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Via-based Handheld Game Console Runs PC Games

An anonymous reader writes "Via Technologies has teamed up with Ministry of Mobile Affairs (no, it's not a government agency) to build a handheld game console based on Windows XP Embedded that runs existing PC games. Described as the world's first handheld gaming device based on the x86 architecture, the Eve Mobile Gaming Console is said to be capable of instantly running thousands of existing PC games. Eve's embedded computer is built around a 533MHz Via Eden-N processor (which supports SSE and MMX) equipped with 128MB DDR266 SDRAM, and a 20GB hard drive. A built-in 4-inch LCD screen supports resolutions up to 640 x 480 pixels." The initial impressions are pretty grim, and the form factor leaves something to be desired, at least for a product vying for a share of the GBA market.

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  1. Is that a Moma in your pocket? by l810c · · Score: 4, Interesting
    First thing I thought when I looked at it, is where are you going to carry it? That thing wouldn't fit in a pocket or bookbag or briefcase. The pictures don't quite jive with this comment from the Moma website:

    Modular -- Screen unit detaches from the controller. Carry just the screen unit around for media on the go. Swap controllers for a customized gaming experience.

    This and the fact that there's nothing on the screen lead me to believe this is a Very early prototype and I'm doubting it's going to make it out 1st Q 2005.

    1. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Modular -- Screen unit detaches from the controller. Carry just the screen unit around for media on the go. Swap controllers for a customized gaming experience.

      A detachable screen? I though the form factor in the renderings was bad, but a detachable screen is worse! What happens if you lose the screen -- will they send you a replacement? How are they going to keep the contacts clean?

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    2. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      And just for that one reason alone, it won't tackle the GBA in the handheld gaming market. Even though the GBA may cannot stand up against it performance wise, it's portability makes it a more fun piece of equipment to have.

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    3. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by Imidazole · · Score: 0

      x86 handheld will be great. Emulate gameboy, Gamegear, PS1, NES, SNES, everything in a 'handheld' form factor!

    4. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by black+mariah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, what happens when you lose your Gameboy? You bought it, you take care of it. Lose it, tough shit.

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    5. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by 56ker · · Score: 1

      Yep, they're cheap enough to replace with minimal impact on your wallet.... however LCD displays vary in price enormously - replacement ones can end up costing more than the cost of the entire unit.

    6. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep the Contacts clean?
      I think it's more likely that the brains and battery of the unit are in the screen part, and the controller is like a usb joystick.

      There probably will only be a simple connector between the two.

    7. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just an FYI, the word as you are using it should be "jibe" not "jive".

    8. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by black+mariah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nevertheless, losing it falls into the "Tough shit" category along with losing anything else.

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    9. Re:Is that a Moma in your pocket? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Lets hope its USB so I can just plug a full keyboard and mouse in.

  2. Solution in search of a problem by erick99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Sometimes folks come up with a solution for a problem that doesn't exist. Then, they try to reverse-engineer the problem. Anyway, from one of the articles:

    "It's funny that you say that it comes out of nowhere," said Andrew "Bunnie" Hwang, the "minister of mobile affairs" at The Ministry of Mobile Affairs (MoMA), based in San Diego. "It actually fills a vacuum in the market," of an X86-based handheld, he said.

    It actually gets better when he explains that you can pay to "unlock" the device (like hackers won't figure this out within a day or two...":

    If a user wishes, Hwang added, he can purchase a separate SIM card "for a reasonable price" that will completely unlock the console, so users can download whatever content they wish.

    I guess we will see what happens in the marketplace.....

    Happy Trails!

    Erick

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    1. Re:Solution in search of a problem by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Insightful

      like hackers won't figure this out within a day or two

      Can you say iOpener?

      LK

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    2. Re:Solution in search of a problem by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'll point out the truely ironic part, Andrew "Bunnie" Hwang, is the hardcore X-Box hacker who figured out a number of ways to overcome the X-Box security features. A number of slashdot articles have mentioned him, or his projects. Including the facts that he had a really hard time publishing his books on hacks for the X-Box.

      Interesting. Very intersting.

      Kirby

    3. Re:Solution in search of a problem by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty good idea, with some changes.

      Dump XP (or make it dual-boot). Change the form factor. Lose the stupid DRM. Make it foldable, with various controller options (SMS style keyboard, d-pad, a-pad, track-ball), jump up the horsepower a bit and you have a tiny laptop.

      It could give my Zodiac a run for it's money.

    4. Re:Solution in search of a problem by corian · · Score: 1

      "It actually fills a vacuum in the market," of an X86-based handheld, he said.

      Some vacuum. Perhaps just a lack of demand?

    5. Re:Solution in search of a problem by tiptone · · Score: 1

      i didn't read the article, but noticed the name you posted in your comment. the last name is spelled different, but the nickname is the same, so i assume.....

      Andrew "bunnie" Huang is the author of Hacking the Xbox. quite a good read.

      mostly OT, sorry.

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    6. Re:Solution in search of a problem by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1

      dump xp? for what, linux? Doesnt that defeat the purpose of making it a games system?

    7. Re:Solution in search of a problem by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      tiny laptop

    8. Re:Solution in search of a problem by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      They already make those.

      Too bad they only sell 'em in Japan.

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    9. Re:Solution in search of a problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Except i-Opener hacking is poorly documented. You have to run all over the web to find out everything you really need to know. I think you should say "Xbox" instead or you'll give people the wrong idea.

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    10. Re:Solution in search of a problem by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      What did folks end up doing with that little thing? Anything useful besides a terminal server?

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    11. Re:Solution in search of a problem by torpor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      no, you're missing the point. the iOpener was a $99 device which really should've cost something like $249... the only reason it was so cheap was because the company was expecting people to subscribe to their ISP services with it ... in the end, though, it became a "$99 PC", courtesy of wily hackers...

      and hey, its not so freakin' hard to hack an iOpener, or find details on how to do it ... there's this web site called 'google', which you might be able to find the URL for if you're really elite ... that'll tell you all about it ...

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    12. Re:Solution in search of a problem by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1

      this wasn't meant to be a tiny laptop, it was meant to be a games console. it's like putting linux on xbox

    13. Re:Solution in search of a problem by bunnie · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is me. The security "features" are designed to make a compromise between developers and users like you and me. So there are two options you can take. You can take the blue pill, and have XPe pre-installed, but have a locked console that you can later unlock with a card. Or you can take the red pill, and get a console with no OS, but unlocked. From the cost perspective to us, the price is about the same. However, XPe is not free to us, so we have to pass on the cost of that to users somehow, hence the unlock card.

      The unlock card architecture is not designed to be bulletproof. It is hackable. Making it unhackable would be too expensive. However, I'm placing bets that the unlock card will be cheaper and easier to use than a mod. Plus, the unlock card contains some useful features for other useage contexts (I'm not saying that everyone will find it useful) that are essentially irreproduceable.

      So--hackers who want to explore, they are free to explore and have fun. The security architecture of the console will be fully disclosed, I'll even tell you how you could mod it, but that might ruin the fun. Users who just want to extend the console hardware and software, have an easy path to do so from day one. It only helps me if the guys here want to slap a keyboard on this or build a beowulf or drive a toaster--I'm trying to provide hardware, other people make the apps. And users who just want to play games in a traditional model can do so too.

