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Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex

zyl0x writes "The Times has an interesting article online on the discovery of a 100-million-year-old micro-organism which has survived its entire lifespan without sex." From the article "A tiny creature that has not had sex for 100 million years has overturned the theory that animals need to mate to create variety. Analysis of the jaw shapes of bdelloid rotifers, combined with genetic data, revealed that the animals have diversified under pressure of natural selection. Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

343 comments

  1. Nothing to see here... by Veroxii · · Score: 5, Funny

    This happens on Slashdot all the time.

    Move along...

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      I had an organism once.

      99.999 million years to go... tumtetumtetum..

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    2. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn! 99,999,981 years to go.

    3. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100 years without sex looks like a typical life of any common IT support guy.

    4. Re:Nothing to see here... by galaad2 · · Score: 1

      April Fools seems to have come a bit earlier this year...

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    5. Re:Nothing to see here... by nytes · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd like to welcome our sexless over...

      Wait a minute!

      I mean - I'd like to welcome our fellow slashdotters. (Or is it that you're simply married? Wow, I thought 25 years was a long time.)

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    6. Re:Nothing to see here... by dryekindrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder how low this organism's slashdot id is.

    7. Re:Nothing to see here... by saboola · · Score: 1

      My wife is eight months pregnant, so I can relate to this organism.

    8. Re:Nothing to see here... by dosquatch · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife is eight months pregnant, so I can relate to this organism.

      Wait... you've gone a hundred million years without sex, and your wife is preggers?

      I'd stop trusting the UPS guy if I were you.

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    9. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article is Slashdots version of a situational comedy. Seems like an article written just for the jokes it will generate on slashdot.

    10. Re:Nothing to see here... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      The joke setups here are just getting waaaayyyy too easy.

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    11. Re:Nothing to see here... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I wonder how low this organism's slashdot id is.

      It's either -1 or i.

    12. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's a funny thing. When my wife was pregnant with our first kid, there wasn't a lot happening the eighth month. But with the second kid, we had sex every day (when I could keep up, that is). She would have done it twice a day if we could have. Pretty much up to the end. Of course, by the end our positions were somewhat limited.

      Hormones are funny.

    13. Re:Nothing to see here... by EinZweiDrei · · Score: 1

      Sir, you officially win the Slashdot virgin joke contest. Website over. It's been good.

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  2. Welcome to slashdot by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    It should be right at home here.

    1. Re:Welcome to slashdot by heretic108 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Am I the only slashdotter who gets laid on a regular basis? Feels like it sometimes.

      But - 100 million years without sex. That's gotta suck... or NOT!

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    2. Re:Welcome to slashdot by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Wow, 11 comments and only 2 that are making variants of this joke. I am UNIMPRESSED people, get to work!

    3. Re:Welcome to slashdot by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Am I the only slashdotter who gets laid on a regular basis? Feels like it sometimes.

      But - 100 million years without sex. That's gotta suck... or NOT!

      Presumably, it's not your original sense of humor that you rely on in these matters.

    4. Re:Welcome to slashdot by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At this point it's more of an in-joke than an actual lamenting of our lonely state. There's a canonical geek out there we all think of fondly, and perhaps we even were that guy at some point, even if we've grown out of it now. Slashdot is much more diversified than it used to be.

    5. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which moron modded this a troll? It's an attempt at humor. ( Ok, maybe not the most succesful attempt, but we all bomb now and then ) Lighten up guys. Have a splif. Go get laid....ohhh, now I get it, it a troll because you haven't gotten laid in years. Never mind.

    6. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You must be REALLY new here...

    7. Re:Welcome to slashdot by yintercept · · Score: 4, Funny

      "It should be right at home here."
      The article says that all of the bdelloid rotifers are females.

      Your point is refuted.
    8. Re:Welcome to slashdot by iamacat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, shower in prison doesn't count.

    9. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      But you'd have to admit that January 23rd once a decade is pretty darn regular.

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    10. Re:Welcome to slashdot by AbRASiON · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah I used to think how awesome it is to not be one of those lonely slashdot guys who has a redundant penis.

      Then I hit the 3'rd year of being with my girlfriend, anyone want a redundant penis?

    11. Re:Welcome to slashdot by neonmonk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me thinks the person who boasts sexual conquests protesteth too much.

    12. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having a girlfriend and not having sex are completely different things. The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend. After that, it's a matter of what is more important to you -- sex or your sanity? Then you choose accordingly.

    13. Re:Welcome to slashdot by CouteauTM · · Score: 2, Funny

      laid .... off?

    14. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm still a virgin, you insensitive clod!

    15. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Let's face it, most of the people here are shy, nerdy guys who at most are in some girl's inescapable friend zone.

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    16. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Speak for your fucking self.

    17. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fricken inescapable friend zone... been stuck in a few too many... and then there's the painfully awkward reverse situation with the girl that doesn't quite do it for you stuck in yours...

    18. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Am I the only slashdotter who gets laid on a regular basis?
      When we talk about sex, we mean with another person, sparky. Your hand doesn't count.
    19. Re:Welcome to slashdot by UncleTogie · · Score: 5, Funny

      The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend.
      I wouldn't call masturbation optimal...
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    20. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Indeed. The truly skilled do not boast...it's just a normal thing. It's the guy who "gets lucky" once in a while (or not at all) who feels the need to boast about it.

    21. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Then you're doing it wrong.

      (Sorry, can't give any advice, I've probably forgotten how to do it as I've spent the last ~decade living with with a female with a much higher libedo.)

    22. Re:Welcome to slashdot by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend. I wouldn't call masturbation optimal... Well, how about a boyfriend?
    23. Re:Welcome to slashdot by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There's a canonical geek out there we all think of fondly
      Ah...well...thanks...wait! What did you just call me?
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    24. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Well, I've considered that option too. But unfortunately I'm even more picky about who I'd be willing to have as a boyfriend, than a girlfriend.

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    25. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Alioth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sex is like bridge. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    26. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I work in IT. My last date was in December of 2003. It did not go well. That alone makes my time since the year 2000 above average in the "action" department.

      Nope, no stereotypes here.

    27. Re:Welcome to slashdot by asninn · · Score: 1

      I really wish I had mod points to mod you up - it's so nice to FINALLY see someone on Slashdot who does not equate "sexuality" with "heterosexuality".

      - asninn (who's bi)

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    28. Re:Welcome to slashdot by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, how about a boyfriend?
      Either
      a) He's a homosexual, and you're implying that for some reason he just hasn't thought of getting a boyfriend.
      b) He's not, and you're posting because you have to tell everyone that you're gay, because it's so controversial and we're so interested.


      While I'm posting, what is the point in gaybuntu.com ? What do gay people get out of gaybuntu.com that they don't get out of ubuntuforums.org, or FreeNode?
      Are gay people discriminated against in these sites? No. Can people even distinguish between sexualities online (when people aren't broadcasting their sexuality to everyone)? No.

      Taken from Is Gaybuntu really necessary?:

      I also think that it is one of those things were proclaiming your sexuality means confidence, and bravery.
      No, it doesn't. You're not brave, no-one cares, get over it. By building separating people into communities instead of just being who you are in any community, aren't you effectively reversing the work that brave homosexuals did decades ago?
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    29. Re:Welcome to slashdot by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Having a girlfriend and not having sex are completely different things. The optimal situation is to get the sex and not have the girlfriend.
      And it's that sort of attitude, sir, that's going to keep you from ever having a girlfriend. v.v
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    30. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Andrei+D · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of Woody Allen's comment:
      "Don't know masturbation. It's sex with someone you love"

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    31. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lie!

    32. Re:Welcome to slashdot by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      At this point it's more of an in-joke than an actual lamenting of our lonely state. There's a canonical geek out there we all think of fondly, and perhaps we even were that guy at some point, even if we've grown out of it now. Slashdot is much more diversified than it used to be. And the fact that it has become slightly more socially acceptable to be geeky lately.

      But aside from that, I'm sure that a lot of women have fallen for slashdot readers precisely because we do have a few things going for us.

      1.) We don't think we are god's gift to women, or that we would totally rock if we were on MTV'sTheGrind or whatever. Despite the shortcomings this implies, this means that typically the geek will make a better lover than the frat boy, because he's actually looking for the response from his lover. In short, geeks try harder, and frat boys don't think they have to try at all.

      2.) We masturbate. Say what you want, but masturbation is a GOOD THING. The way to become a more effective lover is PRACTICE. And people who masturbate know what gets them off. Just like it's dangerous to assume that being in a relationship with a (member of the preferred sex) will make you a whole person, you shouldn't go into a sexual relationship with the expectations that movies and TV give us. The secret to a good sex life? Non-interdependence.

      Go get 'em, tiger.

      ~Wx
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    33. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Third possiblity: c) he's a she.

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    34. Re:Welcome to slashdot by dfghjk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why does any of this concern you? Why do you feel you're owed an explanation?

      Could it be that an equal opportunity to respond is desired? It was, after all, a reply to someone else who felt the need to express heterosexuality.

      Perhaps it was just intended to amuse.

      "no one" is not hyphenated.

      "By building separating people into communities instead of just being who you are in any community, aren't you effectively reversing the work that brave homosexuals did decades ago?"

      No. Participating in a separate community doesn't mean they won't participate in the greater one. Gays are keenly aware of their position in society. They don't need you to help them understand.

    35. Re:Welcome to slashdot by raddan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Redundant penis? Is that like a penis array? A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises? Wait... that doesn't sound right...

    36. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got two? NO FAIR!

    37. Re:Welcome to slashdot by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

      you shouldn't go into a sexual relationship with the expectations that movies and TV give us

      I'm a porn star, you insensitive clod!

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    38. Re:Welcome to slashdot by wizzahd · · Score: 4, Funny

      A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises
      That's Slashdot for you..
    39. Re:Welcome to slashdot by jorgeleon · · Score: 0

      is it Raid 5? it would be interesting from a STD point of view to see the sick one being rebuild by the other two. And being able to use the other 2 at the same time... and even maybe with the same... ok... looks like I haven't had sex in 100m years.

    40. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      That might even be more rare in slashdot than a gay male. I think :P

    41. Re:Welcome to slashdot by miller701 · · Score: 1

      Redundant penis? Is that like a penis array? A Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises? Wait... that doesn't sound right...



      I saw an anime once that had something like that.

    42. Re:Welcome to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you hear about the guy with five penises?

      His pants fit him like a glove!

    43. Re:Welcome to slashdot by innerweb · · Score: 1

      For many, once married, sexual conquests are either a thing of the past or you are in an open relationship, cheating or swinging. For the vast majority of us ex-jocks (yes jocks can be nerds), we enjoyed those days, and are often left wondering just what we did to ourselves when we said "I do." It is another case of not reading the EULA before installing the package.

      -Innerweb
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    44. Re:Welcome to slashdot by anethema · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You gotta be kidding me! haha

      You think masturbation will make you a better lover you're in for a surprise when you lose your virginity.

      "Listen baby, I may be a virgin but I've been practicing for 15 years on my own! Hey what are you doi-- oh wait dont touchit dont touchit! Ohh..oh....I guess the knowledge of how to get myself off wasnt as important as I'd previously hoped"

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    45. Re:Welcome to slashdot by anethema · · Score: 2, Funny

      Redundant Array of Inexpensive Penises, or RAIP is something often encountered in the prison showers...

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    46. Re:Welcome to slashdot by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "We masturbate. Say what you want, but masturbation is a GOOD THING. The way to become a more effective lover is PRACTICE."

      Indeed.
      Now if I could find a place to mack on disembodied hands, I'd be da Man!

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    47. Re:Welcome to slashdot by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Heh.

      I'm happily married with a 3 year old kid. We lived together for 3 years before we got married. We have a good sex life. It's not porn star but it's fulfilling.

      But, good luck with whatever.

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    48. Re:Welcome to slashdot by anethema · · Score: 1

      That is the best kind, it still doesnt mean masturbation makes you a good lover. Sex with women (who will hopefully teach you) makes you a good lover.

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  3. Slashdotters by metlin · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Now you know how Slashdotters will look after a hundred million years!

    On a serious note, no sex, no evolution -- doesn't look like this organism has changed all that much in hundred million years.

    Support evolution: get laid now!

    1. Re:Slashdotters by niloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

      actually, the main point of the story is that it has changed, has evolved. There is no reason to believe that evolution stops if there is no sex, natural selection is quite happy to use mutation as a tool for evolution, just as it does sex. The difference being that sex tends to speed the process up with different combinations of genes with most offspring.

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    2. Re: Slashdotters by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > actually, the main point of the story is that it has changed, has evolved. There is no reason to believe that evolution stops if there is no sex, natural selection is quite happy to use mutation as a tool for evolution, just as it does sex.

      Which is hardly news, since we've long known that the whole family tree stems from asexual organisms. If they didn't evolve, we wouldn't be here to comment on it.

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    3. Re:Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      On a serious note, no sex, no evolution -- doesn't look like this organism has changed all that much in hundred million years.

      Come on, I know reading the article is too much but you could at least read the summary.

    4. Re:Slashdotters by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, clearly sex isn't the only way to achieve diversification.

      It's just more fun that way.

    5. Re: Slashdotters by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There is a bubble theory of evolution. It works along this same principle, Evolution occurs within species and we didn't branch for the apes rather grew alongside them.

      This finding shows that it is possible to some degree that this could happen. It could explain the missing link in-because there isn't one connecting us to other animals. There is only links connecting us to ourselves throughout different stages of evolution. It could also be why we are discovering new breeds of animals (somewhat incorrectly calling them new species) instead of seeing interspecies evolution between animals.

    6. Re: Slashdotters by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      There is a bubble theory of evolution. It works along this same principle, Evolution occurs within species and we didn't branch for the apes rather grew alongside them.

      And after hundreds of millions of years of separate evolution, our independently mutating genomes ended up being 96% identical.

