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  1. Re:If you don't speak german. on NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings" · · Score: 0

    Get Smart did it first. Beat that, Simpsons!

  2. Re:Seriously, any NASA geeks got the scoop? on NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings" · · Score: 0

    the rovers simply aren't equipped to detect life

    They have microscopes. Hell, I could detect life with the Sears-Roebuck POS microscope I had when I was 12. Just because its for geological studies doesn't mean it can't be used to detect microbes.

  3. Re:Clearly... on NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings" · · Score: 0

    I don't think its nice of you to insult Martians like that.

  4. Re:Haha on Do Your $20 Bills Explode In the Microwave? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But put a meat thermometer in the fucker and sparks will fly. Tried that lil experiment when I was 11.

  5. Re:You don't know the half of it... on How The CIA Duped The Soviets' Line X Network · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm in the US submarine force

    Yeah, and I went back in time and assassinated Hitler. Nothing I hate worse than fucks like you lying about military service. Your last name must be Bush.

  6. Re:Dupe. Even warned Timothy. on How The CIA Duped The Soviets' Line X Network · · Score: 0

    You will see a purple, yellow-striped ass lemming before you hear of a /. editor with sense.

  7. Re:Great Advertising! on SCO Identifies EV1Servers as Linux Licensee · · Score: 0

    Thank god for idiots that don't know how to open a link in a new window!

  8. Re:Great Advertising! on SCO Identifies EV1Servers as Linux Licensee · · Score: 0

    Sorry, lose/loose is the one spelling error I get seriously anal about. I am just sick of the entire moderation process, its become a tool for assholes.

  9. Re:Great Advertising! on SCO Identifies EV1Servers as Linux Licensee · · Score: 0

    they'll learn is if they loose money because of this
    Getting modded +4 Insightful: free
    Letting the /. world know you didn't exactly win any spelling bees: priceless

  10. It gets better.... on SCO Identifies EV1Servers as Linux Licensee · · Score: 0

    Not only are we /.ing them, but spamming their IT people too: An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff

  11. Who's up for a fishing trip? on Mounting Evidence for Water on Mars · · Score: 0

    If they find fish too, I guess...

  12. And they can't say... on Germany Muzzles SCO · · Score: -1

    Bugger

  13. Re:Oh really? on MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available · · Score: 0

    I think he means the exploits are due to the patches opening more holes than they fix.

  14. hard-working Slashdot readers on Correlation Between Stress and Technology? · · Score: 0

    You're kidding, right?

  15. Re:1 Way on Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices · · Score: 1

    I always imagined a bunch of men in dark robes wielding knives to sacrifice the virgin to their "Lord and Master" Satangates at the top level.

  16. Re:Love them more.. on Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices · · Score: 1

    Thanks for not doing any Pokemon jokes....I choose you Grizzly Bear. Oww owww, not in the face!!!

  17. Re:NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T on Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices · · Score: 1, Funny

    Damn! Someone put Vicks in your vaseline or something?

  18. Re:The Hummer on Last Great Internet Bubble Auction · · Score: 1

    blew a gasket

  19. Re:A Hummer? on Last Great Internet Bubble Auction · · Score: 1

    Now now, all hummers aren't bad....

  20. Re:Wow you're right! on BudNet Tracks Your Suds · · Score: 1

    Wow, and to think, Bud and Bud Lite are the #1 & #2 selling beers world wide. Isn't it nice to know the value of your "opinion"?

  21. Re:Dreaming Prior Art ...? on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager · · Score: 0

    If it does, then I've "had" Britney Spears and she lost her voice.

  22. In the end, who really gives a shit? on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used to wave the mighty intel flag and argue ferociously with anybody supporting AMD....until I actually tried an Athlon, then my song changed to fuck intel. What I'm trying to say is nobody really cares what the brand name is, its the performance that counts. An Athlon 800Mhz out-pacing an Intel 1.5Ghz is what won me over.

  23. How Napster sales would quadrupel on Napster Sells 5 Million Songs · · Score: 1

    Two words: Porn Movies

  24. Re:like dentists used to do with white noise on Real Pain Dulled In Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you traded a sadistic asshole for a paranoid schitzo... "Is WHAT safe?!?!"

  25. Please NOOOOOoooo on Stargate Atlantis Coming This Summer · · Score: 1

    I mean, who the hell would want to see Wheaton in drag?