    14. Re:Solution in search of a problem by bunnie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The security "features" are designed to make a compromise between developers and users like you and me. So there are two options you can take. You can take the blue pill, and have XPe pre-installed, but have a locked console that you can later unlock with a card. Or you can take the red pill, and get a console with no OS, but unlocked. From the cost perspective to us, the price is about the same. However, XPe is not free to us, so we have to pass on the cost of that to users somehow, hence the unlock card. The unlock card architecture is not designed to be bulletproof. It is hackable. Making it unhackable would be too expensive. However, I'm placing bets that the unlock card will be cheaper and easier to use than a mod. Plus, the unlock card contains some useful features for other useage contexts (I'm not saying that everyone will find it useful) that are essentially irreproduceable. So--hackers who want to explore, they are free to explore and have fun. The security architecture of the console will be fully disclosed, I'll even tell you how you could mod it, but that might ruin the fun. Users who just want to extend the console hardware and software, have an easy path to do so from day one. It only helps me if the guys here want to slap a keyboard on this or build a beowulf or drive a toaster--I'm trying to provide hardware, other people make the apps. And users who just want to play games in a traditional model can do so too. I'd also like to point out that this is not an iOpener because it's not sold at a loss. Think of it like a portable DVD player, when they first came out. They were larger and heavier than this, had a shorter battery life, and sold at around $1000. Now, they are *still* larger than this (the DVD format fundamentally limits your size...) but at least some of them are as cheap as $200, most of them hovering around the $300-500 price point. Do these sell at the million per month rate? no. Is this meant to sell at the million per month rate? no. Unfortunately, with all the hype these days around the PSP and DS, people try to compare it to these consoles, thinking we're in the same market they are. We aren't. The upside is if mass market starts adopting the product, but our business model is flexible enough to survive on a smaller market.

  3. beowulf cluster by xzai · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ahh nevermind

  4. The question is by Kelz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can it play monkey island?

    1. Re:The question is by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can it play monkey island?

      Not until someone ports ScummVM to it.

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    2. Re:The question is by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Someone needs to make a grog dispenser mod...

    3. Re:The question is by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      If it's indeed compatible with XP, then no porting would be required.

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    4. Re:The question is by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Different inputs. At the very least, you'll need a way to map the d-pad and the buttons to the appropriate keys/mouse/whatever.

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    5. Re:The question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can it play monkey island?

      In [insert contry here] Can Monkey Island play you???

    6. Re:The question is by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      Use Joystick 2 Mouse, assuming that it works as a standard joystick.

  5. But can it play Duke Nukem Forever??? by gareth6889 · · Score: 0

    Fully sick, brother! :)

    1. Re:But can it play Duke Nukem Forever??? by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      It can play Duke Nukem, but only until it runs out of batteries.

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  6. bring back the emulators by Kjuib · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That should run most of the older emulators just fine. From console to PC back to console, go figure. Now if it would only butter my toast for me.

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    1. Re:bring back the emulators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it'd would barely be passable as an emulator. I've got a VIA M10000 system running at 1Ghz, and a more than a few games stutter under an emulator.

    2. Re:bring back the emulators by tukkayoot · · Score: 1
      Yep, I read that Gizmodo comments the guy had for the device, and he misses the whole point. Nobody needs to develop any games for the system, the games are already there... thousands of Windows/DOS games and thousands of console, arcade and hand-held games.

      Of course, they are likely going to have to fight off some litigation...

      But after downloading the VisualBoy Advance, and a couple roms... as far as I can tell, GBA emulation has pretty much been perfected. I'm not sure what kind of processing power you need to emulate a GBA, but I suspect not very much.

      Of course, the current model for the device is pretty ugly, and I'm skeptical, but the idea has some promise.

      The thing is, they're going to have to profit off hardware sales, because I doubt there are going to be many developers paying a decent licensing fee to develop games specifically for the system. And with a built in hard drive along with everything else, I can't see the system being too inexpensive.

      My next handheld (first since the original GameBoy) will be a GBADB, I think.

    3. Re:bring back the emulators by Singletoned · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm looking forward to run MAME on it. Playing the original Aliens v Predator on a train... That'll be cool.

  7. Form factor leaves something to be desired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just wait till the longhorn version comes out. You'll have to drag around a highend desktop computer just to run it.

  8. It can play PC Games but.... by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    most PC games have too many buttons.

    1. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whereas this has too many joysticks. The renderings show a directional pad, a pair of joysticks, four buttons, and what looks like a rocker switch. How are you going to emulate games that need all that on a PC?

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    2. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by steveha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The renderings show a directional pad, a pair of joysticks, four buttons, and what looks like a rocker switch.

      In other words, the standard set of controls on a typical console game pad these days.

      So, this will be great for playing any game that can be mapped to those controls, and doesn't need more performance than a VIA Eden chip at 533 MHz can provide. (Hint: Doom III is not going to run on this thing.) Oh, and don't forget that the screen is only 4 inches, so you'll never play games like StarCraft on it unless you have eyes like an eagle.

      Summary: this would be great for playing old console games, if anyone bothered to port them from the console to this thing. And it would be great for arcade emulation for low-detail games.

      Would you pay over $500 for a hard-to-carry gadget that could only do that? Me neither.

      steveha

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    3. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is also a divx player

    4. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by archivis · · Score: 1

      Oh boy. 4 inch movie screen!

      Rock my world!

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    5. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Standard for consoles, yes. For PC? No. The second analog pad will never, ever be used.

      IMHO, they're taking the wrong approach. Ditch the control stick, make it just a screen with ports on the side. Just make the damn thing run USB and make some custom control devices that you can attach the screen to. Then, if you want to use their analog control pad, you can - or they kan make a keyboard that you can use as a screenmount instead. Or I can wire up four USB gamepads and my friends can crowd around to play bomberman.

    6. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more, there are some pretty small mice out there too. 50% of the reason I HATE consoles is the lack of the mouse. Give this thing a WASDF, Spacebar, CTRL, ALT and a mouse and I'd be more likely to think about it. Basically as I see it this thing is perfect for Halflife, Natural-Selection, CS, pick up games.

    7. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Exactly - although I'm certain any gamepad for it will be able to bind to keyboard keys. Gravis has been doing that since the 90s. Although I might prefer a trackball just so I can play in my lap. While I don't have the skillz myself, I've seen people mouseaim with a trackball as well as I can with a mouse, so I know its doable.

      And don't stop at neolithic Half-Life - this thing could do UT.

    8. Re:It can play PC Games but.... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Give this thing a WASDF, Spacebar, CTRL, ALT [...]

      What about DEL?

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  9. Next on Slashdot... by quizwedge · · Score: 1

    a group has managed to hack the moma and it is now running linux without copy protection.

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  10. nice.. by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but is it going to be ever built by anyone and sold at retail? sounds like a support nightmare. also in the pics it's good to use, but only at places you could bring your laptop to(it's bulky).

    would be fucking awesome for emulators and stuff like that though..

    but I'll put my dollar on the bet that says "nice research project for pr purposes, to be never really hit the market properly if at all."

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  11. Existing games. by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When they say existing PC games, they must really mean it! Not current, but existing. The question is how long do those games have to have existed for? The hardware config is totally insufficient, aesthetics and usability aside.

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    1. Re:Existing games. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Well, it would probably run games like Starcraft just fine.

      Just not the shiney new games like Battlefield.

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    2. Re:Existing games. by N1KO · · Score: 1

      But games are supposed to be fun. Playing starcraft without a keyboard would be a bit slow but not impossible. Playing starcraft without a mouse and with a tiny screen would be horrible.

    3. Re:Existing games. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure they had it for the playstation or something, and it was really popular.

      But I know what you mean.

      PC games, since the age of the GUI (and even before, to an extent) often revolve around the mouse and the availability of many keys.

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    4. Re:Existing games. by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      It's about 50% as fast as the XBox CPU.

      Toss a decent video chip in there, tone down the resolution for the screen size, and you could be good to go.

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    5. Re:Existing games. by aflat362 · · Score: 1
      The first thing I thought about was a gameboy like thing that you could play old PC games like Wolfenstien, Doom, etc.