      I won't even try to put a probability estimate on that.

      Is it really so hard for some people to accept the fact that they had four-legged ancestors?

    7. Re: Slashdotters by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      instead of seeing interspecies evolution between animals.
      Maybe I'm not getting what you mean by "interspecies evolution", but by the very definition of species, two organisms of different species cannot produce fertile offspring, and the ability of two different species to produce even infertile offspring is pretty damned rare.
    8. Re: Slashdotters by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      the ability of two different species to produce even infertile offspring is pretty damned rare
      ...and that's why New Zealand isn't overcrowded.
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    9. Re:Slashdotters by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I understand the point of the story quite well, which is quite different from the title BTYW, but how is this a new discovery? Bacteria have been getting along without sex (mostly, see plasmid transfer for details) for a good 4+ billion years. Is it because this is a multicellular animal? I really don't see what the fuss would be.

    10. Re: Slashdotters by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Thats because the bubble theory states that when conditions were right for life, it creates millions of instances of life. The basic building blocks that make us all up are from the same pool. The differences could be deduced down to the amount of contaminates in the local area of the life ocean.

      saying that we are alike only assures this is possible.

    11. Re: Slashdotters by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Thats exaclty what I'm saying. according to the definition of evolution, it has stopped. but according to the press and some scientist,we found new species of monkeys when, we have found a new type of monkey not a new species.

      Interspecies evolution were the offspring becomes a new species eventually in the same way a common ancestor split into apes while we split into humans have all but stopped. Yet it is commonly referred to as it happened. I believe the only common ancestors are the primordial sludge in the basic building of life. the apes were just closer to our pool then any other animal.

    12. Re:Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so mutation is kinda like masturbation in a darwinian sense?

    13. Re: Slashdotters by maxume · · Score: 1

      Does it hurt?

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    14. Re: Slashdotters by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Does what hurt? getting marked as flamebait for something that is true?

    15. Re: Slashdotters by maxume · · Score: 1

      Thinking.

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  4. Scientific name by sunderland56 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scientists have named this new species Republicanus Typicalus.

    1. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      is it wonderful how conveniently human thinking settles down into two discrete groups like that.

      You can tell everything about what a person believe and thinks simply by asking him who he intends to vote for

    2. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do you even know what murder means?

      How on earth can you kill someone who hasn't even been born yet?
      Next you'll be saying woman who have periods are murderers. ...that's another embryo aborted. In your opinion we are all genocidal maniacs, since we could have all reproduced millions of times but have not (something to do with rape laws) and so millions of embryo's have been effectively aborted via periods which could have otherwise formed children.

    3. Re:Scientific name by x2A · · Score: 1

      haha, well I thought it was funny :-)

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    4. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, the standard right wing Christian viewpoint is extremely concise... for sexually reproducing organisms, life begins at conception, the union of a sperm and egg. That's when GOD puts the soul in there. So a woman's menstrual cycle is not murder, as the egg is not alive at that point. If you are going to take a stand as to when abortion is morally wrong, at the very least that is far more concise and easy to legally prove than "before the second trimester" or whatever.

      Not that I agree that that's the right place where the law should say life begins, but it far more defensible than some arbitrary time such as second trimester.

    5. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an embryo until the oocyte is fertilized by a sperm (usually after sex).

      Once it's fertilized it will start dividing, growing, will implant into the uterus and form a placenta.

      At that point the human embryo can either be aborted (killed) or left alone to be born 9 months later. There may be good reason to destroy this life, but the abortion is usually done because the daddy was too lazy (or dumb or drunk) to put on a condom.

      Objections to abortions have nothing to do with procreation; goodness knows most of you can't afford to support your kids anyways and our taxes go through the roof. So, what most people object to is that instead of using a condom or getting a blowjob, or fucking a guy up the ass... I say, instead of all that, you liberals chose to go all the way, create human life, then kill it.

    6. Re:Scientific name by Brandybuck · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      How on earth can you kill someone who hasn't even been born yet?

      Your question is full of assumptions, not all of which are warranted. An unborn human being is still a human being, still a member of the species homo sapiens. Biologically, they join the human race at conception. Whether or not they are legal "persons" entitled to government protection is a completely separate issue.

      Next you'll be saying woman who have periods are murderers. ...that's another embryo aborted.

      Menstruation does not kill an embryo, which is what you seem to be implying. If you want a better example, may I suggest "miscarriage"? Now to answer your amended question, as why we don't call women who have miscarriages murderers, is because those events are unintented, unwillful and accidental. The technical term for an intended miscarriage is "abortion".

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    7. Re:Scientific name by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Flamebait? This is satire at its greatest.

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    8. Re:Scientific name by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      That would be Respublicanus typicus, or perhaps exemplaris.

    9. Re:Scientific name by toadlife · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The law shouldn't worry about "when life begins". As long as it's inside a woman's body, the woman should be able to do whatever she wants to it.

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    10. Re:Scientific name by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=1802 91

      Primetime Live Poll: More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats

      New 'Primetime Live' Sex Survey Reveals That More Republicans (56 Percent) Are Very Satisfied With Their Sex Lives Than Democrats (47 Percent)

    11. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most married people of both parties are getting no sex at all. Everyone knows that. Your statistic just shows that all those years of Bible-thumping have brainwashed the Republicans into being satisfied with no sex. After all, sex is an abomination!

    12. Re:Scientific name by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can tell everything about what a person believe and thinks simply by asking him who he intends to vote for That is definitely not correct, at least in American politics. You have a set "A" of weighted ideals/views and party "B" has another.
      You do A INTERSECT B for every major party and the biggest resultant set gets your vote. Notice the word "major", because people - smart people - realise that the world is not an ideal enough place to vote for someone who will clearly not win, or to simply not vote at all. You cannot pretend to understand all the people who voted Republican, monsieur I-know-how-your-mind-works AC. [Feels joke coming].

      On the other hand you are partly correct in that the political right-left thingie is rather consistent, globally even. There seems to be a politically evolved benefit to "clumping" ideals/agendas based on certain outlooks.
    13. Re:Scientific name by muridae · · Score: 1
      Menstruation does not kill an embryo, which is what you seem to be implying.

      What about couples who use the rhythm method and have so far avoided having a child? At some point, the egg could be fertilized and be timed just right (or wrong depending on who's view) to avoid implanting and being carried to term.

      Would this theoretical woman be a murderer? Since at this point it would have a soul, and it was both the intended and willful choice of when to have sex that caused the death of what is possibly just 2 cells with a soul. Note that I'm not asking about a couple who just don't know enough about the woman's fertility cycle, since that would not be willful or intended.

      Now, if this woman is not a 'murderer' then what is the real separation between this and an abortion? And for the Catholics reading, why is a condom considered 'worse' then the rhythm method, when in this thought experiment it is possible to see that it could occur where the rhythm method could result in the death of a soul.

    14. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it all wrong. We only murder the babies that test positive for Republicanus Typicalus. You know, the ones with mental deficiencies and learning disorders.

    15. Re:Scientific name by camperdave · · Score: 1

      As long as it's inside a woman's body, the woman should be able to do whatever she wants to it.

      Topologically, the baby is outside of the woman's body.

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    16. Re:Scientific name by name*censored* · · Score: 1

      Not being from America, I'm not entirely sure what all the hubbub is about, but anyways; I don't think anyone (barring a few nutjobs) is advocating using abortion as a contraception, to be taken as lightly as popping down to the grocery store for some condoms. If you're having trouble understanding the concept of "moderation", think of it in terms of guns; there are all kinds of stances on gun control, ranging from American/Canadian/others' quite lax gun control versus Australia/Britain/etc' strict gun control. No-one (with half a brain) is saying "Absolutely no guns whatsoever, including civil and armed forces", and conversely, no-one (sane) is saying "Everyone should be able to buy any calibre gun they wish, from convicted felons to 3 year olds". Don't put words in peoples' ("liberals" - is this a political persuasion, or a pejorative in America?) mouths by saying that just because they support a thing, they must support it in it's fullest realisation without any exceptions.

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    17. Re:Scientific name by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      If you don't understand why preventing conception is not comparable to murder, there is really no hope at all for you.

    18. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will go ahead and take offense to that comment. I am sure you would happily declare me a "Bible-thumper" and in no way shape or form view my sex life as an abomination. Do I believe sex is intended for marriage? Yes. But once you are married, go have fun!

    19. Re:Scientific name by radtea · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you even know what murder means?

      Murder means unlawful killing of a human being.

      Since in many jurisdictions abortion is not unlawful, it cannot be murder there, although the fetus is obviously a human being. Both sides of the abortion debate are playing silly games with language, cowardly retreating behind abstractions that hide the moral realities. The anti-abortion side falsely try to conclude that the simple fact of being human and innocent is sufficient to warrant extreme social sanctions against being killed, which any innocent young man who has ever been drafted will know is a novel and rarely seen idea. In moronic response to this the pro-choice side declare against all evidence that the fetus is not, in fact, a human being, which makes one wonder what kind of a being it is?

      Anyone sane looking at the issue would conclude that: a) a fetus is human and b) killing humans is sometimes justified although always unfortunate and c) in early pregnancy the person who is in the best position to decide if her child would be better off dead is the child's mother. Virtually every human society has practiced some form of infanticide, and infanticide by vacuum suction curatage is a much kinder and more human alternative than anything else that has ever been done.

      If you're looking for a grand principle to justify the killing of unwanted children while still in the womb it is simple: every child should be a wanted child, and it is a far greater crime to bring a child into the world unwanted than it is to kill a child in the early stages of gestation, and it is the child's mother who is both in the best position to judge and the only position to act on such a choice.

      The abortion debate is populated by two kinds of people: those who see boundaries everywhere, and those who see no boundaries whatsoever. On the one hand, there are those who purport to be unable to tell the difference between a week-old fetus and a year-old baby. On the other, there are those who claim that a baby a week before birth is completely unrelated in every respect to a baby a week after birth. Both groups of people are idiots, and I would dearly love to see them apply the same style of logic to every other aspect of their lives, so they could drive their cars off the road (being unable to tell where the edge is because there is no infinitely sharp division) or wake up each morning wondering where they are, because their house has more dust in it than when they went to bed and so must be a completely different place.

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    20. Re:Scientific name by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Slashdot proves otherwise.

    21. Re:Scientific name by kalirion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not that I agree that that's the right place where the law should say life begins, but it far more defensible than some arbitrary time such as second trimester.

      Personally, I think science should determine when the fetus starts to feel (emotion, pain, hunger, anything really), and that should be defined as when human life begins. Until that happens, my opinion is that the first trimester should be used as the line between "no questions asked" and "only if mother's health is in serious danger."

    22. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible Thumpers think that you're going to Hell. Sex for any purpose other than procreation is considered an abomination. That's why they oppose contraception and abortion. You'd be considered a liberal by them.

    23. Re:Scientific name by Guuge · · Score: 1

      In moronic response to this the pro-choice side declare against all evidence that the fetus is not, in fact, a human being, which makes one wonder what kind of a being it is?

      Wrong rebuttal. Now you're forced to admit that sperm and ova are human beings. (What other kind of being would they be?) No one in their right mind would make such an assertion, so you've clearly got it wrong. The simple fact is that birth is a reasonable time to legally recognize humanity. (This is why we have birth certificates and not conception certificates.)

    24. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Republicans aren't having sex then how is the human population being sustained? Surely not by liberals who murder their own unborn.
      If abortion is murder, then what are you doing about it? According to you, there are tens of thousands of murders taking place near you every year, yet you do little to nothing to stop it. You must be some sort of monster. If I believed that innocents were being murdered by the truckload in my community, I would spend all my free money and all my free time fighting it. But you aren't. So, you are either a horrible human being or you don't really believe that abortion is murder. Take your pick, asshole.
    25. Re:Scientific name by Guuge · · Score: 1

      Biologically, they join the human race at conception.

      What species were they before conception? Some kind of ape? I'm interested in knowing what species gametes are before they merge.

    26. Re:Scientific name by harry666t · · Score: 1

      The life never begins. Well, it began a long time ago and it still lasts. There is mother's egg and father's sperm, and mother's egg never stops being mother's egg and father's sperm never stops being father's sperm. When they unite, there is no "new life", it's just a continuation of the egg and the sperm. All living organisms are one. That cat is my cousin, and these little worms are my uncles and aunties.

      As long as the most miserable bacteria is still living somewhere, the whole life - you, me, all people, all animals, trees, plants, all living beings - are still alive. Because although we may never see each other, we are always one.

      I really believe this, you can call me stupid but that's the only way of seeing such things that makes any sense to me.

    27. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And women aren't nearly as bad as men! Remember that...

      Every sperm is sacred,
      Every sperm is great.
      If a sperm is wasted,
      God gets quite irate.
    28. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh my. There I go rising to the bait.

      As long as it's inside a woman's body, the woman should be able to do whatever she wants to it.


      This is as ignorant an argument as I ever saw. Lets see:

      1) If what you say is true, and it is up ONLY to the woman, then why do fathers have to pay pension for the the kid ? After all, it was inside the woman's body. She is the one that should do something about it.

      2) I don't know how things are in the USA, but we get that same kind of shit around here. Woman keep complaining about equal rights, but don't want to talk about equal responsibilities (ex: Mandatory military services are only mandatory for males here, maternity leave is much longer than paternity leave etc). Equal is equal, and goes both ways.

      3) When an old girlfriend of mine got pregnant, I decided to support her decision to have the child. My option, at the time, would be abortion. Today, I can't think of my life without my daughter. She is the light of my life, and I would rather die than have something bad happen to her. I'm SO VERY MUCH happy abortion is mostly illegal here.
    29. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Primetime Live Poll: More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats

      Because they think sex is evil so a lack of it is considered good. They'd rather play golf anyway.

