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Making Stuff Out Of Broken Computer Equipment?

Class Act Dynamo writes "Recently, my keyboard stopped working, so I bought a new one (nice cordless number, really excellent). I was about to throw the old keyboard out when I thought it would be interesting to take all the keys out of it and turn them into refrigerator magnets in order to have a simple 'megnetic poetry' type of thing going. As the fumes from the industrial strength glue went to my head during this project, I began to wonder what other types of craft-type projects people had undertaken with their unusable old perpherals and such. Then I began to wonder why there was a purple octopus on my couch. I decided to ask slashdot readers the first of these questions."

594 comments

  1. Hmmm by xneubien · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about the good ol' Celeron Paperweight?

    1. Re:Hmmm by KhanAFur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      CPU and RAM keychains are always classic. :-)

    2. Re:Hmmm by danamania · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once read of someone using a 68040 on their keychain. It sounded like a good idea until the drilling came, and it took more than one rather tough jeweller's drill bit to make the hole in the corner.

      It turns out that those older chips (and some new ones I think) are made from an aluminum oxide (al2o3) ceramic. That's the second hardest substance, just after diamond. I'm guessing the only reason it didn't go through more drill bits is that it's not a single crystal of the stuff (if it were you'd have sapphire or ruby CPUs :).

    3. Re:Hmmm by immel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I once used the lens of an old CD-ROM drive as a keychain. I used the holes where the slide goes through to slide in the chain.

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    4. Re:Hmmm by Raptor+CK · · Score: 4, Informative

      The trick is to get the chip with the socket.

      You unseat the chip, weave a bent paperclip around the pins, and reseat the chip. providing a loop for a key ring without excessive damage or hassle.

      I had a 486 keychain thanks to this method for quite some time. It works even better if you're willing to epoxy the whole thing together, but that's not as much fun for some reason.

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    5. Re:Hmmm by bobhagopian · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a matter of public safety, TAKE ALL PINS OFF THE PROCESSOR. I'm speaking from experience. Though they're not strong enough to really draw blood, you can definitely feel 478 points of discomfort.

    6. Re:Hmmm by owlstead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I got a Pentium II from Intel for my keychain. It was put in metal, with a hars like substance, so you could actually see the design of the CPU (the caches are, for instance, quite easy to identify).

      It might be difficult to get that same effect with an old CPU though, since that would mean that you can open the box and get to the actual CPU, without damaging it too much. I could get it right with calculator IC's though, so maybe it is possible.

      With the new CPU's from Intel, ther ere no pins to remove at least.

    7. Re:Hmmm by DJCF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh they are. They deffinately are. I sat on one and have the scars to prove it. Ouch, ouch, ouch. (It was a 486, for the record.)

    8. Re:Hmmm by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      I once read of someone using a 68040 on their keychain.

      I remember when the first batch of Pentiums were recalled due to the infamous floating point error. Someone started making the old ones into jewelry.

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    9. Re:Hmmm by soimless · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ive just glued toghether aol disks and made lamps or paperweights

    10. Re:Hmmm by garignak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to have a 80386 and a 80286 on mine about ten years ago. I drilled the 286 with a regular high speed steel bit. I didn't drill the 386, I just used a bit of hobby grade CA (super glue) glue to hold a bit of insulated copper wire to it.

      I also had a "bug" that someone (I think my brother) bought for me. It was made from an IC. It had two eyes and two "antennae."

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    11. Re:Hmmm by sjs132 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From about 1995 - 2000 my keychain consisted of an 8mb sim (dual sided) from our old ibm RT 1200.... It was cool because the actual memory chips were on both sides of the pcb for the sim... over the course of that 5 years all but 3 of the ram modules popped off.

      I actually still have a pile of them stashed away somehere... I had even bought the key ring things from the craft store and thought of making them and selling them at lan parties and such... Eventually I realized they didn't look as cool as I once thought they did... (Old Age?) bleh...

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    12. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seen the keychain idea with SDRAM sticks when 1 Mb sticks were about usless a a computer re seller.

    13. Re:Hmmm by SeXy_Red · · Score: 1

      I screwed my burnt out Duron to my friends wall a few years back, and last time I check it is still there (it even apparently spawned a copy of itself, as there are now two there).

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    14. Re:Hmmm by twin+of+munin · · Score: 1

      solder two of them together, pins to pins. that's how i made my keychain, at least.

    15. Re:Hmmm by M.+Silver · · Score: 1, Informative

      I have a 486 keychain (somewhere), but it's a 486 embedded in clear acrylic, no holes drilled in the chip, no socket.

      In fact, I used to have a whole box of "broken but pretty components," including a nifty little white IC with gold legs. No idea where it went, unfortunately, as it's been about fifteen years.

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    16. Re:Hmmm by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I had used the pins from a 486, as well as 640 K of really old ram, as little staples to connect the chips to my backpack.

      It was pretty cute, though scratchy inside.

    17. Re:Hmmm by JasontheMason · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You unseat the chip, weave a bent paperclip around the pins, and reseat the chip. providing a loop for a key ring without excessive damage or hassle.

      I did something like that, but for a zipper pull on my winter coat - got tired of fumbling for the little string with my heavy gloves on. I cut out the chip from a dead NIC (hacksaws work great on circuit boards) soldered a piece of straigtened out paper clip (a big one) in under the legs on one side, looped it through the zipper, and then soldered the other side in. Kind of a pain, but it hasn't come out yet, and I've been yanking on it a couple years at least.

      On a similar note, I also make keychain tags out of ciruit boards from dead hard drives and stuff. I pick a chip, usually, cut around it leaving enough space to drill a hole in one corner, and hang it from my keyring with a 2-2.5" piece of pull-chain. Whatever you call it. The stuff one sees on lamps with a pull switch. Looks like small metal beads.

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    18. Re:Hmmm by discogravy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I use old intell PII's as goatee combs -- just long enough to get it neat looking and not really useful for anything else.

    19. Re:Hmmm by jasno · · Score: 1

      Weren't the PII's soldered into a carrier board along with the cache?

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    20. Re:Hmmm by Mark+Hood · · Score: 1

      I have a promotional Intel keyring :)

      It's a hexagonal plastic shape, with a 386 in one side and a 486 on the other - made to promote the 'new and exciting' 486 chips...

      OK, so I'm really dating myself now, not that anyone else would date a guy with a 386/486 keyring ;)

      Mark

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    21. Re:Hmmm by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, and putting them in the hallway at night is a great way to see who is raiding the fridge.

    22. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Intel had their infamous "math error" on the Pentium many of them were made into keychains. We got them as promos working at Software Etc. It sounds very similar to what you just described.

    23. Re:Hmmm by Captain+Tripps · · Score: 4, Funny

      I use old intell PII's as goatee combs
      I read that as "goatse combs", and immediately regretted it.

    24. Re:Hmmm by tcblack · · Score: 1

      I had one of those. Weren't they from a huge batch of recalled FPU error chips? Anyway, it fell appart after about 6 or 8 months. Wish I'd kept it.

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    25. Re:Hmmm by CPNABEND · · Score: 1

      NFW this is worth the cycles to digest it. Hey! Let's do a papier mache CASE MOD!

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    26. Re:Hmmm by bioglaze · · Score: 1

      So did I. Goatse is taking over our simple minds.

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    27. Re:Hmmm by nomel · · Score: 1

      You didn't go to RHS did you!?

    28. Re:Hmmm by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Larger boards look really nice on the wall.

      No, I'm serious! Put some up on your wall of the room where you have your computer at 45 degree angles in a loose arrangement. It looks surprisingly nice - almost like modern art. :)

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    29. Re:Hmmm by kyhwana · · Score: 1

      Dude, I would so date a guy (Or a chick for that matter) with a 386/486 keyring. ;)
      I have a (16MB) 72pin DIMM as my keyring.

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    30. Re:Hmmm by identity0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The symbol of technological progress and man's yearning for faster framerates, being used to comb some hacker's goatee...

      Somewhere, Alan Moore is crying.

    31. Re:Hmmm by Mudcathi · · Score: 1

      My kid turned an old Amiga 2000 into a firecracker. He was screwing around with the 68030 card, and left a piece of (hair? wire? dustbunny?) in the socket instead of checking to make sure it was clean before powering up. Snap_Crackle_Pop ensued. High Intensity, Short Duration ozone generation, too.

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    32. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got a broken C=64 and an Atari 2600 off ebay for $10, and turned it into a Beowulf Cluster of Cray Supercomputers. Right now it's rendering a 16384 x 12288 GIF of Natalie Portman and a donkey using a copy of Povray I made out of an old broken CP/M disk and a copy of QBASIC. I'll tell you when it's finished.

    33. Re:Hmmm by JAgostoni · · Score: 1

      If you would have stopped after the first sentence, people may have believed you and possibly even modded you higher. But c'mon! There's NO WAY you made a GIF of the resolution ... AND with a donkey. Let's be realistic here...

    34. Re:Hmmm by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      Me too. I guess the fact that the parent post refered to excessive pain had something to do with the association.

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    35. Re:Hmmm by jadenyk · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I actually worked at a company that did this for art on their walls, but they framed them in nice black boxes with glass fronts that were hand made by the owner of the company. Funny thing was, he wasn't into computers at all, nor was he all that into art. He thought it was a cheap way to make the place look "new age" and get rid of old hardware at the same time.

      They do look really nice. Especially if you get the older server boards that are extraordinarily large. Piece of advice: clean them up first. Dust boards don't look as nice hung on the wall. Also, for ATA cards or what-not, leave the ribbon cables attached, just arrange them nicely. That looks really cool.

    36. Re:Hmmm by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Heh, I have a (female!) friend who usually takes care of my old boards and disks (takes the later apart) to use as wall decoration in her room.

      My best use for some ancient IBM (PS/2 model 80) cases is as support for an improvised desk.. They would also serve well for building a safe, seeing how they are made from rather thick plated steel ;)

    37. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent! Please post to alt.pr0n immediately!

    38. Re:Hmmm by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "I've been yanking on it a couple years at least"

      The tragedy is, even with such a great straight line, I STILL can't think of something witty.

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    39. Re:Hmmm by taxciter · · Score: 1

      I have a bazillion old 6" dia. hard drive hubs (with platter attached the disks were approx. 12" dia.). These have come in really handy. One is a base for a vertical paper towel holder, a few others are the main pieces of a terraced water fountain, and stacks of them serve as weights for custom-made 4' tall speaker stands.

    40. Re:Hmmm by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Nope. FHS.

    41. Re:Hmmm by Skjie · · Score: 0

      at least it's not a script kiddies goa....oh wait, I don't think many of them could grow one.

    42. Re:Hmmm by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      OUCH. (For the record, that's AT LEAST 168 pins, and that's for the earlier ones and the SXes - oh, and the pins on those were TOUGH bastards (I know - I yanked the pins off of one to make it into a keychain), and were thick - remember, that was the day of plain ol' Pin Grid Array, none of that Micro PGA crap)

      A P4 shouldn't be bad to sit on, unless it bends, as those pins are close and relatively fragile. LGA775, however, combined with Alienware's new 4.0GHz Area 51 model, should be fun to make keychains with, as pins are on the mobo, and it IS an organic package.

    43. Re:Hmmm by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      some, the p2's were the transition stage from the slot processor to the front pin grid aray. You will find a couple of the p2's around 450mhz or so that did both. T he life of this was very short lived as the p3 was quickly introduced.

  2. Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because purple octopi like to watch TV too.

    1. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Octopi? Actually, the plural is octopodes.

      For further exercise, give plurals of:

      o Mongoose
      o Virus
      o Stadium
      o Agenda
      o Sheep
      o Matrix
      o Fish
      o Deer
      o Incunabula
      o Hippopotamus
      o Cactus
      o Aviatrix

      Some of these may be a trick question.

    2. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural is actually octupuses, and not in fact octopi, which is a often made mistake... ask any English teacher...

    3. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1, Informative
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    4. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by zod1025 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      9 out of 10 English teachers agree that the English language is full of stupid hacks.

      It would be one thing to make fun of somebody for screwing up a plural if English had an easy and intuitive system for pluralization. But it doesn't. Thus, you have anal hotshots who pride themselves on memorizing trivial and non-sensical pluralizations, and then you have everyone else who doesn't give a shit, and uses plural forms that make sense.

      Not that the octopus example helps me... octopus / octopuses. But now consider:
      Mouse / Mice? House / Houses?!? Hice!
      Foot / feet? Tooth / Teeth? Boot / boots?!? beet!

      Ridiculous. Any plural that isn't the singular form with -s or -es on the end is non-intuitive crap and should be stricken.

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    5. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's sort of like the whole fish/fishes thing. If you are talking about a general group of fish or a group of the same type of fish, then it is fish. If you are refering to fish of different species (trout, bass, etc), then it is fishes.

      But that's just an educated guess

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    6. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I come to Slashdot for news, never for comedy....or politics.

    7. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that is hard? eh? eh?

      What is the plural of:

      o Box

      a) Boxii
      b) Boxen
      c) Box0r
      d) Boxia
      e) Boxes

    8. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Latin you would say 'octopedae' -- 'pus,'foot' and 'pedae', 'feet'.

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    9. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Feyr · · Score: 4, Funny

      try french, and quit bitching about english. enlish is actually pretty damn easy :)

    10. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work, languages evolve. Try esparanto if you want a taste of a real intuitive language that plain works. Except for the special characters, that is. Only "to be" is any different, everything else complies to the standard. There were quite some speakers of esparanto, but the language seems to be deader than dead, probably because English is easy _enough_ to learn, and has a huge installed "user base".

    11. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Informative

      Steven Pinker argues for "octopuses": "The -us in octopus is not a Latin noun ending that switches to -i in the plural, but the Greek pous (foot). The etymologically defensible octopodes is not an improvement." (Steven Pinker, Words And Rules: The Ingredients of Language, 55.)

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    12. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any plural that isn't the singular form with -s or -es on the end is non-intuitive crap and should be stricken.

      Er, should be "striked."

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    13. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Keep in mind this is a purple octopus. If it leaned any more towards maroon the debate would be over because we'd know he's an octopussie.

    14. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by lakiolen · · Score: 0

      Doesn't help when lots of words stem from different languages: German, Latin, French, Spanish. Different languages can have different ways of pluralizing an they are brought over into English along with the root word. English started out as an offshoot of German, later gained a lot of latin words when the Holy Roman Empire conquered Britania. Later the Normans from Normandy(part of France) took over and gave english 75% of it's language, just about all of the descriptive words. The root words are still Germanic based.

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    15. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by illuminatedwax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually English seems to have inherited all of the problems of French in ADDITION to its own. Kind of like how Windows has all the same problems as UNIX PLUS some of its own.

      --Stephen

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    16. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      try french, and quit bitching about english. enlish is actually pretty damn easy :)
      Try French, and quit bitching about English. English is actually pretty damn easy :)

      You may need a little more practice before moving completely to French. Just a suggestion.

    17. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Weirdofreak · · Score: 1

      Nno, that was my fault. I was experimenting with quantum. Turns out, if it isn't in the box, it -is- somewhere else.

    18. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 2, Funny
      The plural is actually octupuses, and not in fact octopi, which is a often made mistake... ask any English teacher...

      My approach to this type of thing is simply to avoid it: "An octopus with several of his friends..."

    19. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, people who take the time to properly learn and use their country's native language are real dorks. Much like those who learn how to drive, balance a checkbook, how Democrats lie, how taxes work, etc. etc. etc.

    20. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by qkw · · Score: 0

      you'll actually find that English is grammatically one of the heardest languages languages to learn as a second language (For the exact reason as stated). The only reason Japanese / Chinese are considered the hardest is because of the uber-large character set.

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    21. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't speak it then.

    22. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Feyr · · Score: 1

      speaking from experience, english is easy to learn. at least it was for me, coming from an exclusively french speaking family

      the verbs are mostly regular, words are usually spelled as they sound. and once you get the hang of the syntax you're good to go.

      in french every other verb is irregular, the syntax is awkward, and words are often spelled completly differently than they sound.

      i'm not sure where you heard english was one of the hardest language to learn, but here we always hear the exact opposite: it's one of the easiest to learn

    23. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But pus ain't Latin, it's Greek.

      (grumble grumble f**king pl33b)

    24. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

      This is not insightful. The human brain is complex and illogical. It always has been. The crazy pluralization of English is no exception. However, calling people with normal brains that can remember how to pluralize words "hotshots" just shows how out of touch you are with your own humanity. By the way, octopuses and octopi are both allowed pluralizations of the work octopus.

    25. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by jd10131 · · Score: 1

      Actually...

      Try french, and quit bitching about english.

      Names of countries are capitalised, languages are not; they are not proper pronouns.

    26. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by pocomoonshiine · · Score: 1

      Oh really? I didn't know you could speak Passamaquoddy. Or is it Sioux where you come from?

    27. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by orulz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      1. English nouns do not have cases (Well, pronouns do, a whopping two of them, but that aside..)

      2. English nouns do not have gender.

      3. For any given verb, there are very few actual forms that the verb can take. Any other conjugations are handled by helper words that are the same across the board for all verbs.

      These are all factors which contribute to English not being too hard on the scale of things. Of course, it also depends on what language you start from. For example, starting from Japanese or Chinese, the concept of articles (a, the, etc..) is rather difficult to master, whereas if you were to start from a language like Spanish which follows generally the same principles for articles as English, it's no problem.

    28. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      LOL, stop living in the past.

    29. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >i'm not sure where you heard english was one of the hardest language to learn, but here we always hear the exact opposite: it's one of the easiest to learn

      Looks like you havent mastered English quite yet... it should be "one of the hardest languages" (plural here!)

      Sorry, just had top point that out ;-)

    30. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Feyr · · Score: 1

      but don't worry, i make the same mistake in french :)

    31. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

      I had a biology teacher who tried to convince us in high school that the plural of octopus is octopussies. He was thought to be homosexual, and in the course of discussing alkaline substances, he also managed to divulge that to us that semen tastes sweet because it is alkaline. Needless to say, he did not teach there for much longer. BTW, I posted the original question and I love how the conversation has morphed/mutated into this!

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    32. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by TeraCo · · Score: 1

      Or struck!

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    33. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by tenco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try french? You should ask Mark Twain about german!

    34. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by qkw · · Score: 0

      of course if you start from a language that has the same roots as english, it will be easier. It's like saying quake is hard because I only know how to use word

      most of the western european languages have some sort of anglo-saxon background, so for me to learn them would not be hard. But if I were from asia (the majority of humans are) the structure and everything is totally different

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    35. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by shufler · · Score: 1

      W&R is a solid book. As is all of Pinker's work.

    36. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by dwillden · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually English is the most difficult major language for a non-native to learn on the planet. There are a couple obscure languages that you basically have to learn it as a kid, but of the major languages English is the most difficult.

      The militaries Language school, the Defense Language Institute, Foreign Language Center (DLIFLC) in Monterey CA uses a five level rating system for languages based on difficulty for a non native to learn. Spanish, French and the other latin based languages are category one. German, it's derivitives, and most of your nordic languages are cat two as well as several other smaller languages, Russian, and all the slavic cyrillic based languages are cat three as well as Korean and Japanese. Arabic, Persian Farsee, Pashtu(Afghanistan), and Chinese are the cat four languages. The school has tried to get whoever makes the decision, to upgrade chinese (both major dialects) to cat five, but laast I heard English is still the only cat five language.

      The reason the school wants the upgrade is that it would allow a longer training period. Cat four courses are 1 1/2 years long, a cat five rating would give them a full two years.

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    37. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by supmylO · · Score: 1

      Although, you learned English already knowing French a very similar language. French (or what I know of it) was very easy to pick up for me because it is very similar to English in a lot of ways. However, if I knew only arabic languages, it would be a lot more difficult.

    38. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      try german

    39. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah that's a bunch of bull. i've seen people master english and not be mistaken for a foriegner, try that in another language... it's mostly impossible.

    40. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Trackster · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that Japanese is even easier...except for the hyper-polite/hyper-subordinate forms used on occasion.

    41. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by 4ntifa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah, French... Try Finnish.

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      -=- 4ntifa -=-
    42. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Dabido · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not that the octopus example helps me... octopus / octopuses. But now consider: Mouse / Mice? House / Houses?!? Hice! Foot / feet? Tooth / Teeth? Boot / boots?!? beet!