      I think that in theory there's enough cool old PC games to make this work. Problem is I'm not sure if there's enough people that still want to play the old games. . . Nintendo has us all playing SNES Games again so maybe there are enough people.

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  12. Does it wrap around your butt-cheeks? by orthogonal · · Score: 1, Funny

    If it folded (or better, slid open to reveal a mini-keyboard) I'd buy it to replace my Zaurus and run 20GB of MP3s and a copy of xmms (or winamp).

    But with that elbow bend, it's useless.

    1. Re:Does it wrap around your butt-cheeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Zaurus would outperform it by a factor of 2.

  13. Forget gaming - this gadget has other uses by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looks like a low power server to me. Or a GPS unit with software you can update. I'd sit one on the dash of my van.

    It'd also be great for emulation. The thing just screams MAME. Or Ultimate Amiga Emulator.

    How about portable network analyzer? It'll probably run standard Linux distros.

    This thing is not a toy. Well..ok. It is a toy, but it's useful too.

    Weaselmancer

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    1. Re:Forget gaming - this gadget has other uses by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Looks like a low power server to me. Or a GPS unit with software you can update. I'd sit one on the dash of my van.

      It'd also be great for emulation. The thing just screams MAME. Or Ultimate Amiga Emulator.


      Assuming there are emulators for Linux (never looked, but I can't imagine they aren't out there) it sounds like you're in the market for a Zaurus.

    2. Re:Forget gaming - this gadget has other uses by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      Assuming there are emulators for Linux

      http://www.zophar.net/unix/unix.phtml

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    3. Re:Forget gaming - this gadget has other uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that I can hear?

      ... Hack me, hack me ...

      ;-)
  14. PC games by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Informative

    If it plays Diablo II, it's a lot smaller than the thing I currently lug to LAN sessions.

    1. Re:PC games by System.out.println() · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you play play Diablo II without a mouse, you deserve a cookie.

    2. Re:PC games by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I see no mention of ethernet there though. Then again I suppose a wireless bridge isn't out of the question.

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    3. Re:PC games by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      If you play play Diablo II without a mouse, you deserve a cookie.
      It's got USB, but I have tried playing with a laptop touchpad and that ends badly.
    4. Re:PC games by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      I see no mention of ethernet there though. Then again I suppose a wireless bridge isn't out of the question.
      I've played Diablo II over 802.11b and it's fine. Both my regular LAN gaming location and my house have it, so no problem there.
  15. Can it run outlook or palm desktop by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ... and maple or mathmatica?

    Yes it wont sync but it would be nice to use it as a pda/calculator/game machine. Why settle on just one this.

    Hmm maybe if any VIA employee's are reading this, you may want to consider mathmatical keys and a mini qwerty keybord. If it runs more things than games you could expand your marketshare.

    1. Re:Can it run outlook or palm desktop by apepooooop · · Score: 1

      so is this a step up from a PDA or a step down from a computer?

  16. First handheld device ! by lethalwp · · Score: 4, Funny



    Via is proud to present its first new line of handheld game console that has all the abilities of windows XP, this all into your pocket!

    - it bluescreens
    - it eats more power than required, replace the batteries every 2 hours
    - you have to reinstall windows xp every month
    - it can get worms if you plug it on internet! (no need to install outlook, the disk share will be enough)
    - ... :)

    Can it run linux? :)

    1. Re:First handheld device ! by homeobocks · · Score: 0

      Um . . . I think you need to buy the extra SIM to get the viruses and bluescreens^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^ H^H^H^H extra features.

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    2. Re:First handheld device ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H...

      You know, you could try using ^W and save yourself twenty keystrokes or so...

    3. Re:First handheld device ! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I love how this is a troll when at least two of the four points (1 and 4) are fairly accurate and the other two aren't far off either.

      Someone mod this funny, damnit... or something.

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    4. Re:First handheld device ! by raodin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, ok?

      1 - Don't be silly, I use XP on one of my machines daily and I haven't had a bluescreen in more than a year. Last time I did it was bad memory.

      2 - I get slightly better battery life on my laptop in XP compared to linux - About 15 minutes better. I could probably eek out a bit more in linux, but the point is neither has a big advantage.

      3 - The XP machine mentioned in point one hasn't been reinstalled in an even longer time period than the last bluescreen.

      4 - No real argument here, MS ships with atrocious defaults regarding security.

      Its mildly funny, and certainly not a troll, but its not exactly accurate.

    5. Re:First handheld device ! by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1

      XP barely ever bluescreens, and it's XP embedded, which means its built into the motherboard (that's why it's called embedded), which means its not changeable, which means you'll never have to, or be able to reinstall it

    6. Re:First handheld device ! by homeobocks · · Score: 0

      Unless you flash the EPROM, of course

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    7. Re:First handheld device ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly, I use XP on one of my machines daily and I haven't had a bluescreen in more than a year. Last time I did it was bad memory.

      Well, it isn't silly. I maintain several XP machines here for work and, yeah, they don't bluescreen, but they do lock up and require rebooting (or reboot themselves) several time a week. And that bad memory thing has been making its way thru Slashdot a lot lately... BULL! I took a couple of the most offensive XP machines and reloaded with Win2k; no problem anymore!

      I get slightly better battery life on my laptop in XP compared to linux - About 15 minutes better. I could probably eek out a bit more in linux, but the point is neither has a big advantage.

      It is really off-topic to move this to a laptop discussion. The problem is the minimum machine required to run XP! (no flames please; it does take more horsepower to run XP!) and the bigger, faster machines do eat up battery quicker!

      How did this get modded insightful? Microsoft has made great strides lately but XP is getting much more credit than it deserves here on Slashdot. I manage systems for work on a daily basis and my experience with XP contradicts this: XP is a large step down from win2k in terms of BOTH performance and stability.

  17. That was fast! by homeobocks · · Score: 0

    How long till someone reserves http://moma-linux.sf.net/ ?

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  18. cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it runs starcraft and/or civilization 2, gimme one right now!

  19. I hope it comes to market by AVryhof · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hope this thing comes to market. Then Fails, Think Dreamcast Folks!

    It's likely to be cheaper than an iPaq, and if it has USB (which makes me wonder how you get the games onto the 20GB Hard Drive) you can plug a USB Mini Hub into it for Keyboard/Mouse and have a sweet little Linux Box... or even a portable Emulation System....The possibilities look appealing.

    Arrgh! But I don't think you'd want to try word processing on a 4" screen.

    1. Re:I hope it comes to market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The Dreamcast was (and still is) one of the greatest 3D game system ever made. Its failure comes from the lack of good advertisment and the possibility to copy games very easily. It has absolutely no connection with this piece of crap that won't fill any so called needs.

    2. Re:I hope it comes to market by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      It's likely to be cheaper than an iPaq,

      Highly doubtful...

    3. Re:I hope it comes to market by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Yes, the console was successful for homebrewers PRECISELY because it failed. And homebrewers obviously want consoles to fail so they can longer purchase them. Excellent logic. I'd expect more from a low-number user.

  20. Vaporware by KrispyKringle · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is just plain vaporware. According to the Gizmodo article, it's a mini-ITX. Gee, the advantages of that over an x86 laptop are what, exactly? The lack of a folding screen?

    So let's see...it's a 500MHz x86 with only 128MB of RAM, a fixed LCD that goes only to 640x480, and a case that exists only in the crappy renders of second-rate designers. And it seems like it's meant to be limited only to games, not other Windows applications. Sure beats a standard laptop...

    Anybody care to explain why I should think this is more than (exceptionally incompetent) vaporware?

    1. Re:Vaporware by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Sure beats a standard laptop... "

      On an airplane it sure would. Though I'd rather have a Nintendo DS.

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    2. Re:Vaporware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a mini-ITX. Someone forwarded the info to me from a post on mini-itx.com and I made a bad assumption. That's why it is crossed out now.