    30. Re:Scientific name by morcego · · Score: 1

      This is a very interesting point. Lemme propose another one.
      Is birth really the point where recognizable humanity starts ? One of the definitions of humanity is selfawareness. Is a 2 days old baby really selfaware ? Does it even have emotions, or what we see are only mechanical and biological reflexes ?

      Maybe we've got it all wrong, and "recognizable humanity" only starts some days (months ?) after birth.

      Then again, since we live in "a society of laws, not men", we do have to draw an specific line somewhere, and time of birth is as good as any, and better than most, even if somewhat arbitrary.

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    31. Re:Scientific name by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Scientists have named this new species Republicanus Typicalus. So you are implying that Republican politicians aren't typical Republicans?
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    32. Re:Scientific name by psylew · · Score: 1

      Actually, the standard right wing Christian viewpoint is extremely concise... for sexually reproducing organisms, life begins at conception, the union of a sperm and egg. That's when GOD puts the soul in there. So a woman's menstrual cycle is not murder, as the egg is not alive at that point.

      The conjoined egg and sperm don't always find a spot to attach to the uterus. If they haven't done so by the time menstruation begins guess what... they pass right on out. So if there was a life beginning, and the hardcore "life starts at conception" people have their way, women can be considered murderers simply for bleeding healthy blood. That's f'd up, yo.

    33. Re:Scientific name by muridae · · Score: 1
      That was not my point. My point was that the anti-abortion argument of 'life begins at conception' should be extended to contraception by the rhythm method as well, since it would be possible to kill one of these 2-cell souls that are apparently so in need of protection.

      If you are going to argue against abortion, then a better argument is needed. If you don't have one, there is really no hope for that argument other then ad hominem attacks.

    34. Re:Scientific name by toadlife · · Score: 1

      1) Because our society has decided that the father bears part of the responsibility for raising a child.

      2) I brought the point of women wanting double standards to my wife once. I wont do that again.

      3) That's fantastic that she chose to not abort the baby. I am the result of a woman choosing not to have an abortion despite people around her suggesting she get one. I personally would *never* advocate *anyone* getting a abortion, but I'm not the one who has to endure what is in essence, an enormous parasite sucking the life out of me for ten months. I have two (planned) children, so I've witnessed, second hand, the enormous psychological and physical drain that pregnancy causes on a person. Instead of trying to decide on totally subjective matters like "when life starts", our efforts would be best spent giving more support to women who have unwanted pregnancies.

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    35. Re:Scientific name by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Wow! They've discovered the species responsible for editing Conservapedia!

    36. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pro-choice, but I'm not following your argument w/ the rhythm method. Using the rhythm method (where a couple doesn't have sex during the time of the month in which the woman can get pregnant) there is no conception, and therefore no life. There is no "2 cell" soul to kill.

      Posting anonymously because I'm very afraid of religious persons.

    37. Re:Scientific name by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Touche, my anonymous friend.

    38. Re:Scientific name by camperdave · · Score: 1

      No, that's not murder, that's accidental death. Murder requires a conscious decision to end the life. If the fertilized egg didn't implant, it's just tough luck, not murder.

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    39. Re:Scientific name by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      There was no human being before conception, only a sperm and an egg, neither of which qualify as being members of homo sapiens. Duh.

      But let me turn the tables around, since you seem to love such pointless word games: what species was the fetus the day before it was born? I am interested in knowing what species fetuses are before they emerge from the womb.

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    40. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anonymously because I'm very afraid of religious persons.

      How sad for you. Do you realize that there are religious persons who are pro-choice? And atheists and agnostics, and other non-religious persons who are pro-life?

    41. Re:Scientific name by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      What you are doing is taking things to an absurd extreme. But ANYTHING can be taken to an absurd extreme. Do you want to take pro-choice arguments to an extreme? If the government cannot say anything at all about what a person can or cannot do with their body, then you are arguing for outright anarchy. For example. rape is caused by a man's body, so you must be arguing in favor of rape.

      Of course my argument is absurd. But so is yours! One must stay away from the extremes and within the realm of rationality. There are several logical starting points for personhood. One is the act of birth. Another is the act of conception. Both are valid events to consider. The vast majority of people agree that these are the boundaries, because you will find extremely few who will argue that life begins at pre-conception meiosis, and extremely few on the other side who argue that it's okay to abort post-birth infants and toddlers.

      If you want any hope at all of convincing someone to your side, then stay away from the absurd extremes. Unless, of course, you're just a pepperpot hoping to score Slashdot argument points.

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    42. Re:Scientific name by anethema · · Score: 1

      I could care less about the abortion issue (guess that makes me pro choice) but the self awareness is basically what I've considered 'human'

      So make it when you get some pretty recognizable brain waves.

      I believe this to be 40-60 days after conception.

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    43. Re:Scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice straw man there at the end. I don't think I've ever seen anyone advocate allowing an abortion during the final phases of pregnancy (except those people who would also accept it after birth, but that kind of position is extremely rare - see Peter Singer); you do realize that the pro-choice people just want to stop the anti-abortion crowd from changing the laws to prohibit abortion, not to change them to allow for extremely late-term abortions?

      Note that the reason pro-choice people usually avoid calling a fetus a human being is to avoid implications that it's somehow functionally equivalent to a fully developed human being. Near birth, this is obviously true, but calling it a "human being" in early stages of development requires some qualifications (e.g. "developing human being") to be anything except intentional obfuscation, since it isn't even recognizable as human without examining its DNA. Would you call a zygote a human being? How about a blastocyst? Any embryo? Or just a fetus?

    44. Re:Scientific name by morcego · · Score: 1

      Instead of trying to decide on totally subjective matters like "when life starts", our efforts would be best spent giving more support to women who have unwanted pregnancies.


      I wish I had mod points. +100 insightful.
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    45. Re:Scientific name by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      The fact the GP post is utter crap, not worth any reply, exceptbeing moderated down, does not preclude from saying that the parent post is not the exemplary one either. The analogies made by parent are utterly ridiculous. Since when "involuntary manslaughter" is equalled to "murder"? Way to stretch the analogy, sir!

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    46. Re:Scientific name by Comrade+Kat · · Score: 1

      "On the one hand, there are those who purport to be unable to tell the difference between a week-old fetus and a year-old baby. On the other, there are those who claim that a baby a week before birth is completely unrelated in every respect to a baby a week after birth."

      Agreed that both of these arguments are out of the realm of rational, but there is some point before which the fetus cannot survive out of the womb. Why can a woman decide not to let a fertilized egg implant in her womb, but not when to kick one out?

  5. Huh? by CPNABEND · · Score: 1

    *cough* BULLSHIT! *cough*

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  6. Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it's married.

    1. Re:Let me guess... by The+Asmodeus · · Score: 1

      I at first read it at Orgasm... Which is I imagine was the intent of the headline writer.

      Then realized it said organism and thought for a second that my wife had finally made it into a story on Slashdot..

  7. Finally, my 15 minutes of fame by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is gratifying to see an article about me, but why did they add in the irrelevant stuff about bdelloid rotifers?

  8. So...uh... by mushadv · · Score: 1

    ...y'know...uh...does it like...touch itself? You know like, down there?

    1. Re:So...uh... by laejoh · · Score: 0

      You funny puritans, going to Australia to masturbate!



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  9. Blue Balliticus by madhatter256 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that what you would name this micro-organism?

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    1. Re:Blue Balliticus by Polly_Morf · · Score: 0

      Let me guess. You didn't RTFA. They're all female...

  10. Perhaps It Is Married - Would Explain Everything by littlewink · · Score: 3, Funny

    While 100 million years seems like a long time, perhaps it is married and has a wife. That would explain everything.

  11. About time they got around to this study! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see they finally studied the mating habits of the married American male...

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    1. Re:About time they got around to this study! by mollog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it only seems like 100 million years. Either way, I can sympathize. I, too, tell myself that I have evolved.

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  12. A New Hope..... by LoneGNUman · · Score: 0

    There is hope for all you geeks!!!

  13. Is it only me... by bky1701 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...who read this as a single organism living for 100 million years without having sex? First part said "wow", second part made me feel like I had been out-geeked...

    1. Re:Is it only me... by ari+wins · · Score: 1

      No, but I read it as a single orgasm that lasted for 100 million years without sex. Can I burn some karma and come back as one of those?

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  14. Obligatory Joke by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the look of those mandibles, it's the foreplay that kills 'em.

  15. ...Huh? by Razzendacuben · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who ever said sex was necessary for diversity? It just speeds it up - what's the big deal about this discovery? There are a crazy number of organisms that don't have sex and have changed a hell of a lot over time.

    1. Re:...Huh? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Yeah. like the first ones that evolved the process of sexual reproduction - their offspring are wildly different from that of their siblings.

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    2. Re:...Huh? by Angostura · · Score: 2, Informative

      Precisely. Any asexual reproductive process, coupled with random mutation and selection will lead to genetic diversity in a population. It just means that the rate of change is dependent on random mutation alone, rather than having the added boost of sexual mixing. Not a non-story, but not an earth-shattering one.

    3. Re:...Huh? by lambini · · Score: 1

      Yeah, once married, you evolve from something elegant like a dolphin into something like a whale.

    4. Re:...Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's right. It speeds it up. However, that is neither the only nor the most important benefit (besides, the said speed is only a consequence of major points of sex). The key is in flexibility, sharing (you may say "learning") and control. From time to time, especially when there is a sudden change in environment, a specie needs to "steer in acute angle". Sex is a means of putting individual creatures in (a bit of) command of evolutive direction. Without sex, you either are blessed with the needed mutation or you are extinct and those who have it spread into your emptied life space. With sex, you can "acquire" desirable feature(s) for your offsprings by selecting appropriate "feature carrier" for a sexual (parenting) partner. Ergo, sex speeds up evolution when speedup is needed. Or, from different aspect, sex makes number of offspring and multiplication speed needed for prolonged survival lower. Both requirements may be prohibitive for large multicellular organisms.

      Having no insight in genome map and controlled DNA recombination, that "shotgun" approach is the next best thing for living organisms. Each generation "votes" what they want for the future, at least once in a lifetime (if once, we are probably talking about short-lived organisms which spend most of their lives in larva stage).

      Therefore "sexless" species are lucky exceptions, not the norm.

      On a side note: IMHO the role of sex in evolution is what invalidates creationists' (im-)probability calculations arguments. Considering where they are coming from (in mind space), it is not a surprise that they didn't recognize sex as THE elusive intelligent designer (not big 'G', but big 'S') :p . Or perhaps they are counting on PhD's from evolutionist camp to be unable to stop giggling and keep the straight face when countering them. Who knows, the whole movement may be just aiming to have a lot of fun and laugh with their colleagues doing "serious" science work.

      Remember, only YOU can intelligently design future humans!

    5. Re:...Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple. Journalists are simply unable to write about scientific discoveries being incremental improvments in knowledge. They have to write everything up as DRAMATIC NEW REVOLUTION COMPLETELY CHANGES OUR NEW KNOWLEDGE WITH AMAZING NEW DISCOVERY. NEW.

      The general process goes something like this:

      1) Find out what the discovery showed (e.g. more information about process X)
      2) Claim that process X was unknown before, is an amazing discovery, and the field X is in has been overturned.

    6. Re:...Huh? by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Finally, a post that isn't "100 million years? Sounds like a /. geek"

      One other thing that makes this news story a little strange is 'Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".'. It seems like a strange thing to say, since the definition of a species is a group of animals that interbreed and have fertile offspring in the wild.

      How do you even clearly define a species if it doesn't have sex?

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    7. Re:...Huh? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      ... what's the big deal about this discovery? ...

      RTFA. The news is that when asexual organisms normally diversify, it is at the expense of organisms with the original genetic configuration. When this organism diversifies, organisms with the original genetic configuration still exist.

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    8. Re:...Huh? by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you even clearly define a species if it doesn't have sex?

      This is an excellent question, and strongly suggests that if we view evolution from a mathematical perspective that there are strong attractors in the environment that maintain species boundaries. Otherwise, we would expect a lot more diversity amongst asexual species, as every individual would spawn a whole bunch of imperfect copies that would all do about equally well.

      It may be that ecological competition is the key to maintaining the morphological integrity of asexual species. That is, rather than competing for mates, each member of an asexual species is competing with all other organisms in their environment for ecological resources--fundamentally, food. If this competition is strong, each generation will be culled of all but the best competitors. This is quite different from sexual species, where competition for mates tends to dominate the selection process, although that is obviously not independent of the ability to find food, shelter, etc. But individuals of all other species in the environment will be direct competitors for individuals of an asexual species, which is much less the case for sexual species, who are primarily competing with other members of their own kind for mates.

      There are people who challenge the general validity of the "biological species concept", pointing out that in plants, for example, hybrids are extremely common, making species-classification very difficult. But the fact that we can readily talk about asexual species suggests that the evolutionary landscape has some rather deep, narrow minima where individuals thrive, surrounded by high rocky plateaus that are practically inaccessible.

      As to the original poster's question: science journalists are trained in journalism school to lie and make stuff up. No science journalist is allowed to publish without first swearing a solemn oath to never tell the truth about any discovery. Science journalists all hate science. They understand neither the content of any field nor any aspect of the scientific process, and don't think anyone else should either.

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  16. Gene Transfer? by logicnazi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was discovered wearing a ratty linux t-shirt.

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. Seriously however the article was very unclear. What is it that asexual organisms aren't able to do? Surely it isn't that they can't diversify into different species. After all every organism on earth is descended from the same intial life form and some organisms are still asexual hence establishing that the initial lifeform diversified into some progenitor sexual organism as well as branches that remained asexual.

    My best guess as to the claim made in the article is that multi-celluar organisms require sexual reproduction to select for organism wide traits. Not sure why it would be true (maybe different cells don't have enough incentive to look out for the whole organism) but that's my best guess.

    Anyway saying that the organism doesn't have sex isn't very clear. Many bacteria exchange genetic material without having sex. Such a system might let this creature gain some of the benefits of sexual selection.