      English is made from several different langauges. The plurals come from the languages we stole the word from. Considering their are CELTIC, GERMANIC, FRENCH, LATIN, GREEK and numerous other languges chucked into creating English, it is no wonder that our gramma is screwed. After all ... Run and Ran come from the Germanic .. the middle letter changes acording to the tense (I run -present tense. I ran - past tense). But other things use the 'ed' suffix to show past tense. So if we follow your rule about chucking things which don't follow the normal rule, will we be sanging ranned in the future? I ranned away!

      As for the Octopuses and Octopii thing, as I recall, the English teachers used to correct people who used Octopuses. So becareful what you correct, unless you accidentaly sit on some cactuses and cactii while shearing some sheeps and sheep.

      Next time you have a beef [old French for Cow], don't have a cow [Ancient CEltic from the word Coe ... for cow].

      Ciao

      :-)

      Nani-mo hoshii mono-ga nai

      --
      Sure enough, the cow costume was hanging up next to the superhero outfit and sailors uniform. (S,Spud)
    43. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by jedrek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually English is the most difficult major language for a non-native to learn on the planet.

      Utter and total crap. English is a very easy english to learn, because your english doesn't need to be perfect for you to be considered proficient. For normal, day-to-day communication you need something like 1000 words. One thousand words, and you can get by in any place in America.

      On the other hand, take Polish. In English you conjugate verbs, in Polish you conjugate verbs, nouns, adjectives, proper nouns, etc. You need to have a much larger vocabulary - adjectives aren't as descriptive (eg. blue is niebieski, light blue is blekit, dark blue is granat). You have similar spelling problems as with English, words written in different ways are pronounced exactly the same. Hell, you even have a often used construction, in which the pronoun is implied, based on the conjugation of the verbs or pronouns.

      After living in the states for 2-3 years most of my Polish friends spoke passable English, but I know Americans who have lived in Poland for 6+ years and barely speak the native tounge.

    44. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by superhoe · · Score: 1
      English language is full of stupid hacks, and this inherits from the Shakespearean times, where the 'correct' language was not emphasized as long as the text was understandable by most people - unlike most other western languages like French.



      This can be well seen in these days as well - English speakers tolerate different accents and imperfect language extremely well, unlike French or Germans.

      --

      -el

    45. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by bccomm · · Score: 1

      they are not proper pronouns.

      No, they're proper adjectives (ie. capitalized)

    46. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Max+von+H. · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Indeed, Finnish is absolutely crazy as a language, on par with the people who speak it! ;)

      I speak English and French fluently and tried to learn Finnish back when I lived in Finland. Oh, boy... And I thought German was difficult. It must be the absolute most difficult grammar I've ever encountered! That and the pronounciation, mixed with local slang (changes everything) make it really difficult to grasp, especially since people seem to enjoy "bending" the language at no end!

      Eh, no wonder Finns are good at CS and engineering... You need at least a PhD to master the language! Still, most Finns keep saying it's "easy for them" ;-) More seriously, Finnish is a very thick and extensible language, akin to French when it comes to playing with it for litterary or comic relief, which is nice if you understand it (I can only guess).

      Bad pronounciation often triggers general hilarity though, something the locals won't forget. I know four of them who still haven't forgotten when I blurped "Tussula" instead of "Tuusula". The difference? One means "pussy bread" and the other's just a small town North of Helsinki.

      --
      -- It's always darker before it goes pitch black.
    47. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very affected 'posh' English people speak with an accent that renders the word house to sound like 'Hice' , and furthermore they have a tendency to use the 'Royal We' , that is to use the inclusive 'our' instead of 'my'. Next time I hear
      "Oh do come over to our hice for dinner" I can remember to correct them "mouse/mice house/hOUSES"

    48. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by ChaoticDragon · · Score: 1

      Ya french is realy hard. I'm takin it in HS and omg I have a book I'm reading, I had to learne a whole new verb tense just to begin to read it.

      --
      -Do not mess in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    49. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by identity0 · · Score: 1

      enlish is actually pretty damn easy :)

      I'll just pretend you meant to say Elvish, and agree. It is beautiful, though.

      pedo mellon a minno (Speak, friend, and enter)

    50. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by AllNicksWereTaken · · Score: 1

      Yeah, French has some serious problems... "ape" and "monkey" are both the same word, "singe". Therefore, in 'Planet Of The Apes', in the french dubbing, there's a scene where the gorilla says: "We're not singe, we're singe!!" ..when it was meant to say "We're not monkeys, we're apes!" Odd, eh?

    51. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by JAgostoni · · Score: 1

      Heardest? Yeah ... it IS a difficult language to learn.

    52. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      To sum it up, if octopus is etymologically derived as Eight Foot, then I guess the correct plural should be Octopeet.

    53. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      because your english doesn't need to be perfect for you to be considered proficient.

      I learned (er, "learnt") that from a field trip deep in the appalachian mountains. Then again, it's just as bad here in PA Dutch Country.

      adjectives aren't as descriptive (eg. blue is niebieski, light blue is blekit, dark blue is granat).

      You're not married to someone who wants to repaint all the rooms in the house, are you? You should see all the names for subtle shades of the same color. I said, "Tan would be fine." She asks, "Would you like Taupe or English Tan." I said, "Just circle the color on the swatches. I'll probably be the one to have to pick it up anyway. I'll just pick the cans by number."

      By the way, did you know there appears to be more names for the color White than any other color?

    54. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by pappin · · Score: 1

      You know, thats the same attitude that caused you Americans to be stuck witht eh Imperial System when the rest of the world is now using the Metric system.

    55. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by pappin · · Score: 1

      English is actually made of of several languages, including French.

    56. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1

      Amen, mon frère!

      --
      You're not old until regret takes the place of your dreams.
    57. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 1

      Why is there a word for "pussy bread" in Finnish?

      --


      Love,
      Jay and Silent Bob
    58. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Mateito · · Score: 1

      What's the take on "mouse" when referring to the computer peripheral?

      Is it "Mouses" or "Mice"?

      I tend to use "Mices" to keep everybody happy.

    59. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With skills like the ones demonstrated above, I'd recommend dropping out of French class entirely - you need to concentrate on getting English right, first.

    60. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you already know
      Of tough and bough and cough and dough.
      Others may stumble, but not you,
      On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.
      Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
      To learn of less familiar traps?

      Beware of heard, a dreadful word,
      That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
      And dead--it's said like bed, not bead;
      For goodness sake, don't call it deed!
      Watch out for meat and great and threat.
      (They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.)
      A moth is not a moth in mother;
      Nor both in bother, broth in brother.

      And here is not a match for there,
      Nor dear and fear for bear and pear;
      And then there's dose and rose and lose--
      Just look them up--and goose and choose;
      And cork and work and card and ward,
      And font and front and word and sword.
      And do and go, then thwart and cart.
      Come, come, I've hardly made a start.

      A dreadful language? Why man alive,
      I learned to talk it when I was five;

      (Author unknown)

    61. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's kind of the point.

    62. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by aliosha · · Score: 0

      What?
      Sorry, I am an Italian native speaker. I learnt English, French, Spanish and Swedish as a grown up. I am learning now German: let me tell you, English is one of the easiest. No cases to bother you (no dative, genitive, accusative or the like). No verbs to conjugate (ok, ok, the "s" for the third person of the singular, big problem). The plural is more or less regular (just try to guess the plural in Swedish, there are 6 different ways of making a plural, and no rule to follow).

      English IS easy. Maybe to write perfect English can be difficult: but in NO WAY it's more difficult than German or Russian.

    63. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have translated it "We are not 'singe", we are 'anthropoïde'..." or somesuch.

    64. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > most of the western european languages have some sort of anglo-saxon background, so for me to learn them would not be hard.

      Uh?

      Most 'western languages', at least, if you are talkign about European ones, have at least one of the following ingredients, and are usually a mix..

      - Germanic
      - Latin
      - Keltic.

      Anglo-saxen languages in their original form derive from Germanic langauges.

    65. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > yeah that's a bunch of bull. i've seen people master english and not be mistaken for a foriegner, try that in another language... it's mostly impossible.

      Hrm, as a non antive speaker, I usually have no problem whatsoever to spot oyher non native speakers, even if they have been living in an English speaking country for decades.
      (they did master the language well, but especially when you also happen to know their native laguage, it is usually very easy to spot mistakes in grammer and in usage of expressions and link them to their native language)

    66. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > English IS easy. Maybe to write perfect English can be difficult: but in NO WAY it's more difficult than German or Russian.

      I can't talk about Russian (tho my girlfriend can, she is a native German, and also happens to know Spanish, Russian, French and English besides old greek and latin). From what she tells me the biggest problems with Russian are: 1. the language uses a different structure then most western languages, and 2. it is hard to get enough practise unless you live in Russia. Many RUssians will mistake her for a native speaker tho.

      What I can say with regards to English is that it all depends on what you look at.

      English is at first glance a relatively simple language, not that many rules to learn, many words that are already somewhat familiar (if you speak any related language), and many peopel who grow up nowadays have been hearing it for most of their life (due to TV and movies mostly)

      The simplicity of English is somewhat deceptive however. The 'few rules' also result in a lot of freedom in how the language is used, and often meaning is expressed by creative use of the language, while in for example German, that is done by using the correct 'rule'.

      This results in that it is often easy for people to get a basic understanding of English, and to express more basic ideas in it. TO get from there to speakign it well, including expressign all kinds of nuances in meaning is however a very big step that is very difficult to take, specifically because there are few rules to learn and most of it has to come from knowing and 'feeling'.

    67. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > That and the pronounciation, mixed with local slang (changes everything) make it really difficult to grasp,

      Hehehe... now, for the fun of it, try understanding Yorkshire 'English' as a non native speaker...

      It is quite frustrating actually... you recognize it is kindof English and you 'should' understand it.. yet, it took me some 2 years of hearing it a lot before I could understand it without havign to put in a lot of efford ;P

    68. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by james_shoemaker · · Score: 1


      You're not married to someone who wants to repaint all the rooms in the house, are you? You should see all the names for subtle shades of the same color. I said, "Tan would be fine." She asks, "Would you like Taupe or English Tan." I said, "Just circle the color on the swatches. I'll probably be the one to have to pick it up anyway. I'll just pick the cans by number."


      I get you there, the exterior of my house is 8244D (and what a lovely shade of 8244D it is).

      James

    69. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Raagshinnah · · Score: 1

      because you touch yourself at night

    70. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Feyr · · Score: 1

      i am actually. just not very good at it yet

    71. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0

      For the perfect tuna fish sandwich.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    72. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by EvolutionKills · · Score: 0

      So long as we're going there, I might point out that "you havent mastered" in your post should be "you haven't mastered." In English when a word is contracted, we put an apostrophe as a placeholder for the omitted letters. or maybe we shouldn't insist on absolutely proper speech, especially in the instance of typos, when we're conversing in a manner that more closely resembles verbal chatting. Nobody (who matters) would insist on proper grammer when just chatting.

      --
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.
    73. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's weird is that the book of Planet of the Apes was originally written in French :)

    74. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by tyndyll · · Score: 1

      Actually English is the most difficult major language for a non-native to learn on the planet.

      Utter and total crap. English is a very easy english to learn, because your english doesn't need to be perfect for you to be considered proficient. For normal, day-to-day communication you need something like 1000 words. One thousand words, and you can get by in any place in America.

      When was the last time you called tech support???

      --
      Morale seems good, considering, although high spirits are just no substitute for eight hundred rounds a minute
    75. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by aliosha · · Score: 0
      English is at first glance a relatively simple language, not that many rules to learn, many words that are already somewhat familiar (if you speak any related language), and many peopel who grow up nowadays have been hearing it for most of their life (due to TV and movies mostly)


      Well, apart from the "having been hearing it" (that's true in a place without dubbing, like Holland or Swedenn, but not true in Germany or Italy, sorry for the eurocentric examples), the point is that it is quite easy to start, with English.
      Since there is not a lot of formal grammar to consider, it's quite easy to get a book, get a dictionary, and crawl your way page after page, learning a bit of the language structure and a lot of vocabulary in the process (I know I did it, when I was 13, with RPGs: I was lucky since GURPS was not translated, at the time!).
      Try to do it with Finnish (I did try!): it has 15 cases. Often you cannot even UNDERSTAND what is the word you are looking for.
      It takes a lot of time before you can UNDERSTAND it.

      The simplicity of English is somewhat deceptive however. The 'few rules' also result in a lot of freedom in how the language is used, and often meaning is expressed by creative use of the language, while in for example German, that is done by using the correct 'rule'.


      I think that the simplicity of a language is "how easy it is to use it".
      It took me 3 months or so to get the hand of Swedish (it's grammar is more or less on par with English, even if the pronunciation is much more regular). After 3 months in Germany, I am just beginning to understand the spoken language, and manage to read it quite slowly. Let's forget about speaking it without HUGE

      This results in that it is often easy for people to get a basic understanding of English, and to express more basic ideas in it. TO get from there to speakign it well, including expressign all kinds of nuances in meaning is however a very big step that is very difficult to take, specifically because there are few rules to learn and most of it has to come from knowing and 'feeling'.
    76. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by aliosha · · Score: 0
      (something happened with Safari and I pressed submit in mid-writing!)

      This results in that it is often easy for people to get a basic understanding of English, and to express more basic ideas in it.

      That's quite enough to START.
      It's more difficult in many other languages.
      TO get from there to speakign it well, including expressign all kinds of nuances in meaning is however a very big step that is very difficult to take, specifically because there are few rules to learn and most of it has to come from knowing and 'feeling'.

      Well, I know I have the feeling when I read in English, and I don't have it enough when I write it. I can recognize it does not sound completely English-like, but I am at a loss to express me perfectly.
      But I think it's the same for any language: it takes a whole LIFE to use it perfectly. But with English (and Italian, they tell me: I don't know, I was quite young when I learnt it!), it's at least easy to START.
    77. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > Well, apart from the "having been hearing it" (that's true in a place without dubbing, like Holland or Swedenn, but not true in Germany or Italy, sorry for the eurocentric examples), the point is that it is quite easy to start, with English.

      First of all, it does really help to look at a place where English isn't the primary language, so no issue with your 'Euro centric' example. Oh, I am Dutch myself btw, and am spending lots of time in Germany due to my girlfriend living in Berlin.

      I also noticed that the number of people there who speak English beyond the level of expressing basic needs is low (realize that people do get a few years of English at school there) and the number of peopel who can have a decent conversation in English is even lower there.

      (oh, and a small note, Holland is not a country, it is the name of an area (consisting of 2 provinces) in the country called the Netherlands, what you just did is like using Texas instead of the USA)

      > Since there is not a lot of formal grammar to consider, it's quite easy to get a book, get a dictionary, and crawl your way page after page, learning a bit of the language structure and a lot of vocabulary in the process (I know I did it, when I was 13, with RPGs: I was lucky since GURPS was not translated, at the time!).

      This is only an option when you can relate to the structure and verbs, else it is a very slow and painfull process.

      In other words, don't try to learn Chinese in such a way (even if you could read the writing itself) unless you want to spend lots more time on it then needed. (and the opposite is true also, a Chinese will have a lot of trouble to make a start on English simply because of not having anythign to relate to)

      As I mentioned earlier, you will find that the number of people who speak English in Germany is relatively low, and you will also find that many there find the language hard to learn. They do not get confronted with it that often, and the language simply has a different kind of grammar, one that is way more similar to for example Greek, Latin and Finnish and such then English.

      That said, German has a much more regular grammar then English, which would in theory make it easier to learn. Once you got to the point of basic use, you will find it is in fact easier to go on from there... its just not as easy to get there at first.

      > I think that the simplicity of a language is "how easy it is to use it".

      ANd I say: define use.

      Yes, English is easier when it comes to learning the basics, there is less of it.
      I strongly doubt English is easier when it comes to having a converstaion with some depth where expressing nuances of meanign becomes important, unless you happen to already speak another language that is rather similar.

    78. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by iroll · · Score: 1

      Waiter. Waitress.
      Steward. Stewardess.
      Widow. Widower.


      Even before the era of gender-neutral political correctness, gender had largely fallen out of the English language. But it used to be there (thanks to our German roots), and some vestiges still remain. It's all those fascinating little vestiges that make English complicated ;-)

      I heard from some linguists that English can be characterized as having a learning curve that is initially very shallow, but becomes increasingly steep as you get near to mastery (easy to start, moderate for good fluency, very difficult to master). This can be compared to languages like Finnish, which they told me is very hard initially, but is ultimately easier to master.

      --
      Repetition does not transform a lie into the truth. - FDR
  3. "...ask /. readers the first of these questions" by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And yet half of the answers will be to the second!

    --

    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  4. Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magnets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Most computer have lots of useless parts inside...but hard drive magnets provide hours of entertainment!

    Fun party game: Stick to magnets together with random body parts in-between. Not THOSE kind of body parts you sick perverts!

  5. purple oct? by jackb_guppy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have a purple dino, red monster, and a BIG red dog. But the cat in the hat is still my favorite.

    1. Re:purple oct? by racas · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who saw all of these as phallic references?

  6. P2 heatsink by niktesla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got an old pentium 2 or so that I use to hold papers and notes on my desk. Then there's always the fun RAM keychains and motherboard clipboards I've seen around.

    --
    I've discovered a remarkable proof, but this margin is too small to contain it...
  7. Simple by RealityMogul · · Score: 1

    Kill the purple octopus, stuff it and mold it into a desk. Four tentacles for legs, two to hold a tray for the top of the desk, and two more to hold dual LCDs!!!

  8. Your can make speakers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Re:Your can make speakers... by bigberk · · Score: 1

      Yup, I'll second this -- it actually works. We have a big wooden cabinet in our student lounge; I glued two of these hard drive speakers to it and it makes some pretty loud noise. The impedences ar weird though, so use a cheap old (e.g. Value Village) amp.

  9. Re:"...ask /. readers the first of these questions by The+Islamic+Fundamen · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I made a night vision panel out of an old LCD panel from my old laptop and a old sony handicam with Night Vision mode westcoastphreakers.eclipse-business.com

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    Call me and my voicemail! 914-713-6795. (wow, I have the balls to post my voip number on /.)
  10. My cousin by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My cousin has made many, many things. She has turned old hard drives into clocks, PCB from old AT motherboards into a giant table, and AT motherboards (this time with all of the components left ON the board) into clocks as well. She has made various other things that I can't think of at the moment.

    Her website, including links to some kickass PC mods that she had done, can be found here.

    --
    Listen to my experimental-industrial-techno!
    1. Re:My cousin by Suidae · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I turned an old harddrive into a binary clock.

      I just stripped out all the parts, built the circuit on perf board, milled some holes into the back of bottom of the case behind the platter and mounted blue LEDs in the holes. I drilled holes in the platter (very carefully so I could keep the very flat mirror surface that makes the platters look so neat in the first place) and mounted some little plastic rods with frosted ends in the holes to diffuse the light from the leds.

      In an improvement over the Think Geek clock, I have the LEDs set up to fade on and off over a quarter second, instead of the abrupt blink on and off in the TG clocks.

      The bottom register is seconds, right is minutes, and top is hours. Its easier to read than the TG clocks, but doesn't generate the cool patterns.

      I cut down one of those clear CD blanks that you find on top of a spindal of CDR's so that it fit neatly over the electronics, then frosted it with some sandpaper so it has a nice diagonal grain. This fits over electronics so they are less obvious, but can still be seen if you care to look.

      Heres a picture of the clock. The lighting isn't great, so its hard to see how clearly the bits of each register light up. The frosted end of each rod lights up brightly, while the sides are water-clear, so it ends up looking like a bright blue disk 'floating' above the mirrored surface. Really looks pretty good.

      Here is a photo of the clock

    2. Re:My cousin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counter indicates 3310, 4:22pm Eastern time.

    3. Re:My cousin by djsmiley · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That is f**king impressive.

      If your honest and you didn't steal this idea, have you thought about selling it to somewhere like thinkgeek?
      I know they wouldn't give much for it, but its worth a try? (Looks good on any reference).

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      - http://www.milkme.co.uk
    4. Re:My cousin by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      PCB from old AT motherboards into a giant table

      Jesus, I hope she doesn't eat off that table! I imagine the amount of residue from all the lead that was on those PCBs at one time would be quite high...

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    5. Re:My cousin by Suidae · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thanks. Yup, its really mine. :)

      Here are some more supplies for clocks, and the back of this one (forgive the libral use of hot glue, its just a prototype :)).

      I thought about selling the design, but the idea is really almost trivial, the software design (done in AVRGCC, maybe 200 LOC at most) took an evening and only that long because I'm pretty clueless when it comes to C coding. I kept K&R's _The C Programming Language_ handy and spent quite a bit of time screwing up the switch statement.