      Joel (Editor, Gizmodo.com)

    3. Re:Vaporware by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      It's some kind of sub nano-itx form factor called Grace.

    4. Re:Vaporware by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      I've gotta go PSP from what I've seen so far. If it has the pressure-sensitive buttons of the PS2 I'm going to love playing Gran Turismo on long drives. Granted, the last Nintendo I owned was an N64/GB color, but I've played a few of their more recent games, and I can't say that they capture my attention any more. I think the PSP is going to be the Portable Gaming System for the Experienced Gamer/eye candy-loving connaiseur. Just like the PS and PS2 are (versus Nintendo's offerings, not XBox)..

      But that's just me.

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  21. x86? So what? by homeobocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It claims that having an x86 CPU is a big plus, but how many consumers either: a) know what a processor architecture is, or b) care? It could be so that it runs Windows, to play Windows games, but with the size of the hard drive (20gb) and the current size of games (UT2004 is >5gb), how many PC games will fit? In a year, when the MoMA is released, I don't think that games will be getting any smaller.

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    1. Re:x86? So what? by Frenchy_2001 · · Score: 1

      would you really play UT2k4 on a 533MHz processor anyway? I did not think so... However, if you think about the kind of games that come out on the GBA, this is a *VERY* capable console. Hell, 30%+ of the games on GBA are nothing more than ports of SNES games to the portable. I emulated SNES perfectly on whimpier computers than that. To compete with the GBA games, that would be fine. Supermarkets are full of ~$10 games that are 3-5 years old and still as fun. Someone mentioned Monkey Island, you could talk about tetris, worms or other simple games that came originally on FLOPPIES! The only problem so far is price (and it is a big one). But game possibilities and multimedia? This side seems covered...

    2. Re:x86? So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30%+ of the games on GBA are nothing more than ports of SNES games to the portable.

      You're a retard.

  22. Re:A good thing. by Kelz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If that doesn't deserve an OT mod, then nothing does.

  23. CD-ROM by rayde · · Score: 5, Insightful
    how about all those PC games that require the CD to be in the drive while playing??

    *COUGH* vaporware *COUGH*

    1. Re:CD-ROM by System.out.println() · · Score: 2, Funny

      *COUGH* vaporware *COUGH*

      Maybe Duke Nukem Forever will run on this thing. :D

    2. Re:CD-ROM by lemody · · Score: 1
      just apply the crack supplied with rar-packets!

      :)

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  24. Another footnote? by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

    Most likely. After all, who wants to play PC games they played 3 years ago even if they are portable?

    1. Re:Another footnote? by kunudo · · Score: 2, Funny

      *cough* counterstrike *cough*

      Yes, it's as popular as ever, if you hadn't noticed.

    2. Re:Another footnote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed, 3 years is not far enough. almost all the games from three years ago will look just like poor men's version of today's games.

      7+ years ago would benefit from nostalgia factor...

    3. Re:Another footnote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me. Neverwinter Nights is the only game released in the last three years that I still have an interest in. Other than that, I miss much older games a lot more. Just today I was talking to somebody about X-Wing, and this ought to play the Collector's Series and Alliance just fine. Warcraft 2. Half-life. Wing Commander: Prophecy. I'd love to play them all again. It's not a very impressive system in its own right, but the concept is perfectly sound.

  25. I might buy one... by steveha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...in about a year, after this crashes and burns horribly in the marketplace, when they dump the remaining inventory through TigerDirect or eBay or something. After the miserable failure of this product, we will probably be able to get one for a couple hundred dollars or so.

    I mean, look at the thing. $500, then you get to pay more to turn on the disabled features? A weird, non-foldable shape that won't fit in a pocket and might not even fit in a briefcase? This thing is a trainwreck of a product.

    I just hope the product engineers planned ahead for the dismal sales, and designed it to be easy to hack (bootable from USB, etc.)

    This would make a decent little gadget for playing my old Atari 2600 games. The tiny screen wouldn't be a handicap and the controls are right there. If you can get MAME on it you could play quite a lot of stuff.

    You could also use it as a "photo wallet" (each day on vacation, dump all your photos to its hard drive, look at them with the screen to verify that they are there, and wipe your camera's chips clean for the next day). It only has CompactFlash, though.

    You could even use it as a universal remote for your home; with 802.11 networking, it could talk to a computer and you could then do anything.

    Of course you could use it as a portable audio/video player, if you can deal with the awkward shape.

    Let's hope they make lots of these things before they figure out that no one wants them; they'll be really cheap!

    steveha

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    1. Re:I might buy one... by base_chakra · · Score: 1

      Emulation looks like one of the few things for which it might be decent--assuming the gamepad feels ok. Locking users into a specific version of an operating system running at a low screen resolution with a gamepad interface severely limits the number of games that would be playable on this unit.

      Attempting to play ScummVM games with a stylus on a Clié PEG-N760C was hard enough.

    2. Re:I might buy one... by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my thought exactly. I love my Audrey, it's been happily blinking away in my dining room for 3+ years now, best $130 I ever spent on a computer. If one of these could be put to some useful purpose & only cost $100, I'd get one in a second.

  26. Notebook? by Ryan+Mallon · · Score: 2, Informative

    A small notebook pc would be about as easy to carry around as that thing, and it will play most existing pc games too. Plus the notebook's screen will actual ly fold down, meaning you could store it somewhere when you aren't using it.

  27. PDA/iPod Hybrid? by SamBaughman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Look at Palm devices: more and more games are being added to the library for this family of PDA's. A lot of games are coming out for Microsoft's Pocket PC platform. The only drawback for these systems is a lack of internal storage.

    Look at iPods: a ton of local storage, a well-designed user interface, and the "cool" factor that marketing companies spend billions searching for. But other than video and some basic text notes (that you can't edit on the device), the iPods and other hard drive-based media centers can't play games or do other "computerish" tasks.

    What happens when we combine these two products? Eve. It's a Pocket PC, but since it runs "XP Embedded" you can theoretically run any existing PC game. Spend a little time and effort, and you won't even need a USB keyboard. You could also just store music or video on there.

    It's an RCA Lyra with a bit more processing power and an add-on controller. If they can hit the $500 point next year, there might (might) be a market, but I think more people will buy it for high quality video on a teeny screen than for any gaming options.

    Ooooh, and wi-fi, so you can watch the videos on the other Eves are you...

    1. Re:PDA/iPod Hybrid? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      You would have to be able to swap the HD out I think to do anything fun on it. I guess you could wait for really big USB finger drives....

  28. USB by kunudo · · Score: 1

    THe usb protocol/whatever isbased on a client/server model. Keyboards are clients, the USB controller on you PC is the server. My guess is, that since you're connecting this to your big PC to download games, it only has a client chip.

  29. Who needs that #@?! by amix · · Score: 1

    Seriously... Who needs that shit ? The VIE EDEN platform is not capalbe of playing high qulaity games. The old DOS based games you could play would be fine with DOS. A lot of people might fall on the "plays thousands of PC games" because they think it plays them DOOM3 oh the tram. It won't. When do these companies realize the real need ? A PDA below the USD400 price tag in metal casing, with classical PDA functions and a built in 1.8" HDA so you can seriously use it for MP3. Oh, and add a GPRS system.

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    1. Re:Who needs that #@?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The VIE EDEN platform is not capalbe of playing high qulaity games.

      The only games it's not capable of playing are ones released in the last few years. The ones released in the last few years are crap. Therefore, it is capable of playing all the high quality PC games. Except the ones for which this is too fast...

    2. Re:Who needs that #@?! by shepd · · Score: 1

      >When do these companies realize the real need ? A PDA below the USD400 price tag in metal casing, with classical PDA functions and a built in 1.8" HDA so you can seriously use it for MP3. Oh, and add a GPRS system.

