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  1. Re:Whaaaaa! on Online Game Event Sparks Player Riot · · Score: 1

    You mean like these?

    -Jesse

  2. Re:RTFM is the fix? on Saving Huygens · · Score: 1

    What company do you work for that closes for a week at X-mas? I want to work there! Every company I've ever worked for closes down for two days at most. X-mas day, and the day after. If those happen to fall on a weekend, then no extra days off.

    Some places only close X-mas day, or not at all (Walmart).

    If I had mod points, I think you'd probably be getting "flamebait" and not "offtopic". -Jesse

  3. Re:Whooaa on Would You Drink This Water? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All the water you've ever drank has been:
    Shat in
    Peed in
    Had babies made in
    Had things died in

    So... don't get so squeamish now :D

    -Jesse

  4. Re:Crashes on Will Your Next Car Run Windows? · · Score: 1

    I hate to break it to you, but:

    Most cars made today have a central computer. It's not the kind of computer you're thinking of, with Windows or Linux. It's usually an embedded system running on an 8 or 16 bit microprocessor that has been around for years and years. We already have 100% (essentially) reliable systems through heritage, testing, and otherwise. I know, because I write code for mine (In proprietary Motorola HC11-variant code), and mine is a '92. If you want to look into more of this, look up OBD, OBDII, and CAN. The computers in most cars do essentially what you're asking for already though. They start the car, and keep it running as well as they can. It's only recently that they're doing naughty things (like BMW for one, has been doing) like reporting back to headquarters if you've been a little rough on the car.

    -Jesse

  5. Loud Pipes Save Lives on The Universal Off Button · · Score: 1

    In the world of stupid drivers, loud bikes are A-OK with me.

    -Jesse

  6. Re:Geeks do not solder on Hot-Rodding A Bluetooth Adapter · · Score: 1

    So... What category do I fall under then? I do play with solder and chips (I'm an EE) and regularly make my way into Rad-Shack when I'm desperate for parts and Digi-key just can't ship 'em fast enough to me. I "code to the wire" all the time in assembly, and enjoy the occasional foray into things like C and Perl on my desktop. Have I ascended to a higher state of geekdom? UberGeekness I might even say? (one of my aim names even, with a slight spelling variation, damn every name being taken already).

    -Jesse

  7. Re:now i can finally... on New nForce Boards Previewed · · Score: 1

    I use my computer for heating my bedroom all winter. It's not exactly central heating, but it does take the bite off those early-morning pre-work wakeupigans. My room will be downright tropical, and I just have a vanilla Athlon 1.4.

    -Jesse

  8. Re:One problem: on Linux Takes On Automotive Apps · · Score: 1

    Okay.. First off:

    That story about the guy racing along the highway is dumb, and probably fake. The guy probably made it up. There are many many ways to stop a car, and this guy obviously didn't try enough

    Second off: Brakes and steering are _not_ computer controlled, especially on your father's Focus. The Focus is the bottom-of-the-barrel Ford product in the US. All of the lights in the car will blink if the engine stalls, and the power assist to the steering and brakes won't work anymore (they're mechanical pumps driven by the motor). However, the brakes and steering still work. Your father was just a weaky-poo and couldn't turn the wheel or push the brakes after he stalled his car. The reason why Ford couldn't find the defect, is because the defect is a PEBCAK (or CAW as it happens to be). I drive without power steering 100% of the time in my car, and have driven cars without power brakes just fine.

    -Jesse

  9. Re:Freaking hilarious on Neopets Gambling Controversy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google "I'm Feeling Lucky" for "children exposed to violence at a young age". There are a good number of references at the bottom of that page to start you off. You might also want to try the "non-lucky" Google search for even more information!

    It's almost common knowledge now that children exposed to violence at a very young age, whether it be on TV, Games, Music, or in real life get pretty messed up by it. Friends of mine who were abused at a young age often have to go to psychologists and take medication. I've been lucky enough to have a trouble and violence free life, and I'm just fine and medication-free.

    -Jesse

  10. Re:Freaking hilarious on Neopets Gambling Controversy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You obviously didn't RTFA. Neopets is a vast online gaming / chat / community area. The toys are just marketing crap to attract them to that online area. The problem is the games and such involve gambling. No, it's not real money, but it's the same argument over violence on TV and Videogames. The intelligent amongst us can deal with it of course, but when the average child is allowed to view violent material from a very young age, it can affect them. Get it? The worry is the same about the gambling.

    -Jesse

  11. Re:This is fine and well, but... on To Mars and Back in Ninety Days · · Score: 1

    (Another question, at high altitudes, does the atmosphere rotate with the Earth?)

    Yeah, of course it should rotate with the earth, there's no force external to the earth that should slow it down, unless it's some aspect of rotation of a fluid I'm not seeing. -Jesse

  12. Re:A very difficult thing but not that uncommon on Google Launches Desktop Search Tool · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your confused and poor, Billy isn't.

