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Study Claims Lettuce Is "Three Times Worse Than Bacon" For GHG Emissions (cmu.edu)

davidshenba writes: Sticking to a vegetarian diet may not the best for environment — in fact, it might be harmful to it. According to new research from Carnegie Mellon University, following the USDA recommendations to consume more fruits, vegetables, dairy and seafood is more harmful to the environment because those foods have relatively high resource uses and greenhouse gas emissions per calorie. "There's a complex relationship between diet and the environment," Ph.D. student Michelle Tom said. "What is good for us health-wise isn't always what's best for the environment. That's important for public officials to know and for them to be cognizant of these tradeoffs as they develop or continue to develop dietary guidelines in the future." As you might suspect some find the study dubious at best.

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  1. If this is debunked in the summary, why post it? by Sowelu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Subject says it all. Editors, this is literally your job. Don't give equal time to obvious lunatics.

  2. Info Overload by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Truth and reality don't matter anymore; soundbytes and headlines and ever-decreasing "news cycles" do.

  3. Ha by liqu1d · · Score: 5, Funny

    nasty vegetarians try to take my precious.

    1. Re:Ha by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      The simple fact is that if animals weren't meant to be eaten, then they wouldn't have been made out of food. Besides, there is plenty of evidence that shows that animals are, in fact, delicious.

    2. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The simple fact is that if animals weren't meant to be eaten, then they wouldn't have been made out of food.

      The simpler fact is that if animals were made to be eaten, you wouldn't have to chase them down, kill them and then carefully prepare the minority that is "food" so that you don't get sick and die after eating it.

    3. Re:Ha by bobbied · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not only that, they provide a concentrated source of necessary nutrition, some of which is really hard to find in just plants...

      Can you Say vitamin B12?

      However, even though I'm not a vegetarian, or a vegan, or an environmentalist who's into saving the world from global warming, Count me one of the folks who hold this study in low regard.... If you set out to arrive at a conclusion, it's always possible though careful weeding out of the data you use. Just ask the global warming crowd..

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    4. Re:Ha by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you eat whole trees, not just apples, right? And you just pluck them straight out of the ground?

    5. Re:Ha by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      Pro-tip: You're made of meat. Feel free to come over for dinner sometime, and leftovers.

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    6. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple fact is that if animals weren't meant to be eaten, then they wouldn't have been made out of food. Besides, there is plenty of evidence that shows that animals are, in fact, delicious.

      If humans weren't made for eating, then why are they made of meat?

    7. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you eat whole trees, not just apples, right? And you just pluck them straight out of the ground?

      When it comes to apples, I stick to the part that is natively edible and healthful for humans. I leave the rest of the tree to continue providing sustenance, shelter, etc., generally without my intervention and mostly likely long after I die.

    8. Re:Ha by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      One of my favorite Shoe comics has Shoe telling the waitress he doesn't want any vegetables with his steak because "vegetables is what food eats."

      The truth is, if vegetables were meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made out of carbohydrates.

      And damn /. would respect the "ads disabled" checkbox and stop showing me ads.

    9. Re:Ha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You're made of meat. Feel free to come over for dinner sometime, and leftovers.

      You're going to have to trim off a lot of fat.

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    10. Re: Ha by liqu1d · · Score: 1

      Who said humans weren't made for eating? It's only other humans that find it distasteful (no pun). A preditor capable of taking us on isn't going to turn its nose up at the thought of eating a human. We're just too inventive in ways to kill things that's the only reason we're top of the food chain.

    11. Re:Ha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      If we weren't meant to eat meat, we wouldn't have these teeth called canines

      That is maybe the most ridiculous argument I've heard in the past 20 minutes.

      It's like saying "If we weren't meant to wear rings, we wouldn't have these fingers called, ring fingers."

      Or, "If we weren't meant to see with our teeth, we wouldn't have teeth called eye teeth".

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    12. Re: Ha by liqu1d · · Score: 1

      Counter a "rediculous argument" with a rediculous argument? Solid rebuttal there!

    13. Re:Ha by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2

      Not only that, they provide a concentrated source of necessary nutrition, some of which is really hard to find in just plants...

      If I feed an animal 2000 corns/kg over its lifetime, then consume the animals flesh and gain the energy content equivalent of 100 corns/kg, then each kg is indeed concentrated. But it is also an extremely lossy way of using that corn (or its originating land area).

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    14. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you Say vitamin B12?

      B12 is an edge case and an easily surmounted hurdle for most people who choose to not eat animal products at all. It is a non-issue for those that simply don't eat meat.

      Eat what you want and/or are comfortable with the consequences of eating, but lets not pretend that B12 is proof that humans must eat meat.

    15. Re: Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For fucks sake. Please, for the love of all things decent, LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL.

    16. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canines in humans is a misnomer. Our "canines" aren't anything like real canines in the animal kingdom.

    17. Re:Ha by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Actually, most of the animal is edible. Other than the outer covering and the hard skeletal part, it is all good, and as mentioned before, delicious. The long bones are especially nutritious once you crack them and extract the gooey greasy insides. As for cooking them, that is very much optional, yes, even for humans. For a civilized example, see beef tartar, sushi, sashimi. Insects too are animals and they are quite nutritious though arguably less delicious.

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    18. Re:Ha by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Or, you could let ruminants eat their natural food (grasses and other vegetation) and then kill it after it's been a great lawnmower and soil improver for an adequate amount of time, say 1500 lbs worth of time.

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    19. Re: Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he was not referring to the name specifically, but the type of the teeth, and using the name to describe them because that is what we are familiar with.

    20. Re:Ha by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "and then carefully prepare the minority that is "food""

      Minority? Ha!

      There's very little you throw away from a pig. Basically everything, from snout to tail, is edible.

    21. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before this study, meat eaters shamelessly devoured meat with no regard to its impact on the environment. And, that was accepted as ok. So, after this study, vegetarians should be able to shamelessly devour plants with no regard to its impact on the environment, and that should be accepted as ok.

      I abstain from meat because I don't like it. I eat plants because I like them. Also, eating plants makes me feel healthy, which I like (whether it is actually healthier or not is irrelevant, though given that the shao-lin monks are vegans from childhood, I think a case can be made for the health-value of such a diet). My diet, the pleasure and health-value I get from it, are a higher priority to me than its impact on the environment. And I think that is ok.

      I try to keep my plastic use low and use public transportation 5 days a week. That's all you environmentalists are getting from me.

    22. Re:Ha by Mark+of+the+North · · Score: 1

      There isn't much in a mammal that will make a fellow sick should he eat it. There's a few bits one should avoid, but they don't add up to much. Most of the entrails are perfectly edible. Of course, one has to empty the gastrointestinal tract of its contents before chowing down, but the actual animal tissues are fine. Same goes for the bladder. Basically, just the skin and bones are tough eating, but not harmful. Bones can be crushed to expose the marrow and cooked, but I'd have to be pretty hungry to actually consume the bone itself. The skin is a pretty sizeable proportion of an animal and perfectly edible. Pig and chicken skin is consumed in western society, but not cow or sheep skin for some reason.

      I'm not sure I would argue that animals were "made" to be eaten, but the fact is that a lot more of an animal can be eaten than western culture chooses.

    23. Re:Ha by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Other than the outer covering and the hard skeletal part"

      Not even that: you can eat deep fried pork rind and bones go into soups.

    24. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      B12 deficiency is a myth in an country where you have the luxury of being a vegetarian. It's not even a proven freaking deficiency. It is a trivial amount somewhere on the order of accidentally eating something with an egg in it once every few years and even then the number of people who would be susceptible to negative side affects is somewhere around 30%. Plainly a vegetarian is not at risk. You have to be at least a vegan, and for a very prolonged period of time.

    25. Re:Ha by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      I leave the rest of the tree to continue providing sustenance, shelter, etc., generally without my intervention and mostly likely long after I die.

      Animals in general do the same.

    26. Re:Ha by msauve · · Score: 1

      But how will the seeds grow if you eat the nutrients in the fruit? Think of the children!

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    27. Re:Ha by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Moreover, there have been some anecdotes from people who have witnessed some animals eat other animals. While sifting through the scant evidence, should we really rule out the possibility of the human animal doing what some other animals -- in the bosom of Mother Gaia -- might actually do?

    28. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      "When it comes to animals , I stick to the part that is natively (sic)edible and healthful for humans. I leave the rest of the animal to continue providing sustenance, as compost and through other natural processes, generally without my intervention and mostly likely long after I die."

      See. Nothing unique about apples. It works with critters too!

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    29. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You and your love of long bones with the gooey greasy insides!

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    30. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      You didn't see the pig I narrowly avoided taking home last night!

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    31. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "However, even though I'm not a vegetarian, or a vegan, or an environmentalist who's into saving the world from global warming, or very big on avoiding throwing random capitals in the middle of a sentence , Count me one of the folks who hold this study in low regard...."

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    32. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "If I feed an animal 2000 corns/kg over its lifetime ...

      ... then your greatest accomplishment is clearly having created a new unit of measurement, to wit,corns/kg.

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    33. Re:Ha by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      The simpler fact is that if animals were made to be eaten, you wouldn't have to chase them down

      Chase them? Nononono, you got it all wrong. Nobody chases animals. Granted, kids tend to chase animals of course, especially at the petting zoo, but petting zoo animals aren't ready for eating yet. Animals ready for eating get chased by bullets.

    34. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      It blows my mind how many people don't understand the food chain. I don't know if they don't teach it anymore, or if people are just so stupid they never quite absorb the information despite it having been taught. Claiming that people should consume more meats, or more vegetables, to avoid global warming is pretty fucking stupid at best. I am by no means a believer in "ID / Intelligent Design" (though if someone came up with a good "Moronic and Blunder Filled Design Theory" for the universe, I might buy into that one ;-) , but it is pretty clear that people tend to eat what makes sense and seems rtight to them based on their appetites and what is available to them, and this has historically worked out quite well.

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    35. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "B12 is an edge case "

      Exactly why TDD is so important when designing a diet! ( Ducks )

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    36. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      "I abstain from meat because I don't like it. I eat plants because I like them. "

      I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables!

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    37. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Humans are made for eating; just not by other humans, just as lions don't eat other lions. Lions, for example, seem to have determined that we taste delicious.

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    38. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "The truth is, if vegetables were meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made out of carbohydrates."

      I don't know about you, but I actually like the occasional carbohydrate.

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    39. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1
      I have mod points, and I really want to mod you down, but your post is so fucking stupid I need to address it.

      "It's like saying "If we weren't meant to wear rings, we wouldn't have these fingers called, ring fingers.""

      Until there were rings there was no term "ring finger". Like the term ring finger, rings are a human creation. Teeth, animals, humans, vegetables, and everything else in this discussion is natural, and your attempt to introduce the artificaial as pure is obvious and has failed.

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    40. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't drink so much and that will be less of a problem.

    41. Re:Ha by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Close to no-one get their 1600-3500 kcal or whatever from eating sallad.

      Say you ate 500 gram of sallad per day for a total of 75 kcal, even at three times worse than bacon and all the rest of your intake being bacon that would be 2.14-4.7% of your intake and hence around 10% of your GHG production from your diet.
      Maybe it would increase it by 7% or whatever but you also ate 500 gram of sallad and sallad would likely be good for you especially since all the rest you ate was bacon so .. :D

    42. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ask the global warming crowd

      Good one. But you're insinuating that you're not convinced the global climate is in an accelletating warming trend. But I remember decades worth of an annual season with persistent snow. Now it might snow some Winters, but the snow is gone in hours or days, and its been like this for a decade or more. Global Warming fits as a hypothesis better than, say, "definitely not Global Warming but anything else," to explain it. Its just simply not in contention that it is getting warmer, and the effects of a warming climate, such as sea level rise, is evident. So I just think you need to really think about it, if you're cracking a joke, or slinging sarcasm, at the expense of an environmental argument no one else seems to be arguing against any more.

