Tell me about it. I'm a Panama Invasion veteran and one time we were playing shuffle board and the puck went overboard. Ever try playing shuffle board with a fuckin coconut??
I love his short stories (can't remember the titles, been a long time since I've read them) especially the one about the planet in between galaxies that's actually a living computer and starts a jihad to free similar forms of life from their biological parasites. And the one that ends with "if any of you are still white, we've found a cure."
I think he might have thrown that in because it IS The Onion, afterall & I do know he has a pretty good sense of humour. Haven't read the entire interview yet...too scared to read him say they've pulled the plug on the Rendevous with Rama movie.
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Dr. Frasier died.
Guess I won't be watching it anymore. I am in love with that woman.
Just the concept makes me want to become a spammer.
I would but I have yet to hear of one single incident the EFF has actually accomplished anything other than bilking suckers out of their money.
What else do you expect from somebody using "Commander Taco" instead of his real name?
Are you crazy? The Martians may consider it a pre-emptive strike and come fuck us the hell up.
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman mixes sea men with semen and advance civilisations develop and nuke each other.
Damn, good point....BOTH
since I've never seen a retail DVD with unskippable commercials
You must not have seen very many retail DVDs then....or any porno DVDs, them fuckers are irritatingly long.
Did your hands get cut off or something?
Tell me about it. I'm a Panama Invasion veteran and one time we were playing shuffle board and the puck went overboard. Ever try playing shuffle board with a fuckin coconut??
DARPA is looking for enhanced aggressiveness along with this not-eating-for-five-days thing
"Sorry corporal, your girlfriend dumped you, after the threesome she had with your best friend and your dad."
how long did you say you've been stalking him? ;)
The fungus is called Armillaria ostoyae, but is more popularly known as the honey mushroom.
if this sucker is hallucinogenic, my ass is moving there toute suite
I love his short stories (can't remember the titles, been a long time since I've read them) especially the one about the planet in between galaxies that's actually a living computer and starts a jihad to free similar forms of life from their biological parasites. And the one that ends with "if any of you are still white, we've found a cure."
I think he might have thrown that in because it IS The Onion, afterall & I do know he has a pretty good sense of humour. Haven't read the entire interview yet...too scared to read him say they've pulled the plug on the Rendevous with Rama movie.
tethered to the Earth
Are you high or just incredibly stupid?
Just /. the Mass. Dept. of Revenue's website
I'm pretty sure the politicians have made immunity provisions for themselves.
Since being loosened up, the only thing I mind now is the sore knees and hot breath on my neck.
I really don't want to know if they've beaten off Ron.
Kind of like this?
Then you'd have to pay Darl $690 if you want to live.
mandatory goofy screensavers
ah, finally. justification to switch to AOL
Your "mickey mouse operating system" implication is a pretty cheap shot. Accurate, but still cheap.
Smells like bullshit....like the jpeg virus hoax a few years back. IMAGE FILES CANNOT RUN COMMANDS!!!!