It really did look like he was trying to clinch onto a pair of tits, when what they really want you to do is rub them softly. If they want you to clinch, they might be trying to make you into their gimp and that will require a suit.
Dear Jay-Z, I pull my pud to Beyonce. I hope she puts out more videos. She is my concubine if you will. Oh and the ones the queers impersonate are hi-larous, those I do not pull my pud too.
FROM THE DESK OF DR YUSUF SAMI. BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT. AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
Dear friend,
I am the manager of bill and exchange at FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)I am writing, following the impressive information about you through one of my friends who runs a consultancy firm in your country. He assured me of your capability and releability to champion this business opportunity.
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$10m US dollars (Ten Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family on Monday,31 July, 2000,in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreign as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 65% would be for me and my colleagues. There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is risk-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for more explanations.
Works with in a city. For the persion that you want to send it to, write your their name in the From/Sender area. Then, for the To/Destination area write your addres, or to make sure you do not get caught, write a bogus address, or the address for someone you do not like.
Computer "Science" has almost put me into the poor house.
Post a reply to this comment if you want to help me out.
Say, did you read the email about the guy that had a painting auction, and lot of "rich" people showed up. The guy insisted on selling his dead son's painting before the masterpieces. None of the "rich" people placed a bid, but his "poor" gardener did. After that, the auction was over, because the "poor" gardener got all of the paintings. He was the only one able to see that his dead son's painting meant the most to him. Then the email goes on to explain that this is how it is for getting into Heaven. Not buying your way in, but "accepting" Jesus as your master, and not in a bad slave owner way.
0.) Bush Government "do not fly" list. 1.) Possible baby/kid on plane. 2.) Ass holes own the planes. 3.) Ass hole security screener that checks the shoes of old men with canes. 4.) Shitty people at the air port. See that dumb show on A&E (http://www.aetv.com/) 5.) One step closer to being bar coded, like Hitler did the Jews in WWII.
MicroSoft buys Sony, changes name to $ony.
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Microsoft or Google?
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Do not try. Please turn off your computer, and go read your Bible. Jesus will be back soon. Oh, and if you want, you could buy some stock in this. http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=gnxe.ob
Make sure you get enough, so you do not get kick out when they restructure, player.
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you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Yah Boobies! Yah Boobies rock.
It really did look like he was trying to clinch onto a pair of tits, when what they really want you to do is rub them softly. If they want you to clinch, they might be trying to make you into their gimp and that will require a suit.
I fucking hate Hollywood.
How 20th century of you.
More shit in people teeth. Less shootings?
Jinks buy me a coke.
http://www.unrealid.com/
Unless that is a hoax site.
Kneel down before your new Silicon God!
Current favorite Public Enemy song, Son of a Bush.
Dear Jay-Z, I pull my pud to Beyonce. I hope she puts out more videos. She is my concubine if you will. Oh and the ones the queers impersonate are hi-larous, those I do not pull my pud too.
FROM THE DESK OF DR YUSUF SAMI.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
Dear friend,
I am the manager of bill and exchange at FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)I am writing, following the impressive information about you through one of my friends who runs a consultancy firm in your country. He assured me of your capability and releability to champion this business opportunity.
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$10m US dollars (Ten Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family on Monday,31 July, 2000,in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been
expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon
this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreign as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 65% would be for me and my colleagues. There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for
disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is risk-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for more explanations.
Yours faithfully,
DR YUSUF SAMI.
Porn!
Think of the tug-O-war game in revenge of the nerds. You win, now play in the mud you dirty jocks.
Yah, sex for fun and profit!
http://www.messyfun.com/
Works with in a city. For the persion that you want to send it to, write your their name in the From/Sender area. Then, for the To/Destination area write your addres, or to make sure you do not get caught, write a bogus address, or the address for someone you do not like.
No more.
Computer "Science" has almost put me into the poor house.
Post a reply to this comment if you want to help me out.
Say, did you read the email about the guy that had a painting auction, and lot of "rich" people showed up. The guy insisted on selling his dead son's painting before the masterpieces. None of the "rich" people placed a bid, but his "poor" gardener did. After that, the auction was over, because the "poor" gardener got all of the paintings. He was the only one able to see that his dead son's painting meant the most to him. Then the email goes on to explain that this is how it is for getting into Heaven. Not buying your way in, but "accepting" Jesus as your master, and not in a bad slave owner way.
Current List.
0.) Bush Government "do not fly" list.
1.) Possible baby/kid on plane.
2.) Ass holes own the planes.
3.) Ass hole security screener that checks the shoes of old men with canes.
4.) Shitty people at the air port. See that dumb show on A&E (http://www.aetv.com/)
5.) One step closer to being bar coded, like Hitler did the Jews in WWII.
See /. article 1322256 for how it all started./ 1322256
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/25
Thank you http://www.materialsprocessing.com/ for being a leader.
http://www.bighead.cn/?p=17
How about falun gong?
http://static.flickr.com/70/197762923_31a544a8b5.j pg
Bill Gates is behind it all.
Do not try. Please turn off your computer, and go read your Bible. Jesus will be back soon.
Oh, and if you want, you could buy some stock in this.
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=gnxe.ob
Make sure you get enough, so you do not get kick out when they restructure, player.
Well, a girl has the right to change her mind.
I wonder if SGI will get a cash in fusion now?
Maybe a good time to buy, because I http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SGID.PK
I try to thrash with this non-wood board.
http://www.revdeck.com/
Knee surgery, and a lack luster computer "job" keeps me from riding the plank.
20% AI/Computer 4% transsexual, 60% male, 26% female!
I know that is 110%, but I always give 110%. That is right folks, I do the impossible!