    Does anyone understand what this article is actually trying to say? I know it's a funny title but some info would be nice too.

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    1. Re:Gene Transfer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article basically says the original species has split into species that are better adapted to their particular conditions. This usually only happens with sexual creatures because the "survival of the fittest" is done by passing the genes (and memes) through generations.

    2. Re:Gene Transfer? by JohnsonJohnson · · Score: 1

      Asexual species are generally thought to be maladaptive from an evolutionary standpoint because once a species changes all members of that species make the same change since they're all clones. So anything that kills the clones easily stands a good chance of wiping out the entire population. Sexual species get around this problem by having so much genetic differentiation among the population that at least some members of the population are able to survive whatever catastrophe wiped out the others. Bacteria get around this problem by exchanging genetic material without reproducing, but rotifers are multicell organisms and cannot do this.

      The idea propounded by this paper is that asexual species can adapt to their local environment through mutation, which affects all the clones, such that two populations in different environments will undergo speciation even though they were originally clones of each other. This is not exactly surprising, but apparently it's the first time it's been observed in a multicellular asexual creature so that's interesting.

    3. Re:Gene Transfer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it that asexual organisms aren't able to do?

      Say that you have a large population of organisms. From one generation to the next, there are a bunch of mutations. Say that a dozen or so of them are advantageous, spread between the same number of individuals.

      In an asexual species, those mutated strains will compete against one another, until only the most advantageous is left. In a sexual species, however, each generation will shuffle the genes around, so that you can end up with a strain that has *all* of the advantageous mutations (and will, naturally, outcompete its competitors).

      Obviously, this is an oversimplification. There's more mutation going on with each generation, even as the genes get mixed up through sexual reproduction. But, at its core, it's a terrific advantage - it means that an individual has far more ancestors (O(2^n) rather than O(n), where n is the number of generations), and has the chance of inheriting beneficial mutations from all of them. (It has the chance of inheriting disadvantageous traits, too, but as long as there are a couple of individuals that got a better-than-average bundle of traits, they'll outcompete the rest.)

  17. Nerd trifecta by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Front page stories

    * Dungeons & Dragons and IT
    * Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex
    * Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting

    Did anyone see suck's parody of slashdot?

    http://www.suck.com/daily/99/12/13/daily.html

    Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?

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    1. Re:Nerd trifecta by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      YOU'RE WRONG!!

      If anything, this makes it even funnier :)

    2. Re:Nerd trifecta by Deathbane27 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not a very good parody of Slashdot. There's no dupe on the front page!

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    3. Re:Nerd trifecta by aquabat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the yggdrasil link is broken too!

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  18. Those organisms must be nerds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While all the other organisms are having sex everyday.

  19. Blisters by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, it had one hellashish case of masterbation blisters....

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    1. Re:Blisters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're getting blisters, you're doing it wrong.

    2. Re:Blisters by edwardpickman · · Score: 1
      Of course, it had one hellashish case of masterbation blisters....

      So they were blind as well?

  20. Orgasm vs. Organism by Fastball · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone else read that headline as "Orgasm Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex?" That'd be a pretty impressive feat!

  21. Not even by onpermvaca · · Score: 1

    oral?

  22. Impressive, except that..... by Livius · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...scientists *don't* say "that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

    Sex *does* lead to diversity *within* a species, which can be good for keeping ahead of parasites and diseases, and all the genetic duplication can help accelerate diversification. But sexual reproduction, in the absence of other sources of genetic variation, does not lead to speciation.

    1. Re:Impressive, except that..... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Except that the mechanism by which we pass genes onto our offspring leads to mutation (crossovers can happen in the middle of genes). Even if we only had crossovers that didn't alter genes it is still possible to have speciation as genes don't function alone but in groups.

      Now without crossovers at all (or other mutations), where you literally get a single chromosome from each parent you'd likely get less diversity with time. Sooner or later a small group of chromosomes will come out ahead and all the previous alleles on other chromosomes will be gone.

  23. Yeah... by FigTree · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but they're all female.

    1. Re:Yeah... by Meph_the_Balrog · · Score: 1

      so there really might be millions of micro-orgasms in the water hereabouts? :P

    2. Re:Yeah... by Menelkir · · Score: 1

      Thanks god I'm not a micro-organism.

    3. Re:Yeah... by rhyder128k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Females that haven't had sex in millions of years. I moving there. I could get laid.

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    4. Re:Yeah... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not what your girlfriend says. :-D

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    5. Re:Yeah... by CptPicard · · Score: 1

      Too late. It just means they're already married, and couldn't care less.

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    6. Re:Yeah... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Funny

      No sex for a long time? This organism is also known by the Latin name scientists gave it, Alidium Bundyus.

    7. Re:Yeah... by rhyder128k · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're MILF organisms too? Stoppit, you're killing me. Sounds like I've got some sex lined up involving a petri dish. And not for the first time. Damn FBI sex crimes division! But that's story for another time...

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    8. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Females that haven't had sex in millions of years. I moving there. I could get laid."

      Obviously you've never been married. Most women are to sex what camels are to water.

    9. Re:Yeah... by Stele · · Score: 2, Funny

      It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

    10. Re:Yeah... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now you have to work 'hump' into this.

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    11. Re:Yeah... by McFugs · · Score: 1

      How do you know they're all female? Did they go around and uh...lift up all their skirts?

    12. Re:Yeah... by Menelkir · · Score: 1

      Oh.. my girlfriend call you a micro-organism too? lol

    13. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In serious need of those online pharmaceuticals.
      And stop playing with those inflatable dolls.

    14. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could get laid.

      No, no you won't.

  24. so what? by eobanb · · Score: 3, Informative

    I actually don't see what the big f**king deal is. If you understand evolution, you probably know that natural selection does not depend on sexual reproduction. It just depends on reproduction, period. It's not as if this single, individual organism has lived 100 million years; its asexual offspring have lived that long, and any time in asexual reproduction, mutations can also occur. I repeat, IT IS NOT SPECIFIC TO SEXUAL REPRODUCTION.

    I would fathom that mutation might happen more often with sexual reproduction, and thus asexual reproduction could slow the pace of evolution, but again, that's not to say it doesn't happen. Because it very surely does, as we know from the mutation of all those single-celled asexual organisms we know about. Like every disease out there. It is absolutely nonsense to claim otherwise. Bacteria multiply asexually. Protists do too. This is why diseases resist new drugs. Countless species of plants reproduce asexually. Myriad species of all these kingdoms have survived for 100 million years.

    The headline might as well be, 'there has been life on Earth a long time.'

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    1. Re:so what? by tijnbraun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well... some biologist do have a problem with the Bdelloid rotifers.
      John Maynard Smith, not a small thinker among biologist, called these creatures "An Evolutionary Scandal".
      It is true that bacteria produce asexuall, but they still exchange genetic material using conjugation.

    2. Re:so what? by suv4x4 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I would fathom that mutation might happen more often with sexual reproduction, and thus asexual reproduction could slow the pace of evolution, but again, that's not to say it doesn't happen. Because it very surely does, as we know from the mutation of all those single-celled asexual organisms we know about. Like every disease out there. It is absolutely nonsense to claim otherwise. Bacteria multiply asexually. Protists do too. This is why diseases resist new drugs. Countless species of plants reproduce asexually. Myriad species of all these kingdoms have survived for 100 million years.
      The headline might as well be, 'there has been life on Earth a long time.'


      It's Slashdot, you know? I don't understand why is this news. I mean we learned about asexual reproduction in school, for christ's sake.

      That said sexual reproduction (means: not male/female necessarily but combining genes from two or more specimens) allows for "good" mutations to combine in a single organism (if that organism is lucky enough to get the right combo).

      This makes sexual reproduction a lot more powerful. With simple assexual reproduction everyone is on its own, so to speak. Works for simple organisms, but complex are no go.

    3. Re:so what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      hat said sexual reproduction (means: not male/female necessarily but combining genes from two or more specimens) allows for "good" mutations to combine in a single organism (if that organism is lucky enough to get the right combo).
      Actually, this would only be good in controlled populations. The dominant genes causing the mutation would need to be present in both partners or it could be suppressed easier. But along the lines of change, Most mutation crates a difference in appearance and we tend to shy away form mating with them. So in the real world, there might be a tendency to overlook the freak in the back of the room and he could possibly go without reproducing if he isn't killed by the pack.

      In an asexual organism, the mutations have a higher chance of sticking past first conception. You eliminate the need for having a compatible partner.
    4. Re:so what? by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      The dominant genes causing the mutation would need to be present in both partners or it could be suppressed easier.

      If it can be suppressed easier, means the recessive gene has useful utility, if it doesn't.. then who cares that it surfaced... The specimen won't mate/survive.

      Plus not all of the genetic information is paired into dominant/recessive alleles.

    5. Re:So what? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, since a virus reproduces by inserting its genetic material into a cell, one could say a virus reproduces through sex with a different species.

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    6. Re:so what? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

      I actually don't see what the big f**king deal is.


      Actually, you've about nailed it. No fucking is apparently a big deal.
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    7. Re:so what? by denebian+devil · · Score: 1

      I would actually bet that more mutation occurs with the bdelloids than with most sexually reproducing species (at least those that are more complex) since the more complex organisms are likely to have better checks against mutation (correction of mistakes). I would also bet that bdelloids reproduce like bunnies. High rate of mutation + lots of offspring = lots of possible chances for a beneficial mutation. Even if 90% of the offspring die out due to failing to develop a mutation that helps in the current environment, or from mutating in an unfavorable manner, if you have lots of offspring, 10% may still be enough to allow the species to flourish.

    8. Re:so what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      if it doesn't.. then who cares that it surfaced... The specimen won't mate/survive.
      Thats my point. In asexual reproduction only one entity will need to developer the gene to pass it along. While seeing greater changes/mutation in sexual couples, the lasting changes will be in the asexual couples because they don't rely on the mate to survive.
  25. Silly reporter, sex is not required by CCW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This discovery doesn't refute anything. Sex has never been a requirement for diversification. That's just silly. Single celled organisms reproduce clonally, and there are millions of species. (they do utilize gene transfer, but that isn't the same as sexual reproduction)

    Inheritable differences and selection are sufficient. Mutation is a fine source of inheritable differences. Sex allows greater rates of diversity and retention in the population of undesirable traits that are not dominant for longer, allowing them time to mutate into something useful or show up when environmental factors make them useful. Sexual reproduction is far and away the most common mode in multicellular organisms, probably because it helps the species be resilient to environmental changes. But it isn't required.

    1. Re:Silly reporter, sex is not required by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Informative

      The parent poster id mostly correct. However, not all single celled organism reproduce "clonally" or, asexually. Some do, some don't, some do both. It's true that more genetic diversity comes by combining the genetic material of two different haploid cells (sperm and ovum), but some diversity as the parent poster pointed out, mutations are a source of diversity. Most mutations are harmful, but when you have a population of, hell, I don't even know what the numbers are for and individual species of rotifers, but it's subtantially higher than the human population by anywhere from a factor of tens of thousands to billions or more, but the point is, their numbers are so extremely high, that you're bound to have a large number of beneficial mutations and these are enough to provide the necessary diversity and change.

      Just to give you an idea of how many rotifers there are, go pick up some dried lawn clippings from your back yard, throw them in a glass of water (let it sit over night before adding the grass so the chlorine can evaporate). Then a couple days later, take a look in a microscope. You'll probably find thousands of rotifers in your glass of water. Of course, this assumes that, like me, you're a biology geek and you have a microscope.

      Personally, I think rotifers are amazingly cool to watch. I've spent many an hour watching them feed and, being completely transparent, digest, and then excrete material. Because some remain relatively stationary, they're much easier to view than say a paramecium which zips around (though you can get viscous additives to slow them down).

    2. Re:Silly reporter, sex is not required by maxume · · Score: 1

      Most mutations are benign. Some are extraordinarily harmful, some are beneficial.

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  26. Trust me by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    it just seemed like a 100 million years.

  27. Sex not necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It might not be necessary, but it's certainly fun.

  28. Always heard... by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had always read that sex wasn't nessaccary for diversity but it excellerates the process. It would be more of a story if the microorganism had mirrored the diversity of sex based organisms without the benefit of sex. The mutation rate is higher with sex providing for a more varied gene pool and it allows for those genes to be randomly exchanged.

  29. De-evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you know whether that organism was originally not a super-intelligent being like a human that down-evolved to its current form as a result of abstaining from sex?

    Beware of what awaits you! It's time to get laid!

  30. About the title... by oOo+Shiva+oOo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would have found "Organism Survives Without Orgasm" at least a hundred times more entertaining :)

    1. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well now wait a minute. I didn't read the article or anything (you know) but, wouldn't that also imply that the little bugger hasn't "made itself happy" for 100 million years either?

      I mean, I haven't ever had sex, but since age 14 I'm sure I've had THOUSANDS of orgasms. (Okay you didn't need to know that - would it help if I mentioned that I'm a girl?)

    2. Re:About the title... by Fordiman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny, I initially read it as 'Orgasm Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex'.

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    3. Re:About the title... by bytesex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dunno.. maybe it helped if you were a little bit more specific ?

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    4. Re:About the title... by pipatron · · Score: 5, Funny

      would it help if I mentioned that I'm a girl?

      Well, then we would at least know for sure you're lying.

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    5. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I mean, I haven't ever had sex, but since age 14 I'm sure I've had THOUSANDS of orgasms Like most of us at /. This is what the Internet P0rn was invented for.
    6. Re:About the title... by ckaminski · · Score: 3, Funny

      because the female orgasm is a myth...

    7. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because the female slashdotter is.

    8. Re:About the title... by lordmetroid · · Score: 1

      Not at all... One of the rules of the internet is that there are no women on the internet, hence proof by conduction says that you are a hermaphrodite or a male decieving us.

