purpose). It happens. Ask the residents or descendents of Petra

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  4. Pfft. by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Holy Grail? Puh-lease.

    It's probably just what it said in the article: a dedication. I find it hard to believe that they'll find the Holy Grail from a 10 letter code.

    1. Re:Pfft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it hard to believe that they'll find the Holy Grail from a 10 letter code.

      Or from anything else for that matter.

    2. Re:Pfft. by E_elven · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > I find it hard to believe that they'll find the Holy Grail from a 10 letter code.

      I can do it in 8:

      Rennes, France, Castle, East Tower, Attic, Behind Fireplace.

      .

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    3. Re:Pfft. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, that's the Holey Grill, not the Holy Grail.

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    4. Re:Pfft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's 8 _words_ not letters!

    5. Re:Pfft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the candlestick

  5. They should just post the code to... by cnelzie · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Slashdot. They would have had the answer quite some time ago then...

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    1. Re:They should just post the code to... by x0n · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simple!

      D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.

      Do Other Users On Slashdot View A Very Visible Message?

      - Oisin

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    2. Re:They should just post the code to... by molnarcs · · Score: 5, Funny
      Indeed. I had a hunch that it must be something evil, and sure enough, soon I found proof:
      **** THE PROOF THAT D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. IS EVIL ****

      D O U O S V A V V M
      68 79 85 79 83 86 65 86 86 77 - as ASCII values
      5 7 4 7 2 5 2 5 5 5 - digits added
      \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
      3 2 7 7 1 - digits added

      Thus, "D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M." is 32771.

      Turn the number backwards, and add 1834 - the year Vesuvius erupted.
      The number is now 19557.

      Subtract 4591 from the number - this is the year Elvis recorded his
      debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste, written
      backwards. It gives 14966.

      Subtract 7, the sacred number of Illuminati. The result will be 14959.

      Add 7691 to it - this is the year Che Guevara was executed in Bolivia,
      written backwards - you will get 22650.

      Turn the number backwards, subtract 1952 - the year killer fog haunted
      London. The number is now 3670.

      This number, read as octal, gives 1976 - the year George Harrison
      performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it,
      you should understand.

      This is truly evil. QED.
      Good thing we have evilfinder to help see the TRUTH!

      ps. 6+8=14=>1+4=5

    3. Re:They should just post the code to... by SpookyFish · · Score: 1

      D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.

      Devise Options Using Open Source Vigorously And Vanquish Vile Microsoft

    4. Re:They should just post the code to... by haydenth · · Score: 1

      I thought 6 was the sacred number of the illuminati. If this proves true, I have just debunked your hypothesis.

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    5. Re:They should just post the code to... by nateb · · Score: 1
      It's 5. Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia. 2 + 3 = 5

      Gotta love R.A.W.

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      -- Nate
    6. Re:They should just post the code to... by molnarcs · · Score: 1
      well, it isn't mine hypothesis exactly - credit goes to this guy: - check out his works, he must be a genius

      online version of evilfinder: http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/evilfinder/ef.shtml

    7. Re:They should just post the code to... by sholden · · Score: 4, Funny

      A far more slashdot friendly interpretation:

      D O U O S V A V V M
      68 79 85 79 83 86 65 86 86 77 - as ASCII values
      5 7 4 7 2 5 2 5 5 5 - digits added
      \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
      3 2 7 7 1 - digits added

      Thus, "D O U O S V A V V M" is 32771.

      Add 1964, the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way - the result is 34735.

      Add 5181 to it - this is the year first commercial cheese factory was established, written backwards - you will get 39916.

      Turn the number backwards, and add 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 63947.

      Add 1591 to it - this is the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US, written backwards - you will get 65538.

      Add 1792, the year guillotine was first used - the result is 67330.

      This, when read backwards, gives 03376. This is 1790 in octal, the year US patent system was established (eevil)...

    8. Re:They should just post the code to... by OxyFrog · · Score: 1

      Using the Cyborg Name Generator... D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.: Digital Obedient Unit Optimized for Sabotage/Vigilant Artificial Violence and Vengeance Machine

    9. Re:They should just post the code to... by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your boss absolutly loves you. Oh, saturday, he had you working weekends?

    10. Re:They should just post the code to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right or wrong- truly the funniest /. comment I've ever read! You have FAR too much time on your hands, but Thank You!!

    11. Re:They should just post the code to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Most of the results give a year or something similar. Check out this result:
      **** THE PROOF THAT George Bush IS EVIL ****

      G E O R G E B U S H
      7 5 15 18 7 5 2 21 19 8 - as numbers
      7 5 6 9 7 5 2 3 1 8 - digits added
      \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
      3 6 3 5 9 - digits added

      Thus, "George Bush" is 36359.

      Subtract 7591 from the number - this is the year DEC was founded, written backwards. It gives 28768.

      Subtract 64, the year of the Great Fire of Rome. The result will be 28704.

      Divide the number by 52 - this is the symbol of approval for the sin, backwards. It gives 552.

      Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 276.

      Turn the number backwards, subtract 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 666.

      The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

      This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.
  6. 10 letters by detritus` · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, how much information can be in 10 letters? not to mention this is only 250 years old and the grail went missing over 1000 years ago... sounds like they got punk'd

    1. Re:10 letters by Junta · · Score: 5, Interesting

      With respect to how much info, it could contain a lot. There is more to it than ten letters, there is the picture (a mirror image of a known painting) and placement of the letters (the D and M are not in line with the rest), and of course the other words 'Et in arcadia ego'.

      Beyond that, it could even have meaning in context in other monuments in the garden or, well anything...

      There could be a lot of meaning in it, or just a dedication, or some artist with a weird whim that meant nothing...

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    2. Re:10 letters by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Haven't you read your Stephenson? One bit of information can be of critical importance. This is ten letters, or at least 50 bits! :) Seriously though, if the grail went missing 250 years ago, and the gravestone were 1000 years old, you'd have something, but they're the other way around. Just because no one announced it's been found, doesn't mean no one knew where it is.

      The real reason it hasn't been found is that it doesn't fucking exist. But it would be cool to make people think that the inscription told where "the holy grail" was and lead them to another gravestone somewhere that says "ha ha sucker" on it...

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    3. Re:10 letters by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny
      Seriously, how much information can be in 10 letters?

      Heck of a lot.

    4. Re:10 letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      +0, too subtle.

    5. Re:10 letters by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      I'm a dork, but interestingly, the letters don't show up in sequence anywhere in the greek or latin bibles.

      At least, with spaces. Maybe I'll take out the spaces and try again.

    6. Re:10 letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run it through a stenographer.

    7. Re:10 letters by toleshei · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just need to hold a mirror up to it then... Makes sence if the painting is mirrored, maybe the letters are to.

    8. Re:10 letters by August_zero · · Score: 1

      If I can put on my tin-foil fedora for a second; I would think that the code by itself is meaningless, more likely it is a key to some other "clue" or scripture or something of that nature that may be contained elsewhere.

      I mean, if i was going to hide some religious artifact of immense spiritual importance, I would not put the whole map in one place for any fool to stumble upon it. It's like the legend of the secret formula to coca-cola: No one person has the whole thing, that way it's much harder to steal.

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    9. Re:10 letters by donbenot · · Score: 1

      The Grail DOES exist. The french have several of them in their castles you silly English knigot!

    10. Re:10 letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In many an out back pub in Australia you may see the following sign:
      IYBMABIWTY
      If you ask someone what it means, you will get the following answer;
      If you buy me a beer I will tell you

    11. Re:10 letters by ms1234 · · Score: 1

      G.R.A.I.L.I.N.Y.O.U ?

    12. Re:10 letters by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

      Your sig sounds like a Mitch Headburg joke. Nice!

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    13. Re:10 letters by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Seriously, how much information can be in 10 letters?

      What if base 1,000,000 is used? What if the 10 letters represent encoded data? What if they are a code which locates a string of text encoded `bible-code` style elsewhere?

  7. Maybe some iNTarWeB h4xx0rs can figure it by BenJeremy · · Score: 5, Funny

    LOL, WTF? IMO, IIRC, tho IANAL, this looks familiar!

    1. Re:Maybe some iNTarWeB h4xx0rs can figure it by duffel · · Score: 1

      http://www.acronymfinder.com can't find it... but it does recommend buying books on "douosvavvm" from amazon.

    2. Re:Maybe some iNTarWeB h4xx0rs can figure it by dourk · · Score: 1

      STFU, this could be important!

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    3. Re:Maybe some iNTarWeB h4xx0rs can figure it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it does recommend buying books on "douosvavvm" from amazon.

      Excellent advice. I suspect that any comprehensive work on "douosvavvm" would mention this inscription at least in passing.

    4. Re:Maybe some iNTarWeB h4xx0rs can figure it by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 3, Funny

      STFU!

  8. MOD PARENT DOWN! by djplurvert · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Paren post is goatse cx.

  9. I recognize that by TrunkLine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that the code for infinite lives on Contra?

    1. Re:I recognize that by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, that's Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-Select-Start ... which is also a popular backdoor code in many other video games from that era.

    2. Re:I recognize that by ffsnjb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Properly called the Konami Code. It has variations, such as the 60 lives for Bad Dudes on NES (Awesome sidescroller asskickin' game.) U D U D L R L R B A B A Select Start on the second controller. :)

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    3. Re:I recognize that by cavebear42 · · Score: 0

      actually, its up up down down left right (optional additional left right) b a select start.

      not that it was popular with "other video games from that era", it was the code to almost all Capcom brand games.

      FTR, it was 30 lives, not infinite.

      (recovering video game addict)

    4. Re:I recognize that by blincoln · · Score: 1

      it was the code to almost all Capcom brand games.

      Konami.

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    5. Re:I recognize that by Zak3056 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that's Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-Select-Start ... which is also a popular backdoor code in many other video games from that era.

      Actually, It's "Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A." The "Select" you're remembering was to choose two player mode, while "Start" of course started the game--but neither of the last two were actually part of the code.

      This was the standard "30 lives" (NOT infinite lives) cheat on NES games by Konami, and not just "many other games from that era."

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    6. Re:I recognize that by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      Not so. Select was indeed part of the code. I remember this because to get to a two player game you hit select twice. I'm pretty sure I'm correct about this because I have a warped recollection of the Konami code - having never played Contra except 2 player, I always mentally insert two select into the code.

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    7. Re:I recognize that by Gutzalpus · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. Select was most definitely not a part of the code. Get an emulator and check it out. If you want to do one player mode it's Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.

    8. Re:I recognize that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember it as the 30 lives code on Contra and Life Force (I think). It didn't have that effect in all the games that used it, though. In Gradius it gave full powerups, if I recall correctly (a variation using the L and R shoulder buttons was used for a similar purpose in Gradius 3 on the SNES, so it's possible I'm getting those confused).

      I know it was used in numerous other games, but I can't think of any right now... Super C (sequel to Contra) used a similar but different code that I can never remember. It gave 10 lives instead of 30.

      As a side note, gameskins sells (or used to sell) a shirt containing a code that they claimed* was for infinite lives in Contra. I've never been able to confirm the existance of any such code in any version of the game released in any country. Don't know where they got the idea from.

      *They didn't actually claim it explicitly, but at one time the page also included a link to the gamefaqs Contra page containing the code as "proof" that they got it right. They had removed the link last time I checked, presumably because gamefaqs removed the code (and rightly so, since it most likely doesn't actually exist).

    9. Re:I recognize that by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      Quite true. also i made a mistake in saying that the second left right was optional when i mean to say that a second b a was optional

    10. Re:I recognize that by Qubertio · · Score: 1

      In the interest of being completely anal, in Contra only, the code was up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-B-A. Later iterations of the code (Life Force, Gradius, etc) lopped of the final B-A.

      The code is not exclusively limited to Konami games, either; it also appears in Sunsoft's Kid Klown for the NES.

    11. Re:I recognize that by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I have a pretty good memory and I'm pretty sure that Contra only required one B-A. Unless of course there were variants on the game (for release outside the US, for instance).

      In theory anybody with an emulator can check it out...

  10. nes! by dema · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another mind boggler...

    U U D D L R L R B A S

    I need more lower case letters so that this will actually post, hehe.

    1. Re:nes! by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      U U D D L R L R B A S
      That's wrong. It is U D U D L R L R B A B A Se St
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    2. Re:nes! by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      thats the infinite health cheat for halo in the ps2 isnt it? Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right Back Arrow Square????

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    3. Re:nes! by Junta · · Score: 1

      Actually, the code is done before select or start.
      Select selected the two player option and the start was simply the same as normally starting.

      Only on slashdot would such a debate arise....

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    4. Re:nes! by mtnharo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, yours is a code from TMNT 2 for NES. The first one is the "Konami code" which gave you 30 lives in the original Contra, and was used in several other games as well.

      My appologies if this was already obvious.

    5. Re:nes! by dema · · Score: 1

      Haha is it? I was actually referring to the old Konami one on NES: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.

    6. Re:nes! by Krunaldo · · Score: 1

      Halo dosen't exist for ps2... Just accept it, they got bought by Microsoft...

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    7. Re:nes! by blanks · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that you could also throw in a Select before start to give you 30 characters and have 2 players (each player would then have 30 lives).

    8. Re:nes! by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      The select and start weren't actually part of the code; it's just that you needed to press them in order to start the game. If you didn't press select then you would selec 1P, but if you hit select it selected 2P.

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    9. Re:nes! by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      haha so it doesnt..but then neither does the "arrow" button

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    10. Re:nes! by Kevin108 · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I thought! Except I concluded that Konami knows where the Holy Grail is...

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    11. Re:nes! by chris_eineke · · Score: 1
      yours is a code from TMNT 2 for NES
      No, it's for Probobector (sp?) for the Gameboy :)
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  11. how do they know? by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    after reading the article, no one suggests that it could be complete jibberish. How do they know it's not completely random? There's people out there like myself who enough of a bastard to do exactly that to baffle people for as long as the memorial exists...

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    1. Re:how do they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      no one suggests that it could be complete jibberish.

      Not sure what's in the cbsnews.com article (American TV news *rolls eyes*), but in the PA News article it does say:

      Christine Large, director at Bletchley Park, said there were a number of possibilities the codebreakers had to consider.

      One was that the letters were meaningless and etched on the monument to tease future generations.

    2. Re:how do they know? by omicronish · · Score: 1

      after reading the article, no one suggests that it could be complete jibberish. How do they know it's not completely random? There's people out there like myself who enough of a bastard to do exactly that to baffle people for as long as the memorial exists...

      That's such a cool idea. My tombstone will be the most cryptic ever, and most meaningless one at that. :D Centuries from now my descendents can spend their lives pouring over the meaning where meaning is nonexistent, and... I guess I'll be somehow laughing in my grave.

    3. Re:how do they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back when vanity license plates had just become popular, I had the idea of getting one that meant nothing at all, e.g. XMURZV, and laugh at people who tried to figure out what it said.

  12. Holy Grail by xgamer04 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they really want to know where the Holy Grail is, they should just ask the old man in Scene 24.

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    1. Re:Holy Grail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was great in the alternate ending:
      "Stop! Err ye cross the Sea of Fate, answer these questions four-score and eight!"

  13. I have the decoded answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MEIN LEBEN

  14. I know what it means! by ajutla · · Score: 4, Funny

    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M, eh? That's easy. It stands for "Does Our Universe Often Say Very Ambiguous Variegated...." oh. I give up. Don't listen to me, I'm a moron. I apologize. That could have been really funny in the hands of the right /.er. Me, I dropped the ball and said something amazingly stupid. I think I'm gonna go cry now.

    1. Re:I know what it means! by croddy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just ran it through ROT13 and it came up Y.H.B.T.Y.H.L.H.A.N.D. ... whatever *that* means.

    2. Re:I know what it means! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D - O U O S V A V V - M

      "Out of your own sweet vale Alicia vanish vanity 'twixt deity and man."

    3. Re:I know what it means! by rkaa · · Score: 1

      You're all wrong. The letters - for some reason - are turned clockwise as they go along. They are screwed, so to speak. So what looks like VV is actually LL. And what looks like a M is actually a W. Thus, it all boils down to one simple question:

      Do you swallow?

    4. Re:I know what it means! by blincoln · · Score: 2, Funny

      Y.H.B.T.Y.H.L.H.A.N.D

      I see even the ancients weren't above dropping a sarcastic "have a nice day" at the end of their posts.

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    5. Re:I know what it means! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Y...h....b....t.......y...h.....l......H....a.n... .d
      You Have Been Tricked You Haxor Luser Have A Nice Day
    6. Re:I know what it means! by brarrr · · Score: 2, Funny

      try running it through again, you should get something useful.