      When you can get GPRS service widely in the US, especially on a train. :-D

      (ok, ok, we know you're british, that's alright)

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    3. Re:Who needs that #@?! by amix · · Score: 1

      I mentioned those games, didn't I ?

      Oh my...

      A 533MHz C3 is not even capabale of the better MAME games. I know what I am talking, since I am writing this on a C3 1GHz Nehemiah.

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    4. Re:Who needs that #@?! by amix · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant GPS ! ;-)

      There is not only the US. I live in EU. Our shops carry very nice PDAs, based on Windows PocketPC OS. They come with full GPS equipment and other stuff for about 379 Euro ! Only dislike I have with them is the missing 1.8" hda and the plastic case.

      I love to have the map visible and a voice guiding me, when I visit abroad with the car.

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    5. Re:Who needs that #@?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. It's made to run PC games. If an emulator works, good for you. But it's meant for PC games. You did know that you can play games natively on your computer, right?

    6. Re:Who needs that #@?! by amix · · Score: 1

      No, what I am addressing is that the low performance of this CPU (lower than P3 Celeron Speeds) is not suited for most of the games.

      If playing old games the ones to choose from are either DOS games (how would you play them on XP ?) and old Win9X games.

      Referring MAME was, because this would be a typical app most people will want to run on a handheld (see ports for handheld if you don't believe).

      But for that it is too slow.

      So, you can't play MAME.
      You can't play modern PC games.
      You can't play DOS games, due to the OS.
      Then, take all the Win9x games, that need different versions of DirectX. You know, that there is good games, that won't work with newer DirectX being installed ?

      So, to make a sum: Whoever buys this geadget is stupid or has been fooled. But then, you make a good candidate, right ?

      Tell me, Anonymous, what will this handheld be able to play, that makes it worth its money ?

      Better: Tell me what this handheld will be able to play, that would not run on anther PDA with a DOS emulator or the like ?

      This system won't be able to playback videos as well.

      It's a cripple handheld-console.

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    7. Re:Who needs that #@?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half-life.

  30. Re:Actually, yes it can by Carnildo · · Score: 1

    Warning: That link is a redirect to "peoplesprimary.com". I have no idea what's on the site.

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  31. You too can play such exciting titles as... by Eagle5596 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Warcraft I, Dungeon Hack, and the entire Zork Trilogy with your blazing fast 533MHz processor!

    1. Re:You too can play such exciting titles as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warcraft I, Dungeon Hack, and the entire Zork Trilogy with your blazing fast 533MHz processor!

      Actually, you'd need a keyboard for zork.

    2. Re:You too can play such exciting titles as... by chgros · · Score: 1

      Do you know people play SNES games (at least as old as Warcraft...) on GBAs? And come on, even some games sold today are playable on a 500MHz PC.

  32. Boomerang! by beatleadam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you think if you throw it *just right* it will come back?

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    1. Re:Boomerang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man, I wish I had mod points.

      kudos.

    2. Re:Boomerang! by djocyko · · Score: 1

      hopefully not...

      j/k. I think it's a damned cool device for emulation .

    3. Re:Boomerang! by aderusha · · Score: 1

      the question is - would you want it to come back?

  33. VIA vs. VAIO by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think this niche is already filled by the Sony Vaio TR series. At 1.4"x7.4"x10.6" the Sony is pretty darn small. The Sony has a 1 GHz pentium M, .5 GB DDR ram, and a 40 GB drive. It comes wireless equipped, and, no, I don't own one. Base model runs $2,200 US, which is probably a bit more than the VIA/MOMA will sell for, I'm sure.

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    1. Re:VIA vs. VAIO by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      The Fujitsu 5020D has similar specs - 10.27" x 7.80" x 1.55" (though only certain models have 512 megs ram), and the IBM X series is also thin and light, though a little wider. Unfortunately, the lousy computer stores near me have none of these three - just massive 10kg desktop replacements that produce levels of heat and noise comparable to a blowdryer.

    2. Re:VIA vs. VAIO by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      VAIO U101 would be even better, IMO. Even smaller than the TR: 1.04 x 1.34 x 5.49, 7.1" screen. 600 MHz celeron, 256-512, mobility radeon. Up to 13 hours with additional battery. Some pics here

    3. Re:VIA vs. VAIO by baker_tony · · Score: 0

      I don't think I'll every buy another product from a computer store!!! Far to expensive. Check out the products in the stores and buy online (unless it's an immediate need), like ebuyer.com, eBay or try google.

  34. My analysis by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "It's funny that you say that it comes out of nowhere,... It actually fills a vacuum in the market," of an X86-based handheld, [said Andrew "Bunnie" Hwang)

    The reason there's a vaccuum in that segment of the market is that, at this point, anything that fits that vaccuum is going to SUCK!

    Honestly, what games are there for the PC platform that A) require only 640x480, B) run adequately at 500-odd mHz/128MB RAM, and C) require only a D-pad and four buttons to control? I sounds like this overpriced toy is going to require games written specially for it, so what's the point of making it x86 PC compatible?

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    1. Re:My analysis by trouser · · Score: 1

      so what's the point of making it x86 PC compatible?

      Shit load of existing dev tools, a choice of operating systems, a lot of games will already work on it, homebrew development would be a piece of piss, it has built in wireless so if I install Linux or Cygwin/Mingw under Windows then I've got an awesome wardriving tool. How to type without a keyboard? Ummmm. OK, so I'll learn Morse code and write a custom keyboard driver and then.....

      Arguably a GB Advance is a better gaming platform but shit I'd like one of these if the price is right and they fix the stupid case design so that you can fold it up and put it in your pocket.

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    2. Re:My analysis by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      what games are there for the PC platform that A) require only 640x480, B) run adequately at 500-odd mHz/128MB RAM, and C) require only a D-pad and four buttons to control?
      Doom 1 and 2 for a start.

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  35. Bad form factor, but look at the games by pridkett · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you're astute and look at this picture you'll see that it's not just a Ministry of Mobile Affairs logo on the screen. In fact, it's a logo photoshopped over a Half Life screen. Mmm...portable half life.

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    1. Re:Bad form factor, but look at the games by skasingularity · · Score: 1

      Portable half life came to my head early on as well, but then I started thinking about how many buttons I need for half life, and that idea went down the tubes. There are a lot of good games that COULD be played on that setup, but a lot of them need more controls, and I'd rather play PC games with a mouse and keyboard anyway.

  36. Actually by phorm · · Score: 1

    At 20GB that would be a cool use for it. Also, with the described CPU speed you could probably watch (tiny, but at least decent resolution) DivX movies? 20GB is enough to have a small distro with Mplayer etc.

    I wonder what the video hardware is, and the controller specs. If somebody could hack up a driver for the buttons, it would also make a nice portable MAME/SNES/etc emulator. You could do a lot of this on windows too, but if somebody could manage drivers for the display/keyboard linux/OS could bring a lot of custom functionality to this little gadget.

    1. Re:Actually by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the video hardware is

      Well, since this is a standard VIA Eden platform, I'd say a Savage Pro 4 processor. The sparse specs listed in the PR (200mp/s, no mention of hardware T&L or shaders) would tend to agree.

      and the controller specs.

      Probably nothing more outlandish than a USB joystick. Funny though, a lot of people have been speculating that the USB ports are not masters, but if this thing uses a USB interface for the joystick, then it has a master controller that's accessible.

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  37. Oooh! Wing commander! Hope I can free up 640k! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing the CPU power of this thing is enough to drive old non-3d dos games and that's about it.

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    1. Re:Oooh! Wing commander! Hope I can free up 640k! by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      I know I could run Descent 2 on my 486 back in the day, and this has roughly 5 times the clock speed. I bet it'll run games up to about Half-life era graphics, maybe a little more.