    9. Re:About the title... by anethema · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure there are many hideous female trolls who frequent slashdot, but the attractive female slashdotter may well be a myth! Then again, I've seen some of the uggos that I see many comments on here 'shes hot!' just because shes a ugly chick programmer or scientist.

      Personality matters guys but remember you have to have sex with this girl, and most people cant fantasize about her using beakers and pipettes to get off!

      Burn on, karma...

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    10. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If a bear shits in the woods, and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound ?
      A deaf bear, you mean?
    11. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o.O *giggles* am i the only russian girl who only joint this to impress her bf who is a total g33k? I hope he doesn't read this >_>

      I joint this before him so I pwn. But hey maybe I'm just a myth like you say? It's my 1st post here, I've been here for long enought though...I think I'm geting offtopic lol I'll stop my ranting now.

      It's not as impossible for a "female" to be on slashdot, and no I'm not a scientist or some programmer *shudders* But you can keep fantasizing.

      ciao

    12. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you meet that guy who becomes ``the one'' who ``deflowers'' you, don't be surprised when he doesn't make you come.

      Just warning you is all.

    13. Re:About the title... by Comrade+Kat · · Score: 1

      Two comments: First, I'm a girl too--we do exist, deal with it (and, if possible, learn to like it). Thank you. Second, you haven't ever had sex?!? How old are you? I'm now guessing really young and that my shock has revealed my erroneous assumption that everyone online is grown up.

  31. Re:Organism Survives 100 Million Years Without Sex by ekmo · · Score: 1

    Seems more like a punishment than an accomplishment.

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  32. No sex? by FAQdaWorld · · Score: 1

    But where's the fun in that?

  33. Size does matter by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

    The microscopic animals, less than four times the length of a human sperm

    At first, I thought if I was that small I'd have a hard time finding a mate too. Then it struck me. Who the hell compares the size of anything to sperm. Couldn't they say it was less than 1/10 the width of human hair?
  34. Yah... by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

    you call that living?

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  35. Horribly misreported by warm+sushi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species".

    I have never even heard the idea (during a degree in genetics) that sex is necessary for diversification into species. Bacteria do not have sex (although they can share DNA through other means, such as plasmids) and yet that are incrediably diverse and continue to evolve rapidly (e.g. antibiotic resistance). Therefore, if sex were necessary for speciation we would only have one species of bacteria.

    The term "evolutionary species" is also strange. All "species" are by definition "evolutionary", since that is the process by which individual species arise.

    1. Re:Horribly misreported by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The term "evolutionary species" is also strange. All "species" are by definition "evolutionary", since that is the process by which individual species arise.

      This is actually very common, especially when people want to try to sound smarter than they really are. They add extra words here and there, which end up making the terms strange, or more specifically, redundant. There are countless terms like this, "complete stop", "personal belongings", "final destination"...

    2. Re:Horribly misreported by Panseh · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's difficult to fully understand a study from a press release. I'd much rather have links to actual studies than summaries, but this is all we have to work with so...

      FTFA:

      Asexual animals and plants usually die out quickly in evolutionary terms but the ability of bdelloid rotifers to diversify may explain why they have survived so long.

      A specimen trapped in amber has shown that the animals were living at least 40 million years ago and DNA studies have suggested they have been around for 100 million years. Modern Man has notched up about 160,000 years.

      It had previously been recognised that asexual animals and plants can evolve through mutations into another species, but only into one species and at the cost of its original form. Bdelloid rotifers have displayed the ability to evolve into many different forms. The article claims that these animals vastly outlived any other asexual organism, attributing its longevity to its ability to diversify while maintaining its form.
    3. Re:Horribly misreported by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I guess they may be having trouble with the word 'species' in this context - since one (rough, disclaimers apply) marker of a species is a group which can interbreed to create viable, fertile offspring)

    4. Re:Horribly misreported by AtomicJake · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. And that's why I have voted it down in the Firehose. Apparently enough others found the article good enough. *Sight*.

    5. Re:Horribly misreported by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      It has "sex" in the headline.

      What exactly did you expect?

    6. Re:Horribly misreported by AJZ · · Score: 1

      You're right that we would have just one species of bacteria. We ought to convince ourselves that we do have more than one species, though, and the authors of the article are hard to convince. They use the idea that the incredible diversity and rapid evolution that you mention aren't enough. This indeed relates to the term "evolutionary species."

      The authors define "evolutionary species" as a population that evolves independently from others, meaning that genotypes can't cross the line between two evolutionary species. In the term "evolutionary species," I'd put the emphasis on the word species. Yes, all species are evolutionary, but not all evolutionary entities are species.

      Why would anyone doubt that asexual organisms can split into evolutionary species? The article says that sexually reproducing organisms can diversify but also experience cohesion within groups, and "asexuals might not diversify into distinct species, because there is no interbreeding to maintain cohesive units above the level of the individual." Distinct is the key word in that sentence. Now, if asexuals have no source of cohesion (including homologous recombination), then they don't have a good way to form truly independent subpopulations, and they can diversify to the extreme, but yes, a group of (true) asexuals would remain always just one big evolutionary species. These authors and others point out that bacteria do form distinct populations (across which genotypes presumably can't cross), but those results are less convincing because the bacteria in question can all undergo recombination, if not sex proper, and that could induce cohesion. The problem of "one big species" still exists for totally asexual organisms like the rotifers in this study.

      Figure 2 in the article http://dx.doi.org/10.1371/journal.pbio.0050087 shows all of these ideas about cohesion, species, populations, and so forth relatively elegantly.

      In the end, this study shows that the characteristics of some truly asexual critters fit the model of cohesive, independent clusters better than not, and they also fit a model of selection based on more than just geographic isolation, for example. How do they cohere? Probably by ending up in niches, the authors say. It has always made sense that true asexuals could do this, but it sounds like we had little evidence about whether they did in fact, before this paper.

      Turning to the Times and Slashdot articles, they are both right to point out that it's interesting that organisms can replicate themselves asexually for so long and still compete with sexual reproducers, but they don't emphasize why that's interesting. The comments are right to point out that both sexual and asexual reproduction can generate diversity, so that's not why asexuals are interesting. They're interesting because they lack the usual source of cohesion and independence. In short, the question was "can organisms diversify and cohere into real species or species-like units without any combining of their genes?" The answer is "it looks like it." As an aside, I have to apply a lot of effort to feel good when all tertiary sources seem to miss subtle points like this all the time.

    7. Re:Horribly misreported by Scooter's_dad · · Score: 1

      The term "evolutionary species" is also strange. All "species" are by definition "evolutionary", since that is the process by which individual species arise.

      Without having read the article (heck, this is Slashdot) I would guess the author is referring to one of the many species concepts: evolutionary species, phylogenetic species, biological species, morphological species, phenetic species, and so on ad nauseum. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species.

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    8. Re:Horribly misreported by Scooter's_dad · · Score: 1

      Nope, nope, nope. The evolutionary species concept is one of many competing species concepts.

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  36. Wow... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    RMS does not look that old... aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahah.
    Badum-bum... we'll be here all week, try the fish...

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  37. Re:Perhaps It Is Married - Would Explain Everythin by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    While 100 million years seems like a long time, perhaps it is married and has a wife. That would explain everything.
    I'm not sure how deep your humor was meant to go,
    but the organism in question is female & reproduces asexually.
    So if anything, it's a woman married to herself.

    Maybe there really is something to those stereotypes...
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  38. Indeed by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds a lot like my marriage...

    1. Re:Indeed by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      -It's hard to believe you haven't had sex for 200 years.

      -204 if you count my marriage.

      Diane Keaton & Woody Allen, Sleeper

      rj

    2. Re:Indeed by IamWhoIam · · Score: 1

      AMEN BROTHER

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  39. Well... by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

    What's sex?

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  40. Who's first? by Gerzel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So how long before the Cristian Right tries to use this study as "proof" that evolution is just a hoax and has been "proven wrong" by science. Or do they ever even bother giving actual sources for their claims anymore?

    1. Re:Who's first? by redGiraffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's just one snag (well, maybe more:) - they would have to explain how a 100 million year old organism fits into a world of only 6 thousand years old.

      I'm sure logic will not hinder them in finding some lame-ass explanation - news at ten.

    2. Re:Who's first? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      they would have to explain how a 100 million year old organism fits into a world of only 6 thousand years old.


      Dead easy. Nobody's been around for 100 million years to observe this organism, so you just say that the scientists clearly don't have a reliable means of measuring age because they keep discovering things which are older than the universe itself.
  41. And I for one.. by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Funny

    welcome our abstinent 100-million year old micro-organic losers *cough* overlords.

  42. This just begs mentioning that one line by infonography · · Score: 1

    From Wargames;

    Mr. Liggett: Alright, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.

    David Lightman: Um, your wife?

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  43. First Programmer by Tim12s · · Score: 1

    Looks like they uncovered the first programmer.

    I guess the real question is, How much coffee has he had?

  44. Whoa... by GFree · · Score: 1

    I'd feel concerned for any creature which DID end up having sex after 100 million years.

    Given all that pent-up need, they probably blow with enough force to launch the space shuttle.

  45. Living Louse by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two sister species were found to be living together on the body of a water louse. One of them specialised in living around the louse's legs and the other stayed close to the chest. And I thought I had a crappy dorm room.

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    1. Re:Living Louse by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, talk about a lousy living situation...

      Thanks, be sure to try the veal...

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  46. oh no... by dropadrop · · Score: 1

    Please don't tell my wife!

  47. And we have a photo of the animal by Core-Dump · · Score: 0
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  48. Hi, bdelloid rotifer here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FIRST POST!!!!!

  49. One thing is certain... by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    The chance that it will be named after Paris Hilton should be minimal. ^_^

  50. I have a feeling... by had3z · · Score: 2, Funny

    that this will be the longest thread on slashdot. Ever.

  51. Movie sequel by Lahiru · · Score: 1

    And in unrelated news, the title of the sequel to "The 40 Year Old Virgin" has just been announced...

  52. Hey! by crhylove · · Score: 1

    You just described my college room mate's survival strategy!

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  53. now how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck, now how will i get sympathy?

  54. Link to original article by protobello · · Score: 1

    Here is the original article in PLoS Biology. Why link to a story in the Times when the original is available in an open access online journal?

  55. So what? by GnuDiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am pretty sure they are not the only organisms that reproduce asexually and still mutate. What about viruses, bacteria etc?

    Original article states: "Bdelloids (the "b" is silent) reproduce through parthenogenesis, which generates offspring with essentially the same genome as their mother from unfertilized eggs. Biologists have yet to find males, hermaphrodites, or any trace of meiosis--the process that creates sex cells--challenging the long-held assumption that evolutionary success requires genetic exchange."

    So, essentially as I understand, offsprings have the same genes as parent. Still, natural selection works across millions and millions of years, plenty of spacetime for genes shuffling due to radiation and whatnot, for one thing.

  56. No WarGames references yet? by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    Mr. Liggett: All right, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
    David Lightman: Um, your wife?

    1. Re:No WarGames references yet? by maxume · · Score: 1
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  57. There is no evolution by backwardMechanic · · Score: 1

    I thought we talked this through before. There is no evolution. God just gets bored, making the same thing over and over.

  58. News? by ozbird · · Score: 1

    How is this news? The fact that bdelloid rotifers have remained asexual for over 40 million years is not news e.g. an article from 2000.

  59. Yes, but... by digitig · · Score: 1

    Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species". Well, maybe. But I still prefer to do it my way.
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  60. Re:I don't get it. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    How does the creature multiply ? :) Maybe it uses a pocket calculator. But probably it just does the multiplication in its head.
    BTW, it's hard to do any calculation while having sex, so I guess having no sex helps it to multiply.

    (Note to moderators: Yes, I know about that other meaning of "multiply" ...)
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  61. hmm by Marin3 · · Score: 0

    I think we're kinda forced to mate since we can't live this long. I believe if we didn't need any special adaptations to living environment, why waste energy on mating then? On the other hand, mating is fun so do it in a daily basis :P

  62. what happened next? by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

    Ehm so this schientist finds this a sex starved creature, totaly desperat.
    And then the story just stops, only leaving the qleu that this creatures was smaller then his sperm?

    Ahhh common we want to hear the whole story....

    What realy happened there in the labs, perhaps next on playboy magazine :)

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  63. I had no idea... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    ...that Malda was that old...

  64. Sex and Diversity by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative
    On a serious note, no sex, no evolution

    The purpose of sexual reproduction (mitosis) is to blend genetic traits, and thus diversify the species. However, I can think of a number of ways that genes can be modified without mitosis:
    • Mutation. A stray cosmic ray, or bit of radiation hitting the DNA at just the right spot.
    • Virus. A virus could inject a change into the DNA strand of the organism.
    • Hijacking. Perhaps the organism can take DNA strands from its food, or from another organism and combine them with its own.
    • Pre-encoding. The DNA of the organism may actually encode enough information to build several versions of the creature, and which version gets built is random, or determined by the environment, or is cyclical (the way that certain characteristics skip generations).
    ... or perhaps the creatures are slipping off for a "quickie" while the scientists aren't looking.
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    1. Re:Sex and Diversity by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For God's sake, I had to get through 3/4 of the page before I finally found a post that was on-topic. :P

      One should note that there are higher organisms that are parthenogenic as well -- for example, some species of whiptail lizards. Interestingly enough, they often still have to "mate" (even though they're all females) in order to induce ovulation and thus pregnancy. As for the dominant theories considering them:

      "One suggestion is that the parthenogenic species are newcomers on the scene, having existed for only hundreds of years, rather than the hundreds of thousands or millions of years of most reptile species (Wright, 1993). It is noted that the geographic ranges of parthenogenic whiptails is significantly less than that of bisexual species (Schall, 1993). Perhaps the parthenogens haven't been around long enough to displace their bisexual competitors.