    43. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I don't think you were paying attention. I successfully avoided the pig.

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    44. Re: Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fuck's, mr, learn to spell...

    45. Re: Ha by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      You can eat almost everything of a cow, sheep, chicken, and pig. Beside the bones and the furr which can be used for knifes and clothes.

    46. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Actually, most of the animal is edible. Other than the outer covering and the hard skeletal part, it is all good, and as mentioned before, delicious. The long bones are especially nutritious once you crack them and extract the gooey greasy insides. As for cooking them, that is very much optional, yes, even for humans. For a civilized example, see beef tartar, sushi, sashimi. Insects too are animals and they are quite nutritious though arguably less delicious.

      Cut or crack the bones. Boil them slowly over many hours. Then reduce the water until there's none left. What's left is the fat from inside the bones and the gelatinous stuff leached out of the bones. Add salt. Tastes awesome. Or you can cook more stuff in it. The hard skeletal part is great, it just takes time to make it edible.

      I haven't cracked the insect thing yet. But that's just Western conditioning. I cracked snails, sashimi, raw meat and most of the other things many Westerners are squeamish about (and I used to be) by putting them in my mouth and finding out how tasty they were. If the occasion arises, I'll try an insect.

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    47. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      "If I feed an animal 2000 corns/kg over its lifetime ...

      ... then your greatest accomplishment is clearly having created a new unit of measurement, to wit,corns/kg.

      I assume we're talking about cows.
      Don't feed them corn. Let them eat the grass they evolved to eat. They'll be happier and the meat will taste better.

      I'm probably supposed to make a slashdot cows reference here. I won't.

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    48. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      You're made of meat. Feel free to come over for dinner sometime, and leftovers.

      You're going to have to trim off a lot of fat.

      Render it you insensitive clod.

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    49. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      The simple fact is that if animals weren't meant to be eaten, then they wouldn't have been made out of food. Besides, there is plenty of evidence that shows that animals are, in fact, delicious.

      If humans weren't made for eating, then why are they made of meat?

      Nothing is made for anything. There isn't a purpose to life. Life happens mostly through natural selection, although humans have been pretty good at directed selection over the past few thousand years.

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    50. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite Shoe comics has Shoe telling the waitress he doesn't want any vegetables with his steak because "vegetables is what food eats."

      The truth is, if vegetables were meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made out of carbohydrates.

      I do that every now and then (well not the "vegetables is what food eats" thing) but I try to get them to deliver the meat without the vegetables. I won't be eating them anyway. I found a restaurant in the outskirts of D.C. that managed it one night, but not the next. Most places just can't handle it and feel compelled to add vegetables to the plate.

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    51. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      "The truth is, if vegetables were meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made out of carbohydrates."

      I don't know about you, but I actually like the occasional carbohydrate.

      So do I. But they make me fatter.

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    52. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      The simple fact is that if animals weren't meant to be eaten, then they wouldn't have been made out of food. Besides, there is plenty of evidence that shows that animals are, in fact, delicious.

      Actually, the opposite.

      We're meant to eat meat.

      If we weren't meant to eat meat, we wouldn't have these teeth called canines - meant for tearing meat, nor would we need to eat meat to get all the nutrition we need to survive. Furthermore, we wouldn't have stereoscopic vision with a relatively limited field of view - which isn't useful for a herbivore. Their food doesn't move so depth perception isn't needed, but a wider field of view is a great tool for spotting predators. Why would you give up that wider field of view if there wasn't something to be gained - like being able to quickly determine how far away your moving dinner is?

      Well we certainly adapted to eat meat. But also plants. Not grains though. They're new. They came with agriculture and we aren't adapted to them at all.
      The Western metabolic disorder thing is a specific problem that makes plants a problem. But there are whole populations that get by on mostly plants, mostly meat and fully omnivorous diets and they do fine.

      Any scientific analysis of "This diet is the right one for humans" falls down because there is always a counterexample. We can point to the Western diet and safely say "This diet is not the right one for a substantial fraction of humans".

       

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    53. Re:Ha by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Can you Say vitamin B12?

      Interestingly, being apes, we have evolved from a group of animals that eat a lot of fruit, and studies suggest that we may have evolved an ability to process alcohol better than many other groups as a result of eating fermenting fruit. Which incidentally may be naturally high in B12 because of the fermentation process. Just a thought.

    54. Re:Ha by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      For a civilized example, see beef tartar

      The French? Civilised?

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    55. Re:Ha by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      but I'd have to be pretty hungry to actually consume the bone itself

      I'm not convinced crushed bone is particularly edible. You can get the nutrients out of the bone by boiling it. The rest is mostly minerals which isn't useful to eat.

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    56. Re:Ha by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Well we certainly adapted to eat meat. But also plants. Not grains though.

      You are mistaken. Our closest relatives (chimps and bonobos) lack the salivary amylase required to digest carbohydrates. Humans have it. We are in fact adapted to eat grains. Likely it would have been opportunistic gathering of whatever cropped up in wild grasses at the time, obviously not eating huge qantities of highly processed grains.

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    57. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the opposite problem: I've hardly ever had a decent amount of vegetables in a restaurant meal, even though I always order vegetarian dishes. Somehow, restaurants seem to treat vegetables as something that is mainly of ornamental value.

    58. Re:Ha by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      If we weren't meant to eat meat, we wouldn't have these teeth called canines

      That is maybe the most ridiculous argument I've heard in the past 20 minutes.

      You must have been someplace other than Slashdot, then, because that was not a ridiculous argument. No matter what kind of animal with teeth you look at, those teeth tell you what they evolved to eat. We have both sharp and blunt kinds of teeth because we evolved to eat both meat (for which you need sharp teeth) and plants (for which you need flat ones) and it shouldn't surprise anyone.

      There are lots of other signs that we evolved to be omnivores, most of them within our digestive system and not right on our faces. But the teeth, frankly, are a dead giveaway.

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    59. Re:Ha by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      They are quite good, if you can get over the "eww, a bug" factor.

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    60. Re:Ha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      No matter what kind of animal with teeth you look at, those teeth tell you what they evolved to eat.

      It just ain't true. Gorillas have big, sharp teeth (including more impressive canines than humans have) but they don't eat meat.

      http://news.nationalgeographic...

      http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemi...

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    61. Re:Ha by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      It just ain't true. Gorillas have big, sharp teeth (including more impressive canines than humans have) but they don't eat meat.

      False. I should not have to remind you to use google before making declarative statements. You Slashdot plenty.

      Also, do not forget that this argument is about what something evolved to eat, not what it eats. Gorillas could have evolved to eat meat, and then stopped eating it, and they'd still have the same-shape teeth.

      Finally, Gorillas' big pointy teeth are not the same as our canine teeth. They're more useful for fighting, less useful for eating meat. But ours aren't useful for fighting, only for eating. Thus, you have truly bolstered my argument with your monkey (well, ape) business. Thank you!

      Fucking piece of shit slashdot wants five minutes between comments again. I must have been put back on the shit list for criticizing the stupid fuckbag "editors" who get paid for pretending to work, even in this economy. Dice truly is the epitome of incompetence.

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    62. Re:Ha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Gorillas could have evolved to eat meat, and then stopped eating it

      So, just like people. If gorillas evolved to eat meat, then stopped eating it, there really isn't a good argument for, "we've gotta eat meat because we have canine teeth".

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    63. Re:Ha by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I would argue that animals were "made" to be eaten, but the fact is that a lot more of an animal can be eaten than western culture chooses. Flag as Inappropriate

      Animals weren't "made" to be eaten, they were made to reproduce, however, we were "made" to eat them.

      That statement pretty much holds true if you look at either from a scientific (evolution, ecology) or religious view (at least, any of the Abrahamic religions).

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    64. Re:Ha by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

      Just ask the global warming crowd.

      Just ask the anti-global warming crowd.

      There, fixed that for you.

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    65. Re:Ha by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Carpaccio then?

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    66. Re:Ha by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So, just like people. If gorillas evolved to eat meat, then stopped eating it, there really isn't a good argument for, "we've gotta eat meat because we have canine teeth".

      "Gotta" and "makes sense" are two very different things. People are always trying to prove that we shouldn't eat meat on various bases. If you can show that it's actually unsustainable, more power to you. If you think that there's some reason beyond sustainability why we shouldn't do it, good luck proving it, and hey let's actually see some proof, or at least some evidence. At least stop arguing that we aren't clearly evolved to be omnivorous. It doesn't mean we can't change, over time, but it's clear that it is at best difficult to get the broad variety of nutrients and micronutrients for optimal function purely from plant sources. I don't advocate pretending to be a carnivore, either.

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    67. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't eat people. Eating people is wrong!

    68. Re:Ha by bobbied · · Score: 1

      "If I feed an animal 2000 corns/kg over its lifetime ...

      ... then your greatest accomplishment is clearly having created a new unit of measurement, to wit,corns/kg.

      I assume we're talking about cows. Don't feed them corn. Let them eat the grass they evolved to eat. They'll be happier and the meat will taste better.

      Depends on what your tastes are. Personally, having raised beef both ways and eaten the results, I prefer grain finished over grass fed. Grain finished turns out more tender, has more flavor because it has more fat content.

      BTW, Cows ARE evolved to eat grain and greatly prefer it over grass because it is energy rich and takes a lot less energy to digest. It's the same as the average person's liking for sugar and starch because it's quick energy and evolution prefers that. Cows like grain so much that they will literally eat themselves to death if enough of it is available. So I don't think feeding them grain is counter to nature's design and if we can make a taster hamburger by doing it, why not?

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    69. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there is plenty of evidence that shows that animals are, in fact, delicious"

      There is also plenty of evidence that shows that animals are, in fact, conscious intelligent creatures who experience pain and emotions.

    70. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there have been some anecdotes from people who have witnessed some animals eat other animals."

      Animals rape each other also. I guess maybe we should be allowed to do that too, right? Animals do all sorts of shit, doesn't make them good things to do...

    71. Re:Ha by Faust6 · · Score: 1

      True, organ meats are under-appreciated and healthier than muscle cuts. Traditionally humans would eat just about everything.

    72. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to lions, tigers, cheetahs, leopards, jaguars,pumas, hyenas, wolves, owls, eagles, hawks, snakes, sharks and every other natural meat eater on the planet. Seems like food to them.
      Cooking meat may have contributed to our larger brains and greater intellect. If I wanted to be snarky, I could say vegetarianism is the path to devolution.

    73. Re:Ha by bobbied · · Score: 1

      You are a credit to the English major lobby on Slashdot... Here's a gold star for your chart today..

      My humble apologies for having frightful English composition skills, horrible spelling, terrible typing mistakes and inexcusable errors in word usage. I hope you are still able to understand the meaning of what I write..

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    74. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You eat things you hate? That's weird.

    75. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite the fact that I am a vegetarian, I agree with you that animals were meant to be eaten, with one caveat. They were made to be eaten but not by human. Human anatomy clearly resembles to that of vegetarian animals. Also, the logic in your argument is meaningless. It reminds of the logic that whites used to enslave blacks and can be used for any crime like raping, beating, murdering etc.

    76. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals don't make vitamin B12, neither do plants. It is made by bacteria which is found on plant skins. Excessive processing of plant food will destroy it. Fermented food also produces vitamin B12 and many people get it from that (e.g. http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/fermented-food-b12-11399.html )

    77. Re:Ha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If you think that there's some reason beyond sustainability why we shouldn't do it, good luck proving it

      You don't think sustainability is a good reason?