      The hardware was time consuming because I was using perfboard and wiring up all those damned headers. I won't make that mistake again. Next time I'll just have the PCB made professionally and save myself hours of frustration soldering hookup wire.

      You are right though, it would be nice to be able to refrence it in a resume. Perhaps I'll reduce it to a single board design (one PCB behind the platter with SMT LEDs) and have a few boards made. Would be fun anyway.

    6. Re:My cousin by adrn01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Old 5.25 inch floppy drives are worth taking apart for the cool looking drive motor windings. Basically, a radial arangement of coils,
      \|/
      -0-
      /|\
      above which the spinning hub is mounted. It looks a lot like a WWI era radial engine. The hub has a toroidal magnet mounted to the edge -- not very strong, but enough to hold a few papers to a fridge. The same drives -- possibly 3.5 in drives as well, have head positioning stepper motors with a fairly strong magnet shaped like two stacked gears. ( --||-- ) Just perfect for holding dentist picks, jeweler screwdrivers, and jeweler files. Hard drives have small radial coils glued to the frame underneath the disk hub. Removed, they would make cool ( although a bit heavy ) earrings. The hubs have corresponding toroidal magnets, also good for fridges if the bottom of the hub ends flush with the magnets. A robot using hard drive head positioning arms for legs would be cool.

    7. Re:My cousin by jpmkm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who the fuck just puts food on a table and eats off it? Have you not heard of plates?

    8. Re:My cousin by whmac33 · · Score: 1

      This is neat but I'm confused about the picture that says Howdy Slashdotters. How was the reflection on the platter not a reflection?

      Anyway it's cool, I'm jealous.

    9. Re:My cousin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The light coming through the paper is blocked bye the graphite from the pensil causing a reverse on the other side. Mirrored in the HD platter it is seen reveresed again to match the text on the front of the paper.

    10. Re:My cousin by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 1

      Well, there's plates, and there's also the fact that it was sandwiched between two sheets of glass.

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    11. Re:My cousin by claudius0425 · · Score: 1

      Might we humble /.ers convince you to release the aforementioned C program, and perhaps tell us which AVR you used?

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    12. Re:My cousin by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Id guess extreemly bright flash. Loosleaf is somewhat transparent, the parts written on less so.

    13. Re:My cousin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, yeah there're plates for the FOOD, but most people TOUCH the table - with their hands & fingers, arms and perhaps elbows. Maybe not too big of a deal, but lead particles have never been actually _healty_ either :)

      However with the PCBs covered by glass even I, who otherwise fear toxic chemicals, would eat of it

    14. Re:My cousin by blitzrage · · Score: 1

      Hrmmmmmmm... that website (bawk.net) layout looks really familiar..... oh yah... it looks EXACTLY like http://www.hacklocalhost.com - I'm wondering when it will get acknowledged (at least) as the source of the website design?

      Stealing isn't cool...

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    15. Re:My cousin by Suidae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, here is the whole thing, code, schematic, a couple of the images I just posted, and a short write-up about the project.

      Please feel free to bash my ugly code, I was working strictly for functionality without the slightest regard to design. I wouldn't know good C code if it came up and introduced itself anyway, so if you are inclined, feel free to enlighten me as to my mistakes.

      I'm using the AT90S2313. Its my favorite AVR right now because its small, but has a reasonable amount of IO and a built in UART.

    16. Re:My cousin by jpmkm · · Score: 2, Funny

      So then you eat with your hands, fingers, arms, and elbows? Ever heard of a fork?

    17. Re:My cousin by leamas · · Score: 1

      My dad did for 6 months while he was a student. I shit you not.

      Used to serve dinner up on the table, and just hose it down afterwards....

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    18. Re:My cousin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding? That reflection was the coolest thing in the whole picture: A mirrored copy of the shine-through from the flash or whatever lighting hitting the front of the paper; A reflection of a reflection, so to speak.

      Brilliant picture, whether intentional or not.

      -Henrik

    19. Re:My cousin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praise be to Suidae. All hail 162977! .... Thanks dude!

    20. Re:My cousin by Remlik · · Score: 1

      My god I think I love you! I have been wanting to make my own binary clock for the last couple months. So far I haven't been able to find a suitable circut. Would it be possible for you to send me your design?

      I don't think I would build it into a HDD but the designe seems simple enough to make.

      Is the IC a PIC or somthing different? Hard to make out in the photo.

      Great work.

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    21. Re:My cousin by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      you eat fried chicken with a fork? or maybe skittles? must get odd looks.

    22. Re:My cousin by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      Im currently looking at turning chips from an old Mobo into cufflinks.

      I was planning on using the magnets from a hard drive, but I think that may cause problems with credit cards, as well as turning into a pair of handcuffs at inopportune moments.

      Also looked at using the capacitors from same mobo, but I dont like the thought of leakage.

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  11. What I do with old computer parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I make computers out of them.

    1. Re:What I do with old computer parts by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Surfing Slashdot with sixteen 4-Meg RAM sticks and a quad 300 baud modem dialup connection?

      -

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    2. Re:What I do with old computer parts by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

      I build computers out of them as well. I noticed that the original poster was asking about non-functioning parts.

      I heared about somebody a while back who used non-functioning parts to build computer and the sell them on ebay... that's all we need nowadays... decorative computers. <ducks>

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  12. Eh I meant "octopus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Even God makes typos.

  13. Hamster Cage by obfuscated · · Score: 5, Funny

    Computer cases with clear sides make great hamster cages! Just make sure to file down the really sharp stuff. Add some tubes from case to case and papow! You've got your first Hamster-powered cluster.

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    1. Re:Hamster Cage by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to put a couple of hamster wheels inside the cluster, along with a "window kit" so people can see your hamster cluster at work.

    2. Re:Hamster Cage by chota · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, for added effect, be sure to name your hamster "Beowulf."

      The chicks dig it.

    3. Re:Hamster Cage by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Computer cases with clear sides make great hamster cages [...] You've got your first Hamster-powered cluster.

      I heard that they use a Beowulf cluster of those to run the Hampster-dance website.

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    4. Re:Hamster Cage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could leave all of the fans in and get a camera and do a hamster-only version of the movie 'Cube'.

    5. Re:Hamster Cage by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its only a matter of time before someone tries to overclock the hamsters...

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    6. Re:Hamster Cage by dcam · · Score: 1

      You want hamsters? You've got it

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    7. Re:Hamster Cage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is this 'chick' to which you refer?

    8. Re:Hamster Cage by Rockenreno · · Score: 1

      Just wait till it has babies and you call them "The Beowulf Cluster".

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    9. Re:Hamster Cage by kc0dxh · · Score: 1

      Actually, since the hamster is a beast (albeit small), it should be named Grendel. Name your cat Beowulf!

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  14. All Hail!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm working on my CowboyNeal shrine already!! Really, though, how much old pr0n do I have?

  15. Jewelry by turtledawn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    a classic use for old computer bits is making them into jewelry- things like capacitor earrings, pendants made out of those little copper-wrapped magnets, pins made from colorful heat sinks and interestingly-patterned chips.

    They make good refirgerator magnets, as well. And if you're patient, you can make your own motherboard clipboard.

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    1. Re:Jewelry by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      Uh.. Make sure the capacitors are drained first, I'd hate to stick one of those on your ear fully charged...

    2. Re:Jewelry by osvejda · · Score: 1
  16. Sculpture by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Back in high school, there were art projects displayed in the library. I remember a few that were made out of hacked-up circuit board that were glued into interesting shapes and then painted black. It kind of looked like the ruins of a (modern) city or something.

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  17. Tried but true by thejoelpatrol · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's always the classic-Mac aquarium. See some at The Apple Collection

    1. Re:Tried but true by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      Hmm, how would one make a MacQuarium out of an iBook (or the fancy iMacs or PowerBooks for that matter)? :-p

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  18. Gahhhhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Athlon 1.4Ghz BBQ.. ssssmokin'

  19. Computer jewelry by nosredna · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, there was a small store in my home town that sold all sorts of stuff made from old computer parts. 72-pin SIMMs made into ear-rings (Yes, they were paired with same capacity chips... otherwise it'd just be silly), that sort of thing. My favorite thing there was a lamp with the body and shade made from old mainboards. I just thought it looked cool.

    1. Re:Computer jewelry by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't 72-pin SIMMs be too heavy for earrings? I could se 30-pin ones, but not 72...

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  20. Mac fish tank by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The original, classic broken computer mod is probably still the best place to keep your purple octopus. Various references are available.

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    1. Re:Mac fish tank by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 0

      Does this mean that we'll soon be seeing a marked spike in the number of obsolete iMacs for sale on eBay?

    2. Re:Mac fish tank by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The original, classic broken computer mod is probably still the best place to keep your purple octopus.

      Unfortunately not. As the octopus is a very intelligent and curious creature, when placed in a small confined space, it will always try to find a way out. If placed in a fish tank, it will try and find a way out. It will climb over the edges of an open tank. Even when there is a lid on the fish tank, it will attempt to squeeze through the gaps of the lid. Failing that it will try and prise the lid open by attaching its arm suckers to the lid and walls, then contracting its muscles. And if that doesn't work, it will attempt to prise open the walls of the fish tank.
      Even a a 1lb octopus can lift a 40lb aquarium lid.
      As an example of the flexibility of an octopus, Discovery Channel Canada have a cool video of an octopus squeezing into a beer bottle.

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    3. Re:Mac fish tank by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      The original, classic broken computer mod ... is an AT-case litterbox, not a Mac fishtank.

      (The former is just as popular with Mac users, though.)

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    4. Re:Mac fish tank by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      I've just finished gutting an SE/30 case for someone interested in a Mac Aquarium here in Perth.

    5. Re:Mac fish tank by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Discovery Channel Canada have a cool video of an octopus squeezing into a beer bottle.

      Nope, it's 404. Probably for the better though. I don't know that I need to see that before lunch.

      --

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  21. The 'Guy by russx2 · · Score: 1

    I think this is one of those submissions we should ignore and pretend doesn't exist... just like the squid.

    1. Re:The 'Guy by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Sure it exists. I took the guy's implied suggestion, started gluing keytops to magnets, and after 30 minutes or so I started to see the octopus. OMG! IT'S REAL!!

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
  22. RAM Buddies... by chrispyman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I distinctly remember seeing someone selling "RAM Buddies" at a local art fair around here awhile ago. They basically took that really old ram chips (the one that used rectangular sockets), bent the pins outward, and stuck eyes on the front and a tail in the back so they kinda resembled little caterpillars.

  23. My favorite use for old hardware... by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 5, Funny

    is the one they put the printer to in Office Space.

    PC Load Letter?

    1. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by SCSI-Wan · · Score: 4, Funny


      PC Load Letter?


      What f**k does that mean?

    2. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      No seriously, what does it mean?

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    3. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by jonjohnson · · Score: 1

      Fax machine.

      Die mutha f****r, Die!

    4. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by UserGoogol · · Score: 3, Funny

      After painstakingly removing the words "what the fuck does that mean" and "office space" from my Google search, I found good explanation

      It (more or less) means the printer thinks you don't have the right kind of paper.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    5. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 2, Informative

      PC Load Letter: Primary Castette Load Letter Sized Paper .... What, I actually read printer manuals (the HP LaserJet 4 has that same message)

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    6. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mother shitter! Son of a--ass! I just--

    7. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I don't like my job, and I don't think I'm going to go anymore. It's not that I['m lazy - it's that I just don't care.

    8. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Player Character: The quest is to place explosive charge in the mail delivery.

    9. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by whmac33 · · Score: 1

      THe first time I got that message on the LaserJet 4 that was setup in the office I laughed, but it was obvious what it wanted.

    10. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      A good beating. ;P

    11. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by Seekerofknowledge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Paper Carriage (paper tray) Load Letter (-size paper)

      It wants Letter-size paper but maybe it's out or is loaded with legal size, etc.

    12. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by BillX · · Score: 1

      My sysadmin gives me those...usually after firing up a rendering program...

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    13. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Paper Carriage make so much more sense. For the longest time I was trying to figure out why it wants the PC to load the letter paper, and not the PC's operator. I always thought it should be something along the lines of DA Load Letter.

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  24. Classic CPU Keychain? by maskedbishounen · · Score: 1
    I was going to make one, myself, out of a dead XP 1800+. Took out the Dremel, pins flew everywhere and hurt a whee bit hitting your skin, but it was finally ready to go.

    ..until I realized I was insane for wanting to stick that sucker in my pocket. Now, it's hanging from the ceiling instead, over my monitor. Drilled a little hole in one corner, transparent thread, thumb tack, and voila!

    The air from my ceiling fan keeps it constantly spinning, so I'm happy. Might want to give it a try. Doubt it works well for whole keyboards, though. ;P

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  25. IF you want some entertainment by LeahofRivendell · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest finding a microwave you don't particularly value and put your motherboard in it. If that doesn't entertain you enough, a light bulb can have an entertaining reaction.

    1. Re:IF you want some entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you should also try it with a grape cut mostly in half (with a small bit connecting the two halves). THAT is fun too!

    2. Re:IF you want some entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/

    3. Re:IF you want some entertainment by nuklearfusion · · Score: 1

      I hear that dry-erase markers are quite entertaining too. supposidly, they also make interesting modern-day art (i just wish i was there for that :()

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  26. Fridge Magnets by RobYoung · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd imagine it would be difficult to write anything with only one of each letter.

    1. Re:Fridge Magnets by the_seal · · Score: 1

      The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog isn't poetry?

    2. Re:Fridge Magnets by xs650 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You could start with "uncopyrightable" but that wouldn't leave many useful letters for additional words.

      Maybe you could write something in Welsh with DFJKQSWXYZ. Actually, that looks like the name of a town I drove through in Wales.

    3. Re:Fridge Magnets by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The word "the" is used twice, and the letter "O" is used four times.

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    4. Re:Fridge Magnets by Ianoo · · Score: 1

      That needs three E's, two H's, four O's, two R's, two T's and two U's.

      I don't know any that use exactly 26 letters, but Quick-blowing zephyrs vex daft Jim and Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz are better.

    5. Re:Fridge Magnets by Spamsonite · · Score: 1

      Neat! Until now, the longest word with no repeating letters I knew was "Lycanthropes"! I've got to go alert my friends!

    6. Re:Fridge Magnets by bn557 · · Score: 1

      I am awestruck with your inability to read the thread.

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    7. Re:Fridge Magnets by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      I'd imagine it would be difficult to write anything with only one of each letter.
      Good point. I guess:
      • The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
      Would be:
      • The quick brown fx jmps v lazy dg.
      Charming.
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  27. 386 Artwork by fejes · · Score: 1

    There is a pile of 386's and 486's in my basement that could be considered as an art project...

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  28. MC HyperSPARC by tokki · · Score: 2, Funny

    A friend of mine a while ago would make neck chains out of old HyperSPARC and SuperSPARC processor modules, ala Flavah Flav from Public Enemy.

  29. heh by runderwo · · Score: 1
    Well, I can't help you with the computer stuff, but this girl probably wants her purple octopus back...

  30. I can explain the second by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    The octopus wants to eat the keyboard cord.

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  31. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by ssbljk · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, HDDs are the most useful eq.
    they can be used as ashtray, weapon... and working one can be used to store some data on it too.

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  32. Memory sticks by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    I found a MoBo from an old Mac and it had the RAM still stuck in it. So I took a stick out, and it conveniently had a whole in it, so I put it on my keychain. I also bought four boards with etching, all cut to the same dimensions and smooth with holes in the corners. A buck a piece. Now I just need to put them together in a box shape, and put a light inside with a base, and I'll have a nice glowing green lamp.

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    1. Re:Memory sticks by Judg3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      haha! I did the exact same thing, though it wasn't a mac, it was an old 386. The ram was only 256kb in size! I remember we tried to install linux on it back in 99 or so, but even though it had a dozen or so sticks in it, it didn't meet the 3mb of ram minimum - so on the keychain it went!

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    2. Re:Memory sticks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, that flatscreen site spams like nothing i've seen for a long long while. I use my catch-all address so that I can effectivly filter a mis-used address. Most legit. places seem to be good these days -- but within ONE HOUR of not even _completing_ the registration(I'm a Uk resident) I was getting three to four spams to that address an hour. Just a heads up. (I was going to try and haul this back on topic, but i don't think its worth it..please mods, be merciful!)

  33. The ladies have some ideas.. by fadeaway · · Score: 4, Funny

    The answer is three weeks.

    Three weeks until your girlfriend gets sick of asking you to clean up the overflowing pile of old and unused components that's steadily taking over the office. Three weeks until you come home and find your monitor decorated, in a most Martha Stewart-like fashion, with superglued sticks of RAM and old CPU's.

    Message recieved.. loud and clear. Over and out.

    1. Re:The ladies have some ideas.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope... It will be just all trampled and scattered around... And all I will be able to do about it would be to say "Bad horse, bad!"

  34. 486DX Back Scratcher! by Xocet_00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back when I worked in the computer room at K-W Surplus (please excuse the horrid website, it isn't mine) we took this box of old 486DX chips and glued them onto the ends of these long thin plastic pencils. They made excellent back scratchers. We sold them for $0.99CA I think.

    1. Re:486DX Back Scratcher! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not often that a website brings my computer to a halt for 5 seconds, but that site did. Well done to the web designers for creating such a monstrosity.

    2. Re:486DX Back Scratcher! by uncle_riley · · Score: 1

      you think thats a monstrosity? you should see the inside of the store

    3. Re:486DX Back Scratcher! by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

      Hahah, you should try working in it! Yeesh. No wonder I went back to school.

  35. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by daemon_underscore · · Score: 2, Funny

    I stuck them to either side of the flap of skin between my nostrils. Going to the doctor to get neodynium magnets removed from your sinuses isn't fun.

  36. Use everything! by Neo's+Nemesis · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use my ex-speaker magnets for finding lost metal items.

    My ex-cabinet houses 3 birds.

    I use my earlier corrupted HD for slicing soft items after making some big changes in its circuitry.

    I have mounted my CDROM's tray on wall, cut out a piece of plastic artistically and now it holds abt 10 pens, a cup of water, and upto 5 CDs, all separately in diff slots.

    1. Re:Use everything! by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      My ex-cabinet houses 3 birds.

      I use my earlier corrupted HD for slicing soft items after making some big changes in its circuitry.

      I have mounted my CDROM's tray on wall, cut out a piece of plastic artistically and now it holds abt 10 pens, a cup of water, and upto 5 CDs, all separately in diff slots.


      And here I am, wondering why geeks are female repellents. Poor me.

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    2. Re:Use everything! by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      I have mounted my CDROM's tray on wall, ... and now it holds ... a cup of water

      Wow! I thought that was just an urban legend :-)

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  37. Clutter by RobM9999 · · Score: 1

    I take all the bits and pieces of old systems and strategically around my office on shelves, in boxes, and on the floor to give it the productive, lived-in look of a technological genius. I might just have them fooled.

    1.) Tear apart old crappy computers nobody else wanted
    2.) ???
    3.) Profit.

  38. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by 0racle · · Score: 1

    I have a dead hdd that I keep meaning to turn into a desk clock.

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  39. Stepper motors for CNC, UPS batteries for RC boat by hajo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First of; I make my living buying discarded computer stuff and reselling it. A lot of this stuff is broken and gets trashed. When I do have time I tend to strip the stepper motors out of disk drives and printers as well as the printer guides for CNC / robotics stuff. UPS batteries are an excellent power supply.
    However mostly I use discarded equipment to put a working system together again which can be used for all kinds of things: If you are handy with linux you can make excellent routers; web servers, media servers, a TIVO, CNC control equipment out of the oldest stuff.

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  40. RAAANMAAA! by numbski · · Score: 2, Funny
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    1. Re:RAAANMAAA! by log0n · · Score: 1

      Genma! ^_^

      My old college roommate and I used to quote that movie (a feat considering it's not exactly full of quotable quotes) the way others would bring up Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

      Ahhh the memories..

  41. Things done... by julesh · · Score: 1

    * I have a motherboard from an ICL 286 (complete with EGA graphics card [8-bit ISA] and I/O card [16-bit ISA, connects to MFM hard disks]) hanging on my wall. I call it a "talking point".

    * I have a friend who used an old keyboard to practice his martial arts skills. He eventually cracked the back board with a fingertip thrust, after a number of kicks and punches failed to have much impact -- apparently, they're flexible enough that a gentler but more persistent strike does more damage.