      Another suggestion is that the parthenogenic species are opportunistic 'weeds,' adaptable enough to quickly exploit new or disturbed ecosystems. In support of this hypothesis is the fact that the reproductive capacity per generation for an all female population is (nominally) double that of a population comprising half males. The studies reported in the present work were not of long enough duration to convincingly confirm or refute this notion. The issue remains unresolved. "

      (from http://home.pcisys.net/~dlblanc/articles/whiptail. php)
      I don't know how long it's been since they diverged, though. Sexual selection and the horizontal genetic drift it allows is an "aid" to evolution, but it's not necessary.

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    2. Re:Sex and Diversity by Prune · · Score: 1

      The reproductive capacity argument doesn't hold water, since you can have it both ways by making the species hermaphrodites.

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    3. Re:Sex and Diversity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clarify, meiosis is what scrambles "Mom's" chromosomes and "Dad's" chromosomes resulting in novel combinations in the gametes. Recombination between homologous chromosomes (i.e "Mom's" version of chromosome 1 and "Dad's" version of chromosome 1) generates even more diversity because it can produce chromosomes that have never been seen before on the planet (add scary soundtrack here). Meiosis also generates cells with half the number of chromosomes compared to the starting cell.

      Mitosis, on the other hand, is all about maintaining genetic integrity. Assuming no mistakes in the DNA replication prior to mitosis (or in mitosis itself), the products of mitosis are genetically identical. If you're really clever, you can set up systems to detect the rare events in mitosis and do some interesting biology. Everyone here started out as a single cell that divided by mitosis to produce the lump of cells sitting in front of the screen. (Well, not all of them. We're also full of other critters, but that's another story).

  65. Like they were there... by got2liv4him · · Score: 0

    ... 100,000,000 years ago. Why does so called science these days make so many untested conjectures. There has to be evolutionary diversification, therefore this organism that doesn't mate must be diversified b natural selection alone. What logic we have!

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  66. News? by MacDelaney · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't have thought this could be considered news in Slashdot

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  67. Not so surprising by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    "So, what do you do?"

    "I'm a parasite that lives on larger parasites."

    "Well, it was nice meeting you. I've got to get going."

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  68. Re:Perhaps It Is Married - Would Explain Everythin by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    but the organism in question is female & reproduces asexually.
    Just out of curiosity, and maybe the article which I'm too lazy to read this early in the morning answers this question already, how can an organism that reproduces asexually be considered female? Are there also males of the species that can't reproduce at all? If there is no gender division in the species, does it really make sense to assign all organisms an arbitrary gender?
  69. The law is already clear... by msauve · · Score: 2, Insightful

    on when life begins. It begins at birth, by extremely well established common law. You get to vote when you are 18 years old, that is, 18 years after your birthday, you get to legally drink alcohol 21 years after your birthday, etc. Even among the "right-to-lifers," I've never met one who celebrated "conception day."

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  70. "Clumping" is caused by the electoral system by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

    On the other hand you are partly correct in that the political right-left thingie is rather consistent, globally even You might find that the "clumping" is caused by the electoral system...

    e.g. The USA - a 2 party state. Israel - a 12+ party state.

    i.e. Clumping is of expediency, not choice. Change the electoral system and left/right loses all meaning. It only has meaning in the US because American politics is one dimensional.

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  71. It's not that they don't have SEX... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that's amazing.

    It's that they don't even have HANDS!!!

  72. Is the amniotic sac an enclave like Lesotho? by tepples · · Score: 1

    As long as it's inside a woman's body, the woman should be able to do whatever she wants to it.

    So if you stick your finger in a woman's mouth, does she have the right to bite it off?

    The Kingdom of Lesotho is an enclave: it's inside South Africa, but it is not part of South Africa. San Marino and Vatican City are enclaves as well, completely surrounded by Italy but not part of Italy. The content of the amniotic sac is inside the woman's body, but is it necessarily still part of the woman's body?

    1. Re:Is the amniotic sac an enclave like Lesotho? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The content of the amniotic sac is inside the woman's body, but is it necessarily still part of the woman's body?

      Yes, it is. What kind of stupid question is that?

    2. Re:Is the amniotic sac an enclave like Lesotho? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      What a guy question. Your testicles are inside of your body but are they technically part of your body? There is a hell of a lot less connecting them to your body than there is connecting the placenta and all it contains to a woman's body, not to mention the fact that its a hell of a lot farther inside.

      A fertilized egg is a potential human being. This is a valuable thing. But it is not something with rights, or independent legal standing. It is not something that can survive without a huge commitment from a willing female. And if said female is not willing, then that egg should be discarded.

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    3. Re:Is the amniotic sac an enclave like Lesotho? by tepples · · Score: 1

      The content of the amniotic sac is inside the woman's body, but is it necessarily still part of the woman's body? Yes, it is. And your evidence is what? The organism in the amniotic sac has different DNA from every other cell inside the woman's body. That's strong evidence that the fetus is a distinct organism. And in the end, a human being outside the womb is just as parasitic on the mother as a human being inside the womb.

      What kind of stupid question is that? There are no stupid questions, only unasked questions and stupid people.
  73. It's called code reuse. by tepples · · Score: 1

    And after hundreds of millions of years of separate evolution, our independently mutating genomes ended up being 96% identical [to those of common chimpanzees]. Creation believers reply: "The boss reused code. Big whoop." How much code was "reused" between man and mouse?
  74. Here is the original article and... by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Informative
    Independently Evolving Species in Asexual Bdelloid Rotifers..

    I always have trouble reading about findings of "two close species". Article claims that they are too different genetically to be one species, too different ecological niches to be one species, yet dispite the differences they find it proving that they are "evolutionary related". If they are too distant then they might be created using non-evolutionary ways (aliens came, looked at the rotifer and decided to make it live in another organ of the lice). If they are similar, then what does prevent us to call asexual organisms one species?

    In sexual organisms there is a clear boundary between species - productive progeny of mating between two organisms. If a couple does not produce productive progeny - male and female belong to different species, if they do - they are from the same species. That is why using asexual organisms to support pseudo-science of evolution is particularly lame: all the arguments are tautologically meaningless reducing themselves to "diversity".

    About that: authors write

    If asexual clades displayed the same pattern of discrete variation as sexual clades, this would challenge traditional view that sex is necessary for diversification into species.
    First of all, that has been traditional view long time ago, but evolutionists have been convinced that sex is not necessary for evolution for quite some time. And you do not have to be a specialist to know that. Look at bacteria.

    Second. How would you know if clades are displaying the same pattern or different pattern or any pattern, if you for sure do not know all the representatives of the clade that ever existed? For example, according to "traditional" view of evolutionists reptiles were much more diversed before 100M years ago than they are now.

    It is essentially comparing diversity of two arbitrarily (which is different from randomly) selected samples. And the difference between "arbitrarily" and "randomly" is that first is biased selection (some species exist no more for all kinds of reasons).

    And this is a beginning of the article.
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    1. Re:Here is the original article and... by raddan · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on having the first informative post in this entire thread. Thanks for the input!

  75. Bah ... by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

    From the article: Researchers say that their study "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species". Of course they are gonna refute this fact. It would be acknowledging that there is no diversity in research ! :)

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  76. Bio Class Mistake by zpeterz63 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a bad idea to read "organism" as "orgasm" when you're reading out loud for a class.

    1. Re:Bio Class Mistake by nuclearspike · · Score: 1

      I did that, not in bio class but when I was a very young lad. My family was watching Nova and I made some comment and mixed the two up. The room went completely silent, and I realized my mistake. I didn't know what an orgasm was at that point in my life, but the reaction made me very curious about them :)

  77. It's about how evolution works by hywel_ap_ieuan · · Score: 1

    Like most reporting of detailed but interesting science, this one gets it way wrong. Take a look here for a better summary.

    The question that was actually being addressed by this research is whether speciation in asexual organisms works the way it does in sexual species. A sexual species in a new environment can separate into new species by adaptations to different niches. It happened with the cichlid fish in Lake Victoria, it happened with the Galapagos finches, and there are lots of other examples.

    It's really an interesting question with clonal lines like the rotifers. Since there's no gene mixing between organisms, it's surprising that environmental selection alone would be sufficient to keep the traits similar enough that multiple lines could be seen as the same species after a long time. But that's what's happened here. The rotifers living on water lice diverged into two separate groups, but I think you would expect either much more divergence (as each line accumulates different mutations) or much less (as there might not be enough variation for selection to work with).

    Bdelloid rotifers have been known for a long time, and known to be asexual. The bit about "discovering" them was just a gross distortion of the original article.

  78. I'm the only "A" in the village by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. There are loads of online and real-life resources for gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transpeople. Coming to terms with your sexuality is one thing. But please remember that some of us do not have a sexuality with which to come to terms.

    I find the thought of sticking my cock in a hole that shit comes out of utterly repulsive -- and I don't think anything better about a hole that period blood comes out of. My cock is strictly for pissing. And, very occasionally, wanking. With a johnny on, of course.

    1. Re:I'm the only "A" in the village by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      But please remember that some of us do not have a sexuality with which to come to terms. Yes indeed, Asexuality is just as legitimate as homosexuality, bisexuality or heterosexuality.

      I find the thought of sticking my cock in a hole that shit comes out of utterly repulsive -- and I don't think anything better about a hole that period blood comes out of. Interesting. Before I had my first sex, the thought of sticking my tongue into certain places was repulsive. And yes, this included another mouth... However, such qualms went away after the first experience.

      My cock is strictly for pissing. And, very occasionally, wanking. With a johnny on, of course. I've never met an asexual... and now I'm curious: what/who do you think about when wanking? Heterosexuals think about a girl, we homosexuals think about a boy, but who do asexuals picture in their mind while jacking off? (Please don't take this wrong, I'm genuinely curious here...)
  79. Lightman! by pergamon · · Score: 1

    Who first suggested the idea of an organism living for 100 million years without sex?

  80. wrong by jesterpilot · · Score: 1

    Therefore, if sex were necessary for speciation we would only have one species of bacteria.

    There would not even be bacteria.

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    1. Re:wrong by warm+sushi · · Score: 1

      Absolutely! If evolution *required* sex then we probably wouldn't have much of anything at all!

  81. conception day by Animaether · · Score: 1

    funny you should mention that.. it's why I don't care for my birthday.. yes, it's tied into a shitload of legal bits and pieces, but other than that it is wholly arbitrary.

    If labor were induced a day earlier for any medical reason or just for kicks, my birthday would be 1 day earlier. If my mother said "fsck it, I'm not giving labor while watching I Love Lucy" and postponed it for a day, my birthday would be 1 day later. Many people are born 2, 3, 4 weeks 'early', others are born 1, 2 weeks 'late'. That in and of itself means that birthdays are arbitrary and linked only to the actual event of being born.

    Day of conception is vastly more important, imho. One snag, though.. it's a bit more difficult to determine from the get go, and I'm certainly not going to ask my parents ;)

    1. Re:conception day by camperdave · · Score: 1

      ...and I'm certainly not going to ask my parents ;)

      Any significant events in your parents's lives three months after your birthday? Born in late September? You could be a "Christmas Present". Early October? You could have been rung in with the New Year. March baby? - June wedding?

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  82. P.S. by Animaether · · Score: 1

    darnit.. forgot to mention. I'm not a right-to-lifer.. I'm all for abortion in a great number of situations, and certainly don't consider a cluster of cells a 'human being'. I just feel that birthdays are arbitrary; totally unrelated to the whole pro/against abortion and whatnot stance.

  83. It's fortunate by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

    ... that we do not live 100 Mios years ...

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  84. NOOO00OO! by Ruvim · · Score: 1

    Please, this is way too depressing!

  85. Please... by raptorv99 · · Score: 1

    don't tell my wife.

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  86. Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crack whores

  87. Thats not a Jaw... by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 0

    ...it is a giant Clit.

  88. The greying of slashdot by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's no denying it. We're getting older. There are now more jokes about wives not having sex than there are about parent's basements.

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    1. Re:The greying of slashdot by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      and the spammers know it too. No more 'hot young co-eds crave your spunk' and 'naughty schoolgirls need your discipline', but "horny housewives need satisfaction" and "needy mature office ladies", plus medication adverts for all manner of ailments of the aging. The median age for geeks is on the rise!

    2. Re:The greying of slashdot by forrestt · · Score: 1

      Well, living in your parents' basement isn't exactly going to get your wife to want to get wild.

    3. Re:The greying of slashdot by wtansill · · Score: 1

      The median age for geeks is on the rise!
      If only something else was on the rise...
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    4. Re:The greying of slashdot by barakn · · Score: 1

      The geek age range has been relatively constant throughout the ages. It's just that previous generation of geeks was more comfortable with calculators than computers, and the generation before that more comfortable with slide rules than calculators.

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  89. It must be married ;) (NT) by notaprguy · · Score: 1

    Silly comment alert - first one ever...really!

  90. I can still win! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Just 99,999,971 years to go and I win!

  91. Re:Perhaps It Is Married - Would Explain Everythin by danpsmith · · Score: 1

    While 100 million years seems like a long time, perhaps it is married and has a wife. That would explain everything.

    Versus being married and not having a wife?

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  92. Uhhhh by BooRolla · · Score: 1

    Incomprehensible! I've only made it for 26 years so far, but god willing I'll give it a run for its money.

  93. Gene Swapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many ways that proven, useful genes enter a species. Sex is only one of them. And Bacteria *do* have a kind of sex, called conjugation. They occasionally trade DNA strands, without creating true sex cells.

    Viral bestiality occurs all the time. When a virus infects a host cell, it changes the DNA. This can sometimes benefit the host. The virus doesn't care about anything except that the host make new viruses. This is likely how our sample rotifers evolved. The more rotifers living, the more viral hosts.

    The prions, like Mad-Cow and Kuru, are usually harmful. They can cause positive mutations as well as cancer, such as the poor Tasmanian Devils are facing.

    I think chemical and radiation-induced mutation is a much smaller part of evolution than people expect. We swap genes across species all the time.

    1. Re:Gene Swapping by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      And Bacteria *do* have a kind of sex, called conjugation.