    My confused and poor Billy isn't what?

    -Jesse

  13. Re:ProSCO.net? Uuhhh..? on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 1

    Corporate Suits know no bounds of stupidity, really.

    -Jesse

  14. Re:Future Slashdot Story Idea on Cherry OS Claims Mac OS X Capability For x86 · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is, where does DOS fit into all of this?

    -Jesse

  15. To Clarify: on Siemens Continues OFDM Push · · Score: 5, Funny

    ITMJ, part of OSTG reports about OFDM to use VoIP?

    Good...

    -Jesse

  16. Re:Overkill on 32-bit Processors, Cheap · · Score: 1

    This just means that 8-bit micros will cost $.10 instead of $.20 now, so things that don't need a lot of computing power will be that much cheaper.

    8 BIT LIVES ON!

    -Jesse

  17. Re:The snake and the eagle on Congress Plans Space Tourism Regulation · · Score: 1

    Without proper regulation though, it could be a burning hunk of metal from anybody who had the means to get up there. I think that's the issue really. Obviously I don't want any of this to be tied down, and I think the recent events have been amazing to witness... but if a flaming rocket booster shell landed in my yard, I'd want/need some regulation so the rightful owners can be identified, and take care of it, ya know?

    -Jesse

  18. Re:The snake and the eagle on Congress Plans Space Tourism Regulation · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whoa there Cries-with-bears.

    The regulation in effect pretains to things like early stage boosters falling onto peoples houses and such. Basic regulation like that is necessary to protect the innocent. It just sets responsibilities for things falling from space on someone, so we don't have large space debris raining down at many hundreds of miles an hour into populated area. Get it?

    -Jesse

  19. Re:Most of you are wrong on A Car With A Mind Of Its Own · · Score: 1

    His brakes still worked though; and was how he eventually stopped the car, he was just too much of a puss to push _really_ hard the first hour or so apparently, or he was lying.

    Either way, my point is the guy is either a moron or lying.

    -Jesse

  20. Most of you are wrong on A Car With A Mind Of Its Own · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's why:

    About turning off the ignition: The only time it is hard to steer a car without power assist is when the car is sitting still, or moving only very slowly (less than ~3 mph). When the wheels are rolling, it is just as easy to turn (I have removed my power steering to save weight in a car that isn't light by any means, I'm a skinny geek and it isn't a problem). The brakes might possibly lose their power assist (unless they are vacuum assist), but even then, as long as you know that the brakes will be harder to push, it isn't _that_ hard.

    Next time you are driving in a large isolated stretch of road, try flooring it and putting on the brakes to try to overcome the engine. The car will come to a complete stop (unless you drive a POS with worn out brakes) even with the engine floored. Also, the emergency brake should have a mostly similar reaction, though you will probably end up dragging the rear tires along the ground, given the propensity for front wheel drive these days.

    Third, many cruise control systems (not sure about brand-spankin' new cars) use some sort of vacuum or hydraulic control over the throttle pedal. You can physically override the cruise control by pulling up on the throttle pedal.

    Fourth, he should have been able to put the car into neutral, even in an automatic. If the car is modern enough to have cruise control, it will slip into neutral, and the engine RPMs will bounce off the rev limiter, and not grenade the engine either (modern engines can run for weeks at maximum rpm without problems). Pull the car over, pop the hood, disconnect the battery or spark plugs until it stops running.

    This guy is either a complete moron, or someone looking to speed down the highway semi-legally.

    -Jesse

  21. Re:what?? on Space Station Turning Into a Trash Heap · · Score: 1

    22,000 miles. Just so nobody gets confused.

    -Jesse

  22. Re:I'm curious as to why Matter + Antimatter = Ene on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 1

    Thank you kindly aah... sexylicious. That was the missing keystone. I'm just brain-weary from staring at my screen all day, dealing with CSS (and I'm an EE, how'd this happen?).

    -Jesse

  23. I'm curious as to why Matter + Antimatter = Energy on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 1

    I know this is a _gross_ oversimplification, but 1 + -1 = 0. So... is "anti"matter just a misnomer somewhat, or am I looking at it from the wrong parabola?

    I always thought it'd be funny if antimatter + matter just equalled a nifty "fop" noise and then nothing.

    -Jesse

  24. Re:Wifi Support on palmOne Announces Tungsten T5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Subaru STi Ships without a Radio (wireless, heh) from the factory. It's a brand new top-of-the-line boy-racer mobile.

    -Jesse

  25. Re:Mt St Helens seismic and other info on Mount St. Helens Alert Status Increased · · Score: 1

    Wonderful view of the mountain this morning *G*

    -Jesse