    1. Re:Things done... by kyhwana · · Score: 1

      Have your friend try an IBM Model M ;)

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    2. Re:Things done... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Ouch! :)

  42. What to do with the rest of the keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you've still got the rest of the keyboard you can wire up the controller to some buttons and make yourself an arcade controller. If you're really ambitious you could even go the whole hog and build yourself one of these

  43. You'll find the answer... by Judg3 · · Score: 1

    You'll find the answer to this question quite a few times over at Mini-ITX.com.

    The people there shove a mini-itx board into everything - the front page shows a Commodor 1541 drive and a Sega Master System.

    Granted, some of them are absolutely horrible (There was this God-awful Mac SE mod that looked terrible, ill-fitting pieces, a huge cut for the optical drives, etc - though I can't find it, but I did find this beautiful one instead. Damn, suppose I'll stop doing my mod now hehe) but they give you a pretty good idea of what can be done with those little motherboards

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    1. Re:You'll find the answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You mean this one?

      Ewwwww!

    2. Re:You'll find the answer... by daddymac · · Score: 1
      There was this God-awful Mac SE mod that looked terrible, ill-fitting pieces, a huge cut for the optical drives, etc

      You're probably talking about this one.

      Just FYI, I found it linked on the page of "this beautiful one" you provided.

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  44. The pinnacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best I've heard is a gutted SNES system used as a tissue dispenser. Not bad, huh?

    1. Re:The pinnacle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best I've heard is a gutted SNES system used as a tissue dispenser.

      Somehow appropriate for Slashdot's target audience, I think.

  45. A Manual Keyboard by tominfinitenerd.com · · Score: 1

    I never got around to doing anything with it, but one day my obsession with manual transmission vehicles game me the idea to make a "manual keyboard". This idea came about a year ago.

    At first this had literally no practical application, however in the beginning of this summer I realized that, at least for me, if it was done right it could be very useful.

    My prime thought being: typing numbers. When I program, or even when I am just typing. It's a pain to move my hands to type numbers, and if I'm trying to type them while still keeping the rest of my hands in the "home position" errors are too high for my liking. What if the "clutch" in my manual keyboard would allow you to type numbers, but on letters. I guess having a whole pedal on the ground devoted to this would be completely unecessary, you could simply put another key on the keyboard, perhaps just above the shift key.

    It may be worthless and useless, but I still like the idea.

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    1. Re:A Manual Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ever use a laptop? This feature is on just about every laptop keyboard I've ever seen. The Fn key used to access the virtual keypad is often just below the left shift key. Look closely at the pictures here, for example. The virtual keypad is usually around the u-l keys.

      The virtual keypad isn't on normal keyboards, for the simple reason that they're far more of a pain in the ass to use than just moving your right hand across to the arrow keys.

    2. Re:A Manual Keyboard by tominfinitenerd.com · · Score: 1

      Yes, however if you look at the picture you showed me, you must still move your hands to the 7,8, and 9 keys to type 7, 8, and 9. I wouldn't like to have to have my right hand type all of the numbers anyway. I would prefer to have the numbers split up. Perhaps ASDFGHJKL; 0123456789?

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    3. Re:A Manual Keyboard by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You could probably do that in software, if you wanted to give up a key (like caps lock, scroll lock, print screen, pause, etc). If you use Linux, the windows key or context menu key could work well.

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    4. Re:A Manual Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is known as the "Fn" key on most laptops...Or simply NumLock.

    5. Re:A Manual Keyboard by tominfinitenerd.com · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm aware. That was covered by yet another anonymous writer. It doesn't work the way I want it to. Read my reply to the previos "Fn" post.

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  46. I have a keyring - how exciting. by ttlgDaveh · · Score: 1

    I have a P3 800MHz keyring after one broke at work and was a mere week outside of it's warranty.
    Fifteen minutes with some clippers and a soldering iron removed the pins and a further minute with a Dremel to drill a holy for the ring and it was done!
    Unfortunately, 2+ years in my pocket have taken their toll on it - the core has been virtually destroyed and there are some nasty chips out of the side of it. Looks like I need to blow up some more hardware to replace it, an AMD64 would be a nice keyring upgrade ;).

    1. Re:I have a keyring - how exciting. by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 1
      Is that a smartjack key in that picture? GEEK!

      My Keys:

      smartjack key, thanks Verizon!

      T1 loopback plug, thanks Adtran!

      Leatherman Micra, thanks me!

    2. Re:I have a keyring - how exciting. by DakotaK · · Score: 1

      I have an Athelon 64 keyring. A friend of mine was doing something to his box, and somehow he managed to royally screw it up, and the socket on the motherboard broke in two and a few pins on the chip were busted out and a bunch bent. Since it was pretty worthless by that point, I took off the pins, drilled a hole, and there we go. Needless to say, when I show the right people they come close to mauling me before I explain the circumstance (at which point they want to maul the guy I got it from).

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  47. I've been working by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On a project to turn some old scsi drives into a MIDI instrument, I *LOVE* the sounds really old scsi drives make (think 4GB micropolis drives). Plan to use it in a composition :)

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    1. Re:I've been working by back_pages · · Score: 1
      On a project to turn some old scsi drives into a MIDI instrument, I *LOVE* the sounds really old scsi drives make (think 4GB micropolis drives). Plan to use it in a composition :)

      I'm not trying to be a smartass, but wha?? Do you mean that you're tying to make a MIDI patch of the hard drive sounds? If you make a MIDI instrument out of the hard drive, it won't sound like the hard drive..

      I guess I'm asking if you're trying to sample the hard drive or use the scsi port wiring and connector to directly interface to a MIDI port. If it's the sampling, I might be able to help.

    2. Re:I've been working by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nah, I'm trying to turn a PC+SCSI CARD+Two Micropolis drives into a MIDI instrument. Software on the PC (will eventually) read midi signals and convert them into head movements which will make the pretty noises :)

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      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    3. Re:I've been working by Nostafa · · Score: 1

      You need to get some old MFM/RLL drives instead.
      they really had the variety of noises better suited to the task.

      Flashback: Manually spinning the cylinders on a pair of Seagate ST251 so the system would start up. Stiction was fun. Thank god it was a BBS machine and only needed a restart every month or so.

    4. Re:I've been working by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Oh, I think we thought you meant using the drives as input, not output. It makes much more sense now!

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    5. Re:I've been working by back_pages · · Score: 1

      Yeah same here. It sounds interesting and I'd like to hear the results.

    6. Re:I've been working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too! Me too!
      osAT udelDOT edu

  48. Lots of stuff by g3head · · Score: 1

    Personally I've make a keyring out of a set of PCI bridge chips here I've also built coasters out of a cut up logic board and some plexiglass, similar to the ones at thinkgeek The light elements from old scanners are nothing more than CCFLs so there are any number of uses for them when you pair them with an old wall wart.

  49. Dead HDD magnets by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I use a dead HDD's magnet to hold all my spare change together in my pocket.

    1. Re:Dead HDD magnets by nuffle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Out of curiousity, what nation's currency do you use, such that this would work? I believe the Dutch and Canadians use at least some magnetic coins. The coins that currently clank in my pocket are American, however, and are all non-magnetic.

    2. Re:Dead HDD magnets by bigberk · · Score: 1

      I pulled out a big old magnet and a pocketful of Canadian change, to see what would happen. My 1974 to 2003 1 cent pieces are not magnetic, but it appears some 2003 and 2004 pennies are magnetic (this surprised me). The 10 cent, 25 cent, 1 dollar and 2 dollar pieces are all magnetic. I haven't found any 5 cent magnetic pieces.

    3. Re:Dead HDD magnets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard that many machines that take coins in the US (e.g soda machines) use a magnet to tell the difference between real money and Canadian "money."

    4. Re:Dead HDD magnets by bigberk · · Score: 2, Informative
      but it appears some 2003 and 2004 pennies are magnetic (this surprised me)
      Based on empirical observations, it seems that Canadian pennies with the letter 'p' under the Queen of England's head are magnetic and other pennies are not. I have yet to find an exception to this!
    5. Re:Dead HDD magnets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By the way, could you fuckers please stop putting your "real money" in our vending machines?

      Thanks.

    6. Re:Dead HDD magnets by slyxter · · Score: 0

      The info on your pennies with the letter 'p' on them from here:
      In 1999 the Canadian Mint decided to experiment with 1 cent to 50 cent coins made from steel that was copper placed for the 1 cent, and nickle plated over copper plating for the 5, 10, 25 and 50 cent coins. Examples of all denominations were struck in 1999 but only as test tokens for vending machine companies to calibrate their machines too. About 20,000 of each denomination was struck, with most of them ended up in official mint sets of the coins that the mint sold to the public. 2000 saw first circulation strikes of plated coins (with the "P") with the issue of 5 cent pieces (the few 10, 25 and 50 cent coins known to exist are accidentally released and very rare). 2001 saw the official issues of other denominations begin to appear.

    7. Re:Dead HDD magnets by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the magnet deflects the coin into an appropriate (by denomination) holding bin. I guess there's a small amount if iron in all UYS coins ?

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  50. I've seen... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    Old hard disk packs make excellent Klingon prayer wheels. BTW, the purple octopus is wondering if you're edible.

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  51. front garden by bvdbos · · Score: 1

    Currently I'm colleting stuff to put in my front garden as decoration and an ode to the tchnology. But remember to take all the boards out as they should be recycled. You don't want to have that high concentrations of heavy metals in the wild (your garden in this case). Also I'm thinking about a fishbowl from a monitor...

  52. Re:FP! by djsmiley · · Score: 1

    im hoping this wasn't an attempt at a first post, and rather something about being the first ever purple octopus to ever make it to his sofa without being disassembled and stuck back together with industial glue. (What type of glue is that anyway?, super?)

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  53. Gerbilssss by coffin_birth · · Score: 0

    I used a server case as a small pool for my gerbils to swim in. they found all the fans, holes and etc as a sweet deal to swim through and such. Much fun. Just... use a lot of packing tape. A lot.

  54. Here's one... by Misch · · Score: 1

    THis horse is called "All Keyed Up" and was aprt of the 2003 "Horses on Parade" exhibit in Rochester, NY.

    more pictures

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  55. Nightstand by zokum · · Score: 1

    Personally, I got an old and LARGE 386 server from HP as a nightstand next to my bed. Quite sturdy and gives my bedroom that geeky/functional look.

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  56. B.E.A.M. by Veridium · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.nis.lanl.gov/projects/robot//

    I've been working on a project for a few months now, utilizing parts from old drives. I'm time deficient of late, but I'm hoping when I finish a current work project, I'll have more time.
    All you tinkerer nerds out there, if you haven't looked into BEAM robotics, look into it. You can utilize a good deal of junk electronics.

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  57. For those old 387's... by Tmack · · Score: 1
    After I fried it good (burned a pin clean off it), I took a 387 math co-proc and bent a few of the pins in one corner around a peice of string. Now it hangs from the rear-view mirror of my old car.

    Tm

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  58. Purple Octopus... by selderrr · · Score: 4, Funny

    that, my dear friend, is what the sun-walkers out there call a woman

    don't touch it, don't feed it, don't talk to it. If you stop washing yourself & brushing your teeth, it's supposed to go away by itself.

    dunno if this matters, but you have all slahsdotters sympathy. We're standing right behind you like one geek. Let us know how it turns out.

  59. Daft idea by ledow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once had similar ideas for reusing the bits out of all the old PC's that collect around me (mostly P233's and desktop cases, for some reason, but I've got a PS/2 hiding somewhere).

    Was going to use the old fans to make sure airflow went through my PC and even throughout the wooden cabinet that my PC is in so that it wouldn't get too hot.

    Or:

    Actually once crafted a primitive noise baffle for the exhaust fan from a PC by using an empty 5.25" casing and some defunct floppies arranged so that the air would zig-zag through the 5.25 case (off of a CDROM if I remember rightly, with the bits taken out).

    Or:

    The metal casing of an old PC is good for keeping all those ADSL routers, printer server boxes, ethernet hubs etc. that are on 24/7 but just get in the way when you're rereouting cables.

    Bung them inside an old desktop case (even mount them in the drivebays or whatnot), run all the cables through the PCI backplates and power them off the inside of the power socket (even room for a power strip with a few "brick" power adaptors in there). If your stuff needs 12 or 5v, you could even run it direct off of the old PSU, I suppose.

    That way, one box and plug powers all the silly peripherals but you haven't got millions of wires tangling and twenty brick adaptors stuck to the wall.

    You can move the bits inside around so that you can see the LED status of things from the drive bays etc., can power from the power supply, can even re-use the PSU or case fans to make sure they have adequate cooling etc.

    Or:

    Some people try to hide their computers in their furniture (e.g. wooden cabinets/cupboards/desks), why not go the other way... convert the front of a desktop case to become a fold-open drawer or storage area. :-)

    Or:

    See how many LED's you can fit onto the outside of an old PC case so that you can have that authentic "Star Trek" feel. Bonus points for them actually working, extra for flashing effects etc.

    Or:

    Build a race track using old PCI cards as barriers, upside-down motherboards as the floor and the balls from mice as the "cars", like blow football, only more geeky.

  60. Two words: by DoraLives · · Score: 1
    Art Car.

    Take one old jalopy, a couple of hundred dead cards/motherboards/memory stix/etc., and a large bucket of epoxy, and mix well.

    Instant Art Car.

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  61. Parts - art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple friends of mine went to an art fair in a division that went by the name of 'machinery art' or something along those lines. Anyway, the rules were simple. They were presented with 3 computers, including monitors, mice, keyboards, speakers, the works, a few other pieces of industrial machinery, and what came down to a couple baseball bats. They could demolish the materials in any way they say fit, to make something artsy fartsy. The result? I don't have pictures, but it ended up being a 6-foot, 70-pound behemoth that was reminiscent of the robot from Short Circuit. They named it Trogdor, and actually managed 2nd place after someone they swear had bought the judges. It wasn't actually functional (obviously) but it was darn cool looking.

  62. build from it, or donate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You know what really irks me as a technology enthusiast, often wanting to obtain older parts? People convinced by the Great Marketing Machine that anything more than 6 months old is worthy for no more than scrap. Yeah, I know if you live in the USA many old parts have supply >> demand, but that just isn't the case in most other countries.

    Let me give you an example. I have been looking for weeks in the UK for a newer VAXstation (my first hunt was for the 4000/60, since everyone I spoke to US-side said these boxes are rather nippy but also exist in stacks in warehouses).. now there are about 5 companies here who sell the refurbished parts, but for at least four times the final price of US sales on eBay. I'm an hobbyist and student, and I want to learn about these machines, what made them successful, what ideas we can re-use from them, etc. - I neither intend to make a mint, nor can I afford to spend a mint on them.

    So, for the sake of my sanity (and yes, this is a selfish request, but it will also benefit lots of geeks like me with similar interests, and we are geeks, right?), please, please, if you have some even mildly interesting hardware, consider offering it up to those who would willingly pay a fair price for it, or at least to ship it away from you, on eBay if you like, or better on some of the specialist newsgroups / boards. We will be eternally grateful.

    1. Re:build from it, or donate it by djsmiley · · Score: 1

      Please contact me at djsmiley2k@gmail.com (im from teh UK too, and i have some ideas on where you can find old bits like you mentioned)

      Having some offered to me the last week i think... Not sure as i didn't take much notice. But contact me anyway =)

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  63. Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just so happens I have a nasty blood blister on my left-middle finger. Hard drive magnet accident.

    Not only are these things dangerous around your media they can physically hurt you as well. Also don't you DARE think about sticking them onto anything with a painted finish. I've warned you.

    Not that that makes them any less fun of course. :)

    1. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've got a point there. Many don't realize that once magnets get to be a certain strength they get dangerous--even something comfortable enough to otherwise carry around for curiousity value. Imagine this embarrasing scenario: You carry around a neodymium magnet around in your jeans pocket and wander into the subway and brush up against the steel turnstile and CLANK! There you are!

      BTM

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    2. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by hattig · · Score: 1

      Oh the fun that could be had by sticking these magnets into random people's pockets! I must do that one day.

      Right, it looks like I need a funny shaped screwdriver to open this duff IBM deskstar ...

    3. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an urban legend at a local defense contractor... since they destroy old hard drives the magnets are pulled and sitting around the workbench. They are frequently given to coworkers with a use for them. One engineer saw the magnets and asked if he could have 2 of them, the techs said sure and he put one in each pants pocket. As he walked down the stairs the magnets in his pockets swung forward... attracted each other....caught in between was a sensitive part of his anatomy.

    4. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by MichaelCox_au · · Score: 5, Informative

      The real danger with strong neodymium magnets is that they are both brittle and extremely magnetic--as a result if you accidently let two of them stick together, they can sometimes attract with such force that they shatter and send thousands of poisonous shards out at high speed. Hence the reason why you should always wear hand and eye protection when handling them. You should also avoid handling them if their protective coatings are broken as the rare-earth metals are extremely toxic and easily absorbed via mucus membranes.

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    5. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by plover · · Score: 2, Informative
      Nahh, you don't need a special screwdriver. There are lots of alternatives.

      For one, you can take a moto-tool and cut a straight slot in the head of the screw, then use a flat screwdriver in your new slot to remove it. This is a lot of work but on a frozen screw it's effective.

      For another, you can usually grab the sides of the screw head in a pair of needlenose pliers and rotate it out. This is especially true of the hard drive lids, and is my preferred method (since I carry a needlenose on my belt.)

      For another, you can sometimes wedge a flat bladed screwdriver right in between the points of the star shaped head (tipped at the appropriate angle). If the screw isn't extremely tight, this is fastest, but you run the risk of damaging the screwdriver if it is tight.

      I typically loosen all the screws with the pliers first, then spin them out with a flat blade.

      Finally, remember that it's just a broken old IBM DeathStar drive. You don't have to be kind to all the pieces. Use a screwdriver as a pry bar and separate the sheet-metal lid from the aluminum drive housing. Make a hole big enough for a pair of pliers to grab it and the lid will tear out of the way fairly easily. But don't be too rough or you'll shatter the disc platters and then have lots of nasty glass shards to deal with.

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    6. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could pick up a $5 Torx screwdriver at the local hardware store and unscrew it. But hey, it's up to you.

    7. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by plover · · Score: 1

      Usually this is something I do when I'm tinkering away from my toolbox. A leatherman is a nifty thing.

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      John
    8. Re:Hard drive magnets a sore subject. Literally... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I guess I should stop licking my shattered HDD magnets then.

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  64. Wind generators. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Some of the wind power people use the magnets from the disk drive head actuators for making magnetos or converting motors to magnetos.

    Sometimes they use the disk bearings for small mills, too.

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  65. Re-use electronic components! by enosys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If I have a useless board with at least some components that aren't surface mount I use a hot air paint stripper to remove the components. Then I reuse them in various projects. I have a well over 90% success rate with ICs.

    A hot air paint stripper will surface mount components even more easily but it's hard to use surface mount components.

    1. Re:Re-use electronic components! by interiot · · Score: 1
      "Hard to use SMC" or "hard to re-use SMC"?

      After wasting too much time and money drilling holes in PCBs, I must say, SMT looks like the way to go, seems like you'd save money in the long run if you just got a decent soldering iron / hot air gun up front, compared to money on the continually broken drill bits.

    2. Re:Re-use electronic components! by sploxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uhoh, I did that myself but stopped as I heard how toxic the substances are which will be generated by this process!

      Some components (especially older ones, and you're probably desoldering lots of *old* boards) are made flame resistant, and heating them produces really nasty stuff. You aren't heating them with a temperature-controlled soldering iron, you're using an uncontrolled heat gun, mine can melt glass!

      I read it in several magazines here in germany. Maybe someone has a link? A quick google turned nothing up.

      At least, I would take several precautions, such a doing this outside, wearing a gas mask etc.

      Also there's much lead on older boards. 40% in the solder (Sb60Pb).

      People already freak out about the lead and, at least here in the EU, lead containing solder will be, IMHO, phased out in 2006. I'm now using more and more lead free solder myself (for the hobby work), but more as a general precaution (it's available and not *too* much more expensive), and, of course, I also solder older boards without worrying too much.
      But heating lead very much may produce lead fumes - I do not want to inhale them.

    3. Re:Re-use electronic components! by sploxx · · Score: 1

      oops. sn60pb :)

    4. Re:Re-use electronic components! by oddbudman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have to say SMT is the way to go. I used to design all my boards using Though Hole Technology but recently I have changed to SMT boards and haven't looked back. Assembly is actually easier provided you stick to not-too-small components. It saves time too as you don't have to do that awful process of thread, pull, solder, cut for each component like you do with through hole components. It's more like solder pad1 , solder pad2, done! Things do get a little trickier when you need to mount ICs with high pin densities, but a little bit of solderpaste and solderwick goes a long way.