      Amo, Amas, Amat, Amamus, Amatis, Amant.

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    2. Re:Gene Swapping by terrymr · · Score: 1

      No dude - thats verbs.

  94. but who calls that livin' by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    But who calls that livin'
    When no gal will give in
    To no man what's nine hundred years

  95. After 100 million years.... by BamZyth · · Score: 1

    it's tonight baby!

  96. So...? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    I mean, I haven't ever had sex, but since age 14 I'm sure I've had THOUSANDS of orgasms. (Okay you didn't need to know that - would it help if I mentioned that I'm a girl?)

    Yeahm but Carl Sagan had BILLYUNS and BILLYUNS.....

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  97. In Soviet Russia by ca111a · · Score: 1

    there is no sex

  98. OK, I Give by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    Helen Thomas?

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  99. DNA differs by tepples · · Score: 1

    Your testicles are inside of your body but are they technically part of your body? There is a hell of a lot less connecting them to your body than there is connecting the placenta and all it contains to a woman's body, not to mention the fact that its a hell of a lot farther inside. Testicles or ovaries share the same DNA as the rest of the body. They contain sperm or ova with a proper subset of this DNA. A fetus contains foreign DNA. It's a parasitic organism, but a distinct organism nonetheless.

    A fertilized egg is a potential human being. At what point in development does a potential human being become a human being? Blastulation? Implantation? Gastrulation? Organogenesis? Brain stem activity (8 weeks)? Presence and movement of limbs (by 15 weeks)? Viability (by 26 weeks)? Birth? Puberty?
  100. Huh? by enderwig · · Score: 1
    The TFA wrote:

    It had previously been recognised that asexual animals and plants can evolve through mutations into another species, but only into one species and at the cost of its original form. Bdelloid rotifers have displayed the ability to evolve into many different forms.

    When does a mutation in an individual immediately cause the entire species to suddenly evolve into another species?

    Also, sexual reproduction != evolution. I was taught sexual reproduction made the process of evolution or speciation more efficient, but was not necessary for either process to occur. Even the classic experiment of forcing bacteria to become resistant to an antibiotic shows that sexual reproduction is not needed, especially if you use an F(-) strain. This experiment, which is probably done by many high school students in the US these days, also "refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species."

    I sure hope the actual article in PLoS doesn't use the same assumptions and hyperbole as this layman article. If it does, then it's really much ado about nothing.
  101. Sexist story by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    The microscopic animals, less than four times the length of a human sperm
    Guys are competitive and compare the length of their sperm all the time. But this analogy will leave most women none the wiser.
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  102. Re:Organism vs. Orgasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    am i the only one here that read the title as it is and thought "if it lives for 100 million years it would not need to reproduce all that often?"

  103. Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by cyberscan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Is it really so hard for some people to accept the fact that they had four-legged ancestors?" It would probably be easier to accept as fact if it were in fact true. However it is not!!! Despite what some people think, Evolutionism is not based on fact. Evolutionism is a RELIGION. 1. It cannot be proven that the earth is millions or billions of years old. 2. The dogma of the geologic column is pure bunk. The order of fossils are mixed up in different layers, etc. 3. Fossils only prove that a certain critter died. They also give some indication of what the critter looked like. They do not prove that the critter had offspring, nor do they proved that the critter is the matriarch or patriarch of different types of life. 4. The dating of rock and fossils rely on circular reasoning. Scientists date the rock by the fossils contain within (they call these index fossils). They date the fossils by the rock (they call this index layers). Man-made object have been found in coal (coal is supposedly millions of years old)! School textbooks should present evidence both pro and con when discussing evolution. Textbooks should also remove known false and incorrect information about Evolutionism. For more information Please look at the following video: http://drdino.plaingospel.com/seminar4_300k.wmv I'm not even a Christian, but I would love to prove this guy wrong. This guy said he would pay someone $250,000.00 to any one who can prove evolution via the scientific method. I could use the money. Until someone proves Evolutionism, get that religion out of my tax-funded public schools!!!

    1. Re:Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Evolutionism is a RELIGION.

      Evolution is a theory. A well backed theory with *lots* of evidence to point us in that direction. It could all be misunderstood, but no other explanation has one thousandth the facts behind it. No, reading from the Bible is not it. And certain ex science teachers who have not a clue about science are not it either.

      Scientists date the rock by the fossils contain within

      No, carbon dating and other forms of measuring radioactive decay are used. They are rather precise and very consistent. They even have different ways of dating by using different target elements to measur to verify the dates found.

      Jeesh. I think it is time for a slashwiki to handle all of this nonsense. We can then just point to the answer already scribed.

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    2. Re:Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Evolution is a theory. A well backed theory with *lots* of evidence to point us in that direction. It could all be misunderstood, but no other explanation has one thousandth the facts behind it. No, reading from the Bible is not it. And certain ex science teachers who have not a clue about science are not it either.
      Umm.. yes there is another theory with all the evidence behind it. The only differences are the suggested means of change. It is called the bubbles theory of evolution. Check it out sometime.

      Jeesh. I think it is time for a slashwiki to handle all of this nonsense. We can then just point to the answer already scribed.
      Man, I wish the way i was taught about science was the way everyone was. You see, in my science class we were encouraged to talk about the science and they showed people who bucked the system at the expense of the establishment and were correct. People like Galileo who had to work against the established science to proclaim probably one of the worlds greatest discoveries.

      Now, we are wanting to push canned responses to anyone we disagree with. It is almost as if you were thinking of referring him to the verse in the good book. For sum, science has become a religion. Or at least as supporting of one as any religion has been. Lets hope everyone in the Science field isn't bigoted.
    3. Re:Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by cyberscan · · Score: 1

      "Evolution is a theory. A well backed theory with *lots* of evidence to point us in that direction. It could all be misunderstood, but no other explanation has one thousandth the facts behind it."

      It also meets the common definition of religion:

      Evolutionists claim to be the voice of reason that rises above the superstitions of the masses. Many Evolutionists claim that science backs up evolution. They also claim to have physical evidence that show their claims to be true. Most evolutionists claim that just about every mainstream scientist support their view. When a Christian tells an Evolutionist that the theory of evolution is a religion, that Christian is likely to get a hostile reply. Like the practicers of other religions, Evolutionists think that their way of thinking is the only correct way to believe. The writer of this book has found that most of the vocal supporters of Evolutionism are in many cases unwilling to listen to reason and resort to name calling when they begin to lose their argument. The Evolutionists tend to get angry when other interpetations of physical evidence they use (to support Evolutionism) point to other possibilities. Unfortunately Evolutionism is taught in many public school textbooks as if it were a fact. In spite of what Evolutionists would like people to believe, not all mainstream scientists support Evolutionism. In fact, there are many prominant scientists both past and present who support the Bible or at least believe in a Creator. Some these scientists will have their names listed in this book.

      Evolutionism is a religion. Many dictionaries define religion as a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe often involving a moral code of conduct. Many also state that religion is a fundamental set of beliefs shared by a number of persons or sects. Most religions also have their scripture or writings that contain their teachings. Many religions also show a particular affinity or attachment to a specific geographic area. If one uses these definitions and qualifiers, then Evolutionism definitely qualifies as a religion. It is very important to understand the dogmas and belief systems of Evolutionism because Evolutionism is the state sponsored RELIGION of most Western countries. In other words, it is a RELIGION for which people are REQUIRED to PAY TAXES to SUPPORT in spite of what people believe.

      Most religions have a book or set of books that contain their teachings. Evolutionism is no exception. One of the main scriptures of the Evolutionists is a book called, "The Origin of Species: By Means of Natural Selection or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life." This book was written by a man named Charles Darwin. It is the same book that is refered to in science books which use the shorter form, "The Origin of Species." Many people who believe in Evolutionism also claim to be against racism and sexism. If one would only examine the title and the pages within, one will see that it is impossible to be a Darwinist and NOT be a racist. Evolutionism has other scriptures written by other people. However Charles Darwin is considered the most famous.

      Evolutionism also contains a moral code, and that moral code is briefly stated here. Evolutionists believe that humankind are animals that have become powerful enough to take over and destroy the entire earth. Evolutionists believe that since humankind has become so able to adapt to so many different environments, there is severe danger of mankind destroying all life including itself. Most Evolutionists in essence, believe that humans are harmful organisms whose numbers need to be significantly reduced. They believe that people need to be removed from many different areas so that other species can survive. In other words, they believe that people are doing wrong simply because they are living, because

    4. Re:Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Galileo also won out over time. He used science. He presented facts that were at first strongly resisted or ignored, then over time evaluated, re-evaluated and then confirmed. Same thing is going on with the theory of evolution. The bubbles theory (I have not read on it) may be another theory with strong evidence. Cool. I am under no illusion that science has proven evolution. It merely strongly supports the theories as they are now defined.

      Tesla was another person who suffered such. Most people thought he was truly nuts with that AC idea of his.

      Canned responses are not incomplete responses. A good canned response would cover evolution, bubbles, creationism et al. It would explain what is and is not known/assumed/believed. That is also why I mentioned a wiki. Then, it is able to be updated as new ideas and information are presented. Which, makes it a very dynamic canned response, so not really canned at all. It would merely help in the reduction of copious amounts of redundant postings.

      Most things are a religion to some (like NASCAR or Wrestling). Putting up an entry to cover the facts surrounding the theories would be anti-religion. Religion is about control and limitation of choice. It is about limiting one's accepted interpretation of reality to whatever the religious group espouses without regards for reality or differing evidence (not theory). In that sense, there are groups of people who are religious on the issue. Evolution has a large amount of measured evidence behind it. Nothing conclusive yet, but a large amount of suggestive evidence. That takes it out of the realm of religion. -InnerWeb

      --
      Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
    5. Re:Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Boy, this feels like Troll, but you got me on a good night. I am sick and tired of watching charlatans rip the guts out of what is good in the Bible for their own selfish motivations. SO, I am going to really step in it tonight.

      This Kent Hovind?

      Please, do your homework about the people you follow. He is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If this is who I think this is, I have heard him speak. He is not a scientist or honest, and his knowledge is incorrect, inaccurate and misleading. He may use words that sound like he knows what he is talking about, but he messes up on the basics of the theories, definitions and then misquotes things! He is either a fool he think he is smart or a deranged idiot. I would be inclined to listen to his ideas if he got the things he claims to know correct. I doubt he is with God.

      I will not argue that God did or did not create the Universe. It is not arguable. It is only believable. I am fine with that. God has given us a beautiful gift - the Universe. By studying it, how it works and where it/we have come from, we do honor God. By perverting those discoveries, by not learning to decide what in the Bible is fact and what is story, we dishonor God. Yes, God created the universe. How he did it is known by him and summarized in the Bible - no details given! (What is a day in the Universe anyway? Is it a day on Earth, a day on Jupiter? What context for day do we use? It is not defined!!!) If God wanted evolution, we have it. If not, it just looks like it. Whatever it is, God deemed and it is so. It is up to us to discover it. We are not going to discover much if we keep jumping back to a book based on three to six thousand year old understandings of God's world. The Bible teaches us much, but not about auto mechanics, computing, electricity and most of what our society currently uses technologically or scientifically. What the Bible does give us, which is infinitely more important is how to live life right. How to manage money, treat other people, how to lead, right and wrong, how to learn and study, how to observe and research and so on.

      Let us use the Bible for what it is intended. How to live life. How to have faith in God and yourself. Let us not turn back to the dark ages when the Bible was used as a tool of ignorance. I do not believe that God would like us to use His book as a tool for ignorance. Science is the study of God's universe, its rules, and how it works. Science is the study of God's physical world laws! The Bible does not spell many of those out if any at all. Scientific endeavors are a strong form of worship. But, not a religion unto themselves. They are merely another way to know God. I have an essay on this. I will try to remember to post it here.

      BTW, as you go running down the New Earth Road, let me remind you of another disaster that was followed for a long time, because some past *experts* like the one you mentioned saw it in the bible.. Flat Earth followers.

      • 1 Chronicles 16:30: "He has fixed the earth firm, immovable."
      • Psalm 93:1: "Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm ..."
      • Psalm 96:10: "He has fixed the earth firm, immovable ..."
      • Psalm 104:5: "Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken."
      • Isaiah 45:18: "...who made the earth and fashioned it, and himself fixed it fast..."

      And, there was that thing from Churches for a long time that the heavens revolved around the Earth. They said that was from the Bible as well. Someone mentioned Galileo. How about Da Vinci?

      Oh, and yeah. Evolution is not a religion. It proffers no concepts about before birth, or after death. It does not deal with any *facts* that are not measurable. It does not deal with God (or the presence or lack thereof). It merely makes observations on what has been observed (research, experiment) and tries to make sense of them (theory).

      --
      Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
    6. Re:Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When a Christian tells an Evolutionist that the theory of evolution is a religion, that Christian is likely to get a hostile reply."

      If I walked up to you and called you "a fucking idiot who beats his wife", and you gave me a hostile reply, does that prove I'm right? No, because it's perfectly possible for the thing I said to be wrong.

    7. Re:Again, Evolutionism Is a Religion, not fact by cyberscan · · Score: 1

      I don't know Kent Hovind, nor have I ever visited his museum. However, I do like his scientific rebuttal of Evolutionism. I have studied science myself for many, many years and have come to pretty much similar conclusions. However, I don't take his word for anything. I studied his information, and most appears to be on the level. The information I look at from him appears to be correct. I have found a misquote in one thing posted on his website, and I have sent him a correction. I also believe that you made a false assumption about me as well. You seem to assume that I am a Christian and I am of the same religion as Kent Hoving. I am not. You also said he may be a wolf in sheep's clothing. That I do not know. I have never met the man. I only looked at his rebuttals to Evolutionism.