    2. Re:Oooh! Wing commander! Hope I can free up 640k! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, my 266mhz let me run:

      Half life
      counter strike
      Unreal tournament
      quake 3
      age of empires 1/2
      thief 1/2
      And many others... everything on top of win2k server. Maybe you should learn how to give good use to old hardware.

    3. Re:Oooh! Wing commander! Hope I can free up 640k! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1: 13-year-old with a six month memory

  38. Re:Actually, yes it can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It pops up multiple windows with the goatse image.

  39. It all depends... by mrgreen4242 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The key to this device's success is going to come down to 2 things, imho...

    1) Price. If you can get a PSP cheaper, it's going to fail. Period. The PSP is probably going to start at, what, $200-250? So I'd say it'd better be around $150-175 MAX if it wants any chance at all.

    2) Accessories. It was mentioned above that they intend to have a detachable game pad area, and I hope that it uses some sort of customized USB 2.0 connection for that so they can have a large array of easy to develop add-ons. Examples: A mini-keyboard, a stand with a built in USB HUB, so you can plug in a mouse/keyboard or external HD/DVD drive, or whatever you want. Also, a Wi-Fi add-on (or standard built in) would be an obvious must have.

    A 533mhz cpu with 128mb ram will run some pretty decent games. If this GPU subsystem is decent at all, and they have some sort of widdled down version of widows running you could conceivably run Q3 based games, which is pretty nice for a handheld system.

    Personally, I think that if this does make it to market, it will fail on both points 1 and 2. It will likely be in the $300-400 range, since they will have to actually make money on the hardware, as they don't get licensing fees from software sales like Sony and Nintendo. The accessories will likely be available, but will be either too expensive, reach market to late, or be just plain stupid (think GB camera and printer).

    If it does manage to hit the shelves at a decent price and they improve the form factor some, it could be a very cool gadget. In all likelihood, however, I think I will be one the ones grabbing one of these as they get discontinued so I can turn it into a bathroom email/web browser!

  40. Infinium Labs' Phatom to debut by z00z · · Score: 1
    On a slightly related note, Infinium Labs' website claims that their "Phantom Gaming Service" will debut at E3 in Los Angeles, May 12-14, 2004. That's now!

    Anybody with more information? Did they actually show anything that works? I wonder what this "Service" is!

    1. Re:Infinium Labs' Phatom to debut by mbrewthx · · Score: 0

      Yes they came out with their redesigned console The Phantom Reciever.. It will be free with a subscription to the service.

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  41. Well... by daishin · · Score: 1

    Why isnt there a /usr/doc/Linux-HOWTO/EVE-MOMA-Linux-HOWTO yet?

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the 3 people in the world who want to run Gayux on it are busy stroking their egos.

  42. Monstrosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the device really looks like that i'd be surprised if it even made it into the shops. I'd be prepared to place money on the fact that it wont even make it through the door, and if it did I doubt it would be successful.

  43. a little harsh by emkman · · Score: 1

    Who the fuck do these people think are going to make games for these 1823192837 different devices? Here's a hint: not Nintendo or Sony.

    But if it plays exisiting pc games, they dont need an exclusive publisher of any type. The Gamepark GP32 seems to do pretty well, and people really just put MAME on it.

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  44. Why do you need copy protection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for Linux?

    1. Re:Why do you need copy protection... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      So that you can run a pirated copy instead of paying the $699, of course.

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  45. LINK IS WORSE THAN THAT by hot_Karls_bad_cavern · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  46. Portable Half-Life by maxdamage · · Score: 1

    Wifi halflife on demand whereever I am without a laptop... this is the work of the devil!

  47. Blow on the contacts. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Have you never owned a cartridge-based gaming system? :-)

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    1. Re:Blow on the contacts. by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      I have, but in retrospect I was 7 or 8 at the time. Nowadays, I have no problems with any of my cables or connectors whatsoever. Although I do have a wonky monitor cable that needs wiggling now and then to get out of power-save mode.

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  48. Man... by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

    I bet this thing will run Duke Nukem Forever GREAT! I can't wait!

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  49. Do the same thing you do on PC? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Crack the damn game.

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  50. WAH by cubicledrone · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It SUX! It Blows! It's stupid looking! Sony RUL3Z!! Gamecube SUX!! BLAAAHH!!.

    Four months ago everyone (and that means EVERYONE) said the Nintendo DS would tank. Now people can't get enough of how cool it is. Now everyone is saying the PSP will tank, when four months ago it was to "instantly stomp Nintendo out of the handheld market."

    Face it folks. Everything sux. Because everything sux, nothing has any value. When nothing has any value, it is much easier to ignore the suffering of other people.

    People are losing their jobs right now because "everything sux." Little gets invented at large companies any more because "everything sux." Good projects never get funded because "everything sux." Businesses can't get capital becuase "everything sux." Society suffers because "everything sux."

    Yeah. It's important.

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    1. Re:WAH by DeionXxX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sell your computer and go work in a homeless shelter or shut up. Fsck'ing troll. You're very quick at trying to get other people to give up things they enjoy yet you still troll /.

    2. Re:WAH by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

      The DS didn't impress me all that much. The only thing I thought was decent was the size. 2 screens is a cool idea, but it's not earth shaking and I don't think I'll be buying one unless I see a must have game on it.

    3. Re:WAH by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      FWIW I still think the DS will tank. The description of how you use the touch screen is a worry; "the faster you tap, the faster you shoot"? will it also say "If I break, buy another"?

      However, I am impressed with the PSP and I thought little of it last year.

  51. But the question is, by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Would a notebook computer fit in my pocket, like my existing portable gaming solution?

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    1. Re:But the question is, by Ryan+Mallon · · Score: 1

      Unless you have strange boomerang shaped pockets, that beast isn't going to fit either. What I was getting at is, for a similar price to the Eve portable you could buy a second hand notebook pc with the same specs, except that it would have a keyboard and a larger screen. If you want a handheld gaming system, buy something like a gameboy that has a large set of titles and fits right in your pocket, if you want a portable pc that plays games and connects to the net, buy a notebook. I think the Eve is attempting to fill a non-existant gap in the market.

  52. Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see someone playing Diablo 2 on this. Might not be the easiest thing ever, and only 4 hotkeys, but it could be done.

  53. Sure, sounds neat... by shiftless · · Score: 1

    ... but will it run Linux??

  54. With that S3 graphics chip by evil+crash · · Score: 1

    Whatever runs, will run slow.

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    1. Re:With that S3 graphics chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whatever runs, will run slow."

      Contrary to what you say, I'm sure the graphics on Oregon Trail 1.0 for Windows will run blazingly fast!

  55. Windows XP (Embedded)? by jack_csk · · Score: 1

    Does that mean we finally have to worry about viruses and secure issues on handheld game console?

  56. The inventor... by scapermoya · · Score: 2, Informative

    Has anyone else noticed this MoMA was started by Andrew 'bunnie' Huang? This guy is one of the formost underground experts on what has come to be called hardware hacking, and in that respect he is a genius. I seriously doubt that an MIT graduate of this caliber would let something stupid come to market, give this project some time. Plus, hes a regular /.er.

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    1. Re:The inventor... by bunnie · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the consideration. I've been reading the constructive and candid comments in this forum.

