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  1. Re:The ignorant and SlashDot authorship... on Beginning Lua Programming · · Score: 1

    Hmm, that's one point of view.. another one is that nerds have to keep track of ALL variables. :D

  2. Re:The ignorant and SlashDot authorship... on Beginning Lua Programming · · Score: 1

    "And that's not even trying..."

    Yeah, you forgot the women. ;)
  3. I'm still waiting! on Web 2.0 Under Siege · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a nice pun involving the title of this news item and Steven Seagal! :D

    I'm out for justice ;D

  4. Re:Bah! Python on Python On Planes Supersunday Release · · Score: 1

    lol! :)

    Let's just conclude that there is nothing wrong with 'caressing the top row'... ;-)

    Hey! You with the dirty mind! That's not what I meant! :P

  5. Re:Bah! Python on Python On Planes Supersunday Release · · Score: 1

    Surely you must be talking about Perl? ;P

  6. I bet... on Haptics Technology Turns Phones into Weapons · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are people on this world who would love to see this... to spice up their phone sex!

  7. Re:Apparently... on Serious Magnet Failure at CERN's New Accelerator · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only they had rerouted auxiliary power via the main deflector dish this wouldn't have happened.. don't they teach anything in high school anymore? =/

  8. Re:Sounds promising... on Tactics in the Porn Industry's Fight Against Piracy · · Score: 1
    Scanning over the comments, I first read:

    "Live interaction with the performers would be difficult to penetrate."

    A mind with a very fast global association system is a guarantee for every day funnies ;)

  9. Re:It might be the size of a mini... on Dept. of Energy Rejects Corn Fuel Future · · Score: 1

    I just can't help but wonder if a battery-powered Hummer would become a 'Bummer' ;D

  10. Re:Finally! on MIT Shows How to Shut Down Brain With Light · · Score: 1

    And have you seen the textures used in that huge outside room? They're sooooo realistic. And sometimes the polygon count is absolutely extreme, especially in busy shopping malls.

    Be advised to have multiple shaders, the latest hardware acceleration and good cooling before going to that place!

  11. Re:Frosting on New Superbug Weapon to Replace Failing Antibiotics · · Score: 1

    I hear ya, brilliant quote.. now `can somebody pick up the d*mn phone!?!` ;)

  12. I am from the future on Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn · · Score: 1

    And I would ask you not to reveal the future location of the DoD, thank you! :D

  13. Mind how you walk? on Mind How You Walk - Someone is Watching · · Score: 1
    Then there's only one logical solution!

    *STOP*
    HAMMER TIME

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JomHWt7p6-c
    ^_^

  14. Re:better than aluminum/aluminium foil hats on Paint Provides Network Protection · · Score: 1

    Congratulations! You've just invented the 'Faraday tattoo'! :D

  15. Re:Obligatory... on Researchers Spin Out Smaller Electronics Than Ever · · Score: 0, Redundant

    and hopefully they are spin reseachers and not spin doctors.. :P

  16. One thing is certain... on Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex · · Score: 1

    The chance that it will be named after Paris Hilton should be minimal. ^_^

  17. Re:Wow! on A Single-Photon Server · · Score: 1

    There are FOUR lights! -- Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
  18. Re:Ion Propulsion on Japanese Company Admits To Nuclear Cover Up · · Score: 1


    Nice idea, but some thoughts from me, based on my limited knowledge (IINARS - I Am Not A Rocket Scientist)

    a) Launching radioactive material is a risk. What if the thing comes down during launch?
    I believe this has been a huge issue before (hmm.. wasn't that with the launch of the Cassini space probe?!?)

    b) Ion propulsion is useless for launching vehicles into orbit from Earth. IIRC the amount of thrust of the ion engine onboard the Deep Space I mission was something like the force of a A4-sized paper resting on your palm..

    c) Launching things into the Sun costs far more energy than most people assume. It requires quite a booster rocket to decelerate the payload from the orbital speed of the Earth around the Sun to such an extend that the thing will start 'falling towards the Sun'.

    Somewhat far-fetched perhaps but:

    d) Even though a payload would be extremely small compared to the mass of the Sun, would we want to take the risk to dump things into the one thing that gives us warmth, light and thus ultimately life?!? Do we know enough that we can safely start dumping radioactive material into the one central fission reaction that keeps us alive?

  19. Re:When it works, it works :) (and a few tips) on The Digital Bedouins and the Backpack Office · · Score: 1

    There have been a few Ask Slashdots about the most important apps and data to keep on a USB key, which are worth poring through.


    One can (also) find a nice list of portable (usb) software right here at wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_portable_appl ications

  20. Check the SCO website on The Score is IBM - 700,000 / SCO - 326 · · Score: 1

    And go to the menu item called 'successes': http://www.sco.com/successes/

    And what does the page that is returned say?

    "Document Not Found

    To find the document you're looking for, please see our company"

    LOL!

  21. Re:Most geeks will only buy it... on Exec Confirms Google Phone · · Score: 1

    "I Want to Get Lucky".


    This in combination with some 'hip brand name' which is 'aimed at their target audience'.


    Perhaps they should call it the "G-Unit" or something like that then.. xD

  22. Re:Pfft - yeah right. on Stephen Hawking Says Universe Created from Nothing · · Score: 1

    When God said: "Let there be light!"

    Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"

    The quotes of wisdom one can find written on the doors of public toilets (saw this one yesterday) are amazing ;-P

  23. Re:Perhaps on Alternative to Groove? · · Score: 1

    I'd would like a touch of soul please. :)

    Perhaps a bit of 're-branding' might do the trick.. hmm.. MicroSoul Groove? :D

  24. Re:Self awareness? on British Military Deploys Skynet · · Score: 1

    Just imagine Blair pointing at his head during an interview and saying: "This is a T-one-thousand learning processorrr". :D

  25. Re:but does anyone have the hotline number to .... on British Military Deploys Skynet · · Score: 1

    He'll be back!