      I have no problem with people believing in Evolutionism, but I just don't want to be forced to pay for a religion that is disguised as science to be taught to school kids. I am just as upset at the Bush Administration trying to push faith based initiatives down our throats. The same goes for shool vouchers when these vouchers pay for religious education. While I believe that politicians and judges are allowed to pray as well as post the 10 Commandments in public buildings (freedom of religion), I do not believe that they have the right to force everyone else to pray or pay money to support their religious beliefs.

      You claim that Evolution is a theory rather than a religion. However, many school textbooks say we are both wrong. They say that EVOLUTION IS A FACT. If I could see macro-evolution demonstrated in a lab, or if I could travel back in time 3000 B.C. and find the same conditions as today (except the stuff added by modern life), then I'd be convinced. IF you can prove macro-evolution, you ought to do it in front of a bunch of people with Dr. Hoving present. He says he will give you $250,000.00 if you prove macro-evolution. If you prove macro-evolution, and he does not come up with the money, then you will be able to out him as a liar.

  104. I know it's been said a dozen times here already by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "their study 'refutes the idea that sex is necessary for diversification into evolutionary species'."

    But as a geek Transhumanist, clearly I demonstrate this beyond any question.

    Seriously, though, this is no particular surprise to me. I suspect "evolution" - which is a concept ABOUT a phenomena, not a phenomena itself - can use several methods to diversify species. Sex may have been the easiest at some level, other methods at other levels.

    So basically what we have here is somebody merely expanding the notion of what "evolution" is and how it works, rather than limiting it to a particular mechanism.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  105. Looks? by iMySti · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the animal that most resembles a vagina hasn't had sex?

  106. Parent link is useful by warm+sushi · · Score: 1

    If someone's still reading and has mod points, Scooter's_dad has provided a useful link.

  107. Mod up by warm+sushi · · Score: 1

    AJZ refers to actual research paper (gasp!) and coherently explains the terminology I found confusing.

  108. RE: radioactive dating precise and very consistent by cyberscan · · Score: 1

    Wrong Assumptions Yield Wrong Answers Author: Bruce Malone Time = Amount / Rate Amount = Measured - Initial - Contamination Rate = Average Rate Over the Whole Time Search for the Truth This article is one of many found within Mr. Malone's excellent book, Search for the Truth. It is hard to open a newspaper, book, or magazine without finding some implication to the earth being billions of years old. Given the overwhelming barrage of these statements, it is understandable why so many people have trouble considering the possibility that the earth might be only thousands of years old. Yet there is an intriguing possibility that the earth may be much younger than 'billions of years'. Despite what people have been led to believe, there are no dating methods which give an absolute date for the formation of the earth. All dating methods are based on non-provable assumptions about some event in the past. Furthermore, there is a strong bias to reject any dating method which does not allow enough time for evolution to have happened. To understand the validity of any date, the reader must gain an understanding of how all dating methods work. The following illustration should help: Suppose you were up at 6:00 a.m. and happened to see a friend who lives in a nearby town. You observe that he is walking along at 2 miles an hour and you know that he lives 16 miles away. You can easily use the formula at the top of the illustration to calculate that your friend left home 8 hours earlier. You have just performed a dating method of how long your friend has been on the road. However, something doesn't make sense. Why would your friend be up all night walking? Although you used the correct formula, your assumptions may not have been correct. Perhaps your friend stayed with someone in town and woke up just minutes before for a morning stroll. In this case, you have used the 'Wrong Initial Amount' in your calculation. Perhaps he took a shortcut which cut 12 miles of his walk. In this case there was 'CONTAMINATION' of the total amount. Perhaps since you last saw your friend, he has taken up marathon running and average 8 miles and hour (only having slowed down just before you saw him). In this case you have used the wrong 'Average Rate'. The point is, wrong assumptions lead to wrong answers. In all (radioactive) dating methods the initial amount is an assumption, the estimate of contamination is an assumption, and the overall rate is an assumption. The only things which can be known for sure are the present amount and the present rate. Unless you estimate the initial amount correctly, the average rate correctly, and the amount of contamination correctly, your answer will be wrong . And depending on your assumptions, it could be very, very wrong. There are actually very few dating methods which seem to indicate that the earth is extremely old. On the other hand there are many dating methods which indicate that the earth is quite young, then evolution is obviously a myth and creation becomes the only logical alternative. Could this be the primary reason that only those methods which seem to indicate very old ages are acceptable?

  109. Re:Organism vs. Orgasm by Prune · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    --
    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
  110. Nice try by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Man, I wish the way i was taught about science was the way everyone was. You see, in my science class we were encouraged to talk about the science and they showed people who bucked the system at the expense of the establishment and were correct. People like Galileo who had to work against the established science to proclaim probably one of the worlds greatest discoveries. Every nutjob with unscientific "theories" likes to compare himself with Galileo. It must be a corollary of Godwin's law. Just because everyone disagrees with you doesn't mean you are a visionary who is ahead of his time.
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    Patrick Doyle
    I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
    1. Re:Nice try by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Just because everyone disagrees with you doesn't mean you are a visionary who is ahead of his time.
      Well, on the same note, if we ignore every visionary who is ahead of their time, what kind of nut cases will that make us?

      Using canned responses will serve only to that end, ignoring every visionary who is ahead of their time. And yes, Galileo is proof of it. Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein are a few more examples. Steven Hawking could be a more recent one. Are we going to be happy with dooming ourselves to what was great instead of what is out there? If you expect more out of life, don't go pointing to the gospel because good book says. What makes science great is it's ability to adapt and understand better then ever before. It in essence is designed to be more perfect then before as new ideas and discoveries change the ways we once thought about something. Attempting to stop that is just foolish.
    2. Re:Nice try by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Are we going to be happy with dooming ourselves to what was great instead of what is out there? If you expect more out of life, don't go pointing to the gospel because good book says. Is that what's happening here? Or are people choosing to believe theories based on evidence and on the scientific method, rather than unsupported speculation?
      --
      Patrick Doyle
      I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
  111. Impossible by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Is a 2 days old baby really selfaware ? Does it even have emotions, or what we see are only mechanical and biological reflexes ?
    A 2 day old baby is definitely self-aware, but lacks the physical dexterity to communicate much of his or her self-awareness. The baby's only form of communication with the outside world at that age is "crying" and "not crying".

    A 2 day old baby certainly knows if he is hungry or otherwise in pain. He knows if he is being held or spoken to or sung to. That may not be much when compared with the great philosophers, but if you want to get philosophical, I'd argue that most kids under age 45 or so could not be considered to be self-aware, either.

    Indeed, fetuses show awareness inside the womb, as well. If you poke 'em a bit, they'll move around. Some fetuses respond to different types of music. They certainly respond to the mother-to-be's movement.

    Maybe we've got it all wrong, and "recognizable humanity" only starts some days (months ?) after birth.
    Most likely you would not make that claim after seeing your own future child's 18 week ultrasound. The fetus at that point objectively looks more or less like a cross between a human and a fish, but when it is your own fish, you'll love it like only a parent can love his child. ;)

    Then again, since we live in "a society of laws, not men", we do have to draw an specific line somewhere, and time of birth is as good as any, and better than most, even if somewhat arbitrary.
    I have a hard time seeing the issue as black and white.

    First of all, at what moment does the birth occur? The actual "pushing" part of childbirth (the part you see on TV), can last up to 2 hours or so. Typical is 30-60 minutes. At what point is the baby born? When the OB can first feel the head? Many times the head can be felt days or even a week or two before birth (the woman's cervix may be dilated up to 5 or 6 cm. long before going into labor). When the first body part is presented (hopefully the head!)? When the entire baby is out? If that, what about a C section? The surgeon could pull the baby out and put him back in 10 times. How many times would he be born then? And could the surgeon put the baby back in and then kill him?

    Other proposed standards come with problems of their own:
    • Prohibiting abortion at the end of the 1st trimester fails to account for the many horrid birth defects that can be detected early in the second trimester. Do we as a society want to take it upon ourselves to force children we know will be born with defects to live short, miserable lives? There are some where no child has ever survived past 2-3 years and the quality of life during those years is abysmal.
    • Prohibiting at the end of the second trimester ignores the health of the mother. There are complications where the fetus is not yet viable and the mother's life is in jeopardy. Do we feel comfortable trading the life of one living, breathing, actual human being for the life of the unborn?
    • Prohibiting at birth. What if the child (born at this point) sustains a terminal injury and is beyond the capabilities of modern medicine to save his life. On other other hand, he is still alive an suffering immensely. Should we end his life out of mercy? (I suppose in this case we can use Morphine in this instance. I'm just brainstorming here.)

    I think we'll have to resign ourselves that we will never come up with an acceptable standard that can be codified into law. Any attempt at this always fails to account for this or that special case. Personally, I have a hard time asking the state to interfere with the judgment of a woman and her doctor.

    I would prefer not to come up with a standard, but if I had to come up with standard, I would say: permit through trimester 1 for any reason, permit through trimester 2 for the health of the eventual child, and permit up until birth for the health of the mother.

    But really I think this is best left up to the judgment of the family and the family doctor.

    --
    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  112. Hovind's Credentials and Legal Troubles by cyberscan · · Score: 1

    I read the background on Wikipedia about Kent Hovind, and I admit that the article does not paint a good picture of him. However I'm not willing to shoot the messenger because of the message. His credentials are attacked as well as his run-ins with the government and court system. I also know of at least one thing said about Kent Hovind on Wikipedia that is incorrect. He NEVER said that we evolved from a banana. He NEVER said that Evolutionists believe that we evolved from a banana. However, he does point out that dogs, wolves, and other canines have LITTLE in common with a banana. He disputes that bananas and dogs evolved from the same source. I happen to agree that it is UNPROVEN that canines and bananas evolved from the same source.

    As far as credentials are concerned, there are many un-credentialed people who have made GREAT contributions to science and technology. Some of these include Linus Torvalds. He is credentialed now, but he was not when he wrote the base Linux kernel. Another one is Bill Gates. Bill Gates may or may not have written a single line of code, but he has become one of the top earners of the country. Like it or not (I don't like Microsoft or many of its products) Microsoft has been tremendously helpful in bringing computing into the average home. If I'm not mistaken, the founder of Apple computers started out as garage hacker (un-credentialed). A 17 years old girl (again, un-credentialed) has invented a laser spectrograph that is affordable to many scientists. What this demonstrates is that people with few credentials or credentials that are not widely recognized make contributions to science and technology every day.

    As far as trouble with the government is concerned, again, many people who have been in trouble with governments have made tremendous contributions to science. The unabomber (Theodore Kaczynski) just happens to be a brilliant mathematician. He also happens to have a degree from Harvard and a Ph.D. in mathematics from the University of Michigan. While this man has contributed to science, he still wound up in prison.
    Another person with run-ins with government authorities (The Catholic Church at that time had tremendous power over people) was Galileo Galilei.
    Other people include Robert Stroud (The Bird Man of Alcatraz) was both a prison inmate and un-credentialed, yet he made significant contribution to avian pathology. Again legal status has little to do with scientific knowledge.

    Like I said in other post, I do not necessarily agree with all or most of Kent Hovind's religious views. I also understand why he may have run into such legal trouble. Kent Hovind, and many of his likes believe that the U.S. government has overstepped its bounds (many here on Slashdot will have to agree with this statement). Like quite a few right wing Christians, he believes that the 16th amendment of the Constitution was not properly ratified because Kentucky made a few changes to the amendment before it ratified it (Without Kentucky ratifying the Amendment as written, there would have been less than 2/3 of states which ratified the amendment). Like some other right wing Christians, his conscience could also be against paying taxes that are used to support such organizations as Planned Parenthood because he believes that such expenditures are both immoral and unconstitutional. I don't know the man or why he does the things he does.

    As far as where Hovind went to school or didn't go to school, I never look at his record. I know for a fact that one can learn just about anything one wants to learn without ever setting foot into a classroom. There are bookstores, libraries, the Internet, other people, and many other places from where one can obtain knowledge. I myself speak two different languages as well as write computer programs, and yet I never set foot in a college to learn how to do these things. Many people who have degrees from accredited colleges and universities are impressed with my knowledge and have asked for my advice in many differe

    1. Re:Hovind's Credentials and Legal Troubles by innerweb · · Score: 1

      You just need to watch one of his presentations to realise he is a nutjob. I have seen several of his movies. I just pointed you to the wiki for a nice neat summary without making you wade through 12 hours of his videos, he had posted some on youtube. I do not hold a person's greatness by their credentials, but by their own actions and words. His words and actions are what him a loon. I saw his videos before I ever read anything on him. He is a discredit to science and Christianity.

      Here is one of his seminars.

      Enjoy and learn about the man.

      Like some other right wing Christians, his conscience could also be against paying taxes

      And Christ said "render unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's".. Talking aobut taxes given to a government that you can not support for moral reasons.

      On Creationist ideas... watch these simple explanations.. They are quite illuminating. Then, imagine that God did things that early man did not understand. On the Adam was so smart thing. Re-read genesis and see if Adam comes across as being that smart.

      -InnerWeb
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      Freud might say that Intelligent Design is religion's ID.
    2. Re:Hovind's Credentials and Legal Troubles by cyberscan · · Score: 1

      And Christ said "render unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's".. I would agree, however, the modern day Caesar also wants what is yours. If I remember the Bible correctly, it also says not to offer sacrifices to idols. Daniel would not offer sacrifices or bow down to the Babylonian idol. But OK one can 86 this man if they want, but there are plenty of scientists who happen to agree with him. Another website called http://www.evolution-facts.org/ gives plenty of more scientific evidence against evolution. Some of the scientific evidence just happens to be in my area of expertise, and is valid.

  113. No organism lives for millions of years by Jeremy_Bee · · Score: 1

    ... the discovery of a 100-million-year-old micro-organism which has survived its entire lifespan without sex. I know this post is just continuing the poor wording of the original article but no organism is likely to live for millions of years.

    I think what they mean to say is that the particular species has been evolving for that length of time without sex, not that a single organism has been living for millions of years without sex.