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    78. Re:Ha by losfromla · · Score: 1

      true that.

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    79. Re:Ha by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yes, evolution has made me this way.

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    80. Re:Ha by losfromla · · Score: 1

      They don't teach it anymore because monsanto and their ilk don't favor that as it tends to make consumers shun their products. My kid and her kindergarten class were taken on a field trip to McDonalds, I have programmed into mine a loathing for McDonalds since then.

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    81. Re:Ha by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Thanks!
      I'll definitely do this next time I split a cow with friends.

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    82. Re:Ha by losfromla · · Score: 1

      The French are much more civilized than most other people. Many philosophical and government ideas originated there, due in no small part to Voltaire of course but he wasn't alone...

      P.S. I am not French.

      P.P.S. If you were making a funny: Haha! I get it! You made fun of the French! lol!

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    83. Re:Ha by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You don't think sustainability is a good reason?

      I think it's based on bullshit assumptions, which are in turn based on bullshit economics. We may have to eat less cows, or more farmed fish. But the people selling you cow products right now certainly don't want things to change...

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    84. Re:Ha by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      So do I. But they make me fatter.

      And they make it harder for me to control my blood sugar.

    85. Re:Ha by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you are aware of this, but that is an old A. Whitney Brown joke

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    86. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      No, I was unaware or I certainly would have attributed it to AWB, whose work I love. It is something I once heard somewhere, most likely third hand, and repeated. Thank you for letting me know so I can appropriately attribute the line in the future!

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    87. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You haven't seen my on again, off again, sometimes ex-girlfriend ;-)

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    88. Re:Ha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1
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    89. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      evolved to eat

      According to evolution, grass would evolve to not be eaten faster than a cow's ability to evolve to eat it. Grass has much higher/faster generational turnover than cows.

      Too bad the theory's a piece of shit.

    90. Re:Ha by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      evolved to eat

      According to evolution, grass would evolve to not be eaten faster than a cow's ability to evolve to eat it. Grass has much higher/faster generational turnover than cows.

      Too bad the theory's a piece of shit.

      Grass doesn't die when it's eaten. It's the same reason we can mow it and the lawn doesn't die.
      Don't give up your day job at church. You don't seem cut out for science.

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    91. Re:Ha by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I remembered hearing it somewhere, but I somehow remembered Emo Philips delivering the line. I tried to look it up and discovered to my delight AWB, forgot how funny he was!

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  4. Cruciferous vegetable night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and we all know the results to Sheldon. Emissions.

  5. Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because, you know, cows make photosynthesis.

    The smell of bullshit is greater than the GHG...

  6. Conservation of energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhhhh... so, the pig eating the same food as we do, burning those calories as heat in terms of movement and etc. and then being turned into food... uses less energy than cutting out the whole "pig" part? CONSERVATION OF ENERGY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT???!!

    1. Re: Conservation of energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pigs aren't fed lettuce.
      Logic. Do you speak it mutherfucker?

    2. Re:Conservation of energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhhh... so, the pig eating the same food as we do, burning those calories as heat in terms of movement and etc. and then being turned into food... uses less energy than cutting out the whole "pig" part? CONSERVATION OF ENERGY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT???!!

      You too dumb to think about transportation, refrigeration, preparation, and all the other costs needed to move the same amount of calories of lettuce compared to bacon? You know? The mountain of lettuce compared to the couple of pounds of bacon?

      Yeah, apparently you are.

    3. Re: Conservation of energy? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Pigs aren't fed lettuce.

      No, but they eat their own shit.

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    4. Re: Conservation of energy? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Pigs are Liberals?

    5. Re:Conservation of energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, you should eat what pigs eat instead, cut out the middleman.

  7. in other news by zlives · · Score: 0

    water can kill you, stop drinking water.

    stupid story stupid headline.

    1. Re:in other news by amberdalan · · Score: 1

      Curse you di-hydrogen monoxide.

    2. Re:in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killing unattended children and drunks in backyard pools as long as I can remember. Horrible stuff...

    3. Re: in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just do the math on kg GHG/calorie. It's unsustainable. We've got to stop drinking water and switch to softdrinks.

    4. Re: in other news by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes

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    5. Re: in other news by hucker75 · · Score: 1

      The film Idiocracy is coming true.

  8. Can't wait to send this to my vegan friends by reiserifick · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can't wait to send this to my vegan friends who switched to being veganese after watching some netflix documentaries...

    1. Re:Can't wait to send this to my vegan friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should probably wait. You're just showing your vegan friends you're too dumb to do basic logical reasoning. They are going to make fun of you.

    2. Re:Can't wait to send this to my vegan friends by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      With friends like you who needs gaseous emissions? Hans, is that you?

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  9. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The title is about lettuce, the article that "debunks it" says that vegetarians will not eat only lettuce. So the title is correct.

  10. Feed Lettuce to pigs by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Best way to get you kids to eat vegetables.

    1. Re:Feed Lettuce to pigs by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Or just genetically modify lettuce to taste like bacon.

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    2. Re:Feed Lettuce to pigs by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      That's a superpower!

      https://static.spiceworks.com/...

    3. Re:Feed Lettuce to pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently there is seaweed out there that doesn't even have to be modified to taste like bacon...?

      http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/food/a36643/seaweed-that-tastes-like-bacon/

    4. Re:Feed Lettuce to pigs by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's a lie. There's also a massive texture thing going on. There's also a range of ways of cooking bacon that can't be replicated with seaweed.

      This is vegan propaganda. They lie. They're trying to take away our salty beautiful bacon.

  11. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's focus on truly man made emissions, you know shit coming out of cars, coal plants, etc and stop trying to figure out how much a cow farts or how much is generated by eating lettuce. What a waste of time and money. All of the cows and lettuce eating people on the planet pail in comparison to one coal plant.

    1. Re:How about... by hawguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Let's focus on truly man made emissions, you know shit coming out of cars, coal plants, etc and stop trying to figure out how much a cow farts or how much is generated by eating lettuce. What a waste of time and money. All of the cows and lettuce eating people on the planet pail in comparison to one coal plant.

      Those cow farts are pretty much just as man made (and damaging) as your car when you look at a typical cattle (or chicken or hog) farm and the amount of mechanization that goes into turning grain and other feed into the meat in your supermarket.

      http://www.independent.co.uk/e...

      But in almost every case, the world's 1.5 billion cattle are most to blame. Livestock are responsible for 18 per cent of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, more than cars, planes and all other forms of transport put together.

    2. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad there is no idiot moderation category. this is about as stupid as the stupid girl who wanted to kill all the predatory animals so the cute ones won't get eaten

    3. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Is there a way to capture said cow fart methane and burn it for energy?

    4. Re:How about... by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Is there a way to capture said cow fart methane and burn it for energy?

      Not economically, though prototypes do exist. There is some effort to capture methane emissions from cow manure.

    5. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a company trying to convert swine waste to oil. I believe it may have had some small potential as a very low grade oil. I don't recall if it ever when anywhere.

    6. Re:How about... by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      I want a study that compares the emissions of cattle to those of how many bison there used to be in North America. We've slaughtered so many animals that my gut instinct is that cattle emissions are less than that of the population devastation we've had on wild animals.

      As a tangential topic, I want to see us transition from cattle to bison. Emissions are supposedly less (from what I remember), but they are also easier to feed in the winter, as they can still graze and won't need as much feed. As a bonus it would bring back the population, even if it is domesticated.

    7. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in almost every case, the world's 1.5 billion cattle are most to blame.

      Repeatedly reading this argument shits me to tears. The 1.5 billion cattle replaced about 1.5 billion buffalo/antelope/deer/etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.. I'm not an expert but I assume buffalo fart and cattle fart aren't that different.

    8. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.5 billion cattle! That's a lot! That's why we need to eat them.

    9. Re:How about... by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      Also, they are delicious.

    10. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about vegan farts? Those are nasty GHG producers, we need to tax beans and rice.

    11. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those cow farts are pretty much just as man made (and damaging) as your car when you look at a typical cattle (or chicken or hog) farm and the amount of mechanization that goes into turning grain and other feed into the meat in your supermarket.

      Taken in isolation, cow-based emissions are exactly as carbon neutral as the natural decay of the plants they ate that fixed the atmospheric carbon in the first place. As you said, it's the mechanization surrounding the livestock production that's causing problems. Luckily, we can convert those to renewable power sources much more readily than we can attach catalytic converters to 1.5 billion cows' exhaust ports.

  12. when pigs fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Follow the money, folks, follow the money.

    3 guesses as to who paid for this pile of pig poop.

    1. Re:when pigs fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al gore!

      no? Shit

      National Beef Board?

      No? Crap

      The Iowa Pig Farmers association?

      NO? Hell, bring me some bacon bits on that salad..

    2. Re:when pigs fly by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I have a theory that there are no foods that can't be improved by adding either bacon or custard.

      I only just thought of it, and I've been enjoying some vodka, so this may not hold up to scrutiny, but for the moment I'm sticking with it.

      Just don't mix the two. Although..?

  13. See price per calorie by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    Now, it's not always the case that the price of something corresponds to its resource use. But things that use a lot of resources tend to be more expensive. Food for thought.

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  14. The actual paper says nothing of the sort by burtosis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The paper simply cites that on a per calorie basis many vegtables like lettuce, cucumbers, celery, etc are worse for the enviornment. It's actually obvious because these foods have no nutritional value with respect to calories, yet require water and other resources to bring to the table. The same paper states nutrition rich plant materials are actually better. The "debunking" article is just a knee jerking response and addresses "issues" that were never brought up in the paper. What we need to help fix this planet are people that run off of logic, not emotions.

    1. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can easily agree with this.

      What we're looking at is a combination of good research being explained poorly in the news, and kneejerk sensationalist reaction to said news.

      The whole thing could be handled a lot better if one simply gave complete data in the news report, and stayed away from sensationalism.

      Unfortunately, news orgs are deeply incentivized to create controversy.

    2. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by hawguy · · Score: 1

      The paper simply cites that on a per calorie basis many vegtables like lettuce, cucumbers, celery, etc are worse for the enviornment. It's actually obvious because these foods have no nutritional value with respect to calories, yet require water and other resources to bring to the table. The same paper states nutrition rich plant materials are actually better. The "debunking" article is just a knee jerking response and addresses "issues" that were never brought up in the paper. What we need to help fix this planet are people that run off of logic, not emotions.

      Maybe if the paper were not behind a $40 paywall, more people could read it and make more reasoned comments.

    3. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by quantaman · · Score: 1

      What we need to help fix this planet are people that run off of logic, not emotions.

      But then what will we talk about on slashdot?

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    4. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      I am a vegetarian, have been for over 2 decades now but not because I care for animals or some such nonsense. I am running an experiment on myself, my position is that it is a healthier lifestyle choice and I could not give any number of rats asses whether it is good or bad for the environment.

    5. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thankfully, since many animals that we eat can digest cellulose, they actually get more nutritional value out of plant matter.

    6. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Kohath · · Score: 1

      What we need to help fix this planet are people that run off of logic, not emotions.

      How about we start by not saying "fix this planet" as if the concept of "fixing" the planet were serious?

      Perhaps it's just a short way of saying what you mean, but there are lots of emotion-driven arguments to "save the planet". But the planet is oblivious. And what we really need is a way to live the best lives we can -- for a definition of "we" that respectfully includes people in the future.

    7. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the debunking article was commenting on the media coverage rather than the original article.

    8. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Cool Story Bro! Not really. Next time, just STFU. Seriously.

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    9. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      What are you using as a control?