      Any experienced solderer should easily be able to solder 2-pin passive components down 0603 size provided they have a decent soldering iron and some good tweezers.

      Moreover, SMT boards have been shown to generally generate less noise than an equivalent through hole based board. Hence the boards are less likely to fail compliance testing such as FCC or CE.

    5. Re:Re-use electronic components! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to register - but its free.

      Check out the article at http://www.avrfreaks.net/Freaks/Articles/ColinSMD/ intro.php

      Has some SMD ideas.

    6. Re:Re-use electronic components! by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      As much as I like SMD, here in Australia, I can't get any in the quantities I want (need ONE 4k7 resistor? buy this $60 box containing enough resistors to last for the rest of your life! Want ONE 7805 regulator? here, buy 10 at double the price of through hole!), or at a reasonable price.

      Too many hobbyists stay with through-hole, making small quantities of SMD parts expensive. Not to mention that I can't even get most ICs in SMD form.

    7. Re:Re-use electronic components! by j3110 · · Score: 1

      I was about to say that if they started using Antimony in their solder, they probably have bigger problems than the Lead. :)

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    8. Re:Re-use electronic components! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the evaporation point of lead waaaaay up there? I mean....lead fumes? How many hundreds of degrees are we talking about here? Do you REALLY think your soldering iron gets that hot? Geez....basic chemistry.

    9. Re:Re-use electronic components! by oddbudman · · Score: 1

      Have you shopped around?

      Farnell (& RS) have an extensive range of SMD parts, sometimes priced not too far off Altronics and Jaycar prices. Altronics stock SMT passives in 10 packs at reasonable prices. I agree with your point about 78XX regs, however there is no rule that says you can't mix smt with th. Infact i have found that th passives such as electrolytic caps are cheaper than their smt equivalents, a mixed board is often a cost effective solution.

      Anyway, happy tinkering :)

  66. Not all computer equipment is safe for this by banz23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think many people neglect to realize that the computer components were designed to operate in a closed box and to have very little direct contact with people. There is plenty of lead and other nasties in these components that I certainly wouldn't want to handle them frequently or for that matter my kids. Now things like keyboard key are obviously safe, but motherboards are another thing.

    1. Re:Not all computer equipment is safe for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is just damned silly!

      The amount of lead you are exposed to from electronic components is negligible unless you grind them up and eat them - a lot of them! You do realize that toothpaste, up until about 20 years ago, was packaged in lead tubes, don't you. And it was something that people put into their mouths everyday. The practice was discontinued not because of any lead poisoning to people using the toothpaste, but because of lead contamination to groundwater from dumps filled with the stuff.

      Find something real to worry about.

    2. Re:Not all computer equipment is safe for this by goMac2500 · · Score: 1

      OMG! Mouse with vibrator! Off to the patent office I go!

    3. Re:Not all computer equipment is safe for this by Owndapan · · Score: 1
      Hmmm... I don't think you should completely discount the grandparent post. There is some ordinary stuff out there in components, particularly if they break apart.

      For example, Gallium Arsenide in semiconductor components. Check the precautions box here for some toxicity info.

      Nothing worth panicking about, but it doesn't hurt to be careful!

    4. Re:Not all computer equipment is safe for this by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Now things like keyboard key are obviously safe, but motherboards are another thing.

      By the way, keyboards are usually among the items in the household that have the highest density of germs.

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    5. Re:Not all computer equipment is safe for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I certainly wouldn't want to handle them frequently or for that matter my kids"

      I wholeheartedly agree that one should exercise extreme caution when handling kids.

  67. Question by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since you're only using the keys from a single keyboard for your fridge magnets, a question arises: what's the longest english word that only uses each letter once? How about the longest sentence?

    1. Re:Question by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      what's the longest english word that only uses each letter once? The longest I (OK, egrep and the words file) can come up with is "uncopyrightable" at 15 letters. I'd have posted the command line too, but the Slashdot lameness filter is eating it for lunch... :)

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    2. Re:Question by infolib · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sentences that use every letter in the alphabet exactly once are called pangrams. Several examples exist. The "Veldt jynx.." one may be the oldest - at least it's the only one i recall seeing in the Guiness Book of Records.

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    3. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ReadingTest

      I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg!"
      THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

      Aoccdrnig to rsceearh at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
      oredr the ltteers in a ?wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
      frist and lsat ltteer be
      in ?the rghit pclae. The ?rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
      it wouthit any porbelm.
      Tihs ?is bcuseae the ?huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
      the wrod as a wlohe.

      It may not really matter if you have all the letters but enough to make some sense of your intended meaning.

    4. Re:Question by fbform · · Score: 1

      Dermatoglyphics is tied for lead with Uncopyrightable at 15 unique letters. The dictionary I use (YAWL (Scroll down a screen)) does not have any longer words with non-repeating letters.

      --
      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    5. Re:Question by fbform · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? Try this on for size:

      Nreuuoms pmeeononnhs peossss uiapocmltecnd etaaoilxnpn; nwttdtsniinoahg, the pdseuo-snfiiiectc spssliiimm is not snfiiiectc and eieecndvs are oetfn mdanleiisg.

      Translation:
      Numerous phenomenons possess uncomplicated explanation; notwithstanding, the pseudo-scientific simplisism is not scientific and evidences are often misleading.

      --
      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  68. recycle by holmengraa · · Score: 1

    i use my former state of the art kyocera laserprinter as an anchor for the family boat

  69. Toys for the girls by pilybaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure I've seen "toys for girls" that look just like my MS wheel mouse. I'm sure it can't be that hard to plug in a vibrating motor and some batteries. If you make it a wireless one you could even use a caddy to charge it. And the best thing is that you don't have to worry about someone finding it in your desk draw. You just say it's an old broken mouse. Kill two bird with one stone. Hell you could do it and have it stay as a fully functioning mouse too.

    1. Re:Toys for the girls by maskedbishounen · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sounds great.

      ...except this is Slashdot. Who are we going to get to test it?

      *sound of crickets here*

      Dare I say, the more productive thing is to actually fill it with some sand to weigh it down and throw it at some birds. You might get lucky!

      --
      "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program."
    2. Re:Toys for the girls by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the girls who use them could sell them secondhand to geeks at a *huge* markup!

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    3. Re:Toys for the girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eww

    4. Re:Toys for the girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh man, this is slashdot.

      First off, women just won't use any old thing that vibrates. The dildo market is pretty innovative and many women prefer certain types over others. Go to your local adult "bookstore" and take a look, you'll see all sorts of designs, but the phallus with the clit stimulator is pretty popular. There are all sorts of plastics/latex/whatever that aim for either realism or just pleasure. Lets not assume that we can't out-do mother nature, but a vibrating computer mouse is a pretty crappy idea.

      If anything, you could hide a little pipe in there and smoke pot out of it. Mom and Dad will probably never guess that that old Logitech mouse hides your stash and is really a pipe. A nice hack off the top of my head is to use an optical mouse, stuff a pipe in there, and let the powerful red LED bounce off the smoke revealing particulate patterns. A wireless mouse would just work off the battery, a normal one would work off the ps2/usb port.

    5. Re:Toys for the girls by euxneks · · Score: 1

      No matter who it's for, that's one smelly fuckin' mouse.

      --
      in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
    6. Re:Toys for the girls by BashDot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, this mouse has force-feedback! But why is the cursor buzzing around like that? I can't click anything!

    7. Re:Toys for the girls by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      .... in Japan.

      Except that it's not even a joke, in this case.

      --

      ---
      Mod me down, you fucking twits. Go ahead. I dare you.
      (I read with sigs off.)
  70. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hrm... I have a few of those suckers stuck to my fridge...I have cracked many a nail trying to pry them off. Incredibly strong, even managed to stick a porkchop to my pridge using one.

  71. Re:Stepper motors for CNC, UPS batteries for RC bo by Yokaze · · Score: 1

    You also can use the brushless motors from your defect CD-Drive for RC-planes.

    Some made a business out of it. (Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with them)

    --
    "Between strong and weak, between rich and poor [...], it is freedom which oppresses and the law which sets free"
  72. Broken terminal light show by jejones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A local (for me, local = Des Moines) band (long disbanded, alas; they were quite good) used broken terminals as a backdrop for a performance. They weren't hooked up to anything (save the outlet, of course), but they were sufficiently fried that the CRT traced a pattern on the screen with no input at all.

  73. classic mac clock by trb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    a classic hack (i don't know who first thought of this) is to take a handful of 128k macs and line them up and run software to display the time of day, one digit per screen. you can get arbitratily complex, with or without seconds, with a screens for the colons (flashing or not), date, networked or not, dali morphing, etc.

  74. Your Motherboard, Your Self by xactuary · · Score: 1

    I found my personal style at http://www.motherboardinc.com Check it out.

    --
    Say hello to my little sig.
    1. Re:Your Motherboard, Your Self by eBayDoug · · Score: 1

      Is that your site? Great stuff!

      --
      Learn About Outsourcing. http://www.pioutsource.com
  75. Mouse Necklace by bokmann · · Score: 3, Funny

    I once made a necklace our of a dead mac mouse... just fed the end that normally attached to the computer back into the mouse case, and voila!

    On a dare, I wore it out one night (while still in college). I took it off when a hot girl asked me why I was wearing a medic-alert necklace.

    1. Re:Mouse Necklace by DJCF · · Score: 1

      Anyone else slightly grossed out by the refference to dead mice? Then I reread the sentance...

    2. Re:Mouse Necklace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mouse is cool... but to really impress the ladies you have to sport an old ethernet card that has been spray-painted gold on a chain. Also a good laugh @ LAN parties.

    3. Re:Mouse Necklace by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

      Wow! A Mac mouse that can actually be used for something? Thats a first.

      --
      SIG: TAKE OFF EVERY 'CAPTAIN'!!
  76. Computer reuse by Little_Grabbi · · Score: 1

    I do two things: I made a plexi.topped table, with UV Cold Cathodes shining onto the PCBs I had stripped of all 'high' components (capacitators and whatnot), illuminating the highliter-tracing done to every single lead on said PCBs. Gorgeous!. The other thing was a life-size mannequin built out of computer parts, kinda like the TRON suit, but not suitable for wearing...

    --
    Red would indeed be a better green, If only it was a little less yellow.
  77. Painting replacements. by Nichotin · · Score: 1

    Since I'm too cheap to buy paintings and other shit for my naked walls I decided to hang defective components on the wall. Recently a laptop here broke, and it looks really cool with all the internal parts hanging on the wall along with a dozen open harddrives and some atx motherboards. For things like defective cdroms and such, just open them up a bit so people can see the guts. In most occassions, this looks really good in the room your computers are at.

  78. goatee comb and free advertising by rende · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Other then the tried and true practice of using toasted CDs as coasters, a friend of mine found old processors (of the socket 370 variety) made an excellent comb for his goatee.

    At a computer place where I volunteer, they hand out old RAM chips cut in half as key chains. They slide the ring though the holes where the memory would click into place and slap a sticker with their name and phone number on the back. A big bowl of them sits on the front counter and the majority of people who come through take one.

    --

    telnet://zombiemud.org:3000
  79. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  80. (o/t) The purple octopus is Ultros, he never dies. by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

    And if you know what I'm talking about, you too, are a FF geek. :D

  81. something I once made ... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 0, Redundant

    out of broken computer stuff, a full box of broken computer stuff, for the trash.

    CB

  82. True Story by djsmiley · · Score: 2, Funny

    In school i was always the geek, the odd one out etc...
    Just check http://djsmiley.blogdns.com to see.

    Sometimes i would play on this fact and i 1st made a keyring out of some old ram i found in the computer room. (now i find its been done before =[ )

    Then, i found a LARGE ISA card and stuck that on a keyring, to take the piss. The 1st years were loving it, til i hit one of them over the head with it and split it in half =/

    Over time this story of this keyring got around, with people asking to see it... Eventually i got bored and dumped it.

    Then i saw hackers (the film people, the film!) and decided i wanted a new keyboard, for some cheap pc i brought of a friends uncle, i had 2 cans of spray paint... I just forgot to mask the letters off. So then i ended up with a keyboard, only i could use... It became the most "bling" necklace ever, as i walked into 6th form waring it around my neck!. (using the cable as a string).

    This was the high light, but i also decided after we tried to fix the school computers (taking them apart and putting the working parts in the same one), and finding it still didn't work, that if i took lots of NON-working parts, and placed them in a broken machine, it might just work...

    how ever it just got attacked by the mobs and left on a bus somewhere.

    So, paint your keyboards and go hang out on the west side...

    --
    - http://www.milkme.co.uk
  83. Poop by Gothmolly · · Score: 0, Troll

    I made a mod out of my poop once.

    --
    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
  84. printer as a doorstop by chrismtb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found out that printers, especially those made by Lexmark, make very functional doorstops.

    I purchased a lexmark printer last year and it turned out that they didn't make win XP drivers for it. I called tech support and they told me that I could use my printer if I reverted back to win ME or earlier.

    Having no use for the printer, I affixed an appropriate sign to it expressing my discontent with lexmark and used it as a doorstop. It worked well for propping the door open a few inches, the flex of the plastic helped to bounce the door back so it wouldn't hit so forcefully, and best of all, whenever I was pissed off, I could just kick the printer against the wall.

    --
    Break the mindless monotony!
    1. Re:printer as a doorstop by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Well, actually an old monitor on a swivel base works better as a doorstop than a printer would.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    2. Re:printer as a doorstop by anubi · · Score: 1
      Good one!

      When you are pissed, slam the door hard enough to fracture the CRT.

      It will let the whole floor know you are *really* pissed. ;)

      --
      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  85. Your floor is too cold ... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


    That Purple Octopus is on your couch because your floor is too cold. Try placing a small towel on the floor ....

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  86. Mame Control Panel by wackysootroom · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can wire up a joystick and a few buttons to be used to interface an old keyboard into a MAME Machine's arcade control panel.

  87. Picture frame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made a digital picture frame out of a broken laptop.

    http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/DSCF0022.JPG

  88. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by boaworm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Harddrive magnets are great. In fact, they are rather expensive, and quite strong!

    Even better, if you have a broken CD/DVD-player, you can extract the electric motor. It's a high-quality product. A lot of people convert them into small, high-performing engines on R/C aircraft. This is one example

    --
    Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
    Aristotele
  89. People actually do things with old equipment? by PhaxMohdem · · Score: 1

    I find the best use for old equipment is to sit in my closet for years and years. I just can't part with my old equipment.... cough* PackRat! I really should get rid of some of it.. but maybe later. However sometimes I get crazy and make shadowboxes of my old stuff... for example http://www.dcliquidators.com/cpus.jpg

    --

    The Property of One's : "The Oneitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the one." - S.B.

    1. Re:People actually do things with old equipment? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You're missing a Pentium MMX, but those are really cool!

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    2. Re:People actually do things with old equipment? by pjay_dml · · Score: 1

      Do you have any requests?

    3. Re:People actually do things with old equipment? by PhaxMohdem · · Score: 1

      Requests from others that want them? nah, the only people until now that knew of them were my friends that see them on the living room wall.

      --

      The Property of One's : "The Oneitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the one." - S.B.

  90. Where I work... by gt25500 · · Score: 1

    we have several walls lined with old motherboards.

    --
    _________ Help me get a PSP!
  91. This is nothing by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Making stuff out of broken computer equipment in nothing. Back in my day, we were making computer equipment out of broken stuff. And we were grateful! Seriously. Have you ever made hundreds of NAND gates out of broken TVs and radios from the junk yard and used them to build a huge binary calculator? With multiplication? You might laugh, but in my opinion that was something to be proud of.

    --
    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  92. Old HDD plate for teapads by ezh · · Score: 1

    Some of my co-workers use old 20 Mb HDD plates as teepads. Looks cool and does the job, too :-)

  93. English! by ReadOrDie · · Score: 1

    Ok, people. For the record, the correct plural of octopus os OCTOPODES! Octopi isn't a word. It comes from Greek, not Latin, so the i at the end doesn't work.

    1. Re:English! by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Look it up on dictionary.com. The plural of octopus is octopuses or octopi. Notably, it is also not octopussy.

      --
      You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
  94. my personal favorite by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1
    Here's the best use for a genuine IBM PC: http://www.techquarium.com/aquaria/oldsite/catbox/ xtbox.html

    I'd love to get my hands on an IBM 3270 and turn it into a fishtank. I'd paint the inside of the case black, and use a green backlight.

  95. UV reactive PCBs by chrismtb · · Score: 1

    I have pulled out random PCBs from various electronic devices and found some to be a yellowish-green UV reactive color. They look nice as decorations in a room lit with blacklights.

    --
    Break the mindless monotony!
  96. Stepper Motors = Marble Sorter by auburnate · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I built a 4 color marble sorter out of two stepper motors from 5-1/4 inch drives, a photo-sensitive cell and some PC software driving parallel port inputs and outputs. It won $150 in a engineering contest at Auburn University.

  97. dead hard drive cases = fine stompbox chassis by screeble · · Score: 2, Informative

    Commonsound Collective (see 4MS section) has a line of DIY stompbox effects you can build in the privacy of your mad scientist laboratory.

    4MS specifies electrical junction boxes as chassis since they are cheap and durable. I've always found them a bit too tall so I use dead hard drives for the chassis instead.

    They do require a bit of grinding but the RF shielding seems to be far superior to junction boxes.

    I recently pulled an old SCSI drive out of one of 3 dead DG Aviions I have (which make fantastic speaker stands, by the way) and have it all cleaned out to make a Noise Swash.

    Noise Swash info

  98. Quilts!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.clvquilts.com/

    Go to the gallery and see ones like "Mootherboard Meltdown" and "System Overload."

  99. Ironically enough... by labratuk · · Score: 1

    'megnetic poetry'

    Ironically enough, you wouldn't have been able to spell megnetic with just the keys from your one keyboard, however you would have been able to spell magnetic.

    --
    Malike Bamiyi wanted my assistance.
  100. One more thing by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Making stuff out of broken computer equipment in nothing. Back in my day, we were making computer equipment out of broken stuff.

    Oh, and before you start asking stupid questions--no, it wasn't in Soviet Russia. But those NANDs and NORs--it surely was an impressive cluster of those!

    --
    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  101. Stud finders by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Recently I took apart several old 2.4 gig full height hard drives and recovered the magnets. These guys are extremely powerful and will cause injury to fingers if careless handling two of them at the same time.

    Anyways I found them to be very good stud finders as they will quickly locate the screws or nails hidden in drywall and are powerful enough to hold themselves in place.

    I have taken two of them and fashioned a small clip on top and pulled a chalk line between them. This arrangment is great for creating a nail line.

    Also a placed one in a small pocket in my electrical tool holster. Then fasteners and small parts stay attached to the outside making them very accessible. In fact, when working on something I just throw the small parts in the general direction of the pocket with the magnet and they stick.

    1. Re:Stud finders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a couple of those magnets, put them on a metal door in my office and bet people they couldn't take them off. You basically couldn't remove them without tools, or maybe by sliding them to the edge and popping them that way.

      They caused a few good pinches too.

    2. Re:Stud finders by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

      I have been thinking about putting a magnet in jeans pocket and then keeping my loose change OUTside the pocket.

      But i am worried about putting such a powerful magnet next to my ,you know,precious three.

      Any opinions.

      --
      Wanted : A Signature.
    3. Re:Stud finders by Rxke · · Score: 1

      >These guys are extremely powerful and will cause injury to fingers if >careless handling two of them at the same time.

      Heh. Kind of glad I'm not the only one who's had his flesh mangled by these monsters...

  102. I made the first optical turntable by t0qer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used Linux, TerminatorX a broken optical mouse and a $10 used turntable I bought from a grandmotherly looking ladies garage sale.

    Picture here

  103. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by dougmc · · Score: 1
    A lot of people convert them into small, high-performing engines on R/C aircraft.
    Of course, your link goes to somebody selling one, when in fact it's something best made (read: ripped out with pliars or whatever other tools you can find) yourself :)

    Too bad the brushless ESCs are still so expensive ...

  104. My cousin Walter by ubugly2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    One time my cousin Walter got this mac stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different mac, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another mac. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this mac stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the one button mouse out ?" My cousin was a weird guy.