      Anyways, I had a few things I'd like to point out with regards to this console:

      - this console is targetted at retro-gamers, commuters, and moderate gamers. It's nice to see that the folks on /. instantly picked up on its potential as a retro-gaming platform. The console is a fun project to build, and I think I'd have a lot of fun playing with it myself once its done. I'd like to offer it to others who might also enjoy playing with it, but I can't afford to wrap a $200 bill with every machine.
      - that being said...comparing this console to the PSP or the DS isn't quite right. This console isn't trying to go up against them. To even think that someone like MoMA--a small company--can take on such a task is pretty crazy. This console caters to a more high-end, niche interest. To that respect, the console has to make money on its own without gaming revenue, hence the price tag. Given that the console isn't trying to sell a million a month like the PSP, but rather a few thousand a month would be extremely good, the price is probably about right.
      - on the price subject, the whole console being locked on boot is a bit of an interesting dilemma for me. You guys know as well as I do that a locked console sucks. So there's two ways you can get the console. (1) get it with XPe, it's locked, and you have to buy an unlock card. (2) get it with no OS, you install one yourself, but its unlocked by default. You also loose a little bit of the security functionality, but I presume most of the readers here wouldn't care about that! The price of the unlock card is about that of the OS installation (insert smarmy comment here). In other words, we've gotta find a way to recover the cost of paying out to M$ (which unfortunately a lot of people demand) and the lock is one way to do it. As for the security of the lock, it's going to be insecure (its difficult to secure an x86--read my book :-D). Unlock hacks will be developed for it. Will we care? no. In fact, we're counting on that. Linux is welcome here, but unfortunately Linux isn't a popular gaming OS, so it doesn't make sense to provide it as a default option. At any rate, by offering an unlock option for the console I'm hoping that both developers and gamers can find their ideal solution at a fair price to everyone.
      -on the performance subject: I find it interesting that people think the console might have bad performance for a handheld platform. The 533 MHz processor in this console is probably quite competitive, if not much better, than the 333 MHz PSP processor. The graphics in this machine aren't cutting-edge, but that's not the point. It will play half-life, diablo II, starcraft, etc. quite accepatbly. Think Riva-TNT-ish performance, and holding its ground against a PSP--on some specs, the PSP is better, on some, the Eve will be better. The other thing is that you can reasonably expect that effective price of a game for this console will be much less than that for the PSP or DS.
      - as for the form factor--comfort was a premium over portability. That decision seems to be unpopular here. I have found that playing extended games on the tiny screens and form factors of a pad-style console is tough on my hands and my eyes. My console is designed to be easy to hold and play for a long time--I value my eyesight and my hands too much to use those cramped handhelds. To help with the portability, the screen is detachable. The screen unit contains the guts of the system, so the joystick part is pretty much nothing more than a glorified docking station. Since the screen unit has the guts, you can carry the screen unit around and just use that on its own as a portable media player, for example. The connector between the screen and the base is very robust as well (since the connection is very low bandwidth), so no concerns about dirt or breakage there. The screen could be clipped onto the joystick unit so you don't lose it. It's a hard que

  57. $500 by mac+os+ken · · Score: 1
    $500 sounds just about right. After all, I did save $300 from not buying an N-Gage...

    ...because it was crap. The response from me after seeing this pathetic hardware for the first time was identical. I laughed so very, very hard.

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    1. Re:$500 by gasgesgos · · Score: 1

      So does that mean that the crappy portable console after this can cost $800?
      Because I saved $300 from not buying an NGage, and $500 from not buying this...

      I guess my next car can cost $4,000,000, because, after all, I did save billions of dollars from all of the cars I didn't buy!

  58. Great technology, poor execution by thasmudyan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think the basic idea is pretty cool. Cramming a micro-PC into a very small form factor could be a recipe for great mobile gaming fun. But I guess that's where the VIA marketing people came in and butchered it.
    • Horrible case design, not that fatal but still a bit weird
    • Designed to be marketed basically as a Gameboy, that's not going to work
    • Almost no access to the system itself, one of the most paranoid and user unfriendly content protection mechanisms I ever heard of.

    Needless to say, this could be fixed so easily:
    • Make some minor modifications to the case
    • Appeal to the geek audience: Get rid of content protection, allow people to upload and do whatever they want.
    • Publish the specs and have a hacker community create/port cool new games.
    • Heck, throw in a decent MP3 player software and probably a PIM interface.
    • Make an IR or Bluetooth expansion card so people can create ad-hoc gaming circles (great for travellers).
    • Optional attachable keyboard would be nice.

    I think the biggest flaw of this product is that they decided not to follow through on a promising idea. It's a portable mini PC tuned for gaming, for chrissakes! Gadgeteers would love that thing if it only allowed them to tinker with it!
    1. Re:Great technology, poor execution by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      Almost no access to the system itself, one of the most paranoid and user unfriendly content protection mechanisms I ever heard of
      Huh? It's got two USB2 ports. CD/DVD drive in one, keyboard with daisy-chained mouse in the other. Plug it into a nice TV and you can do whatever you want -- heck, it's got wireless networking, just run VNC off a USB flash drive and setup whatever you want from the comfort of a normal PC.
  59. People *still* play Diablo II at LAN games? by Phoenixhunter · · Score: 1

    Wow, Blizzard really must be addictive.

    1. Re:People *still* play Diablo II at LAN games? by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      Wow, Blizzard really must be addictive.
      Yup. I've tried moving to Dungeon Siege, but not all of our regulars like it. Some people's PCs only just cope with Diablo II too.
  60. Gamemaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally a platform for people who use Gamemaker to make games!

  61. I think it was cool... at first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever, a 640x480 screen, the controller was ok, the twenty gig harddrive was interesting.

    Under 500 bucks?

    Ok, a decent handheld computer, I thought. It would be fun to hack around with and install interesting things on it. Like a cheap zaurus handheld or something.

    I was wondering then how long the batteries would last, so I scanned one of the articles to see if they said anything about batteries.

    BOOM!

    You need a special sim, or a even a extra special sim to unlock the device?

    Why the FUCK would I want to do anything to unlock a device I just paid for?? Copy protection?

    Fuck you Via, this was a bad move.

    I'll never even considure purchasing this POS.

    Handheld crap is hard enough to mess around with, but with paraniod copy protection to fight with? No fun for me.

    So stupid, this thing is doomed from the start and it's un-portable shape is just the nail in the coffin.

  62. Great idea! by arhar · · Score: 1

    While this may not bea good implementation of the idea, the idea itself is awesome!!!! I would LOVE to have a gadget like that, done right, with me on the train to work, so I could play Heroes of Might and Magic 2, Fallout, Day of the Tentacle, Betrayal at Krondor, Doom, etc etc ...

  63. I can see it now... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ow, ow, hot... *drop/crunch* damnit...

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  64. You can wait for the Eve... by Enucite · · Score: 1

    ...or you could get a Zaurus now.

  65. Give it a break folks by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1


    I admit it is only going to run low power games (being able to drop RAM in would be nice) but the stats for it are not that bad - 2 USB two ports - chain me up a keyboard,mouse and a link to the net. 20gb of storage on a x86? Yeah - I can run linux on that. If the price is right it looks to me like a fun little linux box (MAME, xmms, xine, and anything else you want) hot swappable batteries and video out?? Might be the "portable" computer (drag it everywhere - plug in as needed) that everyone hasa been talking about. The video chipset even looks nice. Will it run Half-Life 7? No, but could it blow the pants off a GBA? Yeah, I think so.

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  66. screen angle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it just me, or does that screen look like it's at a totally inappropriate angle? it looks as if you'd have to tilt your wrists forward in order to view the screen straight-on.

    three cheers for carpal tunnel syndrome.

  67. bELKIN gAMEPAD AND SCREEN? by pbjones · · Score: 1

    (damn caps lock) It's my Belkin game pad, fitted with a screen!! Yes that what they must have used.

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  68. Half life??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone notice the small half life title at the top of the picture?? That is quite an aspiration for it.....I can see how this would be useful for lan parties if they just stuck an ethernet port on it.

  69. MoMA already taken by NortWind · · Score: 1

    Doesn't everybody know that MoMA is the Museum of Modern Art?