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    10. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      That's utter nonsense. All you need is to feed a pig a single old leaf of lettuce, and now you've ensured that a single bacon rasher is worse for the environment than a single head of lettuce.

      It never ceases to amaze me how American students are so much dumber than their European counterparts, even though they have so much better facilities and supposedly world class teachers. Sigh.

    11. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you using as a control?

      A vibrator.

    12. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      ProTip: Your joke works out much better when it's not obvious that you don't understand the question.

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    13. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling others stupid while making an absurdly idiotic remark. Classic trolling.

    14. Re:The actual paper says nothing of the sort by kheldan · · Score: 1

      What we need to help fix this planet are people that run off of logic, not emotions.

      Yes. At the same time maybe we could finally shrug off the onerous yoke of religion and other superstitions. Sadly, I'd rate the chance of that happening, before Humanity extincts itself, to be way less than 50% right now. We're still more animal than we are truly sentient, thinking beings, and that's not something that will change overnight.

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  15. 3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since lettuce has far more water than calories, that's not much of a surprise. You'd have to eat a mountain of lettuce to get the same caloric intake as a couple of rashers of bacon. But few people eat lettuce for the calories; vegetarians often get most of theirs from nuts, mushrooms & soy, for example - none of which appear to be covered in the study

    eating a vegetarian diet could contribute to climate change

    Sure, but less so than most diets involving meat (disclaimer: not a vegetarian). The study also includes dairy foods and even seafood, which seems odd for a vegetarian diet but maybe bolsters their desired conclusion (cheese in particular is pretty GHG-intensive). The result seems to be more useful for fuelling misleading media quotes like the above, than for making informed decisions.

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    1. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Guybrush_T · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. Big news : mushrooms are 0 calories, so they're emitting *infinite* greenhouse gas per calorie. I'm surprised there is not an infinite quantity of greenhouse gas on earth.

      Oh, wait, because we're not trying to get even 1 calorie from eating mushrooms !

    2. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What? You can't seriously think that the caloric content of mushrooms is zero! What do you think they consist of?

    3. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Mushrooms are not zero callories. How retarded are you? They are actually a quite nice proteine source.
      Go and read some wikipedia ...

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    4. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pretty damned close actually looks like about 38cal per 100g. Compared to about 200cal per 100g for steak. Not infinite but about 5X less for the same weight. So it is quite possible on a per calorie basis mushrooms lettuce (even worse at 15cal) etc are worse for the environment than meat. But really that probably just means we should be eating the grains like we feed to the animals vs lettuce if we want to be efficient. Man does not live on bread alone, but it helps. Mah, till they make a veggie that tastes and has the texture of bacon I'll keep eating Porkie.

    5. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is not that people eat meat, the problem is there are so damn many of us eating anything at all.
      No, the problem is: anout 50% of all food offered in supermarkets is thrown away. Directly at the supermarket. They don't even iffer it to the poor.
      The ideacthat there are to many people is an american urban legend.

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    6. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by losfromla · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, because grains have zero environmental footprint, what with the tractors, industrial fertilizers, pesticides, fuel to transport across vast distances...

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    7. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by runningduck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with the study is the selective use of calorie as a measure instead of nutrient.

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    8. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cow farts are killing the planet. It is a good thing we shot all the buffalo. Just think how bad it would have been if the great herds were still around.

    9. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to make Soylent Green biscuits, starting with the greens and other protesters. That will solve all problems.

    10. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since lettuce has far more water than calories, that's not much of a surprise.

      The previous poster was talking about lunatics, not lettuce. How many calories does a lunatic have? How much GHG emissions are produced growing a lunatic? etc.

    11. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A local vegetarian restaurant in San Francisco (Enjoy, two locations) has a fried chicken drumstick appetizer. It tastes even more chicken-y then chicken. I'm not sure how they do it, but it's kind of weird. It's a Chinese Buddhist vegetarian restaurant, which means they avoid onions and garlic too, making it all the more amazing. (No meat, no onions, no garlic... its mind-blowing.)

      I'm not a vegetarian, but I do enjoy that restaurant. They're very skilled at what they do, and don't seem to rely too heavily on packaged products, but more on old-school techniques[1]. Buddhists chefs have been doing meat substitutes for millennia.

      Their beef short ribs are even better--more subdued. The chicken drumstick is too chicken-y, like how artificial sweeteners are too sweet. I go there for the vegetables and other stuff, but we usually order at least one meat substitute.

      [1] Some vegetarians might not think it's that great, as the style and textures might not be typical of vegetarian preparations in the U.S. But I really think the quality (disregarding personal preferences) is top notch. Kind of like how a programmer can still appreciate a well-written program even in a language and style he personal dislikes. Good craftsmanship is universal.

    12. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Mushrooms are not zero callories. (sic) ... They are actually a quite nice proteine (sic) source."

      And if you get the right ones, they can be quite "enlightening" ;-)

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    13. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      There certainly aren't too many who can spell!

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    14. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by argumentsockpuppet · · Score: 1

      Ironic. When I saw:

      eating a vegetarian diet could contribute to climate change

      What my brain interpreted was:

      eating a vegetarian could contribute to climate change

      Quite different actually. How fatty is your typical vegetarian? How do you avoid the poisoning that comes from cannibalism? Is garlic applied directly or in a barbecue sauce during cooking? Exactly what improvements can be seen per vegetarian consumed? All questions that are ignored and confusing until I realize which word I didn't see the first read through.

    15. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with the study is the selective use of calorie as a measure instead of nutrient.

      There are many problems with this study. Comparing cucumbers to pork is silly, since people don't eat cucumbers as a substitute for bacon. If you want to compare something to bacon, then you should compare tofu, beans, tempeh, or peanuts. But then you would find that per calorie or per gram of protein, the veggie option is far better for the environment, and then there is no shocking headline to generate clicks.

    16. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      Do you have a source for that 50% claim? I've looked around and see it at 10% for the stores and 20% for at home.

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    17. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that in kcal/g of dry weight? Mushrooms have amazing amounts of protein per gram of dry weight.

    18. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by gumbi+west · · Score: 2

      If you eat the grains that would have fed the live stock and the live stock crap, breathe, or dissipate heat, then, yes, it would be more efficient.

    19. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuel to transport across vast distances

      One, there is nothing inherently burdensome about transporting grain vs. transporting lettuce. If anything, ground-up grain packs better than lettuce and thus might travel more efficiently.

      But more to the point about transportation, there's some cool research out there arguing that eating local is bad for the environment because it breaks the economies of scale.

    20. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you sure? Sounds like you are talking out of your ass.

    21. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by tacet · · Score: 1

      they consist of cells covered with chitin, that we cannot digest.

    22. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not 0 when I sautee them in butter and eat them with bacon.

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    23. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like you know even less.

    24. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is a german source: https://www.zugutfuerdietonne....

      Obviously in your country it might be different.

      In the US it seems 30% - 40% : http://www.worldfooddayusa.org...

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    25. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many problems with this study. Comparing cucumbers to pork is silly, since people don't eat cucumbers as a substitute for bacon. If you want to compare something to bacon, then you should compare tofu, beans, tempeh, or peanuts.

      No-one eats those as a substitute for bacon either.
      It's just that people that don't eat bacon happens to eat those.

    26. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There certainly aren't too many who can spell!
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      Thank you for recognizing your own shortcommings.
      Semicolons don't end sentences so "physics" should not have been capitalized.

    27. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      We don't eat mushrooms for the calories. We eat them to trip our balls off.

      If you eat the right mushrooms, you won't give a damn about the caloric value. You will be more concerned that your yelping dog has the head of Hilary Clinton.

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    28. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pro tip from a vegetarian: Lentils, beans, chick peas, cheese, milk

      Toegther with spices, vegetables and *gasp* LETTUCE, the meal might even taste better than meat-based dishes, include a broader range and more of essentials, provide less toxins, be cheaper overall and a much lower total environmental footprint.

      It's complicated, but not impossible to research properly.

      However, choosing the cheapest food where the cost is pushed over to your health and environmental impact, will just lead humanity further and further down a hole that become harder and harder to get up from with time, while empowering those leading psychopathic institutions.

    29. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Thank you for recognizing your own *shortcommings*.

      No, thank you

    30. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Bongo · · Score: 1, Informative

      Our digestive systems are not as good as cows' for processing that stuff.

      See The Vegetarian Myth, written by a long term vegan/vegetarian.

    31. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Znork · · Score: 1

      Well, if you pave the area that the livestock occupies at least. Well, no, that doesn't work, you still need that area to catch carbon through vegetation. But you can't let something else eat the vegetation or they'll crap, breath and dissipate it again. So you need to sequestrate the vegetation. Better drench it in pesticides too so no insects consume it.

      Hang on... that sounds like it's actually one of those ecological cycle thingamajiggies, it just could be that the actual problem is the input of sequestrated materials into the cycle rather than the particular point at which a specific carrier is recycled, as that will just get replaced by another carrier/emitter if the consumption point is moved.

    32. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by jandersen · · Score: 1

      The ideacthat there are to many people is an american urban legend.

      Well, to be fair, there does seem to be rather a lot of Americans ;-) (*runs for cover while removing tongue from cheek*)

    33. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Yeah, because grains have zero environmental footprint, what with the tractors, industrial fertilizers, pesticides, fuel to transport across vast distances...

      What on earth are you talking about?

      The comparison was feeding the grains to cows versus eating the grains directly. All your list of things required to make grains are the same in both cases.

      Except of course to get 100 calories of cow, you have to feed it enough grains to grow it to the point it's worth slaughtering it, rather than just eating those 100 calories of grains. So, if you want to eat cow, you need more grain than if you were just eating the grain yourself.

      So all those things you list being wrong with grain are worse for cows because you need more grain.

      If of course you feed cows on grain which is, I gather quite common practice in some places.

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    34. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Our digestive systems are not as good as cows' for processing that stuff.

      Yes, but it's not orders of magnitude worse. To eat a cow, you have to grow it to the point where it's worth slaughtering before you cut it up and get some delicious sizzling steaks.

      How many meals do you think the cow eats in that time?

      Apparently they're slaughtered at between 3 and 16 weeks for good beef. How many meals do you think they eat in that time? Do the maths and you'll find that if reasonable food had been grown for humans there, more calories would be available by just eating whatever was grown. Oh and don't forget to consider all the food that had to be fed to the parents in order to keep them alive so they could make more meat.

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    35. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      I tried a vegetarian diet but I found that vegans tend to get stuck between my teeth

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    36. Re: 3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most 'vegetarians' eat seafood and dairy.. otherwise they would likely identify themselves as vegans instead.

    37. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They stick in my craw, actually, and I'm not even that big a carnivore!

    38. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Bongo · · Score: 1

      By "good" I mean, the cow can live well, and we can't. So then you have to include the carbon footprint of all the hospitals full of sick people. But of course before we even get to that argument, there's the whole issue of what's the optimal human diet anyway... and the author of that book claims vegetarianism ruined her health, over the decades. But that's also a complex topic, given that it is hard to show that many people do really well eating healthy meats when the national health advice for decades has been to not do that, so where's the healthy sample to draw on to show it clearly? Especially when we're talking about, not the people who do it for ten years, but the people who do it for fifty? So people like Keith end up simply having to go by their own experience.

      But what we do know clearly is that obesity and diabetes rates have been steadily going up for the population, so something is wrong, and maybe it isn't just that people are not running enough marathons. For example, Tim Noakes, a sports scientist, ran many marathons and still got diabetes, so how many more was he supposed to run? Or was it just that, the standard healthy diet based on grain agriculture was wrong? And what's the carbon footprint of millions of people needing expensive treatments for diabetes and cancer and obesity?

