I just heard some sad news on talk radio. The anti-slash jihad was found dead in his internet home this morning at the age of 3 months. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the trolling community will miss it -- even if you didn't enjoy it, there's no denying its contribution to troll culture. Truly a Slashdot icon.
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When shit-colored nigger filth moves into an area, do the property values go up or do they go down?
I don't know what you mean by "shit colored nigger filth" but I do know that I live in an apartment, and if property values went down, that would make it easier for me to afford a house. So could you send some of this "shit colored nigger filth" to my city? I'm sick of renting.
Way offtopic, so I'm posting with my trolling account.
The bullet isn't taking 5s to accelerate to 700m/s. Instead, the barrel is 5m long. Read the question more carefully next time. We can write the following 2 equations: 5m = (1/2)(a)(t^2) a = (700m/s)/t
Therefore 5m = (1/2)[(700m/s)/t](t^2) 5m = (350m/s)(t) t = (5m)/(350m/s) t = 1/70th of a second
a = (700m/s)/(1/70)s = 49,000 m/s^2 (or about 5000 g's)
Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that global warming will make winter colder, the Clear Skies initiative makes the air dirty, the Healthy Forests initiative chops down trees, Bush wants to increase funding to the National Endowment for the Arts, and p2p companies are suing record labels.
Hey cool, I read that book for an economics class when I was in college. I thought the fifth chapter (the one that compares the marketing strategies of porn studios to those of international drug cartels) was the most interesting.
If you want to read this book, I suggest picking it up at the library or buying it off Ebay (should be under $10). It's an interesting book, but I wouldn't pay 50 bucks to read it.
With all the spelling errors, bad grammar, dupes, karma whores, and trolling, if these kids are "improving" their writing on Slashdot, we're all doomed.
Imagine, the whole world watching on TV as the first human sets foot on Mars... and she shows us TWO "surprise guests" this time! Would NASA TV cut away as fast as CBS did?
The name service is very important for finding porn sites. There's an endless number of sites you can get to by just guessing the url: sex.com, porn.com, blowjob.com, weirdkinkystuff.com, etc. If you just had numerical IP addresses, you'd be stuck with 69.69.69.69 and not much else.
I don't know where the infringing code is, but I saw the following at SCO's web site:
SCO, Caldera, Unix, int, double, return, void, malloc, ls, Flamebait, Troll, Redundant, Overrated, Mozilla, and fork are trademarks of the SCO Group and may not be used without permission. This is not an exhaustive list of all trademarks held by the SCO Group. If you would like to inquire about our licensing terms, please write to Daryl Mcbride, 666 Main St., Lindon, Utah 84042.
Just try to tell me you've never done any of the following (in the USA):
(1) Driven 56 in a 55 zone. (2) Had a beer when you were 20. (3) Failed to obey each and every provision of the USA PATRIOT Act. (4) Donated something (like an old car or furniture) to charity and claimed a tax write off larger than what you could have sold it for. (5) Only slowed down to 1 mph at a stop sign. (6) Stopped at a red light with your wheels in the crosswalk. (7) Jaywalked. (8) Started crossing at an intersection after the little red hand started flashing. (9) Let your tire tread depth get below 2/16ths of an inch. (10) Ordered something off the internet from another state without paying the appropriate sales tax due to your home state. (11) Won money at a casino without reporting it to the IRS.
If you've done any of the above, you should either quit criticizing Forbes, or turn yourself in to the police.
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I just heard some sad news on talk radio. The anti-slash jihad was found dead in his internet home this morning at the age of 3 months. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the trolling community will miss it -- even if you didn't enjoy it, there's no denying its contribution to troll culture. Truly a Slashdot icon.
/home2/marriott/www/admin/include/mysqlconnect.php on line 2
The pathetic details:
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can't connect to the server
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Hmmm... Random five digit numbers... Has someone gotten ahold of shitstorm again?
Does anyone else feel this took way too long? I seriously can't believe any of the others haven't had the balls (or money) to stand up to them yet.
The person countersuing is a woman. Isn't it ironic...
When shit-colored nigger filth moves into an area, do the property values go up or do they go down?