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    7. Re:I know what it means! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ROT13 algorhythm do you use?!? It's Q.B.H.B.F.I.N.I.I.Z.

    8. Re:I know what it means! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people evidently don't know what this means:

      You Have Been Trolled
      You Have Lost
      Have A Nice Day

    9. Re:I know what it means! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it means:
      You have been TROLLED, you HAVE LOST, have a nice day.

    10. Re:I know what it means! by rkaa · · Score: 1

      That one really deserved top score. To evolve on this further: The replica of Poussin's painting "Les Bergers d'Arcadie" is *mirrored* on the monument and provides the first key to the slightly twisted nature of this enigma. As well as to what letters are twisted, and where:

      -The "angel" in the image looks towards the END of the letters when mirrored.
      -The three shepherds indicate the number of characters in question. So we can concentrate on the three last letters. The shephers arms reveal the rest:
      When mirrored, the first shepherds arm forms the letter L.
      The second shephers arm form the letter V
      The third shepherds *arms* (both) together, shape the letter W.

      Now: Pointy hands / arms are easily transfigured to the pointing handles of a watch. And hints that we should twist something clockwise.

      Yet an indication that we're dealing with "a timepiece" is how the letters are organized:
      The lower location of the "D" and "M" shape a dial, the letters are placed on the top of a circle.

      So what the picture says is approximately "Turn the letters clockwise. Switch L for V. Then turn again, the last one too, and you get a "W".

      It really spells the issue out so loud and clear it's hard to ignore..

      So - Apply this to the three last letters on the "Shepherd's monument", and what looked like a latin enigma change nature and suddenly read as three simple english words.

      And still.. it is indeed a reference to the location of the holy grail - the legends clue was right there: In a tongue in cheek manner it refers to the ONLY holy grail known to man. One which when applied right is indeed powerful enough to give eternal life - passed on from generation to generation.

      So again: The carving's humorous message to future readers is simply:

      D.O. U.O. S.V.A.L.L.W.

      Quote Homer Simpson: "It's funny cause it's true" :)

  15. translated by axonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

    1. Re:translated by BillTheKatt · · Score: 1

      Dang, I was just gonna post that!

  16. That's Easy by MBCook · · Score: 4, Funny
    That's easy to decipher. It does there where the holy grail is:

    I.S. O.V.R. T.H.E.R.E

    Unfortunatly, the arrow that would accompany the message must have gotten rubbed off.

    :)

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    1. Re:That's Easy by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, over there alright, right next to that big pile of hidden Iraqi WMDs...

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    2. Re:That's Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I don't think it could be in Syria, but you never know....

  17. Old codebreakers by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
    Former code-breakers from Britain's World War II intelligence center at Bletchley Park

    Most old geezers sit around and do the cryptic crossword when they retire. I guess these guys need something a little more challenging. :)

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  18. I believe it translates to something like... by taped2thedesk · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... "He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'."

    He must have died while carving it.

    1. Re:I believe it translates to something like... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      "'"...Through the desert, over the mountains, 'till you find the Canyon of the Crescent Moon." Now we know there's a city with an oasis due east here. He knew everything except where to start'. 'Well now we know', Yes now we know, D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.'"

      I know it was really poorly paraphrased, but Monty Python was just getting to much air time.

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    2. Re:I believe it translates to something like... by EngMedic · · Score: 3, Funny

      "he must have died while carving it"
      perhaps he was dictating?

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    3. Re:I believe it translates to something like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF did this get modded informative???

    4. Re:I believe it translates to something like... by Richard+A+Lake · · Score: 1

      Some people think funny should affect karma and as a way around it mod funny things something else

    5. Re:I believe it translates to something like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He carved "aaaaaagggh" instead of the name of the place?

    6. Re:I believe it translates to something like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you mistranslated. It should be

      "He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of *$^!%#@0 [NO CARRIER]"

  19. O T T F F S S E _ ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fill in the blank.

    1. Re:O T T F F S S E _ ? by emullin · · Score: 1

      N, of course...

  20. Let the silly guesses begin.. by DaveLatham · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Do Orcas Under Oceans Swim Very Acrobatically Via Virtuous Movement?

  21. Re: Cryptic Code stumps experts by manavendra · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Some believe it is a private message to a deceased beloved
    i tell you they wont be pleased to find after all this toil that is just some sleazy steamy message to someone's girlfriend...or boyfriend!
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  22. nah, just misinterpred by Keruo · · Score: 5, Funny

    clearly it was test run with enigma and says:
    F.I.R.S.T._.P.O.S.T

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  23. Where is the "D"? by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    I can't see the D in the picture.

    I'm sure /. can solve this!

    1. Re:Where is the "D"? by Junta · · Score: 2, Informative

      The D and M are below the rest it says in the article.

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    2. Re:Where is the "D"? by Pixie_From_Hell · · Score: 1
      I can't see the D in the picture.
      From the article (which I read, despite the obvious pointlessness of it all):

      Below the image is a line of letters - O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V - and beneath that on either end, the letters D and M.
      So the D is probably obscured by the woman's hand in the photo.
    3. Re:Where is the "D"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA

      "Below the image is a line of letters - O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V - and beneath that on either end, the letters D and M."

    4. Re:Where is the "D"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The D is to the left of the woman's hand. It's faint, but visible.

    5. Re:Where is the "D"? by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Looks like I should have RTFA :)

    6. Re:Where is the "D"? by Prowl · · Score: 1

      This should have been posted in "Ask Slashdot"

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  24. Article is missing details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen it. It's actually a three line inscription. The entire text reads as follows:

    S T E A L U N D E R W E A R
    D O U O S V A V V M
    P R O F I T !

    1. Re:Article is missing details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be...

      1. develop new idea
      2. D O U O S V A V V M
      3. PROFIT !

    2. Re:Article is missing details by typobox43 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The biggest mystery of Slashdot - what exactly is ??? - may be solved if we discover the meaning of this code.

    3. Re:Article is missing details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought the missing step '???' usually turned out to be 'eBay'. This was mentioned in a comment to an earlier Slashdot article, but I cannot for the love of god find it, so there's no link to it here. Slashdot's comment-search facility only covers the subjects of the posted comments, and not their bodies :-(

      Now, in what way does 'D O U O S V A V V M' equate to 'eBay', and how will that help us locate the Holy Grail?

    4. Re:Article is missing details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought somebody else knew

  25. Not so easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Focusing on the 10 letters alone is probably not enough. Perhaps one has to see it in a larger context, perhaps with the eight other monuments. Maybe you have to figure out why some of the letters are lower than the others, why the picture above is a mirror image of a famous painting, what the changes in the picture hinted at in the article means etc. Perhaps there's a whole lot more clues that nobody has even found yet. Perhaps you must be fluent in Persian or Egyptian to get the puzzle...

    What we need is a real world Daniel Jackson.

  26. ROT-13? by BinBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    QBHBFINIIZ. Nope. I give up.

    1. Re:ROT-13? by cubal · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, that's the second *different* ROT-13 of the message I've seen on this article... lucky they're not getting /. to decrypt it I guess ;-)

  27. Inconceivable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOUOS's? I don't think they exist.

    Va-va-voom!

  28. I believe I know... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    ...given the location and time it was written it could only mean one thing!

    Eat Spam!

  29. A Y B A B T U by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's an ancient Greek slogan, often used to commemorate the Greeks' victories over their opponents in war. Curiously, the slogan is not grammatically correct, even in the original Greek, but the fractured phrase, once established, was never corrected out of deference to tradition.

    So in English, it roughly translates as:

    All
    Your
    Base
    Are
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  30. NPR covered this a few days ago... by rubenmiranda · · Score: 0

    ...complete with interview.

  31. I got it by dr_funk · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dianne's Only Uterus Outta Say Vigoursly And Violently Vomitt Meat

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    1. Re:I got it by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Do Our Uncles Offer Smiling Ventures At Vintage Vermont Men?

    2. Re:I got it by Graemee · · Score: 1

      Do Our Uncles Offer Smiling Ventures At Vintage Vermont Men? Sounds like a south park song.

  32. Ask Google for help... by Pentagram · · Score: 1

    The quickest way of working out what it means might be to ask Google if you can use their database to search for any contiguous series of words beginning with D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.

    If Google wouldn't do this, the first thing I'd do is try the same thing with a dictionary of quotations.

  33. The Solution.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In the original painting on which this monument is based, the letters are on two lines:
    -- O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V. --
    D. ---------------- M.
    Uhh, perhaps it's simply a reference to the line of poetry, "Out of your own sweet vale alicia vanish vanity 'twixt deity and man, thou Shepherdess the way"?
    1. Re:The Solution.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds about on the money. I just finnished reading "The Widows Son" by Robert Anton Wilson last night, and as usual after reading a RAW book synchronicity leaps out and attacks me. If you don't know what that means read the book. Hell just read it anyway. It'll tell you where the grail is, it's closer thn you think. :-)

      If you're really intrested, apply schoolboy humour to the line of poetry in the parent (a schoolboy who's studied classics though...) Freemasons love this kind of thing and it was probably one of their lot who had the thing commisioned, if so the 'true' meaning will probably be a really bad pun in about 7 languages.

  34. The best possible answer is obvious. by rufusdufus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best possible answer, barring actually finding the holy grail, is quoted in the article.
    "Lord Lichfield's grandmother believed it stood for the opening letters of a line of verse: "Out of your own sweet vale Alicia vanish vanity 'twixt deity and man." based on a poem by Anna Seward.

    How would it be possible to come up with a better explanation? This woman was of the family and is in the best possition to know. Think about it: what type of answer could satisfy such a short "code" better?

    Its like reading Nostradamus: you will find patterns if you look hard enough.

    1. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by rokzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes it explains perfectly why the D and M are below and far apart - 'twixt isn't in the quote but is cleverly implied by the formatting.I'm amazed they don't just accept this.

    2. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by elbobo · · Score: 3, Informative

      what type of answer could satisfy such a short "code" better?

      One that matched the letters?

    3. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm amazed they don't just accept this.

      C'mon man, you can't get much of a research grant and/or publicity by simply accepting a valid explanation!

    4. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by orangepeel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      *sigh*

      It does match the letters. The word "betwixt" means "between". In this poetic case, betwixt has been shortened to 'twixt. So, that translates to:

      "Out of your own sweet vale Alicia vanish vanity between deity and man."

      And if you read the article, you'd know that the inscription actually reads:

      O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.

      With the D and M lower than the rest of the inscription.

      Clear now?

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    5. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't see how the U fits. If the word was "you," that'd be lame but acceptable. I don't think U can be used for "your" though.

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    6. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by orangepeel · · Score: 1

      You're right - I posted that way too quickly. That said, we're talking about a 250 year old poem, not a 2 month old legal document. I think the original poster (and the earlier posters attributed this to much ado about nothing) is correct: the explanation provided by the family member is the most probable.

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    7. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by orangepeel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Posting to my own response, but oh well...

      I finally found some more information and pictures of the inscription. See the BBC Radio 4 program from May 12th. Includes an audio interview with the Bletchley Park director.

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    8. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by tootlemonde · · Score: 1

      This woman was of the family and is in the best possition to know.

      It appears her explanation was not based on any specific inside knowledge. As she explains in a letter, the interpretation "popped straight into my head", as she puts it, one day as she stared at the letters.

      She suggests some other connections between the lines and the painting but another investigator calls her hypothesis "an intriguing red herring".

    9. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, everyone l33t knows it should be "Ur".

      The love-dumb carving-initials-in-trees crowd of the time liked to use "I L U" for "I love you". It's not much of a stretch.

    10. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't see how the U fits. If the word was "you," that'd be lame but acceptable. I don't think U can be used for "your" though. Mystery solved, it must have been carved by Prince.

    11. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by lovecult · · Score: 1

      The "poem solution" ignores the context of the letters.
      Unless, the relief of the shepards is somehow alluded to in the poem

      Most of the poster who are saying "it might not mean anything", are missing an important point -
      The inscription meant something to the person who wrote it.

      The aim of the Lawns is to find out what the designer was thinking when he/she commisioned it.

      Yes, you will find meaningful patterns if you read Nostradamus.
      For example, you will find out what he was thought he was seeing.
      You will discover things about the written language of his time-period, and probably make sound conclusion about the nature of his literacy.
      You may find out interesting things about his of rythem in poetry.
      Or, if you put him in the context of his time, even find out about prophetic poetry and religeous believes of his era.

      Just because something is weirdass and enigmatic doesn't mean that there are no depths of meaning in it.

    12. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by andyclap · · Score: 1

      From the BBC site:
      > They will also be using the famous Enigma machine to help them in their quest.

      So how's that going to help? Do we really need it encrypted further?

      The machine designed by Turing to assist the manual decryption of the Engima machines' output at Bletchley was called the Bombe.
      I could go on (colussus etc), but it's all covered concisely here: http://www.bletchleypark.org.uk/

      This is purely an example of "New British Journalism", i.e. it's simply a press release to increase the profile of Bletchley's conference facilities.

    13. Re:The best possible answer is obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actualy funny to see that lots of those comments from BBC listenera also appear here.

  35. Fascinating... by Junta · · Score: 3, Informative

    Good old google shows a relatively interesting page with respect to this with more potential background:
    http://www.veling.nl/anne/templars/re nnes-sion.htm l

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    1. Re:Fascinating... by Maudib · · Score: 1

      This is one of the most absurd websites I have ever scene. My god, its... perfect.

  36. I've figured it out by FrenZon · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just an acronym!:

    D.O.U.O.S.B.A.V.V.M:
    "Deadly Odour: Underpants Or Socks Violently Aromatic - Very Very Manky."

    1. Re:I've figured it out by thebigmacd · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot the "B" :D

  37. Why don't they just... by gt25500 · · Score: 1

    google it?

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  38. Here it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Online Users Our Stories' Variety Are Very Very Mundane

    The early English obviously had trouble with subject verb agreements.

  39. Too Much Fiction Lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fodder for the sequel to The Da Vinci Code. A plant / hoax? Perhaps. Maybe we'll find out someday.

  40. Cryptanalysis requires more data by omnirealm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The entropy of the English language is 1.5 bits per character (as an example; other languages have other entropy characteristics). When performing cryptanalysis on ciphertext derived from English plaintext, the cryptographer can determine whether or not he has achieved successful decryption by calculating this entropy on the result. The accuracy of the entropy derivation depends largely on the quantity of the data used to calculate the entropy.

    It appears that the message D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. does not carry near enough information to derive any meaningful statistical information of the sort. This means pretty much that any potential decryption is as good as any other. In the worst case scenario, this message is the result of a one-time pad, in which case it is completely futile to attempt to decrypt it; even if P is proven to be equal to NP, one-time pads still maintain their security, since all possible decryptions are equally probable. Perhaps some information get be gleaned from the context of the message (the fact that it is either Latin or Greek and based on some historical happening).

    In any case, I get the feeling that this particular puzzle is going to be eternally unsolved. There will be plenty of equally feasible decipherments based on defendable premises, but we will never know for sure.

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    1. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by mrgeometry · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Welllll.... They are not trying to do a substitution cypher or anything. The idea is that the letters are a sequence of initials for words in some quotation or something.

      There can't be all that many quotations, or even meaningful phrases, with two consecutive words that start with V (and three out of four contiguous words), can there? Witness the incredibly awkward attempts to come up with "joke" answers in other posts on this page. And the line of poetry is pretty awkward, too. So those V's would seem to impose some pretty strong conditions after all---giving hope that there might be a unique meaningful answer. Not much hope, though. (Still, as mentioned elsewhere, there's a lot of "side" info: the painting, etc.) We'll see.

      zach

    2. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the large number of V's would suggest that it in indeed in Latian.

      Is it possible that the letters refer to some old grid reference?

      instead of N23 W12. its these letters?

    3. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless those V's are really Roman numerals.

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    4. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by apraetor · · Score: 1

      D = 500
      M = 1000 ..nobody has mentioned that yet, even though the inscription is between those two numerals.

    5. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, I get the feeling that this particular puzzle is going to be eternally unsolved. There will be plenty of equally feasible decipherments based on defendable premises, but we will never know for sure.

      unless perhaps they find the golden love-bucket by using it...

    6. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you suggest a one time pad for this? There is no way it is, and you are just trying to make yourself look smarter than you are. You can't get chicks with crypto buddy. Better buy a nice car, or a nice watch or something.

    7. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by MrIrwin · · Score: 1
      "entropy of the English language"


      You like others here seem to assume it is in English. Given the date it is just as likely to be Latin.

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    8. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      It's just the initials of the guy's kids in the order they were born. Can't anyone else see that??

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    9. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't get chicks with crypto buddy.

      Actually, you can.

      But you have to know a lot more than that guy does.

