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  1. You call it a mistake. on Bing Search Tainted By Pro-Microsoft Results · · Score: 0

    M$ calls it a Genuine Advantage (TM). Click here if you want to know more about the advantages of legal software.

  2. Yes, but... on Windows 7 RTM Reviewed & Benchmarked · · Score: 0

    When it updates, will it tell me the Advantages of Using Genuine Software? I don't ever check that box, but always chuckle thinking that I could, if I wanted to.

  3. I hope you can type standing up... on First MS Retail Stores Will be In Scottsdale, AZ and Mission Viejo, CA · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ...because they won't have any chairs.

  4. Kill Bit Vol. 175 on Microsoft's Urgent Patch Precedes Black Hat Session · · Score: 0

    After a while, these sequels all seem the same to me. Pass the popcorn please.

  5. Tron Helper on Tron Legacy Exposed · · Score: 0

    I saw the original Tron film the day it opened in theaters, on mushrooms. The impact was enormous, like a reindeer flotilla.

  6. On the other hand... on The Web of Data, Beyond What Google and Yahoo Show · · Score: 0

    Now that you've been slashdotted, I'm wondering how would it look if you could get all these bits and compose them automatically to form your home page?

  7. Re:why is AVG still a major player? on AVG Update Breaks iTunes · · Score: 0

    Ask yourself why Windows is still a major player why don't you? Sounds like somebody got up on the wrong side of the Leopard/Vista flameware this morning!

  8. Me Too Strategy on Celebrate Your Next Birthday At the Microsoft Store · · Score: 0

    What are they paying their management for exactly? I'll "me too" the marketplace for double what I'm earning now as an unpaid mac fanboi, just for the nice office's free wifi and a hot secretary.

  9. The other Diller on Free Web Content a "Myth," Claims Barry Diller · · Score: 0

    Phyllis Diller made more sense than this guy.

  10. The Bacall Diet: You know how to diet don't you? on Researchers Enable Mice To Exhale Fat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Just put your lips together and blow.

  11. Oh, I know this one! on John Hodgman Asks Obama, "Are You a Nerd?" · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bet Obama knew these, but was too shamed to say so...

    First Answer is Shai_Halud
    Second Anser is Thumper
    Third Answer is Pre-Spice Mass

  12. beta me on Could We Beam Broadband Internet Into Iran? · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our broadband-beaming overlords. Please beam it into Algonquin, IL first.

  13. Yoga on Where Does a Geek Find a Social Life? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yoga. Namaste.

  14. The bright side on In Round 2, Jammie Thomas Jury Awards RIAA $1,920,000 · · Score: 0

    If they take the money and start producing music that doesn't suck, then this may actually work out OK for everyone.

  15. Re:I disagree that Open Source is like Science on What Open Source Shares With Science · · Score: 0

    Three words: George Washington Carver

  16. October 22 is 10-22 on Microsoft Confirms October 22 Release Date For Windows 7 · · Score: 0

    In police radio code, a 10-22 means to disregard the last assignment. Microsoft wants me to disregard Vista? Roger that.

  17. Re:Tag? on Polaroid Lovers Try To Revive Its Instant Film · · Score: 0

    Pron? You're soaking in it!

  18. Let me guess... on Microbes 100M Years Old Found In Termite Guts · · Score: 0

    Weaponization begins in 3, 2, 1, ...

  19. Simple and Satisfying on Microsoft Patents the Crippling of Operating Systems · · Score: 0

    A well thrown chair will do the trick.

  20. meh on Apple Rumored To Want To Buy Twitter · · Score: 0

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

  21. And for good reason: on Office 2007SP2 ODF Interoperability Very Bad · · Score: 0

    It's part of M$ new Genuine Dis-Advantage Program!

  22. Isn't this old news? on Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force · · Score: 0

    This news was supposed to run on April 1, not May 1.

  23. Re:He has a history on RMS Says "Software As a Service" Is Non-free · · Score: 0

    I find it deliciously ironic that, As A Service, RMS offers the world his thoughts on... Software. The rumor is: IBM is working to get RMS on Jeopardy. Cool!

  24. The Windows 8 Enunciation Proclamation on Microsoft Suffers Leaks, Lagging Sales Numbers As They Look Forward To Windows 8 · · Score: 0

    I'm going to pronounce it Windows "Hate", and the next version after that Windows "Nein".

  25. Re:Very punny :P on Using Light's Handedness To Find Alien Life · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, life is most certainly NOT even-handed.