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  1. Actually, yes it can on Via-based Handheld Game Console Runs PC Games · · Score: -1, Troll
  2. more information on More on Global Dimming · · Score: 2, Informative

    more on global dimming here

  3. Re:LOLOLOLOL BONGHORN!!111~~~ on Toronto Open Source Conference Report · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    that's the idea dipshit

  4. gnaa niggers on Toronto Open Source Conference Report · · Score: -1, Troll

    niggers gnaa

    it makes sense

  5. gnaa releases new study on Walmart Begins Rollout of RFID and EPC Tags · · Score: -1, Troll

    (GNN) GNAA, Nigeria - The Gay Nigger Association of America today released its findings from a recent study in numerical and alphabetical gender. Spokesperson Lysol confirmed what most people were already speculating--the number 12 is gay.

    The thirteen month study included participants from many planets and countries inhabited by gay niggers, and included the numbers 0-30 and all the letters of the english alphabet. Certain discrepencies included the perceived gender of the letter W and the letter T. Some felt W to be wholly female and thus repugnant, but others felt T was more of a transvestite or effeminate male letter. Others still muddled the presumptions by finding certain letters to have no gender at all.

    However, it was unanimously found that the number 12 was homosexual. Not a single participant of the fourteen million interviewed found the number twelve to be anything but wholly queer by design. Next month, a new study conducted by the GNAA will attempt to discover the true colors of letters and numbers, in a similar fashion to this study. It will then be settled once and for all: Is 12 black and thus the true number of the Gay Nigger?

    About GNAA
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    Are you GAY ?
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    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
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  6. Final Straw? on NetBSD Trademark Application Completed · · Score: -1, Troll

    Really, this is just another nail in the coffin. The BSD has been closing themselves off in the name of hedonism and elitism for years, and this just cements it. The BSD people don't care about opensource because their game is control. Control over every little aspect instead of letting the users as a community determine the destiny of their operating system. I personally don't feel this is right at all.

    Maybe the "BSD is dying" trolls are right. I certainly wish they weren't.

  7. horn on Technology Spontaneously Combusts In Sicily · · Score: 1

    it was a horn, not a sub.

  8. 100 cups? on Death by Coffee? · · Score: 1

    I assume you're putting sugar in there.

    Let's just assume a cup of coffee is 200 calories.

    That's 20,000 calories you're ingesting there. Roughly 5 pounds of fat once your body stores that as excess.

    So, if you don't die from the caffiene, you're well on you way to looking like cowboyneal.

  9. Merit on The Wrong Stuff · · Score: 1

    I can see where he's coming from, but this looks like yet another piece of opinion in the 'should people be in space' debate. To be honest, I find it hard to make a judgement in such matters when I've never been in space. It's all about perspective.

  10. Gnome/KDE on KDE And Gnome Together At Last? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You have to admit both have strong qualities that the other does not. For instance, the Gnome stuff has a tendency to run a little better for me while the KDE stuff looks a bit cleaner. Aesthetics, yes, but it sells it to me. Maybe they just want to offer that whole 'choice' thing Open Source keeps talking about.

  11. 'Technothrillers' on The Zenith Angle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Technothrillers are nice, but I'm hoping the characters are a bit more developed instead of the stereotypical caste that they seem to come from in this guys' and everyone else's 'technothrillers'. I can understand why more of the bend is on other details, but it would really enthrall me. I will however not judge this one until I've read it, but it's just food for thought.

  12. Holy crap on Novell Announces SUSE Linux 9.1 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Suse 9.1 is awesome. I even got my grandma to switch to it without whining too much.

    If you're still using Windows and need a push to Open Source, go with Suse, for real.

  13. I've seen a few of these before on Pictorial and Written History of Bell Systems · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We had a couple in our dorm room. Nowadays, I've got two in my office here at work. Clients are always impressed by them and make comments.

    Never underestimate good office decor.

  14. Free Market? on Real Sues Baseball Over Windows Media · · Score: 1

    Apparently Real thinks that it's okay to undermine the free market.

    Unless Microsoft has made some sort of exclusive deal in an effort block out everyone else, I can't see how this lawsuit will have merit.