    10. Re:Cryptanalysis requires more data by hobbsbutcher · · Score: 1

      Obviously you're wrong because those five notes from Close Encounters of the Third Kind were able to lead the scientists to Devil's Tower! Let's see you refute that!

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  41. indiana jones by aqui10 · · Score: 1

    All they have to do is look up George Lucas and ask him after all Indy found it Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

  42. I know! by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny
    b e s u r e t o d r i n k y o u r o v a l t i n e

    ... a crummy commercial?

  43. decoded by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 3, Funny

    don't overanalyze unusual old scriptures,
    verily always void of valuable meaning

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    1. Re:decoded by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      don't overanalyze unusual old scriptures, verily always void of valuable meaning

      Pretty good. How about "virtually always..." ?

    2. Re:decoded by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      nicely improved

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  44. Give it the DaVinci code guy by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Give it to Robert Langdon and Sophie, his cryptographer girlfriend. They'll make a bunch of bullshit guesses, and most of them will be accurate and lead them to the correct answer.

    Of course, it won't point out the final resting place of the Grail. They already know where that is.

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  45. Better break it fast by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    before England gats a DMCA law.

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  46. But that's not all... by Junta · · Score: 4, Informative

    Looking at just the letters is misleading. The letters are on a monument with a mirror image of a known painting, and even within the letters, the D and M are positioned differently, and there are the words 'Et in arcadia ego' with the image.

    Add to that that other aspects of the monument may be significant, or there may be significance in the context of other monuments in the garden and/or other entities.

    Now as to whether it will be solved, can be solved without knowledge of an inside joke, or even contains interesting subject matter at all is one issue. If it does have meaning, I would give it better odds of being figured out than a plain 10-letter inscription.

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  47. Simpsons Quote by prozac79 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And who was "D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M."? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?

    I know! Let's use technology to bring him back.

    Wow! What's normal to him amazes us.

    He is a lot smarter than his sister "M.V.V.A.V.S.O.U.O.D" of whom we no nothing.

    He will be our new god.

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  48. "Et in Arcadia Ego" by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    Nicolas Poussin's rendition of the four Arcadian shepherds.

    Perhaps the meaning of the cipher can be divined by running the Ecologues through a suitable perl script.

  49. Popular back then, too... by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on... It's quite obvious that it's a cheat mode for a popular 18th century FPS. D O U O S V A V V M = Extra Ammo

    Duh.

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    1. Re:Popular back then, too... by nytmare · · Score: 1

      Quake II Spoiler Speaking of FPS, there is this secret text message on the Research Lab map of Quake II that no one's ever really figured out: A.H.D.S.S.I.B.H. bjjc

    2. Re:Popular back then, too... by AnotherFreakboy · · Score: 1

      You need to take into account the positioning, and the liklihood of Latin being used. So it actually reads:

      O U O S V A V V = Deus Mode

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    3. Re:Popular back then, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Come on... It's quite obvious that it's a cheat mode for a popular 18th century FPS. D O U O S V A V V M = Extra Ammo

      Unfortunately English FPS game players didn't find out about this cheat code until January 14th 1784...


      Duh.

      Exactly !!

      P.S DOUUOSVAVVM = Dump Our Useless Over Seas.... :)

  50. i fart in your general direction! by samhalliday · · Score: 4, Funny

    your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

  51. D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deranged otters usually operate slow vehicles and various valuable machines

    1. Re:D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      You forget the classic enternel question:
      • WHO would John do?
      • Who was Josie doing?
      • Who was Jamie's Dad?
      • Wet Wild Jackrabbit Dates.

      I'm going to be so busy in hell running into everyone I know...

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    2. Re:D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      With all the things that are sins, and all the stuff I've done over the years, and the people I've done them with, I'll have a good collection of friends there when they day comes. :)

      Well, that is unless thoughts really are just a simply side effect of electrical impulses shooting across some wierd cells, and when the electrical impulses stop, so do we.

      Obviously divine control over the universe has failed to sort us so far, so why should I think that it would do any better at the next level?

      Why's there a thunderstorm forming over my house, and {{{ ZAP }}}

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  52. Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do not decrypt the above message! Contains early goatse!

  53. D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by ActiveSX · · Score: 0, Redundant

    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M.

    Distributed Object Unary Orthogonal System for VLIW Across Varied Virtual Machines

  54. Or the old favorite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    O B O
    A G I
    E L
    M P A
    1. Re:Or the old favorite... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      S A T O R
      A R E P O
      T E N E T
      O P E R A
      R O T A S

      Hehe, so yeah like huh. Need to fill up space, why not a link? link

  55. The rigth question should be... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    ... we will find the answer in one of the future Neal Stephenson books? Out of context could look as extracted from one of the Cryptonomicon prequels.

  56. Wednesday's Independent featured this too by dizzyduck · · Score: 3, Informative
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  57. Re:Sekret message 4 MICHAEL SIMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think michael reads all the hate posts about him and crys himself to sleep every night?

  58. so what happened...the date has passed by deft · · Score: 1

    "The first attempt at cracking the code will take place on Tuesday May 11th at 12pm at Shugborough Estate"

    Its May 15th.... did someone find the grail but it just didnt make the news? Damn, must have been a car chase ont hat night, got pre-empted.

    I love LA!

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  59. Rabbits by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 1
    Legend says it reveals the location of the Holy Grail.

    Beware of white rabbit with big pointy teeth and a mean streak a mile long!

  60. In related news... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

    The MPAA recently commissioned Lawrence Livermore Laboratories to create a working time machine, in order to seek litigation against the first known cracker of CSS.

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  61. Number stations by Doomrat · · Score: 2

    I'm still waiting for somebody to successfully crack a numbers station, despite the theoretical impossibiliy of doing so.

    okno, okno, okno... 1 6 44 59 34 alpha kilo lima...
    1. Re:Number stations by BCoates · · Score: 1

      Do we even know enough about numbers stations to know if they're sending something (like properly-implemented OTP) theoretically impossible to crack? I mean, some of them could just be sending numbers for a codebook or a simple cypher or something...

  62. I think it's a prophetic question... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
    "Do Others Utilize Over Slashdot Various Arbitrarily Vacuous Versions of Microsoft products?"

    Maybe it's a warning against browsing /. using IE.

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  63. Don't Panic!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on people, it obviously says 42.

  64. Random letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had nothing cool to put as caption for my high school year book photo, so I filled it with random capitalized letters. Maybe this guy had the same problem.

  65. Re:Sekret message 4 MICHAEL SIMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing how fast that went down, I'd have to say Yes; yes I imagine you DO read all the hate posts about yourself, Mr Sims.

  66. arethusa! by ncurses · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course it's random numbers generated by the Arethusa algorithm seeded with the string "COMSTOCK".

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  67. Multiple meanings by Aneurysm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with such a small amount of "code" to go on, it is possible that many people will find different ways to explain it. For example the explanation in the article that it is an acronym for the words in a line of a poem. Another person may decide that it is a reference to Greek literature. However it is very possible that many little coincidences can be found to match and fit with the code, so we will probably never know the TRUE intention of the message.

  68. No, I've got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to my decryption device, it says:

    b e s u r e t o d r i n k y o u r o v a l t i n e

    1. Re:No, I've got it. by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

      Classic movie! I've never seen so many references to movies in a post! This is awesome. From what I can reckon I know the truth... it was written by some kid... practicing his handwriting.

  69. Easy by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Roughly translated, it mean It means "I have the worlds worst luck when it comes to scrabble. I have recorded my initial set of tiles here for posterity."

  70. It's a riddle. by lecithin · · Score: 1

    Gandalf, what's the Elvish word for friend?

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    1. Re:It's a riddle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mellon

  71. It's a shame by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

    They probably died before they could buy a vowel.

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  72. I thought that... by advance512 · · Score: 1

    ...the holy grail is the bloodline of Jesus Christ?

    Didn't the writer of this article read the Da Vinci Code?!

    Ignorance is everywhere!

  73. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  74. Its in Rosyln Chapel by cruachan · · Score: 1

    I thought everyone knew that the Holy Grail is buried in the Apprentice Pillar at Rosslyn Chapel?

    http://www.rosslynchapel.org.uk/

  75. Could be Magic. by Lordetern · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Those letters could be the makings for a magic word. During medival times it was believed that words and letters could be arranged in specific patterns to create magical affects. An example of this is the word Abacadabra, Which though funny sounding today was actually thought to posses magical powers. If you look at how it is spelled you can see a diffinite pattern A, B, A again, then C, Back to A, and so forth. I don't remember what it is supposed to do exactly. However, I do know that in order to make it work you had to write it and not say it.

    1. Re:Could be Magic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some think it might be a form of the word "Abraxas" which was used on amuletts of luck in Egypt and Syria. It was often writen down as a triangle with one less letter each time, but also spoken out loud to cure fever etc.

      a b r a c a d a b r a
      a b r a c a d a b r
      a b r a c a d a b
      a b r a c a d a
      a b r a c a d
      a b r a c a
      a b r a c
      a b r a
      a b r
      a b
      a

      Now you can skip your next medical :)

    2. Re:Could be Magic. by ars · · Score: 1
      Erm, no. It's an Aramaic word: abra cadabra - which any speaker of Hebrew (which is the parent language of Aramaic) could translate for you: abra means "will be created" and cadabra means "acording to my words".

      PS. You left out the r.

      Found on the web:

      In explaining the usage of "Abra K'dabara" in the dialogue's title, Cooper points out that both words may be derived from Semitic language. If one removes the 'a' from 'abra,' the remaing word 'bra' means 'to create' in Hebrew. 'Dabara' signifies 'I will say'; combining the words results roughly in the phrase "I will create like what I will say."
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  76. Some SQL to solve it by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

    Select Webpages From Google Where Upper(Words) like "D% O% U% O% S% V% A% V% V% M%"

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    1. Re:Some SQL to solve it by babbage · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Select Webpages From Google Where [...]

      You laugh, but have you actually tried it?

      Modifying the README's sample script slightly (the garbage filter isn't letting me do the SQL statement above):

      use DBI;

      my $dbh = DBI->connect("dbi:google:", $KEY);
      my $sth = $dbh->prepare(qq[
      SELECT title, URL FROM google WHERE Upper(q) like "DOUOSVAVVM"

      ]);

      while (my $r = $sth->fetchrow_hashref) {
      ...

      So you can actually use Google as your database! :-)

    2. Re:Some SQL to solve it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you can actually use Google as your database! :-)
      Eh. Yes and no...
      $dbh->do("INSERT INTO google VALUES (...)");
      Didn't think so. :-)
  77. Greek or Latin? Doubtful. by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Latin had no letter "U"; the letter "V" was used to render both U and V, and even post-Roman inscriptions tend to follow this practice when quoting Latin. Greek has its own alphabet, so a Latin alphabet acronym for a Greek phrase doesn't make much sense.

    Also, the article translates "Et in Arcadia Ego" as "And I was in Arcadia, too." This is incorrect. There is no verb in that phrase: it reads "And in Arcadia I". That's one reason why this painting is seen to be so enigmatic. This could be the first part of a sentence, though the pronoun "ego" would be superfluous in a complete sentence since the verb conjugation would identify the sentence as first-person singular. Or, it could mean "And in Arcadia, I" (i.e. the last part of a sentence such as "In Rome, there is Caesar, and in Arcadia, [there is] I.") Or the "I" could be a Roman numeral one. Any way you look at it, the article's translation is off.

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  78. D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damnable Odorous Unscrupulous Open Source Vandals Always Vilify Valiant Microsoft

    [Sits back and awaits the mods]

  79. I know! I know! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

    It must be an equivalent to TDNMATBICPLY :-D

  80. DO UOS VAV VM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.ca/search?q=DO+UOS+VAV+VM&ie=UTF -8&hl=en&meta=

    DO, UOS and VAV come up very close together in some hits yet are distinct... holy grail here I come!

  81. It's just a bait by mrpotato · · Score: 1

    If you rot-13 the letters, you get:

    Y.H.B.T .H.A.N.D.

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  82. L.O.L. by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    l.o.l.a.f.a.i.c.s.t.i.j.a.t.l.a. ;)

    (I can't caps. It's like YELLING.)

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  83. Similar historical enigma by BlightThePower · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was reading in a book about Heroic Failures there was a case that many local historians got interested in; a stone in a graveyard marked "HWP". Rubbings were taken and dispatched to the British Museum for analysis and opinion. Local historians dug deep in their archives, but it still remained a mystery. The brevity of the inscription was pondered by some (an unknown man who came to die in the villiage) others wondered about its positioning at the edge of the graveyard (perhaps the grave of someone 'unworthy'?) To confuse matters more, the rough masonry work dated the stone somewhat earlier than the surrounding graves.

    That was until someone got in touch with a former vicar, who informed them the mysterious "HWP" was in fact...Hot Water Pipe.

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    1. Re:Similar historical enigma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who has hot water outside?

      A security system: they wanted to scald potential grave robbers?

    2. Re:Similar historical enigma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You have to consider the age of the church (ie. easily three times the age of the USA).

      Put simply: heating. Presumably between the boiler house and the church.

  84. Channel 4 Countdown Conundrum ... by Dark$ide · · Score: 2, Funny
    Clearly this is the final round from the pilot show for Countdown before Richard Whiteley and Carol Vorderman started on Channel 4.

    Sorry, only the British /. readers will understand this.

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  85. Let me see.... D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M by Gruturo · · Score: 3, Funny

    IDDQD
    IDKFA
    IDCLIP (or IDSPISPOPD)

    Hmm... no.

    DNKROZ
    DNHYPER
    DNITEMS
    DNWEAPONS

    neither.

    /god
    /give all
    /noclip

    bah. Beats me.

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    1. Re:Let me see.... D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be a geek hangout when DNKROZ and DNHYPER make more sense than DKNY.

  86. 10 to 1 it's a dirty limerick in latin by Graemee · · Score: 1

    Maybe leave out the prepositions and it may have a shot. But then again I'm not into poetry or latin, only what I've read on the urinal walls. And I didn't see much latin there.

    There was an old man from Nantuket...
    Oh what the F...

  87. D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't they just google it.

  88. a little something to think about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i had an idea and tried something, if the painting is mirrored, could the text have been written using a mirrored alphabet?

    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz -> zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba?

    this would make DOUOSVAVVM into WFLFHEZEEN...

    just my .2$

    -Naksu (who can't be arsed to remember his ./ password right now)

    1. Re:a little something to think about by KnacTheMife · · Score: 1

      ahh, so its a beer then

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  89. Maybe It's The 18th Century Version Of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...YHBT...?

  90. It probably reads... by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

    It probably reads:

    If you can read this after 1998 you are violating the DMCA.
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  91. Found a site with a close-up photo of the monument by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was looking through all these posts to see if anyone had placed a link to a picture of the actual monument, and couldn't find one, so I poked around a bit, and found a photo of the monument here. Just click on the one on the right and you can see a bigger version.

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  92. Problems with decipherment by JayBees · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are two problems with deciphering this:

    1) No one knows if it is meant to be difficult to crack, or if it is just an abbreviated message to someone who would know instantly what it meant. This is an important distinction, because it determines if solving this thing is in the domain of linguists, or of cryptographers. Linguists decipher things which are not maliciously written to be obtuse (e.g., Champollion didn't have to crack any codes to figure out Egyptian Hieroglyphs, he solved it because he knew several languages and made some educated guesses based on his cultural knowledge). On the other hand, cryptographers decipher things which *are* meant to be obfuscated. This is done primarily through mathematical analyses, rather than historical and cultural knowledge. This is the reason that no cryptographer has been responsible for the decipherment of a language. This problem has been exploited in the past, such as the famous use of Navajo in World War II to confuse German code-breakers. Cryptographers can exploit the qualities of a language (such as examining letter frequency), but they aren't even sure what language this thing is in!

    2) The sample set is staggeringly small. Whether you are deciphering a language or a code, it's extremely difficult (and generally close to impossible) to do so without several different, lengthy samples. Often, people make the claim that something is "gibberish" when there's only one or two samples (as someone does in this article). This is really a baseless claim, since there are probably *dozens* of valid decipherments of anything. This is the sole reason why so many undeciphered languages have not been deciphered (e.g., Etruscan and Linear A).

    When I read the summary, the first thing I thought of was the Phaistos Disk. It was found on Crete in 1908 (at Phaistos). It is a disk-shaped tablet, with strange, oddly un-Minoan, characters on both sides, spiraling in towards the center. It is even stranger because the characters appear to be stamped or pressed into the clay. (This is the earliest known example of such stamped writing.) Because the disk is so strange, many have claimed it's an elaborate hoax, but the amount of work necessary to create such a stamped tablet (making all of the stamps with which to place the characters on the disk) would mean it is a *very* elaborate hoax. Most archaeologists think it's for real, but, despite people's best efforts, no progress has been made in its decipherment. Since the sample set is so damned small (1 tablet), and since no one knows what language it's in, *and* since it is clearly unrelated to Linear A or B, there's little hope in it ever being understood. Go on Google and type in "Phaistos Disk" and you're sure to find lots of sites claiming they know the solution.