      Part of the issue is this notion of "growing food for humans". There's the "growing" part, ie. intensive agriculture, and there's the "for humans" part, ie. is it really a reasonably healthy diet for humans?

      But I'm just saying these alternative ideas exist. If one wants to figure out which is right, I guess it is a matter of going off and reading a load of books and then trying stuff. I can only suggest that the alternative ideas are out there. Lierre Keith is pretty clear that a lot of land is only sustainably "farmed" by putting natural pasture cows on it, and there are grasslands where ruminants are the only thing that'll inhabit them. See you only get all that grain for your pasta and cereals by over farming it using fertilisers which come from fossil fuels, and so on. I suggest reading the book, and others like it, as I don't have a copy to hand to check quotes, but it is that sort of argument, amongst others.

      For me it isn't just beef, I eat hearts and kidneys and livers and so on, and bone broths.

    39. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

      A factor of 5 is not close to infinity. At 38cal per 100g it is close to carrots( 41cal per 100g) and other vegetables.

    40. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      To be fair, cows might be able to eat lower quality grains than humans, but that is probably more than offset by parts of the cow that are not useful.

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    41. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      The point was that those are used as a protein source in the diet, not that the are a direct substitute like almond milk.

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    42. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by tbannist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Comparing cucumbers to pork is silly, since people don't eat cucumbers as a substitute for bacon

      Actually, it isn't. Comparing the GHG per calorie of any two foods isn't silly, it's basic research. However, drawing conclusions about different diets based on unrepresentative samples of the components of the diets is silly, and that's what a lot of the people writing the articles around this study seem to be doing. It is important, however, to always remember that it's the job of those writers to get us to click on the links and see the ads, not provide us with rational analysis.

      The original study compares the USDA recommended food mix to the current American diet and finds that the USDA recommended diet would increase GHG emissions and energy usage, even if the number of calories was reduced to the recommended amount to maintain a healthy weight. It should be noted that the recommended diet is not vegetarian, and that a vegetarian diet was not considered in the study, so anything about how vegetarian diets compare to omnivorous diets is trolling for clicks.

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    43. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The ideacthat there are to many people is an american urban legend.

      No, it isn't.

      Without oil we could not produce enough food for any first world nation on the planet, and I'm only talking about the required fertilizer, forgetting the entire rest of the chain.

      We can not survive at the rate we are consuming resources our population WILL shrink unless we find alternatives. Modern cities are 100% completely unsustainable and ridiculously wasteful when you look at intelligently. They can not exist without oil for many reasons, not just shipping. Disease without modern (read: oil based) medicines would be rampant, electricity would be short since we don't power ALL our nation from coal or nukes, and since people refuse to allow nukes, we'd go to coal ... which isn't going to last forever either, not like its forming as fast as we dig it out of the ground.

      Our population density is WAY too high, ridiculously beyond whats seen ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

      By every measure, if we looked at people the same way we look at say ... rats ... the entire world would be losing their shit at the plague of rats.

      We only ignore our own destruction of the planet because we refuse to acknowledge that we're a pest to the planet.

      Oh ... and any grocery store that throws away '50%' of its shit ... is a store thats going to be out of business in a couple months so that one probably really isn't that big of a concern, it won't last long enough to waste much.

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    44. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Muros · · Score: 3, Informative

      Our digestive systems are not as good as cows' for processing that stuff.

      Yes, but it's not orders of magnitude worse. To eat a cow, you have to grow it to the point where it's worth slaughtering before you cut it up and get some delicious sizzling steaks.

      How many meals do you think the cow eats in that time?

      Apparently they're slaughtered at between 3 and 16 weeks for good beef. How many meals do you think they eat in that time?

      3-16 weeks? Cattle will be slaughtered at around 3 years age. Are you thinking of chickens?

    45. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why hate the letter k, it stands for so much... Or are you one of the ones that drives around at 120 meters per hour.

    46. Re: 3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by omnichad · · Score: 1

      What makes you think seafood isn't meat? They're vegetarian, not Catholic.

    47. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      How many people eat dried mushrooms? Our stomach/GI tract only has/wants so much volume going through it. How shitty are you going to feel if you eat 4lb of food every meal to cram in the calories you need. That is why even veggies have to eat grains and beans and such too. A lot of these "good" foods are no good as a primary part of a meal. Way too low in calories.

      Also, most vegetarians I know have really awful physiques. They look like Richard Simmons/the hippie teacher from Beavis and Butthead. You can't tell the males from the females. Generalizing of course, but when comparing lifestyles (diet, exercies, etc) what else can you do? Generally speaking people that balance cardio and anaerobic exercise look better. Generally people that eat a moderate amount of meat look better than people that eat none/all they can. I think part of it is a lot of vegetarians I know eat really crappy. They are always hungry so they get a lot of their calories from really crappy sources like way too much fruit juice, or they are on the soda and french fries/potato chip diet. (I can't tell you how many times I've been out to eat with them and they pretty much look at the menu and say, hmm everything has meat and/or I don't like the dressing, hmm I'll just have a plate of fries thanks).How many days a week can you do that before you start looking like a flabby slob. You have to be disciplined as it is to eat well being veggie just makes it that much harder (too hard IMO).

    48. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      That is just it with veggie diet: they often eat really crappy. Many vegetarians source of calories are horrible in my experience. Sure they had the garden salad. But 90% of the calories came from the half cup of ranch dressing on the thing. Or they opt for the french fries because it is the easy thing to order when out with friends.

      Of the half dozen or so I regularly eat around I'd say combined their macro nutrient profile is probably something like 5% protien, 45% carbs and 55% fat. No wonder they look like Richard Simmons minus the good hair.

    49. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magic mushrooms can cause strong visual hallucinations (a large amount or a potent batch) ... but usually just rainbow halos around light sources and moving/"breathing" inanimate objects etc. accounts of synesthesia (tasting colors, seeing music etc) but the types of visuals you're describing won't come from shrooms. Those hardcore trippy visuals with cartoon effects and shit come from the hard stuff like LSD. The only other substance that I've encountered that had those kinds of visuals is Salvia extract when smoked. Salvia leaf when chewed is actually a quite pleasant experience, not unlike mushrooms, but when you smoke it it grabs you and rips you out of reality weather you want to go or not.

    50. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but likewise a cow's digestive system isn't meant to process corn and grain, certainly not as a primary diet, and yet that's what we feed them to fatten them up. It also increases e-coli risk, interestingly.

      The fuss about environmental footprint seems moot really. With a proper diet (which sees increase in vegetable intake, and fruit to a lesser extent) level meat consumption is more modest than what is typical today (which increased 4x from the 1940s in the U.S.). The combination of health and animal welfare concerns will raise the price of livestock somewhat which may help.

    51. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Faust6 · · Score: 1

      Yes but likewise a cow's digestive system isn't meant to process corn and grain, certainly not as a primary diet, and yet that's what we feed them to fatten them up. It also increases e-coli risk, interestingly. The fuss about environmental footprint seems moot really. With a proper diet (which sees increase in vegetable intake, and fruit to a lesser extent) level meat consumption is more modest than what is typical today (which increased 4x from the 1940s in the U.S.). The combination of health and animal welfare concerns will raise the price of livestock somewhat which may help.

    52. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by jalvarez13 · · Score: 1

      How many pounds of bacon you would have to eat to get the same amount of fiber as in a lettuce? A quick google search yielded 1,3 grams of fiber per 100 grams of lettuce. Bacon has 0 grams, so the answer would be infinite. So long planet earth...

    53. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Faust6 · · Score: 2

      Pasture, ideally where cows graze and consume the bulk of their "meals", is of no use to humans directly and the soil itself may not be ideal for agricultural purposes. Add to that pasture is pretty well self-sustaining, cows raise themselves, aside from some health maintenance. It's silly to speak in terms of inefficiency in that context since the supply chain of food is completely different. We don't consume grass, nor do we have 4 stomachs to draw the most out of it.

    54. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Oil is a very unusual (at least this side of the pond) method of firing a power station. According to Gridwatch, oil is currently producing exactly...exactly 0% of our electricity (as opposed to nuclear: 18%, coal, 20%, wind 14%, gas 33%).

    55. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Faust6 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. We can owe it to the fact that we don't want to do without the convenience of grocery stores in every corner of the city carrying just what everyone wants at all times. Much of what's thrown away is technically not even spoiled/rotten, but try suggesting that we hand it off to the poor in a serious political context and what you'll hear back is "the poor deserve food as fresh as the rest of us! This is an insult!". That and legal dubiousness.

    56. Re: 3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, the part that you are ominivore. You can process the fats and oils that were mutated from the grain oils, which are difficult for you to process. Grain oils are also good for you, but do not transport all the needed nutrients that are needed for a healthy body. So you need both. Grains and meats. Lettuce is foods food. A side dish for flavors. To cleanse the palate. Moderation is the key, your genetics is the game.

    57. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you are an idiot.
      Every of your arguments is: wrong

      We only ignore our own destruction of the planet because we refuse to acknowledge that we're a pest to the planet. That might be true ;D

      and any grocery store that throws away '50%' of its shit
      Easy to google: "how much food is wasted in america", oops ;D

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    58. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how this got marked "insightful" unless it was by breeders who felt better hearing someone trot out this dead horse once again.
      Over population is not "an American urban legend", look at China and India trying to figure out how to control their growing populations. They are not the US even if we sent many of the US jobs there.
      Please think, not feel (I suspect you confuse these two things all the time) about how all the big fish from the sea have been eaten and we are creating dead spots in the ocean, with our run off from forcing more and more crops to grow on the same land. Do you think this world wide problem is caused by some waste in American supermarkets (citation needed on the 50% "all food" by the way . that sounds like breeder made up BS)?

      No, the problem is people. Too many people. If the world stopped having babies for the next 10 years we would have almost 7 billion people. If they didn't have babies for 20 years we would have over 6 billion people. All of those people craving fuel and creating byproducts.
      So your "BABIES BABIES must have BABIES!!!!!" drive is killing the species. Coming up with BS arguments also doesn't help. Whipping out science like a religion doesn't help (Science will save us all) any more than saying God will save us.
      In fact it is most likely too late for stopping all reproduction to help. So grab a beer and enjoy.

    59. Re: 3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      It's not quite that simple. Cow digestive systems can make use of plant material that we can't digest at all. Industrial cattle operations tend to feed them grains that we can at least partially digest, but it's quite possible to arrange a situation where a cow is raised on nothing human digestible at all. Some animals are often fed scraps and waste that we could, but won't eat.

      It would be interesting to see where the optimal point actually lies. Natural herbivores, like bison on the plains of North America, grazing on wild land would be more "environmentally friendly" than replanting that land for crops. So the ideal diet is probably weighted heavily towards plants but, at least in certain areas, probably contains at some meat.

    60. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      But they're built like toothpicks!?!

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    61. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Cederic · · Score: 1

      There are no parts of the cow that are not useful.

    62. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by swillden · · Score: 1

      3-16 weeks? Cattle will be slaughtered at around 3 years age. Are you thinking of chickens?

      Feedlot cattle are typically slaughtered at about 12 months. Grass-fed cattle are usually slaughtered at about 18 months. The additional time is because they fatten more slowly. Calves are slaughtered between three and 16 weeks of age, for veal, but that makes their meat much more expensive than that of older cattle. You can be pretty certain that the steak you buy in a grocery store lived about a year.

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    63. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Except that cows eating grains is an aberration and only common because of profit seeking industries which care nothing for the welfare of the animals they are raising nor of the people consuming their horrid products. Cows are meant to eat grass and other similar vegetation not grains and animal byproducts (ground up chicken feathers, feces, pig parts, etc.). Cow eating grass on pasture is actually great for the earth and improves the soil they are raised on.

