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  1. Re:Love on Microsoft Reward Leads to Arrest of Sasser Suspect · · Score: 1

    Yes you can, $5 an hour, I charge a $10 down payment though.

  2. Re:Put the... on Phatbot Author Arrested In Germany · · Score: 1

    Perhaps taking something phat up the...?

  3. Hey on How Many Google Machines, Really? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google executives sir,mam,person, do you mind if you could lend me a few boxes?

  4. So... on Unofficial Windows98SE Patch · · Score: 1, Informative

    However, critical security updates will continue to be posted as necessary through June 30, 2006.

    That means that in 2006 98SE users can get bugfixes for 2005, in keeping with how Microsoft makes fixes.

  5. That number on 1981 Personal Computer Catalog · · Score: 0

    is also being slashdotted as it is now always busy...I wonder how fast slashdot would kill a fax machines toner.

  6. Great! on Fedora Core 2 Test 3 Released · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do they plan these releases purposely to mess with those poor lower bandwith users? I knew of a time where I tried to download Slackware only to see it go up a number in version, I finally gave out and ordered from cheapbytes, well youre just all cruel!

  7. Freedoms? on Criticizing Sun's Java Desktop System · · Score: 0

    Thats blasphemy! as a U.S. citizen I am glad to know I dont have to deal with things such as these 'freedoms' you talk about, and source code who really reads source?

    Please dont flame me, I'm trying desperately to get +5, Funny

  8. Re:That's funny, I don't install Gator... on First Ten Programs on New Install? · · Score: 0

    I dont want to break it to you, but thats more than 10 programs.

  9. Well... on Amazon Search Bar Will Track Your Browsing · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they see me browsing freshmeat.net, and sourceforge all the time will they send me free stuff?

  10. Re:Work on Koha www.koha.org if you want to help on Free Software at the Local Library? · · Score: 0
    most directors are 50-70 year old white guys that haven't gotten sunlight in a billion years.

    Heh...same for most 17 year old geeks like me.
  11. Ooo its you draw what you want... on Researchers Develop 3-D Search Engine · · Score: 0

    So now I get to draw the porn I want, wank to that, and then get to see the porn I want! OMG! Wait doesnt Google already have this feature? They have everything else /:

  12. So... on Researchers Develop 3-D Search Engine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now I can fly around the "Search" button?

  13. Re:Food For Thought on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 1

    Ooo didnt read this thread...sucks.

  14. Re:Food For Thought on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 1

    Well, not long ago people said the same thing about interracial marriage, before that owners of Black slaves were the only ones allowed to have a slave of theirs get married, perhaps if you read a history book one day instead of /. you would learn something and would stop being such an opinionated moron.

  15. Re:More than three on Microsoft Announces Three More Critical Vulnerabilities · · Score: 3, Funny

    ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Microsoftons. Who's
    castle is that?
    WOMAN: King of the who?
    ARTHUR: The Microsoftons.
    WOMAN: Who are the Microsoftons?
    ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Microsoftons, and I am your king.
    WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
    collective.
    DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-
    perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
    WOMAN: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
    DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
    ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
    WOMAN: No one live there.
    ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
    WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
    ARTHUR: What?
    DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in
    turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
    ARTHUR: Yes.
    DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special
    bi-weekly meeting--
    ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
    DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
    ARTHUR: Be quiet!
    DENNIS: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
    ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

  16. Re:The webserver shoulda been running apache... on Five Fundamental Problems with Open Source? · · Score: 1

    You are obviously not a geek at all, every geek should RTFM, then search google, then repeat, then go on IRC and ask a well informed question, and then if their problem is not solved they should start at the beginning. I swear I must have kickbanned you for asking me something like "how do i to run linux?", then again I doubt you would be able to get on IRC.

  17. You will... on Iomega Ships 35GB 'Son of Jaz' · · Score: 1

    now all bow down [click] befo[click]re your new Iomega overlord[chink]s.

  18. I have a better idea on Iomega Ships 35GB 'Son of Jaz' · · Score: 1

    We should just invest large amounts of money in 2.88MB floppys. It'll work trust me, cost? who cares about cost!?

  19. This is... on Spyware Company Sues Utah Over Anti-Spyware Law · · Score: 1

    CRAP! This /. post brought to you by WhenU.com, are you feeling inadequate? Then visit www.getareallybigpenisnow.com Note: Read the fine print they TOLD me it was only going to be ads during phone calls

  20. Re:good news! on FSF Migrating From Savannah to Gforge · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, why dont you invest lots of money like SourceForge into servers and making it as good as it can be, I mean being over-loaded with people such as you who then complain that its starting to suck, well ofcourse it is and if its a problem you should help those good people out and donate resources to them.

  21. Re:RMS in hospital? on FSF Migrating From Savannah to Gforge · · Score: 1

    RMS Medical Surgery? K..it was funny when I first thought of it

  22. Re:Umm... on Mac OS X Trojan Horse Infects MP3s · · Score: 1

    I know that, I'm just saying it would probably be easy to recompile BSD trojans for MACOSX

  23. Umm... on Mac OS X Trojan Horse Infects MP3s · · Score: 1

    Considering OSX is based on Darwin, a BSD-derivative, didnt it have trojans that could work on it day 1?

  24. Cool on Bush Says Americans 'Ought to Have' Broadband and a Pony by 2007 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe soon we will also get all those jobs he promised.

  25. M$ post... on Microsoft Code in Every HD-DVD Player · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whats it mean when you see "Microsoft" in a topic and immediatley scroll down looking for anything modded as "Funny"?