    Finally, the Voynich Manuscript sets even more historical precedent for the difficulty of this task, and shows that cryptographers are not successful when it comes to solving an unencoded inscription. William F. Friedman (who broke the Japanese Purple Code and worked at Bletchley Park during WWII) and some guys from the NSA have tried to decipher it, and failed. He claims it's a fake language, composed of gibberish, but it follows Zipf's law, which means it appears, based on the ratios of sign frequencies, to be real...so if someone wrote a gibberish language, they knew what they were doing to make it look real...even though Zipf, who discovered this relationship, wasn't even alive when this thing was written.

    Sorry I didn't make any links, but I'm lazy, and if you type any of this stuff into Google, you'll find lots of articles.

    (Wow, looks like I learned something from my Lost Languages and Decipherment course, thank-you, Professor Zimansky.)

    1. Re:Problems with decipherment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Phaistos disk is a little different from the other examples you offer, because the disk is not encrypted, or made purposely hard to read; it was mean to be easy to read, and that's why the same thing is written in two different writting systems on the front and back of the disk.

      But the real reason I responded was to point out that the Phaistos Disk has (at least tenatively) been solved, by Steven Roger Fischer, who describes it in his book "Glyphbreakers". The message is a call to arms, asking cities and kings to contribute ships and arms against an invasion of the area.

      I think it is likely the Voynich manuscript is a hoax, done either for fun or to make money selling the document.

      The shortness of the text is a key issue as you point out. Claude Shannon also had some sort of formula that used the lengths of the encrypted and decrypted bodies, and the complication of the proposed encoding scheme, to express the liklihood of that particular decoding over any other. I wish I understood that math enough to explain it well to others, because I think it would stop of this "bible code" superstition.

    2. Re:Problems with decipherment by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Okay, I tend to agree with the bit of poetry. It matches what we know, best.

      However, I can think of another possibility -- and perhaps, both were correct. If we remember the era, there were two strong characteristics of lordly British social life: one was the devotion of court life to everything artistic and sensual, and the other was the ongoing persecution of Catholics.

      So if one of Anson's people was a Catholic, then perhaps this does have a secondary, obfusciated meaning. That, especially since the AV VM reminds me of "Ave, Virgin Mary".

      Yet I strongly doubt we will ever find conclusive evidence of this. Therefore, I have to go with the first: it's a bit of symbolic poetry, meant perhaps to entertain Lord Anson's guests.

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    3. Re:Problems with decipherment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Claude Shannon also had some sort of formula that used the lengths of the encrypted and decrypted bodies, and the complication of the proposed encoding scheme, to express the liklihood of that particular decoding over any other.

      Wow. I'd never heard of this before, but it makes perfect sense; it just occurred to me how stuff like the "bible code" is analogous (no pun intended) to an aliased quantised signal - that is, one which attempts to represent data sampled at a rate below the Nyquist-Shannon limit. The "code" samples are simply of such low resolution (relative to the length of the text) that they're aliased to the point where they could represent anything. I understood intuitively that things like the bible code could be made to say anything, of course, but this explains why. All of those different potential meanings are simply aliases of one another, from an information theory point of view.

      btw I think if you use the overlaid sine waves picture on that Wikipedia page and ask people to envision the high-frequency wave as the bible text and the low-frequency wave as the "code" message, you might be able to make some headway. Makes sense to me anyway. ;)
    4. Re:Problems with decipherment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  93. is it upside down ? by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Waavasonod ? ... and backwards?
    do no sav aaw

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    1. Re:is it upside down ? by maucaus · · Score: 1

      Actually, the first thing I thought of was checking it upside down... and that's before I knew half the story. Certainly the mirror image of Les Bergers d'Arcadie would hint at something like that. I read the upside-down inscription (discounting the delineated D and M) as NNANSONO or MANSONO... which struck me as a bit odd when I eventually read the full article and found that the family name had been Anson. Then again, maybe I'm just fishing.

  94. Elementary by mphase · · Score: 0

    They obviously need Sherlock Holmes. Not only would he solve the riddle but he would also manage to save Britain in the pocess, bring a criminal to justice and protect an innocent man who somehow got mixed up with it all.

  95. AYBBTU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you'd have better luck unfravelling it by talking to a historian than some 21st century code crackers.

    What if it's just the initials of some phrase a weird uncle always said? Or a dirty joke Papa always told at family fatherings?

  96. GOT IT! by RobertKozak · · Score: 3, Funny

    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M


    Down step
    Over there
    Under there
    Over a bit more
    South two steps
    Very close now
    Another step backwards
    Very close
    Very close now
    Move another 4 steps

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  97. Re:Greek or Latin? Doubtful. by pjt33 · · Score: 1
    "Et" can also mean "also" - "I also in Arcadia" - and although I'm not aware of it as a Latin idiom, Greek allows a sentence without a verb where the verb is presumed to be "to be". Your suggestion
    Or the "I" could be a Roman numeral one
    is clearly nonsense, since "ego" isn't written "I" in Latin.
  98. What it decrypts to by SW6 · · Score: 1

    FRIEND, MY NAME IS BEELZEBUB AND I NEED TO TRANSFER $27,000,000 (TWENTY SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS) OUT OF THE UNDERWORLD. (etc, etc)

  99. Relationship to Holy Grail. by David+Hume · · Score: 4, Informative

    I find it hard to believe that they'll find the Holy Grail from a 10 letter code.


    There is an academic article discussing the purported relationship between the "D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M" code and the Holy Grail: The Mysteries of Rennes-le-Chateau and the Prieure du Sion. The article is by Dr. Steven Mizrach of Florida International University.

    The book discussing the subject is: Holy Blood, Holy Grail. This is the book that inspired (or was ripped off) by The Da Vinci Code.

    The Disinformation page on the subject is: here.

    1. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by RamboCalrissian · · Score: 1

      I believe there are only 2 people who know the location or the holy grail.
      One of them is Indiana Jones, and the other is that nazi guy he killed.
      And I'm pretty sure Jones isn't going to tell you where it is.

    2. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You're not paying attention. The only person who knows where it is is the guy who pushed the crate back into the stacks; and he's probably forgotten, anyway.

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    3. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's my theory...

      if it's a location of the holy grail (assuming it's the holy grail) then there has to be numbers, most likley a lagitude and latitude values

      so here's the deal...

      ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
      00000000011111111112222222
      12345678901234567890123456

      so by getting the numbers of each letter we get the following values

      4 15 21 15 19 22 1 22 22 13

      so now we will join each latitude/longitude value as in (latitude/longitude)

      4/15 connects to 21/15 which connects to 19/22 which connects to 1/22 which connects to 22/13

      after connecting these we have a sort of triangule in around central africa, and to add more interest it surrounds the country of CHAD (Map and Info) which has been in the news a few years ago about a discovery of the oldest skull found that might related to the human being (news.

      quoting from that news:

      What's more, it was found along the shores of a dry lake in the country of Chad, 1,500 miles west of the east African rift valleys often called "the cradle of humankind."

      For years, lead researcher Michel Brunet has tilted mostly unsuccessfully against the long-held theory that hominids emerged from the Great Rift Valley around Kenya then spread westward across Africa and into the broader world. Now, in the hominid he has named Toumai, or "hope of life" in the local language, he has proof that the earliest prehumans covered a larger area.


      interesting eh?
      clepto9@excite.com

    4. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by kalicki · · Score: 1

      Interesting article. I always wonder how much secret knowledge of things like this there is out there.

    5. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by kalicki · · Score: 1

      I think it is time for a /. expedition to find that warehouse.

    6. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by RamboCalrissian · · Score: 1

      No, that's the Ark of the Covenant, which melts off your face with the awesome wrath of the LORD.
      The Grail's the one that give you eternal life if you drink from it....
      And probably shoots laser beams too.

    7. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by scotti · · Score: 1

      The letters are there to throw everybody off. The grail is hidden IN the monument with the letters on it. :)

    8. Re:Relationship to Holy Grail. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. You're exactly right. I was confused. The grail is down in a crevasse in a desert canyon somewhere. :)

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  100. but everybody know's what this means by DOUOSVAVVM · · Score: 1

    Out of your own sweet vale Alicia vanish vanity twixt Deity and Man, thou Shepherdess the way the D is under the Sherherdess and the M is under the MEN thats why the picture above is also in reverse....

  101. A Hash. by EnsilZah · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's obviously a hash of the picture, when the old owner saw he had errors in downloading (Picture in reverse) he just left it in the download dir and forgot all about it.

  102. It's probably latin by Ninwa · · Score: 0

    As they, like in the image, seperated their words by periods which were vertically aligned in the middle like those in the image.

  103. D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down, Out, Up, Out, Side, Vertical, Astern, Vertical, Vertical, Middle.

    Location of Holy Grail: 4th Floor Parking Lot, Pasadena Mall, Southern California, USA.

  104. The Ninth Gate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They changed what one of the shepherds is pointing to," he said. "He's pointing to a completely different letter than in the painting. And they've added a second sarcophagus to the picture."

    This reminds me of The Ninth Gate, where Lucifer himself modified images found in the book 'The Ninth Gate of the Kingdom of Shadows.' A man would be pointing at something other than the original image, a chessboard would be reversed, a key would be in the wrong hand, etc.

  105. Why waste time? by hjf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just get Jon Johansen to do the damn job!

  106. maybe by KnacTheMife · · Score: 1

    it's an early precursor to the game hangman?

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  107. Overthinking it by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Most likely it is a mnemonic device or shorthand for some larger phrase. Of course, the exact nature of the phrase and the intentions thereof could be wildly overblown.

    It probably means something, but whether it means something of worth is another question.

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    1. Re:Overthinking it by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      You know what would be useful? A picture of this thing where you can actually like.. see detail. I haven't been able to find a picture yet where you can actually make anything out.

    2. Re:Overthinking it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the fucking article? That's exactly the point, nobody ever seen a detailed picture of this thing. Researchers a stumped by lateral pictures where you can't read what's on the wall.

  108. Its a ghost! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The experts who cracked Nazi Germany's secret codes are tackling a 10-letter enigma...

    I didn't know Alan Turing was brought back from the dead.

  109. CyborgName Decrypts It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. Digital Obedient Unit Optimized for Scientific Violence and Assassination Vigilant Violence Machine CyborgName

  110. It;s So Obvious by rudy_wayne · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Latin version of "ALl Your Base Are Belong To Us"

    1. Re:It;s So Obvious by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Omnium castrum tenemus?

      Isn't there someone on here with the Latin translation in their .sig?

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    2. Re:It;s So Obvious by ozonator · · Score: 1

      A good guess. An alternative: a friend and I once came up with 'Omnia tua castra sunt nobis'.

  111. Ehh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like...nothing.

  112. Not to reply to myself, but... by Ieshan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Understanding the V's for greek nu, the only place the sequence of letter turns up, ignoring spaces and everything, is verse 12 of Matthew's gospel-

    *meta\ de\ th\n metoikesi/an *babulw=nos *)iexoni/as e)ge/nnhsen to\n *salaqih/l (greek beta code)

    Not that this is interesting, or, chances are, at all related. But it's still neat, or something. =)

    Actually, there's a place in the latin as well (understanding the V's as V's). Meh. But this is neat, even if it leads nowhere.

  113. Another has been figured out. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > They are not trying to do a substitution cypher or anything. The idea is that the letters are a sequence of initials for words in some quotation or something.

    FWIW, someone already solved an old puzzle in a British church, where a long cryptic string of consonants engraved above the ten commandments can be read by inserting a lot of E's -

    PERSEVERE YE PERFECT MEN AND EVER KEEP THESE PRECEPTS TEN"
    (Sorry, I don't remember what the deal was with the "A" in "AND".)

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    1. Re:Another has been figured out. by andyclap · · Score: 1

      There was no AND, just an implied comma.

  114. some background + my take by duffel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The original painting, and a bit of information on the phrase "et in arcadia ego" can be found here (bigger version of the painting here. Note that you can't really make out the letters in either)

    I first heard the phrase while studying Tom Stoppard's Arcadia in school, and our interpretation was close to one of the two on wikipedia:

    "I, Death, am also in Arcadia"

    This is a memento mori, a reminder that death is certain even if life seems perfect at the moment.

    The painting features 4 shepherds in "Arcadia" (a pastoral paradise), puzzling over those words engraved in a small monument.

    The artist of the Shugborough version may very well have intended for us to puzzle over his version like the shepherds in the original... and if the act of us puzzling over the carving was the artist's goal, there may well be no solution like there would be in normal puzzles. (Or there might only an arbitrary solution that cannot be attained without further data.)

    Perhaps some poets should look at it in addition to code breakers.

    1. Re:some background + my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed: "Media vita in morte sumus."

    2. Re:some background + my take by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Years ago I read "The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail" after seeing a documentary called "The Lost Treasure of Jerusalem ?" by one of the authors. This is basically the origin of the background of "The Da Vinci Code" from what I know of it, though I haven't read that book. The documentary showed some amazing codes that had been coded into gravestones and other places in particular places, including the painting by Poussin, which contained hidden messages. Anyway, getting back to this stuff: the inscription discussed was shown in the book underneath a mirror image reproduction of the very mysterious painting of Poussin. BTW, the tomb in the painting actually exists and was found by the doco makers not far from the source of the mystery, the town of Rennes le Chateau. Anyway, marvellous story, but I don't believe the stuff about the bloodline etc ... just stretching the evidence too far I think. But wonderful stuff, especially if you're into conspiracies, codes etc ... if you liked Cryptonomicon then this kind of stuff is for you.

      "The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail" however does not include the amazing codes etc. A big pity since they were fascinating. One I particularly liked was a copy of the Lord's Prayer in latin that when you noticed the slight misplacement of various letters spelt a message ... and formed a pentagram as well (I vaguely remember that the letter was to or from Poussin). Or the hidden spaces in hollow columns with parchments and the mysterious figures at the chapel at Rennes le Chateau ... hmmm. Lots of fun.

      One of the suggestions for "Et in Arcadia ego" was that it was an anagram since the phrase is not correct Latin anyway. One suggested anagram translates as "Begone! Behold I conceal the secrets of God" ... eh (shrug). Note also that Arcadia was also part of the Hidden Stream symbolism that described a secret stream of knowledge underneath Christendom ... hence the the painting combined with the unstranslated letters was not picked randomly as an interesting puzzle, there is an air of genuine mystery about it.

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    3. Re:some background + my take by baffo · · Score: 1
      The phrase is really fine Latin. Word by word:

      Et: and, or also
      in: in, related to being in a fixed place
      Arcadia: a region of Greece, but also the background for pastoral poetry. It can also stand for the "perfect" place
      Ego: I (as subject of a sentence)

      consider that in Latin you can frequently omit the verb "to be". The sentence thus means, more or less, I, too, am in Arcadia.


      http://arcadia.ceid.upatras.gr/arkadia/engversio n/ culture/clasarcadia/etinarc.html
      In Poussin's painting it makes perfect sense, since it is written on a tomb. Death itself is speaking.


      http://www.galleriaborghese.it/barberini/it/arca di a.htm
      In an earlier painting (1618-1622) by Guercino the allegory is even more transparent, since a skull is speaking. This seems to be the first appearance of the sentence - though frequently attributed to Vergil, it doesn't show up in his works.

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  115. The Holy Grail is not an object by Temsi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Legend says it reveals the location of the Holy Grail.

    This is of course based on the assumption that The Holy Grail is an object. Most often it refers to the cup Jesus drank from at the last supper, or the cup used to catch his blood as he hung on the cross, or both.

    This is most likely a mistake, or a misunderstanding due to faulty translation of the original text.

    The original term used for the holy grail is "sangraal", and that's where the problem starts.
    San Graal does in fact mean "Holy Grail".
    Sang Raal however, means "Royal Blood".

    Since there is ample evidence to suggest Jesus was in fact the descendant of Solomon and David, and therefore he was true Royalty, the rightful heir to the throne of Palestine, and a threat to the Roman Empire. Which is exactly why they killed him (jews did not), if he was even killed, which is not even certain and cannot be proven.