I don't know what you mean by "shit colored nigger filth" but I do know that I live in an apartment, and if property values went down, that would make it easier for me to afford a house. So could you send some of this "shit colored nigger filth" to my city? I'm sick of renting.
Or something like that. Not sure if I got the right number of "great"s or not.
Way offtopic, so I'm posting with my trolling account.
The bullet isn't taking 5s to accelerate to 700m/s. Instead, the barrel is 5m long. Read the question more carefully next time.
We can write the following 2 equations:
5m = (1/2)(a)(t^2)
a = (700m/s)/t
Therefore
5m = (1/2)[(700m/s)/t](t^2)
5m = (350m/s)(t)
t = (5m)/(350m/s)
t = 1/70th of a second
a = (700m/s)/(1/70)s = 49,000 m/s^2 (or about 5000 g's)
In lieu of flowers, please make a contribution to the NetBSD Foundation via Paypal at paypal@NetBSD.org.
I can't think of a scenario in which someone's career could be ruined by a Slashdot troll.
You could be fired for surfing porn at work.
Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that global warming will make winter colder, the Clear Skies initiative makes the air dirty, the Healthy Forests initiative chops down trees, Bush wants to increase funding to the National Endowment for the Arts, and p2p companies are suing record labels.
If people weren't in front of their computers 24/7 maybe they wouldn't be isolated and lonely..
How do you expect to meet people if you don't use a computer to go to the places that have been set up for people to meet new people?
Hey cool, I read that book for an economics class when I was in college. I thought the fifth chapter (the one that compares the marketing strategies of porn studios to those of international drug cartels) was the most interesting.
If you want to read this book, I suggest picking it up at the library or buying it off Ebay (should be under $10). It's an interesting book, but I wouldn't pay 50 bucks to read it.
With all the spelling errors, bad grammar, dupes, karma whores, and trolling, if these kids are "improving" their writing on Slashdot, we're all doomed.
Here they are!
And I get first post :)
Imagine, the whole world watching on TV as the first human sets foot on Mars... and she shows us TWO "surprise guests" this time! Would NASA TV cut away as fast as CBS did?
How is the parent flamebait? There must be a *BSD is dead reference in there somewhere...
The name service is very important for finding porn sites. There's an endless number of sites you can get to by just guessing the url: sex.com, porn.com, blowjob.com, weirdkinkystuff.com, etc. If you just had numerical IP addresses, you'd be stuck with 69.69.69.69 and not much else.
I don't know where the infringing code is, but I saw the following at SCO's web site:
SCO, Caldera, Unix, int, double, return, void, malloc, ls, Flamebait, Troll, Redundant, Overrated, Mozilla, and fork are trademarks of the SCO Group and may not be used without permission. This is not an exhaustive list of all trademarks held by the SCO Group. If you would like to inquire about our licensing terms, please write to Daryl Mcbride, 666 Main St., Lindon, Utah 84042.
Looks like you've figured out how the ddos works. Put "www.sco.com" in the virus, get it mentioned on Slashdot, and the /. effect takes down the site.
What if I'm working from home?
Uh oh. Looks like the Bush administration is going to have to orchestrate another attack before the November elections.
It even seems to be affecting some of the comments. Not all of them, though. There must be some sort of weird bug in the Slashcode.
Actually, they gave him a Slashdot subscription so he could post pro-MS trolls and help spread anti-Linux FUD.
Just try to tell me you've never done any of the following (in the USA):
(1) Driven 56 in a 55 zone.
(2) Had a beer when you were 20.
(3) Failed to obey each and every provision of the USA PATRIOT Act.
(4) Donated something (like an old car or furniture) to charity and claimed a tax write off larger than what you could have sold it for.
(5) Only slowed down to 1 mph at a stop sign.
(6) Stopped at a red light with your wheels in the crosswalk.
(7) Jaywalked.
(8) Started crossing at an intersection after the little red hand started flashing.
(9) Let your tire tread depth get below 2/16ths of an inch.
(10) Ordered something off the internet from another state without paying the appropriate sales tax due to your home state.
(11) Won money at a casino without reporting it to the IRS.
If you've done any of the above, you should either quit criticizing Forbes, or turn yourself in to the police.