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    64. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by losfromla · · Score: 1

      But, cows are not meant to eat grains, it is not part of their natural diet. The occasional seeds in grass, yes, but grains, never! It wreaks havoc on their digestive system, grass != grain.

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    65. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yes, your logic is correct, however your initial assumption is not. Grains are not optimal for humans nor for cows. Cows are meant to live on grasses, we are meant to live on fats mostly, some meat and vegetables as available. So I wasn't buying your argument as it is based on a false premise.

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    66. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

      Who could have imagined my plan to eat 14 pounds of lettuce each morning in order to replace my bacon calories would not save the planet. :(

    67. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Muros · · Score: 1

      Grass-fed cattle are usually slaughtered at about 18 months.

      Maybe that is true in America. I grew up on a beef farm, so I have a fairly good idea how things work here.

    68. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20% at home? What the hell is everyone throwing away? Am I an outlier? I occasionally throw away a banana if it gets too brown, but even that is rare.

    69. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Except really you need to eliminate soy because it has other undesirable effects.

    70. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Except really you need to eliminate soy because it has other undesirable effects.

      Soy also has some desirable effects. It contains genistein, which can make women grow bigger boobs.

    71. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      That's a super simplistic view that misses a ton. First, if a cow needs five times as much grain (a conservative estimate), you're talking about 5 times as much tractor usage, farmer time, nitrogen fixing. Also, returning fields to grasses and letting the grasses stay in the soil puts a lot of GHG in the ground.

    72. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Setting aside the methane production. Methane, carbon molecule for carbon molecule is a substantially more active GHG than CO2.

    73. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    74. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      In this case Physics is capitalized on purpose, and would be capitalized regardless of where I chose to put it in the sentence. You would know why if you had seen Lithgow deliver the line (it is a line in a TV show, and thus doesn't follow the same rules as your English teacher.) That being said a semicolon absolutely ends a sentence (and starts a second one), and you are an idiot for trying to correct me on that fact. You see a semi-colon joins two clauses, and the requirement of those clauses is that they must be complete sentences! Thanks for playing though!

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    75. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by siliconsmiley · · Score: 1

      We can't eat grass. Cows can eat grass. The cows we eat may not be eating grass, but that's a different story.

    76. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Grains and beans are not just for higher calorie density, but to supply essential amino acids.

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    77. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since lettuce has far more water than calories, that's not much of a surprise. You'd have to eat a mountain of lettuce to get the same caloric intake as a couple of rashers of bacon. But few people eat lettuce for the calories; vegetarians often get most of theirs from nuts, mushrooms & soy, for example - none of which appear to be covered in the study

      eating a vegetarian diet could contribute to climate change

      Sure, but less so than most diets involving meat (disclaimer: not a vegetarian). The study also includes dairy foods and even seafood, which seems odd for a vegetarian diet but maybe bolsters their desired conclusion (cheese in particular is pretty GHG-intensive). The result seems to be more useful for fuelling misleading media quotes like the above, than for making informed decisions.

      I saw that as well. Are the Carnegie Mellon researchers trying to tell people to eat more calories? It seems like they're just looking for a sensational way of stating 2/4 is less than 3/4.

    78. Re:3x GHG emissions *per calorie* by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Our digestive systems are not as good as cows' for processing that stuff.

      Yes, but it's not orders of magnitude worse. To eat a cow, you have to grow it to the point where it's worth slaughtering before you cut it up and get some delicious sizzling steaks.

      How many meals do you think the cow eats in that time?

      Apparently they're slaughtered at between 3 and 16 weeks for good beef. How many meals do you think they eat in that time?

      3-16 weeks? Cattle will be slaughtered at around 3 years age. Are you thinking of chickens?

      Maybe thinking of the time spent in the field after initial purchase? I know we purchase a few cattle, fatten them up (takes less than one year) then slaughter.

  16. Portion / waste control by iamacat · · Score: 1

    It does not make much sense to compare various foods so long as we overeat like crazy and throw away half of the food we buy. Start by making sure everyone lives within walking distance of a supermarket. Then people don't have to buy gigantic portions on weekly trips and have half of it get spoiled. Said daily walking trips will also help you lose weight, and then you don't need as many calories to sustain the bulk of your body. AND less greenhouse emissions from driving.

    1. Re:Portion / waste control by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Start by making sure everyone lives within walking distance of a supermarket. Then people don't have to buy gigantic portions on weekly trips and have half of it get spoiled.

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    2. Re:Portion / waste control by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      This sounds good, except for a couple things.

      First - how do you force the creation of supermarkets so that there is one within walking distance of everyone? Also, what is "walking distance" - 2 miles is walkable, that's probably a 30 minute walk.

      Second, I (and many people) don't want to spend a portion of my time every day foraging for food in the supermarket. I'd rather have one big trip a week than a small one every day.

      Third: There's this thing called a refrigerator. If you have food that spoils in the span of a week, you're doing it wrong. (Didn't we see an article recently about how the most game-changing invention of the 20th century could be argued to be the fridge, since it reduced the amount of time people spend on food preparation by an order of magnitude or so?)

      I agree that the regular exercise is good, but the rest of the arguments seem to be non-sequiturs.

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    3. Re:Portion / waste control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Members" are plural, faggot.

  17. Bacon sales down? by k6mfw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Kind of like when wine sales are down, a scientific report is released about health benefits of occasional glass of wine.

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    1. Re:Bacon sales down? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Kind of like when wine sales are down, a scientific report is released about health benefits of occasional glass of wine."

      Right, because the only time they would do this is "when sales are down". Companies have absolutely no motive to increase revenue when sales are not down. Thanks for the insightful conspiracy theory though!

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    2. Re:Bacon sales down? by phantomfive · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Bacon sales down? by sociocapitalist · · Score: 2

      Kind of like when wine sales are down, a scientific report is released about health benefits of occasional glass of wine.

      Since the recent terrorist attacks I have eaten rather a lot more pork than I usually do.

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  18. Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May not the best sentence structure.

    1. Re:Article by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      May the best though!

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  19. pigs eating lettuce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does this work if you only feed lettuce to the pigs?

  20. If you're all worried about things like this by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    You're probably not reading the real news.

    If you want to eat your veggies and own land, grow your own. Local farmers markets also contain large amounts of inexpensive fruits and vegetables some of which are locally grown.

  21. Lettuce isn't Food by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

    Think of how much acreage, water, and fertilizer is consumed to make iceberg lettuce. It conveys hardly any calories and simply gives you gas.

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    1. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Think of how much acreage, water, and fertilizer is consumed to make iceberg lettuce.

      Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure I even know anyone who eats iceberg lettuce. I mean, maybe somebody who puts some red leaf or radicchio on a sandwich for crunch, but I get the feeling that the only people still using iceberg lettuce are fast food joints who put a wilted leaf on your nasty burger.

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    2. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure I even know anyone who eats iceberg lettuce.

      Yet there is a whole wall of the stuff in every supermarket I've ever been in. Somebody can't live without it apparently, not just at the fast food places - the must have iceberg lettuce in their refrigerator. In the middle of winter, I can walk into the supermarket and pick up a head of iceberg lettuce, grown in California (I live in Massachusetts). What. The. Fuck? Why? Who needs this? People feeding their pet rabbits, what?

      Iceberg lettuce has NO redeeming value whatsoever. No calories to speak of, or vitamins, no flavor. The texture is easily replaceable by local seasonal varieties that actually do have flavor and vitamins and minerals.

      I'm not anti-vegetable by any stretch - I garden and grow lots of vegetables myself. I won't devote a square inch of my garden to anything so worthless as iceberg lettuce, because just walking across my yard to harvest it isn't worth the effort. Why some people need it so badly that they must have it shipped cross country in winter to have it blows my mind.

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    3. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iceberg lettuce isn't food, but other lettuces.... letti... letta? Sure are.

    4. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Yet there is a whole wall of the stuff in every supermarket I've ever been in.

      Have you noticed that the Wall of Lettuce keeps getting smaller? Used to be bins of iceberg heads, and now it's a much smaller part of a shelf of iceberg heads wrapped in plastic. It's wrapped in plastic because it's going to sit there longer. They don't wrap bunches of tasty vegetables like swiss chard or collard greens in plastic.

      Plus a larger section of the lettuce department is taken up with romaine and red leaf and green leaf and arugula and other leafies that actually have some color and taste to them. I think iceberg's days are numbered.

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    5. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

      I think iceberg's days are numbered.

      I hope that's true. I'm just curious why it was given any days to begin with. I don't see how anybody could make money selling that crap, especially having gone through all the expense to grow and ship it.

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    6. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      Iceburg Lettuce is awesome for Tacos

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    7. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's mostly grown in hydroponic greenhouses. So the amount of land and fertilizer it uses is pretty minimal.

    8. Re:Lettuce isn't Food by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Iceberg isn't always wilted. Sometimes it's fresh. Try to find a heavy head. It's the better flavor choice for a BLT, in my opinion. And good to mix with darker greens for a fuller salad.

  22. Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    In fact, IF you'd THINK about the amount of energy used in collection, transportation, and preparation of a vegetarian diet, and consider how much you have to eat to get the calories and nutrition you need to survive then consider the calorie density of BACON, it's quite plausible that the entire process of putting bacon in your belly requires the generation of less greenhouse gases per calorie than it takes to put lettuce inside you.

    Because calorie wise, 4 oz of bacon is like 4 KG of lettuce. And the lettuce still has no protein in it.

  23. I drink water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It takes 1800 gallons of water to grow the food cows eat to produce one pound of meat. Plus what the cows drink. How many gallons of water does it take to grow a pound of lettuce?

    1. Re:I drink water by thestuckmud · · Score: 2

      This article has answers for you. Roughly, beef takes 40-80 times the water per pound than crops, but that the total water use. Pork requires roughly 11 times the "blue water" (from lakes, rivers, and aquifers) than veggies, beef about 13 time (in California).

    2. Re:I drink water by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      All that water eventually gets pissed out and reused.

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    3. Re:I drink water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get this water use, where does the 132 gallons of water for a single cow go? Surely lots of it goes back in to the system. Like with growing and burning biomass being CO2 neutral.

    4. Re:I drink water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying cows don't have a right to live and should be exterminated, for the sake of the planet?

      The real question is, how much fossil-fuel-based fertilizer does it take to grow a pound of lettuce? It's a lot. Not to mention toxic pesticides, fungicides, herbicides (to kill competing plants), and so on.

      Think of all the shit you wouldn't have without farm animals. No, seriously, that's a lot of shit. Milk, cheese, pizza, bacon, beer, that coffee that they run through a cat's ass before packaging it, butter, ice cream, leather, pork rinds, cat gut guitar strings, and so on...

      And, oh by the way, the tires on your fixed-gear bicycle are made from fossil fuels. What do you think of that, hipster?

    5. Re:I drink water by thestuckmud · · Score: 1

      ... the 132 gallons of water for a single cow... Surely lots of it goes back in to the system.

      Good point! A lot of the 132 gallons used for processing a cow should be recoverable. That leaves just 999686 gallons per cow of harder to recycle water. Assuming 4,000,000 gallons of water per ton of beef and 500lbs of beef per "cow" (heifer/steer), that is.

  24. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EVERYTHING you do is bad, if not for you, it's for the planet.

  25. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by ClickOnThis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're ignoring the debunker's point, which is that meat-eaters don't just eat bacon, and vegetarians don't just eat lettuce.

    In order to compare the environmental effects of diets, you need to do a full inventory of the foods in them, not just a comparison of two items.

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  26. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right - but only if by "debunked" you mean "a vegetarian blogger who's clearly very interested in maintaining the moral high ground doesn't like what it says".