    So if Royal Blood is indeed the proper translation of sangraal, and due to its inherent connection with Christianity then it most likely refers to Jesus' bloodline.
    As is generally believed, Mary Magdalen moved to the South of France after the crucifixion carrying with her the Holy Grail, so it's not such a big leap of logic to assume the Holy Grail was in fact Jesus' son, being brought out of Palestine in order to save his life, and the Royal bloodline.
    There is also ample suggestion in the gospels of Jesus being married, and that Mary Magdalen and Mary of Bethany were one and the same. Seeing how close Jesus was to this Mary of Bethany, and her brother Lazarus, it's also very likely Lazarus was in fact Jesus' brother-in-law, and that Mary Magdalen was in fact Mary of Bethany.
    Also, Mary Magdalen was not a prostitute and Magdalen was not her last name. If you can point to the passage in the Bible that specifically says she was a prostitute, please make a note of it and inform the world, because not a single biblical or historical scholar has been able to do so to this day. It is in fact a lie concocted by religious leaders trying to obfuscate the fact Jesus was a married man with a family; being married and having children was practically required at that time and it's unfathomable that he didn't.

    If you found any of what I said interesting or infuriating, please read "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" available here.

    Oh, and in case you were still wondering, I am an Atheist.

    However, just to stay a little bit more on topic, here are a few suggestions as to what DOUOSVAVVM stands for:

    Designed Overreacting Usage Of Some Very Agitated Violent Viagra Malfunction.

    Do Only Uneducated Overly Simplistic Villains Accept Very Violent Methods?

    Deaths Of Unbridled Overreaching Sacrifices Values And Virtue Very Much.

    But of course, DOUOSVAVVM is NOT an english acronym...

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    1. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by KnacTheMife · · Score: 1

      " * guide to arguments: When in doubt, blame *. When cornered, insult opponent or change the subject"

      targeted signature + 2 small changes = universal application

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    2. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by geekoid · · Score: 1

      or perhaps, it's a cup. Maybe a cup with his blood. who knows.

      " it's also very likely Lazarus was in fact Jesus' brother-in-law"
      God damn inlaws. Pun intended.

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    3. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to give away the plot of the Da Vinci Code. I'm just glad this is modded funny.

    4. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Maybe The Da Vinci Code uses the Sang Raal and Mary Magdalene theory, but the theory is more than just the plot of the book. The idea has been explored in various sources for many years.

      I had already heard the theory. If that's the only plot of the book, then there would be no point in my reading it, which I highly doubt.

    5. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by noldrin · · Score: 1

      Ff course this all works better if you are able to connect the Holy Grail to the Story Jesus. This is a lot harder to do, as the myth probably came from Celtic traditions first.

    6. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by k8er · · Score: 1

      I always figured that the sword that pierced his side became Excalibur. I too am an atheist, but I like the idea. Some interpretations might have it being a spear, which wrecks my idea.

    7. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by LawfulGood · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I strongly disagree. I mean no offense, but I'd guess that you're trolling. But, on the off chance that you're serious, you're building speculation on top of supposition on top of speculation.

      This is most likely a mistake, or a misunderstanding due to faulty translation of the original text.
      What evidence do you have that this is "most likely?" And what "text" are you referring too? The term "holy grail" does not appear in Scripture. The earliest mention of anything resembling "the holy grail" is in Helinandus' Gradale around 720 A.D. Most "grail" legend is from a relatively small period in the middle ages (1180 and 1240). So any "text" you're referring too is going to be very far removed from the events in question.

      Since there is ample evidence to suggest Jesus was in fact the descendant of Solomon and David, and therefore he was true Royalty
      This is true.

      Which is exactly why they killed him (jews did not), if he was even killed, which is not even certain and cannot be proven.
      This is not true. Pilate went out of his to try to set Jesus free. Fearing a riot, he finally acquiesced and had Jesus killed. As far as Jesus' death being "not even certain and cannot be proven," what standard of proof are you looking for? You seem ready to believe, and spread, all sorts of speculation on the flimsiest of evidence. Yet you're unwilling to accept the death of Christ, which is one of the most heavily documented events in the history of the world.

      So if Royal Blood is indeed the proper translation of sangraal, and due to its inherent connection with Christianity then it most likely refers to Jesus' bloodline.
      Again... the proper translation of what? You're constructing a house of cards...

      As is generally believed, Mary Magdalen moved to the South of France after the crucifixion...
      Actually, almost no one believes this. There is an 11th century legend of Mary Magdalen going to France, but it is utterly without foundation in fact. Most likely, Mary Magdalen retired to Ephesus with the Blessed Virgin as stated by St. Gregory of Tours.

      There is also ample suggestion in the gospels of Jesus being married...
      Now you're just getting strange. There's no evidence what-so-ever of this in the Gospels.

      It is in fact a lie concocted by religious leaders trying to obfuscate the fact Jesus was a married man with a family; being married and having children was practically required at that time and it's unfathomable that he didn't.
      Again, just plain wrong. You only have to look at the writings of St. Paul:

      Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I am. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion. (1 Cor. 7:7-9)

      But if you do marry, you have not sinned; and if a virgin marries, she has not sinned. But those who marry will face many troubles in this life, and I want to spare you this.(1 Cor. 7:28)

      I would like you to be free from concern. An unmarried man is concerned about the Lord's affairs--how he can please the Lord. But a married man is concerned about the affairs of this world--how he can please his wife-- and his interests are divided. An unmarried woman or virgin is concerned about the Lord's affairs: Her aim is to be devoted to the Lord in both body and spirit. But a married woman is concerned about the affairs of this world--how she can please her husband. I am saying this for your own good, not to restrict you, but that you may live in a right way in undivided devotion to the Lord. (1 Cor. 7:32-33)

      The fact is that the Last Supper was a Passover meal. At a Passover meal there are four cups of wine consumed. Jesus lead the meal and had a cup which he shared. If the cup still exists, it's location is unknown. The legend of "the holy grai

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    8. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      Since there is ample evidence to suggest Jesus was in fact the descendant of Solomon and David, and therefore he was true Royalty

      This is true.


      Assuming Jesus The Christ was indeed an earthly human being, which has yet to be substantially proven. (And even the Bible-sans-Gospels is sketchy on this) Not True by a long shot.

      Yet you're unwilling to accept the death of Christ, which is one of the most heavily documented events in the history of the world.

      Oh really? Where? Give me sources, because other than some book that may-or-may-not have been written around then, I, and many others, can't find any. I mean shit, it is one of the most documented events in history, right? Is that why there's still raging debate on the whole issue, and on the issue of weather or not the man actually existed? Where are all the Roman texts? The Jewish texts? There were plenty of very well known writers living in that area, at that time, and not one wrote about him, or his death. (Josephus does not count, most sane people admit that the reference is an interpolation.) I should narrow that down: dated texts from within 10 years of the "death" of Jesus, not including the Bible. Have fun.

      Oh, and by the way, if you're a Christian, get the man's name right. It's Jesus The Christ, or The Christ Jesus. Christ is a TITLE not a NAME. (Meaning "Annointed One") You cannot simply refer to him as "Christ". It's like your sentence above saying "The death of doctor is one of the..."

      We don't "misunderstand" Christianity. We understand it perfectly well...you on the other hand, can't even get the name of the person you worship right.

    9. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The evidence is there you just have understand Torah. Jesus was a jew remember. He is referred to as Rabbi in several places. No doubt your NIV bible handily translates that to something else but Torah(law) prevents unmarried rabbis.

      Something to remember while pondering this: "If english was good enough for Jesus it was good enough for the schoolchildren of Texas."

      Just as an aside, there is only one part of the bible you really need, it's Psalm 82, specifically verse 6. It's referenced in John 10:34. Unfortunately in John it has the cult of personality crap attached.

    10. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Temsi · · Score: 1

      Anyone who abandons logic for fairy tale, cannot be taken seriously in an argument.

      Christianity is a sham from beginning to end. Jesus was at best a "Vegas Act"... a hoax, a showman, a "magician".
      He was fully aware of the Jewish prophecies and used it to it's fullest effect. E.g. he had Lazarus arrange for him an ass to ride on into Jerusalem, just like the prophecy had predicted.
      He was a wealthy man, and his family had a personal tomb (where he was buried and subsequently "rose from the dead").
      Anyone who says "I used to be an atheist" must have lost sight of logic and coherent thought somewhere along the way.

      Now you're just getting strange. There's no evidence what-so-ever of this in the Gospels.
      Nice to see I made you get personal. That's usually the first sign someone can't argue on the facts.
      You want evidence?
      How's this:
      I'm sure you're familiar with the "miracle" of Jesus turning water into wine.
      OK.
      1. It was obviously his responsibility to serve the wine (he is instructed to by his mother).
      2. At the time, it was customary for the host to be responsible for the wine, so we can safely assume he was either the host or closely related to the host.
      3. He supposedly made over 700 bottles of wine. That's one big party. If he was indeed the host of a party big enough to consume 700 bottles of wine, then he must have been a) wealthy, b) royalty, c) an important figure or d) all of the above.
      4. As you think logically about the layouts and setups of the party itself, its guests and the host, it becomes increasingly clear what the party was. A wedding. The marriage of royalty would certainly be reason enough for a party that huge. Whose wedding? At a wedding, only the groom sits at the high seat. Jesus did. At a wedding, the groom was considered the host. Jesus was very likely the host, based on his wine duties. So, it is extremely likely the party was his own wedding. To whom? Mary Magdalen of course. She enjoyed a status with Jesus and the apostles no woman not related by marriage or by blood would have. Seeing as she wasn't his sister, she most likely would have been his wife.

      the death of Christ, which is one of the most heavily documented events in the history of the world
      This is a completely absurd thing to say.
      First of all, there are only 4 "accounts" of his death, ALL of which were written well AFTER it supposedly happened. And those four accounts (the gospels) don't even agree on how it happened, or even where! One says it was on the barren hill of Golgatha, while another says it was in a garden. They don't even agree on what his last words were, nor do they agree on who was there at the time.
      Second, this may be the most written about event, centuries after the fact, but it's certainly not the most heavily documented.
      My college years were more heavily documented than this... in fact they were probably better documented.

      Pilate went out of his [way] to try to set Jesus free
      You must keep one thing in mind. The Gospels were written for a Roman audience. Therefore, any blame had to be shifted from the Romans. Instead of talking about their part directly and trying to explain their actions, it was simply omitted, and the parts that could not be omitted were covered up, as in the case of Pilate. He may have agreed to give his body up after the fact (which nobody ever got, before or since, all those crucified were left hanging for days until the elements and birds had had their way with them, so it is likely Pilate was coerced or even bribed to give the body up).
      There actually is suggestive material that might indicate that Jesus did in fact stage his own death, in order to fulfill the Jewish Prophecies. There is even strong likelyhood he was "crucified" in his own backyard, in a private ceremony, from which he was taken directly to the tomb, before anyone other than his brother in-law could verify his death. Penn & Teller can do that too.

      Also, Pilate didn't f

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    11. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Temsi · · Score: 1

      Also, you must keep in mind that Jesus was a Rabbi, and is referred to as such on many occasion.
      In Judaism (Jesus was Jewish), no man can become a Rabbi without being married.

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    12. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He was a wealthy man, and his family had a personal tomb (where he was buried and subsequently "rose from the dead").

      FYI, the tomb was not Jesus' or his family's.

      Toward the end of Matthew 27 (NIV translation):

      As evening approached, there came a rich man from Arimathea, named Joseph, who had himself become a disciple of Jesus. Going to Pilate, he asked for Jesus' body, and Pilate ordered that it be given to him. Joseph took the body, wrapped it in a clean linen cloth, and placed it in his own new tomb that he had cut out of the rock.
    13. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Triskele · · Score: 1
      I'm always suspicious of anyone claiming to be Christian who quotes the arch-heretic Paul. Paul never met Jesus and is just a stooge for the Romans who wanted a malleable religion that was also acceptable to the legions (hence lots of Mithraic stuff made it into the gospels like the stable birth).

      Pilate went out of his to try to set Jesus free. Ah yes - they asked to free Bar Abbas instead. However there is good evidence that Jesus full name was Jesus Bar Abbas (tran. son of the father) - the crowded were calling for Jesus to be freed but Pilate refused.

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    14. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by LawfulGood · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Thanks for your reply. First of all, I'd like to rachet the tone down a bit. If you took offense at anything in my post, I apologize. It wasn't my intent. My intent is merely to discuss the nature of the universe. We're not likely to end up agreeing any time soon, but that's no reason not to enjoy the conversation.

      Assuming Jesus The Christ was indeed an earthly human being, which has yet to be substantially proven. (And even the Bible-sans-Gospels is sketchy on this)
      Why would we remove the Gospels from the conversation? That's like saying, "if you remove the evidence, there's no evidence!" In any event, the remainder of the New Testament clearly demonstrates that they are writing about a real person. A few small sample:
      Romans 1:1 Paul, a slave of Christ Jesus, called to be an apostle and set apart for the gospel of God...
      Romans 1:4: ...spirit of holiness through resurrection from the dead, Jesus Christ our Lord.
      1 Corinthians 2:2: For I resolved to know nothing while I was with you except Jesus Christ, and him crucified.
      1 Corinthians 11:23: For I received from the Lord what I also handed on to you, that the Lord Jesus, on the night he was handed over...
      1 Corinthians 15:1: But if Christ is preached as raised from the dead, how can some among you say there is no resurrection of the dead?
      2 Corinthians 4:5: For we do not preach ourselves but Jesus Christ as Lord, and ourselves as your slaves for the sake of Jesus.
      Now, you don't have to believe in it. But I don't understand how you can say that the rest of the New Testament doesn't treat Jesus as a real person. I would argue that this is all that it talks about!

      Oh really? Where? Give me sources, because other than some book that may-or-may-not have been written around then, I, and many others, can't find any.
      By "some book" I assume you mean the Bible. The Bible is actually a collection of books that was assembled into a single volume sometime later. But I digress. I happily refer you to the writings of the early Church Fathers. Great reading!

      Oh, and by the way, if you're a Christian, get the man's name right. It's Jesus The Christ, or The Christ Jesus.
      LOL! I realize that. I'm impressed by your attention to detail. Tho... The term "Christ" has long since passed into common usage to refer to the man as a proper name. I trust that you're clever enough to figure out who I'm referring too... :-)

      We don't "misunderstand" Christianity. We understand it perfectly well...you on the other hand, can't even get the name of the person you worship right.
      Wow! If that's true, I would be mightily impressed. I'm spending my life actively working to understand it, and I've only scratched the surface. If you already have perfect understanding, you must truly have a remarkable mind. You'll have to forgive me a bit of sarcasm. I too used to believe that I understood Christianity, and I too enjoyed poking fun at Christians. The reason I recommend that book is that it was the first book dealing with Christianity that I ever read with an open mind. And I was stunned at what I learned and how very little I knew.

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    15. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by LawfulGood · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the response.

      Christianity is a sham from beginning to end. Jesus was at best a "Vegas Act"... a hoax, a showman, a "magician". He was fully aware of the Jewish prophecies and used it to it's fullest effect.
      I'm afraid that's the bias you're bringing to the text. You assume that there is nothing supernatural going on, so you only have natural explanations for the events. If that is the case, than the most likely explanation is that Jesus was intentionally trying to fulfill the prophecies as you describe. However, if you are open minded enough to allow for the supernatural, it allows for the explanation that he actually did fulfill them and that the prophecies are real.

      If you'll forgive me an observation, I think this is the fundamental area where we disagree. You seem to latch onto one or two passages in the Bible and then start building elaborate theoretical constructs on what "really happened" from a very naturalistic, skeptical point of reference. I would also observe that you seem to have completely disregarded any possibility of the divine guiding the events in question. So, our disagreement really isn't about these passages. It's about the existence of God and his relationship with history. His existence has been adequately proven to me, and it hasn't to you. Therefore we look at things from entirely different points of view. And we're not going to make any progress because of that vastly perspective.

      Basically, you've been fed a lie, and in order to cover it up, and to perpetuate it, everything said and written is twisted and misinterpreted in order to serve that lie.
      I would like to give this advice back to you. I accepted Christianity through reason and argument. It took about a year of near full time study, before I really dared accept that Christianity may be true. The lie that you've been fed is that materialism is all that's true or "provable" and that Christianity is illogical and for simpletons. I've been on both sides of the argument, and I can tell you for an absolute fact that this is a lie. I still have atheistic friends. The smartest among them have a deep respect for Christianity due to it's contributions to philosophy, literature, poetics and as the foundation for western culture. I don't mean this as a personal insult, but I'll be honest. Your obvious destain for Christianity leads me to believe that you really haven't studied it fairly.

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    16. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Temsi · · Score: 1

      Seeing as you're a born again Christian, I'm fully aware that no amount of evidence can convince you that your religion is based on lies. I know that. However, you would do well to remember what should be the eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself".

