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  1. You heard it here first on XP Reprieve, Downgrade May Continue After Win7 · · Score: 1, Funny

    M$ has re-hired the cast of Friends to film a video on the benefits of downgrading to XP.

  2. Game changer danger on Microsoft Unveils Open Source Exploit Finder · · Score: 0

    Dan Kaminsky, a well-known security expert who also provides consulting services to Microsoft, hailed the release a 'game changer' because it provides a reliable way for developers to sort through thousands of bugs to identify the several dozen that pose the greatest risk.

    I, for one, welcome our new, less risky, Horde Overlords!

    If this Game Changer doesn't work, does that mean it's game over?

  3. Yikes! on Cisco Barges Into the Server Market · · Score: 0

    Come in through Windows and pwn the stack. What's next, Patch February?

  4. Let me guess, the most popular answer is... on Wolfram Promises Computing That Answers Questions · · Score: 0

    42

  5. How do you smell Marketing? on Microsoft Unveils "Elevate America" · · Score: 1, Funny
    Microsoft Unveils "Elevate America"

    Wow. And I though "Genuine Advantage" was lame.

  6. Really now people! on Don't Like EULAs? Get Your Cat To Agree To Them · · Score: 0

    My cat's name is Eula, so now I'm really confused. This cat and mouse game must stop!

  7. Re:MICROSOFT SUCKS! (read before modding!) on Microsoft To Open Retail Stores · · Score: 0

    Good luck running that program in a store full of BSOD boxen.

  8. This plan needs a name. on Microsoft Slaps $250K Bounty On Conficker Worm · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft Slaps $250K Bounty On Conficker Worm"

    This plan needs a name. How about calling it "The Quicker Picker Upper"?

  9. I'm on it Steve. on Microsoft Slaps $250K Bounty On Conficker Worm · · Score: 0

    Ballmer found a worm in his tequila bottle and asked me to look into it. No prob Steve. Don't let the chair hit me on the way out!

  10. WTF? on Microsoft To Open Retail Stores · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why would anyone go to a store when they can download viruses at home for free?

  11. In other news... on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 0

    RJ Reynolds announced they'll begin offering only one brand of cigarette, saying that "having read slashdot we feel that today people don't want choices, they want nicotine; hence we've fired our marketing department and it's branding consultants."

  12. Mandatory Hui Neng quote on Why Mirroring Is Not a Backup Solution · · Score: 0

    Bodhi is no tree, nor is the mind a standing mirror bright. Since all is originally empty, where does the dust alight?

  13. Obligatory quote in 3,2,1... on Scientist Patents New Method To Fight Global Warming · · Score: 0

    Oh the humidity!

  14. What is Cut & Run? on Huge iPhone Cut-and-Paste Tool Security Flaw · · Score: 0

    Jeopardy Answer: Pastebud's new Business Plan

  15. Re:Not being answered on Long-Term Personal Data Storage? · · Score: 0

    The parent comment may be true, but for me the scarier truth is just how many of the unwashed masses never do a backup. Hence, ANY effort to backup files practically screams l33+, except of course on slashdot. I've read through most of the comments on this topic and would only add that getting a copies off-site is very important. Stuff happens, locally.

  16. Re:I've never understood this sort of thing on Microsoft Plans VR Simulation of Everything? · · Score: 0
    "It seems to me to be a clunky, uninspired way to interact in a digital environment."

    We're talking about Microsoft here, so what's your point?

  17. I know this one! on What Happens To Code From Failed Projects? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doh! It gets patched every second Tuesday of the month.

  18. New Logo? on Apple Believes Someone Is Behind Psystar · · Score: 4, Funny

    No doubt their soon-to-be-announced Flying Chair logo will shed some light.

  19. Obligatory post... on New Asimov Movies Coming · · Score: 1

    First Speaker!

  20. Answer: Mathematica on Wolfram Research Releases Mathematica 7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeopardy Question: What software can represent a model of itself being download on bittorrent?

  21. Let me guess... on Secure OS Gets Highest NSA Rating, Goes Commercial · · Score: 1

    It won't run Flash.

  22. Actuarial Science on Fun Things To Do With a Math Or Science Degree? · · Score: 1
    I suppose it depends on your definition of fun. (We are talking about work/careers here.) But here's an idea:

    Actuarial Science is a great career for a woman and should be considered for anyone gifted in mathematics. The compensation and benefits are very good. I spent my own career in the Employee Benefits arena, but actuaries are also employed by Life/Health Insurers, Property/Casualty Insurers, Unions and Federal, State and Local Governments. Google "Society of Actuaries" for more information.

  23. New Title for Ballmer? on Ballmer "Interested" In Open Source Browser Engine · · Score: 1

    Chair Man of the Borg.

  24. Both campaigns were hacked? on Obama, McCain Campaigns Both Hacked, Files Compromised · · Score: 5, Funny

    Proof that Fox News REALLY IS fair and balanced!

  25. Up next... on New "MP3 100% Compatible" Logo For DRM-Free Music · · Score: 1

    A logo that conveys "This music is from before 1990 and hence worth listening to."