  105. Phased Plasma Rifle by B_SharpC · · Score: 0

    I built a 'Phased Plasma Rifle' in the 2 mega-watt range out of spare computer parts. Darn thing fired off accidentally and blew a hole through my PC monitor.

    --
    Score & Karma: SASA: Slashdot Approval Seekers Anonymous
  106. Toaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not exactly computer equipment, but I made a robot out of a toaster. It beeped twice, zipped around the room for five minutes, and ran straight into the wall. Fun fact: The fire department will not respond if you say your robot toaster started a fire. Go figure.

  107. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by tylernt · · Score: 2, Informative
    --
    DRM 'manages access' in the same way that a prison 'manages freedom'
  108. Power Supplies by unix+guy · · Score: 1

    You can strip out the power supplies and with a few small mods turn them into stand alone 12 volt power supplies for other projects.

    I use them for low-power Ham radio equipment.

    --
    "Straddling the sword of technology..."
  109. Notebooks--literally by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    I have somewhere, a five-ring binder that has a PC-board cover (three pieces, front, back and spine with metal hinges) The PC board used was recycled, but never had components soldered to it. My guess is it was a memoryboard for an old mini-computer.

    BTM

    --
    That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
  110. Re:Question - shortest sentence by makavelli · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To make a sentence using the 26 letters only once, you need acronyms, initials and such.
    Here ya go:
    Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJIQ.
    I don't use that particular sentence as much as this one though:
    Blowzy night-frumps vex'd Jack Q.

  111. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Suidae · · Score: 1

    More fun, leave the magnets mounted in the little cage they come in, and drop a quarter or other suitably sized metal coin between them and amaze your friends with the magnetic breaking action.

  112. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why isn't there a purple octopus on your couch?

  113. Re:Serious Question by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

    The question is not what age she becomes jailbait, but at what age she ceases to be

  114. Decorate! by oldosadmin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I keep old, broken processors/motherboards on my wall for decoration. I know, I'm a freak.

    --
    Jay | http://oldos.org
  115. Not true by empaler · · Score: 0

    I'm God's appointed representative on Earth, and I know for a fact that there is no way that we would ever see a genuine post on Slashdot from God.

    You, sir, are grand-delusional.

  116. Where to get "supplies"? by ZorMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've had ideas for things to do with dead hardware, but I dont have enough of it layin around. Where do you guys go to find good stuff when you have a project in mind? Right now I'm think I need some dead hard drives, which I could probably find if I jumped into a computer shop's dumpster. But it'd be nice to get my hands on something larger than a 3.5".

    1. Re:Where to get "supplies"? by norkakn · · Score: 1

      Property Dispo at almost any large university

  117. What I made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I broke a keyboard at one point (I smashed it into the side of a desk during a BSD using win 98) so now I have a necklace with '42' in keyboard keys, sanding helps a bit for the sharp edges

  118. ... funniest... post... yet... by empaler · · Score: 1

    ... heee... heeee... *cough* *cough*...

    can't... heeee... breathe... heee... heee...

  119. Mobile by trip11 · · Score: 1

    My brother and I took and old 386, a set of rail road spikes, and a large sledge and made a mobile for the IT office where he works. If you've never done it, pounding a rail road spike through a hard drive, CDROM, power supply, motherboard, keyboard, mouse, and various exansion cards is a lot of fun and great stress relief. Esp when they've been giving you hell and acting up.

  120. Clocks out of old Hard Drives by CliffH · · Score: 1

    I used to make clocks out of old hard drive platters and cases. Makes for a nice executive clock (watch the biuld quality) and great gifts for everyone. Also, since I haven't read the rest of the comments, use the logic boards off the bottoms of the hard drives for little notepads. Let everyone know you're a geek and use that to take notes with (if you're poor like me and don't have a PDA or handtop yet).

    Cliff

    --
    sigs are like a box of chocolates, they all suck remove the underscores to email me
  121. recycling by LM741N · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking of the classic boat anchor. I've seen some big old Hitachi drives that would be perfect. Tower cases wouldn't have enough drag. Rob.

  122. Wall o' boards by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Gather a large number of random old motherboards, video cards, sound cards, whatever.

    Install pegboard to entirely cover one wall of your computer room or office.

    Mount the boards via standoffs to the pegboard.

    Bonus points:
    • Turn an upper central motherboard into an analog clock (guts from a craft store fro $0.99)
    • Turn an upper central motherboard into a digital clock using (appearently) on-board SM LEDs
    • Conceal the room's light source behind the wall-o-boards
    • Use one of the motherboards as your primary PC
    • Have all the boards functional as a Beowulf cluster
    • Have a significant number of non-PC boards (I have an ancient term server and a 3B2, for example)
  123. Old _Working_ Computer Parts Make Great Firewall by LeRoco · · Score: 1

    Can't believe no-one has pointed out that you can use some of the working parts from old machines and a piece together a nice firewall. I've set up a dozen or so Smoothwall firewalls http://www.smoothwall.org/ with 486 parts. My personal Smoothie is a P1 with 160 Megs of RAM. While it runs like a dream, the old setup, a 486-100 with 64 Megs RAM did the same thing. The only difference was the web interface speed.

    With everything that the smoothie box does, for the price of a couple of NICS and cables, I'm more than happy with the performance and security that Smoothwall brings to my cable connection. So don't be so quick to make yourself a key chain or clock, when you could be adding some security to your network and have Linux running 24/7.

    Prior Slashdot coverage http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/12/08/215 7248&tid=172&tid=106

  124. Okay... by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On the wall above me... Stepper motor from a floppy drive (pretty!), Socket to Slot CPU adapter, and a harddrive - nice gallery :)

    I actually took an optical encoder from an inkjet printer and used it in my thesis work. (you see, it pays better to buy 2 printers and take them apart to remove the encoders than to purchase one such encoder from a distributor...) - same about sliding axis of the CD-rom head (try to order a REALLY hard 3mm diameter axis somewhere! Good luck!)

    Diodes from the power supply work well somewhere in the car electronics.
    Floppies... Really nice plastic! So many uses!

    But usually I take things apart and use them in other computer related stuff. You know, 486 can be really quiet if you detach the original cooler and radiator and attach an athlon radiator -without- any cooler instead... :) Logitech mice have that nice balls that collect dirt without letting it get to the rolls... so my new A4tech mouse rides on Logitech ball from a dead Logitech mouse. get a nice battery of fans taken from old power supplies, place them on your desk, power them up, really handy on the hot days. Amiga joystick? On parport interface. Etc, etc...

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  125. Wind Chimes by Rex+Code · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Platters from dead hard drives make really cool sounding wind chimes. They also develop an interesting patina after a little bit of outdoor weathering.

    1. Re:Wind Chimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I tried making one, but it got really tangled. Also, since the platters are all the same size, there isn't the musical variety I'd expect from a wind chime. Guess I need to salvage some 5.25" hard drives, and some 2.5"ers.

  126. Maybe not computer parts.. by Sir+Pallas · · Score: 1

    ..but I've made a lot of stuff out of left over electronic components; for instance, Dolby, the Stereo Bug. But he is form without function. (Though he does emit good chi.)

  127. Got two dead keyboards? by fishnuts · · Score: 2, Funny

    cut the cables off, put them both behind the rear tires of a front-wheel-drive car. roll car back onto keyboards, engage emergency brake tightly so rear wheels stay locked over the keyboards. put car into gear, slide around and do donuts on your new plastic "car skates".

    1. Re:Got two dead keyboards? by bonkedproducer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've got a keyboard made from several DOAs that reads
      "HELP-CAPTIVE-
      IN-KEYBOARD-
      FACTORY"

      hanging on the wall - most folks have to look at it 5 or 6 times before they get the joke.

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    2. Re:Got two dead keyboards? by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Also known as tray sliding...

      You can do this with pretty much any kind of tray from a fast food restaurant. Cookie sheets also seem to work.

      There are websites out there dedicated to tray sliding, but I am at work and don't have time to google them. I'll let somebody with more time provide the linkage.

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  128. Yes, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People make weekend /. stories out of broken computer equipment all the time...

  129. Hard Drive Windchimes by Wingie · · Score: 1

    One day when I was bored I took two hard drives apart and wanted to make a windchime out of the platters. I found that the platters didn't actually make a loud/nice sound when they collide, so I ended up making a wind chime out of the circular metal washers that seperate the platters from each other instead. They make satisfying "ding" sounds when they collide. They are now hung from the motor that spins the platters. Also I made a keychain out of one of those top panels with the screw holes that hold the platters down, and the insides of the covers of Seagate hard drives make nice mirrors. =)

  130. PC Benchpress Weight Bench by B_SharpC · · Score: 0

    Seriously though ... I have 8 spare PCs from my last job when the company shutdown. (Outsourced EVERYTHING to India!)

    I arrange 5 spare PCs in a configuration for a weight bench.
    Mathematically, PC case height = 2 times PC case width. Also, the PC case is certainly strong enough to hold your upper body laying on your back, plus an additional 150 lbs of dumbbells. PCs make a great benchpress bench. Perfect height. Perfect width.

    Besides, can you think of any other useless usage for PCs since the software programming jobs are now gone forever?? lol! :-)

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  131. One word... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1
    1. Re:One word... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Oops... forgot an extra 'P' :/

  132. HD Magnets by big_groo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I use an old HD magnet as a coin catcher. Just keep it away from your credit cards ;) ...

    1. Re:HD Magnets by macgyvr64 · · Score: 1

      How?

    2. Re:HD Magnets by big_groo · · Score: 1

      You have to rip the HD apart. The magnet is behind the drive arm assembly.

    3. Re:HD Magnets by macgyvr64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But aren't coins not affected by magnets?

    4. Re:HD Magnets by big_groo · · Score: 1

      I'm in Canada, so here they are all magnetic. Test some coins. I'm willing to bet that the newest coins are all magnetic (assuming you're in the US). Can anyone else shed some light on this somewhat offtopic banter? ;)

    5. Re:HD Magnets by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      American coins are mostly Nickel and Zinc, IIRC, with some copper here and there.

      Even modern ones are still non-ferrous.

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    6. Re:HD Magnets by icebike · · Score: 1

      All the Canadian coins I can lay my magnet on are non-magnetic except the dimes. I can't find any Canadian quarters, they all seem to be stuck in the vending machines clogging them up, as I'm in the States.

      So maybe dimes and quartes are magnetic, but the nickels and pennies are not.

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    7. Re:HD Magnets by CAlworth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even new coins here in the US are no more magnetic than older ones...

      ...Which isn't to say that they aren't magnetic. They are... just not very much. It takes either a very strong magnet, or a very careful eye or measurement to see that the coins can be moved.

      Now, in my opinion, American coins kick the crap out of European coins, and are better than Canadian by a small margin. Whats the point of coins that don't make a 'ting' noise, and instead remind you more of loose sheet metal than something of value?

    8. Re:HD Magnets by big_groo · · Score: 1

      HD Magnets are ridiculously strong for their size. Grab an old drive 1GB and rip it apart. I have a hard time pulling quarters off it. (Canadian quarters -- I haven't tried this with US currency)

    9. Re:HD Magnets by CAlworth1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Alas, not so in the US. I have tried, and the best you can do is to either pull it down a ramp where friction is minimal, or pull it up while the quarter sits on a scale, and watch the reading change ever so slightly.

    10. Re:HD Magnets by binarybum · · Score: 1

      hmm, sounds like an annoying coin holder since you would have to wedge your fingernails under the coins or slide them to the edge each time.
      For us Americans (litte ethnocentric-typical bias sarcasm), this would be a good device for quickly elminating Canadian coins that have infiltrated our coin piles.

      ps. check your local vending machines - every once and awhile you can find one that will take canadian currency. Some will even give you US currency upon hitting the coin return. Given the exchange rate, you can take advantage of this to make a handsome sum.

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    11. Re:HD Magnets by sporktoast · · Score: 1

      In fact, even the mostly non-ferrous American coins are still slightly affected by electromagnetic fields. American Science & Surplus in Milwaukee sells a device that can be used to demonstrate the effects of eddy current damping on various coins. Don't try it with higher-ferrous coins (Canadian, etc.).

      What this is essentially, is several sets of hard-drive magnets mounted in a verticle row, so that the coins can fall through the open spaces between them. Hard drive magnets are actually an arrangement of four magnets. Each of the two panels has two magents, mounted closely side-by-side with opposite polarization. This configuration produces an extremely strong and tight field in the opening (where the coils of the read-write head go). But fields that are that strong have stronger eddies. Strong enough to have an affect on even practically non-ferrous American coins.

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    12. Re:HD Magnets by wik · · Score: 1

      Looks like someone else found a way to make some money. Amazing, huh?

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  133. P-P-P Powerbook by Caseyscrib · · Score: 2, Funny
    I built a P-P-P Powerbook.

    Wasn't really me, but I laughed my ass off reading the story. :)

  134. Aquarium by lelitsch · · Score: 1

    There are always the classics. Mine is a Mac SE model and has been working flawlessly since 1997.

  135. I also recycled my keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had two broken which I used together with a very old but still working laundry machine to build a typewriter.

    I donated it to South Africa and those poor guys have now a decent perspective of getting an honest typist job.

    Ah, the joys of contributing!

  136. memory keys by goodvilhunting · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend who is a mechanical engineer by training made me a keychain by chamfering out a DIMM. It sometimes pokes when it is in my pocket, but otherwise I like it

  137. Local MDSN/TECHNET CD's by kc_cyrus · · Score: 1
    I remember in 1999 I was working in an ISP with both MSDN and Technet subscriptions back to 1996.

    There was too much local Technet and MSDN cd's which we didn't use at all, stuff like original IIS 1.0 Koreans or Visual Basic 4 Albanian.
    It was collected on 3 larg plastic bags as bulk garbage, waiting for someone to get paied in order to just transfer them to trash.

    I was thinking of using one of them under my cofee cup. Kindda geek stuff when you put your cup on a Japanees Visual C++ 4 CD, I thought. So I asked the manager if I can have some of those 'garbage' cds.

    He looked at me with a 'Master-to-slave-look' but confusing, trying to understand how can someone ever ask for something like that. Well I got some anyway and consequently used some of them at home with the same purpose which in turn was discovered by my fellow geeks and they asked if they can have some too!

    In less than 3 days I was spending some times daily to look through the plastic bags and find some 'special orders' by my friends, like '-hey can i have a japanees Visual Fox Pro?...' and I even went to: 'well believe me danny I searched them all there is no any [country_name] left anymore, do u want a [another_country_name]?...'

    At The end they offered me to have all 3 bags at once, in order to stop wasting my work time everyday looking through them which I accepted immediately!

  138. Christmas tree by markh1967 · · Score: 1

    Every christmas we make a tree at work out of dead motherboards and cards with a broken monitor tube for a base and strung with broken cables. No pictures to hand though, sorry...

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  139. The other way round? by John+Zebedee · · Score: 1

    I've scavenged a couple of analog VU meters from an old tape deck, and I'm thinking of mounting them in a walnut case for that Victoriam elegance, and hooking them up to the HDD activity light and the NIC activity light in my main box. They need a suitably sized resistor in series to drop the voltage down to a useful range, but that shouldn't be hard. My other project is to take my firewall machine (PII-233 vintage) and mount the essentials inside an old Heathkit tuner case. I'll then connect it into my stereo and rip my CD collection onto it, controlling it by VNC or some such from the main box.

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  140. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a friend who used some hard drive magnets in the gas tank of his '65 Mini so it would collect all the bits of rust and metal to it instead of feed them through the pump and clog up his fuel filter. Mind, it would have been better to replace the tank...but hey, it's cool.

  141. Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a laptop that died about one hour after this article was posted. Any ideas about what to do with it? Maybe...

    Use the screen as a window (less expensive then buying a new one!)...
    Use the wires as little twisty-tie things...

    or...

    Use the plastic parts + some stuff from http://www.newegg.com/ to build a new one!

    1. Re:Laptop by pjay_dml · · Score: 1

      You could make a kids toy out of it. Take the interrior out, wire together a board that creates sounds and lets a few LED blink, when keyboard buttons are being pushed (maybe use one of those 3D pictures that create the illusion of movement, as a display image). Kids love to mimick grown ups. Kids love colours, light, and sound.

      I've had this idea for a while (got a close to dead laptop). There is so much stuff you can create for kids to play with (safely), using old computer (parts). I am currently developing an idea to use old parts to create a special kind of keyboad, that combined with special software, will allow kindergarten children to take their first steps on a PC.

  142. Re:Stepper motors for CNC, UPS batteries for RC bo by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    I have a shitload of VERY accurate stepper motors from old harddisks and floppy controllers - those would cost a fortune if i ever intended to buy them. Also high voltage capacitors and fans from old power supplies, led displays from old cases, assorted electronic parts from old motherboards and hardware.

    One man's junk it's another man's treasure!

  143. Milkbottle People by pjay_dml · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work on different art projects, and one of my current projects involves using parts savaged from chucked out PC's, printers, montiors, and the like.
    My carrying structural element is a plastic milk bottle, common down under.

    Out of all this and with the help of a black marker, I create little Milkbottle People (old CD's are great for ears).
    I wanted to make people smile, when they see them. Thinking especially of kids. Then at night I go around, and hang them up in different places. Trying to integrate the Milkbottle Person, with its environment (e.g. make them look at something specific).

    In another project, I use broken bits of circuit board to draw portraits. This is more difficult, and to be honest, I haven't managed to create a satisfying object yet.

    I have also used the discs of hard drives, to create a mirror for a geeky friend of mine, who needed a little mirror for shaving.

    Last but not least, I use the empty cases to build my shelves, desks, and other non-secific-use objects (coffee table, morph, laptop table, morph, lamp stand,...). Besides the fact that I don't have much money to my disposal, I can't be bothered with worrying about my furniture every time I move. Which I seem to be doing a fair bit.

  144. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, too bad quarters aren't magnetic. Moron.

  145. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by TWX · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Uh, I hate to break it to you, but U.S. currency contains no ferrous metals...

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  146. Re:Old _Working_ Computer Parts Make Great Firewal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.ipcop.org

    more configurable, larger community...'nuff said

  147. Shelves out of motherboards and PCI/ISA cards. by dcdomain · · Score: 1

    I used to rummage through Wean Hall (@ Carnegie Mellon University) during the wee hours in studio. I would find old computers dumped out in the hallways. I took them apart, screwed all the motherboards into the wall behind my studio (architecture) desk. I then plugged in all the ISA/PCI cards I found, and used them to hold small things like lead pointers, lead, pins, and other drawing and modeling supplies.

  148. Media clock by nuklearfusion · · Score: 1

    My dad is going to build a clock out of all the different kinds of media he has worked with over his career.

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  149. Video wall by zoeblade · · Score: 1

    How about a video wall?

    1. Re: Video wall by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1

      Some months ago, I donated an old videocard to an art school student, who was using them for a similar project. A bigger version had been done before. It involved something like 6 videocards stuck in an ordinary PC, and a customised Linux system to control it.

  150. Things to do with wireless antennas by cryptor3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like to make containers to hold my chips out of my old wireless antennas. I also like to cook my noodles with some of the other old computer parts.

  151. shoot em up by ralphus · · Score: 0

    Me and a few friends brought a bunch of old hardware down to a farm one of my friends family owned and went way out away from any other people. We stacked the hardware against a hill and the pulled out an impressive array of firearms and plenty of ammo and spent the afternoon shooting the computers. It was quite fun and quite a mess to clean up afterwards.

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  152. Pioneers of the GUI by Halcyon-X · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like Apple had been planning the Aqua interface long before any of us realized...

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  153. My Wife Make Collages... by eselgroth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My wife makes and sells custom collages out of old parts... typically framed 3' x 4' works of three-dimensional art.

    Kewl in hi-tech lobbies, conference rooms, offices etc. Much better than sending the stuff to a landfill.

    See example.

  154. Fish scale wall of CD/DVD's by kop · · Score: 1

    This person is plastering his wall with failed and used cd/dvd's

    http://www.flickr.com/photo.gne?id=92727

    1. Re:Fish scale wall of CD/DVD's by pjay_dml · · Score: 1

      How lame!

  155. Yep, me 2 by pbjones · · Score: 1

    I reprogram old telecommunications supervisory cards and re-use them as digital clocks.

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  156. There's a Trident 8900 in my keychain by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

    Good ol' TVGA 8900... :) Yep, 1MB RAM in that SuperVGA (wow) card. Enough to play SimCity 2000 (therefore, enough for everything! ;) ) I remember it wasn't hard at all to drill it. My father did it, using the regular drill we had at home.

