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  1. Re:Easter without candy on The History of Easter Candy · · Score: 1

    Chocolate German Shepherds and chocolate sniper rifles. Instead of baskets you could have buses that the top opens and all the passengers are made of chocolate, white chocolate at the front and milk chocolate at the back.

  2. Re:Slow news day? on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q: What do you do if you see a lawyer with his head blown off?
    A: Laugh and reload

    A lawyer gets killed in a horrible accident. Stop cheering and let me finish the joke.

    Q: Why do lawyers where ties?
    A: To keep their foreskins down.

    Q: Whats the ideal weight for a lawyer?
    A: About three pounds with the urn.

  3. Re:suggestion on Closer to Human Flight · · Score: 1

    If he landed on the water wouldn't he have to do a perfect dive? I remember hearing something from my science teacher last year about how at a certain speed hitting water is just like hitting concrete. If he landing badly in the water it would be like a belly-flop from hell.

  4. 1 Year 6 Months on Using GPS to Track Teens · · Score: 1

    That's a long time for this to become mandatory, before I start driving. This does make me happy about being the only teenager in the U.S. who doesn't want a cell phone.

  5. Re:Your story doesn't make sense on Best Go Resources for a Beginner? · · Score: 1

    My mom taught English in Seoul for four years and didn't speak any Korean. I, on the other hand learned Korean as my first language and have since forgotten it.

  6. Hello Lion! on Lycos Sold To South Korean Company · · Score: 1

    I spent about 8 years in Seoul as a kid while my mom taught english at the local college. My name is Ryan and everyday it would be "Hello Lion!". They didn't have any problem with their L's, but I'm still Lion to this day.

  7. Re:How about.. on Modding Laser Tag Gear? · · Score: 1

    I used to have an Eagle .68 (http://pbreview.com/products/reviews/164/) paintball pistol that I originally bought because I thought hey cool it looks like it's a real gun, well the first chance I had to use it was at a paintball match we had at one of my friends farms/ranches. When we were all ready to start one of the dads(who is a cop)that was in the match noticed my pistol and pulled me to side and told me if he knew it wasn't a paintball gun and I was in a public place I probably would have been shot on site by the police. Sold the gun the next and never bought another pb pistol.

  8. Maybe... on Hotmail Blocks Gmail Emails (and Invites) · · Score: 1

    They sent the e-mail in Klingon?
    4. Is Gmail available in other Languages?
    http://gmail.google.com/gmail/help/abo ut.html#sign up

  9. Hear That? on Justice Department Censors ACLU Web Site · · Score: 1

    That's the sound of the federal government stepping all over our civil liberties again. Let's see Georgie-boy there has in effect has recreated America circa 1773, we already had a King George we don't need another.

  10. Discovery special on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    The other day on Discovery there was a special on this. But they had a different theory of what happened instead floating north to Ararat it floated south into the Mediterranean just their theory. They did find a lot more proof to support their theory than the Ararat one. Also they guessed the flood was just in the Middle East because an entire flood of the earth would have so much moisture in the air you would drown breathing. Just different theories I thought were interesting.

  11. Re:WTF?? on Army Discusses MMO Troop Training Sim · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of how some of our local police practice urban stand-offs some by going to mock up towns with paintball guns. Don't have any idea if it is the same, but they seemed pretty good when they kicked me and my friends asses.

  12. Better question on Can Your ATM Play Beethoven? · · Score: 1

    Can your ATM suvive being Slashdotted?

  13. All 7 of them on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1

    This is complete bullshit I mean this is so stupid, why don't they just piss all over the Constitution? I mean what the fuck? The FCC is once again being a total cunt. Whoever decided what words you can and can't say is being another Republican cocksucker. I according to the 1st amendment have the right to say motherfucker. Oh yeah and tits.

  14. Re:Very profound... on Smarter Children Through Food Supplements · · Score: 1

    I think I can save us a little time it's 42