The united states is going to have to realize there other parts of the world where people do not have money to do with as they please. The U.S. economy is going downhill and soon there will be nobody in any country that can spend money on anything but food and hookers - you know, just the neccesities. People will be glad Russia has music. viva la pirate.
A laser guidied targeting system that can see through the burning tire-piles of Somalia, the sand storms and Hookah pipes of the Mideast, and the mud huts in North Korea.
C'mon Microsoft, it's your rancid semen that spawned every copy of windows out there that is being used to bring down businesses, interfere with Air Traffic control, and fuck up everyone's email. Your sorry hole is responsible for taking care of the problem.
> How much is the shipping and handling? > > Sincerely yours, > Osama bin Laden
Dear Mr. Laden,
Shipping and Handling are included in the selling price. We request you include your zip code to determine if sales tax is applicable in your area.
Upon receipt of your zip code, we will have our couriers deliver the bomb via Air Mail. We estimate you should recieve your package sometime next wednesday between the hours of 8:00 am and 10:00pm.
Please make sure your are home within those hours, or at least within the zip code given.
After upgrading the Sun server on our network to Solaris 10, all of a sudden the Exchange server stopped working, our Primary Domain Controller went tits up, and the W2K DHCP Server went offline. I've gotten six phone calls in the last 10 minutes from people calling to ask why their workstations say "Welcome to Looking Glass" when they log in.;)
I'm going to find a SPARC 2 running SunOS and emulate a Windows XP session through an emulated OS/2 desktop while playing Doom in a DOS window. If it doesn't work, I'm going after them for false adverstising;D
> running with only write access to the user's home
> directory, then what?
Use the users internet connection to download a bunch of MP3's from then automatically email the RIAA. Muhahaha...
> What is wrong with "ripping off" the GOOD Microsoft
> ideas?
Historically speaking, Microsoft has had more of a problematic reputation regarding stability and lead time. Do you want those kinds of problems to develop in your product?
I would disagree. The ability to be able to find the answers to the problem at hand is priceless. How many times have you been in on this conversation? "Oh yeah, that's right. We ran across this once before when Tidwell was here. How'd he do it?"
And everyone stands around with their thumb up their ass making a bunch of grunting noises trying to sound like they remember how to do it. Nobody remembers everything. Some of the best people that I know in the tech field learned via "Scattershot". That alone didn't make them good - their own personal drive to excel made them good. Sloppy and lazy are not labels I would apply to self starters.
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The united states is going to have to realize there other parts of the world where people do not have money to do with as they please. The U.S. economy is going downhill and soon there will be nobody in any country that can spend money on anything but food and hookers - you know, just the neccesities. People will be glad Russia has music. viva la pirate.
Gee, another Oil Whore mongering device. Now I have to fill up my car AND my fucking laptop at the gas station.
We can outsource the job of becoming extinct to another country that can do it cheaper. Problem solved.
Faster than a speeding mag-beam, the server goes titsup.
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Just another idiot doing 120 on the freeway while talking on a cell phone. This is not a related incident. ;)
1) Open Outlook Express 2) Attatch Malware 3) Fill in address field 4) Hit Send 5) Tune in to CNN
If i had modpoints, I would mod Slashdot -1 offtopic.
> These guys aren't going to be happy until we have to
> hand over our credit cards, photo ID and social security
> number just to send an email.
As long as we can still spoof the info, who cares?
Muhahahaha!
The machines control the matrix now.
To slashdot a TV station? I guess we'll see
A laser guidied targeting system that can see through the burning tire-piles of Somalia, the sand storms and Hookah pipes of the Mideast, and the mud huts in North Korea.
C'mon Microsoft, it's your rancid semen that spawned every copy of windows out there that is being used to bring down businesses, interfere with Air Traffic control, and fuck up everyone's email. Your sorry hole is responsible for taking care of the problem.
turns up:
;)
Google
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- Results 1 - 10 of about 724,000 for titties. (0.13 seconds)
Jeeves
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- 1-10 results out of 63,700
"Google is not better than us," said Jim Lanzone
However, Google will still find more titties on the net than Ask Jeeves.
Nyah-Nyah
> How much is the shipping and handling?
>
> Sincerely yours,
> Osama bin Laden
Dear Mr. Laden,
Shipping and Handling are included in the selling price. We request you include your zip code to determine if sales tax is applicable in your area.
Upon receipt of your zip code, we will have our couriers deliver the bomb via Air Mail. We estimate you should recieve your package sometime next wednesday between the hours of 8:00 am and 10:00pm.
Please make sure your are home within those hours, or at least within the zip code given.
Sincerely,
Duke
I'll connect to msn.com and upload as many copies of the GPL that they need to see ;)
Every 8 out of 100 seconds, Windows fails. Ok, that sounds about right.
for... uh.. other things that you... uh.. need two .. hands..uh for.. on the comp - uh.. forget it.
After upgrading the Sun server on our network to Solaris 10, all of a sudden the Exchange server stopped working, our Primary Domain Controller went tits up, and the W2K DHCP Server went offline. I've gotten six phone calls in the last 10 minutes from people calling to ask why their workstations say "Welcome to Looking Glass" when they log in. ;)
I'm going to find a SPARC 2 running SunOS and emulate a Windows XP session through an emulated OS/2 desktop while playing Doom in a DOS window. If it doesn't work, I'm going after them for false adverstising ;D
> running with only write access to the user's home > directory, then what? Use the users internet connection to download a bunch of MP3's from then automatically email the RIAA. Muhahaha...
Well hell, let's save a bunch of money and just crash all our probes into the earth. A little extra foam insulation never hurt. ;)
The MP3 downloading virus is going to come out.. er .. I mean "I think I have an MP3 downloading virus"
> What is wrong with "ripping off" the GOOD Microsoft > ideas? Historically speaking, Microsoft has had more of a problematic reputation regarding stability and lead time. Do you want those kinds of problems to develop in your product?
These dudes sure didn't thrive for long.
I would disagree. The ability to be able to find the answers to the problem at hand is priceless. How many times have you been in on this conversation? "Oh yeah, that's right. We ran across this once before when Tidwell was here. How'd he do it?" And everyone stands around with their thumb up their ass making a bunch of grunting noises trying to sound like they remember how to do it. Nobody remembers everything. Some of the best people that I know in the tech field learned via "Scattershot". That alone didn't make them good - their own personal drive to excel made them good. Sloppy and lazy are not labels I would apply to self starters.