    The nice thing is that it is a small chip, rather discrete. Doesn't look geeky to non-trained eyes, and it's instantly recognizable to those of Our Kind. ;-)

  157. Hehe by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    Collecting old parts to make a set of plate mail, also using aol CD's to make a lamp+shade.

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  158. Art! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to be as green as possible, and not wanting to toss old circuit boards in the trash and introduce all those noxious chemicals into the environment, i gut my old electronics of their PCBs (including dead computers) remove all the dangling wires and spray paint them all funky colours. Then you can do almost anything with them. I like planning sculptures with them or drill them onto plywood to make art pieces. I like the robot man in my living room made out of 80s era mobos and modems.

  159. Re: Strong magnets ARE dangerous by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
    I ran into a website once, where they sell (surplus) super-strong magnets and related items. They warn that the stronger magnets should not be handled without decent gloves and eye protection. With good reason!

    That got me to tear up an old hard drive, magnets used in there are likely the most powerful ones you'll find at home. They are usually placed in some metal assembly, keep that with the magnet! It helps contain the magnetic field mostly inside the assembly. If you remove it, the magnetic field spreads way further, can erase magnetic media fairly quick, and distort CRT screens (permanently, if you're not careful). Also, watch your fingers! I kid you not...

  160. MacQuarium by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    MacQuarium, baby!!!

    Honestly, other than using hard drive platters as chimes in my Computer Store, this has been it.

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  161. On irregular English plurals. (long) by SoulOfMyShoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the English system for pluralization is quite simple compared to many languages. We do in fact have a fairly regular pluralization scheme. There are several exceptions to the simple -s/-es pluralization, but take a look at some other languages. Latin has 5 different declensions, each with their own pluralization. Even with this many classes, there are still exceptions. German pluralization is very complex. Nouns may pluralize with -n, -en, -e, -er, or by remaining the same (there may be even more, my German is a bit rusty) based on the ending, and sometimes involves a vowel shift somewhere else in the word. Old English, like these other languages, had several noun classes with several pluralization schemata. It is only due to the Normal conquest in the 11th century that Middle English and Modern English are as simple as they are in this regard. English during the Norman occupation was a language of the common people, with Norman French being the language of court. This led to a lot of simplification in the language. The words that have irregular pluralization are generally the result of one of two scenarios. If the word is Germanic in origin (as are all of the examples you gave, as well as many more: child, sheep, deer, fish, ox, etc.) then generally is has kept a version of it original plural because it was so frequently used. Each successive generation could hear the "proper" plural frequently and emulate it, while being corrected by their parents if they improperly pluralized it. This would not happen as frequently if a word was not used as often. We can see this even now. We are much more likely to know that the proper plural of child is children than we are to know that the proper plural of matrix is matrices. The other branch of irregulars are words that were imported from another language, such as octopus (Greek in this case). I don't think that the person (or persons) who corrected the pluralization of octopus were doing so to make fun of the individual who pluralized it as octopi. I know when I found out that the plural was octopodes, I was highly entertained, and told lots of people about it, because it is one of those instances where many of us (myself included, in this case) try to sound educated by using the "proper" plural instead of saying octopuses (which is a totally acceptable plural, by the way), and it turns out that octopuses would have been closer to correct. We just overgeneralized a rule that applied to Latin loan words and used it with something that is not from Latin. Also, I disagree with your suggestion to strike all irregular plurals from the English language. Language is a free-flowing thing. For years, countless people have tried to change language to suit them and what they see as logical, it just doesn't work. If you were to succeed in your vision there, we would not really be speaking English, but rather a created language based on it. But don't worry, we seem to be moving closer to regular pluralization. A lot of the acedemic imports from Greek and Latin are at least beginning to get -s and -es endings. Children and feet are probably going to be around for quite a while, but time will probably regularize many of the less-frequently-used irregulars. OK, now that I am done with that frightfully long and very off-topic soliloquy, let's get back to using computer parts in innovative ways.

    1. Re:On irregular English plurals. (long) by SoulOfMyShoe · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this was my first post on Slashdot, didn't realize I needed to use the BR tag, so all my paragraphs ran together. I'll know for next time

    2. Re:On irregular English plurals. (long) by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Use

      for ending paragraphs, rather than
      , as it inserts a blank line as well as breaking back to the left margin, while
      doesn't.

    3. Re:On irregular English plurals. (long) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for typing that up. Saves me the trouble.

      Nice to have at least one other linguist around here.

      To further muddle matters, there are languages which HAVE no plural (Chinese, Japanese, Korean), leaving it up to the listener/reader to infer the number from context. Native speakers of languages which feature plurals find this unthinkable, but it really doesn't cause much trouble (as I was reassuring my first-year Japanese students just the other day).

      Furthermore, the argument that any exeption should be "normalized" to the standard rule would result in a lot of usages that most people would never accept, e.g. I be sick. Or: I runned to the grocery store.

      Those who know little about language often make comments as that which started this mini-thread, and although I understand where they are coming from, they are comments made out of ignorance.

    4. Re:On irregular English plurals. (long) by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Even better, format your post as "Plain Old Text". You'll still be able to use basic markup if required but carriage returns will be kept without having to use bulky HTML tags.

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    5. Re:On irregular English plurals. (long) by timmi · · Score: 1

      You could also chose to post in "Plain Old text."

    6. Re:On irregular English plurals. (long) by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      Not so fast... In (Mandarin) Chinese, for example, even though individual words/phonemes don't carry multiple forms for pluralization, the number referred to is almost always explicit, along with a measure word denoting the type of thing being referred to.

      For example, to say "two people" in Mandarin, one would say, "liang ge ren" (obviously this isn't unicode, so I can't print the tone marks for pinyin). This translates to "a couple (liang) of something (ge) person (ren)".

      Or, to say "three blankets", one would say, "san zhang beizi", which means, "three (san) flat objects (zhang) blanket/quilt (beizi)".

      So you can see that, in Mandarin at least, the number and type of object being referred to is explicit, not implied. So even though the plurality is not carried in the word itself, often the actual number is more precise than English's one/many shortcut!

  162. Speaking of keyrings by Boris_SDC · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine had a keyring made out of a chunky EDO memory stick sawn in half. It looked very cool (well, if you're a geek anyway). I think EDO sticks even have a hole drilled, so you can just clip them on a ring.

  163. Slashdot isn't just for the young by lgbarker · · Score: 2, Funny
    If anything, you could hide a little pipe in there and smoke pot out of it. Mom and Dad will probably never guess that that old Logitech mouse hides your stash and is really a pipe

    Dear AC,
    Thanks for the tip.
    Dad

  164. Making things by ChiRaven · · Score: 1

    There was a small craze when 1 meg memory chips got cheap, to glue the old 256K simms together to use as a pencil holder for your desk. I had one for a while, but I don't know where it is anymore.

  165. Clocks, mostly by da3dAlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I've made an aquarium from an old monitor, and countless clocks from 3" and 5" HDD's. I've also made a few photo frames from old laptops. Usually I end up giving them to friends and family since they're sort of first to request. I've also made the (already mentioned) keychains from ram chips, but I can't think of what to use all the HDD magnets for. I also have a ton of HDD, misc PCI, and MB PCB's that I can't decide what to do with. I've seen cufflinks on Thinkgeek, and clipboards a few years back, but I hate ripping off all the components from the boards...

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  166. Where to begin...? by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

    My dad is a technical desiner for an orthotics unit, and I was brought up surrounded by bits of interesting electronics, and love making them into little trinkets.

    I use alot of old DIMMs and SIMMs as zip tags, and have a truckload of old 486's and Pentiums that I'd love to turn into keychains (if only I could find a drill bit that can punch through that ceramic!)

    My old mouse mat was a recycled PCB (no components) that was about the size of an ATX mobo, but it doesn't work nicely with optical mice.

    Incidentally, the PCB was bought from a guy going under the name of Electrickery. For those of you who live in London, he has a stall on the Spitalfields Market (nr. Liverpool Street) where he sells a pretty amazing collection of lamps made from recycled PCB's of every shape, colour and description - well worth a visit (no website I can find unfortunately) if you're looking for an interesting light feature to hide that CRT-tan ;)

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  167. Spell it "Calamari". It tastes better that way. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Funny
    I know, Calamari is often just squid, but the fancier places often put in little, whole octopi, like a little garnish, I guess.

    Calamari at a nice Italian restaurant - about $16.99 or more.

    The look on your 10 year old's face when you have an octopus on your fork and then eat it; priceless...

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    1. Re:Spell it "Calamari". It tastes better that way. by fciron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actual record of my twelve year old at a tapas place

      "Can I have some of your fried chicken?"
      "That's good. Gimme some more."
      "Can I have another piece, please?"
      "This looks like some kind of alien octopus?"
      "THIS IS CALAMARI!"

      The look on his face as he slowly realized he'd eaten squid all on his own. That's priceless.

  168. Lain Art by cyb3rllama · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  169. Cheap Air Filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After watching those commercials for that Ionic Breeze air filter, I got to thinking it wouldn't be too hard to make my own air filter using fans from old power supplies and cases. One applebox, 8 fans, 1 power supply and a carefully cut piece of fabric later and I had a pretty decent air filter. Just cut holes for the fans in the box, connect them to power supply, and stretch fabric over open top of box. Works like a charm.

  170. Artificial Intelligence Art by UniAce · · Score: 1
    I used an old busted monitor, keyboard, motherboard, and various cards to create a piece of art for an A.I. class I took at UCLA. The art represented the dynamics between human and machine and between an intelligent system and the outside world, not to mention dynamics within the system. It was featured at an Art of Science exhibit in 2002, and a photo of it even made the front page of the Daily Bruin newspaper (doesn't show up in the online archives, but I've got the print version still). Anyway, there are some pictures of it here.

    Also, I use heat sinks as handy desktop business card holders.

  171. 72pinn dimm keychains by ArtisteTerroriste · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I support a lot of public schools, and I have a master building key for most, which are kept IN the school. I use 72pinn dimm's as keychains (use the existing hole), so when I loose it (not good to do with a master key), everyone knows who's it is.

    1. Re:72pinn dimm keychains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could target the "Scam The Amiga Zealots" market and get wads of cash for those old [S|D]IMMS that everybody else gives or throws away.

  172. Re:Question - shortest sentence by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blowzy night-frumps vex'd Jack Q.

    Not bad, 26 letters, 1 hyphen, 1 apostophy, and 1 period. Unfortunately you failed, there aren't 4 space keys on the keyboard.

    Better luck next time!

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  173. Boom by evilnissan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Usualy when I come along a old case to a useless computer I take them to the shooting range and pump a box or 2 of 9mm ammo in to it.

    Last time I did this it was a early 90's Gateway pc. Just so happen a group of WV state police officers were there and got the biggest kick shooting this poor case for a about a hour.

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  174. The look on _your_ face... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...when it turns out that the octopus isn't quite dead yet? That one'll stick with your 10 year old until his dying day. (-:

    BTW, you could get squid rings about the size of a truck tyre, but won't because squid use ammonia to adjust their bouyancy, and the larger squids use more than the littlies. Windex on a stick, yummo! (-:

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  175. My gf does by dakranon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My gf likes to pull apart old computers. She wears ram in her hair (on a head band), and has installed a cpu fan in a pair of pants (rigged up to work with a battery). Those pants also have a number of resistors stitched down the seam as a binary representation of the asci characters: 'V', '=', 'I', and 'R'. She is currently working on using old motherboards (and other components) to create body armour.

    1. Re:My gf does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow! You've got a keeper!

  176. Old floppy disk drives by abborren · · Score: 1

    The 5.25 inch floppy disk drives are great because they contain nice stepper motors and they are very sturdily built. They also contain some a rotating platters which you can use to build interesting stuff with. By gluing a jar to the rotating platter you have a nice mixer (if you tilt the contraption slightly). We did exactly that back in school to mix gunpowder (teachers not knowing).

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  177. How about lojban? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Known as LogLan in a previous incarnation.

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  178. 2.4 Ghz, Microwave and Router sitting next to each by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

    Actually one of the reasons english is so screwed up is cause it's such a bastardized mix of so many languages. Including French. When France conquered England they banned the speaking of English. So of course people still spoke it secretly but had to use French for day to day use. When the French were finally kicked out of the island and English could be spoken again it was mixed in with french.

  179. Comb by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    My friend used to use a 486-DX2-66 chip as a comb. Worked pretty well too as I recall.

  180. bed o' nails by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1
    is what my brother the semiconductor test engineer (at Motorola) called those chips back then.

    As a matter of public safety, TAKE ALL PINS OFF THE PROCESSOR
  181. Analog--Digital Converter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always cut the number pad from keyboards and velcro them to anything that doesn't already have one, like old microwaves, bedroom door, old phone, etc.

  182. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Bz3rk · · Score: 1

    I've seen quite a few hard drive clocks; those are pretty cool on your desk!

  183. New Keychain by PKPerson · · Score: 1

    Sweet, I just drilled a hole in a celeron i had laying aroung (i wasnt alive to see anything much older) and now i have a pinpin keychain. Very east to drill through the side, andd seems pretty strong. Nice Idea!

    1. Re:New Keychain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ihave used one old cabinat and have mounted one amplifier , one cdrom ,one recoder within it ....
      and later i fixed one PI with 32 MB ram and also used it as a MP3 player ...
      I found it most funniest thing of ly life , till i gifted it to one of my friend.
      rajeev

    2. Re:New Keychain by PKPerson · · Score: 1

      My Bro said the pins on the celeron act like a comb.

  184. Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    water. jet.

    Seriously. Take it to a shop nearby, and have them cut a hole whatever size you want at whatever location you want. There are many places that cut steel, ceramic, or stone regularly.

    Might cost a few bucks... But hey.

  185. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I comb my moustache and beard with an old DX66.
    Works great.

  186. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    Canadian currency also has a quarter, which is affected by magnets. I'm sure there's many other countries with quarters too.

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  187. Windex... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    My Wife once made me watch a a movie where some guy thought Windex was good to cure all kinds of ills [I was gonna put a link here to some gross skin condition, but didn't want to slashdot anyone]!

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  188. Re:"...ask /. readers the first of these questions by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    Actually, isn't all computer equipment broken?

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  189. Cases as cinderblocks and mobos as lampshades by frAme57 · · Score: 1
    My first post-functionalist use of computer components was as shelf blocks: I put two AT cases on the floor against the wall, about seven feet apart, then put a 1x8" plank on top of them. I put two PC or XT cases on top of one of the ATs, and a monitor on top of the other. Then I added another plank, then two more PC/XT cases on one end and another monitor on the other end, and so on until there were six PC/XT cases on one end & three monitors on the other, holding up four wooden shelves.

    Then I began making lamps out of translucent parts. ISA cards, some PCI cards and mobos up to around the early pentium era tend to have lots of open, translucent area on them which gives a nice green (sometimes yellow, somethimes orange) glow when a light is behind them. One type of lamp uses four identical cards bolted to a small metal plate to form a five-sided box. I mount a light on the metal plate, then it can be either a hanging lamp (metal plate on top w/ light shining down) or a table lamp (metal plate on bottom, light shining up). For the table lamps I use 5-1/4" floppy drives as the mounting base.

    For a wall sconce I cut a sheet of sheet metal from an old case, bend it to form a three-sided box and bolt on a mobo to from a four-sided box that's open at the top & bottom. A flourescent tube mounted on the metal back of the box shines through the mobo and casts lights out the top and bottom of the lamp.

    Another kind of lamp I make from CDs. I get about a seven inch tall stack of CDs, bore out the center hole to 1-1/2 to 2" in diameter, epoxy the whole stack together and mount a small flourescent tube inside the stack. This gives an interesting effect as the light shines out radially from the edge of each disk.

    Just for giggles I put several of them into an art show at a cafe. They have long ago taken the pictures down but here is a link to a story that describes some of the pieces better than I do.

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  190. Resistors by annielaurie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can make quite interesting ancient-Egyptian-looking (sort of) necklaces out of various resistors. Packages of new ones, to be had cheaply at the Shack, are better for this purpose than recycled ones.

    We have a Mac-Quarium here in the house, created by my son. All I can say is that it's a mixed blessing. If you decide to build one, cultivate the friendship of the person who cuts your glass for you--you'll be seeing a lot of him. It has leaks despite the best prescribed adhesives. It also won't accommodate the heater, filter, and aerator needed for any sort of interesting tropical fish, so you're pretty much limited to a goldfish or two.

    I believe ours has become a Mac-Terrarium for that reason.

    Anne

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  191. scanner lamp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    me and this other tech at a mac repair shop were taking apart a dead Umax scanner one day, and had a handful of parts- a motor, a couple of switches, a power supply, a flourescent lamp, and a big metal bar.

    The motor was dead, or at least we couldn't get it to work, but it seemed the power supply was still putting out voltage, so when we hooked it up to the flourescent lamp it turned on! The possibilities...

    Being a repair shop, we often had to dim the lights to do monitor adjustments. The other techs (not having night vision goggles) would have to stop their work and wait through this.

    So, connect the dots- We got some drywall screws, attached the flourescent bulb in it's housing to the bottom of a shelf over the bench, hooked up the control panel from the front of the scanner to the power supply so when you held down 'SCAN' the light would come on. The best part was that the buttons were some kind of varistor, so the power to the bulb was variable, a pressure-sensitive dimmer switch! Of couse we also made a real flip-switch so you could turn on the light without having to hold the button down constantly.

    We kept the metal bar around beat the sales guys away when they came back to try and sell our tools to the customers...

    -mike

  192. Re: purple octopus (plurality)... by skorpion_of_ranax' · · Score: 1

    Database ---- Databi???

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  193. What to do with old Computer Parts by 3chuck3 · · Score: 1

    I want to make a Tie Clip, Cuff Link, and Finger Ring Set. of small IC chips and surrounding PC Board.

    Probally end up taking a jewelery making course at Oakton CC

    I can;t seem to come accross any of the Artsy Types that though to make jewely sets

  194. Footrest by Plocmstart · · Score: 1

    I used to have a nice little Macintosh Classic footrest, but then I upgraded to a Iris Indigo footrest (with dead clock battery). I've also seen a larger old SGI machine used as a coffee table. Hurray for CPU furniture!

    1. Re:Footrest by kcb93x · · Score: 1

      Try 7 Bay Networks System 5000 Chassis....they're sitting in the living room right now.

      2 of them, with a piece of white plastic and garland make a *GREAT* Christmas tree.

      (they're about 2' cubed, and way ~120 lbs)

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    2. Re:Footrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (they're about 2' cubed, and way ~120 lbs)

      Thats "weigh" you retarded ape!

    3. Re:Footrest by kcb93x · · Score: 1

      Oh, fuck off! (To quote Robin Williams)

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  195. Magnetism by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    Nickel can also be magnetic (though 1/20th the amount of iron). So a nickel might work.

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  196. Memory keychain by Cyphoid · · Score: 1

    I have been smoothing out the pins and selling old 64k memory sticks with key rings in the holes with great success. It is especailly good seeing as I can can get a handfull of them for $0.25.

  197. build junk-bots! by triple6 · · Score: 1

    I bought a cool book that shows how to build robots out of parts from old floppy, CDROM and hard drives plus some other stuff.
    Check it out at http://junkbots.solarbotics.com/

  198. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When somebody wants to do her, duh.

  199. Interesting Artwork by Stimpy2319 · · Score: 1

    My friends sister once gutted out a dead monitor and managed to shape various internal parts into flowers and little bees and such then she arranged them in the monitor to make the monitor look like a picture frame with the flowers and such kind of popping out of it. It was really neat.

  200. jewelry? decorations? by khrtt · · Score: 1

    I still have some earrings made out of a pair of decapped Motorola 68331s with clear epoxy over the chip "to bring out its natural beauty and to highlight the golden tone of the connecting wires", as I wrote in the ebay description when trying to sell them (unsuccessfully).

    Speaking of decorations, if you go to CompUSA, they sell all sorts of decorations made out of old PCB blanks. Which is kinda lame. Because, if you ask me, the nail-sharp components are what makes old broken PCBs the useful decor items that they are. Where I lived a few years back, we had a wall in the living room clad in old PC motherboards. That is, I nailed some (a lot) old 386 and 486 motherboards to the living room wall.

    Then we decided that that was too geeky, threw away the motherboards, and re-decorated the wall by hot-glueing a 1000 CDs to the wall. In case you're wondering, the CDs were free, a thrown away defective production run, 1000 count, found on the sidewalk next to a CD factory.