  70. It's all about the titles, baby by tepples · · Score: 1

    Price. If you can get a PSP cheaper, it's going to fail. Period. The PSP is probably going to start at, what, $200-250? So I'd say it'd better be around $150-175 MAX if it wants any chance at all.

    The PlayStation 2 hasn't failed in the United States while never at any time being cheaper than the Nintendo GameCube. It's all about the titles, and as you mention, this handheld can apparently run some pretty good titles natively and emulate thousands more.

    1. Re:It's all about the titles, baby by mrgreen4242 · · Score: 1
      The PlayStation 2 hasn't failed in the United States while never at any time being cheaper than the Nintendo GameCube. It's all about the titles, and as you mention, this handheld can apparently run some pretty good titles natively and emulate thousands more. That's a good point. I think that the key difference is in the 'target audience'. The PS2 is aimed toward the older gaming crowed, say 16-32 or something. The GCN is typically thought to be *mainly* aimed at the younger crowd, say 7-18 or so. Of course there is plenty of overlap in who actually buys the system, but that's the *perception*.

      The PSP and this "Moma Eve" or whatever it's called are going to be aimed at the same market. (One could guess that the GB DS is targeted at the GCN crowd and the PSP is going to be marketed at PS2's audience). This handheld x86 will probably a little complicated, as there will be software installs to deal with, etc, so *probably* be marketed for an older audience, as opposed to little kids.

      My point is that the PS2 and GCN are fundamentally different audiences, where this new gadget and the PSP will be aimed at a similar groups.

      But I do agree, titles will be a big question mark.

  71. decent idea by ssand · · Score: 1

    It's a decent idea, although some things are very wrong imo.

    The size and shape is a huge issue, with it's size, it would be like carrying something the size of a brick (or a little bigger). Also, not being able to fold it discourages game play, because it could potentially be harder to use in certain areas, like lying on the couch.

    While it could potentially play some newer games, the controlls and screen size will be a huge factor. I doubt any newer games would be playable, and many older ones due to lack of screen size, and controlls.

    That being said, It seems like a good choice for emulators. I know many who would love to have the classic NES and SNES games that haven't been ported to the GBA or other consoles.

  72. Uh oh, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look out, it's VIA, and another one of those PC game devices that just might work. Maybe. Well, kinda. You never know.

  73. Had to be said... by jonasw · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of those!

  74. Read the specs... by Sr.+Zezinho · · Score: 0
    In true Slashdot fashion most posters didn't bother to reac the specs as announced by Via. This thing has 2USB ports, compact flash and 802.11b. Of course it's just an initial reference and I also have my doubts if this will ever see the daylight... Still it is a very interesting gadget and it shows a bit of what kind of things Via can do with its technologies. Maybe we can expect Via to bring out similar products directed to different markets?

    System:
    533 MHz Eden-N Processor
    133MHz Bus
    SSE and MMX instruction Set support
    128MB DDR266 SDRAM
    High-Performance 64-bit DDR SDRAM Controller
    20GB Hard Drive - Data transfer rates of up to 133 MB/s

    Graphics:
    VIA CN400 Digital Media Chipset - Integrates S3 Graphics UniChrome Pro Graphics Core
    200Mhz Graphics Engine Clock
    128-bit 3D Graphics Engine o Pixel rate up to 200 million pixels per second, 2 textures each
    o Triangle rate up to 4.5 million triangles per second
    o Microsoft DirectX 7.0, 8.0, and 9.0 compatible
    o Microsoft DirectX Texture Compression (DXTC, S3TC)
    o OpenGL(TM) Support
    o Z-bias, LOD-bias, Polygon Offset, Edge Anti-aliasing and Alpha Blending
    o Specular Lighting

    MPEG2 & MPEG4 Hardware decoding

    Audio:
    VIA Vinyl Six-channel Audio
    Full Immerzio(TM) Gaming support
    o EAX® 1.0, EAX® 2.0
    o DirectSound3D®
    o I3DL2(TM)
    o A3D® 1.0

    LCD Display
    The Eve Mobile Gaming Console integrates a 4, 640x480 TFT LCD screen. In supporting up to 640x480 resolutions, the Eve Console can easily play all PC games natively.

    Hard Drive
    The Eve Console includes a single 1.8 20GB hard drive for storing the OS and the game data. This is sufficient to store a large library of games and digital media content. This is transferred to the system either via wireless LAN or by USB2.0 pass-through to a PC.

    Batteries
    Prismatic Lithium-Ion batteries are the current favorite choice for the console. Two packs of batteries are provided so that the batteries can be hot-swapped for continuous, uninterrupted play.

    Port List
    The ports that are user-accessible on the Eve Console include:
    Power jack (DC barrel type)
    2x USB 2..0 jacks (Type A host style)
    1x Compact FLASH type II slot
    2x battery slots (as specified as handgrips)
    1x smartcard card slot (15mm x 1mm slot)
    2x 1/8" stereo jack for headphones out & microphone in
    1x 1/8" stereo jack for composite video out
    802.11b wireless LAN

    Button List
    D-pad (WASD)
    L/R triggers
    Cluster of 4 action buttons
    Line of 6 auxiliary function buttons

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  75. In other news.. by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    > build a handheld game console based on Windows XP
    > Embedded that

    Chipmaker VIA posted an article on their website Friday claiming to be the first ever to port the full line of Microsoft Office and Server products to the handheld game console. The article mysteriously vanished and was later replaced by an article claiming the chip giant to be the first ever to port McAfee Antivirus to the handheld game console.

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  76. Portability isnt as bad as you think by Zapdos · · Score: 1

    You can undock the keypad from the screen.

  77. what a waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they should have made it a PDA type of thing, plus the function to play some games, then it will have a future.

  78. Just buy an IPAQ by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    This thing sucks. No HW 3D-based PC game (i.e nearly every PC game since Wing Commander) would run well/at all on such low-spec hardware so it has limited appeal. Buying a Pocket PC would be better:

    Possible advatages of this over Pocket PC:
    * Maybe cheaper (but after buying the unlocking sim who knows?)
    * Controllers may be better

    Advatages of Pocket PC:
    * More portable
    * Useful for stuff other than games
    * Anyone over 20 yrs old using a Gameboy-style device in public looks like a retard. Not so with an IPAQ-style devce.

  79. Hell, why bother making this a gaming handheld? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Frankly, if they can make THIS for under $500, that gets me pretty damn excited. Why? Because it means they can tear off the controller, slap a keyboard on there, and make a PDA/ultratiny PC that would far outstrip the capabilities of your run-of-the-mill Pocket PC or Palm (something that no one has been able to do cheaply yet).

    Seriously, I'm pretty jazzed.

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    1. Re:Hell, why bother making this a gaming handheld? by torpor · · Score: 1

      bah. what do you think an sl-6000 is?

      oh, i guess you mean you're excited about the x86 part... feh...

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  80. Speed of machine VS. Age of games by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    What are you all talking about? I had a Pentium II 350MHz until this summer, and I could play Warcraft III without much issue.

    Wing commander... That was from back in the Pentium-100 days wasn't it? I think you're underestimating or overstating, or doing something totally wrong, hehe.

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    1. Re:Speed of machine VS. Age of games by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yeah but would you want to play it at 640x480 on a 4 inch screen with no keyboard/mouse?

  81. Ministry of Silly Walks by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

    ...teamed up with Ministry of Mobile Affairs...

    I wonder if the Ministry of Silly Walks is under the supervision of the Ministry of Mobile Affairs.

  82. That's right. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Looooots more stuff is compiled and known to work on x86 (especially, if we're lucky, industry-standard x86) than that ARM-based chip, my friend.

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    1. Re:That's right. by torpor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you'd be surprised though, that actually most Linux stuff runs and compiles -just fine- ... I haven't run into a single thing that had x86-only problems ...

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