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  1. transfer connection ha-ha reliable udp on P2P Through Firewalls · · Score: 1

    like right that's yeah happen gonna.

  2. Re:Everyone makes mistakes on Security Flaws In Linux SMBFS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, not to sound like a broken record, but you can bet your sweet ass that the smbfs module code will be fixed quicker than you can say rmmod, or if you prefer, quicker than you can say "make dep clean bzImage modules modules_install".

    The difference is the opportunity to take action through the utilization of an openly available codebase.

  3. The potential for abuse on Innovative Uses of RFID Tags · · Score: 1

    The abuse of the technology is the problem, not the technology itself. Guns are a great idea too until someone has one pointed at your head.

  4. John Holmes and the energizer bunny on Blending Mice and Men · · Score: 1

    Put a Timex on it's wrist and you get a breeding machine that gives a a dickin' and keeps on tickin', and tickin' and tickin'...

  5. Simple and effective on Supermarket Loyalty Cards Vs National ID Cards · · Score: 1

    Now everytime a terrorists stops by their neighborhood quikee-mart for bread and milk we will know. Wow, that will save so much money in bombs.

  6. Re:good grief! on China to Have Over 100 Eyes in the Sky · · Score: 1

    >
    > good grief!
    > "various activities of society,"
    >
    > translation anybody?

    Oh, that's just Chinese for "He who satellites, can. He who cannot use RFID"

  7. Re:Not supprising on Security Vulnerabilities Discovered in WinXP SP2 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like... never? How long must I wait until I can be sure my identity, bank account or medical records are reasonably secure when the problems that are caused by the fixes are worse than the original problem? Malicious execution of code now - and I don't even need an email to do it for fuckssakes? Yeah I'll make sure to upgrade...to a mac.

  8. So what will they name their search engine? on U.S. Military To Create Its Own Internet · · Score: 1

    GIGgle?

  9. Re:They sound like Microsoft on Where Is Sun Going With Linux? · · Score: 1

    I agree. McNealy says one thing, and SUN says another. It's been this way for years. bi-polar schizophrenic news blurbs.

  10. Re:Not clear? on Are Your Peripherals Monitoring You? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Certainly. The problem is, capitalism is fleecing the privacy of people, and it's very sneaky of Lexmark to conduct business this way. It is not surprising for Lexmark to do this. They have been cornholing their customers over ink cartridges for years. As far as I'm concerned, if your still running windows connected to the internet, buying Lexmark gear, and reading this with IE, then you deserve everything you get.

  11. Re:Please.. on Employee Stock Options? · · Score: 1

    >> Do we need to go back to Economics 101 ??

    Oh yeah, I remember.... They used to mention that course in my Corporate Buttfucking class next door. I think they referred to it as something called "Capitalism". Well, they've changed the name to Outsourcing 101.1. Perhaps you hadn't noticed. Like many of us, our head was too busy buried between our knees before we noticed the Forbes magazine rolled up and stuck elbow deep next to our wallets.

  12. what a crock of shit on Techies Migrate in Search of Work · · Score: 1

    "Over a third of firms have vacancies for IT professionals that they have been unable to fill"

    Yeah, and I bet for each position you are unable to fill, you get some kind of subsidized corporate kickback and some other incentive to go outside your country to fill the "vacancies".

    How can you have a third of corporations unable to find IT people when there are so many IT people out of work? Do you think all of these unemployed IT people just dried up and blew away after their last paycheck? friggin liars.

  13. They forgot to mention on Music Downloading not Entirely to Blame · · Score: 1

    some of us just can't afford to buy them on unemployment compensation.

  14. hmmm a jill buzz or barry on Best Buy: 20% Of Customers Are Wrong · · Score: 1

    So, according to the article, it would be fun to go into the store, tell them you really want to please your family on the next movie night, but you want to show off your brand new gadget to all your friends - Oh, and that your a transvestite homemaker looking for a replacement woofer for your 85 maserati and hoped to pick one up while you were there getting a ribbon for your daisy wheel printer. Let them profile that one.

  15. Then there's the customers they really hate on Retailers Deploy Databases Against Customers · · Score: 1

    Since all these garments most likely have rfid sewn into each stitch, the retailers will know when you are nearing their store and simply pull that big metal grate down before you walk in.

  16. Re:Who throws away dics? on New Blu-ray Disc to be Made of Corn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why throw them away? Get out the salsa and recycle them.

  17. Re:Candy on NHS Awards Contract to Microsoft · · Score: 1

    >IAAUD -- I Am A Usability Designer/HCI major.
    >

    IAAUUYD - I Am A User of the Usability You Design.

    That sounds pretty important. If you are in any way responsible for the usability of my cell phone interface, I would like to let you know that it needs less candy - way way hellaway less candy.

  18. wtf? Printing instructions? on Halloween Fun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda scary that the demographic Forbes is making these masks for needs directions on clicking the little printer icon. I can't wait to see all the lawsuits when these CEOs run into the street with their fancy new masks and get slaughtered because they didn't get directions to cut the little eyeholes out.... hmmm..think I'll forward the article to my PHB...

  19. Somebody want to tell Al? on Internet Turns 35 Today · · Score: 1

    Maybee send a thank-you email to al.gore@whitehouse.gov.
    Rember, If it weren't for him inventing the internet, we would still be buying porn at the liquor store.....
    reminds me.. I'm out of liquor..

  20. Re:Regis, the million dollar question, is... on Using RFID Tags to Make Teeth · · Score: 1

    Wrap your head in tinfoil, you won't get the tingling sensation. Oh, btw.. what's the addy of your webcam?

  21. Serious enough on Would John Kerry Defang the DMCA? · · Score: 1

    ...To get the needed votes, and then quickly turn vapid. However tantalizing these tidbits of precursory campaign posturing may seem, the claims never quite seem to have the same importance once the term of office has been instated. Every four years, the sensationalism is always the same; Tell people what they want to hear, and then hope they forget what you sed. Anything close to chinking the armor in the DCMA simply smells like a troll for the geek vote to me. I wouldn't my breath.

  22. Martian Cannabis? on Green Plants for Mars Mission · · Score: 1

    I wonder what some XXXtra Skunk would grow like.

  23. Re:Confused on Brazil Successfully Launches Its First Rocket To Space · · Score: 1

    christ.. don't tell SCO. They'll want to hire editors in Kenya to publish all their FUD.

  24. Yup just like in real geek-life on Geeks Playing Poker? · · Score: 1

    I lose. :P

  25. All they need now on Flying By Brain · · Score: 1

    Is to grow a sidekick named Pinky ;). Seriously, is it simply a matter of time now before this gets incorporated into quantum computing?