      Christianity is so full of hypocracy, hatred and bigotry that it has always made me ill to think about how many people believe it to be an absolute truth, while there exists no evidence to support their claims. The Church has always had a very simple answer "it's a matter of faith". We live in a world of science and logic, not one of fantasy and fairy tale. If you insist on believing something which cannot be demonstrated, and frankly isn't logical, then that's your right, but it's also my right to consider you a simpleton for it.

      Christianity has not made any contributions to philosophy or literature, and it is certainly not the foundation of western culture. The foundation of western culture is personal freedom. The Bible doesn't care much for personal freedom. In fact it condones slavery and the putting to death of those with whom the religious leaders disagree. That's not what our culture is based on.
      Your insistance on making this about me and my opinion (even though mine is based on logic, and yours is based on faith), rather than the evidence or lack thereof, tells me you're not likely to listen to reason of any kind, so I'm not going to try.
      Have a nice life. Somwhere along the line, you should open your mind and read Holy Blood, Holy Grail. It is the most logical dissemination of Christianity I have ever seen, and it does not resort to any leaps of faith, but is rather firmly grounded in logic.

      You see, you are right on one thing. I don't think there's anything divine involved, and there has not been a shred of evidence to suggest that. You think there's a God, even though no evidence exists to support that claim. That's the fundamental difference. I need logic, you don't.

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    17. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by LawfulGood · · Score: 1

      Seeing as you're a born again Christian, I'm fully aware that no amount of evidence can convince you that your religion is based on lies.

      If you insist on believing something which cannot be demonstrated, and frankly isn't logical, then that's your right...

      even though mine is based on logic, and yours is based on faith...

      You think there's a God, even though no evidence exists to support that claim.

      You know... you actually have given me some insight. The assumptions you make about me are staggeringly inaccurate. And yet you are in active correspondence with me. Amazing. If you can be so wrong about someone you're actually conversing with, no wonder you're so wrong when dealing with 2000 year old writings.

      But I can see that you want to end the conversation, so I'll try to end on a positive note.

      I'm glad to learn that we both consider ourselves to be students of logic. You're such a bright guy, I'm sure you've noticed that many people think they know something about logic, but really don't. I was talking to someone just the other day. He kept talking about how he only believed in logic. So I asked him to define modus ponens and modus tollens for me. Can you believe that he couldn't do it! Imagine! There he was going on and on about logic, when he didn't even know the basics. Amazing! Needless to say he didn't know what a categorical syllogism or an analytic proposition was either. Wow. I sure am glad you're not that way. I'm sure you know all about that without even having to look it up. You wouldn't be talking about logic so much unless you really knew your stuff.

      Of course, there's no way for me to know either way. Now that you have the terms you could just look them up and I wouldn't know the difference.

      But you would... wouldn't you...

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    18. Re:The Holy Grail is not an object by Temsi · · Score: 1

      That's affirm and deny to common folk :)

      I don't want to go off topic, but to make a logical conclusion about something, you have to have evidence that supports an equation both ways, i.e. you could start from either end, and given the same variables you'll wind up at the other.
      Or at least that's the stipulation I make, as this is the mathematical way.
      For example.
      A = B+C; Then if you only have two of the values you can figure out the third.

      So, let's put this in programming terms, as this is slshdot...

      if ($jesus_existed == true)
      {
      echo "Jesus existed \n";
      }
      if ($god_exists == true)
      {
      echo "god exists \n";
      if ($jesus_parent == "god")
      {
      echo "jesus was the son of god \n; //insert more religious arguments here
      }
      }
      else
      {
      echo "god does not exist";
      }

      See the problem here? While it can be proven a man named Jesus actually did exist, there's no way to assume that he was divine or even that God exists (which would be a requirement for the divinity part), unless someone specifically created the value of $jesus_parent and set it to "god", and set the value of $god_exists to true. The value does not get set to true, just because there isn't a function setting it to false. In the real world of science and logic, we start out from the assumption something IS NOT, unless proven otherwise. Religion requires you to assume something IS, unless proven otherwise. And herein lies the problem with the equation.

      Men created the connection in their minds (set the $god_exists variable to true and then some set the $jesus_parent variable to "god"), and therefore any subsequent function or argument based on those variables will work. If you however don't put the $god_exists variable to true (as there's nothing in science or nature to prove that it should be, we must assume it's false), the rest of the if statement won't work, including the $jesus_parent variable, which won't even come into play.

      The problem with any logic according to those who consider themselves religious, which has to do with nature or religion is that they start out with the assumption God exists, or at least make that decision based on one-way logic, and therefore all the related subsequent statements and functions automatically come into play.
      Someone sees order and structure in nature and assumes intelligent design.
      Another person sees the same thing and assumes billions of years of evolution.
      The difference? One can actually be proven, the other cannot. Evolution is a scientific fact, intelligent design is a conveniently disguised renaming of Creationism, and pure fantasy.

      To rephrase something else you said, if I find a Rolex at the beach, I KNOW someone somewhere dropped it, because a Rolex does not exist in nature and doesn't form by itself, it was designed by man, and that is something we can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt.
      If I find a rock or a pebble that looks suspiciously like Jay Leno, I assume it was formed that way by the ocean over a long period of time, and the similarity is simply my brain filling in the blanks (it's called creative thinking), it doesn't mean nature conciously decided to make a Leno lookalike out of stone.

      The difference is in how we interpret things. I see order and to me it shows the laws of nature at work. You see order and it means some superior being decided it must be that way.
      Guess which one can be affirmed.

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  116. pranks and whatnot by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I die, i want to be burried in an elaborate toomb, with false dates, and lots of armor and shit, and an inscription in Latin and Greek that reads "Here lies the king of all that is and ever will be." Imagine when archaeologists dig me up in a few thousand years :-)

    This, However, I suspect is an abreviation of Latin words.

    1. Re:pranks and whatnot by Tommy+Boomfiger · · Score: 1

      Its been a long time since latin class, but doesnt the latin alphabet not inlcude the letter U?

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    2. Re:pranks and whatnot by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      In early Latin, the same letter represents both the vowel U and the consonent V. In later periods the vowel and the consonent were differentiated as V and U.

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  117. World War II? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why use old people?

    1. Re:World War II? by Derleth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why use old people?

      Those old people cracked one of the biggest, baddest encryption schemes in the history of warfare without the use of advanced computers (although they did invent some early mechanical computing machines) or a lot of information theory (Claude Shannon hadn't made his advances yet).

      It's a damned shame Alan Turing is dead, but you can thank good old-fashioned British homophobia for that.

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    2. Re:World War II? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's a damned shame Alan Turing is dead, but you can thank good old-fashioned British homophobia for that.
      Wtf?! I thought most of Britain was gay, anyway.
  118. An engraving matches the monument! by LuxFX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While the famous version of Les Bergers d'Arcadie shows a version that is reversed from this monument, other versions were created. One version came several years before the famous one. This page shows both.

    But most interestingly (and cryptically) is this image. I don't know the origin of this engraving, but it is almost exactly the same as as the monument. Down to the swirling clouds, which actually aren't present in the famous version! The only obvious difference is the present of an additional urn on top of the sarcophagus in the monument. I have little doubt that either this engraving was created from the monument, or the monument was created from this engraving.

    Can anyone offer anymore insight into this engraving?

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    1. Re:An engraving matches the monument! by xandroid · · Score: 1

      "They changed what one of the shepherds is pointing to," he said. "He's pointing to a completely different letter than in the painting. And they've added a second sarcophagus to the picture." (http://www.federalnewsradio.com/index.php?nid=82& sid=103790)

      If you believe _The Da Vinci Code_, the sarcophagus is interesting, 'cause that's supposedly what the "grail" is in. Dunno about the new letter though...wonder which one it is...

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      $ echo "ceci n'est pas une pipe" | sed -Ee 's/(eci n|pas )//g'
    2. Re:An engraving matches the monument! by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      Dunno about the new letter though...wonder which one it is...

      Or is it a different letter at all, when compared to the engraving instead of the famous painting?

      --
      Punctanym: alternate spelling of words using punctuation or numerals in place of some or all of its letters; see 'leet'
    3. Re:An engraving matches the monument! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The image from the Chateau actually has a bit of old photographic feel to it. I wonder if that is how the mirror imaging came about. There was actually clouds in the original, they are just less sharp in the black and white mirror image from the Chateau. It just reminds me sharply of how older photographs looked.

  119. Pickwick Papers by Trailwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This dredged up an old memory from Dicken's Pickwick Papes.

    The section about half way down the page.

    The Inscription

  120. The Meaning by tymbow · · Score: 1

    I hate to bring it up again, but maybe it says: "all your base are be are belong to us..."

  121. When they finish that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe they can start on this one:
    4638 ABK 24 ALGMOR3Y X24 89 RPSTOVAL

  122. Cryptic Anagram? by sirReal.83. · · Score: 1
    $ an DOUOSVAVVM | tr -d ' ' | tr -d \' | sort | uniq

    an is an anagram generator. Duh. I used tr to remove the spaces and single-quotes that an likes to stick in.

    Looking through the list of combinations, I only came up with one semi-interesting result:

    vvv usa doom

    VVV? Very Vicious Vegetables? A warning about GMO foods? Quite the forward-thinkers these folks must have been.

    1. Re:Cryptic Anagram? by BCoates · · Score: 1

      They're arrows, somebody buried nuclear weapon launch codes under it.

  123. Re:Sekret message 4 MICHAEL SIMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why he cries himself to sleep, but he does, and he usually wets the bed, too.

  124. fark.com by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    I started reading fark.com recently. This same item was on fark at least a day, but more like 2 or 3, ago. This is probably the 3rd or 4th case of my noticing slashdot post something that was on fark a good time prior.

    That, combined with the fact that slashdot rarely has any 'cool' topic postings anymore (remember the matchbox server, anyone?), and is largely politically focused (from "real world" politics to "geek"/business - sco, ibm, novell, etc. - politics) kind of makes slashdot a fairly worthless place for entertainment.

    And let's face it - slashdot is all about entertianment. if "keeping informed" were your goal, you'd read the newspaper's blurbs and be done with it. there's nothing "news" like about the one-sided political opnions on slashdot. :(

    --
    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  125. Hmm...what if the word is "ure"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's apparently an older form of "our", "you", or "your". Not sure which - or perhaps it's all 3 depending on context and the date of usage. Anyone? See here:

    The erst and fyrmost stæp to eal gode Weorka is the dræd and feurt of the Lauord of Heofan and Eorth, while thurh the Heilig Gast onligtneth the blindnese of ure sinfull heorte to træd the wæg of wisdome, and thone læd ure fet into the Land of Blessung.

    And here:

    I may no lenger more endure
    My wonted lyf to lede,
    But I must lerne to put in ure
    The change of Womanhede.

    1. Re:Hmm...what if the word is "ure"? by orangepeel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Then, drawing upon some of what one person has posted to that BBC Radio article too, you'd have:

      "Out 'ure own sweet vale Alicia vanisheth vanity 'twixt deity and man."

      Sounds good to me.

      Mystery solved. ;-)

      --
      Whoever designed level 61 in Frozen Bubble is a sadistic bastard.
    2. Re:Hmm...what if the word is "ure"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mystery solved. ;-)

      Not quite. We still need to figure out how this reveals the location of the holy grail.
  126. how to crack the code... by true_majik · · Score: 1

    simple....just pass this to the underground cracking groups...and have it cracked within a week. they always seem to come through when it comes to cracking software protection algorithms :)

  127. Finally... by homeobocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the year 2021, experts have cracked the code. Anonymous spokesperson for Cryptographists International claims that the code is loosely translated from Latin to mean, "You have way too much time on your hands."

    --
    MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
  128. MOD PARENT WAY UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD PARENT WAY UP!!

  129. Bletchley Park Experts... by Speculation · · Score: 1

    Nice thought that the boffins at Bletchley were cracking this one. All but 3 are pushing up daisies now... so unless they have done something amazing and reincarnated the likes of Turing et al... I don't think so, I'm gonna end here.

  130. 42? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps its the actual question....

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  131. How childish can they be? by midifarm · · Score: 1
    There is no Holy Grail... There was no King Arthur so no grail. Besides if it was a wooden bowl it would've rotted by now!

    Peace

  132. MOD PARENT DOWN - wrong code by ilovegroupthink · · Score: 1

    The correct 30 life Contra code is:

    Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A Start

    Now who remembers the code to fight Mike Tyson?

  133. It means... by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1

    "Hello World" of course!

    --
    /^([Ss]ame [Bb]at (time, |channel.)){2}$/
  134. For your information, by mr_tenor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, one of the recruitment avenues that they took for Bletchley Park was weeding out the nation's best crossword solvers through a competition (http://www.historyarticles.com/bletchley_park.htm ).

  135. Newsflash by kitzilla · · Score: 1

    In a not-so-surprising move, SCO has claimed *this* code, too.

    --
    This is my post. There are many others like it. If you don't like what you read here, go try one of the others.
  136. No, no by empaler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But you are being a bit blasphemous.

    (And I'm being a bit anal...)

    1. Re:No, no by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      You saw jehovah in an anus? I'm not sure the Vatican would be happy to know that, unless it was a little boy's butt?

      Damn, if the Christian god is real, I'm in trouble.

      "My son, we've been recording your sins. This will take a while to review with you, unless you'd like to simply go to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200."

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  137. And of course, by empaler · · Score: 4, Funny

    God's favorite mint:

    Testamints.

    Yes, they exist. And they actually taste great...

    1. Re:And of course, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to know what those mints are made out of.

    2. Re:And of course, by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      Testesmints.

      That's what Monsignor Gaffney offers to his young altar boys right?

      wbs.

      --
      Huh?
  138. You're one of those people.... by Chmcginn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You irritate cops just because you can, and then you wonder why you get a ticket for going 47 in a 45, right?

    --
    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
  139. What? You mean like, by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Extra Key Is Under The Rug", only in latin?

  140. web theories by sm8000 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Punched the letters into google and found some interesting pages about it....some think it has to do with the Grail, the Ark, Knights Templar, Masons, and even Mars! Be sure to eliminate the space before "grail" in the first URL, and before "ic10.htm" in the second one.

    http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/zelazny/212/ grail_1.html

    http://www.lundyisleofavalon.co.uk/templars/temp ic10.htm

    http://www.worldofthestrange.com/nlv455.html

    http://www.dreamscape.com/morgana/metis.htm

  141. It's not that complicated by Fr33z0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    The code is indeed directions to the holy grail (well, close enough), it breaks down like this

    "Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start"

    1. Re:It's not that complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start"

      If this was supposed to be the famous "Konami Code", as used in Contra, Gradius, Life Force, and numerous other games, then you missed it by quite a bit. It should be up up down down left right left right B A. I wouldn't consider "select" or "start" to be part of it. In Contra, the "select" was just to choose 2 player mode and could be left out. The "start" was to begin the game, and would be used with or without the rest.

      I only point this out because I'm amazed at how often people get this code wrong. It's burned into my brain so completely that I don't think I could ever forget it. It's weird to see something that's so significant to the geek/video gamer culture get misrepresented so consistently.

      Of course, the accuracy of it isn't important to the joke, and I'm just being pedantic. I also have a hard time keeping my mouth shut when someone says "Somebody set us up the bomb!"

    2. Re:It's not that complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's burned into my brain so completely that I don't think I could ever forget it.
      Same here. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the original game boy. I believe it restores your health.
  142. Indeed! by Tomble · · Score: 5, Funny
    Demography Of Users Of Slashdot:
    Virtually All Voluminous Virginal Men

    Slashdot, eh? Evidently a work of divination! There was also mention of the location of the Holy Grail - but I think they were probably mistaken.

    --
    Be careful! New moon tonight.
    1. Re:Indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brillaint. Just Brilliant. Nice one.

    2. Re:Indeed! by igny · · Score: 1
      Demography Of Users Of Slashdot: Virtually All Voluminous Virginal Men.

      Strangely there is no P for Porn

      --
      In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
  143. Someone by empaler · · Score: 1

    might steal it. Wouldn't you rather have a car that the police checks up on all the time without your knowing, that would be spotted after an hour, rather than a car they'd never notice?

    1. Re:Someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah and I want them too pull me over everytime i light a joint inside it

  144. easy stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    somehow it really means,

    "Meet me at the corner pub for a pint the next time you're in town, your turn to buy."

  145. I believe that you are both wrong by empaler · · Score: 1

    It's 5.
    The sum of 2 and 3 or 3 and 2, blahblahblah and all that pseudo-superstitious crap.

    1. Re:I believe that you are both wrong by Lobo93 · · Score: 1

      (...)and all that pseudo-superstitious crap.

      Either you still don't grok it, nor being entirely serious, or you're just playing the intellectual reflex-card; it took me some mindphucking good years to fully understand the meaning of 5 and funfwissenschaft, but by Jebus!, it was worth every flax seed! ;)

      I mean, just look at your hand! The greatest truths are best hidden where everybody can see it. Just ask your local janit...Ooooh! An orange! And it's blue!