  27. At least it's not another Trump article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tho I'm not sure whom is universally hated more, vegans or Trump. That's a real toss-up.

  28. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 2

    I agree lets start will all the brown people.

    There is a huge amount of land that hasn't been agriculturalized yet. We still can make enough food. I agree we don't really "need" to have as many people as we have but I think we are more than able to produce for them. The problem is growing land and population density doesn't always align very well. People want to live in cities but we need rural to grow the food. Etc. Things get complicated really quick.

  29. Solution by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    The world would be better with fewer people.

    Volunteers?

    Thought not. There's your problem.

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  30. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Simple logical thought would debunk the whole theory of this train of thought. Animals require plants to live. If you're getting farmed food, you're getting second hand plants. There's an extra step that requires all the processing of the first. FFS most corn goes to animal feed. Stop and think before you type. Eating animals, regardless of the ethical implications, only provides more in terms of calories density. In every other way eating less meat increases your positive affect on the environment. This is such a trivially stupid thing to debunk I'm ashamed I live on a planet with people so stupid that I have to point this out.

  31. But bacon is reconstituted lettuce! by dsmatthews9379 · · Score: 1

    Stupid story, who says vegetarians eat lettuce anyway, it is just crispy flavoured water.

    1. Re:But bacon is reconstituted lettuce! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      It's called ruffage. A better understanding of the digestive system would help you understand why calories are but one facet of an orthogonal approach to healthy living.

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    2. Re:But bacon is reconstituted lettuce! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You mean roughage? Yeah, don't trust urban dictionary for your spelling. Ruffage sounds like something a dog would eat when it's sick.

    3. Re:But bacon is reconstituted lettuce! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Yes, as you are certainly aware I mean roughage. Since I have only heard the word spoken (about a milliuon times by dear old mom) and have never seen it in writing, at least to the best of my recollection

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  32. Calories are the primary nutrient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    We have forgotten that the most important part of eating is calories. A healthy person will survive a lot longer without any other nutrient than without calories.

    1. Re:Calories are the primary nutrient by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Not to mention many of the nutrients can either be synthetically created, produced via otherwise waste material (like shells of seafood into calcium suppliments) etc. Calories give you energy to do all the other stuff required to get the rest of your nutrients and none-food stuff (shelter, reproduction etc).

  33. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't need rural to grow food.

    http://www.verticalfarm.com/

  34. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    The degree of processing required to feed true herbivores is highly variable. Some of them can survive entirely on their own without any human intervention. Much of the American interior was once covered with them.

    On the other hand, Humans are very poor at exploiting plant material. Most of what is grown to feed humans can't even be digested by a person. That's not even getting into the waste associated with plant production at all levels of the supply chain.

    On the other hand, Pigs in particular are omnivores that put us to shame. They can eat all kinds of leftovers and industrial byproducts. They tolerate modern high density industrial farming much better than chickens or cows.

    You're not nearly as smart as you think you are. You're just a smug clueless idiot with a political agenda.

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  35. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    You're ignoring the debunker's point, which is that meat-eaters don't just eat bacon...

    I would, if my wife would let me.

    I, for one, am willing to accept this study's results at face value.

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  36. of course it's Carnegie Mellon! by einsteinbutthole · · Score: 1

    when CMU isn't busy deanonymizing tor hidden services, they're publishing nonsense studies. that place is the lamest thing about pittsburgh.

    1. Re:of course it's Carnegie Mellon! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      That brings up a question. Does anybody pay attention to the Capability Maturity Model anymore?

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  37. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    That Archie Debunker, always after the Meatheads!

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  38. Heart attacks by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    Bacon is even better for the environment than the study suggests, because you getting a heart attack will cut your carbon emissions to zero.

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    1. Re:Heart attacks by serbanp · · Score: 1

      Were you aiming for Funny points? Because as a serious statement it's just a stupid one, along with the idea that a low-fat diet is healthy.

    2. Re:Heart attacks by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Studies show that dead people use less fossil fuels than live people. And bacon is widely acknowledged as less healthy than lettuce.

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    3. Re:Heart attacks by serbanp · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with the first part, although dead people give off methane if buried and CO2 if cremated... The second part though, yes, it's widely acknowledged but that doesn't actually make it true.

  39. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

    They ignore the real villain: Water causes FAR MORE CO2 emissions per calorie than bacon. It is so large that we can't even quantify it.

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  40. Lentils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For instance, lentils provide more calories per hectare than wheat. I consider them to be a super food.

  41. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    I doubt slate outpaces sciencedaily for factual content.

  42. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by gumbi+west · · Score: 2

    They can eat all kinds of leftovers and industrial byproducts.

    stop, you're making my mouth water.

  43. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

    But seriously, we couldn't feed more than a small fraction of the Earth's population that way. Also, free range pork (as you appear to be advocating for) can have trichinosis, so I wouldn't eat eat if I were you.

  44. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're ignoring that the study does just that, moron.

  45. The Study does not make sense to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't read the actual study because it's paywalled but even if the growing of lettuce takes more work and energy and water.
    Lettuce by it's definition while growing absorbs carbon from air.
    While animals release carbon in air when breathing. And what about methane?
    Was it considered in the study? It's a 20 times more potent GHG.

    1. Re:The Study does not make sense to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the millionth time, exhaled carbon is part of the carbon cycle and doesn't count. The problem is not exhaled carbon. The problem is sequestered carbon being released into the air - i.e. being taken out of the ground in the form of fossil fuel and reacted with oxygen to create CO2 that was not in the air before.

      The CO2 that is exhaled by animals is taken up by the plants that they eat, closing the cycle. Plants don't take up CO2 from fossil fuels. That CO2 stays in the atmosphere to cause global warming. It all has to do with the isotopes. "Old" carbon (fossil fuels) has different isotopes than "new" carbon (exhaled breath). Plants much prefer "new" carbon and so they reject the "old."

  46. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    You're ignoring the debunker's point, which is that meat-eaters don't just eat bacon...

    I would, if my wife would let me.

    I, for one, am willing to accept this study's results at face value.

    I'm going to go and cook some bacon right now. Nice and wobbly. I blame slashdot.
    It's good that it's mostly saturated fat, and so it won't promote cholesterol oxidation leading to heart disease and cancer, but will help lower my LDL and increase my HDL, unlike lettuce. Don't listen to the vegetarians. They're scientifically naive.

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  47. Bacon is Better for the Environment by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    This is especially true if people use a bacon based diet. The more the better. As we already know that such diet will kill you soon, it reduces the population and therefore the source of resource wasting.

    If you doubt that then you might also doubt the calorie based metric. What a bunch of loonies.

  48. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article "debunking" it also claims moral high ground for it's author. Not ironically, the author actually claims that. The author actually uses the argument that she is right because she is better than other people.

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  49. BLT Sandwiches by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Presumably these should now be outlawed. N.

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  50. My humble solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All salads come with crumbled bacon on them. Even to the point of replacing the spam.

    That should even things out.

  51. Hardly surprising by DrXym · · Score: 1
    Lettuce requires warmth, light and water to grow, it can't be frozen, it can't be preserved and there is a constant demand for it all year round. And it has virtually no calories and few nutrients to speak of. So even in the depths of winter there are mile upon mile of polytunnels with lighting growing lettuce, and trucks transporting fresh lettuce for miles. And most of which just ends up as dressing for a plate or in a burger.

    So I can sympathise with the sentiment. It doesn't make pig rearing eco friendly but pigs are quite hardy animals and they're omnivorous so their diet can be feed made from some common crop like barley plus whatever seasonal foods are grown locally such as beet, apples, acorns etc. They'll even eat bugs and earthworms that they root for.

    I'm sure governments could formulate a tax on meat and veg that shifted consumer demand onto locally grown, seasonal produce but whether they have the balls to do it is another matter.

  52. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Top 10 Reasons Why It's Green to Go Veggie
    https://www.downtoearth.org/go-veggie/environment/top-10-reasons

    I don't know *anyone* claiming to be able to survive on lettuce or cucumbers. I may know some people claiming to be able to survive on air and water only, but they are loonies.

  53. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all. Editors, this is literally your job. Don't give equal time to obvious lunatics.

    Posting a link to an opposing viewpoint shows that the topic is contentious, not debunked. If it's contentious it's not eliminated from discussion.

    On top of that, the linked contentious viewpoint is a "Slate editorial assistant", the website being Slate this makes sense...however her level of knowledge is perhaps not sufficient to immediately 'debunk' a report by Carnegie Mellon people who, at the very least, actually educated in the subject matter.

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  54. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Troll

    There are a good portion of vegetarians who are just dicks about it. Who actually claim that their shit doesn't stink. That by being a vegetarian they are doing what is best for their body, the world, and should be celibated for their contribution to the world by not eating some foods.
    These are a vocal minority the same as with religious zealots, technology fanboys, partisan political junkies...
    But still they are annoying and to show that their lifestyle isn't that much better then others helps put them down a peg.

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  55. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    should be celibated for their contribution to the world

    That seems harsh!

  56. It is only actually around 5 to 6% by aepervius · · Score: 1

    The problem is that they are counting greenhouse gas by quantity rather than by contribution. By contribution to global warming, since methane has a shorter half life, 5% is agriculture, 5% is animal farming, and 10 to 11% is transportation. Industry , heating, electricity are way above that.

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  57. I found the fallacy in this argument by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    "greenhouse gas emissions per calorie"

    Well duh.

    60 calories in a slice of bacon vs. 60 calories per metric fuck-ton of lettuce.

    As the denominator (calories) approaches zero, the function tends quickly upward.

  58. Lettuce sucks anyway by LaurenCates · · Score: 0

    Show me a long-term vegetarian, and I'll show you someone who never wants to see lettuce again.

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    1. Re:Lettuce sucks anyway by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      Ha! Modded troll!

      The Anti-Spinach-an-Arugala lobby is totally astroturfing this board, you guys.

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  59. The eco-balance of meat is abysmal. End of story. by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    WTF is this suposed to be??!? Some half-assed attempt to blurr the real issue? The new epitome of the Chewbacca defense? Seriously?

    Who the fuck cares about some marginal greenhouse gas per calorie consumed ratio when meat 'production' is proven to have an abysmal eco-balance-sheet over all??
    Water polution, megacorp-driven livestock food monoculture, pathogens, the meat-industry driven anti-biotics disaster, etc.

    Water polution with meat production alone is actually close to that of a chemical plant.

    The truth is, no matter how you spin it, the eco-balance of meat production is abysmal. Period.

    Letuce is a filler - you don't eat it for calories. Calories per weight wise letuce is a serious underperformer.
    That's what potatoes or plant proteins are for. Or meat, if you prefer.

    More and more people are cutting back their meat consumption and vegan is the new vegetarian. Because our planet is going to hell and meat and its production has become dangerous for your health.

    Bottom line:
    This article is meat industry propaganda non-sense and beyond pointless for any reasonable debate on the real issues of mass-meat production.

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  60. Re:The eco-balance of meat is abysmal. End of stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all meat is industrially farmed. I get my beef from a local far that raises perhaps one cattle per acre of land, and it's not any more expensive than the industrially-raised, hormone-ridden, disease-prone crap from the grocery store.

    The majority of the population lives in urban centers (as I imagine you do as well given your obvious ignorance to what goes on outside of a concrete jungle). In fact, the whole reason industrial meat farming even exists is because of urban population centers.

    So, why don't we address the root cause of this problem by disbanding our urban population centers? You city hipsters are the real cause of global warming with your concrete jungles and huge market for industrially-farmed everything.

  61. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's means it is

  62. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I want a BLT.