  201. Circuit board armor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I had a job in Unix sysadmin at a library we had to take down an old 8ft phone cabinet and replace it with a box the size of a TV. I took the circuit boards out of the old cabinet, grount the backs smooth, drilled them, and wired them together into a suit of armor.

    Unfortunately, I didn't weigh the suit before I put it on; I ended up having take parts off and wear a half-suit because the full suit weighed almost 100lbs!

  202. Jewelry from chips by mdlbear · · Score: 1
    Back in the days when the Z8001 was a hot CPU and a 48-pin DIP was a really big package, I made a tieclip out of one by bending the pins over and soldering them to a tieclip back.

    In a similar vein, UV-erasable EPROMs make great earrings.

  203. Not quite! by robfoo · · Score: 1
    Use

    for *enclosing* paragraphs, not ending them (there is a difference).

    It'll make thing much easier when you wake up to 1999 and start using CSS..

    1. Re:Not quite! by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Use <p> for *enclosing* paragraphs, not ending them (there is a difference).

      It'll make thing much easier when you wake up to 1999 and start using CSS..

      We're talking about Slashdot here, not HTML in general. I think Hell will freeze over before Slashdot adopts CSS or anything else remotely modern.
  204. A laser light show by sr180 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A mate used two stepper motors recovered from some old 3.5" floppy drives connected to a laser pointer to make his own pc programmed laser light shows. Worked reasonably well to most extents....

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  205. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Suidae · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ferrous metals aren't neccessary to the demonstration of inductive braking. The relative motion of the coin to the magnets induces eddy currents in accordance with Lenz's Law. The eddy currents generate their own magnetic field opposed to that from the magnets, causing the inductive braking effect.

    With strong magnets like those found in harddrives, the effect is quite pronounced with a simple coin.

    Please refer to this article for more information and links.

  206. From the wishful halucination dept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who read this as...

    Then I began to wonder why there was a purple octopus in my Crotch

    1. Re:From the wishful halucination dept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wishful hallucination dept? I guess I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a purple octopus anywhere near my crotch...

  207. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Suidae · · Score: 1

    Good thing you posted as an AC, because the coin need only be conductive to exibit the inductive braking effect caused by eddy currents induced in the coin by motion relative to the magnets.

  208. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by polymath69 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    U.S. currency contains no ferrous metals...

    Doesn't matter. Magnetic braking is caused when conductive material is moved through a magnetic field. The induced current causes a resistive force in the moving metal, slowing it down. This works very well even in completely nonferromagnetic material such as aluminum.

    Magnetic braking is in fact used in vending machines to slow coins by just a certain amount, to test against slugs. Wrong alloys will be slowed too much or not enough; either way, they can be rejected.

    See question and answer #14 here for more details.

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  209. solar oven by LuxFX · · Score: 1

    I'm getting too much noise trying to search for it, but wasn't there some kid (young guy) that placed pretty high in a science fair by building a working solar oven out of AOL cds?

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  210. Butane injection by wschalle · · Score: 1

    I squirt butane fuel into every broken computer part i have, flambe, then hang it from my ceiling or throw it on a table somewhere as art.

  211. Target Practice by LavaDevil94 · · Score: 1

    There were a few guys who ripped all the platters out of the harddrives, put them all on a metal stick, made them spin really fast, put the stick of platters at the start of a corridor, and launched the platters at a high velocity rolling toward targets at the other end of the hall :D.

  212. Re:"...Possible tall tale alert. by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Handicam's in the US use NTSC. Most laptops use a propritory digital parallel interface. Most are VGA and above. They DON'T use the slow television sweep speeds. Unless they used a scan converter, broke out RGB analog and converted it to RGB digital, I doubt anything as simple as connecting the output of a camera to the input of the LCD display happened. Using a portable DVD player with a video input would be more believable. Getting consumer NTSC video into a laptop display has never been an easy patch.

    Better night vision can be had with an IR sensitive monochrome security camera and IR LED floodlight. Find a camera with a removable IR filter or one without one made for IR use.

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  213. Keyboard keys as Birthday card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took keyboard keys, pasted them onto cardboard so it read a certain message, and I painted the cardboard artsy colors....

  214. Where are my mod points when I need them? by BashDot · · Score: 1

    If I had them, I'd mod you up. I've played around with laptop LCD panels before and never even got off the ground. I know this is impossible unless you drop a crapload of cash into an ADC and somehow tweak it to work with the panel. By far NOT an easy thing to do.

    1. Re:Where are my mod points when I need them? by The+Islamic+Fundamen · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know. I had to pull some reason to post out of my head so I could blantatly promote my site on /.

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  215. Just Beat It by jiminim · · Score: 1

    Take old motherboard, apply pressure across it with a sledgehammer, screw to wall near door, and finally humor pizza delivery people into thinking it *really* still works.

  216. Re:2.4 Ghz, Microwave and Router sitting next to e by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

    Actually, France never conquered England.

    The Normans managed it in 1066, but Normandy was a Duchy and therefore a separate nation at the time. The Normans spoke their own language (Norman-French), which is what was forced on the English people

  217. Disk Platter Table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made a table out of a disk platter.
    Yes, one platter.
    Yes, it is that big.
    Yes, measured in feet.
    No, I don't know where to get one this decade.

  218. Octopodes, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What barbarians you are. It's octopodes.

  219. Redwings Fan by madstork2000 · · Score: 1

    I am guess you or someone you love (or at least someone you live with) is a Detroit RedWings fan, as I can think of no othger logic answer to why you would have a purple octopus on your couch.

  220. c'mon.... by discogravy · · Score: 2
    Kind of like how Windows has all the same problems as UNIX PLUS some of its own.

    some?

  221. One keyboard? by Copid · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one who was left wondering how much poetry you can write by using each letter only once? My guess is that vowels are the limiting factor...

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    1. Re:One keyboard? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For normal lyric perhaps. But since Dadaism we know that poems need not make sense. This allows you to do lots of "zero-repetition lyrics". Example:

      Wedl forxbt, zukshym nipg qac.

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  222. Key chains and Fridge Poetry are nice but. by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

    It looks like the Mac users are one step ahead of the PC folks again. Check out this site. Mac Aquariums Yes folks why settle for XFish when you can have a real live world behind your screen. (Imagine putting a Keyboard in front of one and watching people trying to shutdown your "screensaver".

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  223. a singular rice is a "rouse"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  224. Thanks! by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    ...The phallus with the clit stimulator is pretty popular.

    Thank you! I'm flattered. I finally got some good PR.

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  225. Calamari is squid by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

    Polipo is octopus.

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  226. Looks like I picked the wrong week ... by unsigned+integer · · Score: 2, Funny

    to stop sniffing glue.

  227. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I like to keep my important driver disks held together with hard drive magnets.. it works great! Picture

  228. I believe it means... by seibed · · Score: 1

    you need to replace the paper, whatever you are printing is a different format than what you have paper for... I work for a multinational company and get this whenever I try to print an A4 sized print and only have standard 8.5 x 11 loaded. there is some way to bypass it, but it probably depends on the printer. Same thing might show up if you ran out, but I'm not sure.

  229. Re:Question - shortest sentence by Aluvus · · Score: 0

    Ah, but space is a character, not a letter. So according to the original challenge, this is a success.

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  230. How about a robot... by multixrulz · · Score: 1

    OK so it's not a *working* robot. My brother gradded from comsci and I couldn't think of a decent gift. In the end, I grabbed some CPUs, and ISA lan card and some SIMMs and made them into a human-sort of form. The head was an old mouse, one hand was the read-write arm from a HDD, and the thing stood up on top of HDD platters, with headsinks glued onto them to take the SIMMs and make it stand up. He loved it.

  231. floppies make great coasters by schuss42 · · Score: 1

    put some sticky felt on the bottom of those old 3.5's and set your drink on them. if you actually still use floppies for real data ... well, i can no longer hang out with you... but also, you should mark the ones that are for drinks (write COASTER on them with a sharpie) so drinks don't end up on the real ones. my roommates lost some homework this way after i spread felt-coated floppies all over the apartment's flat surfaces. haha... serves them right for not getting a flash drive or something...

  232. Wind chimes by bug1 · · Score: 1

    Pull the platters of hard disk drives and make wind chimes.

  233. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

    Forget the motors, there's a LASER inside them!

  234. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Lihtan · · Score: 1

    I once had an old Intel P1 chip dangling from the rearview mirror in my old car. The only problem with it was that whenever it would swing around, the ceramic corner would knock tiny chips of glass out of the windshield. Never stopped me from continuing to use it though. ;-)

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  235. Game Board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few dead cases, bolted to a decent sized piece of board, with random other components and other industrial tat stuck to them, makes for a fantastic Necromunda/Warhammer 40k game board.
    Using multiple smaller boards makes for easier storage, and the ability to change it all around.

  236. Re:"...ask /. readers the first of these questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    questions?

  237. Hardest languages by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No one over the age of 12 has become fluent in Navajo. I believe there been attempts to document it since the 50's, but I'm not sure how successful that's been.

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  238. languages should make sense... try esperanto by dj_virto · · Score: 1

    It's a big waste of our time to keep using senseless languages. Esperanto is fully developed, totally consistent, and consequently actually more expressive than languages like english.

    http://www.esperanto-usa.org/

    1. Re:languages should make sense... try esperanto by Gogogoch · · Score: 1

      Esperanto has formally given up the ghost. Come on, it's a dead language. In fact, was it ever really alive? I would dispute your argument that "fully developed" and "totally consistent" leads to being "more expressive". How does this follow? And Esperanto has its problems. Why do adjectives need to follow the form of a noun? A latin throw-back I suggest. While it makes sense on paper to overload with prefixes and suffixes, this actually leads to a paucity of lexical forms and the dreariness of repetition. Anyway, why take my word for it. Potential users have voted with their feet, and Esperanto is dead.

    2. Re:languages should make sense... try esperanto by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > It's a big waste of our time to keep using senseless languages. Esperanto is fully developed, totally consistent, and consequently actually more expressive than languages like english.

      The only slight problem wiht it is that I know exactly one person in my environment who speaks it.. most happen to speak either Dutch (I live in the Netherlands) or English or both.. and in soem cases German.

      So... I'd say... add Esperanto to the list of senseless languages, if it is about communicating, it is definitely a waste of time to learn it because virtually noone speaks it.

      (and yes, the idea is cool, and the language doesn't look bad at all, it is just that your argument really doesn't hold, and can easily be used against what you are arguing for)

  239. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by StormKrow · · Score: 1

    not exactly.... 1937 Pennies were made of steel because of the copper shortage. (I know, I have some)

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  240. I make... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Money. There's this thing called "Ebay" and this other thing called "junk collectors"

  241. Designer Clothing & Cake Decorations by LeiraHoward · · Score: 1

    Took a couple of surface mount ICs and pushed the ends of the chip through the lapel of the jacket from my business suit. Bent the pins over on the back so it laid flat.. presto! Geeky lapel pin!

    Did the same with my camera strap- adjusted it to just where I wanted, then poked a couple surface mount ICs through the strap and bent the pins over flat on the back, and it keeps the strap from sliding, plus adds instant ID for my camera... (once was able to positively ID it as mine based solely on the chips... too many other models similar to mine to ID it else. :-P)

    Took keycaps from a few old keyboards and used them along with some computer candles for designer cake decorating for some geek friends of mine: spelled out "Happy Birthday " for each of them using the keycaps.

    Had a friend take one of my old 386-to-486 upgrade chips (had a cool metallic green heatsink) and poke it through the pocket on a sport jacket- looked really cool.

    Also used the IC chips as decorations for backpacks while at school. And zipper pulls, etc.

    RAM chips (SIMMs) made good keychain pulls, but only if you didn't want to put the keys in your pocket afterwards.. kinda uncomfortable.

    I'm also seriously contemplating taking some resistors and capacitors and making myself some drop earrings, and possibly a necklace as well.

    And I tore apart an old hard drive, magnets work extremely well on the fridge.. (bwaa haa haa) and the rest of it makes a good wall decoration. Or take the platters and use 'em as Christmas tree decorations... or as frisbees. :-P

  242. I made a bong out of another bong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...
    Gobe

  243. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 1

    that was 1943... in 1937 they were still copper. doublecheck your steel pennies.

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  244. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I know from experience they can be a VERY dangerous weapon. I am short one tooth because my roomate threw a harddrive disk and it happened to strike me across the mouth.

  245. The one that started it all... by glenmark · · Score: 1

    Others have mentioned the MacQuarium, but let us not forget the original computer recycling hack - the VAXbar!

    $ show system
    BAR/VMS V1.0 on node VAXBAR 28-JUN-1997 18:11:08.82 Uptime 2190 17:43:42
    Pid Process Name State Pri I/O CPU Page flts Pages
    00001010 REFRIGERATOR LEF 4 1212 0 00:10:12.23 4125 150
    00000800 LIGHTS COM 6 9121 0 00:34:23.11 1231 343
    00000412 BLENDER HIB 4 3412 0 00:23:49.32 1341 111
    00000169 SINK LEF 3 211 0 00:01:12.66 231 222
    $ logout
    BARTENDER logged out at 28-JUN-1997 18:11:23.75
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    *** Quantum Mechanics: The Dreams of Which Stuff is Made ***
  246. Re:Rip apart the hard drives and take out the magn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I convinced one of my suitemates to let me rip apart his faulty 80gig drive. I stole the magnets, and with with a little tape the casing made an excellent ashtray.

  247. mmmm Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at Holly Community (www.hollycommunity.org) a non-profit that builds computers for disabled people, her some of the stuff we made out of old computer parts
    Key Chains (32 pin ram)
    Air Compressor diaframs (5 1/4)
    Plant Potter (Mac Ls II)
    Wall Art (about 20 assorted boards)
    KVM cables (Mice/Keyboars)
    Finger Guards for people with CP (Keyboards)
    Digital Clock (Dell 486 Mother Board)
    Analog Clock (same Dell 486 Mother Board)
    Last Donut hider (old CD rom gutted)

    probably made about 1000 other items, just can't remeber

    --Monster Kabasue

  248. Xmas decorations by XJHardware · · Score: 1

    Last year for Christmas my company wanted us to make stars for the company christmas tree. We could make them out of anything we liked, as long as they were reasonably sized to hang on the tree. I took an old Pentium server mobo and scribed a star around the CPU. I used a dremel with a cutting disk mounted to chew a starter hole in each ray of the star and finished the cuts with a jigsaw. WEAR A MASK AND GOGGLES IF YOU TRY THIS! Capacitors and diodes spark when you cut through them and the dust is probably toxic. For Christmas I got you toxic waste! (chuckle)

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  249. CPU fridge magnets by Dr.Frankenstein · · Score: 1

    I have several now including a 286, 386DX/33, and a couple of 485DX/66's. I like the keyboard magnet idea... will have to suggest this to by sister inlaw with 2 pre-school kids.

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  250. Re:2.4 Ghz, Microwave and Router sitting next to e by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

    you're right my mistake

  251. Octopi is a perfectly cromulent word. by nrrd · · Score: 1

    Octopi is a perfectly cromulent word: http://www.langmaker.com/db/eng_cromulent.htm

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    "Eye halve a spelling chequer, It came with my pea sea, It plainly marques four my revue, Miss steaks eye kin knot sea"
  252. network bug by tcblack · · Score: 1

    Making some cat 5 cables last year I fouled one up and promptly cut off the end, stripped a few inches off and spread the four wires out like legs, the plug looks just enough like a head so that now I've got a network bug on my desk that I can squash and rebuild when tension strikes.

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    -Truth Is Still Truth, Even If You Don't Believe It.
  253. Mini Golf! by TravelSizedMonkey · · Score: 1

    The idea I came up with for our department's large area of empty floor space was to create a miniature golf course from old computer parts. Sadly, the space is gone now and we have no place to build it. And I was really looking forward to putting up a ramp and through a hollowed out monitor.

  254. Old mouse into lightup click toy for my daughter by the+stapler · · Score: 1

    My 1.5 year old daughter has become facinated with our computer, and loves to click the buttons on our light up optical mouse. We gave her an old keyboard to use (it worked for a while, but she figured out we only use the other keyboard). I had an old 3 button mouse with a bad cord and some old LEDs, so I ripped it apart, cut holes in the sides, and wired 2 AA batteries to the switches in the mouse and on to each led (red, green, orangy-yellow). I had to leave out the mouse ball to make room for the batteries, but it makes a neat toy. My wife and I played with it about as much as my daughter (she has lost interest in it now - sigh).

  255. The VAX Bar - a great re-use... by the+narf · · Score: 2, Interesting
    While all these comments about re-using PC cases, chips, and the like are interesting, what do you do if the computer you want to recycle is a bit larger -- like a VAX 11/780 perhaps?

    You turn it into a VAX BAR!

    You can see it here. I've really not heard of anything that can top that, in terms of the size and quality of the conversion...

  256. Hmm by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

    The left over CD spindles that blank CD-Rs come in is great for keeping a few doughnuts or bagles fresh for a while.

    ;P

  257. Scavenge! by BenCJedi · · Score: 1

    Just last week I decided my PC needed additional cooling, so I removed the cooling fan off a busted ATX power supply I had sitting in the closet nearly a year and soldered on a connector. The fan only required 12V and the right connector.. works great as an extra system fan. If more people scavenged like this our landfills would be better off.

  258. make art by chivo243 · · Score: 1

    .... No Really, I work for an IT department in a High School. I not only donate IT castaways(relax, dead mice and keyboards and cables only), and all of my broken electronic equipment boom boxes, hair dryers, elecrric razors...you name it our house has gone through it. Some they fix and use in the studio(i.e boom box), others they cut apart and make art.

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    Sig Hansen?
  259. broken computers... by tropavantgarde · · Score: 1
    a while back my old power mac (gosh rest it's soul) mysteriously broke, so I took apart the hard drive. Having been too lazy to find any better place to put it, I had been keeping it on the floor. It immediately became apparent that this was my problem when, after opening it up, huge tufts of dog hair burst forth.

    by this point I already was getting a new computer, so I ended up taking apart the moterboard and using various pretty green and yellow parts for photo assignments. Then I turned them into ceiling hangings...they looked sort of like futuristic space crafts.

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  260. Dictionary.reference.com is correct. by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    I spent five years working with malacologists on the largest molluscan collection in the western hemisphere. I have seen many dead octopi floating in alcohol, and I have written many lines of code that dealt with octopuses.

    You'd be suprised how often the snail doctors get asked this question. And they always answer it the same way: "We use octopuses, and fishermen use octopi, but either is correct".

    Nobody ever even tries to bring up any nonsense about octopeet, and rarely is octopodes brought up, because that is Greek for all eight-legged creatures (cf. arachnids) and not just octopuses.

    See this article about octopus hurling in the on-line Cephalopod Database.

  261. As long as you use that word "major", OK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinese is harder... it's tonal.

    And Gaelic, Basque, and Tuvan are all several orders of magnitude harder. But as English speakers we don't consider those languages "major"; Tuvans might disagree.

  262. Oh, c'mon. by Medievalist · · Score: 1
    ...as a result if you accidently let two of them stick together, they can sometimes attract with such force that they shatter and send thousands of poisonous shards out at high speed.
    Every single time we've done this (don't ask) the "thousands of poisonous shards" stuck together in a lumpy, magnetically attractive ball that vaguely resembles a spherical razor blade. Cuts the living crap out of you if you try to juggle it, but no pieces escape the collision, since obviously the rebound force is not going to exceed the attractive force of the other pieces.
  263. Where did you learn about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I learned it from watching you, Dad! I learned it from watching you! *sobs*

  264. Keyboard propping open a window by MMHere · · Score: 1

    I have a keyboard propping open a stubborn window at home.

    (No, not a Windows(tm), a real window.)

  265. Windchimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can make windchimes from old HD platters. I've got a set where I used dental floss to hang three of them from a triangular bracket so that they touch each other when they turn. I hung it from my computer room ceiling because it only takes a slight draft to get a gentle "ding" every now and then.

  266. Fried UPS by http101 · · Score: 1

    I just returned from QuakeCon with a fried 700VA UPS. It worked on-site and hadn't been used during the trip home. So, after determining the UPS was officially f*cked, we gutted it and took what components we could.

    Ironically, I had just won a bid on eBay for an old Atari 2600, but it didn't work. The old Atari was DOA. Sooo, seeing as how I wanted to repair it, a friend of mine helped in the UPS donor project and salvaged a hundred or so parts from the UPS to be grafted into an Atari. :-) Gotta love electronics!

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  267. Earrings by mgcarley · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that the more creepy /.ers around aren't planning to use any chips or whatever as earrings

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