      --
      "The only clear view is from atop the mountain of our dead selves." - Peter Carroll
  146. D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I looked at this for a few minutes. The chances of decyphering the meaning is very very (VERY) slim, unless you find a good reference from the period about it.

    The "D.M." aparently has to do with a funeral right, in Latin, of course. I'd have to assume the rest is in Latin too. The number of latin words that the phrase could match are huge. Even if you did find a match for the phrase, which shouldn't be all that hard, it may or may not be right, without some other reference.

    Our
    Utterance
    Omits
    Some
    Valuable
    Assertation
    Validating
    Vexation

    Think of the phrase (and rather obnoxious to non-christians) WWJD.

    Where Would Joseph Drive?
    Why Would Josie Drink?
    Would Willy Just Die?
    White Water Jewish Dancing.

    From what I hear, it doesn't really mean any of those. Ask a Christian for the right answer.

    I considered finding a latin dictionary file, and having a program run through all the possible combinations, but since I don't read latin, it wouldn't make too much sense, now would it? If it is a reference to "the holy grail", that means some of those letters probably represent cities or countries somewhere in Europe or Asia, with their name from several centuries ago.

    For all we know, it's a tribute to all of someone's illigitimate children.

    --
    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  147. The hunt is on... by j.leidner · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I was tempted to believe the 'A' stood for Arcadia (Greek: ''), if only it weren't preceeded by a V...

    But the glyph V is also often used for the letters U or W (if doubled, VV), or for the digit 5 in (mostly Latin) inscriptions, so solving the puzzle it is best treated as a character class. It might be in Greek since Arcadia is mentioned, but the tombstone's ironic and ambiguous inscription (either "I, death, am in Arcadia, too" or "I, too used to dwell in Arcadia") suggests Latin.

    So we may consider V = [VWU5] as a working assumption.

    Since Arcadia is where the 'goddess' Artemis was said to live, we may assume the 'D' of D and M is a lady named Diana (the Latin name for Artemis), which supports further the hypothesis that it is all Latin.

    If this is so, we may extend out working assumption to A = [D].

    Now could anyone please post a complete family tree of Nicholas Poussin as well as the Anson family (and others who lived at Shugborough House around the time the stone was set up? Guests, staff, etc). We would need to find all possible candidates for D and M, then define some constraints to prune the search space (e.g. solution might be a couple, i.e. sex(D) != sex(M), female(D) => male(M) or a group of either 3 or five (again, 'V') friends).

    Here's an interesting picture collection to support the cryptoanalytic hunt.

    As for the 'holy grail', you can easily participate in the Sunday mass tomorrow (between breakfast and reading ./), sharing the Eucharist in rememberance of Jesus with much less hassle.

    1. Re:The hunt is on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a tunnel in Arcadia, the Artemis tunnel, maybe the holy grail is kept down there :-)

    2. Re:The hunt is on... by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      I had also pondered whether the 'V's were instead 'U's, but gave that up when I realized that there was also an actual 'U' as well. No sense in having both, right?

      --
      Punctanym: alternate spelling of words using punctuation or numerals in place of some or all of its letters; see 'leet'
    3. Re:The hunt is on... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Great. Just what I need, a bunch of monty pythonesque characters bumbling into the back of the sanctuary looking for a Grail...

      Sigh. Days like that make me wish we still used wine. Take the "strong grape juice" argument and flush it out your ass, there is no basis in reality. You can't store grape juice for very long without adaquate refridgeration, pasturization, and proper sealing. It becomes rancid. The people of ancient palestine made grape juice into wine for the same reason people drank beer in the middle ages like it was water. Booze stores pretty well, and the alcohol kills of the bacteria that cause disentary.

      Damn temperance movement.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:The hunt is on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As for the 'holy grail', you can easily participate in the Sunday mass tomorrow (between breakfast and reading ./), sharing the Eucharist in rememberance of Jesus with much less hassle.

      Or form the holy hexagram. Liber 333:69 "How to Succeed and The Way to Suck Eggs."

      Little children, love one annother.
  148. Riiight by empaler · · Score: 1

    Which chapter, then?

    Saying "Matthew, verse 12" is like saying "Umm... it's in the old testament... in the middle, somewhere".

    Well, granted, there are few chapters in Matthew, but still. Chapter 25, verse 34 (I think) and out, pretty much sums up what one needs to do to get into heaven (AFAIR).

    1. Re:Riiight by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      Oh. Sorry. It's at the beginning. I can go check again.

      My reference was crappy. =)

  149. It's the Zip Code +4 for the Holy Grail by joelsanda · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's probably the Zip Code +4 for the Holy Grail's final resting place. The Romans, so I've been told, were fairly smart folks and I'd be surprised if the The Republic didn't have the idea of Zip Codes.

    And with as fast as their Empire expanded they probably realized they needed four extra letters, what with the Goths moving in and all. (Not unlike the expansive nature of the American Empire under G.W. Bush, who may need to move towards "Zip + 5" after we add Afghanistan and Iraq to our growing list of suburbs).

    Of course, they based their Zip Code on what was to become the U.S. system, so the letters "DOUOS" are the first five letters of the zip. The "V" is probably a weathered hypen, and the "AVVM" are the last four digits.

    --
    The Luddites were ahead of their time.
  150. francmasonry? by hkfczrqj · · Score: 2, Informative

    The francmasons usually use *very long* abbreviations (just look at obituaries -- altough I don't think masons are *that* public in many countries). This happened in England, so I won't be suprised if it turns out that this monument has some significance for francmasonry, and that D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. is some kind of message for them.

    1. Re:francmasonry? by narcc · · Score: 1

      You would have done better to say "Freemasonry".

      Francmasonry looks to me like a spanish/romainian group -- probably pseudo-masonic.

      And yes, we (Freemasons) do tend to use long abbreviations, D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. wouldn't be a message (see: Freemasons cipher)

      What you're seeing in the obits are most likely his masonic credentials.

  151. profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Make up some random symbols.
    2) Tell everyone it reveals a Holy Grail.
    3) ?
    4) Profit.

  152. Translated, it reads . . . by tilrman · · Score: 1

    I have discovered a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition that this monument is too narrow to contain.

    Apologies to Fermat.

  153. Re:Greek or Latin? Doubtful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm inclined to agree... Obviously the 'U' existed since medieval times, but AFAIK it was quite uncommon for people to put it into inscriptions on coins, monuments, etc. Maybe it is used in this case because the word it represents is not Latin. (An English or French proper name?)

    Though it's getting a bit offtopic, here's some trivia:

    "Claudius also added three new letters of his own invention to the Latin alphabet maintaining that they were most necessary. He had written a book on the subject before his accession, and afterwards met with no obstacle on getting the letters officially adopted. They may still be found in a number of books, in the Official Gazette, and in inscriptions on public buildings."
    Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars (tr. R. Graves)
  154. Its far more innocent.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just an example of Third Reich l33t speak really.

    The message is to Von Munchhausen (VM) who has borrowed the senders video (alright then advanced Nazi prototype video from before our videos were invented) which he calls his AV. The sender, not remembering whether VM has the video or not is asking the the question..

    "Do you owe us the AV VM?"
    DO U O S V AV VM

    if the reply is something like

    NO I S CN PRON

    then the hypothesis will be confirmed.

  155. Give credit where credit is due by PredatoryDuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When will people stop claiming it was the British at Bletchley Park who cracked Enigma? It was a group of Poles working under Marion Rejewski at the Biuro Szyfrow who beat Enigma, but not until Hans Thilo Schmidt had betrayed the Germans by providing copies of the operational manuals to Enigma, which contained enough information to decipher the internal wiring. It was not until Poland was invaded that the bombes used to decipher Enigma encoded messages were moved to England. It is true, however, that it took the resources of Bletchley Park to build enough bombes to decipher messages after the number of wheels on the Enigma machine increased.

  156. one-time pad interpritation by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
    Uh, the one time pad was invented right after WW I by Gilbert Vernam, and is more appropriately called a Vernam cipher when reffering to a times before pads.

    Besides anachronism, the problem with this interpritation is that one would also have to store the key somewhere, and it would have to be worth it to put this cipher text in this obvious location.

  157. The Grail doesn't exist by Zerbey · · Score: 1, Insightful

    At least, it doesn't anymore in my opinion.

    Let's look at this logically. Jesus and his disciples where basically living in poverty, relying on the kindness of others for food and shelter. It's likely that the Grail Jesus drank from didn't even belong to them. It's also likely that it was a simple wooden cup.

    Now let's also look at what happened shortly after the Last Supper. Jesus was crucified and all of the disciples either fled, where captured or in one case, committed suicide.

    At the time, they didn't know what the significance of the Last Supper was (they found out 3 days later of course). Do you honestly think in all the confusion that occured on the first Easter they took the time to save a cup?

    The grail was either lost, or simply rotted long ago.

    1. Re:The Grail doesn't exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Eh. Playing devil's advocate... god's advocate, anyway. Personally, I'm an atheist ("but I'm flexible").
      The grail was either lost, or simply rotted long ago.
      You know all that neat stuff about dead saints not decomposing and smelling like roses? Who's to say a wooden cup couldn't have the same sort of deal? Doesn't rot; just smells good.
  158. Maybe they were shoppers! by Demodian · · Score: 1

    Below the image is a line of letters - O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V - and beneath that on either end, the letters D and M.

    Ancient barcode? Probably bought by the Knights of Wal*Mart... The tomb was more than likely a seasonal item next to the housewares (mirrored image).

    1. Re:Maybe they were shoppers! by glenstar · · Score: 1
      Ancient barcode?

      Nah... just Larry Wall's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather fooling around.

  159. I hear all languages. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M stands for:

    "Doek okewn uoenie oiile suienvg vaig asosovi veiinga vrine mnehigue", which is Cayepet for:

    "In otin ihuan in tonaltin nican tzonquica", which is Nahuatl for:

    "Aqui terminan los caminos y los dias", which is Spanish for:

    Here end the roads and the days.

    All they had to do was ask me. Experts my butt.

    Homo sum. Nihil humanum a me alienum puto. [I am a man: nothing human is alien to me. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)] (And don't call me a puto.)

  160. Re:To fight Tyson: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    007 373 5963
    of course..

  161. NO I S CN PRON??? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    No, It is Canadian pr0n?? what the fuck would anyone be looking at canadian pornagraphy for in Nazi Germany?

  162. obligatory Simpsons quote by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    Rocky II plus Rocky V equals Rocky VII, ADRIANS REVENGE!

    1. Re:obligatory Simpsons quote by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Hey, I think you got it! Unquestionably, this means that the Holy Grail is in Sylvester Stallone's bathroom.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  163. Prieure de Sion: The Treasure of Rennes-le-Ch& by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    http://www.mystae.com/restricted/streams/scripts/s ion.html This offers a solution of sorts. Slashdot is still butchering URL when used with plain text.

    --
    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
  164. You know you're a slashdot addict when ... by nunofgs · · Score: 1

    ... you create a DOUOSVAVVM username just so other slashdot addicts can throw the afore-mentioned act in your face

  165. hrmmm by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    wonder what will happen in a hundred years or so when people look back on chat logs and are like
    "what the dilly fuck does wtf mean?"

  166. Speaking of cryptic code... by wpiman · · Score: 2, Funny

    these guys should take a look at some of the code that I have been left with after a former colleague left my company.... forget engima, DES, or blowfish--- now this is crytpic...

  167. Darl by bobblebob · · Score: 0

    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M Darl McBride: Does Our Unix Operatong Systen validate All Very Valuable moneyes

  168. more by xandroid · · Score: 1

    "More prosaic solutions have surfaced over the years, including the conclusion that the first and last letters ('D' and 'M'), which sit slightly beneath the other letters, are initials for the Latin Diis manibus -- which was etched on Roman tombs to dedicate departing souls." (http://news.independent.co.uk/low_res/story.jsp?s tory=520409&host=3&dir=65)

    The guy who commissioned the sculpture was in the Navy, and fan of sea codes, and the family has had long interest in the Knights Templar.

    AP photo of the couple leading this, in front of the engraving: http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/i mages/20040512/wcode20512/_done_0513shug.jpg

    Google gives me only one reference to the line "out of your own sweet vale" that points to where it comes from: "The current Lord Lichfield's great-grandmother believed the letters represented the lines of a poem from Roman mythology about a shepherdess: 'Out of your own sweet vale Alicia vanish vanity twixt Deity and man, thou shepherdess the way.' " (http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/news/story/0,11711 ,1214603,00.html)

    --
    $ echo "ceci n'est pas une pipe" | sed -Ee 's/(eci n|pas )//g'
  169. Re:Greek or Latin? Doubtful. by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

    is clearly nonsense, since "ego" isn't written "I" in Latin.

    d'oh!

    --

    I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
  170. Obligatory hints from Monty Python script by ManyLostPackets · · Score: 2, Funny


    BEDEVERE: Do you think he meant the Camargue?
    GALAHAD: Where's that?
    BEDEVERE: France, I think.
    LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaarrrgghh's in Cornwall?
    ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
    ( A muffled roar is heard. )
    BEDEVERE: Oooooooooh!
    LAUNCELOT: No "Aaarrrgghh ... " at the back of the throat, "Aaarrrgghh ... "
    BEDEVERE: No! "Oooooooooh!" in surprise and alarm.

  171. Just some random thoughts... by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

    I've seen a number of people here already saying that the code is too small to be any form of encryption.

    What if the two outer letters indicated a mixing of sorts?

    Instead of D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M

    The D and M could possibly expand the letters to two-letter combos...

    DO DU DO DS DV DA DV DV
    MO MU MO MS MV MA MV MV

    Now, you have 16 possible letter combinations instead of eight... potentially more ways to integrate them into a new cypher of some kind.

    Another possibility is that the OUOSVAVV isn't the message... it could be the key, and maybe D and M could be a second part of the key.

    Perhaps the sculptor used those letters in conjunction with the other inscription ("Et in arcadia ego") in some odd fashion to produce a workable plaintext. Just because the inscription is in plaintext, doesn't mean it isn't an encrypted form of OTHER plaintext... it's just much more improbable. ...or maybe I'm just babbling now.

  172. The real translation by stox · · Score: 1

    IOU One Holy Grail

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    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
  173. Re:WWJD by attercoppe · · Score: 2, Funny

    The best alternate I've heard:

    Who Wants Jack Daniels?

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    Hardware Geeks Do It With The Covers Off!
  174. Re:In case you were wondering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

    Ps 14:1

  175. Precedent in The Musgrave Ritual? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would it be possible to come up with a better explanation? This woman was of the family and is in the best possition to know.

    I wouldn't be so sure about that...

    "'He bowed with the look of a man who is utterly crushed, and slunk past me without a word. The taper was still on the table, and by its light I glanced to see what the paper was which Brunton had taken from the bureau. To my surprise it was nothing of any importance at all, but simply a copy of the questions and answers in the singular old observance called the Musgrave Ritual. It is a sort of ceremony peculiar to our family, which each Musgrave for centuries past has gone through on his coming of age--a thing of private interest, and perhaps of some little importance to the archaeologist, like our own blazonings and charges, but of no practical use whatever.'

    "'We had better come back to the paper afterwards,' said I.

    "'If you think it really necessary,' he answered, with some hesitation.

    -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Musgrave Ritual
  176. Latin by ValourX · · Score: 0

    Likely it's Latin. Inscriptions of note, since the history of the Latin language, have been in Latin.

    Furthermore, the Vs are probably Us.

    -Jem
    1. Re:Latin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Optimae uxoris optimae sororis viduus amantissimus vovit virtutibus ("Dedicated by a most affectionate widower to the virtues of the best of wives and the best of sisters")

      Suggested in yesterday's Guardian Newspaper by P Windley - Sudbury, Suffolk UK

  177. Could it be any clearer ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you look up "Anna Seward" 1747-1809, the poet who wrote the prose "of ure own sweet vale Alicia vanish vanity 'twixt deity and man", you'll find her father was a canon at Lichfield Cathedral in 1757, and she was dubbed the "Swan of Lichfield".
    Now go back and read the article. I don't think there's any enigma here.
    The monument is the right age, the text fits, the descendants have the right story.

  178. Scrabble by cpt_rhetoric · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for it to become an acceptable term for something totally unsolvable. I'd make a killing on a triple word score in Scrabble.

  179. Oh, I see. It's perfectly obvious. by iabervon · · Score: 1

    "Even in Arcadia, there am I." Perhaps they should look in Arcadia...

    (The thing that is perfectly obvious is that it is a joke to make you all mad, of course)

  180. Maybe this is what you were thinking of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you enter the code quickly and get tired of waiting for the title screen to show up you can display it by pressing Start.