  63. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by eumoria · · Score: 1

    When did this place turn into clickbait garbage? "This thing that is totally true!" "Summary: Likely isn't true." The definition of clickbait garbage.

  64. iceberg lettuce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the day... most of the year, you couldn't get fresh lettuce of ANY kind in much of the US except at very high prices. All those nice leafy ones wilt and turn brown amazingly fast when transported by 19th century technology. Iceberg, with its very tight head, could be packed in ice and shipped long distances by train and still look halfway decent across the country.

    Of late, advances in refrigeration and, more importantly, the ability to transport veggies immersed in a gas that does not contain oxygen (e.g. Nitrogen or CO2) has made it possible to ship leafy, fragile lettuce at reasonable cost.

  65. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by rioki · · Score: 0

    To paraphrase the article:

    "O M G! Somebody claims that my diet is bad for the environment. That cant be true. I get that you omnivores are sick of being criticized for your unhealthy and evil ways. I know that because I heard about all these studies, so this study must be a load of crap. I mean who eats only salad, vegetarians obviously eat soy."

  66. You can have my BLT... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    ... when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

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    1. Re:You can have my BLT... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That's OK. The bulk of your calories come from bacon so you're being environmentally friendly here.

  67. Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thermo-dynamics teaches 100% efficiently doesn't exist.

    Animals live by eating plants or eating plant-eating animals.

    Plants live by absorbing sun-rays and nutrients from soil, rain.

    Therefore, humans eating animals are less efficient then humans eating plants, due to necessary losses associated with every intermediate step.

    ( Humans absorbing sun-rays directly would be the most efficient posse, but as of yet there have been many such attempts with few, if any survivors. The idea is considered extremely dangerous or outright suicidal. Some claims exist of catholic mystics surviving for decades, by partaking in nothing but the daily eucharistic wafer and wine, e.g. Theresa Neumann von Konnersreuth. There are also reports of hindi yogi being investigated by NASA for long-duration space travel hints, including one wiseman going on for 183 days in a lab without any food intake. )

    1. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by PPH · · Score: 1

      Therefore, humans eating animals are less efficient then humans eating plants,

      What kind of plants? Ungulates are able to process much lower grade plant material than humans can. And much of their food can be consumed by grazing rather than raising them on cultivated food sources. Grasses are some of the most robust plant types and may very well expand into some of the more marginal environments as atmospheric CO2 levels rise. So there is going to be more food for cattle (cue the MOOOOO guy) and a resulting rise in the beef supply for people.

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  68. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Translation+Error · · Score: 2
    I know! I can barely stomach such holier-than-though, condescending statements such as

    I wear second-hand leather, eat marshmallows made with cow hoof glue, and just last week I had a Starbucks latte in a paper cup. (Yeah, you heard me.) I'm not claiming to be morally righteous; I'm not claiming to be perfect. I'm a human being, and if I contradict myself then, very well, I contradict myself.

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  69. Really Stupid Logic... by SSonnentag · · Score: 1

    The conclusion of this article is absolutely ludicrous. Animals have to eat so much food in order to grow to harvesting size, and they are farting off GHG their entire lives to boot. Also look at the amount of water required to produce a calorie of vegetation vs a calorie of meat; huge differences there too.

    1. Re:Really Stupid Logic... by SSonnentag · · Score: 1

      Read a few of the numerous studies done on the SAD vs Vegan diet with respect to both renewable and non-renewable resources.

      http://ajcn.nutrition.org/cont...
      http://www.worldwatch.org/node...
      http://www.gracelinks.org/1361...

  70. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The author actually uses the argument that she is right because she is better than other people.

    What? No she doesn't. She mentioned she was vegetarian in the interest of full disclosure and left it there.

  71. Everything ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything is bad for you (or the environment). It just depends on who you ask (or listen to).

  72. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

    Because the "debunking" is from a Slate blog (Slate not being known for its high standards of journalism, nor its deep and thorough understanding of science) and the original study is, at least, peer-reviewed? That's not to say it's automatically right - as we know, peer review fails at an alarming rate - but showing the original research and someone else's rebuttal gives people sources they can use to become better informed. Better to show it - and rebuttals - than to not publish it at all.

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  73. What about Kale? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Or soybeans?

  74. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the righteous vegetarian who likely called you out also happened to have the evidence, charts, and fancy infographics on their side—not to mention the moral high ground. (Disclaimer: I am a vegetarian.)

    So basically she claims that (A) vegetarians have the moral high ground, (B) she is a vegetarian.
    Therefore she indirectly claims that she has the moral high ground.

    You can disagree with me but I would like to point out that people with username "mwvdlee" are always correct (disclosure; my username is "mwvdlee").

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  75. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by dcw3 · · Score: 2

    should be celibated for their contribution to the world

    That seems harsh!

    They didn't need the meat anyway.

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  76. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is it debunked? Vegetarians want to turn us all into gigantic pussies, weak, sickly, and ineffectual; what could be more evil than that? Face the truth: Humans are omnivores and our health will suffer without delicious, nutritious meat. Especially some occasional bacon.. but I digress. Have you ever noticed how most strict vegetarians are puny, weak, have strange chronic health problems, and their brains don't seem to work correctly? That's because they're malnourished. Did you know that if a pediatrician discovers that someone is raising children as vegetarian, they'll report them for child abuse, since childrens bodies (and brains especially) won't develop properly without the nutrition from meat? Finally, meat is delicious; why would you deny yourself the simple pleasure of delicious food that is also highly nutritious and beneficial (especially bacon)? Vegetarians are just pretentious snobs anyway, driving around in their Priuses, acting like they're superior to everyone else. They're not. So do yourself a favor and eat some delicious, nutritious meat today. You'll thank me -- and yourself -- for it later.

  77. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Introduce your wife to gammon. It's like bacon but with texture.

  78. Meh. Too Bland by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    Lettuce is way too bland anyway. Fresh spinach makes a better "lettuce" than lettuce.

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  79. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by wyHunter · · Score: 1

    Well it seems to me that Hitler was a vegetarian...

  80. Vegans should pay carbon tax, meat eaters get subs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since I heard some retards suggestion that beef should be taxed because "Cows fart GHGs", I realized how people love to use global warming to justify attacking lifestyles they don't approve of. Now while I generally follow the rule of letting individuals be individuals I tend to avoid this, but in hearing the conversation, I could help but think that very fat they were holding onto "Cows fart GHGs" could be flip to suggest that beef should be subsidized, because for each cow I eat that cow isn't farting anymore. And then I thought about this other inconvenient truth, vegetarians fart way more than meat eaters. So they should be taxed for the GHGs they fart.

    PS - Global Warming isn't real.

  81. Re:The eco-balance of meat is abysmal. End of stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a bacon bigot!

  82. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by doccus · · Score: 1

    No it's not "debunked" It SHOULD be though, or at the very least add a caveat that it is not *growing greens* that is "bad" for the environment .. the very thought that the natural environment is bad for the environmment is absurd on the face of it. Were that so the planet would have commited hari kari eons ago. No, it is *modern FARMING practices* that are bad for the environment

  83. nothing can fix overload of humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is irrelevant information. Science needs to stop implying that we can figure out how to squeeze planetary resources for billions of humans. No dietary policies, healthy or not, can fix that fact that there are too many humans walking the earth. It has led to insane and cruel farming practices - to say nothing of general starvation. I pity every other species on this planet stuck here with rapacious big-brained humans who ought to know better!

  84. Re:Quit the wishful thinking. Story ain't debunked by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    If you do that, you'll probably find that vegetarians and non-vegetarians eat similarly in many ways [citation needed], so comparing the parts of their diets that are different is legitimate.

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  85. What Global Warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just one more example of a stupid study trying to be "socially relevant" by welding itself to the global warming meme (now changed to "climate change" because the warming stopped 18+ years ago). Dr Brown of Duke has a great explanation here (along with his post on /. about why the models are doomed to fail):

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/10/06/real-science-debates-are-not-rare/

      Yes even with this year's big el-nino (one of the top 3 since 1950) we are still in an 18+ year flatline for global temperatures. THERE HAS BEEN NO STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT GLOBAL WARMING FOR 18+ YEARS. As measured by the UAH and RSS global temperature measuring projects.

    So the question for everyone who thinks that CO2 controls the climate is "How long with rising CO2 and flat or falling temperatures before you admit your theory is wrong?". 20 years? 30? Never?

    Both of the satellite datasets (RSS, UAH) show no warming for over 18 years. In that time CO2 has risen 8-10%.

    Why do I use the 2 satellite measurements?
    First they have the greatest coverage. RSS goes from 82.5N to 82.5 S and UAH, 85N to 85S.

    Second they are the least adjusted. Unlike NOAA which makes completely unjustified adjustments by raising good data (ARGO bouy temps) to match what they themselves admit is bad, corrupted data (ship engine intake temps).

    Lastly they are run by 2 scientists with good credentials (Dr Mears & Dr Spencer respectively) and despite looking at what is almost the same data come to different conclusions. Dr Mears thinks CO2 does control the climate and Dr Spencer does not. I like that. Not only does it keep them honest it makes me think and read both sides to see why they are so different in their conclusions despite almost identical data. So far I side with the position of Dr Spencer.

    Here are 2 predictions. First I predict that CO2 will continue to increase because China and other countries don't care about CO2. They don't even care about real pollutants much less CO2. Second I predict it will get colder over the next 20-30 years. Why?

    The PDO is in its negative phase, the AMO has peaked and is on the way down and the sun is in its quietest phase in hundreds of years. So we have a great opportunity to do real science. If CO2 does control the climate then we should get warmer despite all those factors. If it doesn't then expect it to get much colder over the next several decades. So far the evidence of science is that CO2 does NOT control the climate.

  86. BLT by MagickalMyst · · Score: 1

    So what does this mean for the future of the BLT sandwich?

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  87. Global Markets Are Bad! by rebellexis · · Score: 1

    Global markets and the transportation of said goods between counties are destroying the planet, not diet. Beef is the worst polluter in the food world. However, if we eat locally raised food and ban for example, China processed seafood here in the states we would lower green house gasses.

  88. Re:If this is debunked in the summary, why post it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "harakiri", you insensitive clod. Harry Carey was an actor. Besides, you should really be using the term "Seppuku".

  89. My diet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only eat vegetarians.

  90. Thpthtptpptphthpt by stolidobserver · · Score: 0

    So the all bean diet isn't worthy of consideration because I may just gas out the atmosphere? What about Mexico? Think of the children? Those poor stinky children!

  91. Re:The eco-balance of meat is abysmal. End of stor by stolidobserver · · Score: 0

    Finally. Someone says lettuce is what it is: Garbage. It's not a diet food, it's not anything, It's a waste of arable land that could produce life giving calories for the world. Thank you.

  92. The wrong focus... by mccabem · · Score: 1

    Cows are not the problem and lettuce is not the fix.

    The confusion is from focusing on animal and vegetable foods when the problem is the way they are produced and brought to market. The industrial food system is extremely fuel intensive and uses the worst possible methods for raising both vegetables and animals.

    Cows and lettuce are not the issue.

    Eliminating industrial mega-growers and replacing them with SMALLER, educated local growers would be a great solution. ADM, Monsanto, Cargill, et al just need to be OK with profiting somewhere else.

    Therein lies our real problem. The mega farms will figure out a way to pump methane from a feed lot before they do away with the problem - the feed lot system itself. They'll figure out a way for lettuce to withstand even more toxic chemical inputs before they do away with destructive growing practices that mandate those inputs.

    The biggest thing anyone can do to change the world (even if you only consider fuel use) is to grow one's own food - at home. Whether it's animal or vegetable. Even if you can only grow one thing.

    Permaculture
    Polyface Farm
    No Work Gardening