    Hell, looks like even Baseball can see that even Windows Media format is 10 times better than the hunk of shit Real makes.

  15. The Easy Answer on Improving Terrible Handwriting? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slow down. That's all. Just slow down and make your letters look extremely clear. Take great pride in your handwriting, and learn to appreciate it (once you develop it more).

    That's how I improved mine.

  16. Porn pulls more traffic than god on Online Porn - The Technology Testbed? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you want to test a particular platform for scalability, have a porn outfit try it out.

    It only makes sense, considering how rooted in sex we human beings really are. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of, and if as a race we could be more open with our sexuality, it wouldn't cause so many other problems.

  17. Sorry on Obtaining Legal MP3s Outside of the U.S.? · · Score: -1, Troll

    To be honest, the answer is a tough one to have an answer for, and if you were going to buy an iPod, you should've thought about this in the first place. I don't know if you just wanted to be the cool guy with the iPod, or what, but you can't just buy every shiny little thing you see on TV.

  18. Optimizations on Implementing CIFS · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's because of a couple of optimizations Samba does. More info is available here on that.

  19. The Problem with Encyclopedias on How The Web Ruined The Encyclopedia Business · · Score: 1

    Encyclopedias are not efficient at all. When you have millions of different people in command of so many different areas of information, trying to store that information all in one place makes it a waste of time, when it's all being collectively worked on in a distributed fashion. While you have to filter out noise from the signal, you know good information when you see it. Anything with .edu on the end of it (As long as there's no ~ in the url ;) is a good start. But really, insteead of this medium that we can't change, we're given something much more valuable than the 1400 dollars (or whatever) you'd pay for an Encyclopedia set. This is just the market at work.

  20. Self-Pleasure Circuit on Bloggers' Plagiarism Scientifically Proven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Has anyone else ever noticed how much blogs just reference eachother and talk about how amazing blogs are, while not really doing anything all that insightful or significant? Most of the time they just keep posting the same old thing you saw on that other guy's blog, while offering nothing new.

    I'm just suprised that this whole fad has lasted this long.

    Let's be realistic here. The scripting ability necessary to create a weblog is next to nil. It's not that amazing of a thing. It's a nice format, I'll give you that, but it doesn't deserve the hype. It's just about time that people start noticing this and pointing out the vapidity in the 'blogging scene'.

  21. Well ... video too? on Microsoft Gadget Keeps Record of Your Life · · Score: 1

    I don't think this is the first time something like this has came around, but now that Microsoft is pushing it, it might just take off.

    I really like the idea of this. There's so many times I wish I had a camera for a certain moment, or to embarass someone later.

    Now, video would also be cool, but probably less feasible.

  22. True? on Star Wars Episode III Spoiler Photos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know, I've been a fan of star wars for a long time, mostly my whole life, but over the past year or two, it's started to wane.

    I basically did what this guy says to do, albeit with different books, and more and more, I don't like Star Wars as much. In fact, I'm starting to really hate it.

    On the other hand, I'm finding some really amazing books that keep me hooked, and I'm starting to even read non-scifi books, which is pretty suprising for me.

    So, even though it looks like a blatant troll, it has real insight.

  23. Half-life of Viruses on The Virus Squad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "There's still a big perception out there that only broadband users need one," Lee says. "Everyone needs a firewall, along with antivirus."

    This rings all too true. If forwarding ports for certain applications wasn't such a pain in the ass, I would say make ISPs require firewalls or find a way to have some sort of personal firewall for their connection that they can access from the internet and change the settings on. Just a thought.

    This would bring up other problems, but it'd at least stop a lot of problems with trojans and open relays.

  24. Man, this really pisses me off on Webmonkey Closes its Doors · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I learned a lot of shit from webmonkey. I'm going to go as far as to say that they're doing a grave injustice to those who are just learning things like PHP by closing their doors. Hell, they're doing an injustice to the internet itself. It's built on knowledge, so I only hope their reference materials will be available in other formats.

  25. Monopoly? on Second Lawsuit Filed Against ICANN (and VeriSign) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The monopolistic charges kind of caught my eye, because they ring kind of true. Why should ICANN be the only body governing these sorts of things?