    Thus, I remember the buttons as such:

    up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Start Start for one player and

    up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Start- Se lect-Start for two players.

    Of course the actual code ends with B-A. The Start's and select's are just for player selection.

    Also, this sequence (called the Konami code) was in fact used in several games. Check this out:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?te rm=Kon ami+Code

  181. pffft by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    I would've said "Cryptic Code Confuses Crypotologists"

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  182. Year 3003 by Hugonz · · Score: 1

    Modern cryptologist stumble at the meaning of an inscription in a tshirt, found in a time capsule. The insciption reads: AYBABTU

  183. my theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    here's my theory...

    if it's a location of the holy grail (assuming it's the holy grail) then there has to be numbers, most likley a lagitude and latitude values

    so here's the deal...

    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
    00000000011111111112 222222
    12345678901234567890123456

    so by getting the numbers of each letter we get the following values

    4 15 21 15 19 22 1 22 22 13

    so now we will join each latitude/longitude value as in (latitude/longitude)

    4/15 connects to 21/15 which connects to 19/22 which connects to 1/22 which connects to 22/13

    after connecting these we have a sort of triangule in around central africa, and to add more interest it surrounds the country of CHAD (Map [gesource.ac.uk] and Info [gesource.ac.uk]) which has been in the news a few years ago about a discovery of the oldest skull found that might related to the human being (news [csmonitor.com].

    quoting from that news:

    What's more, it was found along the shores of a dry lake in the country of Chad, 1,500 miles west of the east African rift valleys often called "the cradle of humankind."

    For years, lead researcher Michel Brunet has tilted mostly unsuccessfully against the long-held theory that hominids emerged from the Great Rift Valley around Kenya then spread westward across Africa and into the broader world. Now, in the hominid he has named Toumai, or "hope of life" in the local language, he has proof that the earliest prehumans covered a larger area.


    interesting eh?
    clepto9@excite.com

    1. Re:my theory by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Funny

      "4/15 connects to 21/15 which connects to 19/22 which connects to 1/22 which connects to 22/13"

      Add those all up and subtract 666 to get 9/11, which obviously implies that Steve Gibson was responsible for the flooding of the nile.

    2. Re:my theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that "interesting"?
      It doesn't account for N/S E/W - assumes NE. Any coordinates chosen in this way will end up the northern 2/3 of Africa. Chad is roughly in the middle of that.
      I'm no Amazing Randy, but I am pretty skeptical about the mumbo-jumbo of the parent post.

  184. Re:Greek or Latin? Doubtful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right about the "U" not being part of the Roman alphabet, but the article's translation is fine. Vergil tended to make use of understood subjects such as death, and he tended to not put in some verbs that were unimportant such as "am" and "said." What's interesting is that it looks like the quote is in dactyllic hexameter with the thesis of the first foot removed. Vergil wrote quite a bit in dactyllic hexameter, but I don't recall a time when he bit off part of a foot.

  185. Re:In case you were wondering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More bothersome are fools who speak not in themselves, but out their mouths, and not from their hearts or minds, but from their fear.

  186. My guess by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    The two letters that are seperated from the rest: Married couple's first initials.

    The rest of the letters: Their children.

    Interesting, and slightly related: http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.asp

  187. I've done it! by TrozPoit · · Score: 4, Funny
    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M

    It's obvious where the grail is...

    Down. Over. Up. Over. South. V... Vest. Ah, fuck it.

    1. Re:I've done it! by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      > take grail
      You get the holy grail.

      > drink grail
      You drink the water from the holy grail.
      Your face melts.

      You are DEAD! ...Sorry!
      --
      Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
  188. All your base? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's AYBABTU in latin?

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  189. Wasn't that a Fishbone song? by nrmrvrk · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Venture To The Land Of The Freeze Dried Godzilla Farts"

    orsomethingtothateffect.

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    Keine eier
  190. Corporal by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

    Then they'd just kick you in the balls instead.

  191. Now it's my turn to guess! by Buster+Chan · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's got something to do with the Toynbee Tiles! In case you're not "in the know", the Toynbee Tiles are a top-secret Masonic project in which the bodies of famous great thinkers are literally "seeded" at famous intersections througout North America, and their graves are marked with a puzzling message about Kubrick. JUST KIDDING! I actually have no clue who's behind the tiles, just as I have no clue what we're talking about? What code? Can I find it on a streetcorner? If so, I have to wait until daytime because there's a lot of prostitutes in my neighbourhood.
    Well, since I'm gonna get bad karma anyway for this inappropriate comment, I might as well take this opportunity to plug the things I love: STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE and HOMESTAR RUNNER and BANANA CHAN and SEGA DREAMCAST. There. May the Karma gods spit on me.

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    "I am a fictional character."
  192. Cyberiad by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a story like that in Stanislaw Lem's "Cyberiad". Might be the one you're thinking of. Basically, one character sends messages to another one; the messages are intentionally trite, with no hidden meaning whatsoever, but everyone thinks that it's a fiendishly complicated cypher. In the end, it turns out that the only purpose of the messages was to discredit the recipient in the eyes of his paranoid master, who, unable to discern the "secret", simply assumes the worst.

  193. noon blue apples by subtropolis · · Score: 1

    I could never understand how they settled on "at noon" from "a midi". Midi is also a name for the southern part of France. I tried once (and failed) to find out how long that name has been used. Does anyone know? The codes were found in the late 19th century, but Dagobert II was alive ~650 AD.

    Of course, the 'pommes bleu' bit is still pretty strange.

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    "Our interests are to see if we can't scale it up to something more exciting," he said.
  194. Hirschfeld, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Maybe the engraver's daughter is named DOUOSVAVVM

  195. Quote - unlikely by boldra · · Score: 1
    It most likely could be something like a quote, or a saying or something like that -- a lot of weird inscriptions at various sites across the world have been found to be such statements.
    Of course! It's a quote! Now we just need to find a common phrase that includes three words beginning with V and one beginning with U!

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    I've been posting on the net since 1994 and I still haven't come up with a good sig!
    1. Re:Quote - unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so hard about that? "V" is a common letter at the beginning of a word in Latin. Given that the stone also has "Et in Arcadia ego!" on it, Latin's a pretty good bet for the language this is in.

      So: Optimae uxoris optimae sororis viduus amantissimus vovit virtutibus (Dedicated by a most affectionate widower to the virtues of the best of wives and the best of sisters). Or

      You Slashbots are so badly educated.

  196. A quote by gerardrj · · Score: 1

    The article has a quote in the side bar "The inscription is obviously a classical reference. It's either Latin or Greek and based on some historical happening".

    Does it bother anyone else that anyone would seriously state something is "obvious" when they have nearly no information about the meaning, context, author or anything else?

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  197. It's all very simple by DanBrusca · · Score: 1

    From an article in The Guardian

    "The picture shows a female figure watching as three shepherds gather around a tomb and point at letters within an inscription carved upon it, which read: Et in Arcadia Ego! (And I am in Arcadia too.) Beneath it the letters O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V. are carved, and underneath them a D and an M.

    The current Lord Lichfield's great-grandmother believed the letters represented the lines of a poem from Roman mythology about a shepherdess: "Out of your own sweet vale Alicia vanish vanity twixt Deity and man, thou shepherdess the way.""


    Job done, move along.

  198. The Clue by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    Decoding the letters is a red herring. After all it could be a one time pad.

    The painting shows someone touching the stone - trace your hand or finger over the stone in the pattern of the spelled letters to open a secret hideaway.

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    Know your pads. One time pad: good for cryptography. Two timing pad: where to take your mistress.
  199. Common practice by slpalmer · · Score: 2, Informative

    It seems abbreviated phrased on tombstones was a common practice, ie. (from wikiquote)

    * Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo.
    o Translation: "I was not, I was, I am not, I don't care." (found on tombstones abbreviated NFFNSNC)

  200. Actually... by marsvin · · Score: 1

    D M is a common inscription on Roman gravestones (can't quite remember what it stood for, something to do with the gods of death), which are also usually full of cryptic abbreviations, in order to save space... "Gaius" becoming "C.", that sort of thing.

    Frankly, I don't see what's so interesting.

  201. Simply by brendan_orr · · Score: 1

    "Forty Two", including the space

    1. Re:Simply by brendan_orr · · Score: 1

      er, "Forty Two!" (yeah, I know, "Preview" is a pretty neat button to press)

  202. I know! by marvinalone · · Score: 2, Funny
  203. Heh! by Jack+Zombie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Rknpgyl!

    V jvfu crbcyr jbhyq fgbc ernqvat zrnavat vagb rirelguvat, vg'f whfg fghcvq. Vg'f whfg yvxr gubfr crbcyr jub frr zrnavat ba Fynfuqbg cbfgf... cher vqvbpl.

    Bu, naq V qrpbqrq gur Q.B.H.B.F.I.N.I.I.Z. guvatvr znwvatvr, vg ernqf LINA RUG AVBW!!!!

    (V yvxr gbegvyynf, ol gur jnl)

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  204. While I hate people who explain jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in this case I fear it's necessary. Parent is referring to Stoppard's play Arcadia.

  205. I got it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. (V+V=W)

    Dont Ordinate Users Of Swaziland Another Windows Machine.

  206. It's because of the way engraving mixes V/U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It actually reads "DOUOS SUAVUM" or "two cool people" (douo=two suave=cool, talking about people from the endings). That's all.

  207. It's probably some random acronym. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup.

  208. GKIII by tsa · · Score: 1
    --

    -- Cheers!

  209. AYBABTU by MikeyNg · · Score: 1

    I can only imagine cryptologists of the 24th century trying to go through old internet logs as they attempt to decipher "AYBABTU"

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    Where the wind blows, the tumbleweed goes.
  210. A Publicity Stunt by polyp2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Im more than certain that this is a publicity stunt. A very good one apparently that it should appear on CBS. "As it happens!" I was at Shugborough Hall on this very same day. I was doing a bit-part in a documentary called "All The Queens Cooks". There were a number of people milling around doing press-shoots etc. But to me it seemed like a stunt, to get people to visit the Hall, I think it also some sort of anniversary of the Enigma or Alan Turing round about now too.

    They had got the Enigma all layed out on display on a table with red velvet, (ie for show). In reality if the real purpose of this excersize was to crack those codes dont you think they would have used a laptop with an enigma simulator/code cracking program? So while they may be attempting to crack that code I think there were also some alterior motives on their mind, like getting a bit of publicity for the tourist trade!

    nick ...

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  211. I have discovered a truly remarkable key by graybeard · · Score: 1

    but this textarea is too small to contain it.

  212. Try this one then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quite superb Atari ST game Dungeon Master (mid 1980's by FTL) contained the following text in a scroll you could pick up. Now there are a lot of Dungeon Master fans, and a lot of Dungeon Master fan-sites but the decyphering of this still remains illusive. Anyone any ideas?

    "Grynix jernum quey ki skebow rednim u os dey wefna enocarn aquantana"

  213. Recipe for... by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    I think they will find out that it's simply a recipe for Potato Pancakes.

  214. Why mean anything? by shish · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone carved a bunch of random letters just so that they could look down from heaven at all us idiots trying to figure it out?

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  215. Take Some Pills and Squeegee Your Third Eye! by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    There is no "Holy Grail" in the object sense.

    The mythical Grail refers to the bloodline of Jesus. The existence of the bloodline proves that Jesus is human. That's bad PR.

    The "Quests" were a layer of mythology laid over massive, armed trips to the Middle-East where caches of archaelogical evidence existed to support the above concept. Review the Google results of a search on "nights templar grail middle east jesus crusade". Investigate gnostic christianity. It held that its leader, Jesus, was only human in much the same manner as Bhuddism.

    Support the truth by thinking and learning for yourself.

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  216. Blood Lines and Family Trees by CaptCanuk · · Score: 1

    I didn't want to think about this but when I woke up in the morning, I had a possible answer. What if it should have been written sideways?
    D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. would be
    D.
    O.
    U.
    O.
    S.
    V.
    A.
    V.
    V.
    M.

    You'd expect to see names on a tomb wouldn't you? What if the Holy Grail was actually a bloodline instead of a chalice (san graal vs sang raal ?). Maybe the originator identified a subset of the progeny of Jesus? I'm guessing 4-5 generations span a 100 years and we are looking at 2000 years so somewhere between 80-100 people (assumption: everyone has a child at age 20).

    If this were all true, then someone has to trace back their ancestry to 10 forefathers with those initials.

    Then again, everyone says I'm full of crazy talk.

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  217. Nicely put. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, that's fuckin' brilliant. Nicely put.

  218. I WANT REGEX SEARCHES! by Jahf · · Score: 1

    While it -might- not work, it would be interesting to plug this into Google with a regex like:

    (D|d)[^ ]*\ (O|o)[^ ]*\ to see if any web site (besides this thread :) had matches

    Altavista used to have something almost like Regex (they allowed grouping and some operators but not all). Honestly, this could probably have been done with Altavista's old version of "Advanced Search".

    I understand it had some intense computing behind such a search, and I wouldn't expect immediate results, so to offset the impact allow people to submit regex to a queue and email them when finished.

    And yeah, I've submitted this as a request a couple of times and been ignored. I'll try again, maybe post-IPO they'll have the resources to work a bugger like this.

    Anyone know of a search service or search meta-service that accepts regex?

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  219. or maybe by dh003i · · Score: 1

    Maybe the reason no-one's cracked it for 250 years is because *THERE IS NO CODE*. Maybe it's just a big prank, them fucking with people's minds.

  220. Unfortunately, by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny

    on their homepage (http://www.testamints.com), I see no indication of who has or has not endorsed their products (apart from God almighty, of course)

  221. classical latin or greek by kwoff · · Score: 0

    I don't see why the one person is so convinced it's a classical Latin or Greek reference.

  222. Re:Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does fear bother you?

    Or is it the fact that some people respect that they themselves did not create the universe or run it, or have any authority in it aside that which is given to them.
    What is the problem? You want to take issue with God Almighty? That's playing the fool.

    I do not respect men. I fear God, and discern that which is good from that which is evil by the spirit of truth, which in the end will be the judge of all. I do not invent the truth, I seek it, respect it, and value it.

    Seek and ye shall find... It's easy, you just can't claim to be a know-it-all - that's the first speed bump.

  223. Ah yes, you are ignorant and confused by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    You confuse Christianity with a small sample of people from that religion.

    While I am a follower of Loki, I am amused by your deceit and trickery. ;) Your ad hominine fallacies reveal much about your character. Your fallacies show flaws in your logic. Therefore your logic is flawed.

    Christianity is based on truths, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, love your enemies, etc. Like Islam, and many other religions, those truths have been distorted or forgotten or ignored by the followers. This is where we have a breakdown. Thus you base the actions of a few to the entire population, which is called prejudging. This prejudging is what bigots do. Thus, it is logical to conclude that you are indeed a bigot. Thus you are also a hypocite. Should I be the same as you, I would brand all members of your religion as bigots or hyporcites, but I will not. Doing so is a fallacy, which I will not commit.

    Christianity has contributed much to society, many Christian run homeless shelters do a lot of good work. Feeding, clothing, and taking care of the poor. Many Christian organizations also take care of the poor in other countries. More so than any other religion. This philisophy came from Jesus hiself, to take care of the least of your brothers. He said "What so ever you do to the least of your brothers, you do unto me." Doing so taught a philisophy of taking care of the poor. This in itself is a philisophical truth. You apparently are too blind to see this. Many books are written on Christian ideas, like servent leadership, which contributed much to literature. In fact one of the greatest stories ever told was inspired by Christianity, the story of "King Arthur". Many good litature books, which of course you are also too blind to see. Hatred has blinded you, apparently. Let go of that hate.

    I recall a Roman Emperor Constantine I, who said that if God helped him win the next battle, which the odds were against him, that he would change the offical religion of the empire. God was on his side and he won. That in itself is evidence of God doing something. There are other examples but your hatred has blinded you to them.

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  224. Re:I got a great idea on how to solve this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just Google it!

  225. Re: Or the recent favorite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    W E L C O
    M E T O T
    H E N E X
    TL E V EL

    (hmm yeah, sorry you had to read this lower-case filler text)

  226. I have discovered a truly remarkable response.... by NarrMaster · · Score: 0

    but the lameness filter is too constraining to allow it.

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  227. Re:WWJD by jcuervo · · Score: 1
    Who Wants Jack Daniels?
    *raises hand*
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    Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
  228. HS Yearbook Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC, my HS yearbook was full of BFF, TTFN, LOL, STFU, BBQ, DOHC, etc.

    The whole point was that they were messages that only the right person would understand. Secret data? hardly! Just a note to say "hi".